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Police don't have enough to do in Colorado
resurrectingthelede.blogspot.com | Submitted by: The All Seeing Ear
"University of Colorado police have posted 150 photos of people attending an annual gathering last week where hundreds smoked marijuana. Police are offering $50 rewards for information about the people, many of whom are shown with hand-rolled cigarettes, glass pipes or bongs."
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From: hoageymaster [Black Man]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 13:16

Filthy hippies....lock em up. $50 is far too little to be a rat though.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 13:20

The streaker is kind of cute.

From: browncereal [Count Chokula]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 13:24

Ahhh the good old USA, land of the free.

Imagine that... your tax dollars are paying the salary of those gestapo wannabe cops. Trying to catch pot smokers when I'm sure they got a dozen filing cabinets filled with unsolved REAL crimes.

The Count

From: scumbagjunkie [junkiescumbag]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 13:32

Oh, it's UNIVERSITY of Colorado cops. College cops are usually the biggest douchebags in the police douchebag pantheon. I don't know about other states, but the police at NJ's state universities are equal in power to State Troopers. One of them pulled a gun on my then-girlfriend for the admittedly stupid move of smoking a joint on campus late at night (around 1:00 A.M.). Luckily, the cop's sister was a local dope whore, so most of the guys (and more than a few of the girls) he arrested had banged the shit out of his big sister, and he knew it.

From: chriberg [anubis02]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 13:38

I'll agree, and add that college cops in new mexico are also huge douchebags with napoleon complexes. Probably stems from the fact that they have small dicks. And let's also not forget their complete inability to actually solve any real crimes. Everyone knows that if your room gets broken into, or your car gets broke into or stolen, the police aren't going to do shit because they're too busy arresting casual pot smokers.

From: daveythedumbass [Davey the Dumbass]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 13:47

Ugh... The Campus Cops in Buffalo, NY make me never want to set foot in that shithole again.

I was told I had to leave campus for riding a BMX bike on campus - on my way to class. Sorry it has pegs, I wasn't using them, it was a method of transport. Still, they detained me until I agreed to take it home and be 45 minutes late for class.

Then there's the Campus Piglet who punched me in the face when I asked for directions after getting really, really lost. I was a little drunk, but I was over 21 and just wanted to find my way home. He punched me "for asking a stupid question."

Or there's the time SUNY Oswego campus cops who questioned me for wearing red shoes, even though the suspect they wanted was described as about 5'5 and i'm about 6'1.

Fuck campus cops.

From: arachnyd [rabble!]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 13:49

http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1683849/

That video is why they are doing this. 400 students gathered ON CAMPUS in broad daylight smoking weed and counting down to 4:20...not exactly what alot of big doners want to see. UC is probably freaking out about the fallout of that.

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 14:08

whydont the potheads just strike back and take pictures of cops at there academy graduation partys. i see cops get loaded at bars all the time and drive away becuase there fellow cops wont bust htem . take pictures of that. lots of cops play softball and drink in public. take pictures of that.

From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 14:17

what happened to the pursuit of happiness? bill of rights is just so much toilet paper. land of the free my ass. land of the persecuted.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 29-Apr-2006 15:05

Ahh, the Peoples Republic of Boulder. Talk about a facist city. You can't even smoke a cig in your car there. Lived there back in the late '60's and early '70's, before all the californicaters moved there and fucked it up.

From: jellyfishattack
Date: 29-Apr-2006 15:06

Campus cops, I thought the only thing they ever do is write parking tickets...until I found the U of Toronto campus cops site and discovered that they also conduct bicycle spot checks. I wish I were lying.

They also do the usual parade stuff and conduct rigorous training exercises.


I think the $60,000+ salary eases the pangs of their Napoleon complex.


http://www.utoronto.ca/police/archive_gallery.html

From: welshboy [blaenau gwent council]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 15:22

Why hasn't sirbutlust commented on this story? I read somewhere on the forum, that sirbutlust was a "pot head" when he was in college.

From: welshboy [blaenau gwent council]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 15:25

Oops! He has already posted, didn't notice the post.

From: sirbutlust [mike duff]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 14:08

whydont the potheads just strike back and take pictures of cops at there academy graduation partys. i see cops get loaded at bars all the time and drive away becuase there fellow cops wont bust htem . take pictures of that. lots of cops play softball and drink in public. take pictures of that.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 15:55

Davey:

You still in WNY? Or out in Cali?

From: sally [That's MRS. Bitch to you, pal]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 16:00

Some pot smokers use "420" as a code to speak about marijuana openly among unsuspecting teachers and parents.

*****

If the teachers and parents haven't heard of 420, they might be too stupid to be teachers or parents.

In my town there is an annual "Hemp Fest," but the cops for the most part look the other way as long as the people attending don't go too nuts. This year the "pumpkin rolls" sold out fifteen minutes after the Fest started.

From: daveythedumbass [Davey the Dumbass]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 16:32

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 15:55

Davey:

You still in WNY? Or out in Cali?


Cali, and loving it. WNY** was a nice place to live, until I found a place that really is nice. San Diego. The people, pizza & wings in WNY** are the only things I miss, now that I live among the Plastic Conservative Empire. The pluses of here are that I never have to deal with 7 feet of snow in three days, I'm happy, and I make a shitload more $$$. Did I mention I'm happy?

For a while in WNY** I was ready to kill myself. (Don't worry, it would have been creative and I would have donated any pictures to Rotten, but I never got quite to that point.) I realized that Hamburg / Buffalo / Syracuse / Rochester wasn't a good place to live for someone who enjoys life.

I had...ummm...problems in WNY** due to who my family was. Between police-in-the-family and other Family friends, the best job I could find paid about $9/hr, I lived in a ghetto, in addition to the fact I'd already been falsely accused of a crime I didn't commit, and losing friends in 9/11, and knowing Tim McVeigh's childhood babysitter, and an acid trip around the Buffalo Zoo that's left me with a profound appreciation for the reindeer, and realizing how useless my life had become I realized it was best if I moved west.

Yeah, I was living from a backpack out of one night motel rooms and hostels for a few weeks. Yeah, I slept on the beach before, yeah, I was homeless. Whatever, it was to better myself, and it worked amazingly. I didn't become a dumbass smoking tweak at 5 am, I became a dumbass who creates solutions, builds his own ideas, and fixes problems.

I'll never look back, it's amazing out here. I've grown in ways as a human I never could have hoped to, I'm a happy, well-adjusted, recent 26 year old with a great job. As long as you don't become a beach bum tweaker, live in El Cajon**, or want to get married to a sane woman, San Diego is awesome.

Ummm, I'm not trying to Alex The Thread(*) amigos, just stating my love for the American Dream, and the ability to make yourself from nothing. Even if you still enjoy 4:20, 4/20, and 420.

* - No offense Alex, I like your posts, it's just become your rep.
** - Valid word/abbreviation, but the Dictionary of Duder Don't get it.

From: blitzed [Rock Johnson]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 17:09

hahahahahaha, i fuckin love toronto when i hear that. i got bull/devil horns from a cop who saw me blazin a phathead from his car the other day. only about a third of the cops give a damn if youre tokin somethin so long as youre not 'blowin it in peoples faces'.

From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 17:38

They don't have a case.

It's not illegal to sit and smoke. It has to be reasonably proven that it was weed being smoked, and last I heard, a photo can't prove that. I'd hope any law student could destroy the case in a non-kangaroo court.

From: wimmpy [wimmpy]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 18:25

50 x 150 = $7500 for all the people. So, where are these photos, I might know some of these people.

From: dankbear420 [dank]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 18:33

what's a "bong?"

From: dunxy [Duncan]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 18:40

Bong=waterpipe

http://www.rotten.com/library/culture/bongs/

From: dankbear420 [dank]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 18:45

dood thanks but it was a joke, i am well familiar with what a bong is.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 18:49

Ok folks, all campus cops are not loosers. When looking for rotten news I found this gem of a tale on the University of Montana (nothing ever happens rotten in Montana)site. It is a "best of" the police blotter in the school paper.

http://www.kaimin.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1529&Itemid=55

Enjoy! And the qoute from the cops are so cool.

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 18:50

dankbear420 invented the bong I heard.

From: dittyd [dittyd]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 20:07

They should organize, turn each other in, collect $50 a piece, hire a lawyer, and then sue. I don't know, but from all those $50's and the lawsuit, next years 420 bash would be funded.
And, to my fellow rotteners, can someone tell me, why 420?
d

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 20:28

What is the definition of 4:25?





Chronic tardiness.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 20:34

From: daveythedumbass [Davey the Dumbass] :

Good for you, sounds like you got your shit together. We're about 50 miles south of Buffalo, depressed here too. Moving to Florida (I know, I know...) in about 30 days. The S.O. has a brother down there, gonna make a fresh start. NYS has one of the highest unemployment rates in the country. Welfare central. We have a nice home here, but want more. So props to the American dream!

From: squrm [FuckinBlaine!]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 20:42

I think we should all call the number listed to tell them how retarded what they're doing is.

From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 21:35

maybe squrm should run for the presidential place in Mexico.

From: killshit [I eat babies.]
Date: 29-Apr-2006 21:39

That's just bullshit. Police couldn't do that if they wanted to in Vancouver, BC. During our four-twenty, we had over 5000 people publicly attend, almost everyone there light up. Plenty of cameras, and no cops. You're going to see a lot of people getting mis-labeled as criminals from this.

From: blackjack [Jake mcHill]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 01:27

What the fuck are they going to do even if they identify the guys?

"We have this photo of you smoking marijuana in the last week's gathering in farrand fields."

"But officer, that was tobacco."(knaster/green tea/goat shit/legal alternative)

"Everyone there was smoking dope, you included. Confess!"

"No sir, I just did not want to stand out of the crowd, but I didn't want to break law either."

Unless college cops can suspend habeas corpus only the streaker will get into trouble. And yes, if there will be any expulsions, smart ones will take their cases to court and the school(and the campus cops) will be up to their necks in doggy doo-doo..

From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 05:23

From: jellyfishattack
Date: 29-Apr-2006 15:06


I think the $60,000+ salary eases the pangs of their Napoleon complex.

$60,000 I would guess* that is the police chief. Starting pay for an officer
is probably 30,000 32,000. It's low pay for a hard job!

From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 06:50

Hard job? A lot of those donut gobblers get the job for the same reason a chronic masturbator gets a job running the projector at an adult theater. Please. They drive around all day and fuck people over when they get the chance. How hard can that be?

From: dittyd [dittyd]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 07:01

I always believed those fucktard held no power at all. Are you people telling me they are like real cops, Dang.
And 32 grand a year, pretty sweet, if you ask me.
d

From: athenstexman [Ron]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 07:18

OK,

A little side rant inspired by this story.

We all know this stoner, the one who is very crafty and makes bongs, pipes, steam rollers, masks and all kinds of stuff to get high with. These thoughts go out to him/her. One dude I knew made all kinds of bongs, but what the hell do you need with 20 or more of them? But when they make this stuff they love to burn at least a half to break it in, so that is cool. Best I ever saw someone make was a solar powered 4 foot waterpipe with cool leather work, shells, bones and stuff. He mounted a lens from a magnifying glass at just the right focal point to make it fire up in the sun every time.

From: carriesovery [carrie's ovary]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 08:09

You should see the video... it's funny as hell. Go to www.9news.com search Boulder 420 and click the video.

I live in Colorado, and Boulder is the party town for sure. The odd thing is, you can't smoke cigarettes on Pearl Street, though weed is okay.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 08:18

Colorado is a great place to go to school if you're a jock who wants to rape coeds. Otherwise, pass. Try Western State instead.

From: rottenaugratin [Rotten au Gratin]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 09:22

Because hunting down, arresting, prosecuting and then incarcerating/tracking a bunch of well heeled, educated, socially conscious citizens will be a wise use of taxes, facilities, time and end all drug crime as we know it.

From: sexypoetbitch [Denise Rose]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 10:12

Isn't there a rapist or child molester or black person they can pick on?

From: d8d8bean [PattyJr.SatanicFeminist]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 10:35

In our convoluted world, child porn and sexual slavery is a protected privilege, drunks can kill their girlfriends and go on to become U.S. Senators, and Presidents who don't inhale can get blow jobs in the Oval Office. Why are we surprised that our government i.e. campus cops, want to make criminals out of people who imbibe a little weed?

Like everything else in our country if you want the right to break the law you better be able to pay for the privileged. Look at Rush Limbaugh. Money talks. It is unfortunate that the average citizen can no longer afford freedom or justice.

From: diamonion [poop]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 10:56

$50 will buy an oz here. fuck that, im movin to mexico!

From: accident [Belga]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 11:25

I wanted to post the recent posts on the same website same page.Its intresting how fucking strange and dangerous some people are.psst

Comments:
Wow, its great to see the police are really using their funding in the best possible way. Why don't they investigate the crooked ass Bush Administration and actually create some real change rather than bust college students for using a harmless drug?
# posted by Kidtuf : 10:29 AM

Beware off drugheads - yes - they are the true danger - good to see the police hunt them down as the faul creatures they are. may God bless our police. I wish we could kill off all thouse communist mongrouls - they schould be in the army defending our oil in the middel east and in central america. they dont need school they need disiplin and the love of God
# posted by jesus : 1:34 PM

From: issues [got a subscription]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 11:46

Bella! 4:25 Ha Ha! Meet me at 4:20 today huney!

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 12:47

From: carriesovery [carrie's ovary]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 08:09

You should see the video... it's funny as hell. Go to www.9news.com search Boulder 420 and click the video.

--------------------------------------------------

Seen the video carriesovery, yes it is funny, the cops just stood and watched. What I'd like to know is, who was the sneaky bastard, that took the photos?

From: blotto1 [daotto]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 13:41

Meanwhile kids are being raped - people killed- unsolved cold case murders. Fuck you Colorado - you have much moren problems than people smoking weed.
I THOUGHT METH WAS THE BIG TARGET NOW ANYWAY. Priorities are fucked.
SUCK MY WHITE ASS -CPD

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 13:48

Issues, honey, I am there! I'll be the busty redhead with the ginormous blue Chow in the car and a joint hanging from my lip as I tell the Sonic car hop to kiss my pretty, pink ass.

From: venatius [Squid]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 19:51

I "love" that worn old "Well, isn't there a murderer somewhere they should be chasing?" argument. Well sure. Let's just ignore ALL crimes that are committed when bigger ones are underway. Your brother or sister was murdered in a fit of passion? Well, that's swell, but someone else was a probable first degree murder victim, so a merry fuck-you to you by that "logic".
Frankly, if something is illegal, and you do it, knowing that, then any "objections" you raise are nothing more than pissing and moaning. People whine about being mature and responsible enough to handle pot, but then immediately shoot themselves in the foot by throwing tantrums about the consequences. Rightly or not, it's illegal at the present. If you don't comprehend that laws exist and will be enforced, you AREN'T a responsible adult, regardless of the rightness or wrongness of the laws in question. Sure, people defy all sorts of unjust political systems and laws, and it's the right thing to do, but most of them at least acknowledge what they're doing IS in violation of the system instead of trying to somehow rationalize their rulebreaking.
Jeebus. This is why I have come to hate stoners.

From: carriesovery [carrie's ovary]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 20:27

well why don't law enforcement just spend some money on facial recognition technology and catch all of those stoner kids at the school. surely they're a much greater threat than the middle eastern stoners.

From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 30-Apr-2006 22:41

The potheads should get video cameras and follow the cops. They'll be guaranteed to get miles of tape of pigs committing traffic violations, most notably turning and changing lanes without signaling. Then, go press charges.

From: zombiequeen [Julia]
Date: 1-May-2006 08:05

To: Venatious

I agree that the old argument of the cops wasting their time on petty crimes doesn't work. A crime is a crime. Shoplifting hardly stands up to murder but the cops will prosecute both.

What I see as the problem here is that our goverment seems to be wasting time and resources to bust all the pot smokers (and drug users in general) while we have much more serious issues at had. 75% of the people in prison are there for drug related offenses (at least that was the stat when I was studying CRJ 4 years ago). The three strike rule means that there are people in there for life that have been caught with a little bit of crack or heroin. In the mean time we have rapists getting a mere 2 years for beating a woman so badly that her family didn't recognize her. There are child molesters that recieve smaller jail sentences than drug users.

Drug use is a crime that has no victim. The users are usually a productive part of society since they need money to buy more drugs. It just doesn't seem to make sense that police departments with little funding and resources are wasting their time on busting drug users that are going to be sent to jails with little funding and resources.

And don't even get me started about how a little stint in prison will take a petty offender and turn them into an actuall criminal. You take a pothead or any other drug user and put them in jail for a while and what will emerge is a violent offender.

It just seems silly that our government can waste so much on something that has been proven time and time again to be wrong. They have turned a blind eye to the truth and have created policies based on myths and conjecture. They simply throw money at any program that claims to help the war on drugs despite any proof that the program in question actually works.

So, thats my two cents.

From: dittyd [dittyd]
Date: 1-May-2006 08:33

hey Julia, have I told you lately that I love you,
d

From: yawns [MJ]
Date: 1-May-2006 11:29

I think this girl is already an interweb superstar.



I'm somewhat surprised the page is still up, I suspect this stunt is going to cause the police a lot of legal and political headaches down the road.

Someone needs to post the names and photos of rats in a similar fashion.

From: stevefazek [plunder]
Date: 1-May-2006 20:42

a reward of 50 cents should be paid for each cop stonned to death at that school

From: sandywoods [Andrew Woods]
Date: 2-May-2006 13:45

Next year they are going to install a direction sign.

From: iguanac64 [Itchy Carter]
Date: 3-May-2006 10:16

Heh...my mom smokes RYO (roll your own) cigarettes. It's somewhat nerve wracking hanging out in public while she pulls out her Zig Zags and drops some tobacco from a pouch to make a cigarette. I keep waiting for some cop to come fuck with us.

Back when my wife used to smoke RYO, she tried to buy some papers at a Shell station near our house and some sanctimonious bitch clerk had the nerve to tell her "We don't support that kind of behavior here." Fuck her and her 500 packs of cigarettes on her back wall.

Updated: 5-May-2006 13:58
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