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Albinos Hunted For Their Body Parts
Seattle Times | Submitted by: Spookbabe
"Discrimination against albinos is a serious problem throughout sub-Saharan Africa, but recently in Tanzania it has taken a wicked twist: At least 19 albinos, including children, have been killed and mutilated in the past year, victims of what Tanzanian officials say is a growing criminal trade in albino body parts."
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From: faqme [faqme]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 21:01
yeah fuck em! fuck em right in their asshole!
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 21:23
"She said it was a curse to be born in equatorial Africa, where the sun is unsparing, with little or no protective skin pigment. Albinism rates vary throughout the world; about 1 person in 20,000 is an albino in the United States." They say what the rates are in the U.S., but not in Africa. Since the article is about African albinos it would have made more sense to give us those stats. Stupid reporter.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-Jun-2008 21:27
Damn, that was a late update. Didn't think we'd get one. Thanks Duder.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-Jun-2008 21:32
Yep, albinos don't last long in the wild, they just stand out too much. 
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 21:33
Phoe - Many people in Tanzania — and across Africa, for that matter — believe albinos have magical powers. They stand out, often the lone white face in a black crowd, a result of a genetic condition that impairs normal skin pigmentation and strikes about one in 3,000 people here.
From: crnkybitch
[cranky bitch]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 21:42
No way, Phoe, stupid reporter. They still didn't tell what was magical about albino parts, other than some vague comment about them being lucky. Nor did they tell what they did with these parts. The one with the legs cut off at the knee - do you suppose they use them like a lucky rabbit's foot.
From: pontius
Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:00
I met a "black" and an asian albino. The wannabe-n!gger looked disgusting, and the asian [chick] looked so horrible that even polite people stared.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:00
Whats the big deal. since they can't hide very well they'd just get eaten by lions or something  You can't even see the negro in this picture but the white guy stands out like a sore thumb
From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:02
If they're so magical, why are they so easy to catch?
From: sp00k
Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:03
. Tanzania's president even sponsored an albino woman for a seat in Parliament to show that "we are with them in this." ======= So they have a token white person in Parliament?
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:11
Is this the ffa, yet? From: tetheredgoat [tetheredgoat] Date: 8-Jun-2008 23:51 ~~~~~~~~~~~ I just discovered this noob. This boy is in trouble. Being a goat is bad enough, but to be tethered. Not much sport in it for Andy.
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:20
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:11 Is this the ffa, yet? From: tetheredgoat [tetheredgoat] Date: 8-Jun-2008 23:51 ~~~~~~~~~~~ I just discovered this noob. This boy is in trouble. Being a goat is bad enough, but to be tethered. Not much sport in it for Andy. --- Get away from me 
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:21
So Black Africans sometimes hunt Albinos because they consider them to be lucky? I wonder what Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would make of that. Maybe they would feel better if White Americans hunted Black Americans and ground up their body parts for magical potency charms. Cradle of Civilization. Meh.
From: purevenom
Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:45
Apparently when one asks for a collagen injection in the lips, one should be very specific.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:51
 Hey Gerbiler....He's 'Still alive and Well'! (great album BTW)  I saw him with his brother Edgar and Rick Derringer.  Lordy Momma.......light my fuse!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:56
Damn Phoenix....for what possible purpose? Sexual gratification I suppose; have YOU tried it? And 'I' am dubbed idiosyncratic! (wink martindale)
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:05
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:56 Damn Phoenix....for what possible purpose? Sexual gratification I suppose; have YOU tried it? And 'I' am dubbed idiosyncratic! (wink martindale) --- Better bring a spare pair of wellies or I'll kick you. 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:07
Too bad Phoenix-bird, I wanted to ask a classic question: 'How's that pussy-suction feel.......should I try it on my ass?' (only snatchy will get that one) But here is some gratuitous rabbitry!  Looks like he's had a bit of suction on his floppy ears -eh? 
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:10
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 9-Jun-2008 22:40 Is "wrongest" a word? And is "Ye Gods" your new tardo trademark saying? Yawn. ------------------------ Suck my ass, skank, you're a quart low. BTW, you might try inflating your twat lips.....it might make your customers think they are touching the sides.
From: greenfuzz [greenfuzz]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:12
 Looks like the wax lip candy that used to be available. Wait till you prolapse the whole thing!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:17
From: tetheredgoat [tetheredgoat] Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:05 ----------------------- Got to be a Brit with that reference to Waterloo and Wellingtons! Is that you Pubus? Putting in the Timpson eh......how's about a modicum of scouse? (I'll leave the rhyming slang alone....but me is ravenously Lee Marvin!)
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:19
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:00 No, I have never tried it, but I saw it on a video once. --- I thought those shows were banned. 
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:31
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:17 "Got to be a Brit with that reference to Waterloo and Wellingtons!" --- One of those uncouth colonials. "Is that you Pubus?" --- Said the priest to the altarboy.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:36
Dual citizenship here scapegoat....now be a lamb and not a sheep; there are quite enough of those about. DD is your shepherd, you shall not want. (M or F?)
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:37
At least 19 albinos, including children, have been killed and mutilated in the past year, victims of what Tanzanian officials say is a growing criminal trade in albino body parts. **** See, everyone likes the white meat!
From: sp00k
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:40
Tanzanian officials say witch doctors are now marketing albino skin, bones and hair as ingredients in potions that are promised to make people rich. ======= So there's a black market for albino skin?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:41
 or  What a difficult choice!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:47
And for the ladies:  or  I've heard 007 is mysogenistic...but I've never seen him slit a woman's eyelids and pour bleach into her optics!
From: mgr878 [matt]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:49
Just when I thought n1gg@rs couldn't get anymore disgusting. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/1703595.stm
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:54
Genetic dissimilarities? Nah.......  Future rapist or humanitarian and statesman?
From: revolver44 [Revolver44]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 00:00
I think Johnny Winter is the best guitarist alive, and probably the best blues guitarist that ever lived. I went to see him in concert in Asbury Park, NJ, in the late 70's. He was 2 hours late. When he finally showed up he walked onto the stage up to the mike with a quart of booze in his hand. He stood there for a second, took a huge swig, dropped the bottle on the floor and then walked out. That was the whole concert. The riot soon followed.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 00:08
DD, I watched the show you referred me to. Excellent. I thought it was over and never expected two for the price of one. Detective Donahue is a hero and the system totally fucked. TY!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 00:15
And for the ladies: I presume one should pick a man. Then, hands down for looks, charisma, humour, talent, brains and general attractiveness: Denzel Washington !
From: pontius
Date: 10-Jun-2008 00:20
"Then, hands down for looks, charisma, humour, talent, brains and general attractiveness" ---- No wonder I no longer get laid much, I possed none.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 00:30
From: revolver44 [Revolver44] Date: 10-Jun-2008 00:00 I think Johnny Winter is the best guitarist alive, and probably the best blues guitarist that ever lived. I went to see him in concert in Asbury Park, NJ, in the late 70's. He was 2 hours late. When he finally showed up he walked onto the stage up to the mike with a quart of booze in his hand. He stood there for a second, took a huge swig, dropped the bottle on the floor and then walked out. That was the whole concert. The riot soon followed. --------------------------- Bogus shit dude....hope you got your money back. I saw him (them) at the Capital Theater in Passaic, NJ in..........shit; 82-83? Robin Trower opened..with 'Bridge of Sighs'. Ahhh to be that age again! Sp00k (lol), thanks for the correction...I was typing on the fly. I'll get to you next GD!
From: pontius
Date: 10-Jun-2008 00:32
DS, once in weeks as opposed to 4 times a day... I think I'll go stand next to the trashccans.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 00:36
Given enough time, a hypothetical chimpanzee typing at random would, as part of its output, almost surely produce one of Shakespeare's plays (or any other text). I suppose the analogy can be taken further. And no GD.....you must pick a woman! (I'd actually be interested in the answer) And don't pick a female JUST because she's black; unless that is a non-PC personal preference. Or DD shall know! Quick whip 'round to 7-11 before the Blue laws kick in.....back in 15.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 01:40
 click We shall consult the oracle.
From: larry
[larry]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 04:12
How do you find an albino in a snowstorm? (sorry, I got no punchline, although I'm sure there is one)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 04:23
 Here you go Pubus Innoculous Bubonicus. Desert owls make nests in there, and the succeeding generosity of the aforementioned succulents provides a place at the inn for generations of the avian beasties. Not that a choice is made....but symbiosis shall hold dominion over all. (akin to the masque of the red death I should think) These cacti are both herbaceous and woody in their anatomical configuration. (true) Familiar with that botanical terminology are we then Linnaeus luv? BTW, the theft of these cacti bring huge profits overseas and within the states.....Arizona has recently beefed up both enforcement and coin to prevent ravishment.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 04:47
Carnegia Gigantea or Saguaro aka Big fucking cactus. There is a case on record of someone using one as target practice.The top fell off and crushed our modern day William Tell to death. The correct term for a plant that is both woody and succulent is a "succurwood".
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 04:49
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 04:50
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. But why they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 04:51
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Ahmal. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, 'They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal.'
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 04:53
Ah, the old "song title as punch line gag" very popular in the early 1970s. "The mills are alive with the hounds of Munich" "Prime Ivory mouse tusks" "There's no bisoness like snow bisoness" "Bohemian raspberry". Memories. Like some misty covered something or other.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 04:54
A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town to 'persuade' them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 04:55
Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. First one says to the other, "Why does it look like you're wearing a tuxedo?" Second one says, 'What makes you think I'm not?" It's only funny if you're 6 foot 6 and wearing red socks when you tell it.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:06
The correct term for a plant that is both woody and succulent is a "succurwood". ----------------------- If I find that to be wrong........I'll crucify you! Herbaceous and succulent are differentiated I believe. You fiend. Bohemian Rasberry.......we English do take pride in the wrangling of our puns on OUR language neh? Momma.......just felched a man Put my bun against his bed, killed his n1gger now he's dead. O-sama......mice had musty pong, but now he's gone and blown a dog away.. Mama...O-O-O-O....didn't mean to your cunt to ply, Sometimes wish I never poled you to cry......... Brian May solo.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:09
"Brian May solo." Of such words are nightmares made. I find "jokes" about penguins offensive. A civilized person does not mock others for the way they look. We do not call the elephant "Trunky" or "Big nose" do we ? Or the octopus "Mr Legsalotl". No ! And yet some species, penguins, moose, badgers, aardvarks are mocked for no other reason than that they exist. Speciesism is an ugly word.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:19
Speciesism is an ugly word. ----------------------------- Even more so because genetics are brought into the equation. Horrific, untenable, and obviously culturally biased. The badgers are always pissed that they are deemed as violent as the wolverines, political correctness and the weasel lobby you realize. (worse than jews) Now purge every shit-skinned muzzie from Britain, and maybe it might be a place Henry V or VIII might still wish to live in. Liz I would be absolutely appalled. She may have had the body of a weak and feeble woman; but no wogs here lads!
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:27
As someone in my family once said "The wogs start at Calais". Alas, there are few of the "olde breede" left. We are dying out, just as the nobly Romans did. You will miss the English when we are gone, world. We were always No 1. you know.
From: sensuous
Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:28
well fuck, when did this happen. haha... I woke up and still had my computer on. didn't even check for updates. So... This was before I went to lay back down. Just thought I would re-post it. My little body just can't handle that shit. This is by far the worst hangover yet Fuck, I was huggin the porcelain god for hours last night. Why do I do this... why why why?
From: sensuous
Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:44
so, who were you drinking with, sen? --- Me, myself, and I Cracker, all in due time. (I'm still contemplating it.) 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:45
Alas, there are few of the "olde breede" left. We are dying out, just as the nobly Romans did. You will miss the English when we are gone, world. We were always No 1. you know. ----------------------------------- True enough Blunder-pubes.....  You assume its too late for England and the scum win - eh? Every non-criminal white man in America is armed to the teeth; it might take a bit longer for Sharia or Talmudic law to take hold here! BOOM!! Come get some......
From: sensuous
Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:50
Sad?? No, I enjoyed it quit well. (Other than the puking, and hang over) So what's wrong with that STFU?
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:51
Sen, give someone the damn pic already. You'd think you were the queen of whatever or something. It is just a picture. Sheesh! Afraid the myth will be shattered? And good morning, ya drunk. 
From: kwc
[Go Cats!]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:59
Hey stfu dude. plaese add my photo to youre album  Have changed a lot since that was taken. but not posting a recent pic. I guess.
From: kwc
[Go Cats!]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 06:01
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 10-Jun-2008 05:58 Kwc, Your friend needs to wash his feet. ewwww! *advice is free, soap, apparently not. ....................... Hehe. Stephy noticed the dirty feet the last time I posted that pic. I guess
From: sensuous
Date: 10-Jun-2008 06:03
Phoe... afraid?? Not hardly. I just won't give my picture to anyone. Besides a few already have it. And a good morning back at you. STFU, I responded if you haven't noticed.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 06:31
Morning all. Off to a hell of a start. It's 09:33 and already 80.6 degrees and 72%. It's gonna be a hot one. If you see a puddle next to my keyboard, it's just my remains. Phoe, 24 hour shift sucks, period. I feel for you. Or I'd like to feel you, something like that. I can't believe Duder updated that early/late/whatever. I get here and there's over a 100 posts already, shit man. About the article, guess they'd want to hack me up too, nice lily white hide and ginger hair. Another reason not to go to Afreaka. Bastards. Tat2, how's the sunburn? Sen, I know you won't post a pic here, however, would you be willing to email one? I don't share anyones pic, you can ask those that have sent me one.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 06:37
hey everyone! "If they're so magical, why are they so easy to catch?" I actually laughed for real there...!! I bet Gingers would be all sorts of special! My Dad told me that "the wogs..." one a long time ago- but you all are your own little melting pot these days, aintcha? Sis is coming in today (with my 15 y/o niece!)- Yea!! gotta go, but I know I'll check back! 
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 07:13
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:24 Whatever, bella. You are a shame to your race. You cry about being raped on here, Yet advocate it for other posters (shanon). Hypocrite. ---------------------------- I've never "cried" on Rotten a day in my life.....and since rape is the most horrid thing I can think of to do to another person, sure I will advocate it as IMAGINARY punishment whenever I see fit. And I don't see how being educated, successful, happy, and overcoming obstacles makes me a shame to anyone....much less my race. And how dare YOU call me a hypocrite. You, who originally named yourself 'slut' and who has OPENLY admitted to having sex with anyone who desired it......yet gets offended and bristles when anyone mentions your checkered past. You seem obsessed with my life......how about you get one of your own and then you won't be so fucking jealous of mine. You attack me because I am all the things you aren't and so desperately wish you could be. Quit being bitter, discontented and ashamed of yourself.....it's never too late to make something better of your life.
From: saberwinks [me]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 07:17
yep, they will eat your pink bits for breaki..
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 07:18
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 10-Jun-2008 06:02 Funny how girls tend to notice that sort of thing. Who cares that he is fucking another dude up the ass, but he has dirty feet. lol -------------- Dirty feet either means his house is a pig-sty or he is a hillbilly. Either way, dirty feet is the "kiss of death"
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 07:22
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 9-Jun-2008 23:24 You are a shame to your race. ---------------------------- Spoken like a true peckerwood.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 07:23
Morning all! Going to be 100 - 105 degrees today. Yippie! (that's the heat talking, not me) My upstairs neighbor does not have an AC. He keeps his little size dog in a cage by the front window during the day while he is at work. The window is open. I know this for a fact because when he comes home, he lets the dog out and you can hear his nails scratch the wood floors. He locks the dog up during the day because he is too lazy to train it. That is why he has no rugs. Dog pissed all over them and he threw them out. I wish people would not have pets if they can't take care of them. 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 07:29
Patsy, hot here too, I think I'm not all that far from you anyway. Can't remember but I thought you were NY right?
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 07:46
Morning Goyle. Yup. Concrete. Also since my 17-unit development is new, I don't even have a fucking tree outside on my sidewalk to give a little shade. The builder didn't leave any cut-outs in the sidewalk for trees. I'm cooking dinner now. I am going to be exhausted later and really really short tempered. So I'm getting the food out of the way now. Tonight the kids will be eating everything nice and cold.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 07:54
Hehe, we have trees all around us. In fact, I look out on woods. They just mowed the lawns again too. It is nice here in that way. The unit up the street burning down is a bit unnerving though. Worst thing here is parking, not enough of it.
From: sp00k
Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:08
As the threats have increased, the Tanzanian government has mobilized to protect its albino population, an already beleaguered group whose members... ========= Sounds like they want to put them on a game preserve. They should at least issue licenses for albino hunting, that way there will be albinos left for future generations to enjoy.
From: sp00k
Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:17
 if you look to your left you will see a small herd of albinos wallowing in the mud.They do this because it protects their skin from the sun and biting insects. albinos were hunted to the brink of extinction for their pelts and are now a protected species.
From: helterskelter
Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:23
Africa sounds pretty interesting. In the chinese curse sense of the word. DS, you wanna have sex? We have similar initials.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:26
They have put an albino in the British Big Brother house this year. Along with freaks from all over the world (hardly any real Brits, typical of our TV these days). Maybe one of the Africans is going to go hunting.
From: sp00k
Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:27
Later Patsy, have a good one but if anything horrible happens, send pictures.
From: helterskelter
Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:42
Which reminds me, I went to "the Ghetto store" near my friends house to buy some beer late one night and some black guy came up to me in the store and asked "Do you know anyone lookin for some good ice tea?" Anyone know what drug is called ice tea? I'm assuming its meth but you never know.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:43
I saw my first albino person a few weeks ago in a dept store. She looked to be about 2 yrs old, and man it was freaky seeing a young child with white hair and red eyes.
From: meeeko
Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:45
It's a hot one here, too-- already 93 degrees. For a quick, refreshing treat I just stick my dildo in the freezer for a few minutes. Hmmm, sounds like a good after-work plan for today, actually. Catch ya'll later!
From: bilywtchdrdotcom
[Andy]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:46
From: gargoyle1 Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:25 Phoe, she's either looking at pictures or just posing for the camera. --------------------------- There's a copy of "Everybody Poops" inside, you just can't see it
From: sp00k
Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:52
I saw an albino aboriginal once. kind of odd looking people anyway but he looked really strange. Didn't want to stare though, I hear they're magic.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 09:05
Helterskelter -did he look a "little light in the loafers" ? coulda' been sweet tea, that he was offering think like that "hot coffe" trick in the video game. 
From: sp00k
Date: 10-Jun-2008 09:09
You have to be careful of what you buy on the streets. I hear there's a bad batch of Earl Grey going around.
From: sp00k
Date: 10-Jun-2008 09:14
From: meeeko Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:45 It's a hot one here, too-- already 93 degrees. For a quick, refreshing treat I just stick my dildo in the freezer for a few minutes. Hmmm, sounds like a good after-work plan for today, actually. ====== what if i put an ice pack down my pants and pay a visit...wait, that might not work so well. he doesn't like being cold
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 09:38
One for the ladies, on this hot day.  time to get back to de-junking my house. Got an awesome nieghbor who is motivateing and helping, in her time off. She's a vary rare bird, DAMN i wish i was her type of fellow. Bartering is good sometimes. Perhaps I'll check you guys after dark, 12:40 pm local now.
From: bilywtchdrdotcom
[Andy]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 09:56
From: sp00k Date: 10-Jun-2008 09:14 From: meeeko Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:45 It's a hot one here, too-- already 93 degrees. For a quick, refreshing treat I just stick my dildo in the freezer for a few minutes. Hmmm, sounds like a good after-work plan for today, actually. ====== what if i put an ice pack down my pants and pay a visit...wait, that might not work so well. he doesn't like being cold ---------------------- How about pictures then?... not of you sp00k
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 10:28
Saw Johnny Winter in Lubbock in 98-99 ? at a place called The Library. Kind of cool. The only albinos that are REAL luck are those that are midgets , sporting a Mohawk , with a hair lip , and at least one extra finger , but you don't kill them. You carry them around in a stroller to all areas that you want luck.
From: bilywtchdrdotcom
[Andy]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 10:30
From: sp00k Date: 10-Jun-2008 10:17 How about pictures then?... not of you sp00k  Awwww, come on ------------------------------ Got your lunch box filled with ice, ready to head over to meeeko's place?
From: sp00k
Date: 10-Jun-2008 10:51
Saved all my allowance for bus fare too. Will 35 cents and a Star Wars trading card get me 2,000 miles?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 10:57
Helter, actually the A/C is running here. I've found that if I put a small fan on to move the air though it makes if feel even cooler and I can raise the thermostat a bit and save more energy. BTW, it's 14:01 here, 95.9 degrees and 47%. Heat index is over 100 now, Ack. Cats are all sleeping under the bed where it's cool and dark. Normally they want out. I'm thinking of closing all the shades and joining them. Meeko, I like the frozen dildo idea. Had a lady friend who would suck ice then suck me. God that felt good, I returned the favor too.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 10:58
From: helterskelter Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:42 Anyone know what drug is called ice tea? I'm assuming its meth but you never know. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ http://www.nicd.us/drugstreetandslangterms.html#I Ice is cocaine. Ice cube is crack. Tea is marijuanna, PCP. Couldn't find ice tea. You're probably right, Helter. It is most likely meth.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:04
From: gargoyle1 Date: 10-Jun-2008 10:57 Hate to bust your bubble sp00k, 35 cents won't even let you on the bus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sp00k has a bubble? All the cool kids have bubbles.    I've always wondered, how do you clean that thing? 
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:06
Yes, Goyle. Unfortunately, I am here for another 5 hrs. On the plus side I have tonight off. I could have worked, but decided to go home instead before they forget who I am and sick the dogs on me.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:17
My cat would think that last dog was a toy and play with it, or kill. My cats are hell on small animals. The only reason they don't kill people is they're that they aren't big enough to do so. If they were lions, they'd eat people, I'm sure of it. They have attitudes that big.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:21
The dogs were great when we had or party on Saturday. They didn't eat any one. They all socialized, except for Baby. That chihuahua had to be on lock down. She wanted to give everyone an infection. I kid, but a friend of mine tried to take her for a walk years ago when I was not home. He found out the hard way not to fuck with the Baby dog. The doctors wanted to amputate his finger. lolz
From: sp00k
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:23
From: gargoyle1 Date: 10-Jun-2008 10:57 Hate to bust your bubble sp00k, 35 cents won't even let you on the bus. ======= wasn't that the bubble boy movie - how far will 35 cents get me? Step back from the counter please..... About that far.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:26
Whenever I'm with him Something inside Starts to burning And I'm filled with desire Could it be the devil in me Or is this the way love's supposed to be It's like a heat wave Burning in my heart Can't keep from crying It's tearing me apart Whenever he calls my name Soft, low, sweet and plain I feel, yeah yeah Well I feel that burning flame Has high blood pressure got a hold on me Or is this the way love's supposed to be It's like a heat wave Burning in my heart Can't keep from crying It's tearing me apart Sometimes I stare into space Tears all over my face I can't explain it Don't understand it I hadn't ever felt like this before Now that funny feeling has me amazed I Don't know what to do My head's in a haze It's like a heat wave Burning in my heart Can't keep from crying It's tearing me apart Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah oh oh (heat wave) Yeah yeah yeah yeah oh (heat wave) Don't pass up this chance This time it's true romance Heat wave Heat wave Heat wave Oooh heat wave
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:27
From: meeeko Date: 10-Jun-2008 08:45 It's a hot one here, too-- already 93 degrees. For a quick, refreshing treat I just stick my dildo in the freezer for a few minutes. Hmmm, sounds like a good after-work plan for today, actually. Catch ya'll later! --------- Meeeko, be careful! We don't want a scenario like when a kid sticks his tongue on a pole and it gets stuck. ps., ever grab ice cubes out of the ice bucket in the freezer to put in your glass and all the cubes stick to your fingers? And you are trying to get them off but afraid the cubes might also take your skin off too? If this never happened to anyone before, then I am going to hide in closet under the stairs
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:32
Patsy, wet your fingers first. The ice is dry and your fingers are dry so they stick together. I love ice. Frozen water not cocaine. My dogs do too. Except for them we call 'em water cookies.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:35
Hey RF, Patsy, don't hide under the stairs, come here and hide with me under the blankets.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:39
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing whothey like to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order". The third surgeon said, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded. The fourth surgeon said, "I like operating on lawyers". The other three surgeons looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked why. The fourth surgeon replied, "Because they're heartless, gutless, spineless, and their ass and head are interchangeable".
From: petsrbetter
[homosapienssuck]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:48
Bad Samoan joke I take no credit for coming up- This Samoan guy walks into a department store and asks the palagi salesman: "How much foa dis TV?" The salesman replies: "We don't serve Samoans here! Get out!" So the Samoan goes and puts on an afro wig, dark glasses, and struts back into the store and asks the salesman (with a heavy black accent): "Yo brotha! How much for dis TV man?" The salesman replies: " I said we don't serve Samoans! Get out!" So the Samoan goes and puts on a big fake mustache, a sombrero, a poncho, and back in the store he goes. He again asks the salesman: (with a heavy Mexican accent) "Eh, excuse me senor, how much for this TV por favor amigo?" The salesman still replies: "We don't serve Samoans here, now GET OUT!" By now the Samoan is very frustrated and rips off his costume and demands: "How you know I am a Samoan!?" The salesman replies: "Because that's not a TV, it's a microwave!". And since this has become the weather channel. OMG, it just started raining. Didn't expect that.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:52
From: bilywtchdrdotcom [Andy] Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:46 96 degrees 40% humidity here in NH ---- far in cow hampshire are ye? me bro-in-law is lookin fer help doing some roofing.. tar baby --- albinos? bitta shoe polish and bob's yer uncle
From: petsrbetter
[homosapienssuck]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:52
Okay, so no one wants to say what they would really do to that little shit eater. Sp00k, that doesn't fly. He LOOKS guilty. My basset always gives himself away when he has been bad. Can't keep the guilty look off his face. 
From: meeeko
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:54
From: sp00k Date: 10-Jun-2008 09:14 what if i put an ice pack down my pants and pay a visit...wait, that might not work so well. he doesn't like being cold ---------------------------------------------------- Sp00k, just suck on an ice cube first-- that works just as well Patsy, I haven't had any problems yet from past experiences with my frozen dildo, but if any issues arise I'll be sure to tell you Rotteneers all about it.
From: meeeko
Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:55
From: gargoyle1 Date: 10-Jun-2008 11:35 Hey RF, Patsy, don't hide under the stairs, come here and hide with me under the blankets. ------------------------------------- Is this an invitation for a Gargoyle/RF/Patsy threesome?? That sounds interesting...
From: sp00k
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:01
Sp00k, just suck on an ice cube first-- that works just as well ========= So first I suck on the ice cubes then put them in my pants?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:02
Wish it'd rain here, as long as we don't get wiped out. Meeko, I should've seperated that into two paragraphs. Hi to RF and the rest to patsy, my bad, or good, who knows?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:02
where in new hampshire ye wee bitta thickie gristle-
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:04
EZ, I couldn't find devils butthole on google maps, could you clarify that a tad? Country, state or province?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:06
devil's butthole is in arizona somefar-wrapped around a prickly pear
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:06
Hiyas Snatchy, well, dunno bout NH, but here in the CT valley, it's hot and putrid, er humid, that's the word, although, putrid might be more fitting for this area.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:08
black fly season-tis a beautiful thang. southern moo hampshire=how gauche-hahahahaha hang at hampton?
From: bilywtchdrdotcom
[Andy]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:11
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch] Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:08 black fly season-tis a beautiful thang. southern moo hampshire=how gauche-hahahahaha hang at hampton? --------------------------- Not all that often no, where are you snatch?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:13
cali-but i were brooded and birfed in the granite state live free or die-mudderfucker me whole fam lives thar still
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:14
ahh-soo-it's says snatchua in yer bio-i suppose if i were a bit quicker on the uptake-i'd ha seen that day late/dollar short-meh
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:16
An AC guy got robbed for pocket change yesterday and shot. He was installing some AC units in an apartment complex here in town. Warning to all of you, it will only get worse. I got mine. You got yours? 
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:18
aye-nashua is still masshole territory gotta get to at least manchester to find plenty o earth and water manchester airport is the bestest-eh? eh??
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:22
Zilla, sorry to hear that. Write, let me know what's up Snatchy, I have a lava lamp too, dark green liquid, light lava. Got a plama sphere too. Phoe, I'd have to take the gun from the guy and insert it where the sun don't shine, weapons pointed at me piss me off. I've taken knives away from guys before too, EZ, you in Wash state? I hear it snowed there.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:30
106 on the heat index, ack, I don't even see any birds flying around. I think they all burst into flames as they flew
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:39
Afternoon kiddies. Yup, hot here too, in the high 90's...thank god for central air. Cool as it is in the office, I'm getting all hot and bothered picturing Gargoyle getting all rough and taking weapons from badboy wannabe's. Yummy! Zilla, glad to hear you got Pa home at least for a little while...may his remaining days be as happy and pain free as possible. My heart goes out to you and yours. As to the little shitstain couch eater...when my dog was still in training he used to like to rip the zippers open on all the couch cushions and pull the stuffing out. Pissed me off! But he's really sensitive to tone of voice; a couple good yelling-at's and he came out of that bullshit.
From: greenfuzz [greenfuzz]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:39
From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 10-Jun-2008 04:47 Carnegia Gigantea or Saguaro aka Big fucking cactus. There is a case on record of someone using one as target practice.The top fell off and crushed our modern day William Tell to death. The correct term for a plant that is both woody and succulent is a "succurwood". ========================================== That was a story on "This American Life" a few years ago. (I'm pretty sure.)
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:43
Hey Tat2, yeah, pointing weapons at me has the opposite effect most people expect. Instead of getting all submissive and afraid, I get really hostile and pissed. Last guy who pointed a knife at me ended up with a broken jaw and wrist, I kept his knife too. I guess if anyone points a gun at me, someones gonna end up dead, the gun pointer if I have my way about it. He'll look funny though with the gun shoved up his ass though.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:49
Hot as Hades here too. I think I might spontaneously combust. Goyle, those who point guns at others are just downright rude. Didn't anyone tell these assholes that it ain't polite to point?
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:49
Oh my, Goyle...I may have to excuse myself for a Masturbatory Moment with the picture you just painted for me. Drool... EZ, don't feel bad. I can remember a couple summers getting snow in July in northern Maine. Not enough to stick to anything, but snow nonetheless. It sucks! Wish we'd get some of Phoe's rain. The midwest is hogging it all, and we're in a drought here in the Carolinas...greedy bastards!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:49
EZ, my dad used to live in Boise. I'd love to be somewhere cooler right now though. Now we're sposed to get thunderstorms later. With this heat and humidity, it's gonna get nasty.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:52
Hey Eggsy, not in the batcave today? Or off work already? Tat2, damn girl, LOL. Need meekos frozen dildo?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:56
Wonders, is a masturbatory moment like a kodak moment? Has seen snow in July and August. Has also worn tee shirt and shorts on my birthday, early December. Weather can be fun.
From: entityzero
[And one day, suddenly, there it was]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 12:56
We had one day here that was 87 degrees, and I thought I'd die. Then we re-entered the ice age. The cats are freaking out and wanting in the house, but I won't let them in because, in spite of having been neutered as kittens, they spray pee everywhere. The good news is some guy came to the door offering to haul away our son's old junk car that has been parked in front of our house for two years. Son was using it for parts, but he took everything useful off it months ago. It will be gone by the end of the day.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:03
Umm, Goyle...do you ever braid your hair? Like the #1 flunky bad vamp in Blade? http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/ new_line_cinema/blade/donal_logue Except in part of the movie he's got a bunch of braids instead of just two...was incredibly sexy (just caught part of the movie on tv the other night when nothing else was on). (Can't get the fucking pic to work, and can't get the goddamn URL to split in a convenient place without putting in an extra line..?)
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:11
Tat2, no, I haven't braided it. I'd have to do it myself, my wife hasn't a clue on how to braid and doesn't seem inclined to learn. If you want more info, you'll have to mail me though, I won't discuss that part here.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:14
Eggsy, bummer on the batcave. Yeah, yay for A/C, mines doing overtime. I'm almost praying for rain too. As long as it cools it off and don't just make it more humid.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:19
Great, powers flicking now, my UPS is going nuts. Fucking CLP sucks. Guess it's the strain of all the A/C being used Tat2, my hairs a bit longer than Donals, like midway down my back at the longest part. Needs trimmed though. Lately it's been in a ponytail to keep it off my neck, too hot. I hate to say it, but if I get to job hunting, I'll have to cut it prolly. I don't know why people think hair length makes a difference in job performance, etc. Stupid bastards.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:22
Actually Goyle I needed a break from the bat-cave. I don't care of it rains 'cause I don't see how it possibly get any more humid than it is now. Fucking cement is sweating.
From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:23
Slur Represents Reasons/Origins Smore Samoans Letters rearranged http://www.racialslurs.com/
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:24
Eggsy, auburn hair and blue eyes a ginger make. Just like me 'n Goyle. Donal's hair in the Blade movie is longer, a bit past his shoulders. With the braids it was very sexy. Goyle you're a computer guy right? Most of the repair places I've worked with have been pretty lenient on things like dress code, hair length, facial hair, etc...matter of fact, most of the uber-geeks I know look pretty wild (a far cry from the pencil neck geeks that used to make up the bulk of the computer repair industry).
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:28
That cracks me up about these people who get so bent outta shape about guys with long hair. And most of them call themselves xtians who worship a dead jewish carpenter zombie that supposedly had long hair. At least that is how he is appears in all the photos I've seen of him.   
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:30
Eggsy, god dammit, I'm laughing hard, sweating cement. Good one. I can understand needing a break, I'd have to kill someone if I had to deal with stupid tourists all day, but that's just me. RF, thanks,,LOL, I know what you mean though. Tat2, actually, my eyes are cold steel grey. Now my dads eyes, they are a striking blue. Yeah, most uber geeks are finally letting their hair down, so to speak. All I need to do is convince them to hire me, but, read your mail, you'll understand a bit more about why I'm not looking hard right now.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:34
<<Eggsy, auburn hair and blue eyes a ginger make.>> Well shit! I'm married to a ginger T2. I was thinking that all gingers had red hair. "I'd rather be dead than red in the head."
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:39
LOL RF, I was wondering if someone would catch that. At least one of you rotten phucks is paying attention. Seriously Goyle, the cement is sweating in some places, I shit you not.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:39
Hate to barge in Goyle, but you made me think of reasons to not look for work. Besides just being lazy and you don't seem the type. Wife makes a bundle. Great Aunt just died and left you something good. Working on a stay at home, get rich quick scheme, that is taking all of your time. Just robbed a local bank and need to lay low while your pic is on the news. Trying a "do it yourself" rehab at the house. You need 6 more weeks for the drugs to get out of your system so you can pass a piss test. Are on disability for a while longer and you really want to milk it. Wife or other family member is insane and you lost the keys to the basement. Making a lot of soufle's and you can't leave the house.
From: pontius
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:40
"We had one day here that was 87 degrees, and I thought I'd die" ---------- yeah it sucks when temperatures drop like that.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:41
OK, I gotta go get dressed so I can take the damned dog out. Hopefully he'll do his thing fast so we don't melt out there. I don't want to do this.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:47
Hi guys/gals, Tasks done for the day. Need to shower in a bit. I think I smell  Went to Staples for a 2 g stick. The AC was broken. It was actually cooler outside the store. On the concrete it hit 105 F. You know how they have all candy and crap by the cash registers - All their chocolates were melting. Well at least I don't have to cook. Cold chicken cut up on a salad. Add some tomatoes. Hope they don't have salmonella. Oh well, we all have to go sometime. Goyle, hopefully the storms will cool things done a bit. Tat2, how's the burn doing?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:49
Yeah 3P it's cold in Bangkok now. It's only 26 around C/79 F degrees there. Brrrrr hope you got your sweater handy. I love hot weather but at this time of the year it's a bit weird. Must be that global warming shit that I hear about all the time... errrr I mean climate change.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:52
Doughnutman = fatass douchebag Gingers are people with red or auburn hair, blue/green/gray eyes, fair complexion and usually have freckles. Thankfully most of my freckles have faded, unless I get too much sun...like now, with my sunburn, I'm Freckle Girl. Ick.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:56
Hey Patsy. Good luck with the tommytoes...I hit the farmers markets here for all our fresh fruits and veggies, they taste better and are salmonella/e. coli free! The burn sucks. Froze my ass off all night last night (weird how a sunburn makes you cold), but at least the soreness is starting to go away. Another few days and I'll start to peel. Thankfully I didn't blister though, and the aloe's helping a lot, putting on fresh applications ever hour or so; can't wear anything on arms or legs so I'm in a skirt and tank top at the office...good thing I don't have many client appts this week, and the ones I do aren't uptight about dress code. LOL
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:58
I guess fatass douchebag er.. excuse me doughnutman never did figure out the alonso reference I could make a disparaging remark about public school education but since I went to public school I wont I will just make a disparaging remark about fatass er.. doughtnutman
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:59
Hey Seagal, long time no chat. I actually took the 5 minutes to find the reference. Never read that book. Don't plan to either. My tastes in HS and beyond were more the Iliad or Morte D'Arthur. I always liked swords and fantasy for escaping. Oh, and fuck off. Goyle, I wasn't trying to pry. I really don't care to know personal stuff about anybody on this site.
From: sp00k
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:02
Rotten weather report from my neck of the woods  I have no idea what all those squiggly lines mean but the colors are kind of nice. 94 F 25% humidity and windy as hell. kinda weird here too.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:02
From: doughnutman [guesswhy] Date: 10-Jun-2008 13:59 Hey Seagal, long time no chat. I actually took the 5 minutes to find the reference. Never read that book. Don't plan to either. My tastes in HS and beyond were more the Iliad or Morte D'Arthur. I always liked swords and fantasy for escaping. Oh, and fuck off. ==================== good come back Alonso the Iliad is a tedious read and which version of Morte D'Arthur? the unabridged version the tranlated version or (for you)the pop up book ?
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:03
Hey RF...why is fatass Alonso? Yes, I know what character you're talking about...but which windmills did he decide to tilt at? I must have missed something along the way...
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:04
And FYI it is officially hurricane season here in the states as of 6/1. Make sure your hurricane escape plan is up-to-date as well as your emergency provisions. This has been a Rotten PSA brought to you from RE13.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:06
Seagal, The pop up book was already checked out by some pretentious, hippie looking, male nurse so I had to read the old english version.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:08
Seagal, The pop up book was already checked out by some pretentious, hippie looking, male nurse =================== ahhh that explains it! you went to the same school as fucknut! did you guys ride the short bus together? I am not a nurse you fucking moron
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:10
"good come back Alonso" Yeah, he's a fart smeller...I mean, a smart feller...that way. And picking on my aging, really hurts. Really. Then again, I'll never get diabetes and lose a foot; not likely to die of a heart attack; my knees and hips won't wear out; and I'll live to a happy old age. I'll take that over looking 20 any day of the week.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:11
Seagal, If I am in a Hospital and a guy in scrubs walks up to me and isn't a Doctor, he's a fucking nurse in my book regardless of the title they gave you.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:12
never been in a hurricane. Might have to try one out. Been in tornadoes, blizzards, heat waves, hail the size of softballs, earthquakes, straight line winds topping 130mph, all kinds of fun shit, but never a hurricane. Hmmmmm. Guess I'll have to wait and see.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:15
I just heard on the news that the AC guy did not get shot. He got pistol whipped. WTF? I would beat the fuck outa some dumbass for even acting like he was gonna hit me with a gun. It is a fuckin gun not a club. The gun went off and a bullet hit the apartment building. Goyle, Cotton top is code word for elderly.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:21
Too bad Seagal. I was just starting to have fun. Have fun taking care of sick people. I guess it is better than emptying port o potties. Barely.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:21
From: doughnutman [guesswhy] Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:11 Seagal, If I am in a Hospital and a guy in scrubs walks up to me and isn't a Doctor, he's a fucking nurse in my book regardless of the title they gave you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Oh, so a fucking janitor is a nurse now? Or how bout an x-ray tech, nurse also? I hope for your sake you never get sick. Maybe, they will send in the janitor to take your temp anally. He will be wearing scrubs after all.
From: pontius
Date: 10-Jun-2008 14:22
How is rain in the US? Here it's fantastic, drops that fill a cup and never too cool, and it all comes down quick. In Europe you mostly have that annoying constant ice cold horizontal drizzle.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 10-Jun-2008 15:21
Rotten ain't real life darlin'. And this site could go away and all that would happen to me is that I would make a lot more money. Besides, most of my family die of aneurysms in their 80's or 90's. No need for a Doc. Hiking or gardening outside, don't come in for lunch, family finds you dead. It is a running joke in my family. "Don't let Uncle Jack back in the garden. He just turned 80."
Updated: 11-Jun-2008 15:48
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