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NIMBY
Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: anonymous
"Two weeks ago today, inside the million-dollar-plus houses on a quiet cul-de-sac in Encino, the neighborhood kids delighted in what the Easter Bunny had brought. Then, about 10 a.m., the porn stars started showing up." [Requires evil registration, use BugMeNot if you can't get in.]
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From: daveythedumbass
[Davey the Dumbass]
Date: 1-May-2006 12:55
Sure, the neighbors concede, they didn't actually see any nudity or obscene activity, but the mere idea that it was going on next door bothered them. Holy. Fucking. Shit. They get a fucking LA Times article because people in their neighborhood are having sex in private?
From: dirtylittlegirl [Rori]
Date: 1-May-2006 12:58
What? these people are getting paid over a thousand dollars a day to have sex, and it's not prostitution? I think I need to consider a change in career...Oh, yeah...those residents can calm down. Not everybody has the same tastes...some taste good, some taste bad.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-May-2006 13:45
OK, were they fucking in public? Were they fucking the kids in the neighborhood? Was anyone seen naked? No? Then what's the fucking problem? You don't think your neighbors fuck? Fuck these rich assbags with an illegal dildo from india.
From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 1-May-2006 14:08
"Which means that if one of your neighbors decides, as Johnson's did, to rent out his house for the filming of "The Alphabet" — in which sexual acts are performed in alphabetical order by 21-year-old identical twins — there's not much you can do to stop him." Cool! If I remember my alphabetical order correctly, I believe anal would be first. I have to find this movie...
From: discordia [Sacred Chao]
Date: 1-May-2006 14:11
LAWL How did these people have kids without any nudity or obscene activity? Hypocrites!
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 1-May-2006 14:42
Dear Neighbour, I am sorry if our activities bothered you and your children, but surely you must admit that you yourself have clearly engaged in procrative activities. The mere fact that you have offspring which, I notice, resemble you in a cute way, does tend to suggest that at some time you must have, shall we say, snuggled, hugged and become 'intimate' with your partner, performing the same acts to which you now object. To spell it out a little more clearly; did not your rampaging purple-headed sword of vengeance thrust its shuddering way into your wife's welcoming pink love-clam, spurting buckets of gooey cum while she screamed like a crazed baboon? If I am mistaken, please accept my apologies.
From: chowdapipe [Dr. Nuge]
Date: 1-May-2006 14:51
21 year old identical twins..........that just HAS to be the sweetest sound I have ever heard.
From: rojas [SAUSAGEDISTRIBUTOR]
Date: 1-May-2006 14:53
i would insist it was my neighborly right to participate in the movie, IN accordance with homeowners Association code 45R sub paragraph B, subsection B-4
From: brm [No catchy phrase]
Date: 1-May-2006 14:53
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden] Date: 1-May-2006 14:42 To spell it out a little more clearly; did not your rampaging purple-headed sword of vengeance thrust its shuddering way into your wife's welcoming pink love-clam, spurting buckets of gooey cum while she screamed like a crazed baboon? If I am mistaken, please accept my apologies. That's just hilarious.
From: daveythedumbass
[Davey the Dumbass]
Date: 1-May-2006 20:22
From: jhigh [apathy incarnate]
Date: 1-May-2006 13:22
San Fernando Valley is the porn capital of the world. And the cities there enjoy the revenue. Kinda of a non-story Oddly, I know a grad student who's senior thesis at one of the top US colleges is about the San Fernando Valley's porn industry. The porn industry is by far one of the most interesting businesses in the world.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 1-May-2006 20:44
 Lyndsey And Lacey Love Are The Most Fuckable Pair Of Identical Twins Ever To Enter The Sex Film Biz But I Want Them To Stop Doing Tame "Vivid" Shit And Get With Peter North Or The "Baker's Dozen" Crew So They Can Get A Good And Proper Face Bath http://www.xrentdvd.com/site/?page=ProductFlyPage&affiliateCd=1112&productNo=22295&hc=AFC-ADT&hattrib=Two-Hot-%28Vivid%29-Buy
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 1-May-2006 21:05
Behind the Scenes with Lacey and Lyndsey Love: Sugar & Spice and Everything Nice Brought to You by Vivid’s First Twins -- http://www.sexherald.com/interview-sex-professionals/behind_the_scenes_with_lacey_and_lyndsey_love__sugar_&_spic.html 
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 2-May-2006 00:06
They are hotter than the Milton Twins.
From: sumproduct
[fishrakes]
Date: 2-May-2006 01:03
There is someting a little creepy about identical twins doing porn. Maybe I'm being a little prudish, but what the fuck was uncle Frank doing while babysitting these trashy twins? Anyhow, regardless - the movie is now an assured hit. I'm going to find it, just to see what the fuck the girls do with those awkward letters that seem to have no sexual connotation, like Q, X and Z. Hmmm... "After queefing Lyndsey's magician sleeve vagina with the 15" 'intruder' dildo, Lacey was then strapped to the X-frame and fucked by a succession of local dignitaries wearing 'mothers against porn' t-shirts. This hot action made for some nasty zelophile sex for Lacey - and Lyndsey seethed in the corner, blowing bubbles from her love highway." I'm thinking porno script writing would be a fantastic job.
From: sumproduct
[fishrakes]
Date: 2-May-2006 03:13
kurekuretakora [oldgit] Of course, how could I forget the dogfuckers! Only a guess, but I would think that the average dog-fucker porno producers can't possibly warrant paying their 'stars' anything like a $1000-a-day. Probably a nice line in soft food for a treat, and a really long walk by the beach would more than suffice for the doggie stars, while their human doggie-cum-receptacles would no doubt be happy enough with a nice $10 rock for their pipe, or a good hit of meth smoked through a light-bulb. I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that dog-fucking is a niche market. The idea of identical twins fucking identical twin dogs though... well that is definitely worth considering, if only for the 'artistic merit'. Dammit, now I know I'm in the wrong job!
From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 2-May-2006 07:48
From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 1-May-2006 12:37
If you're looking for public decency, California is not the best place to be. What does this have to do with "public" decency? Adults were having consensual sex inside a private home.
From: wholeflaffer [Arthur Q. Wholeflaffer]
Date: 2-May-2006 08:28
The whole of the Hollywood Empire has no clothes. The porn industry just takes it literally.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 2-May-2006 10:41
http://www.ilovewavs.com/TV/ChilShow/Barney/Barney%20-%20Alphabet%20Song.wav 
From: easygirl
[cheryl]
Date: 2-May-2006 11:41
In my neighborhood people freaked out when they changed the street signs and the new ones we're a different color. Nothing cool happens where I live.
From: seeteufel [ciccio]
Date: 2-May-2006 12:25
In the report it says the neighbour was preparing passover supper when they moved in. Now I have to ask what is more obscene, celebrating the death of 1000's of innocent children murdered by an insane God or some innocent consensual adult fucking.
From: brainspore [Brainspore]
Date: 3-May-2006 05:53
From: seeteufel [ciccio]
Date: 2-May-2006 12:25
In the report it says the neighbour was preparing passover supper when they
moved in. Now I have to ask what is more obscene, celebrating the death of
1000's of innocent children murdered by an insane God or some innocent consensual adult fucking. That's not a bad idea- if any of the pornographers can trace Egyptian lineage, they can claim to be horrified at the thought of their ancestors' genocide being celebrated next door. But they would be willing to live and let live...
Updated: 7-May-2006 14:50
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