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Bear Ambush Ends In Death
Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen
"I said, in effect, bring it on sweetie. I took one step forward -- smash! I swung the stick and broke it over her head. She kind of stood there and shook it off, like she was stunned... I swung my piece of wood like a sledgehammer driving spikes and I kept swinging till she was lying flat on the ground and there was blood coming out of her nose."
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From: ohhellno
[steve-vo]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 16:19
So sad The bear was just hungry and wanted a meal. There's more people in this world than bears. We need to thin the people herd.
From: sp00k
Date: 8-Oct-2008 16:20
The five-foot-nine man eventually crushed the bear's skull with the stick, killing it ==== He killed it with a stick? Dang.
From: sp00k
Date: 8-Oct-2008 16:37
And while he regrets the deaths of the three bears, he believes he did what he needed to do to survive. =====  Then he beat the bear to death with a stick. The End
From: vvladdtheimpaler
[bringin' fish pain]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 16:53
Read any of the comments in the story? Some of those petard heads are decryin' the death of the bear like he should have let momma bear feed him to the kids! If we have any petaheads here I sincerly hope you get eat'n by a crocodile! Slowly!
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 17:09
Survival of the fittest. Jim west was a man, not a big man Though the bear was bigger He fought it like a n1gger with a tree. It doesn't say what kind of bear it was, but it probably was not carnivorous.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 8-Oct-2008 17:13
this guy is officially a really tough motherfucker. Damn, beat a bear to death with a stick?
From: fescue
Date: 8-Oct-2008 17:30
Read any of the comments in the story? Some of those petard heads are decryin' the death of the bear like he should have let momma bear feed him to the kids! If we have any petaheads here I sincerly hope you get eat'n by a crocodile! Slowly! ******************* Somehow, Vvlad, I can't imagine petards enjoying Rotten.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 17:38
Two down eight more to go! 
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 17:59
I'm in line to buy him a beer too. HolY FuckinG ShiT! It doesn't get much badder than killing a bear with a stick.
From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 18:02
What happened to those two dogs he was walking with? Mine smell a cat in the next yard and bark their fucking heads off. They'd chew through cast iron for a shot at a bear. And his did...?
From: screeb
[screeb]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 18:33
Auld, I think most bears are omnivorous, they pretty much eat whatever they can get their paws on. Especially this time of year when hibernation's coming up soon. And yes I know hibernation's not the proper term, I just can't remember the right one at the moment and am too lazy to google it.
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 18:40
I'd always heard you could sense a bear a long way off from the strong odor of pepper spay in their farts.
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 18:51
O Canada. they should arm bears then this dipsh!t would be dead and 3 bears would be alive.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 18:53
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite] Date: 8-Oct-2008 18:40 I'd always heard you could sense a bear a long way off from the strong odor of pepper spay in their farts. **** Funny I always thought the bad stench came from all the tree-hugging eco-queers they ate. This dude is indeed the definition of badass, I've had uncles shoot bears with large caliber shotguns have the bears shrug it off and walk away....
From: americahero
[G.I. Joe]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 19:28
I do not understand this article but there was a time when I was in Iraq and a bear attack me and my buddies and I killed that bear with only my hands. I am still the hero of that day though that I got discharge. The bear had cubs and we ate them for our dinner because we did not have the good food supplies because we are stretched thin.
From: ladyamethyst
[Michelle]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 19:32
And while he regrets the deaths of the three bears, he believes he did what he needed to do to survive. And in other news, Goldilocks was arrested after Little Red Ridinghood reported to the authorities that Ms. Locks had paid her friend, a man known only as "the woodsman", $1000.00 to get rid of someone who had recently filed a lawsuit against her for tresspassing, criminal mischief, and vandalism. Police are not saying who the intended victim (s) were....
From: americahero
[G.I. Joe]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 19:40
And in other news: ladyamethyst [Michelle] loose her job at WalMart but she is still on the look for a man. I know because I respond to her personals ads and she tells me but I did not meet her because she has gain many more pounds than the picture that she puts on the internet. She sent me the current picture and I could not count the folds. It is no wonder that her husband abandons her.
From: ladyamethyst
[Michelle]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 19:58
I see Jean is still obsessed with me. Poor dear. Hunting me down all over the net...sad sad little dude. tsk tsk tsk. To be pitied really. But what can you expect with parents like these? 
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 19:59
A fellow was always claiming how much of a baddass he was, and one day bragged he could hunt bears with only a stick. This really got to his friend and a wager was agreed on. In short order they are out in the forest in a small wooden cabin. The bragger grabs up a stick and heads out telling his friend to stay in the cabin and he'll back with a bear. About a half hour later his friend could hear the bragger screeching and hollering out in the woods and could finally make out the bragger's voice saying , "Oooopennn the dooor! Ooopennn the door! The friend opened the door and could see the bragger running like crazy toward the cabin with a piss-off bear right on his heels. The bragger runs into the cabin front door and out the back door hollering at his friend, "Clean that one and I'll go get another...!"
From: golem22 [Island]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 20:32
As to what type of bear it was, since it is in British Columbia it is either a Grizzly Bear or a Black bear. Of the two Grizzlys are quite large and dangerous, black bears are smaller and less aggressive. Of course he fought a bear to the death and won... He even got some cool war wounds to show grand children while telling the story of that one bear that did not get away.... Lucky bastard probly wont have to pay for drinks for a while either.... As a side note, for some strange reason these type of stories pop up in British Columbia at least once or twice a year.
From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 20:47
To Snow White: Pepper spay? Anyway--this guy obviously didn't take his phthalates.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 21:06
From: julezeebub [jules] Date: 8-Oct-2008 20:47 To Snow White: Pepper spay? **** Bear repellent is just a super-sized version of pepper spray. Not that it'll do much good on a hungry mama bear out to feed her cubs.
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 21:31
I would have killed this bear with my bare hands. Who needs a damn stick? Sissy boy!  Also, we would have ate bear meat all month and into the next, along with a nice bear rug in front of my fireplace.  I also would have raised the orphan bear cubs on my own, and killed them later. 
From: selfcleaning [buttocks]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 21:32
Sorry for my last post. (I got carried away.)
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 21:54
From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!] Date: 8-Oct-2008 21:06 From: julezeebub [jules] Date: 8-Oct-2008 20:47 To Snow White: Pepper spay? -------------------------- Sorry. I ran out of "R"s just as I was about to finish my comment.
From: sp00k
Date: 8-Oct-2008 22:14
I was nearly mauled by a chipmunk once. Good thing they can't run very fast.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 22:24
Was it hunting season? Did he have a permit? When does stick hunting season start? Is it before or after bow season? If not, did he get a ticket?
From: sp00k
Date: 8-Oct-2008 22:27
It must have been a black bear but still, those things are incredibly strong. I've seen camp sites they've shredded. Tents, coolers, tables, cans of food, even tearing up parked cars. Except for walking up on a bear, sounds like he did everything right. He played dead, when that didn't work he fought back. There's no way you're out running or out climbing one.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 22:29
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech] Date: 8-Oct-2008 22:24 "Was it hunting season? Did he have a permit? When does stick hunting season start? Is it before or after bow season? If not, did he get a ticket?" ************************************************ Canadian, eh?
From: stranamechty [Stranamechty]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 22:49
To all the GURPS players, that guy must have rolled a 3.
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 23:11
The joke goes... In the wake of recent bear attacks, the DNR has put out a warning. They advise people to wear small bells on your shoes, to warn bears you are approaching, and to carry pepper spray. They also advise that you be able to tell the difference between black bear dung, and grizzly bear dung. Telling the difference is easy. Black bear dung is coarse, with berries in it. Grizzly bear dung has small bells in it, and smells like pepper.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 04:16
I simply cannot 'bear' all the awful puns. Silly ursine was hoisted on his own petard. WE had these ELF assholes release all the lab animals once when I was at the U. (including 3 biting Reces) Yeah, I know the spelling; but I got some chocolate in my peanut butter.
From: tony007
[TonyTheTiger]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 04:27
Impressive, but I'd like to know what kind of bear it was. There is a world of difference in beating to death a 300# black bear and attacking a 1000# grizzly.
From: burritoxl [Vigi]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 05:37
"Unfortunately, two young bears had to be euthanized because they would not survive the winter without their mother, West said. And while he regrets the deaths of the three bears, he believes he did what he needed to do to survive. Yup, like anybody is going to chew this part. This was Michael Corleone style revenge! The guy would be like: "Why take chances with those cubs? them bears could grow up wanting revenge on my ass."
From: nickydean [nicholas bruno]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 05:54
Now this guy...is a badass.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 05:57
What species of bear someone pondered? I doubt it was a Kodiak moment.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 05:58
From: mikeisgreen [Mike] Date: 8-Oct-2008 22:29 From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech] Date: 8-Oct-2008 22:24 "Was it hunting season? Did he have a permit? When does stick hunting season start? Is it before or after bow season? If not, did he get a ticket?" ************************************************ Canadian, eh? -------------------- No. New York Fuckin' City. Born, raised, still here.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 06:01
Give my regards to Union Square on 14th. Have a tuinol and placydyl on me....tell'em Steve from Jersey sent ya.
From: metalmaster [Crazy White Boy]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 06:35
if you read carefully the bear didn't actually attack him until he kicked it there are ways he could have gotten away without resulting in the death of 3 animals
From: totenhawk5 [Totenhawk]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 07:03
Big Big size difference between a black bear and a Grizzly. But even a momma black bear is quite a handfull . Looks like i am buying beer also .
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 07:23
As to what type of bear it was, since it is in British Columbia it is either a Grizzly Bear or a Black bear. Of the two Grizzlys are quite large and dangerous, black bears are smaller and less aggressive. Of course he fought a bear to the death and won... He even got some cool war wounds to show grand children while telling the story of that one bear that did not get away.... Lucky bastard probly wont have to pay for drinks for a while either.... As a side note, for some strange reason these type of stories pop up in British Columbia at least once or twice a year. ****************************************************************************** It was most likely a black bear. I've hunted black bear up in British Columbia before, and I've seen first hand how fast and strong those critters are. A grizzly bear would have tore that guy apart, buried him, and came back a week later, after he was rotten and smelly, to chow down on him. And yes, for some reason, the black bears in British Columbia seem to be much more agressive against people than the black bears everywhere else, like here in Michigan.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 07:44
And yes, for some reason, the black folk in British Columbia seem to be much more agressive against people than the white people everywhere else, like here in Detroit Michigan.
From: flyndaran [Patrick]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 07:44
Anyone else remember the video showing a psycho housecat chasing a black bear up a tree?
From: sp00k
Date: 9-Oct-2008 07:58
From: metalmaster [Crazy White Boy] Date: 9-Oct-2008 06:35 if you read carefully the bear didn't actually attack him until he kicked it there are ways he could have gotten away without resulting in the death of 3 animals ==== You are kidding right?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 07:58
i'm having trouble digesting this bit of rubbish. he caved in a full grown bear's skull with a stick? did the bear just lay it's head on a rock and wait for the cracken? this is a long shot imo-not sayin it dinna happen just that it smells ratty. utter codswallop- pure dumb luck mebbe i doubt it-embellishment beyond recall i imagine bear fucker
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 07:59
crazy white boy or dirty white boy?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 08:41
I always suspected my beloved snatchmonger was a 'foreigner'.
From: tenglish [OMPP]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 08:51
I, too, find this story very difficult to believe. A black bear old enough to have cubs would also have a skull developed to the point where it is able to withstand kicks from large prey. I doubt this gentleman swung a stick as forceful or as accurately as a large deer kicks. Is it possible that someone has embellished a story here? Or is it the case that that nobody ever lies to the paper and every story on the internet is true.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 08:59
ferner to you limey diddler i cold cocked a big jungle foul rooster yesterday, with a heavy piece of edgy oak-2 handed steady, dead on whack; the stick hit with a dull thud and the rooster barely moved. a bear's skull is granite i tell ye- my big black bastage rooster could prolly take down a bear before some drunken canuck hoser could.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 09:19
i cold cocked a big foul jungle bunny yesterday with a louisville slugger BTW; I have a little red rooster......too lazy to crow for day.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 09:40
didjer bunny whoop and jump off the porch?
From: alaskagirl
[volcano girl]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 09:45
Last week my husband took off after a black bear with a ziploc bag of golf balls.He was chucking them like fast pitch baseballs. It was dusk and he was alone. My only rule was to stay where I could see him in case he needed help. It was hot in a redneck, fearless kinda way.
From: sp00k
Date: 9-Oct-2008 10:01
It's happened before (maybe) http://mainehuntingtoday.com/bbb/2007/06/22/georgia-man-kills-bear-to-protect-kids/ A Georgia dad and his three sons were on a camping trip to the Chattahoochee National Forest when a bear tried to carry away a cooler full of food. The youngest son, 6, picked up a shovel and tried to scare the bear away. That’s when it turned on them. The father fought back with a piece of firewood killing the bear.
From: anticultist [AC]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 11:06
From: metalmaster [Crazy White Boy] Date: 9-Oct-2008 06:35 if you read carefully the bear didn't actually attack him until he kicked it there are ways he could have gotten away without resulting in the death of 3 animals ========== Hey, the guy felt like his life was threatened, so he lashed out. Any animal, even human ones, will do that. It's instinct. This is nature at its finest. This isn't about right or wrong. It's about survival.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 12:00
Like when you get mugged..don't fight back until you are dead. They're deprived and need your stuff more than you.
From: morte266
[Old and Tired]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 13:55
From: metalmaster [Crazy White Boy] Date: 9-Oct-2008 06:35 if you read carefully the bear didn't actually attack him until he kicked it there are ways he could have gotten away without resulting in the death of 3 animals ------------- You are fricken kiddin, right? If a bear (wild fricken animal) is close enough to a human that the human can kick it (within striking distance)then it isn't coming up to get petted. The ONLY reason one feral predator gets that close to another predator willingly is to attack. In that case your best bet is to attack first. Get there fustest with the mostest because in that situation one of you will be the winner and the other will be lunch. Wild animals tend to stay outside of attack range of other predators (and humans are definitely a predatory species) unless they have committed themselves to a fight. So, if you are ever in that situation feel free to talk sweetly to the pissed off omnivore. After all, those animals are out trying to get food for winter anyway, might as well give them a free meal. (No, I don't think the bear attacked him for food... but the bear would ahve enjoyed the snack anyway) Besides... who fricken cares (other than PETA pukes) if three animals died. I eat more meat than that in an average year anyway. Unless you are a fricken vegetarian you are responsible for the deaths of many many animals. Meat doesn't magically appear on the supermarket shelves. And if you are a vegetarian then you are an abnormality.. humans are not a prey species. Predators, like us, are designed to ahve at least some meat in our diets.. that means we are designed to go out and kill helpless little prey species as well as other predators. A vegetarian either has to supplement their diet with vitamins or they become sickly because of the vitamin deficiencies that result from a meat free diet. This guy is a survivor. When it came down to it he chose to fight for his life instead of running (which would have resulted in his death) or freezing up (which would ahve resulted in his death). He really deserves nothing but respect for that. --------------- As for the people who are trying to cast doubt on his story. You ahve one guy with 60 stitches in his body.. and you ahve one Black bear with a crushed skull. He says he crushed the skull with a big stick. Can you come up with another reasonable explanation for a guy with bite marks on his body and a bear with a crushed skull? Maybe the Jolly Green Giant swooped in to the guy's rescue? OR perhaps Bigfoot? After all it is Bigfoot country... It seems to me if you have a bear with a crushed skull and a guy that has been mauled, he just might have beat the bear down with a big stick. Whaddya say, huh?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 14:50
but he's a canuckian, mortey-therefore a salty liar of a dag. i dinna see any crushed bear skull. show me the futtin money and the bloody stick. i ha dozens o stitches all over me carcass-none of them from a bear. it could happen-i'm just sayin; sounds like bull puckey. now drop canvas and schwing that night stick o yourn around til my eyes are dewey-eh
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 14:58
besides-when there's a jim west, there's an artemis gorden close behind- so far was arty/?
From: eatshitndye [younotme]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 16:04
Questions: 1. Why was the schmuck walking in bear country and not packin' heat? 2. Why was the schmuck walking in bear country with neotenized Labs and not primitive dogs like the Karelian? 3. Is this schmuck who walks in bear country unarmed with pussy pups any relation to the shark idiot, Erich Ritter?
From: kuj0 [john kujawksi]
Date: 17-Oct-2008 10:08
he walked in on a mother and her cubs, there was a fight, he lived, they lost... sounds like quite some fight though
Updated: 17-Oct-2008 10:08
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