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A Bone, A Chair, And A Trapdoor
KUSA-TV 9 Denver | Submitted by: gargoyle1
"Recently, the new owners of a home that Day's boyfriend's parents' had owned, moved a shed to build a fence. Beneath the shed, they found a hidden trapdoor above a deep hole... Sheriff's investigators took nearly four hours to sift through the hole. They found a chair, a rusted step ladder to get into the hole, a missing poster of Danice Day, a newspaper article from September of 2002 and a bone fragment."
Read article... Comments (26)

From: potheadpaul [paul]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 16:18

i say he done did it.

ps. happy fourtwenty!

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 16:19

Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard,
to get her poor dog a bone.

When she got there
the cupboard was bare,
so she serviced her poor dog's bone:

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 16:26

What?

They found no lotion to put on it's skin?


Better check the living room couch.
Make sure that's real cow leather and there's no human pubes growing out of it.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 16:27

Good work, loma. I hope Pompous Pussyass doesn't snitch on you to Duder like he did to Sandy.

From: sirmixalot [SirMixalot]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 16:29

"They found a chair, a rusted step ladder to get into the hole, a missing poster of Danice Day, a newspaper article from September of 2002 and a bone fragment."

************

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I say Doctor Watson, all of these things seem to indicate a suspicious occurrence which may indeed have something to do with the young lady's disappearance!... But we cannot be sure.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 16:38

bad checks and burglary? Of course he's guilty. And stupid. Where's the spawns?

From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 17:01

Beneath the shed, they found a hidden trapdoor with an 8-feet by 5-feet by 4-and-a-half feet hole.

"It appears to be a trash pit,"
==========================


Around here a hole with a shed over it and a lid, is called a shit-house or an out-house. And yes, I shat in one 3 times last weekend.

From: atomhartmother [yeah, m'kay]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 17:13

Must not be much going on in Rio Grand County.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 8-Oct-2008 17:19

Sounds like a title to a mystery movie of the week.

From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 17:43

Kind of getting old now?.........No way!!


From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 18:46

Danice Day was 19 years old with two kids. I'd bet she lost her cherry before her baby teeth.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 19:39

>>Danice Day was 19 years old with two kids. I'd bet she lost her cherry before her baby teeth. <<

I'd have knocked them both out for her in the same session.

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 20:22

An outhouse? If that was an outhouse, where is the petrified dung?
And you don't find chairs under outhouses, unless someone is kinky and like shit splattered on them whilst they sit there watching it come from an ass hole!

Me thinks this is just something that someone dredged up after watching LOST too many times.










Ya know?

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 8-Oct-2008 20:55

Ya know when you find out your future in-laws are possible killers, that's where a normal person just walks away.

It's a whole acorn not falling far from the tree thing...

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 06:42

Jesus Murphy.......am I the only man in Western Civilization not to have sex slaves and a torture room?

Hey; I can get off tormenting hooded, upside-down tied-up bitches with dildos up their asses as much as the next guy.....I feel so left out.

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 08:09

do these bitches request a hood or ..

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 08:30

What promised to be an interesting story, becomes upon reading, nothing but fluff. No substance to it. Now, if they had found her head...

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 08:40

I got my secret room built by a company I found on www.dungeonroomscheap.net.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 08:58

do these bitches request a hood or ..


No; if they request one then they don't get one.....not that they could with the ball gag ins't their gobs ala Ving (the nig-nog) Rhames in Pump Friction.

Looking for a job snatchikins........I'm in the market for a professional 'gimp'?


BTW.....art though catching HBO's 'True Blood'?

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 09:02

nooo-no time fer the boob toob o late. but i do go afut me daily duties with my ball gag and butt plug firmly in place. little awkward at the grocey but-whaddafrug do i care-eh

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 09:26

It would give me sexual gratification to insert a half-dozen orange-sized ben-wa balls into your tingling vaginal orifice.

There....I've said it.
(heaves and moans as semen spatters the monitor)






lizard.

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 09:39

they wouldnt fit-by my account. i'd kegel the orbs to the heavens i tell ye

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 09:48


From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 12:18

It will watch the "Brady Bunch" or it gets no lotion!

From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 19:02

In the market for a professional 'gimp'?

Go to www.zlata.de to catch one in action. Check out the videos of this blond teen in her red gimp suit.

Updated: 9-Oct-2008 19:03
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