From: fronkensteen [Dr. Froaderick]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 16:27

If the robbers would have known anything, they would have known that butt plugs bring all the money on the streets!

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 16:54

They must have been thinking..."Good, good, good! Good vibrations!"

Ya know?

From: flexelf [mmm, pithy]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 18:44

Yeah, coppers, you go and PROBE that HEIST!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 9-Oct-2008 19:16

Just look for all the women having massive orgasms.

Wicked Wanda looks a bit rough.

From: vvladdtheimpaler [bringin' fish pain]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 19:23

That german stuff, Its quality stuff, way up there on the side inpact tests!

From: objectavist [shrugged]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 19:29

I've got your german stuff, right here.

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 19:30

They must of been Jewish.

From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 19:47

"You just have to swallow it," she said.

Best line in the whole damn post.

From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 20:02



Maybe this guy is endorsing German sex toys now.

From: vvladdtheimpaler [bringin' fish pain]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 20:06

From: objectavist [shrugged]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 19:29

I've got your german stuff, right here.







Sorry but thats a Yugo your shiftin' on there!




Quality!

From: ascott
Date: 10-Oct-2008 04:39

It took me ages to find out what a chin-strapped Accommodator was and now I can't figure out why they are so expensive.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 10-Oct-2008 05:41

From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 19:47

"You just have to swallow it," she said.

Best line in the whole damn post.
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Damnit beaten to the punch

From: rosieposie [MYOB]
Date: 10-Oct-2008 09:21

Do you think she carries the Voodoo Dick? ;)

From: sp00k
Date: 10-Oct-2008 09:53

"You just have to swallow it," she said.

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Especially now that someone took all your sex toys.

From: fr4th0 [Fr4th0]
Date: 10-Oct-2008 12:09

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 10-Oct-2008 05:41

From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 19:47

"You just have to swallow it," she said.

Best line in the whole damn post.
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Damnit beaten to the punch

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Same here, but I was thinking "You can't TELL me that wasn't a setup." I mean seriously... I do admire her work ethic, though. Swallow away... had you done more in your youth, you wouldn't be a single mother.

From: sp00k
Date: 11-Oct-2008 00:45

They didn't even touch the German stuff.

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I'm thinking those are the leather ones with the spikes and clamps

From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 11-Oct-2008 12:06

I need to invest in the German stuff once the Dow comes back up and I tap my retirement savings.

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 13-Oct-2008 16:51

Did they go for the lube too? They shoulda ask for a demo on how to use the merchandise too before they left. that would be good subject for them to explain when they went to jail.