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Call of the Wild
Seacoast Online | Submitted by: Flossy666
"I pulled in this morning and at first thought there was a horse in the driveway but then realized it was a moose... It kind of circled the truck. It put one leg up and then a second front leg. After a few minutes, it became obvious what was going on... The guy who owned the truck kept beeping his alarm, hoping it would scare it off but I guess it thought it was the call of the wild."
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From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 16:56
Yeah, get Sarah up there, she'll know what to do! You betcha!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 17:36
Moose are pretty fucking big and menacing during rutting season. These fuckers can weigh well over a thousand pounds. They ain't a deer with funny antlers. If you see one coming towards you in season, you just turn and go the other way.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 17:57
right Stud. Especially if you are a red pick up truck.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 18:28
My truck has TWO gas tank fillers. It's also a Ford. Am I in danger?
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 18:44
moose thought the alarm wan an orgasmatron. Lady in red, she's a screamer.
From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 9-Oct-2008 19:50
At least it didn't get stuck in the grill.
From: roswellmilitia [part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 10-Oct-2008 06:17
Moose optometrist needed
From: sharkman69 [Me]
Date: 10-Oct-2008 07:16
Yeah, get Sarah up there, she'll know what to do! You betcha! **********************************************************************8 Can't send Obama bin Laden, he'd piss all over himself and cry like a girl.
From: thepundit [America: the lost cause]
Date: 10-Oct-2008 15:56
Fix Or Replace Daily
From: pussypounder [deeppenetrator]
Date: 10-Oct-2008 17:28
C racked H eads E very V ales R usted O il L eaks E very T ime
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 10-Oct-2008 18:41
Fast Off Road Dude is First On Race Day
From: sp00k
Date: 11-Oct-2008 00:16
If I were a moose that wanted to fuck a motor vehicle, I'd fuck one like this.  At least it doesn't just lay there.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 11-Oct-2008 10:54
but, can it suck the chrome off yer trailer hitch??
From: pussypounder [deeppenetrator]
Date: 11-Oct-2008 18:40
apparently this is not a unusual thing http://seacoastonline.com/articles/20081010-NEWS-810100421
From: greenfuzz [greenfuzz]
Date: 12-Oct-2008 18:52
Apparently the moose is a serial offender. http://seacoastonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081010/NEWS/810100421
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 13-Oct-2008 06:59
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Updated: 13-Oct-2008 14:00
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