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Poofter Cannibalism Update: Herbs and Spices
Sun | Submitted by: ZebraBob
"A gay chef accused of killing a pal and frying pieces of his body treated his victim like meat at work, a court heard yesterday." The best part is his explanation: "At some point Damian’s body had just become something I would deal with at work -- a piece of meat. That’s the only thing I can think of. That was my daily task, preparing meat."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Oct-2008 20:38
He's a chef and the best he could come up with was frying him? Lousy fucking chef if you ask me.
From: slappymcbappy
[Slappy McBappy]
Date: 14-Oct-2008 21:16
Other articles though say he fried him up in "oil and herbs," I'm presuming olive oil and surely garlic and onion... fried over high heat to sear in the juices, then roasted.
From: gigi67 [gigi]
Date: 14-Oct-2008 21:48
Dammit, if he can't remember actually cooking, he'll never be able to pass along the recipe!
From: fatjuicymaggots [For Lunch]
Date: 15-Oct-2008 03:19
No freakin' recipe? Darned reporters are leavin' out all the juicy details these days. What is this world comin' to?
From: annidez [annidez]
Date: 15-Oct-2008 09:53
How do you get to be Mr. Gay UK and be 'sexually confused'? I certainly must be foolishly missing something. All I know is, the more I read these sub/urban cannibal stories, gay or straight, I'm going to be careful before insulting someone with a loud EAT ME!
From: fr4th0
[Fr4th0]
Date: 15-Oct-2008 11:51
What a waste of a meal... chewed the piece but didn't swallow? What a pussy. Let's break it down, here: You're already gay (supposedly). You've just killed a man (allegedly). You didn't have sex with the corpse (apparently). You take the extra effort, slice him up, grill him up (admittedly), chew the fucker a few times then don't finish it? Goddam dude, finish something for once in your life - if you HAD eaten the faggum strips I would have had some respect for ya.
From: fescue
Date: 15-Oct-2008 12:58
He should have known he wouldn't be very tasty - he was a "Tough Poof" ******************** Should have used a slow, moist cooking method. That's the best way to deal with tougher cuts of poof.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 15-Oct-2008 16:58
Why is it that almost all these psychos we hear about were "ABUSED" as a child? It's a bunch of B.S. I had a father that would have been put in prison nowdays for the beatings I got and I didn't turn out to molest children, eat people, kill pets, burn down neighborhoods, torture bums, damage peoples property, eat feces, dress like women, frequent airport shitters. Don't get me wrong, I've got a few skeletons but they don't over crowd my closet and they don't interfer with other folks lives. Socially, I'm an asshole who really don't give a fuck what other people think of me but I don't diss people and they don't want to diss me. Oh,and I know several CHEFS I wouldn't let put a napkin on my table cuz they're so disgusting.
From: tartedup [shebang]
Date: 15-Oct-2008 22:16
Most surprising thing about this article is that he's the best they could find for Mr. Gay U.K. His lower half must be extraordinary 'cause the face ain't
From: partialvegetable [semper_ubi_sub_ubi]
Date: 16-Oct-2008 10:10
I still don't see anywhere in the article that says his name is Herb.
Updated: 17-Oct-2008 08:05
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