From: wasistdas [butcheress]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 12:17

Wow... that prison director looks like Eddie Izzard in drag.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Mar-2008 12:40

So is it being cute that gets them early parole or going down on the warden? Gimme a break.

From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 12:52

They should do this at Riker's Island.

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 12:53

At least their title isn't taken away for disclosing past, lesbian themed antics.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:00

Bull Dyke Alert.

From: sp00k
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:29

Now for the swimsuit competition

From: protodog69 [G]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:37

The perfect pose is important


I wonder if there's a
cock swallowing competition?

From: sp00k
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:52



Miss Salt Mine 2007

From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:54

I'd hit them...all of them...

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:54

All these women look like the "engineers" that came over during the collapse of the USSR. They flooded all the engineering firms in NYC.

"Da! I am civil cengineer"

Their credentials were "lost" because of the chaos in USSR, could not get any transcript of education or employement.

My first engineering company I worked for hired all these women because they worked cheap.

They worked on this one project and fucked up so bad, one "engineer" stamped the blueprints for contract but funny, they overlooked any ventilation system. Funnier yet it was for a bus paint shop (where the paint fumes will kill a person). Yeah, the company got sued big time. They learned their lesson and cleaned house after that.

Evedentialy a college "engineering" degree in Russia means that you just finished high school.

When I asked one engineer where she worked in russia, her response was:
"Why you want to know? You KGB?"

From: sp00k
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:07



Inmate #43271 made her costume from bits of bread, cigarette butts, rat fur and bologna.

From: trebob [TreBob]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:25

OK, as I read through this article I kept thinking "what the fuck's so rotten about this?", then I get to the bottomm and read:

"This World: Miss Gulag will be broadcast on Tuesday 11 March 2008 at 1900 GMT on BBC Two."

GEEZ! This is what you get with government subsidised television. Rotten indeed.

From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:32

Russian beauties:

No:


Better:


Best:

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:36

Next, we have the soap carving contest....

My Debbie, that looks just like a huge penis! first place!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:38

Bet she gets all worked into a lather with that soap penis

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 15:18

I'd be hittin' that so hard that the man who could pull me out would
be crowned the King of England.

Mmm..Female prison sex.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 15:48

From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 15:18

I'd be hittin' that so hard that the man who could pull me out would
be crowned the King of England.

Mmm..Female prison sex.
# # #
I think you hit on a new and untapped fetish, building sex. Two buildings fucking each other. Not my cup of tea but hey, start a website and you might make a few bucks. good Luck

From: queecherbeechin
Date: 13-Mar-2008 16:32

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From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 16:44

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From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 17:31

I'd put a couple 1-gallon ziplock freezer bags on the
lady's feet and let her strut(naked) all she wants in
front of me all day. I'd tell her what a beauty she is
and even give her a squirt of Fabreeze to help her smell
better. Then I'd have her get on her knees and give me a
demonstration of good behaviour to help her win a early
parole.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Mar-2008 17:35

roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 17:31

I'd put a couple 1-gallon ziplock freezer bags on the
lady's feet and let her strut(naked) all she wants in
front of me all day. I'd tell her what a beauty she is
and even give her a squirt of Fabreeze to help her smell
better. Then I'd have her get on her knees and give me a
demonstration of good behaviour to help her win a early
parole.

==============

Um, what's with the ziplock bags?

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 17:48

From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Mar-2008 17:35

roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 17:31

I'd put a couple 1-gallon ziplock freezer bags on the
lady's feet and let her strut(naked) all she wants in
front of me all day. I'd tell her what a beauty she is
and even give her a squirt of Fabreeze to help her smell
better. Then I'd have her get on her knees and give me a
demonstration of good behaviour to help her win a early
parole.

==============

Um, what's with the ziplock bags?
---------------------------------------

My guess is he likes to lick sweaty feet.

From: spanker [Smoking Joe]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 18:06

If it were my call it would be a cock sucking pagent but I'm flexible.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 18:17

Do their jailers hit them?

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 18:29

<<When the contest first began in 1990, supplies were non-existent. The winner made her dress out of plastic bags from the prison kitchen.>>

The doll that inspired the winner...



The winners mother...



And for those of the mooslim faith...

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 18:30

must use clear bags for easy window shoppin-eh

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 19:03

LOL Snatchy Von periwiggles


These are clearly clear trash bags, is that clear?



BTW my favorite color is clear.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 19:11

LOL @ Rotteneggs!

Thanks, Eggie.

I just asked a friend if she still has her old silk-screening
equipment. I'd LOVE to go grocery shopping with that bag, or
even better, go Wal-Mart shopping with it.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 19:35

Mike, I'm going to buy one of those "Earth Friendly" bags
(white of course) and paint that on the bag. Thank the powers
that be that I have artistic talent, so I'll put it to good use.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 20:54

Won't it be fucking awesome to shop at Wal-Mart
with a "White Trash Bag?"

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 21:38

Mike nobody speaks Engrish at the Wally-Worlds near me. And I
doubt they would be able to read it either. ¿Habla inglés?

But yes, it would be a hoot. I live in the cuntry and there is
plenty'o white trash, so I could use it at the grocery store.

I am a few miles from the nearest town (a college town). There is
ONE grocery store, ONE liquor store (PA has stupid laws regarding the
purchase of booze), and THREE yes THREE pharmacies in this town.

This town has it's priorities straight, right on! And I'm not counting
the 'independent specialist pharmacist' on the street corners.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 22:37

I just had to go to Canadian Tire to get a gift for my
mother's 75th birthday.

Think of the "Redneck+++" version of Wal-Mart
(only no guns, because this is Canada).

From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 23:00

womens prison can be like camp when them girls show up the first time, jailhouse lawyers might smart for a woman too

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 23:12

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Mar-2008 12:33

Well.... I'll be a 3rd rock from the sun.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 14-Mar-2008 19:11

When it comes to Anne Heche, I'd like to be the
second rock in the fun.