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Plague of Rats Descends on Burma
London Telegraph | Submitted by: twerp
"The plague of rats happens twice a century when bamboo forests produce flowers and seeds, then wither and die for five years in a phenomenom locally known as mautam or bamboo death. Villagers believe the bamboo seeds are a kind of aphrodisiac for the rodents, whose numbers explode until all the seeds have been eaten."
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From: sirmalek
[greatmalek]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 11:41
I havent said this before but I have always found rats sort of cute there I said it, I remember when I was a kid the rats would jump the mouse traps.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 12:37
I don't care what you say, it really is looking more and more like God/Goddess/Flying Spaghetti Monster/The Powers That Be is kinda pissed with this whole corner of the globe. Stuff like this is why I think anyone who claims to be fighting a war for "GOD" is full of shit. If God/Goddess/Flying Spaghetti Monster/The Powers That Be is(are) omniscient and omnipotent, he/she/it/they certainly don't need our piddly help to wipe offending persons off the planet.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 12:43
Tell me about it sixth... The only thing that would improve that smile is my raging member sliding in and out of it. <bigtime>drool</bigtime> ...or is that sexist?
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 12:50
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 22-Jun-2008 11:41 Thanks Duder. ------------------ FUCK YOU!!
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:08
I want her so bad!! Any Chance?
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:09
I know they won't go hungry. Lets see, rat soup, rat rice bowl, BBQ rat, sechuan rat, pica de gillo- oh thats meskin, sorry.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:17
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:06 Houseof... I hear what your sayin', but you ain't makin' much sense. -------------------- Why Thank Sir..... I'll have another one,
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:19
Rats in Burma, who cares? The gooks eat them anyway. And I am not a troll.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:36
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:29 A troll? Nope. A n00b? Yep. ---------- I'm sorry, I shouldn't take my problems out on you.
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:41
Are some of you a fag or what? Never apollogize for being a MAN!
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:53
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE] Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:41 Are some of you a fag or what? Never apollogize for being a MAN! ---------------------- Hey noob, it's called spell check. Use it. BTW, let me be the first to welcome you to our ragtag little bunch of asshats, dickheads and malcontents. Now, fuck you up the goat ass. (Just had to get that out of the way.)
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:59
Wow, ciao bothers to address the warsong n00b. I'll give it a try too: warsong du daemlicher Wichser, wenn du wirklich Arier bist verstehst du dies, richtig?
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:03
"Now; tell me about your mother... " ------ I don't want to interfere, but that's an insult that idiots like briandoyle love to use. If you try to look smart, try harder.
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:07
Ich versuche, Deutsch zu lernen, aber es ist ein Mischling Sprache der Bastarde. Die wahre Sprache verloren wurde vor langer Zeit?
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:17
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 22-Jun-2008 13:55 Hey House... If you can't work your problems out here, you're lost. Thick skin doesn't even enter into it. Now; tell me about your mother... ----------------- Sorry I'm just not good at expressing my feelings... Over the fucking INTERNET!!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:20
I like the image of Burmese rats feasting on the puckered water laden flesh of Burmese-human feet. Kinda gross though, like a dogs tongue, or ham.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:24
Well that certainly seemed expressive enough. Why don't you let the rest of us decide how well you express yourself? Nobody's going to give you a hard time if you at least try your best.
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:31
Have I stumbled on a fag lovefest? Why don't you guys get a room? Chow chow you bitch I know you like subhumans. You drive our Men to screw disease ridden gook sluts with slanted pussies and we lose them too. I am a proud woman with no mogrelization and I only date (male) humans.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:42
Theo, you can blame me for my bad English, but it still won't improve the content of your idiotic posts. You're so lame, I actually read your posts when I can't sleep. It helps.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:43
"Chow chow you bitch I know you like subhumans." Subhumans may be the best punk-band name ever(that and rancid)
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:43
A rat overrun area in Burma. Am I supposed to give a shit about that part of the world, or just pretend to like the Hollywood elite do? You know until the next trend of "caring" comes along? If the Burmese people have a problem with rats just do what us proud capitalist swine would do. Sell em to North Korea and make a few bucks for the trouble. At this point I'm just amazed no ones posted the lyrics to "Ben", or some pics from "Willard" yet...
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:48
Same old song... My guess is that your Daddy taught you hate as he sat you on his knee and demonstrated the finer points of sexual congress. It's a shame your mother was too busy being scared shitless of him to bother trying to save your virgin ass. (and mind) What the fuck is it with people like you? Ignorance has a cure. It's called thinking for yourself. Ask your Daddy if he'll let you, but you should blow him first, it might put him a better mood.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:49
Hipotty-hop The two of us we look no more We both found what we were looking for (etc)lol
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:51
 ...i hate houseof1mcorpses.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:52
Ponty, better invest in rat traps. Spose they'll serve rat on a stick? Just don't expect me to feel sorry for them and their junta. We wanted to send help for the cyclone bit, not allowed, so piss on them all. I think Bella might be right about the pissed higher powers thingy even if I am atheist. Noobie, show us yer tits, we'll end the noob status fast.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:55
See Ciao, some people do not only have too affectionate feelings for their mother, no some people like Theo even include the father. So you can give your husband a break, there is worse.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:59
Bung..Lay offa Warsaw, She tight but she tight(she send me a pic and I swear lol.) Cool? Are we good with this?...
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:02
Goyle, I won't need rat traps, I live on the 16th floor. But I might have to be sure to wear good shoes when I go out.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:06
Seen that theo, stud and briandoyle are so interested in my parents, here are the details - I call my mother once a year - The last time I talked to my father was in 97. Happy now?
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:17
"Because rats are afraid of heights?" Yes, a rat won't think that floor 1 is interesting, so it will climb to 2, 3 ... 16. I'm sure that will happen. And what will the rat do then? Ring my bell?
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:23
A google for the easyrider campfire joint scene, gets me this.  I don't even think it's dennis hopper. urhg, now I gotta go bleach my contacts.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:25
Jesus jumped-up...I'm gone for a week and come back to find TSS un-flounced and another racist noob-tard. Great, just great. Ugh, we had a rat problem one winter, with the nasty fuckers coming in from the vacant field next door when it started getting chilly outside. And my dog, fucking pansy, wouldn't kill the bastards! He just wanted to play with them, and got upset when they squeaked at him cuz he thought he was hurting them. Christ. Well, the traps didn't mind killing 'em off for us and the squeaking evoked no sympathy.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:26
You know ponti.... That "same old song" post was directed at warsong. Sorry if I struck a nerve. My Dad was a bigger asshole than I am. I didn't speak to him for most of my life. He passed just recently. Just as we were trying to sort stuff out. It kinda bites that we never got the chance to. Of his four sons, I was the only one to attend his funeral. He may have been a fuck up as as a father, but if I'm honest, I wasn't much better as a son. My mother kicked me out of her house when I was fifteen. We are on speaking terms now, but I still only talk to her three of four times a year. I haven't talked to my younger sister in three or four years and it's been even longer since I've talked to my younger brother. The last time I tried to talk to him, he called the cops on me. Life's funny like that.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:30
Tat2, welcome back, was wondering bout yas. Ponty, rats are good climbers, traps would be a good investment. I have a cat that won't play with rats, he just breaks their necks, then plays with the corpse, good kitty.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:31
T2 -you gott a good shop-vac? use the two and half inch hose, take bong hit and go for their little buts. Hey it works on houseflys. I know I know, i have no life.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:37
Note for PatsyStone, since you added adblock, go back and get the adblock filter set G addon as well, you'll be happy you did. I haven't seen an unwanted ad for a couple years now.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:47
Thanks for the welcome-back Gargoyle. We had unexpected family show up on our doorstep last week and just got rid of them. We nicknamed them The Gypsies because they spend their summers driving around in an RV and showing up unannounced at various family members' homes with a garden hose in one hand and an electrical extension cord in the other saying, "Where can I hook these up?" At least our back yard is big enough to hide that monstrosity. And the camper too. Bedfart, no shop vacs for our rats...that would probably be like a carnival ride to them. We found the traditional snap traps to be quite effective.  And FYI, peanut butter works way better than cheese!
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:50
Letting go of my resentments is one the best things I ever did for myself. Now, when I'm pissed, I just come here and tell you to fuck off. It ain't as satisfying breaking a few knuckles on some asshats head, but at least I don't wake up in the local holding tank anymore.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:54
"Well, I fer one would like to hear a symphonic version of t2's last post." I - reiterate
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:55
Yep, Peanut Butter, best rodent bait ever. Sounds like Tat2 needed bigger traps for the relatives though. Company like Fish, stink after 3 day.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:01
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 22-Jun-2008 12:49 Here Theo, You win .... a brand new 1978 Chevy Malibu  ------------------------- Nothing's as bad as a 1978 Austin Allegro.  They had a 'squared off' steering wheel. 
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:02
Anybody dealing with AVG 8.0.100 ? I can't get daily updates to set or daily scan either. and the interface gets suckier with every version change. I'm still using win2k. Is linux ready for someone with ADD yet?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:08
From: pontius Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:02 Goyle, I won't need rat traps, I live on the 16th floor. But I might have to be sure to wear good shoes when I go out. --------------------------- Save the footwork, get drunk and take a shortcut through the window. Would make a great Rotten story.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:11
Bedfart, try Avast AV, it's better than AVG and free too. Bit odd to work with at first though. Beats Norton and MacAfee to hell though.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:17
"Thanks for the welcome-back Gargoyle. We had unexpected family show up on our doorstep last week and just got rid of them. We nicknamed them The Gypsies because they spend their summers driving around in an RV and showing up unannounced at various family members' homes."  ...Yeah, like who didn't see that coming?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:18
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:07 They had a 'squared off' steering wheel. They even put the damn square wheel on the wrong side of car ! ------------------------- They were crap! the car you wouldn't want to be seen dead in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73rKQXCRHeA
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:27
Gargoyle -thanks, I have a newer box, given to me by a nieghbor. drive's been nuked cmos cleared, I tell people dissable autorun, sony-bmg rootkits ,hell any DRM you know why Soon as I pick through my treasure pile for more ram etc, I'll do a clean install and go with the avast this time
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:37
MOST relatives, like fish, stink after 3 days...this particular crowd is lucky to make it to 3 MINUTES before they get smelly. If it wasn't my beloved deceased grandma's brother, his wife, and their offspring and grand-offspring, I'd never let 'em in the driveway. Mooches first class, no manners, and no sense. If they hadn't left yesterday I was going to have to call their non-Gypsy offspring (who's actually pretty cool, and a head electrical engineer at Harris Space Science and one of the designers of the Hubble telescope...one of my very BEST relatives and welcome ANY time!) and ask for advice on how to shoo them on their way. Patsy you can have my share of the drinks, but I will say the bong rips have been plentiful this week.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:39
I tell people dissable autorun, sony-bmg rootkits ,hell any DRM you know why ---------------------- "Sony rootkit does not work on linux. You can load a CD with the mediamax drm on Ubuntu, and it does nothing except to ask if you want to open the CD (as a data folder since it has both data, and music on it), or play the music." That's good to know. 
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:39
Oooo, tornadoes for Zilla! Hope you don't end up in Oz, but should you become the proud owner of a flying house, feel free to drop it on a witch if you like...just be sure to post pics. How's Pa Zilla holding up?
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:46
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 22-Jun-2008 15:30 Rat Fink is by Ed Roth. The Flying eyeball is Von Dutch. As a tin knocker you should know these things Loma. ***************************** But I knock no tin. I'm a pipe fighter. Explains why I didn't know.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:48
At the eye doc last week, found this magazine. Didn't get time to look it over to well. http://www.gardenandgun.com/ It did make me think of a few people here.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:55
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:43 Personally, I am hoping Zilla's dad kicks the bucket very soon so I don't have to read the daily updates. ************ Neither is that.
From: bobsdesk [Bob]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 16:58
Hey, I Voted for both of you to go. Why are you still here?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:10
bob, Your vote didn't count. Only those who've reached the age of majority were eligible to vote. Try again in ten years. ___________ Speaking of which... Where the hell is stfu? Fucker couldn't even stick around long enough to let me gloat. The only thing worse than a loser, is a sore loser.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:22
Tat2, Theo and STFU had a contest to see which would be voted off the rotten island. We voted. Choice was either STFU to stay, Theo to stay, Both to stay, Both to go. Theo won.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:24
"ralphie, go piss in a bowl and drown in it." I don't see how much more pissin a man could-do etc Wha Did ya find it funny?.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:27
From: ralph [R] Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:24 "ralphie, go piss in a bowl and drown in it." I don't see how much more pissin a man could-do etc Wha Did ya find it funny?. ------------- Go buy a 12-pack of beer then. That should suffice. lol....etc.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:30
"ralphie, go piss in a bowl and drown in it" I want to have mental sex with you and I do mean mental.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:32
Glad you asked... See, it went down like this. I was here, doing what I do. Just minding my own business, all peaceful like and merry. You know? When all of a sudden, out of the blue, stfu starts dissing me. I told him his manners could use some work, and he sugested I might find things more to my liking at disney.com. I told him that perhaps he could learn something by visiting the place himself. He was having nothing of it. In fact, he said something like, ' I'll bet you if a vote were taken, you would be the one people would want to see gone.' Bet? I thought. Why not. I took the bet. The stakes were our respective futures here as posters. The rules were laid out, a moderator was chosen, the votes were cast. He lost. If has any integrity at all, he won't be back. Really, I gave him every opportunity to just say he was wrong. I even bribed norace to vote for him. The voting options were Me, Him, Both , Neither. (to leave) He could have ended it at any time, by saying he was wrong. What is it with some people? Now he's gone. His word is worth nothing if he comes back. _______________ Stfu? If you're lurking: An admission of your being wrong, including an apology to me, is all it will take to make this whole thing a thing of the past. (Make it something nice. Something I can put in my bio.)
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:35
From: ralph [R] Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:30 "ralphie, go piss in a bowl and drown in it" I want to have mental sex with you and I do mean mental. ------------ Ok. I always aspired to have sex with a tard. Another notch on my belt.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:45
Ya I know DS. it's lofbs(laugh out fuckin bulshite)...It, how-ever is all cool .And butt-follies.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:46
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:31   Look very closely... ------------------------------- A downpour of rain could spell disaster.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:56
Ds you incredibaly ignorant slut. You got that right... And supporting studgers generic lulz.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:57
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 22-Jun-2008 17:48 Andrew -- by disaster you mean you might actually get to see a naked female ? --------------------------- 
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 18:03
DS, You know you love me. I've kept your secrets from the start. When nobody else was on your side, I was. When you wanted a shoulder to cry on, I was there. Deny it as you will... If it wasn't for me, You'd have never known what it feels like to choke on more man meat than you could wrap both hands around. Darling? The doctors say it'll clear up eventually, and remember, it's not my fault the condom broke.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 18:13
Ds you incredibaly ignorant slut. You got that right... And supporting studgers generic lulz.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 18:16
Re13 -is this near you?   I'm envious and nauseated if so. Shit, we used to pack a few doob's in someones cig pack and go to carrowinds, back in those days...
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 18:23
Don't worry theo.. I'm sure ... The time will DRAG.. ...heh heh heh Speaking of cashing in... Hey, I was thinking of the FIRST cause yer can help me with.. Growing the Norace Monetary Slush fund with the help of Rotten donations.. How about some support?
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 18:27
theo dread, you got booted at the tender age of 15? I outlasted you by 3 years. I got siblings who variously - got caught committing extortion on a local celeb - blew a bell phone booth to smithereens testing a homemade bomb - hung around alcoholics until they caught on to the habit - etc my offense was to take umbrage at the neanderthalian child rearing in place. and the hippie hair. I had arranged accommodations beginning of the next month but wuz robbed of the luxury of vacating of my own accord. the aforementioned child rearing practices included a threat of double amputation of my arms because of a really itchy infection on the inside of both elbows. later attributed to nervous disorder. talk about throwing gasoline on the fire eh? goddam bitch. 'what doesn't kill me makes me stronger'. also makes for one nasty mutherfuker with a real short temper and no tolerance of intimidation tactics. fee? whaddaya mean I gotta pay a counseling fee????
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 18:35
You've heard of 'pennies from heaven'? We'll call it 'pennies from from hell'. E-mail me your credit information and we'll get the ball rolling. ______________ MV? She wouldn't give you a refund? Not surprising... How the hell do you refund a punch in the face?
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 18:44
"ralphie, I thought I told you to drown in your own piss. When someone gives you a piece of excellent advice, you should follow it.è well I don't like it etc. I would never disadvicianally retreat.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 18:49
"Your search - disadvicianally - did not match any documents. Suggestions: * Make sure all words are spelled correctly. * Try different keywords. * Try more general keywords." And here I was thinking I was going to learn something.
From: ciaochowibella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 18:57
Please don't take this the wrong way. http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.jgsales.com/images/50bmgSpotterSM.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.jgsales.com/popup_image.php/pID/1418%3FSID&h=194&w=180&D&h=194&w=180&sz=8&hl=en&start=49&tbnid=JRsliTVYR9pxEM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3D.50%2Bcaliber%2Bammo%26start%3D36%26ndsp%3D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DNsz=8&hl=en&start=49&tbnid=JRsliTVYR9pxEM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3D.50%2Bcaliber%2BammoD&h=194&w=180&sz=8&hl=en&start=49&tbnid=JRsliTVYR9pxEM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3D.50%2Bcaliber%2Bammo%26start%3D36%26ndsp%3D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN%26start%3DD&h=194&w=180&sz=8&hl=en&start=49&tbnid=JRsliTVYR9pxEM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3D.50%2Bcaliber%2Bammo%26start%3D36%26ndsp%3D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safD&h=194&w=180&sz=8&hl=en&start=49&tbnid=JRsliTVYR9pxEM:&tbnh=103&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3D.50%2Bcaliber%2Bammo%26start%3D36%26ndsp%3D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DNe%3Doff%26sa%3DN36%26ndsp%3D18%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:01
Hey, fuckos! I see theo couldnt wait to start flappin his cock suckers. Its one thing to be a sore loser, a whole nother to be a gracious winner. So andro, what was the final tally?
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:10
"If I could stab yours eyes through the computer, I would. Then, I would have a hearty laugh." Cuntfaced bitch!!! Have I not now nor forneverShutted the shit shine shon fer never? LOL etc? No I"m cool with that etc.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:15
From: ralph [R] Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:10 Cuntfaced bitch!!! Have I not now nor forneverShutted the shit shine shon fer never? -------------- Can someone decipher this for me. I only understood the first 2 words.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:29
"Can someone decipher this for me. I only understood the first 2 words." Me thinks whore hey...(lol?)
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:33
my word? on the internet? if you think that means anything your a bigger dumbass than i thought, theo. and there hasnt even been a presentation of the results... besides, so what, you got a couple votes more from some pretty, shall we say "obscure" posters. i would say the real winner was "neither" and i shall abide that vote. you thought i would leave? of course you didnt, because then you wouldnt be able to gloat for the next three months and call me all kinds of really nasty things, aint that right? since platypus and ladyboy are worn out, whats it gonna be, froggy?
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:34
Oh joy; just one more night here and then I'm on my way home. Hows everyone doing tonight? I'm been wondering 2 things; if hostess has been around at all because I sure haven't heard from her, and who won that insane bet? so whats up how did the vote go..? don't have time to read thru all the comments cause I'm still at the little ladies house.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:35
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 21-Jun-2008 12:34 Ds's vote brings us up to 9/15/7/3. Beyond that, there was... From: sweetie [pie] Date: 21-Jun-2008 10:43 BOTH!! You fuckers are dull. From: bobsdesk [Bob] Date: 21-Jun-2008 14:37 I vote FOR both of you to go. From: pernicious [suoicinrep] Date: 21-Jun-2008 15:07 My vote is for theo. Which takes it to... (drum roll) 9/16/9/3 Go fucking home.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:41
Yeah stfu, I really did think you would either leave, or admit you were wrong. Since you refuse to do either, I guess you have to live with being an asshat and a welsher. Were the tables turned, I would at least be big enough to say I was wrong. I've always thought you were a small man with little or no integrity. I'm happy to have had the chance to prove it. Your word ain't worth snot.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:46
indeed, i did, tss. however, you, better than anyone, knows that what is said here means nothing. especially when it comes to bowing out, gracefully.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:49
Sixth, I can, but to what end? I'm not wasting anymore time. It won't make a difference. He's going to do what he wants regardless of what he wagered. I've proved I'm the better man. In more ways than one.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:59
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:56 I could probably do better but I'm feeling lazy at the mo' ---------- Is that what you usually say to all your girlfriends?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:05
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: Sun, Jun 22nd, 2008 Time: 10:59p Age: 23.12h From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:56 I could probably do better but I'm feeling lazy at the mo' ---------- Is that what you usually say to all your girlfriends? ======= WTF? Have you been talking to my ex's DS? Yeah, that's what I usually say. Except for you of course. I like reaming that dirty ass for hours.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:12
Yeah Mike, it's hard to beat me in assholeness. What? You didn't mean me? YOU FUCKER! Theo, it's funny how much we have in common. We're both assholes, we both post crap, well you beat me to being kicked out of home 1 year earlier. And we're both non-American (the tragedy). And we both can't stand each other.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:18
(S)andy? Pontius is as pissedas da Gulliver etc. The little fella could use a helpin hand.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:19
hi ralph looks like no one has seen anything of hostess and theo won the bet what the f ever the bet was come on..you guys know no one is gonna leave rotten anyway once they become 'seasoned' kind of like green woodies do you know the kind you cut.. with a chain saw those kinds ya
From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:22
Damn, still arguing about who stays and goes and ,, I forgot, almost passed out from boredom. Gonna blue box both of them if it don't stop soon. DS, email from a male
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:23
I did not mean Gypsy (Laid to waste) But not in a moments minute would I deny it! Fo sho...
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:24
gargle, dont count on theo to stop anything for the next several months, apparently this was a very large victory for a very small man.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:34
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:48 I see Aryan Girl up and vanished like a fart in the wind. And I was oh so hoping to see those magnificent C-cups she was talking about. ------------------------- Don't be sad Hera... I will show you my C-cups  + 
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:37
Stfu...etc I was dreamin of the past.. and my heart was beating fast I didn't mean t hurt you(though you deserved it ) I,m sorry that I made you cry... Etc.
From: gypsydances
[gypsy]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:42
hi goyle ya I sitll drop by now and then when I can. Damn schedule is so hectic there's never enough time to really read all the articles and post but oh well keeps me hoppin anyway hope youre doing great ;)
From: merrillvillain
[yeah ........ that merrillville]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:48
"Damn schedule is so hectic there's never enough time to really read all the articles and post" The hectic schedule of the post-menopausal woman is grueling. Between incontinence, bingo, and watching reruns of "Murder She Wrote" who has time to be online these days ? Hello Gypsy -- Did you miss me the most ?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 20:58
see, I remember stuff ====== That's a good sign Gypsy, I find conversations with alzheimer patients get tiring very quickly. It's a lot like that quadriplegic I dated once. I mean she was great in the sack and all. I swear that girl could suk a mean cock, swallowed EVERY time. I eventually had to break it off though. She was kind of a home-body, all she did was lay around all day.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 21:09
From: ralph [R] Date: Mon, Jun 22nd, 2008 Time: 12:04a Age: 23.1h Nice goin clit. ========== How can the circular slash attempt lamps? The symphony cheats lamps. Can a french vegetable burn Rotten? When will Rotten worship lamps? Its arcane deaf parts Rotten. Can a butter dash in the choral champagne?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 21:12
Oh shit! Just put that in the random generator and posted the result here without bothering to read it first "Can a french vegetable burn Rotten?" Now I fear STFU will have something to say about that.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 21:19
"Its arcane deaf parts Rotten. Can a butter dash in the choral champagne?" Typical...Topical...Toastical... (we are layin it out now) Testical..etc Tantrical, testlasyllasobnic..
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 21:27
Hey MV, Jeff Koons. His stuff is cool. I like this one. 'Ushering in Banality'.  And yes Bedfart that roller-coaster is near me, Ha Ha! I fucking love coasters! Assholes...
From: sp00k
Date: 22-Jun-2008 21:34
From: merrillvillain [yeah ........ that merrillville] Date: 22-Jun-2008 18:13 A case of the crabs is technically not a STD, it is a parasite. I once had a horrible case on my eyebrows. The worst part was the prostitute that gave them to me would not give me a refund. Buyer beware. ======= A little tip MV. When you pay a hooker for head, she's suppose to give it to you, not the other way around.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 21:57
" Hey MV, Jeff Koons. His stuff is cool. I like this one. 'Ushering in Banality'" Bon journeau... (lol)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 22:28
I don't mean a whole lotta Banacheck, Don't need the whoster in the flouster(LOL). Just guaging it as funny-lo. (it's my fuckin' problem...)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 22:33
Grimms I understand that you have no ideas fer rent! T'scool We've all been there a time in our lives(loletc).
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 22:37
"No, you're just wierd, I don't want to play anymore." Grimms? Sorry duder, you ain't got no choice. It be all lol from here on in!
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 22:50
RE I could never have sex with you... I love the boots but I have a foot fetish too. I'd go crazy. (crazier). In - out - on off. Damnit. But hello.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:08
Hey Ralphie, did anybody mention that you're an idiot, lately? Idiot. (Etc Lol whatever)
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:09
What a bunch of fucking brainsick, crazy, daft, demented, disordered, distraught, maniacal, mentally ill, unbalanced, unsound, stark raving mad, berserk, bizarre, chaotic, compulsive, delirious, demented, deranged, frenzied, immoderate, incompetent, irrational, maniacal, manic, paranoid, psychotic, unbalanced FUCK-HEADS that post here! Christ. High 3P! A smiley face? Getting like NoGrace... (evil grin) Why No have sex with the eggs?
From: abyss
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:11
“I'd go crazy. (crazier).” Crazy is just a state of mind. Hey all. FF3 is an ok browser, but is sorely in need of real design. XP murders it, in real computing. FF3 for instance wants to virus scan every pic, therefore making my comp slower. Won’t let me put files where I want to just save to the desktop without asking. I am sure if I had more time with it I would find many probs. Ever notice it is actually coping everything into itself, making it slower again. I still have blown margins, but FF3 is much faster. In fact at present XP won’t work at all now. XP is a real browser. FF3 is not. Just a theory from two days of constant headache between these browsers. Nearly 30hrs of time for virtually nothing.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:13
Hey Ralphie, did anybody mention that you're an idiot, lately?" We shall welease Bwian Ffs.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:15
"Why No have sex with the eggs?" ----- I wouldn't know if I prefer the boots on or off.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:17
"What a bunch of fucking brainsick, crazy, daft, demented, disordered, distraught, maniacal, mentally ill, unbalanced, unsound, stark raving mad, berserk, bizarre, chaotic, compulsive, delirious, demented, deranged, frenzied, immoderate, incompetent, irrational, maniacal, manic, paranoid, psychotic, unbalanced FUCK-HEADS that post here! Christ." One word- wo
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:24
ralphie is it time for yer meds? Seraquel? Ya but no...I'll have a hoot thank you kindly..
From: pontius
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:26
"Well I'd have sex with ya RE13" --- Sure, Ralphie idiot, before or after you humped a sidewalk and a bike? RE deserves quite a lot more than you.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:29
Comedian George Carlin dies in Los Angeles at 71 1 hour, 1 minute ago LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Comedian George Carlin, a counter-culture hero famed for his routines about drugs and dirty words, died of heart failure at a Los Angeles-area hospital on Sunday, a spokesman said. He was 71. ADVERTISEMENT Carlin, who had a history of heart and drug-dependency problems, died at Saint John's Health Center in Santa Monica about 6 p.m. PDT (9 p.m. EDT) after being admitted earlier in the afternoon for chest pains, spokesman Jeff Abraham told Reuters. Known for his edgy, provocative material, Carlin achieved status as an anti-Establishment icon in the 1970s with stand-up bits full of drug references and a routine called "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television." A regulatory battle over a radio broadcast of the routine ultimately reached the U.S. Supreme Court. In the 1978 case, Federal Communications Commission vs. Pacifica Foundation, the top U.S. court ruled that the words cited in Carlin's routine were indecent, and that the government's broadcast regulator could ban them from being aired at times when children might be listening. Carlin's comedic sensibility often came back to a central theme: humanity is doomed. "I don't have any beliefs or allegiances. I don't believe in this country, I don't believe in religion, or a god, and I don't believe in all these man-made institutional ideas," he told Reuters in a 2001 interview. Carlin, who wrote several books and performed in many television comedy specials, is survived by his wife Sally Wade, and daughter Kelly Carlin McCall. (Reporting by Dean Goodman and Steve Gorman; Editing by Patricia Zengerle)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:30
".is this 'wo' even a word? well guess fucking what? " Sure, but I won't look and you are all mad... Tough beans . But it only gets better from here on in!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:37
"RE deserves quite a lot more than you." I wouldn't argue that point in any way.... my pologies re13.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:38
AH Fuck Carlin's dead. I loved his shit. Saw him perform about 20 years ago. I didn't realize he was that old. Damn. Thanx Ponti...TFF! ralphie, is this you?  or this one; a John W. Gacy wannabe. 
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:48
You all know me. I'm cool, yet not allowed to be real. Although I understand that I could be real in a faux way.Not good at that.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:51
Did you ever get an itch that you just cannot reach no matter how hard you try to get to it? I really dis-like that. "...in a faux way" is that like genuine pleather?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:54
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:51 Did you ever get an itch that you just cannot reach no matter how hard you try to get to it? I really dis-like that. "...in a faux way" is that like genuine pleather? Haha genuine pleather Outrageous. Thanks Eggy I needed that Hehehe.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 00:02
"I had just had some "Jumbo shrimp", now that's like genuine pleather" Lol, not to mention outrageous.Well done what?.
From: staceytev19
[stacey]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 00:47
I have nothing better to do... I can't sleep and for the first time in 3 months I'm left with watching random shit on efukt and youporn. Would someone please enlighten me on tonight's conversation?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 00:52
I get lost in cyber-space, wandering around like an incoherent, disconnected fool that's on a tangent then I finally manage to find my way back to Rotten, only to click on Cain's pic.....A MOST REPUGNANT, ABOMINATION IF THERE WAS ONE! (RE runs off to puke, questioning myself as to why I clicked that!)
From: staceytev19
[stacey]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 00:53
I was feeling rather shitty after accidentally downing an energy drink in the fridge... But now that I know you're still awake I feel 1000 times better. Yay Cain!
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 00:56
From: staceytev19 [stacey] Date: 23-Jun-2008 00:53 I was feeling rather shitty after accidentally downing an energy drink in the fridge... But now that I know you're still awake I feel 1000 times better. Yay Cain! From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] I wove you.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:06
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:02 "I get you back Cain, (evil laugh)." You took it to far I was only showing OxyMormons.! ......Oh My Eyes
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:10
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 22-Jun-2008 23:29 Comedian George Carlin dies in Los Angeles at 71 1 hour, 1 minute ago -------------- That actually fucking upsets me a bit. I've seen the fucker twice in Vegas.
From: staceytev19
[stacey]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:11
My niece has this thing where she likes to remove labels and stick um to her folder.. She failed to let me know that I wasn't chugging regular soda. I'm intolerant to energy drinks... I'm a normally relaxed person, that stuff gets me irritable and uncomfortably energized.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:18
Okay Cain, here ya go.  I'm naturally irritable and uncomfortably energized. Yeah, I can't handle them drinks either. YUCK! Well I'm outta here as it's near 4:30 in the friggin' morning where I'm at and I think I'm supposed to be at work at 10:30.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:37
stacey, fuck you....I tell that to eveyone, so don't take offense. I am pondering ong on the now-dead artists I've seen live. The first few that come to mind: Jerry Garcia Layne Staley (lead singer from Alice in Chains). Now, George Carlin.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:43
There's really only one way to deal with an apocalyptic swarm of rats... 
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:48
I should be asleep. Or watching a good zombie movie. Or eating. Or writing. Instead I've spent the past 5 hours on teh internets. Fuck, I'm addicted.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:52
n00bie? I've been posting since about a month after Duder first invented the messageboard (I assume it was him, as I'm fairly certain Rotten is the only place where people can post their thoughts annonymously online). Been reading Rotten since... let's see, somewhere in mid-HS (22 now).
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:53
Ok Dontsqueek, do you have any relationship to the real DS? I don't keep up on this stuff.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:54
lFrom: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:49 cain, I never met these people (alive or dead). I haven't lived a full life yet. What I meant is I haven't Guarded a Dead celebrity or met a Person who Died.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:58
I've come to a conclusion: I have no interest in dating. It's been so many years since I've had a relationship. Here's what I *really* like though... Getting to know someone. If they seem to be interested, start talking with them on the phone, maybe meet sometime, maybe enjoy some light petting/making out. Tell them that I think I could see myself being with them. Then, when we're both mutually happy with the situation, I find some fatal flaw in them and explain this fatal flaw in heartbreaking detail. Then I enjoy some back-and-forth pain-driven arguing, and finally, cease all contact with said person. The mutual spite and venom is so fantastic. It beats anything I could ever get from some dumb relationship. (In the past year, I've done this is the area of a half-dozen times)
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:00
Ok DS, just checking. Never can tell with those clever clever trolls.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:01
From: flayed [Flayed] Date: 23-Jun-2008 01:58 I've come to a conclusion: I have no interest in dating. ----------- So you are just interested in fucking?
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:02
Continuing with my last post... The best part is when someone I've thoroughly hurt comes back weeks, or months later, and attempts to resume contact. I have an email in my inbox from one such individual, and I'm just too excited to open it. I'll save it for my next shitty day, when I need to a boost.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:04
Sex is optional DS. If it'll lead to more emotional pain, then sure. I think I'm into emotional S&M.
From: staceytev19
[stacey]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:05
It's hard to look pretty with acne crappy cream on my face but thanks for saying such a lovely thing Cain ya sweet teddy bear you.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:06
So Stacey and Cain are fucking now? That's hot. I have a cousin named Stacey. She's cute, but messed up.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:08
No no, I don't do relationships. I do all the shit that leads to one, then break it off and enjoy the bitter, spiteful, painful shit that follows from two mutually wounded people.
From: staceytev19
[stacey]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:10
We're not doing the nasty just yet. ;) So Flava Flav... This has turned into an interesting conversation. I do care to read more about your emotional s&m
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:15
"See, it went down like this. I was here, doing what I do. Just minding my own business, all peaceful like and merry. You know? When all of a sudden, out of the blue, stfu starts dissing me" HOLY FUCK I SEE THE LIGHT ! At last, the secret is revealed. Theodork is a WIGGER ! STFU "disrepectin' on his ass" has got him all snorky and stuff. Damn, should have spotted it ages ago. I'm a little slow sometimes. Bet he gotz locks too.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:17
Okay, well I told this person to piss off a week ago, then dropped all contact. So now they've emailed me, and I can only hope it's some attempt at reconciliation. If it is, I'll coyly play along. Since they contacted me, I'm in a position of power, and can act like a total jerk. I'll demand an apology, wax emotional, all that nonsense. I'll make snide, cruel remarks, and otherwise be an utterly apathetic jerk. Then, when I sense they've had enough, I'll once again tell them to piss off. Rinse and repeat. I've done it so many times, but was never aware of what I was doing until recently. Now I know I'm not pursuing a person, so much as the potential pain I can wring out of that person. And I'm not sad DS. I'm a jerk who makes others pay dearly for interracting with me on a romantic/sexual level. Like an incubus. Or in my case succubus...
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:21
Will Smith is a Scientologist now. Boycot Scientology, and all the shitty actors that follow it.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:27
Dang Cain, it's like you masturbated directly into your profile.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:31
From: flayed [Flayed] Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:27 Dang Cain, it's like you masturbated directly into your profile. Ok I'm really drunk right now so my perception is a wee bit off at this point is that a good thing You just said or.?......
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:38
From: staceytev19 [stacey] Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:34 "I just noticed this girls cooter looks like mine...." http://youporn.com/watch/87901 I'll judge that.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:40
It's all good, Cain baby. It's all good.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:42
I had a fantastic bowel movement the other day. It was like the poo was being produced as I squeezed it out. It was fresh, not like the stuff that ferments in one's colon for days on end. That's how poo was meant to be.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:49
Cain, now that Stacey's gone, we need to talk. She's no good for you man. She'll use you for your dick, fleece you for everything you've got, kill your grandparents, then you'll never see her again. I may not know her personally, but I know her type. Stay away. Fo real.
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:54
He knows what I want. Wink wink. ----------------- You don't mean... Pegging! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pegging) I knew it. Run Cain, lest you feel the anal-ripping might of female empowerment!
From: flayed [Flayed]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 03:01
Cain, at heart, I'm an old Jewish woman who absolutely cannot abide other people being happy. I also have sex through a hole in a sheet, but that's another matter entirely. I'm gonna watch zombie movies now. Hopefully the stupid sunrise doesn't ruin it for me.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 04:31
I remember being holed up in a buddies attic about 30 some years ago listening to Class Clown and Cheech and Chong albums. I think the '7 words' and 'Daves not here', was burnt into every kids brain back then.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 05:17
Jeez, get a grip people. It's not like it's Pee Wee who died or anything. I have no idea who this dead dude was anyway. Happy birthday Cracker. Any sign of the old grim reaper yet ?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 05:49
Oh there you are. I thought you upt and croaked or something and I'm not a stoner (I don't even know what that is, off to google, sheesh) What's up with your profile?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 05:57
Shit, the good ones all die too early. I just listened to (most of) his special on XM radio yesterday. Very interesting man who made up his mind to be a performer at the age of eleven.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Jun-2008 06:04
Morning Eggsy, any other lurkers. Wishing I was going to the batcave! Carlin Dead? Shit, that ruins my day. Loved his work,the old bastard. Zilla, only the size of golfballs? Call me when you've seen softball sized, OK? I've seen some tornados close up and personal too. Guess that happens when ya grow up in the midwest. Hey, hows PaZilla and how's MaZilla holding up?
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 06:21
Garg I'll email you. MV snapped on me yesterday bout Pa. Eggs, I'm actually farther south then Hartford CT. We get quite a few twisters here this time of year. That pic was the one that touched down south of me last night.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 06:26
Hmmmm, already done some of these. Sweet blessed wonderful ideas: HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think." 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. 10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. 13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 16. Staple pages in the middle of the page. 17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. 18. Honk and wave to strangers. 19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register. 20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 21. type only in lowercase. 22. dont use any punctuation either 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times. "DO YOU HEAR THAT?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now." 25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 27. Ask people what gender they are. 28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 30. Sing along at the opera. 31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 06:28
Pube- you know what, buddy....? Naw, you already live on a stinky little (wog-infested) island. With no cool beaches. How much more punishment do you really deserve? I'm so bummed. He was so fucking funny.  RIP, dude.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 06:37
Oh High Zilla, glad you made it. I thought you lived up in the arctic circle region. For real. Here you live in the MW. Herr Clit I have completed 27 of the aforementioned *tasks* on that list. Maiden the Pube has mysteriously vanished. Prolly got washed out of the sheets by some poor Pakistani scrub girl and washed down the drain into the River Thames.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 06:42
You're a real geezer if you can remember the Hippie Dippy Weatherman. Carlin changed over the years from sardonic to cynical to somewhat bitter, much as Mark Twain did. But he was still funny and relevant to the end.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 06:43
From: maidenmaiden [whatever] Date: Mon, Jun 23rd, 2008 Time: 09:28a Age: 23.17h Pube- you know what, buddy....? Naw, you already live on a stinky little (wog-infested) island. With no cool beaches. =========  AVI!  Shut up and sit down you big bald fuck! I don't like leaving my own country Doug, and I especially don't like leaving it for anything less than warm sandy beaches, and cocktails with little straw hats. Well, we got sandy beaches... So who the fuck wants to see them!
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 06:50
Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits... RIP George Carlin. Hello to the rest of you who are still living.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 06:54
Oh I see, he got famous for saying "rude" words ? His "mom" must have been very proud. Probably sent congratulatory telegrams "Well done to my cocksucking son, Love and Hugs, "Soapytitwank" Mom. xxx"
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 07:08
I don't know why we let you call it "english" really. Should have made you choose your own language after your revolting. French possibly ? Oh, O.K. I have found some of this Carlin guy on Youtube, let's see if he's funny....
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 07:09
From: petone9 [petone9] Date: 23-Jun-2008 06:50 Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker Tits... RIP George Carlin. Hello to the rest of you who are still living. -------------- peotone! How are you, dear? Fucking A, I am still mourning his death.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 07:14
Nope.. not funny...kind of jew-ish-y. Doesn't travel well. Shame he's dead from a personal point of view but, globally, not in the same league as Jaques Tati or Mr Bean.
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 07:23
DS DARLING! How are things with you? I've been busy with politics and all, but I won't bore you. Are you keeping all the malcontents in line here on rotten? It seems to have become downright congenial around here. BTW - Junior Brown appeared at the Oregon Zoo last Wednesday and performed for the price of admission. What a country! And, since I haven't posted in a COON's age, here's something to stir the pot. OBAMA '08 POWER TO THE PEOPLE! YES WE CAN!
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 07:31
From: petone9 [petone9] Date: 23-Jun-2008 07:23 DS DARLING! How are things with you? ----------------- Hey, shoot me an e-mail (a new one in my profile). My yahoo e-mail had went to hell. I've missed your presence on here.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 07:42
The meaning of life: –noun 1. the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally. 2. the sum of the distinguishing phenomena of organisms, esp. metabolism, growth, reproduction, and adaptation to environment. 3. the animate existence or period of animate existence of an individual: to risk one's life; a short life and a merry one. 4. a corresponding state, existence, or principle of existence conceived of as belonging to the soul: eternal life. 5. the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that. 6. any specified period of animate existence: a man in middle life. 7. the period of existence, activity, or effectiveness of something inanimate, as a machine, lease, or play: The life of the car may be ten years. 8. a living being: Several lives were lost. 9. living things collectively: the hope of discovering life on other planets; insect life. 10. a particular aspect of existence: He enjoys an active physical life. 11. the course of existence or sum of experiences and actions that constitute a person's existence: His business has been his entire life. 12. a biography: a newly published life of Willa Cather. 13. animation; liveliness; spirit: a speech full of life. 14. resilience; elasticity. 15. the force that makes or keeps something alive; the vivifying or quickening principle: The life of the treaty has been an increase of mutual understanding and respect. 16. a mode or manner of existence, as in the world of affairs or society: So far her business life has not overlapped her social life. 17. the period or extent of authority, popularity, approval, etc.: the life of the committee; the life of a bestseller. 18. a prison sentence covering the remaining portion of the offender's animate existence: The judge gave him life. 19. anything or anyone considered to be as precious as life: She was his life. 20. a person or thing that enlivens: the life of the party. 21. effervescence or sparkle, as of wines. 22. pungency or strong, sharp flavor, as of substances when fresh or in good condition. 23. nature or any of the forms of nature as the model or subject of a work of art: drawn from life. 24. Baseball. another opportunity given to a batter to bat because of a misplay by a fielder. 25. (in English pool) one of a limited number of shots allowed a player: Each pool player has three lives at the beginning of the game. –adjective 26. for or lasting a lifetime; lifelong: a life membership in a club; life imprisonment. 27. of or pertaining to animate existence: the life force; life functions. 28. working from nature or using a living model: a life drawing; a life class. —Idioms 29. as large as life, actually; indeed: There he stood, as large as life. Also, as big as life. 30. come to life, a. to recover consciousness. b. to become animated and vigorous: The evening passed, but somehow the party never came to life. c. to appear lifelike: The characters of the novel came to life on the screen. 31. for dear life, with desperate effort, energy, or speed: We ran for dear life, with the dogs at our heels. Also, for one's life. 32. for the life of one, as hard as one tries; even with the utmost effort: He can't understand it for the life of him. 33. get a life, to improve the quality of one's social and professional life: often used in the imperative to express impatience with someone's behavior. 34. not on your life, Informal. absolutely not; under no circumstances; by no means: Will I stand for such a thing? Not on your life! 35. take one's life in one's hands, to risk death knowingly: We were warned that we were taking our lives in our hands by going through that swampy area. 36. to the life, in perfect imitation; exactly: The portrait characterized him to the life.
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 07:50
DS - will send you an e-mail with all the dull details. For now I'm off to pick strawberries for fruit leather. Special hello to Conspiracy Theory and the Wolf Woman (the white lilacs were beautiful this year). KISS KISS
From: sp00k
Date: 23-Jun-2008 08:10
From: helterskelter Date: 23-Jun-2008 07:57 Where are the Burmese pythons? ===== The rats ate em
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 08:41
{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Petone9 }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} I always miss you -- I have to go dig in my notes for your addy. In the meantime a big long Howl from the Wolfie.
From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 08:47
George Carlin no longer in the land of the living? I just read it on the internet; it must be true. now he gets to find out if he was right about G-d and all that. feel free to open another Window and check out the uploads on Liveleak.com. fcukin hilarious stuff and all true.
From: partialvegetable [semper_ubi_sub_ubi]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 09:01
So what were the seven words you couldn't say on television?
From: baltimorepd
[Baltimore's pride]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 09:33
From: staceytev19 [stacey] Date: 23-Jun-2008 02:39 I need to get laid Call the police. Works every time. Or theres always the Senators bathroom. The rubber duckies are extremely warm.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 09:56
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. He expanded his list to more than 2000 words on his website.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 10:15
Carlin also came up with Frisbeetarianism, defined as the belief that when a person dies "his soul gets flung onto a roof, and just stays there", and cannot be retrieved. It didn't reeally catch on much.
From: bobsdesk [Bob]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 10:26
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 22-Jun-2008 19:35 From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 21-Jun-2008 12:34 Ds's vote brings us up to 9/15/7/3. Beyond that, there was... From: sweetie [pie] Date: 21-Jun-2008 10:43 BOTH!! You fuckers are dull. From: bobsdesk [Bob] Date: 21-Jun-2008 14:37 I vote FOR both of you to go. From: pernicious [suoicinrep] Date: 21-Jun-2008 15:07 My vote is for theo. Which takes it to... (drum roll) 9/16/9/3 Go fucking home. [-----------------------] Can someone link me the "winning an argument on the internet" pic please
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 10:30
From: baltimorepd [Baltimore's pride] Date: 23-Jun-2008 09:17 That is the most pathetic thing that I have ever seen. It's like having a toilet-bowl brush with glasses for a role model. ---------------------------- DON'T disrespect the Rotten Duder!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 23-Jun-2008 10:35
pontius Date: 23-Jun-2008 07:32 The question remains, what is the meaning of life. ======================== 42 So long and thanks for the fish.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 11:06
101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes (r.i.p) (I'm ignoring #21...) 1. I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds! 2. Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. 3. Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That’s just common sense! 4. A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff. 5. Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff? 6. I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade. 7. I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I’m an American — you know, you grow. 8. You can’t fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up. 9. If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play? 10. Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. 11. If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little. 12. No one knows what’s next, but everybody does it. 13. There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits. 14. The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, “You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.” 15. The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept. 16. Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it. 17. Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. 18. Weather forecast for tonight: Dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning. 19. If it requires a uniform, it’s a worthless endeavor. 20. If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer. 21. You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. 22. Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft. 23. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.” 24. As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is. 25. If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball. 26. The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. 27. I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. 28. I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed. 29. If you’ve got a cat and a leg, you’ve got a happy cat. If you’ve got a cat and two legs, you’ve got a party. 30. You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick. 31. By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth. 32. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? 33. Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? 34. I don’t like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions. 35. I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. 36. When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front-row seat. 37. Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it. 38. I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos. 39. I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don’t trust any organization that has a handbook. 40. I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood. 41. Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature. 42. So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family. 43. Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason. 44. Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.” 45. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to. 46. Beethoven was so hard of hearing, he thought he was a painter. 47. Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr. 48. God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile. 49. I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade. 50. One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 11:07
51. If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? 52. What year did Jesus think it was? 53. George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country. 54. Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time. 55. In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem. 56. Once you leave the womb, conservatives don’t care about you until you reach military age. Then you’re just what they’re looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. 57. “One thing leads to another”? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict. 58. No one who has had “Taps” played for them has ever been able to hear it. 59. Property is theft. Nobody “owns” anything. When you die, it all stays here. 60. The best thing about living at the water’s edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash. 61. The future will soon be a thing of the past. 62. The planet is fine. The people are fucked. 63. The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment. 64. Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey. 65. The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music. 66. I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences. 67. Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes. 68. “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?” This title offends all three major religions, and even vegetarians! 69. Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself. 70. And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.” 71. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 72. Whoever coined the term “Buyer Beware” was probably bleeding from the asshole. 73. Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view. 74. Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client? 75. I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it. 76. Just think, right now as you read this, some guy somewhere is gettin’ ready to hang himself. 77. The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. 78. If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends. 79. “Meow” means “woof” in cat. 80. Most people with low self-esteem have earned it. 81. Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. 82. “No comment” is a comment. 83. If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work. 84. You can’t argue with a good blowjob. 85. Most of the time people feel okay. Probably it’s because at the moment they’re not actually dying. 86. So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. 87. Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics ought to be told not to fuck. 88. Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints? 89. When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn’t a lot worth paying attention to. 90. The Golden Gate Bridge should have a long bungee cord for people who aren’t quite ready to commit suicide but want to get in a little practice. 91. I think I am, therefore, I am. I think. 92. If the cops didn’t see it, I didn’t do it! 93. Hooray for most things! 94. Capitalism tries for a delicate balance: It attempts to work things out so that everyone gets just enough stuff to keep them from getting violent and trying to take other people’s stuff. 95. I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights. 96. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 97. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. 98. Life is a zero sum game. 99. Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer. 100. I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it. 101. It isn’t fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory.
From: helterskelter
Date: 23-Jun-2008 11:38
All the good ones have to die. Now we'll have the media kissing his ass like they should have done when he was alive.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 12:01
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: Mon, Jun 23rd, 2008 Time: 02:58p Age: 23.08h I hate to admit to being interested, but what happened with STFU and Theo? ======= Pissing contest, not sure how it started but it turned into a "Survivor" style vote off. STFU got voted off the "Rotten island".
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 12:22
"STFU got voted off the "Rotten island". " I call it "Monkey Island" it's where the nuts go to look for monkeys and the monkeys come when they've lost their nuts.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 13:58
Heraclitus, no foreign army could ever manage more than a week in Canada. One taste of our beer and most of them would turn into alcoholics. One toke of our bud and none of them will care.
From: wingedmonkeyminion [Satan Himself]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 14:02
Cyndi Lobster  "Krills Just Wanna Have Fun"
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 23-Jun-2008 20:43
From: ralph [R] Date: 22-Jun-2008 14:43 "Chow chow you bitch I know you like subhumans." Subhumans may be the best punk-band name ever(that and rancid) -How about 'Gay Bikers On Acid' or 'The Fuckheads'?
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 24-Jun-2008 13:22
There's a new VW that seats 30. Two Germans in front, two Germans in back and 25 Jews in the ashtray. Now who's going to correct my math?
Updated: 24-Jun-2008 13:23
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