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Bunny Napping
Seacoastonline News | Submitted by: Fart Knuckle
"A Portland teen has been charged with stealing a pet bunny and trying to extort money from the bunny's owner." ... Also: Froggy went a courtin'
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From: protodog69 [G]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:18
There's thousands of bath toys floating around the oceans. Flotsam Found http://www.pbs.org/kcet/wiredscience/video/116-flotsam_found.html
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:50
What a sinister fiend to engage in such a nefarious atrocity as bunny-napping! Certainly, a more mendacious and demonstratively wicked act (and more indicative of psychopathology) than that which informed the Lindbergh case. Bun-Bun cost $20 at the petshoppe; I wonder if a rab-napper sent me his severed ear (ala the Getty case) if I would pony up the 100 smackers? Probably not, as such a amputation would mar his handsome (albeit disapproving) visage and probably indicate a demise by massive shock. If I had a 'proof of life', I'd most likely pony up the Franklin (but not a PENNY more) and then devote my life (John Walsh-like) to hunting down this monster to allay the fears of righteous rabbit aficionados everywhere. His just punishment? The forced consumption of a thick rabbit-shit smoothie; and 1000 hours of community service at the local House Rabbit Society. Evil swine.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:01
#1 so what. Another fuckhead kid. #2 The duck is amazed by the length and girth of a Frog's cock. (you probably will never see the words of "length," "girth" and "frog's cock," used in one sentence ever again.) (a challenge?)
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:13
crapola, considering that frogs have no cock, length and girth of said non existent member are meaningless.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:31
Pygmy rabbits are smaller (hence the name!) and rarer than the common Bun-Bun-like Dutch. BUNNIES..............and with a happy ending too! Funny; animal stories are the only non-'rotten' tails I dig on this forum...others warren derision. And don't badger me about it either...I'm sett in my ways.
From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:33
Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 15:02
From: gargoyle1 Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:13 crapola, considering that frogs have no cock, length and girth of said non existent member are meaningless. # # # You make it sound so scientific. Next, on "In Search Of", Frog cock.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 16:26
but the maggot eats the cabbage - yet dies first.
From: queecherbeechin
Date: 13-Mar-2008 16:32
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From: lurch
[you rang?]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 16:55
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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 17:33
Life strikes again....just when you think you're gonna get laid; something bursts yer bubble!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 18:32
wonder, do i- fut shade doth darken the divan upon the bursting of yer bubble
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 18:53
Here's a bunny I'd like to nap with: Who wants to bet that we'll be reading quite a bit more around here about this fucking genius?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 20:47
DD Why 'Oh Shit!'? Anubis: Ancient Egyptian god in the form of a jackal that is the guardian of the dead. (which BTW is one of my favorite of the ancient Egyptian gods) So again, why 'Oh Shit!'?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 20:53
Because my silly girl..I happen to inhabit the land of the living at the present time. Try this for serendipity:
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 21:23
DD you silly wabbit, I happen to inhabit the land of the space cadets. And I love ancient Egyptian artifacts. Khepry: the scarab beetle, the embodiment of the dawn Ra: The sun and a creator deity Horus: the deity of pharaohs and Upper Egypt.
From: hippiedresser [Far away]
Date: 14-Mar-2008 01:43
Well I think the idiot who took the rabbit should be locked in a rabbit pen and feed carrots. What is this world coming to.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 14-Mar-2008 12:55
Rabbits are nasty. I used to think the story about Jimmy Carter getting attacked my a rabbit while canoeing and the secret service having to rescue him was bizarre– until.. My downstairs neighbor had a rabbit. Big one about 15lbs, (the size of a yappy dog I know who is 15 lbs). He used to let it roam the hall. One day I come out of my apartment and I see it sitting there. I approach slowly and extend my hand tentatively. It GROWLED and hissed and lunged at me. I pulled my hand back and no harm done. After that if I heard it sniffing around my door I slid a steel ruler under it to shoo it away. If your critters are not social, don't let them roam the commons.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Mar-2008 14:32
I believe it..agressive rabbits can be scary!
Updated: 15-Mar-2008 11:49
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