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Bunny Napping
Seacoastonline News | Submitted by: Fart Knuckle
"A Portland teen has been charged with stealing a pet bunny and trying to extort money from the bunny's owner." ... Also: Froggy went a courtin'
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Blinded by the Light
From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 12:20

Where is DD?

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 12:24

Hutch rabbit and home made noodles.
Much better than chicken.

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 12:24

More importantly where is Bun Bun?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Mar-2008 12:43

1st article, well fuck a duck

2nd article, DD is gonna be in a tizzy

From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:00

At least the frog didn't have to blow up the duck first. He would have been too winded to croak.

From: protodog69 [G]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:12


From: protodog69 [G]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:18

There's thousands of bath toys floating around the oceans.

Flotsam Found
http://www.pbs.org/kcet/wiredscience/video/116-flotsam_found.html



From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 13:50

What a sinister fiend to engage in such a nefarious atrocity
as bunny-napping! Certainly, a more mendacious and demonstratively
wicked act (and more indicative of psychopathology)
than that which informed the Lindbergh case.

Bun-Bun cost $20 at the petshoppe; I wonder if a rab-napper
sent me his severed ear (ala the Getty case) if I would pony up
the 100 smackers? Probably not, as such a amputation would
mar his handsome (albeit disapproving) visage and probably
indicate a demise by massive shock.

If I had a 'proof of life', I'd most likely pony up the Franklin
(but not a PENNY more) and then devote my life (John Walsh-like)
to hunting down this monster to allay the fears of righteous
rabbit aficionados everywhere.

His just punishment?
The forced consumption of a thick rabbit-shit smoothie; and 1000
hours of community service at the local House Rabbit Society.

Evil swine.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:01

#1 so what. Another fuckhead kid.

#2

The duck is amazed by the length and girth of a Frog's cock.
(you probably will never see the words of "length," "girth" and "frog's cock," used in one sentence ever again.) (a challenge?)

From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:13

crapola, considering that frogs have no cock, length and girth of said non existent member are meaningless.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:31



Pygmy rabbits are smaller (hence the name!) and rarer than
the common Bun-Bun-like Dutch.



BUNNIES..............and with a happy ending too!
Funny; animal stories are the only non-'rotten'
tails I dig on this forum...others warren derision.

And don't badger me about it either...I'm sett in my ways.


From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:33

Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:40

I got yer badger right here

From: sp00k
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:49

sENd mONeY OR ElsE....

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 15:02

From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Mar-2008 14:13

crapola, considering that frogs have no cock, length and girth of said non existent member are meaningless.
# # #
You make it sound so scientific. Next, on "In Search Of", Frog cock.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 15:17

DD - You scoundrel!

"warren derision" - GROAN!

That was very very funny.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 15:54

Is he related to Warren Peace?

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 16:26

but the maggot eats the cabbage - yet dies first.

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Date: 13-Mar-2008 16:32

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From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 17:33



Life strikes again....just when you
think you're gonna get laid;

something bursts yer bubble!

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 18:32

wonder, do i-
fut shade doth darken the divan
upon the bursting of yer bubble

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 18:53

Here's a bunny I'd like to nap with:



















Who wants to bet that we'll be reading quite a bit more around here
about this fucking genius?

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 19:59

The Portland teens accomplice.


From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 20:04



Oh Shit.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 20:47

DD Why 'Oh Shit!'?

Anubis: Ancient Egyptian god in the form of a jackal that is the guardian of the dead. (which BTW is one of my favorite of the ancient Egyptian gods)

So again, why 'Oh Shit!'?

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 20:53

Because my silly girl..I happen to inhabit the land of the
living at the present time.

Try this for serendipity:




From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 13-Mar-2008 21:23

DD you silly wabbit, I happen to inhabit the land of the space cadets.
And I love ancient Egyptian artifacts.


Khepry: the scarab beetle, the embodiment of the dawn



Ra: The sun and a creator deity



Horus: the deity of pharaohs and Upper Egypt.


From: hippiedresser [Far away]
Date: 14-Mar-2008 01:43

Well I think the idiot who took the rabbit should be locked in a rabbit pen and feed carrots. What is this world coming to.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Mar-2008 12:17

The note should have read.. "Gimmie the cash.. or the bunny gets it"

From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 14-Mar-2008 12:55

Rabbits are nasty. I used to think the story about Jimmy Carter getting attacked my a rabbit while canoeing and the secret service having to rescue him was bizarre– until..

My downstairs neighbor had a rabbit. Big one about 15lbs, (the size of a yappy dog I know who is 15 lbs). He used to let it roam the hall. One day I come out of my apartment and I see it sitting there. I approach slowly and extend my hand tentatively. It GROWLED and hissed and lunged at me. I pulled my hand back and no harm done.

After that if I heard it sniffing around my door I slid a steel ruler under it to shoo it away.

If your critters are not social, don't let them roam the commons.

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Mar-2008 14:32

I believe it..agressive rabbits can be scary!
:)

Updated: 15-Mar-2008 11:49
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