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Pranking 911
KSL | Submitted by: Crazy Quagga
"They'll call and giggle and the dispatcher will say something like, 'I know where you are,' and the kids will say, 'No you don't,"' Brimhall said.
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Aug-2007 16:09
One day one of the little bastages will really need help, and get a busy signal, poetic justice.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 16:33
Cops should have shot the boys' father. The kids claimed he was shot anyways, so why not make it worthwhile driving out there? ................ Last week, three Pleasant View boys -- two 9-year-olds and a 7-year-old -- used an unsubscribed phones to call 911 and falsely reported that the father of one of the boys had been shot by a neighbor. Nine police officers, a medical crew and a fire crew responded.
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 17:17
"911 what is your emergency?" "...Uh...giggle giggle, is your refrigerator running?" "What? Is my refrigerator running" "Yeah, giggle, snort, giggle, is your refrigerator running?" "You'd better go catch it then asshole! Giggle, snort, giggle."
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 17:48
Another reason to get your little bastard a cell phone. He'll need one in his/her cell.
From: davidicke
[David Icke]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 18:06
What a great idea. This could make some headlines! The next time you find a cell phone in a bar, just take some peanuts from the table, go to the bathroom, dial emergency, put the phone on the floor, and step on the peanuts while screaming OH GOD. OH GOD. FUCK, BIG LOUIE! NO! NO, NOT MY LEGS! OH, GOD, I'LL GET THE MONEY, I SWEAR! OH JESUS! Then just leave the phone there... for the next guy to pick up. You might not only smell bacon, eventually... you could be privileged enough to sample some lovely pork chops.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 18:48
Kids. Can't reason with 'em, can't grind 'em up and stuff them into sausage casing and sell 'em for $2.99 a pound. Gotta love 'em.
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 06:13
"Kids. Can't reason with 'em, can't grind 'em up and stuff them into sausage casing and sell 'em for $2.99 a pound." That sounds like a great idea, any suggestions for seasonings?
From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 22-Aug-2007 06:48
davidicke, that is funny. Reminds me of the time my husband's alma mater called looking for donations. For the 9000th time, after being told (by him) he was not intrested in contributing. And always I was the one who was home to get this call. Finally, I engaged the caller in conversation, and rambled on about how my husband WASN'T home just then, in fact, he wasn't going to be home because he LEFT ME to FUCK his secretary, and what could she do about that? And these two kids? Huh?? They never called back after this.
From: kdp
[Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 07:03
Well done, ladyjane. How about some other "fun with callers" stories? When I lived in Minneapolis, I'd get calls from the singles matching company in town. After having told them umpteen times that I wasn't interested and to please remove my name and number from their call list, I finally asked them if they had any 13 to 15 year old girls available. They quit calling after that. Another caller was Sears siding sales, who would call my residence in Pittsburg. At the time I rented in a condominium block. Again, after telling the caller that the number was in a condo block and they should take it off their list, I finally told them to send out a guy to evaluate the place. The representative came out, took one look and left. And the calls stopped.
From: funknutz
[yes, that FunkNutz]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 08:58
The only solution to this problem is to keep a record of which areas the calls are coming from and don't respond to cellphone-911 calls from the areas where the prank calls are coming from. Collective punishment at its finest. Just advertise the fuck out of this new 'plan' and residents would ensure that no little asshole kids are pranking 911 anymore. Nobody wants to be in the position where they need 911 assistance and can't get it because some kids fuct it up for everyone.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 09:15
Prank calls.....I love to get them......especially the obscene ones. I like to play with them, get them all worked up, get them all hot and bothered....then tell them I am a pre-surgery transsexual and offer to move the dick aside for them, if they want.
From: vomit
[Vomit]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 09:30
"the dispatcher will say something like, 'I know where you are,' and the kids will say, 'No you don't," Ummm yes they do
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 10:17
From: vomit [Vomit] Date: 22-Aug-2007 09:30 "the dispatcher will say something like, 'I know where you are,' and the kids will say, 'No you don't," Ummm yes they do -------------------- Ummm, no they don't....read the story......
From: ehob [Peter]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 11:49
Annoying phone calls make my day in ways that you wouldn't believe. I love getting annoying phone calls. There is absolutely nothing the caller can do so long as they call me and not me calling them. I have made grown women cry and grown give up. I hate the fucking things with a passion. One of the better ones was when I kept getting calls from a call center and after several times calling the refusal number asking them to stop calling I gave up being nice. Remember the movie Kill Bill? Not the dick-shit that posts here. The scene where the Jap broad loses it entirely and chops the guy's head off and then immediately starts talking normally? Do that to an answering machine telling them you are going to hunt the bastards down and kill their children after you rape them and gut their mother like a pig etc, etc and yelling as loud as you can. Then, saying quite normally and sanely that every time you get a call from them they will get a message like this for some poor fuck to listen to. Works like a charm. Especially when the phone provider informs me that although what I said wasn't very nice, but since they call me at their own risk, too fucking bad. I had one dumb bitch crying so badly her boss picked up the call to give me shit. All I said was that I know where his kids go to school and if I'm wrong I'll find out. The gutless shit hung up. Don't even think of trying a survey on me. Jesus I really hate nuisance calls.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 14:20
When I was a kid I had a paper route. One of the customers was this resurant where no one was around, but there was a payphone (yes I know I have just aged myself). Well my friend and I thought we were so smart, we would call the operator and just say stupid ass obscene things to her. This went on week after week. Well one day the operator answered my friend and I started and she blared an air horn or something into the phone. DAYUM! I never did that again.
From: vomit
[Vomit]
Date: 23-Aug-2007 09:16
Ciaochowbella with cellphones they have a pretty damn good idea. In most cities they can work it out to within a few hundred metres just by checking which cellphone tower the call is routed through. If they can use triangulation they can narrow it down even more.
Updated: 27-Aug-2007 13:50
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