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Naked Lady Hammer Attack
KCCI | Submitted by: TeratoMarty
"Officers went upstairs to a bedroom and found Delfrano, who was naked and armed with a hammer."
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From: lesscalina [boobalina]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 15:40
Satin Delfrano was arrested on Sunday. Satin?! Who was she assaulting? I bet it was those bitches Silk, Taffeta and Chiffon. Oh, wait a minute, maybe it's a typo and they meant Satan...
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Aug-2007 16:11
Holy shit she's fugly. Probably could scare shit off of used toilet paper. I so do not want to see her naked, my cock would shrivel up and squeal for mercy.
From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 18:34
she isnt the same naked satin that was walking down the road some weeks back looking for her bady is she?
From: barbarossa58 [Phallus Maximus]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 22:56
The Des Moines Register articles stated that she is a lesbian. Bulldyke would be more appropriate.
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 06:55
Nah, Redbeard, bull dykes have short haircuts; it's their identifying plumage. This one probably thinks of herself as a femme, a pretty princess, they just didn't give her time to put on her 8 pounds of makeup before they took the mugshot. Cops are so inconsiderate like that.
From: guitarded [Jimi Vaughan]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 07:46
Gonna need a lotta lipstick to make this pig fly.
From: angrywhiteman [your mama]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 08:03
I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole (mine that is) Take that hammer to her like Bugs does Pete Puma!
From: funknutz
[yes, that FunkNutz]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 08:51
There were three other women there, chances are that one of them had a camera; I'll be watching out on LiveLeak & YouTube for the video. Please Dog, let there be a video...
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 09:32
From: shanon [shanon] Date: 21-Aug-2007 18:34 she isnt the same naked satin that was walking down the road some weeks back looking for her bady is she? ------------------------------ Looking for her what? Quick posting lesson.....at the bottom of the message box are two little circles with "Check spelling?" written beside them. Click 'yes' then click 'preview'. Scroll up the page to check your message for misspellings. The misspelled words are in red. If you hover your cursor over the red words, alternate spelling are shown. You may then go back to your message and correct any accidentally misspelled words. If you are still unsure, click 'preview' again. The spell check can be used repeatedly. Rotten makes it easy for bad spellers. Unfortunately, they don't have punctuation or syntax check......a lot of Rottentots could use those.
From: stevetardo
[stevetardo]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 10:47
I think she used to be a man. If not, then she wanted to be one. Damn, I bet she was even uglier naked. A lot of people don't like cops, but cops are the guys who have to deal with naked people when nobody else will. When I was in high school and would bang anything that was female and willing, I always thought I would screw almost any woman - that there were very few that I wouldn't. I've learned A LOT in the last 30 years; especially the fact that thinking you'll screw anything is an easy idea when you're getting nothing but high school tail. When we get a lot older, many of us get a lot less ummmm attractive, including me. My face could make a freight train take a dirt road (thanks to whoever said that first).
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 14:26
From: stevetardo [stevetardo] Date: 22-Aug-2007 10:47 I think she used to be a man. If not, then she wanted to be one. Damn, I bet she was even uglier naked. A lot of people don't like cops, but cops are the guys who have to deal with naked people when nobody else will. When I was in high school and would bang anything that was female and willing, I always thought I would screw almost any woman - that there were very few that I wouldn't. I've learned A LOT in the last 30 years; especially the fact that thinking you'll screw anything is an easy idea when you're getting nothing but high school tail. When we get a lot older, many of us get a lot less ummmm attractive, including me. My face could make a freight train take a dirt road (thanks to whoever said that first). ----------------------------------------- Steve, I dunno know about that. I think a lot of men get a helluva lot hotter as they age. Personally I have always found men in their mid 40's-50's EXTREMELY hot. Guys in their 20's and early 30's are still usually trying to grow chest hair and clear up their acne.
From: stevetardo
[stevetardo]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 15:09
Steve, I dunno know about that. I think a lot of men get a helluva lot hotter as they age. Personally I have always found men in their mid 40's-50's EXTREMELY hot. *********************** I just turned 50, so I should be about right! Actually, people can age well, it's just that Satin here hasn't or doesn't give a damn one way or the other. Then again, anyone who would stand around naked with a hammer in their hand probably isn't too concerned about their appearance....
From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 19:32
you know what fuck you bella, im sure you understand that and understand the question i poised in my remark.weeks ago a story was posted about a woman who was walking naked on the highway, freeway, roadway.now i remember what it was. a naked woman was taking her baby to saton.i have enough to do in my life then to get through to you how i dont give a shit about my spelling or how you can see my point and be critical.why dont you let one of your dogs eat your pussy or eat my shit! fuck you!you yappy fucking spell check police muther fucker!
From: barghest [buck fush]
Date: 27-Aug-2007 10:53
"So, nobody's got any pics of a naked chick with a hammer?" Or has the initiative to take one real quick. I weep for the death of the Puritan work ethic. Worried about your identity? That's what leather cat masks are for.
Updated: 27-Aug-2007 13:50
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