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Hosed at the Topless Carwash
Canoe | Submitted by: ZebraBob
"Young women held up signs along a parkway advertising the car wash on Sunday and telling the drivers where to go. But hidden behind a big blue tarp..."
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From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 15:23
man, i'd have a shitfit if the Village People ended up doing my car instead of some impossibly good-looking women 
From: yeastinfection [yummy]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 16:55
get in there, real deep like..........that's it boy..
From: 69rotten69 [oh yeah]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 18:07
I'd let a 350 pound transvestite wash my car for $5. Hey, a bargain is a bargain.
From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 19:08
does anyone really think that women are that cheap they would do it for 5 dollars?
From: ballsosteel [and not even male!]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 19:52
I don't see any Bait and Switch. Sounds good to me! I get tired of this "man's world" where everything has to have tits and legs up to its neck. Damn. As any female on here can tell you: Every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I see tits. Big Frickin Deal. Bring on more beefcake! This world needs more equalizing!
From: kdp
[Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 06:11
Saw the video on the local news. I would have demanded my money back and then gone down the street where the nubile little girls from the high school were holding their wash.
From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 22-Aug-2007 06:53
Yeah, I'd pretty much go for this. Firemen are seriously hot. I wish my fire department would do this; I'd bring my car through several times. Common sense would tell you that it's not going to be topless WOMEN washing the cars in public.
From: funknutz
[yes, that FunkNutz]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 08:46
I agree with 69rotten69, $5 for getting my car washed is a bargain. I would be kinda choked that it was topless dudes, but I admire the girls' creativity in drumming up business for their cause.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 09:36
But hidden behind a big blue tarp, it was shirtless male firefighters who were washing the cars. --------------------------------- I do not see a problem. What this world needs is more well-built, soapy, shirtless men doing good deeds....like being well-built and soapy and shirtless all at once. Aw sukie sukie now!
From: stevetardo
[stevetardo]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 11:06
I will usually spend a few bucks on the frequent high school cheerleader car washes around here. What I always love is how a few of the girls apparently don't have parents to tell them that they're dressing like half-naked sluts and thank god they don't! In this case though, I think the joke is worth $5. From a straight male's point of view, I wouldn't be pissed off about shirtless guys unless one of them was fat like me (or worse!). I don't want to see some guy's man cans shaking around while washing my car. Yuck.......
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 13:41
Not to ruin you womens dreams of what topless firefighters washing your car would look like, much like women ruin mens dreams, i feel it neccasary to mention i saw this story on the news. The chics advertising it had signs in front of there chests making them look topless and then off course they showed the firefighters washing the cars. The firefighters were decent looking i guess but they made sure to end the segment showing a really really fat firefighter wearing suspenders with blubber drooping around, washing a cars front bumper. Now since ive had the flu the last three days and feel miserable, i feel the need to make the ladies on rotten even more miserable. Firefighters like most people, suck or at least the majority of them. WHen you are flicking it at night imaginig topless firemen washing cars, or pretendng your husband or lover is a fireman, remember one thing, Firemen (ecspecially volenteer) typically come in two breeds. Your first breed is the mustached 40 years old plus beer gut firefighter. He is usually seen in his trusty dark blue fire department shirt, nascar hat, smoking a cigarette adn drinks shlitz or miller light. He is fluent in nascar conversations, fishing lingo, and calls his wife the old lady. He smells like old chili and eats hot pockets. He usually hates kids cause they make fun of the way he waddles when he runs when he plays softball. The second is the marine looking young firefighter whose hobbys include driving his pickup real fast, bar hopping in his pickup real fast, and bragging how fast or drunk he can drive casue he knows all the cops. He is frequently seen in bars urging wiener kids such as myself to pee on starbucks buildings or buy the next round of shots. They tend to have jobs at the home depot or install pools and can frequently be seen telling someone they are a hero even though they were in high shcool during 9/11 and only put out car fires.  Of course these were just two breeds. like any other profession, volenteer or not, ther are many varibles, these are just the most common. Thank you for your time and ladies, have a nice night.
From: motherearthblues [Marilyn the Magnificent]
Date: 23-Aug-2007 07:42
Methinks a few of the males on here are a wee bit jealous when it comes to the ladies getting all hot and bothered over sexy firefighters. You can dish it out, but you can't take it when the tables are turned, eh? Well, get used to it. I'm betting that within ten years from now- pictures of hot naked firefighters, construction workers, and other buff alpha males- and I do mean naked and not just topless- will be almost as prevalent as pics of the ladies. Us girls will finally get to see all the goodies that the male establishment has kept from us due to those old insecurities about not measuring up. It's obvious that women want access to those visuals and now they have the power and freedom to get them. I love this article. Too, too funny.
Updated: 27-Aug-2007 13:50
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