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Feds' Porn Ultimatum
New York Post | Submitted by: pants
"Ron Jeremy, Jenna Jameson -- get ready to stand and be counted."
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From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 14:09

Sounds wonderful.

It's about fucking time.

Now those cunt bastards at bang-bus will have to be legit,
instead of preying on poor, naive teenagers.

From: acrimony [Room Dz-015]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 14:39

About time they regulated this stuff. I have no problem with this at all. Reading the blurb I thought it was some kind of oppressive prude crackdown--man was I wrong. No more exploitation FTW.

From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 14:53

Hmmm...in a country where someone can take a picture of themselves naked in front of a mirror the day before their 18th birthday can be charged with producing and possessing child pornography, this does reek of a bullshit paperpushing kind of law...betcha that Excel is behind it and comes out with a special Porno Producer SPREAD Sheet Edition!

From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 14:53

Just what in FUCK does pornography have to do with a nasty murder from over 25 years ago? Why should everyone be harassed because of it?

Fuck Adam Walsh's headless body with John Walsh's severed dick.

From: biffbaggo [Tripping the Biff]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 14:55

This is what they plan to use to destroy the porn industry.

From: fatjuicymaggots [For Lunch]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 14:58

Sounds like the closet queens of the Bush administration are bored again.

From: sp00k
Date: 21-Aug-2007 15:00



Their first bust. This under age actor starred in over 14 Tijuana porn films.

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 15:18

LOL sPOOk

From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 15:19

just more rights down the drain. Amerika won't be free for long. can you say comrade?

From: mrblazed [mrblazed]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 15:29

Papers please!
We also need all citizens to register there thumbprints in a federal database and DNA samples at birth, oh wait they aready been doin that secretly for decades

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 15:33

register this!

From: crnkybitch [cranky bitch]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 15:37

...keep photos, stage names, professional names, maiden names, aliases, nicknames and ages on file for the inspection of the department's Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section.....

there are 500,000 Web sites, 200 DVD
producers and 5,000 businesses nationwide that would be subject to the
new rule.

+++

Yay! Just what we need more special departments, more rules, more
regulations, more files, more names. Yay! for bureaucracy.

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 15:53

save me

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 15:55

Save her from what?

That little dick?

From: killbilll [IFuckedMyMomInHerFatAss]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 16:05

I love hardcore gay porn, especially when they involve hairy french women sucking on a horse cock. It makes me hot. vivelefrance!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Aug-2007 16:14

Can I get a copy of the list? You know, for research purposes?

From: cdntruthseer [look past the propaganda]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 16:29

repeat after me...

sex is bad... mmmkay...

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 17:08

wow..as bad as exploitation is..I see this as MORE STRONG ARM Government bullshit. They are going after the porn industry..WHY would the US government need Ron Jeremy's info..(he is by now a little past the danger here isn't he?)..There are other ways ...WITHOUT trampling the Constitution to abuse a segment of citizens rights. Sounds like the .ucking Gonzales Ashcroft Bush Religious Right "values"...shit...Sounds like if you are nekked you are Guilty UNTIL registered innocent...

From: thefoolish1 [Foolio]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 17:17

I thot they did that already, all porn nowadays says all actors are over 18 and they have documentation to prove it on file, is the Gov behind the ball on this one? Damn you Hillary Clinton, Get some fucking Dick already, and I dont mean that limp guy you are married to.

From: bumpinthenight [BumpInTheNight]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 17:30

Damnit, now I gotta be on a damned list.

What are they going to call it? Facialbook.com?

From: bukweat [otay]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 17:31

The government will take my porn when they pry my cold, dead hands
from my dick.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 17:41

..so if your boyfriend/partner/spouse/(you fill it in here)..takes "sex" photos/videos of you/both of you for "use" later..does that mean that Millions more people MUST register...What is a "porn star".. :) Can you sell your tapes then?..

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 17:53

norace... to be a pornstar, you'd have to generate revenue
from the movies\pics\action figures. Simply taking the pic
or shooting the movie won't do it.

Still... if you are hot enough to generate revenue... I'll
take a copy of NoRace Does Dallas... alrighty?

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 17:54

"The government will take my porn when they pry my cold, dead hands
from my dick. "

I laughed on that one, even after the second read.

From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 17:57

I thought Ron Jeremy was always ready to stand!

From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 18:01

From: killbill

I love hardcore gay porn, especially when they involve hairy french women sucking on a horse cock. It makes me hot. vivelefrance!
_____________________________________________________________
It's about time you came out, Bill.

From: cainmarko666 [cain marko]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 18:29

Pornography is in the loin of the beholder.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 19:09

..sorry TSS..but that's just...... icky.... :)

From: cmg1010 [Jeffey]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 20:14

I want to fuck her in the butt!

From: assgasms [A$$gasms]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 20:48

Anybody think Ron Jeremy or Jenna Jameson is under 18?

'Recordkeeping' laws are shifting the burden of proof to,
and the presumption of innocence from, the porn producers.

If Al-ber-to Gonzales thinks someone's makin' kiddieporn,
go ahead and charge them. If there's any doubt, a smart
producer would have documentary backup as a CYA.
If not, let a jury decide. Hell, you can even have strict
liability: Underage kid? Go to jail, even if there's forged docs.

But yeah, it's a backhanded way to stamp out the industry altogether.
Certainly not the 'least restrictive' way to serve the 'purported' goal.

From: bgolds
Date: 21-Aug-2007 21:22

I think whomever killed Adam Walsh should have to submit their name to the database of 'Federal Walsh Killers'. Doesn't that make more sense?


How many crimes has Ron Jeremy committed lately, anyway?



...Yeah, BESIDES sodomy!

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 21:59

..didn't this kind of new crap law hit our very own rotten.com?....like "fuck of the month"?...

From: colton [Colton]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 22:28

If you thought the million man march on Washington was bad - wait until 100 million screaming horny men march on Washington demanding their porn back...

or access to the congressional hookers.

From: lexdysic [John Soames]
Date: 21-Aug-2007 22:28

Free porn for federal employees.
"Lets see, where did I put that file......Miss Monica Dribblesnatch, would you please cum into my office".

Pretty ironic about the underage porn in the courts.
“Bailiff, please freeze the video right now, yes, yes that's it, yes, now forward advance in slow motion, no no no, too fast, go back”.
Judge: “I think we need to get the victim to testify exactly what she was feeling, being so young and having been forced to have her head shoved down onto the defendants cock...”
“Bailiff, please put the evidence bag of My Little Pony underpants in front of me”.

And in other news:

Man gets 30 years for smoking a joint while enjoying sunset on local beach cliff.

Local churches allowed to harbor illegal aliens for 12 months. Priest allowed furlough to attend summer boys camp with anchor child.

Underage drinker kills family of 4, gets 6 months probation.

Gang of 7-13 to 15 year olds kills occupants of convalescent hospital in rooms 13, 24,69 and 100. Released OR to local Mexican Mafia parents.

President Hillary Cliton pardons Osama Benhiden.

Atlanta Falcons change team name to Atlanta Pit Bulls.

Man in local market machete massacre released on own recognizance.

World Breaking News:

Muslims give up Allah. Convert to religion where surgically removed Camel cocks filled with cyanide are used for gay ass thrusting.

From: insineratehymn [Spontaneous Christian Combustion]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 00:10

Our government should be figuring out a way to get us out of Iraq and shrink the federal deficit -- instead of chasing people who make fuck flicks.


Of course this is christian hypocrite America, where scapegoats are made to order.


Fuck the government, fuck christianity, and fuck George W Bush!

From: bigred2002 [big red]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 00:20

Damn, looks like Ill have to clean out my closet of all my home made tapes.


Funny how in this country you can make a porn video at 18 but cant rent a car until 25. Or how you can fight war and die for your country at 18 but cant drink until 21.

Before you know it, doing porn will be like applying for a real job. Only good wholesome people without an arrest record are allowed to cum on someones daughter while choking them.

From: cdntruthseer [look past the propaganda]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 03:50

Well, thinking back, before 911, John Ashcroft was well on the way towards targeting sex as a priority for this administration to "fix". You guys will have to get your porn from Canada or Europe soon. After that, it'll be Hollywood in general where some sort of law will passed that Hollywood can only make Bible Story movies. Yeah, that'll be a cool world.

Oh and Ron Jeremy is way under 18, I would think. It's big but I doubt he has 18 inches.

My take on it is, your goverement is well on the way to having tracking chips put into everyone's peepees. They want to turn you into pleasureless robot slaves to the corporation.

You guys gonna stand for this?

From: bigred2002 [big red]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 04:18

The Brits are worse off than we are. They have cameras looking at their every move and have someone yelling at them through a speaker. Plus they have that annoying accent.

Id hate to see American throw more of a fit over porn than over our "government".

From: kolrobi [ king of all detergent]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 04:42

now, now... if spun in the proper direction, one could make alot of bank off such a prospect...
what would be the difference if one were to start an "adult film" company, and then "hire" folks for them, and, since they are "employees" and the company would have to "screen" them, they should have to pay an upfront "processing fee", you follow?
then, simply tape the act in question, copy it for "copyright purposes", distribute and profit from said video, and send a "paycheck" (for less then the cost of the processing fee)back to the "employee" and, voila, corporate prostitution, in a "safe, legal" way.
yeah! i'm gonna be a porno star!

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 06:17

look at that face

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 06:29

illegal vagina, like this one........


..........should, by law, be locked up in a barren dark cell where no man can see her untill the day she can be inseminated sans prosecution.

The moment I clicked that GodDamn image, my nutsack started to bubble like a giant cauldron..........

.........I had to tell my Co-Workers the sound was probably coming from the Coffee Maker

From: ladyjanegrey
Date: 22-Aug-2007 06:38

I like the caption under Jenna's pic: "Part of the head count."

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 06:45

if only the Feds had moved sooner to save this once virginal dame

it's just wrong

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 07:53

These pornophobes can smoke my pole. It reminds me of the Marvel universe story arc where all of the superheroes were supposed to line up and register their names, powers and secret identities. Be strong, Ron, you're our Captain America!

From: funknutz [yes, that FunkNutz]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 08:42

Damn.

Have they run out of distractions for the American Xtian-right already? They have to put pornographers under even more government scrutiny than they already have to deal with. They already have to document every person even in the vicinity of where the film/webcam/photo shoot is taking place.
Didn't the example of Traci Lords ensure that no 15yr olds are going to be fucked on film and the footage sold world-wide?

They're fucking up America's greatest export.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 09:49

Crack down on porn because it kills so many people every year.....because sex is evil.....especially with the lights on.....and all your clothes off.....and with more than one person.....and with brown people......and if women enjoy it....and if women enjoy other women....and if men enjoy other men....can't you see? We need less porn, more violence.

Kill the pornographers.

<sarcasm off>

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 12:33

Just another way for BIG BROTHER to stick their
noses up more peoples asses and make a few
$billion doing it. There is NO privacy left
already for any American. In 20 years they
will know who granny was f*cking in middle
school. I need a new ID.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 12:34

This is nonsense. More civil liberties being taken away by big government. Is there somewhere we can register a protest to this "1984" bullshit?

Although, I have to say ron jerremy is beyond ugly; in fact I can't think of a word to describe how unattractive..double yuck.

From: teratomarty [Self-made man]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 12:42

Male stars for straight porn aren't supposed to be attractive, my dear. They're supposed to be so ugly that the guys watching the porn don't have to worry about whether it's gay to watch another man having sex. Also so that the average male can fantasize "if that ugly little runt can get the blonde with the huge bazooms, why not me?" Any male star of straight porn who even approaches average good looks is forced by the porno producers to grow a weedy little moustache and beard.

From: dennisisevil [Dennis]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 14:16

Fuck John Walsh with the maggot ridden dick of his dead kid. Maybe if old Johnboy was watching his own son instead of hoping the neighbor's will watch his little loin larva little Adam wouldn'thave got kidnapped and murdered. Seriously how do you lose kids? A few of my friends are parents themselves and never let their kids more than five feet from their sight.

Why? because that's what responsible parents do instead of making sure the government, their neighbors, or now the internet is supposed to be babysitting them.

From: absintheredux [Green Death]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 14:55

As I have stated before: *never* trust any law named after someone.

And I mean *any* and *all*!

From: bigred2002 [big red]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 14:58

Male stars for straight porn aren't supposed to be attractive, my dear. They're supposed to be so ugly that the guys watching the porn don't have to worry about whether it's gay to watch another man having sex.


-------------------------------


See this backfires against straight men. This type of porn with fugly men in it, makes women who arent blind want to watch lezzy porn. Then eventually, we stop sleeping with you altogether. But I guess most straight men wont care cause they love some good lezzies anyway as long as they get to watch right?

Besides, Jenna Jameson is turning hella ugly with all the weight shes lost. She was so fuckable with more weight on her, now shes just another stick celeb. I like me women with weight on em.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 15:21

Thanks marty & bigred; very salient points. Now I know why I don't like straight porn. Ugh, ugh, ugly!

Marty, I just visited your home country last August; I LOVED it and want to return to Moscow & St Petersberg. Took a river cruise from Moscow to St Petersberg. It was awesome, one of my most favorite overseas trips.

Where did you live?

From: aeon [aeon]
Date: 22-Aug-2007 23:58

OMG OH NOES MY PRECIOUS PORNOGRAPHY THEY'RE GONNA TAKE IT ALL AWAY FROM MEEEE

burp don't care

From: motherearthblues [Marilyn the Magnificent]
Date: 23-Aug-2007 07:51

I like the idea. I bet most of these porn people don't report income and never pay taxes. I hate deadbeats ( no pun intended).

BTW- that pic of Jenna was not too good.

From: kragnorak [Schizoid Anachronism]
Date: 24-Aug-2007 07:16

Nice to see that Rotten has it's share of assholes who are happy to see rights taken away as long as it doesn't affect them personally. Amerikan politicians are doing a great job of applying Hitler's theory that people will happily give away freedoms as long as they think it will protect children.

So, anyone else here cracking up that we might see a p0rno Civil War like Mark Millar concocted for Marvel? Registration vs. anti-registration porn stars turning each other in and cockblocking each other! WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?! Starring Tony Starknaked the Ironhard Man vs. Captain Amerika!

From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 25-Aug-2007 04:55





How awful.......send in the SWAT team!

From: barghest [buck fush]
Date: 28-Aug-2007 07:31

"See this backfires against straight men. This type of porn with fugly men in it, makes women who arent blind want to watch lezzy porn. Then eventually, we stop sleeping with you altogether."

Too late--already happened to me. It wasn't porn, though. It was because all the women in town figured out they could get presents and favors from me without giving up the pussy. Now I'm screwed--or, in fact, anything but screwed. One chick who is six months pregnant wanted to get an apartment with me. Like I would live in a place with a newborn that isn't mine, and a bitch that won't fuck me. Hell with that.

Come on, God, where's that cancer that's going to kill me, already?

From: uppitynegro [Uppity Negro]
Date: 29-Aug-2007 12:33



If she (Jenna Jamison?) likes it Dodgey style and I promise to learn to be a Dodge aficionado (They're actually ok trucks) would that increase the probability her and I going for a ride?

Not certain I get this ...

UN

From: uppitynegro [Uppity Negro]
Date: 29-Aug-2007 12:42



CORONA
Christmas tree ornamentation
A young male lives in that house but not her.

The basketball stand is just visible and she is leaving. The young male wouldn't leave his computer to play basketball with her so she's leaving. Probably going to be back in a small bikini to ask him to swim in his pool since her family doesn't have a pool.

Updated: 29-Aug-2007 12:42
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