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R.I.P. Klutzo
Springfield State Journal-Register | Submitted by: Flossy666
"Accused sex offender A. Paul Carlock, who performed for children as Klutzo the Clown, died Friday morning at St. John's Hospital after struggling with Sangamon County jailers." ... Also: Totally Naked, Get a room!
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From: bungmunch [muncher of bung]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 15:41
We had a clown for my kid's party once. what a creepy fucker. never again
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 15:42
This is the way it's supposed to work in prison. Good job, well done.
From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 15:49
amerika, land of the miserable clowns
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 15:52
Fucking clowns, good riddance to the clown fag boy.
From: cageyb [Russian Secret Service]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 16:05
I would have tasered his nuts...
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 16:31
"when his condition became more serious, jail officials asked the ambulance to respond faster..Let's listen in on the actual conversation via the police radio:(SC) "Uh.. Med Unit 9, Over... (MU9)"This is Med Unit 9 , Go ahead SANGAMON County... (SC)"Uhh Med Unit 9 , be advised that the prisoner's condition is worsening, so skip picking up my dry cleaning and just hit the Burger King on the way in...(MU9) "Roger that Sangamon .. this is Med Unit 9, Responding Code 3..ETA 2 hours..over and out
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 16:34
Hey, it's a two-fer! Dead sex offender AND clown! Plus, the tax-payers save money on incarceration costs. All in all, a win-win situation. Except, of course, for the dead pervo.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 16:39
A dead molester. Well, I'm all sad now. He didn't get to enjoy years of brutal prison assrape.....dang it!
From: darkwolf [the Wolf with the nasty bite]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 16:47
awwwwww Bo Bo got a Boo Boo are we going to have a load of clowns leaping out of a little hearse?
From: sp00k
Date: 20-Nov-2007 16:47
The report indicates correctional officers were trying to get the 57-year-old Carlock ready to go St. John's to be checked because of recent erratic behavior. --------------------- What did they think? He's a goddamn clown.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 16:59
from anohter previous rotten article about a perverted clown named silly who liked dressing up kids but close enough so i ll repost it.  Being a clown must be a tough job. I had to go to my girlfriends five year old neices birthday party at "the little gym" last saterday and stood behind glass with parents as tehy watched there kids play on the gym mats and such. The little girl really likes me and said my name non stop and kept peeking at me while playing. She said "mike" not "sirbutlust" which i guess is good. I had to go into the room cause seh requested it as seh wanted me to see her throw the ball or something. She didnt tell me this but made my girlfriend tell me this, she doestn really talk to me cause she gets nervous. I spent one night making a play doh figure of a balding buisness suit man and she barely noticed it and it was freaking awesome, i got pictures took of it but i havent been sent them yet, it was real good playdoh art but im afraid a non artistic family member of hers impressed her more with play doh poop. How uncreative. ANyhow, I walked into the room and the stale smell of fabreeze, sanitizer, and kids hit me like a thick fog that caused me to tremble in my shoes that apparently your not allowed to wear in that room. There were a ton of kids in front of me, crappy music playing from a radio to the right, and a bunch of parents behind me. Im afraid to hang around kids cause im single and male so people may assume im a child molester cause why else would you want to hang around kids unless there yours. The kids voices were loud and i noticed the employees playing with the kids and were showing emotion and stuff like that. I immedialty got freaked out and walked back out into the other room. I then watched the employees some more talk to the kids and converse with them, and it really scared the hell out of me and i contemplated which would i choose for a job, climbing builidngs or washing sky scraper windows or working with kids. It was very frightning. Then i had pizza and all the kids got apple juice and all i got was pepsi and i wanted applejuice and i was going to trade with some kid but i was afraid of his mother. then there was this kid who looked like the older brother on "home alone" but he was 5 or 6 and didnt have the snaggle tooth thing nad he yelled at his mom that he wanted soda. He seemed like a real bully and i wanted to hit him. I think hes related to my girlfreinds sister in law so i had to lay off. Then i noticed there was no heatlthy food options and only junk food and no one was recycling there pepsi cans and felt that showed a bad example and i was very upset. I then left and went to the little girls house with other people. I then brainstormed how i could work with kids if i was ever forced. Id have to be some kind of hamburgler type character who is masked and doestn talk but maybe honks a horn. ITs important i dont talk cause when i was 21 two chics i knew said i could be cute if i didnt talk or laugh (i laughed like beavis a little back then but have recovered) so i figure i should do the same with kids. I fantazied at the party of cutting all the kids long strings hodling the balloons so they cant reach them. that would be a good gimick. I also had this great bit of throwing junk in this kids toy baby stoller any time they turned there back. good stuff. I also like to tell kids i bet they cant find whatever toy i happen to be holidng nad then chuck it. I saw they did this in that "knocked up" movie but i cant remember if he tried unsuccessfully like me to get them to drop it going "drop it drop it". So overall kids are okay but we freak each other out. I could never be a clown unless its a evil clown. Perhaps some day i will have kids and we can spend time sitting across from eahc other at the table staring at each other trying to think of someting interesting to say. Maybe its true your kids are mini versions of you. As of this moment i decided not to have kids. My next rambling uninteresting post will be called "sirbutlust gets a vasectamy"
From: garmonbozia
Date: 20-Nov-2007 17:26
No more clownin' around overseas for that guy. Hey... could've been worse... http://www.debased.com/content/movies/f/feast-of-fools.html
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 17:29
Just like drug companies tell doctors the drugs are safe, suppliers tell cops tasers are safe. Since no one else has studied these things in great detail, who should know better, right? Insofar as the kiddie sex tourista clown is concerned, he may have been sent the wrong way, but he did manage to get to Hell.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 17:30
clown goes down-tazer wasnt set to stun, jim
From: dogsbody [nobody]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 17:50
What the hell was the name of the clown on the Howdy Doody Show, couldn't speak and honked his horn all the time. Buffalo Bob was his bitch. Ahh the good old days.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 17:55
II,, want you tO Know sirbutlust.. That nOt oNNly do I enjoYY your posts ..I also am TRyinggg to IPMrove,, my typer SKills ..and want tO BE AS skiLLED aas ypu. cause a lot OF posters DON"T like my styLE..I tthINK i',,,,m IPROVING ever DAY, don't you?..THANs aGAN SBL,,  from NORACE
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 18:20
your typing is okay but it needs more het's or hte's instead of thes. type faster and take cahnces and you can accomplish this. Today i saw a ad for some computer program that lets you talk and types it. So you say computer type and then say waht you want to type and it does it and its faster than typing and supposedly "99% accurate". Perhaps i can get this product. Not only will i post much faster, and instead of capitalization errors and spelling errors my posts will have a lot of "Umm's" peppered throughout. that would be neat.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Nov-2007 19:39
Dead clown kiddie fiddler, now that just makes me feel all warm and gooey all over, think I'll go shower it off though. To think, I was a member of the Bozo fan club, even had a Bozo Button.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 20:16
Brothers in Bozo..How appropriate.(We are around same age, had the same kinda cancer,,and now,,same kinda clown,,).Me too ..Gargoyle..Small Planet, Eh ? I liked the cartoons on the show more than him sometimes,, Great times
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 20:55
Sir butlust has done it again! He writes! He writes too long so one gets bored, that bites! Go to bed Madam Butlust, turn off the lights! Before you get into too many fights! And the Police have to read you your Miranda Rights!
From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 21:20
Thats weird about three weeks ago I remembered Klutzo the Clown for some weird reason not his face or anything like that just the news cool.
From: acidpope33
[lucan]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 22:31
Sirbutlust is my new hero.I agree he should have a warning lable.."Sirbutlust could cause a few side effects;if you are taking any other prescription drugs;you may want to consult your doctor before you continue reading Sirbutlust post.Pregnant women(or those who may become pregnant;should avoid all contact with Sirbutlust post)Although Sirbutlust post in themselves are harmless;they should not be read while under the influence of Narcotis hallucionegens or alcohol..other adverse effects may be Nausea ;constipation;blurry vision;temporery hearing loss;a sudden change in your mood;explosive diarreah and Erectile dysfunction. "Thank you for your time;and heres to Life"..Refreshments.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 03:51
Sitbutlust is a misunderstood genius and I want him to have my baby.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 04:02
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 21-Nov-2007 03:51 Sitbutlust is a misunderstood genius and I want him to have my baby. -------------- How do you plan on knocking up a dude? If you have the secret, let me know; I might reconsider motherhood then.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 04:06
The girl thinks blacks are just as smart as whites. No wonder she thinks sbl is a genius. Too bad this clown is a sex offender. If he were 'just' a murderer, robber, or burglar... people would be all pissed about the 'pigs' being to rough. Oh well. Who cares? Fuck I don't. If he weren't a clown, maybe...
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 04:47
Count me as another who is not on the sirbutlust fansite. Brevity is the soul of wit as poetry is the essence of prose. Now, yer studgerbil, he was a misunderstood genius whose engorged member I would gladly fondle until rivulets of Christmas-y tinsel spewed forth. Too bad he left after his 5000th post.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 04:57
Hue, when I was a young one, my gog ate stuff off the Christmas tree, took a shit, yet still had a tinsel hanging from his ass for a day. Wiat nevermind; I am talking about what I had done. Guys LOVED it.
From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 05:18
Christian + Clown + Children + Philippines = I wonder what tipped them off he was a kiddy diddler?
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 05:33
From: doesshe [ever shut up, that DS?] Date: 21-Nov-2007 04:02 From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 21-Nov-2007 03:51 Sitbutlust is a misunderstood genius and I want him to have my baby. -------------- How do you plan on knocking up a dude? If you have the secret, let me know; I might reconsider motherhood then. -------------------------- Not quite sure.....it's the glitch I can't seem to get around. As soon as I figure it out, I'll be sure to let you know.
From: doesshe
[ever shut up, that DS?]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 06:08
Not quite sure.....it's the glitch I can't seem to get around. As soon as I figure it out, I'll be sure to let you know. ------------- That's what my last boyfriend said, and I am still waiting 2 years later.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 06:16
Oh, well, there are worse things than being childless.....like having children. Just because you have a uterus, doesn't mean you have to use it to gestate. I keep my keys in mine.....that way I never lose them.
From: bigbertha [Call me Berty]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 06:55
If he's "not in the mood", chuck the remote up there and watch him go Postal. Bastard won't gimme that excuse again ! Game on or not !
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 07:08
Gargy, wouldn't you rather get my keys out for me?
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 08:12
Dead child molesters is a good thing. They ALWAYS re-offend ( prove me wrong )and they never get caught the first time. Priests just get transferred , we had a teacher here who's wife was on the school board , and she had him transferred 3 times whenever he was accused of molesting kids. Her excuse for protecting him ? He only did it when he was drinking , and never remembered it afterwords . He did it at school . (?) She was fired , and someone shot him to death. I don't think the cops tried too hard to find the killer. On of the kids he messed with was a cops kid , another one was the kid of a local Marine recruiter . That was awhile back , but the point is still the same. The house is full of good smells right now. I'm making my world famous ( my small ass world at least ) green chili chicken enchiladas , doing a test taste on my southwestern stuffing ( has a green chili kick , so far everyone likes it)We have turkeys , hams , tamales , chicken , and a bunch of other stuff. The ladies sent me to cook in the small kitchen , they took over the big one , and they are mad about my doing my "taste tests' on their stuff. Today is our Thanksgiving , tomorrow , we do for those in need. Don't forget , kill a molester today , and he/she won't diddle your kid tomorrow . Happy Thanksgiving in advance people. And why has no-one said Thanksgiving-y ?
From: sp00k
Date: 21-Nov-2007 08:33
The correctional officer's report indicates he shot the probes into Carlock's leg from a distance. However, information downloaded from the Taser indicates it was pressed up against Carlock's leg in what's called a "drive stun" and deployed next to the skin. "I think the (correctional officers) sometimes get screwed up on the terminology," Sacco said. -------------------------- All this correctional officer lingo is soooo confusing. From a distance. Up close. I keep getting those two mixed up.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Nov-2007 08:40
And why has no-one said Thanksgiving-y ? =============== You try saying it, it's awkward as hell.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Nov-2007 08:56
Kwanza-y, now that one sucks, all made up and shit. Then there's that stupid juneteenth shit. cinco de mayo y st. paddy y st. andrew y aw fuck me y
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 10:08
From: gargoyle1 Date: 21-Nov-2007 08:56 aw fuck me y ------------------- Okay..... 
From: razorblaze [meh]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 10:41
regarding "get a room" "After being activated, the cameras issue a pre-recorded verbal warning to let people know they are under surveillance, Graham said. Sixty seconds later, they start recording." = 60 seconds the disable the camera.
From: sawgunner [Doug]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 11:22
The guards said he was shot from a distance, but when it was proven he was shot at point blank range they blamed it on an inability to understand the terminology. I wonder if they held a follow-up training class to explain that "shot from a distance" meant from far away.
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 12:11
Hannaka-y,ramadan-y aw,to hell with this. Let me cover all the bases here= Happy Rama-Hana-Kwanzmas! Love to all,ESPECIALLY Bella, Elfy-y
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 12:34
Awww, Elfy, you sweet little twat.....you forgot Yule-y..... Happy Amorphous December Holiday to you too. Christmas-y for sure! 
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 13:23
Bella- thats "twit", not "twat" I daresay. I'll go pre-Christian,& wish you & yours a merry Saturnalia. Gargoyle- u r so darned funny,love to have a beer or 12 w/you. Allow me to add to the list, forgive any repetions: rape-y,stab-y,shoot-y, strangle-y, wood-chipper-y, taser-y, shotgun-y, stovepipe-y, enema-y, killbill-y, drugy-y,Aw..hell,I can't compete, so,,must! get to the! library! Quips are! depending..on!me! Set tasers on! amusement! Spock! you look so! cute in that Santa!hat! Kirk out!& in & out & in & out! Now, I am going to punish myself. Bad,bad,bad! Elfboy! Go to your sister's house, NOW, & be subjected to her lousy cooking. No Rolaids for YOU,young man! Perverted pointy-eared freak. "..and he was heard to say,as he passed from our sight, to all Rotteneers: Have a real Rotten night.."
From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 13:31
St Swithin's Day is when we get our presents. He is my patron saint and the holiday is in the middle of July when the weather is nice and hot.
Updated: 26-Nov-2007 14:49
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