From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 15:40

Hmmmm
82 year old grannies know what makes a man happy.




Home cooking.

From: kuzzy [Kuzzy]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 16:36

So he copped himself a feel of old Mrs Greybush eh? She probably hasnt been felt up like that since her hubby croaked.

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 16:52

How fucking hard up must a guy be before 82 year-old twat even begins to look good?


That said I now await the flood of octogenarian porn bound to follow....

From: darkwolf [the Wolf with the nasty bite]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 16:58

He's lucky he wasn't running around I-95 up here in RI, he'd be a smear across all 4 lanes.

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 17:05

As for the last one,

I thought that's why you buy a SUV, to run over shit like that.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 17:35

Word problem:
How much Jagermeister does it take to make an 82 year old woman hittable?

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 17:40

going up going down up down up down....Just bore a hole in the floor of that elevator car and you got Chinese Basket Trick

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 17:51

he wanted to dry dock it

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 18:30

1. Ewww!

2. Dumbass. The article would have been better if he were roadkill.

3. Just call him Curby. Since when is disorderly conduct a driving
charge? Shouldn't it have been reckless driving or something like
that?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 20-Nov-2007 19:56

Bella, more than I can drink, and I like it.

Maybe if I make it to 110, then 82 year old pussy might look good.

From: docdoober [IHavePnS]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 20:16

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 17:51

he wanted to dry dock it
=====================
Laughing my ass off! Good one. Maybe he just like knocking the dust outa that thing before he gets it. Wonder if he carried a Swiffer with him.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 22:10

Maybe he was so drunk that he thought he was trying to get into her leather handbag. Maybe he thought he felt the plastic covers of a checkbook.

Maybe he's just a waste of air and should be shot.

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 20-Nov-2007 23:21


6 shots of Jager and 3 Thai sticks


1 quart of tequila and 3 grams of cocaine


1 vodka martini, shaken, not stirred.

From: g20fun [chrisinfinity]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 03:16

He had been looking at the calendar with the nekkid 102 year old in it.

Makes an 82 year old look young and hot.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 04:14

Huey, find a chick under 60 and have sex with her. Pay her if necessary.

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 04:52

Wifey is 51. I still have to wait 31 years before she's truly fuckable.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 05:38

Huey, you are truly twisted, sick, perverted and deranged.....

Hug me!

Make sure you grab my ass while you're at it.

From: sp00k
Date: 21-Nov-2007 08:27

Woooo Hooooo. NO Teeth!

From: gargoyle1
Date: 21-Nov-2007 08:42

Gum jobs huh? whoohooo

From: sp00k
Date: 21-Nov-2007 08:46

I'll bet the old bat could suck start a model-T

From: sp00k
Date: 21-Nov-2007 08:57

Nothing like a little gramma gropin

From: huwatng [Hue]
Date: 21-Nov-2007 13:42

Here's a 90 yr old hottie who used to be famous for being scary-looking:


Two quarts of tequila and a pint of raw ether.



A quart of Jack and a dozen 'Zacs.