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Small-Time Inmate Mules Simple Pleasures
St. Petersburg Times | Submitted by: thanatron
"It turns out that Camareno had filled two Happy Birthday! balloons with the contraband and then hid them inside his rectum to smuggle them inside the jail. Once he was booked, Camareno retrieved the balloons and got the goods -- which before consumption were about eight pills, 20 cigarettes, plus the papers and matches."
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From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 27-Oct-2008 21:31
munchkin! do us all a favor! go fuck your self! Right now! with a bunch of balloons filled with nasty stuff!
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 27-Oct-2008 21:42
I wouldn't smoke anything that came out of an ass. Who does this guy think he is?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz7e9RXzkpo&feature=related
From: selmore [dave]
Date: 28-Oct-2008 09:05
 She's sneaking a squash in jail.  Hold the cucumber!
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 28-Oct-2008 11:28
He likes jail so much, he's just keeping the old poot shoot in order for future insertions which prolly won't be pills but pricks.
From: annidez [annidez]
Date: 29-Oct-2008 07:04
Pretty gross storing your entertainment consumables in your ass. I'd give him a little more leeway if he wasn't such a repeat offender. If you can't stand being away from the pills and smokes, don't get arrested. I know it's quite the challenge to follow the basic rules, but it pays off. All I know is I have a fair to middlin job, don't steal or intentionally hurt others, pay my bills, and I don't have to hide my stash in my butt unless I want to.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 29-Oct-2008 14:11
BUBBA: Hey messkin, pull me a carton of smokes out that ass. CAMARENO: Jess daddy, do you want regular or menthol?
Updated: 29-Oct-2008 14:39
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