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BBC | Submitted by: Keya23
"A passenger on a French train had to be rescued by firemen after having his arm sucked down the on-board toilet... The 26-year-old victim was trapped when he tried to fish out his mobile phone, which had fallen into the toilet bowl, and fell foul of the suction system... "He came out on a stretcher, with his hand still jammed in the toilet bowl, which they had to saw clean off."
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From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 27-Oct-2008 21:34
So..........they sawed it clean off, huh? Well, my question is.........(are ya ready for this?) What woulda happened if they had sawed it off DIRTY?? Bet you all thought I was gonna state something OBVIOUS! Ya knew?
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 27-Oct-2008 21:42
should have sawed off the arm. would have been more rotten.
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 27-Oct-2008 23:08
1. Wouldn't the phone be wrecked after being in the "water"? Or is there no "water" in train crappers? 2. How expensive would a phone have to be before you considered trying to fish it out of the crapper?
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 28-Oct-2008 01:06
What about the phone...did he get it? Is it all right?
From: accounts
[CJ]
Date: 28-Oct-2008 01:34
yes please we need an update....did he get the phone? And the last french train I was on dumped the shit on the tracks. Granted it was an over night car. I thought only airplanes sucked shit. It must be one hell of a vac on that train. Have any fat people got sucked down?
From: numbnuts [peckerhead]
Date: 28-Oct-2008 04:55
I bet that was Jean trying to get his supper.
From: bilywtchdrdotcom
[Andy]
Date: 28-Oct-2008 05:47
The cost of this whole ordeal easily out weighs the cost of a new phone. What a jack ass. Unless it was a winning lottery ticket, I'm not sure my arm is going down any toilet.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 28-Oct-2008 06:07
They should bill him for the damages to the train and the time lost, etc. See if a fucking cell phone is worth it. Why was he using the phone if he was pissing? Letting his buddies hear him piss? Was he jerking off for his boyfriend? Taking pics to send to him? WTF?
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 28-Oct-2008 09:49
It's actually pretty common to lose a phone down a toilet, especially if the phone is in your pocket and the "toilet" is a glorified hole. Just about every asshat undergrad on the dig make this mistake during the first week.
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 28-Oct-2008 10:37
[Music note] Passengers will please refrain From using toilets while the train Is in the Station Darling I love you If you have to pass some water Kindly ask the Pullman Porter He'll place a vessle In the vestibule If the porter isn't near Try the platform in the rear The one in front is Likely to be full If all these methods are in vain Simply break a window pane This novel method's used By very few We go strolling through the park Goosing statues in the dark If Sherman's horse can take it Why can't you? [Music note] Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week, please remember the tip jar by the door.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 28-Oct-2008 16:08
I know everyone on this site hates the french and giggles when they think it was a french man who got his arm caught in a train toilet recovering a dropped cellphone but unfortuantly it was actaully an American tourist. heres how we know. 1. Police suspect he was doing an old jerry lewis gag. Any french man will tell you Jerry Lewis actually drops his cell phone in a bidet and it squirts back at him and hits him in the head resulting in hilarity. 2. Some passengers claim they overheard the guy saying he is going to take pictures with his cell phone of poop on the tracks. Police suspect this means he thought it was a toilet that is a hole over the tracks like so many americans think and was surprised by the flush suction. 3. Upset that the toilet was indeed a toilet and not a hole above the tracks, the amercian decided to use this opurtunity, noticing Blue Dye water, to dip his pink cellphone in the water to make it blue, as he was already paranoid that people think hes queer for traveling in france. 4. The american might have also held the cell phone in the toilet to make his 50 cent ring tone sound louder, thus impressing some french chic right outside the bathroom. The average french man would only find a David Hasslehoff ringtone good to impress others and they dont make them. 5. The passenger requested soap cause he "felt dirty and smelly". 6. emergency responders noted that there were no signs he was sneaking a smoke in the bathroom. 7. After the toilet was sawed off, the automatic flush sensor kept activating, thus making the hole a giant vacuum every minute. This led to a lot of rescue workers reporting they had there Berets sucked off. There was one report of a UCLA baseball hat being missing and it is suspected that was the tourists hat. 8. The tourist, oblivious to the fact he was delaying eveyrone else and ruining the train schedule, continually said "hey this is hilarious, this will make a picture for Boners.com." and kept looking around for his cellphone to take a picture and then would go "oh yeah". 9. One emergency responder said that the passenger said to him, "no poo poo" when he said "wee wee". 10. The passenger threatened emergency responders, mainly the guy with a saw, that he will sue them if any of them injure him or act negligent.
From: ascott
Date: 29-Oct-2008 01:53
OK, the highs peed trains that are running in Europe these days have 'aircraft' style toilets. They do not drop the shit onto the tracks. (I used to work for the railways in the UK as a lad and I learned to hate passenger trains that sprayed 'water' as they passed.) The new trains use a vacuum system like they do in aircraft and ships to suck the crap into a holding tank. That is where the phone would have ended up, floating with the turds in some blue liquid.
From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 29-Oct-2008 03:38
"floating with the turds in some blue liquid. " -------------- Sounds like the local public kiddie pool
Updated: 29-Oct-2008 16:01
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