From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 27-Oct-2008 21:33
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INTRODUCTION TO PONTI & GARG1
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What's the similarity between pontius and gargoyle1
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apart from both being stupid motherfucking assholes, the other similarities are
1. both are fool enough to share their real pictures on rotten
2. both bastards always trying to 'be cool and get audience & attention'. but since they don't have any creativity,
or intelligence or something interesting to share, like the other members (i.e. cain,loma,muchkin,tss,stud etc.),
they try to get attention by fighting with others, trolling & licking ass of the bigger members.
Why does pontius lick ass of gargoyle1?
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=> because pontius wants to take revenge from munchkin for posting his katoey pics. but
unable to do it by himself. so he has gone behind gargoyle's ass and started licking it with the hope
that gargoyle1's *cough cough* lawyers would do something to munchkin. because pontius himself
barely manages to earn enough to keep his internet,hut rent and monthly katoey hooker visits.
so hiriing a lawyer etc. is far cry for him.
=> pontius brags about being 'here' for 3 years , and thinks its a cool thing. but real picture is,
he doesn't have any real life, you'll find him online here most of the time. he has no character,
friends, or family in his real life, he can't even afford tai-land's cheapest woman hooker, hence
has to settledown with katoeys (ladyboys). and that too, on monthly basis, if he goes there every week,
then he ain't gonna be able to pay for his house (hut)-rent, electricity and internet. so rest of the month he jacks off
lookin at internet porno and having homo fantasies of other male rotten members.
=> now you can see why pontius always hangs on rotten and licks ass of other 'big' members =to
gather audience/attention and look cool- which is something he's missing in his real life.
is it gonna help pontius anything by licking gargoyl1's ass?
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=> not at all, because pontius doesn't understand one thing,
that's licking gargoyle1's ass won't do him no good cause
gargoyle1 already has prooven what a backstabbing bastard he is.
since noone was paying attention to him, he 'disclosed' norace's real identity to get noticed in the FFAs.
the moment pontius gives address of his hut located in tai-land, &
his neighour's phone-number (since pontius doesn't have phone of his own.
and neither does his 'office') next day he is gonna see it exposed in the FFA.
=> another intersting twist in the story is, lawyers refused to take up gargoyle1's case as they all
had laughter feats looking at his photoshopped pictures. that's why finally gargoyle1 got back in the
good'ol way of taking internet forum revenge = making trollls of enemies (muchkin.) but he hasn't
yet disclosed this to his beloved friend (asslicker) pontius with hope that one day, he'll trick him into
giving his (pontius's) hut adress and his neighour's phone-number (since pontius doesn't have phone of his own.
and neither does his 'office') he can't afford it cause like explained ago,
all his money goes in only 4 things:
1. internet & electricity,
2. hut-rent,
3. monthly katoey visit,
4.food (whatever small coins remain after spending his income on first 3 things are used to buy peanuts
you must have noticed it in his photos, how malnutrished he is! he can live without food but not without
attention whoring on internet.)
=> hell, even norace is better than these 2 jokers.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 28-Oct-2008 12:47
Victim: Me love you loooonnngg time.
Perp: Don't jump to conclusions bitch.
Victim: You have pencil dick, I rather die.
Perp: Unass the kimono whore.
Victim: Me no like pencil dick, me like big American horse eggrolls.
Perp: Gimme that clam, slut.
Victim: No way! I jump now.
Perp: Go head bitch! Don't make fun of my chopstick, bitch.
Victim: Me go get bowl-o-lice now, me bring back to you soon, bye.
Perp: Okay you slant eye slut.
