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Smooshed
CNN | Submitted by: Nanna
"A 2-year-old boy who died with a fractured skull might have been accidentally crushed by a morbidly obese relative..."
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From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:12
 I can only begin to imagine the humanity of it all.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:18
Well I'm a steamroller baby, I'm a churning urn of burning funk. I'm gonna roll all over you baby.mmmmm mmm mm
From: pandora [stay outta my box!]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:33
Uh, who drops off a 2 year old to hang out with a bedridden relative? Are they going to miraculously get out of bed when the kid accidentally sets the curtains on fire? Or does any one of the million and one things a toddler does that will maim or kill it? Dumbasses.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:34
"The child was believed to have been dropped off by his mother to spend the day with the bedridden relative" Please explain to me why anyone will drop off a 2 year old with a bedridden person? Might as well have dropped the kid off with terri schiavo, same difference. Arrest the mother.
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:05
OMG! well im on the heavy side too but still everyones right about leaving the kid with a bedridden person and i bet you it was a beaner family too, y because beaners have a tendancy to leave their kids anywhere and everywhere just to get a couple of hours to themselves I should know i am a beaner but i try not do what my parents did to me when i was a lil kid!
From: fescue
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:19
Wow, Andromola, his wang must be huge just to reach past the fat and get anywhere near the vagina.
From: alaskagirl
[volcano girl]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:27
He looks like he is "driving it home" with all that he has. He is also holding on for dear life cause he does not want to get squished to death. How can it get hard lookin at that anyway? EWWW.
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:52
GOD to child as it enters Heaven: What's the last thing you remember? Child: This huge, really fuckin' huge pile of fat rollin' towards me, that, and I smelled rank BO from its ass crack just before I blacked out.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:53
*Bariatric genitals may need sweet lovin' too, but... not a lub of tard! * An example of Spirited Energy, ho.
From: sumdumfuk [Mr. Dick Gozinya, man about town]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 16:25
From: alaskagirl [volcano girl] Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:27 He looks like he is "driving it home" with all that he has. He is also holding on for dear life cause he does not want to get squished to death. How can it get hard lookin at that anyway? EWWW. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is when the fluffers earn their money, and then some. Should get tips and a bonus too.
From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 16:48
God damn im starting to feel fat again better get those xenical im only 160 pounds and for a gay seems kinda gay of me to feel fat. :(
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 17:02
innit that the stuff that makes ye shite wesson?
From: mencken
Date: 22-Mar-2008 17:13
The child was believed to have been dropped off by his mother to spend the day with the bedridden relative, -------------- Always wise to drop off your 2 year old with bedridden baby sitters.
From: alphathr33 [Me.]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 17:33
Heh, now let's hear NAAFA try and rationalise and justify that story!
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:24
As you are receiving e-mail, it's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally and with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Hearing the scream, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: "Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here!"
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:30
The child was believed to have been dropped off by his mother to spend the day with the bedridden relative So was the 2 year old supposed to be feeding the bed ridden relative? Maybe it was the 2 year old's turn to take care of this person? Feed the person his or her 8,000 calorie a day requirements? When someone is so fat they are bed ridden, is that not the time for the relatives to say "no fucking way are you getting anything but vitamins and water"?
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 22:36
I sometimes wonder how any child lives through the terrible two's. Probably cause the parents couldn't find a baby-sitter. Then there are several tollerable years till they become teens. By that time they they are too big to 'roll over on'.
From: comesjulian
[the last pagan]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 23:15
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From: y0usuck [Cheese Cake]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 09:11
She left a toddler with a morbidly obese bed ridden relative? That makes sense. And the first picture on this board doesn't relfect morbid obesity which is at least 100lbs overweight. Try this: 
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 09:11
La Joya, Texas. Gotta be a lard assed beaner. Kid's brother: Oh looky mamasita, Aunty Carmela is using little brother's head for a whoppy cushion. Mamasita: Essa good. Maybe he thinka better whena he's a grown up.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 20:23
Random thoughts from this post; The Blob Return of the Blob What was the name of that fat character on Star Wars? You old aunt, known as Fat Aunt Emma The fat lady at the local fair, who wasn't all that fat, just plain ugly.
From: nubdick
[Richard Medulla]
Date: 24-Mar-2008 06:46
and you douchebag mother fucker queecherbeechin someone needs to slam your mother fucking fingers in a door over and over again. that or your cock. knock it off you mama's snatch snot discharge
From: misterjeff
[(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 24-Mar-2008 08:19
From: ralph [R] Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:53 *Bariatric genitals may need sweet lovin' too, but... not a lub of tard! * An example of Spirited Energy, ho. > > > So what the hell is Spirited Energy, is that some kind of pr0n website catering to 'fat fucker enthusiasts' or something else I have no idea of, fill us in will ya?
From: sp00k
Date: 24-Mar-2008 08:49
I can sympathize with the fat bastard. I sat on my $60 sunglasses this weekend. Really pissed me off.
Updated: 24-Mar-2008 08:53
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