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Child disemboweled by pool drain dies
WPLG-TV 10 Fort Lauderdale | Submitted by: Flossy666
"A 6-year-old girl who underwent a rare transplant surgery after her intestines were sucked out in a swimming pool has died in an Omaha hospital." ... Also: Nyuk nyuk nyuk
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From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:07
I remember commenting on this story. Unlucky girl 'lived', and now she finally died, like we all knew she would. She just got to live eight miserable months in hospitals. Ahh, the miracles of modern medicine.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:39
Was she alone in the pool? Was she under water? Wasn't anyone watching her? Yup. Parents sue the pool manufacturer. How much bitching would there be from parents if all the community pools closed in the summer? Everyone is responsible except the parents, how typical.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:40
Actually I wanted to post sth different, but steve-oh, you forgot to include "should of" in yours. You did cover the rest.
From: fescue
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:43
Was she alone in the pool? Was she under water? Wasn't anyone watching her? Yup. Parents sue the pool manufacturer. How much bitching would there be from parents if all the community pools closed in the summer? Everyone is responsible except the parents, how typical. ******************** Why does society fight Darwin? He's just trying to help us be the fittest species we can be by giving bad parents post-natal abortions.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:54
true fescue, but now the parents are going to get $$$ and prolly have another kid or two to "replace the precious daughter they lost" Wish they would just buy a fucking dog.
From: fescue
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:22
true fescue, but now the parents are going to get $$$ and prolly have another kid or two to "replace the precious daughter they lost" Wish they would just buy a fucking dog. ****************** Better to get one that's been spayed or neutered. It's important to help control the pet population.
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:49
This is going to seem gross, but from out of which female orrifice were these organs sucked? Was she astride the drain for that "wonderful" throbbing quiver the pump provies, or had she, pulled her little suit down and sat to shit on the drain? I still don't believe this actually happened that the drain (which I as a kid swam down to many times) is THAT small or has THAT much suction. The drain in our pool was about 3 feet square. If it was in the "kiddy pool" then it may have been smaller, but then so was the "suction" since it was an addendum to the main drain.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 17:02
shoulda stepped outside and smoked herself a j, instead 
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 17:46
Jaybegood, I was wondering the same thing...did it just suck her guts out her asshole, or what? I can't even begin to imagine how this happened. I mean the mechanics of it; the idiotic, inattentive parents are a given.
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:11
This happened in a kiddy pool, so I'm assuming that she could sit on it and still keep her head above water. I hate to say this, but I've known a few women who admit that when they were young, they used to stand next to water intake at the pool because they could 'get off' on the feeling of the flowing water flowing (much like many adult women and those 'massaging' shower heads they want because those things are so 'relaxing' and help 'relieve tension'). While it's extremely rare for a kid that young, even a girl, to understand the concept of masturbation, they can understand stimulation and feeling good, and it wouldn't surprise me if she'd learned from experience to sit there. It seems the problem here is that this drain didn't have the proper safety cover (which tends to minimize the suction effect). As a result, the suction of water was a lot stronger. I can't even imagine the pain she went through and can only hope she was unconscious with shock immediately.
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:26
Jesus and Saint Paul are sitting in Heaven, talking about the pollution on Earth and wondering what can be done about mankind's filthy ways. Jesus says he's going to pop down to Skegness to see the situation for himself, and Paul agrees to join him. When they get there, Jesus asks what the huge metal pipe is for. Paul tells him it's used to take human waste out to sea where the muck kills dolphins, so Jesus decides to take action and strides across the waves. Walking alongside, Paul is soon knee-deep in filthy water, while Jesus scoots along on top of the sea. Ever hopeful of some help he slogs on, and Jesus keeps walking on water... but soon the water is up to Paul's chin. "Master," he calls, "I will follow you anywhere, but I'm up to my neck in shitty water and I think I'm going to drown." At this Jesus stops walking and looks at Paul. "Well," he says, "why don't you just walk on the pipe like me, you silly prick?"
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:38
From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood] Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:49 This is going to seem gross, but from out of which female orrifice were these organs sucked? ___________________________________________________ "Bowel" = "Intestine" She was "disemboweled" The vagina has no connection with intestines, but the anus (male or female) does. The rectum gets sucked out the anus, followed by the sigmoid colon, etc... One hell of a way to go, poor babe. As the accident happened in a a kiddie wading pool and no horseplay was involved, and as the danger was not visible to the parent(s) and the damage occurred from the instant she sat at that spot, the blame solely rests on the owners of the facility and/or the manufacturers. There is a reasonable expectation of safety when one's kid goes into a kiddie pool and does not indulge in dangerous activities. I hope they pay through the nose, and an enormous sum at that. Criminal charges would also please me. This could have been easily prevented.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:56
T2, I love my kind-of-jacuzzi. It fits in what used to be me my shower, small footprint and is sort of a bathtub with a door.  Not the same brand but same idea. Mine has 9 jets and a glass enclosure. Uses less water than a regular tub, can be used for a quick shower or luxuriating in the bath. I also have a sauna accessory, and I use a wheelchair gel pad on the seat, so very nice! I'm a sybarite.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:11
OOps 43 air jets too (warm air). 7 (not 9) wet jets. Also has a recirculation heater. The water never gets cold. http://www.walkintub.com/images/feat-steel-frame. http://www.walkintub.com/index.asp This is where I got it and I am delighted. Between that and the Bowflex, I have a complete gym at home, any time I want it and no waiting nor contracts. Next step will be a whole body air dryer.
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:20
"While it's extremely rare for a kid that young, even a girl, to understand the concept of masturbation" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Damn, I thought I was clueless when it came to topics involving children. She was FIVE when this happened. I guess you were joking..?
From: dontspeak
[while DS is talking]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:48
From: evildave [Evil Dave] Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:07 I remember commenting on this story. Unlucky girl 'lived', and now she finally died, like we all knew she would. She just got to live eight miserable months in hospitals. Ahh, the miracles of modern medicine. ------------------------- My thoughts exactly - and one of few stories on here that actually make me feel bad.
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 20:26
"While it's extremely rare for a kid that young, even a girl, to understand the concept of masturbation" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Damn, I thought I was clueless when it came to topics involving children. She was FIVE when this happened. I guess you were joking..? _______________________________ Not at all ... but I wasn't clear. It's not unusual for even very young children to touch or play with their privates, explore their genitals, or engage in other activities to stimulate themselves. It is not unusual for 4 or 5 year olds to understand some places on their bodies respond to touch more than others, thus they spend more time exploring their nose, mouth, anus and genitals than they do exploring their knees and elbows. "masturbation", though a misnomer, is simply a short-cut to avoid a lecture on child development. Far from being clueless, I have an academic and professional background in child development. And yes: baby boys who aren't old enough to walk can still get an erection, and many adult women have reported that they 'masturbated' (in this case, touched the genitals because the tactile stimulus felt good) as young as age 4 though they didn't know what it was or why they did it, other than it felt good. So no, even if she were five at the time of the accident, it would not be out of the question that the girl had learned to sit on the drain for the tactile sensation. However, this point is off topic, because, as has been eloquently pointed out by others, the safety devices on the drain were absent, thus the owner of the pool is solely and possibly criminally responsible. I also have a professional background in safety engineering (what can I say: I'm a man of many talents) and it wouldn't be unheard of, as a death was involved, to explore charges of criminal negligence. An easy case: Did you read the safety literature regarding maintenance of the pool? Did you read it completely? Did you understand that if there were part of the manual you did not understand, you had a professional responsibility to contact a representative of the pool designer and inquire? Were you aware of article (x), subsection (y), clause (z) of the manual regarding the safety cover? Could you please read it for the court. Is there any part of this that was not clear? Then you were aware that removing the safety cover presented a clear injury hazard? You read this manual, by your own admission? See, they're screwed. Either they would be negligent for not reading the manual, or negligent for not following it.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 21:03
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny] Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:11 This happened in a kiddy pool, so I'm assuming that she could sit on it and still keep her head above water. I hate to say this, but I've known a few women who admit that when they were young, they used to stand next to water intake at the pool because they could 'get off' on the feeling of the flowing water flowing ***** Got news for you friend, little boys knew the pleasures a pool held other than for cooling oneself down in the summer. Ah, memories....gotta remember to renew my pool membership.....
From: comesjulian
[the last pagan]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 23:14
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From: technodestructo [technodestructo]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 02:35
"true fescue, but now the parents are going to get $$$ and prolly have another kid or two to "replace the precious daughter they lost" Wish they would just buy a fucking dog. " Dear fucking god, I would hate to be those kids. Never able to live up to what the parents's (especially the mother's) idea of what their dead sibling would have been like. And of course the dead kid is always a future astronaut doctor billionaire philanthropist who shits rainbows. Nothing you ever do will be as good as what little so and so WOULD have been. And you can't suggest that those expectations for the dead kid might be unrealistic, because then you're speaking ill of the dead.
From: mustafakakka
[MustaffaKakka]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 04:31
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny] Date: 22-Mar-2008 20:26 It is not unusual for 4 or 5 year olds to understand some places on their bodies respond to touch more than others, thus they spend more time exploring their nose, mouth, anus and genitals than they do exploring their knees and elbows. ........................... You bet! When I was five, the girl next door (also five) asked me to go down the fields with her to "tickle her Mary". Naturally, I obliged and I've not looked back since - though I did in time graduate to more mature girls.
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 05:42
From: mustafakakka [MustaffaKakka] Date: 23-Mar-2008 04:31 You bet! When I was five, the girl next door (also five) asked me to go down the fields with her to "tickle her Mary". Naturally, I obliged and I've not looked back since - though I did in time graduate to more mature girls. **************************************** Lol. One would hope so.
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 06:34
GD - I've seen those shower/tub/hottub things; definitely a great option, especially if you're working with limited space. We have no such issue. About 5 years ago Hubby & I bought an old plantation house that was on the run-down side, and "town" had encroached a bit too much for the liking of many (hubby is a city boy though, and likes to be close to "civilization"). We all but gutted the place, put in modern well-equipped kitchen (I love to cook), separate 8-spray shower stall and garden tub in the master bathroom, and installed solar panels so we're running about 70% on our own power. But my pride and joy is the back yard; spent close to as much on it as on the rest of the house. We enjoy a lagoon-style swimming pool with a 4' waterfall, and the Jacuzzi is nestled nicely between it and the house. The whole works overlooks an amazing flower garden and lawn, with rock paths, benches, etc. that my mother designed (she's extremely creative and is a gardening nut; I think she might have had the big O when I asked her to do the project LOL). Of course, when we did all that work I had no idea how handy the Jacuzzi would become after torturous physical therapy sessions...
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 06:52
I was looking into those portable Jacuzzi(s)(es)(ys) what the hell is pural for jacuzzi? anyway, I would have to keep it in the garage, (in case of leaks) but then where would I park my car? I would only go into a Jacuzzi if it was my own. I don't trust the cleanliness of anyone elses. It's hard to tell if it's clean with all the bubbles going. I guess it's why I never take baths, only showers. I can't stand sitting in water I know my dead skin cells are swimming in.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 14:20
Poor little tart would have been well-served by a bit more intestinal fortitude.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 14:21
Just an extemporaneous visceral reaction.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 14:23
And I should surmise the whole incident entrailed a good deal of physical discomfort.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 14:24
She was really too young for a diaphragm anyway.
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 15:53
From: tat2dchick [The Tattooed Lady] Date: 23-Mar-2008 06:34 We enjoy a lagoon-style swimming pool with a 4' waterfall, and the Jacuzzi is nestled nicely between it and the house. The whole works overlooks an amazing flower garden and lawn, with rock paths, benches, etc. that my mother designed ***************************** Wow, that sounds really beautiful.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 17:07
tattoo, Gore I love, doesn't bother me a bit. It's the little things that have to do with poor hygiene that creeps me out. like scabs, bad teeth, small open sores on skin, etc. If I was locked in a meth house as punishment I would have a heart attack. (wink)
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 17:40
Wow.. All...That talk of Jaccuzis.. I remember from the old neighborhood.. Scabbie Eddie.. Yep, it's as bad as it sounds. He "invented" the Jaccuzi in 67, by the way. Only in his "tub" he powered the "bubble jets" With a double helping of Boston baked beans and Cheese. Eddie always bathed alone, but you wouldn't have believed the amt of bubbles he could jet out. :(
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 23-Mar-2008 21:06
many adult women have reported that they 'masturbated' (in this case, touched the genitals because the tactile stimulus felt good) as young as age 4 though they didn't know what it was or why they did it, other than it felt good. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, I guess I was a real pervert because my mother said I discovered it when I was much younger.
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 23-Mar-2008 21:14
And now for everyone's entertainment ~ visit this page... http://www.stuffmagazine.com/articles/index.aspx?id=235 Some highlights: Another reason you shouldn't play in traffic ----------------------------------------------- This past summer in Los Angeles, a man was doing the old masturbating-while-driving routine, you know, the one you do by tying a cord around your testicles, attaching a weight to the other end of the cord, then throwing the weight out the window? But wouldn't you know it something went wrong. According to Dr. Kowalczyk, who always seems to be around when these things happen, the weight apparently got stuck on the wheel of a passing car and ripped one of the man's testicles clean off. Massive bleeding and separation anxiety ensued, but he lived. The next day, the car was arrested for dry-humping a Miata. Cocaine feels great in my nose, so why not put it in my penis? --------------------------------------------------------------- The Journal of the American Medical Association reported that severe complications arose in 1988 when a New York man injected cocaine into his urethra to enhance sex. He had apparently tried this on a few previous occasions, but the last time he did, it caused him to remain erect for three days, at which point he thought it might be a good idea to go to the hospital. Three more days later, the erection finally went down-but excessive blood began leaking into his genitals, feet, hands, back and chest, causing the tissue in those areas to die. Doctors had to amputate the man's legs above the knee and all but one of his fingers to prevent the spread of gangrene. OK, so his penis fell off. But he still has that one finger.
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 23-Mar-2008 21:18
What happened to the margins? Sorry about that. Anyone have a link to the hysterical 'idiot-who-stuck-his dick-in-the-pool-suction-intake' story? I tried to find it but all I found was porn.
From: eyeforaneye [The Second Helping of Honesty Soup]
Date: 24-Mar-2008 06:46
As awful as the story is, it's even worse that on the page with the story is a Disney World add. I guess the parents can cancel those plane tickets now.
From: nubdick
[Richard Medulla]
Date: 24-Mar-2008 06:49
and you douchebag mother fucker queecherbeechin someone needs to slam your mother fucking fingers in a door over and over again. that or your cock. knock it off you mama's snatch snot discharge
From: misterjeff
[(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 24-Mar-2008 08:33
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:56 T2, I love my kind-of-jacuzzi. It fits in what used to be me my shower, small footprint and is sort of a bathtub with a door. Not the same brand but same idea. Mine has 9 jets and a glass enclosure. Uses less water than a regular tub, can be used for a quick shower or luxuriating in the bath. I also have a sauna accessory, and I use a wheelchair gel pad on the seat, so very nice! I'm a sybarite. --- With a tub like that you must also be a gimp with severe physical mobility problems, don't you know those types of bathrooms are geared towards the handys and the senior geezers with joint problems? Just because I am going up to some building and there is a ramp next to the stairs so the wheelchair crowd can get in too doesn't lure me into walking up the ramp, fuck that if there are steps I use those, since I can. I don't care if you're a sybarite, you must be somewhat of a gimp too.
Updated: 24-Mar-2008 10:54
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