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Ray Death
Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Meekrat
"A vacationer from Michigan out for a family boat ride in the Florida Keys died Thursday when a 75-pound spotted eagle ray flew out of the water and struck her in the head."
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From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:11
Maybe she gets to be with that aussie crocodile guy. Crikey!
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:48
wouldn't it be funny if she was going over her life insurance policy and she tried to cut costs and said "look take out the sting ray death option, I mean like that's going to happen?"
From: tat2dchick
[The Tattooed Lady]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 17:49
Snatch, I used to know a guy who looked JUST like the guy in your pic. He was just about tarded enough to do some stupid shit like that too... I gotta go make gossip call home. 
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:27
There were three nuns, they all told the priest that they were going to do one sin each. So the priest says ok, do your sins, come back, and I'll bless you. So, they went to do their sins and came back to get blessed. The priest asked the first one who was laughing what her sin was. She said, "I had sex with a guy." The priest said ok, blessed her and said go drink some holy water. So she did! The next one was laughing harder, and the priest asked her what her sin was. She said, "I got in a fight with another nun." So he says ok, blessed her and told her to go drink some holy water. So she did! The priest asked the last one who was laughing even harder what she did. And as she was laughing she said, "I pissed in the holy water!"
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:41
And this, just the beginning.. In the WAR of the RAYS... Little known to humanity sea rays of all types are joining together to kill humans in "senseless, rare and bizarre accidents" so as to DIVERT attention from their evil schemes.. A brilliant plan except it will take much too long to succeed at 2 humans a year. Stupid sea creatures.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 20:00
A fish jumped over our boat ,bouncing off my chest on the way when I was a kid. I submitted this a couple days ago under "Hit by Deathray". I guess that pun is pretty obvious.
From: comesjulian
[the last pagan]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 23:26
Margin buster of death http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2005-26%2CGGLG%3Aen&q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26rls%3DGGLG%252CGGLG%253A2005-26%252CGGLG%253Aen%26q%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.google.com%252Fsearch%253Fhl%253Den%2526lr%253D%2526c2coff%253D1%2526rls%253DGGLG%25252CGGLG%25253A2005-26%25252CGGLG%25253Aen%2526q%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.google.com%25252Fsearch%25253Fsourceid%25253Dnavclient%252526ie%25253DUTF-8%252526rls%25253DGGLG%25252CGGLG%25253A2005-26%25252CGGLG%25253Aen%252526q%25253Dhttp%2525253A%2525252F%2525252Fwww%2525252Egoogle%2525252Ecom%2525252Fsearch%2525253Fsourceid%2525253Dnavclient%25252526ie%2525253DUTF%2525252D8%25252526rls%2525253DGGLG%2525252CGGLG%2525253A2005%2525252D26%2525252CGGLG%2525253Aen%25252526q%2525253Dhttp%252525253A%252525252F%252525252Fuk2%252525252Emultimap%252525252Ecom%252525252Fmap%252525252Fbrowse%252525252Ecgi%252525253Fclient%252525253Dpublic%2525252526GridE%252525253D%252525252D0%252525252E12640%2525252526GridN%252525253D51%252525252E50860%2525252526lon%252525253D%252525252D0%252525252E12640%2525252526lat%252525253D51%252525252E50860%2525252526search%252525255Fresult%252525253DLondon%25252525252CGreater%252525252520London%2525252526db%252525253Dfreegaz%2525252526cidr%252525255Fclient%252525253Dnone%2525252526lang%252525253D%2525252526place%252525253DLondon%252525252CGreater%252525252BLondon%2525252526pc%252525253D%2525252526advanced%252525253D%2525252526client%252525253Dpublic%2525252526addr2%252525253D%2525252526quicksearch%252525253DLondon%2525252526addr3%252525253D%2525252526scale%252525253D100000%2525252526addr1%252525253D%2526btnG%253DSearch%26btnG%3DSearch&btnG=Search
From: mrblazed [mrblazed]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 04:15
Thats it, its obvious these rays are too dangerous so we must ban them all and take them away. Then we will be safer.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 06:55
okay then. Now there is going to be an increase in people dying from stepping on poisionous rock fish. great. something new to worry about. Now I have to buy a pair of those lands end beach-water shoes...
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 09:17
Hey what ever happened to scumsjulian? His margin buster didn't work...Did Duder disable? Or is it a fluke? The other threads all have blown margins. In any event, by the time Duder got around to updating, this is now old news. My title was simply:"Death Ray".
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 14:37
I'll give you a hint... look at the characters along the right margin. Some margin busters are more equal than others. And some trolls are stupider than others.
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 14:41
...and "Death Ray" is indeed much better than "Ray Death", which has no double-entendre, no nuthin. Just two stupid piece of shit words, like most of the other news titles. I guess Duder's gone minimalist on us.
Updated: 23-Mar-2008 14:41
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