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Raping Granny
KPHO-TV 5 Phoenix | Submitted by: gargoyle1
"A 28-year-old Mesa man has been arrested in connection with the rape of a 93-year-old woman who activated her medical alert bracelet to summon help from her family..."
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Dirty Nurse
From: socalbud [SoCalBud]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:01

Who doesn't love a little GILF?

From: fescue
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:18

Was she wearing a "Sexy Grandma" t-shirt?

From: inhalien [Chevy Chase]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:22

Those Mexis will screw anything, I swear.

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:33

He just doesn't seem like a very nice guy. I wonder how many amperes he can take before his eyeballs explode?

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:37

"This is life alert what's your emergency?"


I've fallen, and he wants me to swallow!

From: fescue
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:45

"This is life alert what's your emergency?"


I've fallen, and he wants me to swallow!
*************

I've fallen and he can get it up!

From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:47

"This is life alert what's your emergency?"


I've fallen, and he wants me to swallow!
*************

I've fallen and he can get it up!

--------

This kid broke my hip when he put my leg behind my head!

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:48

I guess those things do work.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:54

Wow, to think that there are sick-fucks out there turned on by granny-panties.

From: pontius
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:14

I love the smell of ... no, actually I don't.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:31

Well at least she didn't get pregnant.

From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:40

Who doesn't love a little GILF?
'''''''''''''''''''

You mean G-GILF.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:58

Toddler sex - Granny sex, why can't these fucks find a happy medium!

A happy medium, by the way, is a fortune teller who smiles all the time!

From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 16:04

What do you call a small,pysiceic,on the run?







A small medium at large.


yeah well ive heard about granny twat and i heard its like sleeping with a virgin but dont ask me how im just reapeting someones sick thoughts

From: pussypounder [deeppenetrator]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 16:18

maybe this is what he thought of


From: noblesavage [Noble Savage]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 16:28

Jeez.

I read about these granny rapers
every once in a while, but can never
seem to wrap my mind around it.

I try to imagine lookin' down at some
90-year old hottie, and that's where
it all falls apart...

I wish inmates would beat those guys
up too, not just the baby rapers.

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 17:12

granny;s tally


From: assgasms [A$$gasms]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 17:35



From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:35

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what the types were. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:39

Great balls of fire, that old pussy must have been TIGHT!
But what he did just wasn't right!
He gave her a screwing like she had never had
He likes old pussy, he's really bad


He'll get some more, if he has to fight!

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:47

"Cupis told officers that he was trying to help the victim after he saw her walking outside of her home, police said."

Yes "helping" her by forcably putting his penis in her
vagina".


Now that's what I can "help".

From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:48

Help I fucked and I can't get up.


Eggys, what kind are you wearing, if any?

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:59

you know, I don't think old vagina is tight. Dry
maybe but not tight. The lack of female homrones
are going to make those muscles flabby. The labias
of little old ladies become flabby and sag. The va-
jay jay is probably dry and sagging.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 22-Mar-2008 20:12

vag jay jay?

From: bedfart [lurker in]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 23:10

rapist: Gee grandma, if I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have taken more time.
grandma: If I'd have known you had more time, I'd have taken of my pantyhose.


reenacting grandmas va jay jay

From: comesjulian [the last pagan]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 23:27

I hate margins so much

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&rls=GGLG%2CGGLG%3A2005-26%2CGGLG%3Aen&q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fhl%3Den%26lr%3D%26c2coff%3D1%26rls%3DGGLG%252CGGLG%253A2005-26%252CGGLG%253Aen%26q%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.google.com%252Fsearch%253Fhl%253Den%2526lr%253D%2526c2coff%253D1%2526rls%253DGGLG%25252CGGLG%25253A2005-26%25252CGGLG%25253Aen%2526q%253Dhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.google.com%25252Fsearch%25253Fsourceid%25253Dnavclient%252526ie%25253DUTF-8%252526rls%25253DGGLG%25252CGGLG%25253A2005-26%25252CGGLG%25253Aen%252526q%25253Dhttp%2525253A%2525252F%2525252Fwww%2525252Egoogle%2525252Ecom%2525252Fsearch%2525253Fsourceid%2525253Dnavclient%25252526ie%2525253DUTF%2525252D8%25252526rls%2525253DGGLG%2525252CGGLG%2525253A2005%2525252D26%2525252CGGLG%2525253Aen%25252526q%2525253Dhttp%252525253A%252525252F%252525252Fuk2%252525252Emultimap%252525252Ecom%252525252Fmap%252525252Fbrowse%252525252Ecgi%252525253Fclient%252525253Dpublic%2525252526GridE%252525253D%252525252D0%252525252E12640%2525252526GridN%252525253D51%252525252E50860%2525252526lon%252525253D%252525252D0%252525252E12640%2525252526lat%252525253D51%252525252E50860%2525252526search%252525255Fresult%252525253DLondon%25252525252CGreater%252525252520London%2525252526db%252525253Dfreegaz%2525252526cidr%252525255Fclient%252525253Dnone%2525252526lang%252525253D%2525252526place%252525253DLondon%252525252CGreater%252525252BLondon%2525252526pc%252525253D%2525252526advanced%252525253D%2525252526client%252525253Dpublic%2525252526addr2%252525253D%2525252526quicksearch%252525253DLondon%2525252526addr3%252525253D%2525252526scale%252525253D100000%2525252526addr1%252525253D%2526btnG%253DSearch%26btnG%3DSearch&btnG=Search

From: bungmunch [muncher of bung]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 05:31

Once I calculated, at 5ccs per load, and how many hum jobs/week,
that my ex-wife swallowed about 3 gallons of jizz during
the course of our relationship.

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 09:44

On TV, the scuzball's relatives said he wouldn't
have did this if the taxpayers had gotten him
treatment. I say burn the relatives out of the
neighborhood(ghetto) and that would help reduce
that type of gene pool in the hood. This guy
looked like he was a incest recipient on the TV
anyway. The beaner uncle wanted to blame the state
for not getting his retarded nephew counseling.
I say shoot the lowlife dog, then we have no more
problems. A bullet is less expensive and faster
than therapy and tax money. Thank you for your
time and HAPPY FUCKING EASTER ROTTENEERS. My
wife found my easter eggs first thing this
morning and made me rabbit fuck her. (smile)

From: mustafakakka [MustaffaKakka]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 10:31

From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:35

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?" "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what the types were. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.
.........................................
You're forgetting the American Bra
(One yank and it's off)
and the Criminal Bra
(Smash & grab)

From: bubbavirus [www.dogbomb.co.uk]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 14:33

No teeth? handlebar ears? sounds good for dome.

From: revolver44 [Revolver44]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 15:24

Q. What does walking on a tight rope and getting a blow job from a 90 year old woman have in common?

A. They are both exciting. Just don't look down.

Updated: 23-Mar-2008 15:24
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