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Des Moines Register | Submitted by: barbarossa58
From a press release: "[What] strikes me as a bit out of the ordinary in this case is the number of officers who were able to respond. I don't know whether the fact that the stolen vehicle contained doughnuts has anything to do with that."
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From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:44
"Tama County Sheriff Dennis Kucera said that because the vehicle was unmarked, his officers had no idea they were chasing a doughnut truck ..." This cracked me up. Sure they had "no idea" ...
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:50
I once saw cops pulling over a Krispy Creme truck. I was laughing so hard I almost hit another car...good thing the cops were fixated on the sweet caked sprinkly glazy goodness within the confines of the truck to notice my less than stellar driving skills...
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:40
Unmarked donuts for undercover work.
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 16:31
NO SHIT! LOL I too saw a krispy kream truck pulled over,I laughed my ass off and my friends just didnt understand y it was so funny, i almost wet my pants,It turns out that they were being delivered to the high school for a bake sale type of thing to rais money for the Pantherland Band. very funny tho! 
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:03
The head Nun of the convent called all 100 Nuns into the foyer for an emergency meeting. "Last night," She started "I found something terrible in one of the sisters rooms." 99 Nuns "Oh no" 1 Nun "He, he" "A condom!" said the head Nun. 99 Nuns "Oh no" 1 Nun "He, he" Head Nun "And it was used!" 99 Nuns "Oh no" 1 Nun "He, he" Head Nun "And it had a hole in it!" 1 Nun "Oh no" 99 Nuns "He, he"
From: jellyfishattack
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:39
Well, it was delivering them to a hospital so perhaps it said something like 'Shitty Hospital and Prison Food Supply'.
From: comesjulian
[the last pagan]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 23:23
Fuck the police and fuck the margins http://www.thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/wearejustdoingthistobestupidnowsincethiscangoonforeverandeverandeverbutitstilllookskindaneatinthebrowsereventhoughitsabigwasteoftimeandenergyandhasnorealpointbutwehadtodoitanyways.htmlhttp://www.thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/wearejustdoingthistobestupidnowsincethiscangoonforeverandeverandeverbutitstilllookskindaneatinthebrowsereventhoughitsabigwasteoftimeandenergyandhasnorealpointbutwehadtodoitanyways.htmlhttp://www.thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/wearejustdoingthistobestupidnowsincethiscangoonforeverandeverandeverbutitstilllookskindaneatinthebrowsereventhoughitsabigwasteoftimeandenergyandhasnorealpointbutwehadtodoitanyways.htmlhttp://www.thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/wearejustdoingthistobestupidnowsincethiscangoonforeverandeverandeverbutitstilllookskindaneatinthebrowsereventhoughitsabigwasteoftimeandenergyandhasnorealpointbutwehadtodoitanyways.htmlhttp://www.thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/wearejustdoingthistobestupidnowsincethiscangoonforeverandeverandeverbutitstilllookskindaneatinthebrowsereventhoughitsabigwasteoftimeandenergyandhasnorealpointbutwehadtodoitanyways.htmlhttp://www.thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainnameatlonglast.com/wearejustdoingthistobestupidnowsincethiscangoonforeverandeverandeverbutitstilllookskindaneatinthebrowsereventhoughitsabigwasteoftimeandenergyandhasnorealpointbutwehadtodoitanyways.html
From: kaamoseh [kaamoseh]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 01:24
HAHAHAHA OH FUCK i live right across the river from this shit, in the quad cities area. cracks me up one of the funniest stories is right on my doorstep. thats a first on rotten. cops here aren't so bad if you don't run your mouth. i manage to keep myself out of trouble just by being polite, regardless of how fucked up i am or whats in the car.
From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 07:31
"We handled it like any situation where the person refused to get out of the vehicle," Kucera said. "I was concerned for my officers' safety because we didn't know whether the driver was armed or not." Oh yeah sure...that's what they ALL say...LOL
From: queercherbeechin [Children arouse me]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 08:04
I want to apologize to everybody at rotten for my margin-blowing behaviour. You see in real life, margins aren't the only thing I blow Every now and then I enjoy the taste of a sweaty penis, especially after being lodged in my rectum for awhile What really arouses me though, is seeing children at the playground... and I abhor the thought of all you rotten readers wanting to blow my head off due to my pedophilliac tendencies Obama in '08!!!
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 16:38
AMERICA gets the RUNS ON DUNKIN DONUTS??
From: kittykrusader [kitty]
Date: 24-Mar-2008 05:25
there is always a big cop response when someone is that suspicious looking, but the donuts aspect of it is funny.
Updated: 24-Mar-2008 05:25
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