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Mexican police requests US asylum
AP | Submitted by: M. Chertoff, (Blamshifter & under sec. for admin.blowjobs)
"This is a little off the beaten path, I haven't seen this before," Mosier said. "(But) with the escalating violence in Palomas, we understand why this individual sought asylum."
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From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 14:36
and I just saw Blazing Saddles this afternoon, and watched No Country for Old Men just last week. Tough times for sheriffs and other law enforcement types these days in the land of the lawless. Maybe time to send Gene Hackman down there to sort things out.
From: pontius
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:28
It's just the "flies on shit" effect. Mexicans are the annoying flies, and America is a shitty place.
From: stfu [yeah, it's me]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 15:53
Well, thats one way to get across the border.
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 16:39
It takes street smarts to roam around in mexico Especially if your a "GRINGO" But what surprises me is that not only are officials worry about being gundown its also the Mexican Music Bands well at least their front men theres has been several band mebers that have been killed just because they are in a band, but it seems that drugs and money are always involved.
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 16:47
They want to hide here? Fuck bastards. They took the job for the bribes, the torture and the petty power. Now the bullies are getting some of their own medicine. Good.
From: sirmalek [greatmalek]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 17:41
I saw in a mexican news paper that in Ensenada there were 32 killed in a Holy Friday it said, I hope I read wrong but I really believe it.
From: bgolds
Date: 22-Mar-2008 18:46
Ahhh, Mexico! No environmental protection, No unions, No welfare, Flat tax system, No middle class.... It's everything the Republican Party wants for America! Maybe you guys should go there. It's no wonder they all want to leave.
From: thegoddesofwine
[Denise Mercado]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 19:08
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'. The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied stripper... Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...
From: comesjulian
[the last pagan]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 23:37
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From: mrscapslock [MRSCAPSLOCK]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 23:53
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From: mrscapslock [MRSCAPSLOCK]
Date: 22-Mar-2008 23:55
PERHAPS I CELEBRATED TOO SOON?!? DRAT.
From: queercherbeechin [Children arouse me]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 08:04
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From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 23-Mar-2008 20:39
Ahhh, Mexico! No law, No jobs, No military, No lawful gun owners, No middle class .... It's everything the Democratic Party wants for America! Maybe you guys should go there. It's no wonder they all want to leave.
From: sp00k
Date: 24-Mar-2008 08:40
From: thegoddesofwine [Denise Mercado] Date: 22-Mar-2008 16:39 It takes street smarts to roam around in mexico Especially if your a "GRINGO" ------------- Haven't been there in years but I never had any problems at all. I felt safer there then in most US cities. I always kept a few peso's in a cheap wallet and the rest of my cash in my pocket but didn't bother after a while. Most of the people getting murdered are into something. The cop probably ripped off some drug runner.
From: auldrone [Auldrone]
Date: 24-Mar-2008 13:29
Ahhh, Mexico! No lawyers, No blow jobs, No rent-a-cop military, No lawful gun nuts, No class .... It's everything the Neocons want for America! Maybe you should go there. It's a wonder they all want to leave.
From: sp00k
Date: 24-Mar-2008 13:38
Why's this turd asking for asylum? Just jump the fence like the rest of them.
Updated: 24-Mar-2008 14:09
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