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Spree Murder In Alzheimer Ward
MSNBC | Submitted by: Ellis Dee
"Stewart arrived at Pinelake, a 110-bed nursing home, armed with more than one weapon, and witnesses said he was shooting both a "deer gun" and a shotgun as he blasted his way through the parking lot and into the facility... Several people inside the home called police, pleading for help: "There's a man in here with a double-barrel shotgun shooting people! White man with a beard."
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From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:05
That doesn't sound like fun to me. Alzheimers patients do not even know they are being killed and sick people can not run and scream.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:27
From: jeantroll [Jizz] Date: 1-Apr-2009 16:56 Gobble cluck! I'm a troll From Penn State! stupid americans! stupid me!  //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Yawn. Wow, wadda surprise..ZZzz Mini me got bored.. Wadda goddamn fucking little pissant, ain't he folks?  ! Well , at least all my Noracers, friends, fans and admirers.. Won't be fooled by this coward. As we continue to share in the whole "NORACEJUSTHUMAN" experience... I(and my posse) ... .. will further...expose ALL the ROTTEN FORUM "secrets" here over time (haven't we seen plenty ALREADY? ) and explain all the ways weak witted and cowardly morons like pouncy, mini me.. etc.. Have a terrible advantage over ALL the gentle and new readers of this forum. Attack trolls, or "alts" as the fucktards that use them to bolster themselves.. NORACE HATES THAT shit. I and my posse are gonna STAY here and SHOW all of you "lurkers: Believe it or not, folks.. For the size and rep of this site..it remains VERY closed off to the potential new poster(REAL NOOB)! Why? Jealously and mean spiritness, a desire to "fool others".. etc..you know.. powertrip kinda crap. Norace STANDS up to these fucks EVERY SINGLE TIME... And yer can see what happens... heh heh heh But never fear.. Norace is here!~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=ja0_m-4NAec&feature=related
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:43
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:27 From: jeantroll [Jizz] Date: 1-Apr-2009 16:56 Gobble cluck! I'm a troll From Penn State! stupid americans! stupid me! //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Yawn. Wow, wadda surprise..ZZzz Mini me got bored.. Wadda goddamn fucking little pissant, ain't he folks? ! Well , at least all my Noracers, friends, fans and admirers.. Won't be fooled by this coward. As we continue to share in the whole "NORACEJUSTHUMAN" experience... I(and my posse) ... .. will further...expose ALL the ROTTEN FORUM "secrets" here over time (haven't we seen plenty ALREADY? ) and explain all the ways weak witted and cowardly morons like pouncy, mini me.. etc.. Have a terrible advantage over ALL the gentle and new readers of this forum. Attack trolls, or "alts" as the fucktards that use them to bolster themselves.. NORACE HATES THAT shit. I and my posse are gonna STAY here and SHOW all of you "lurkers: Believe it or not, folks.. For the size and rep of this site..it remains VERY closed off to the potential new poster(REAL NOOB)! Why? Jealously and mean spiritness, a desire to "fool others".. etc..you know.. powertrip kinda crap. Norace STANDS up to these fucks EVERY SINGLE TIME... And yer can see what happens... heh heh heh But never fear.. Norace is here!~ http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=ja0_m-4NAec&feature=related ----------------------- Norass you're my favorite troll! When someone finally hunts you down and kills you I will carry on your fucktardery! LOL
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:44
goyle I got a call from the geeks and they replaced my hard drive for the second time in my new computer since I bought it on Black Friday. If it happens again I will make them give me a new one. If they don't have the same one they will have to upgrade for free.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:44
! .. In fact, folks. Why...I'm(Norace) so ...Good at this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Pf1xAjt53E .. heh heh he I don't even fuckin ..need "duder's" .."help"! LOL! Right? Right. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXp91aYhOBg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNcShXs_CMM
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:45
Nozzle and Jean, I thought of a great idea for a business. Since we can't by beer at grocery stores, opening a beer distributor that sells groceries.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:54
Maybe he just lost his temper. I guess those domestic violence anger management classes didn't help. Prolly pissed cuz the wmoan wasn't home to cook up those vittles. Bacon & eggs,grits, mmmm-mmmm
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:55
 This is a creepy picture. One looks like she just fed me poison and is waiting for it to kick in and the other looks like she's going to chase me and bite my ankles.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:05
cracker, that's somewhat unusual to have 2 hard drives fail like that. Know what brand of drive it is? I'm with you on the free upgrade thing. That's really weird though. You don't leave it on 24/7 do you?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:08
From: itismetroll [friendlycovertattacktroll] Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:43 Well I finally totally give up with this..clever "alt" of mine, Norace. Differnt huh? I thought. God damn you're good. I fuckin tried everything, too. Even a dogged Persistance with this gig..also didn't pay off. Reposting your stuff to further confuse inflame and irriate others against you hasn't worked either. All of these things would have destroyed anyone else, after I revealed how I "fooled you"! HA HA! A clever internet plan, it was too! Oh, well ..i have to attack you with another troll now. Fuck. ...................................................... ZZZzzzzz heh heh heh Hey Noracers .. Can ya smell it too? Smells like... gasoline ...around here alla sudden .. LOL ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:12
Ik, Here's another idea..a drive-thru beer distributor. They have one in Oil City, up where my Dad lives. You drive in one end, hit your trunk release, and they throw the case in and take your money. You never have to get out of your car. We could put them right next door to the grocery store. Just watch the money roll in.
From: apesex
[Suplex]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:16
Several people inside the home called police, pleading for help: "There's a man in here with a double-barrel shotgun shooting people! White man with a beard. _________ how much you wanna bet that the second 9-1-1 saw it was coming from an old folks home, they thought one of the oldsters just got a hold of a phone and ignored it?
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:21
Did getting Bessie, Jessie, and Tessie earn him triple points?
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:26
goyle, I hardly ever leave it on when I'm not using it. probably getting their hard drives manufactured in mexico now. That's gotten even worse now, it breaks before the warranty period expires. Usually it's the 13th month.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:33
LOL cracker, I know how you feel. Nothing is made to last these days, no one gives a shit. I always try to use high quality parts from companies with a good reputation. Yeah, some shit fails, that's normal. I've had a few DOA's but got replacements on them right away too.
From: itismetroll [troll]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:41
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:08 From: itismetroll [friendlycovertattacktroll] Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:43 Well I finally totally give up with this..clever "alt" of mine, Norace. Differnt huh? I thought. God damn you're good. I fuckin tried everything, too. Even a dogged Persistance with this gig..also didn't pay off. Reposting your stuff to further confuse inflame and irriate others against you hasn't worked either. All of these things would have destroyed anyone else, after I revealed how I "fooled you"! HA HA! A clever internet plan, it was too! Oh, well ..i have to attack you with another troll now. Fuck. ...................................................... ZZZzzzzz heh heh heh Hey Noracers .. Can ya smell it too? Smells like... gasoline ...around here alla sudden .. LOL ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related ---------------------------------- Hey Fucknut... I know where you live.
From: roadkillchef
[tasty]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:44
since the police shot the bastard and he's likely residing in a hospital, why not just inject some spent dorito's toilet water in his IV drip? Bet some of those family member were happy Fred was toasted. I mean, its the last place before the expire anyway.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:00
Fucking awesome. Ronny Milsap has a gospel album and he's advertising it on Adult Swim. Good thinking, I'm sure that'll be a big hit with the 18-34 year old crowd.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:07
Hey norace... I know where you live. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yawn. Yea, yea, yea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-F3vSrJIUQ Yawns more And I bet yer dick is hard, too right now, huh nitwit? (sighs) O ..K... whatever, huh folks? SO..fer alla ya NORACERS on board tonight! (big grin) Let's go to heading 2 7 0 ! ASSUME ATTACK formation. LOL! Norace wants to visit the RZR troll village about now.. I might need some back up if this troll's master decides to proceed to follow up on his norace attack with a "clever" alt! SHALL WE DANCE! .. (fist bump) heh HA! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:13
Shooting old people in a nursing home. How brave. Use to be it was just nurses who wanted to look like "big shots" by shooting up old folks ( with drugs )to get their rocks off. ( most worked the night shift ) http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/angels/albert_einstein_medical_center/1_index.html http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/notorious_murders/angels/male_nurses/biblio.html just a few that got caught. Countless other stories just the same. Same site. Check it out. Hospitals just transfer them , from state , to state , to state , just like they do with baby raping priests. No lawsuits that way. Itsmetroll , share your info.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:14
when I wasn't addressing you you belittled my comments for no reason at all and<called me a troll.> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yawn.. That's cause you are...a.. TROLL. And weather you and yer master like it or not I DO HAVE A LARGE FOLLOWING. FUCK YA! ..sighs bottom line peanut? ..you don't like norace? Fine, no sweat.. I don't like yer alt ID either fucker But I'll Tell ya what,. cupcake... LOL! Ya got a scroll button? (shakes head) Then use it.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-F3vSrJIUQ PS..AND..I do know who you are. heh heh heh whatever moron. Yer way tooo slow.
From: groundnutz
[A legume, not a tree nut]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:15
An open letter to The Duder from of one ancient member of the Rotten Family. I post as a former member of the old "classic" group of Rottentots assembled during those heady days some years ago. When I first "joined" Rotten, it was a truly classic site and a unique experience both. Minimalistic in style but rather groundbreaking in concept; one of the first user-generated aggregators of the strange, weird and truly absurd in both the news and in opinion alike. It attracted a great group of people and, although it may have never contributed very much to your revenue stream, the Daily Rotten news and forums were obviously a traffic-builder for your site and your other side ventures, and you treated us with a level of respect and attention commensurate with that. In other words, we as users and contributors felt appreciated and valued; we felt part of a very odd, dysfunctional yet unique community with you at the top. Sadly, this is no longer the case. Frankly brother, it seems like your hand is off the tiller and this boat is heading toward the falls with no oars, anchors or life jackets aboard. What a shame. Was a time where user bannination could result for simply being a big enough tool to post "First, fuckers!" in the forums on release of some new posts more than once. Now, you have asshats posting a single line of text with a page of whitespace to follow and no smackdown results. Abusive posters were perma-banned, and if you even caught a sniff of them trying to sneak back in under another ID, you'd do it again - and again - and even again. Now, the chickens rule the roost and personal attacks that include some fairly vicious swipes at the family of users are all too common. Open threats of harm and violence go on without repercussion. Personal data gleaned from other sites are posted without regard to the harm or embarrassment caused. That's not Rotten, that's on the cuff of criminal. Photos that even skirted too close to the less-than-legal were snapped up and snuffed and the poster was banned. Now, snaps that may or may not straddle that line are posted and cached with impunity; are bragged about and slavered over, even though clicking on the header of the Daily Rotten forum still displays your screed that begins: "CENSORED BY US GOVERNMENT 18 USC 2257" in huge, bold text. And as for the trolls? Well, it almost seems like you'd rather have them here instead of the long-time users that have created a fan-base and community on your site. Emails to that effect go into a virtual black hole, comments go unread or ignored and more and more space in each forum is being taken up by whitespace and ignorant drivel that consists of nothing more than the semi-literate vomitus of several sociopathic minds. Administration is gone. Oversight is gone. What few rules that did exist are obviously long gone. And the consensus of opinion that the "regulars" express is tossed away like so-much used Kleenex. Frankly Duder, this place pretty much sucks now. And based on the various scribbles posted by many of your most loyal Rotteneers, I'm certain that I speak for more than myself when I say that. When the oversight and administration of a forum has devolved to the point when regular visitors take it upon themselves to write plug-ins and code to try and make their experience here, at best, tolerable, well - methinks there is something wrong in the House of Rotten. In closing, I'd like to say that I fully expect that this missive will meet with derision in the forums in general as well as a complete slight from you. Frankly, I'm of the belief that you really don't give a damn about this side of the whole Soylent enterprise anymore and that this little project has become an amusing footnote in both your C.V. as well as the history of the web. You might just prove me wrong, although I wouldn't put any money on it. I may lurk back in and find a few changes to the esprit de corps of the "regulars", find a few of the most abusive posters missing, and a few of the most offensive trolls blocked and gone. But I doubt that's going to happen. As several of the more active Rotteneers have opined, I'm beginning to believe that you're just keeping this place on life support for only so long as there's traffic to benefit from. And that in the end, the plug will just be unceremoniously pulled on this slowly putrefying corpse and the lights will go out and you'll call it a day. I'd almost rather you'd do it sooner than later. Because this is no longer the Rotten we came to know and enjoy, and it's obvious that unless you put in some effort or allow some trusted user(s) to assist in its administration, the death spiral is well into the terminal phase. Thanks for giving us a place to gather, and for breaking ground against all odds with both the subject material and the relative freedom that we've enjoyed all these years. And on that note, I'm signing off again to lurk in the shadows once more. I fully expect this account to be disabled, toot sweet. Hell, I would if it was my site. No one likes to be called out like this. But I think we, as users and contributors, deserve better than this.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:38
From: gargoyle1 Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:31 groundnutz, well said. Probably in vain, but well said. ------------------- I agree
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:41
From: groundnutz [A legume, not a tree nut] Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:15 Well stated, man. And hopefully Duder will read it, at least. I also think Cheesegrits had a very good idea with the 'if everyone pitched in to help out the site, maybe Duder would come pay it a little more attention'.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:48
hey there, Sev ~~~ And on the self-pity front.... I'm out of beer, I haven't had any puffs in so long it hurts, and I'm now forced to rely on my stash of Blues. Waa! 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:49
"I fully expect this account to be disabled, toot sweet. Hell, I would if it was my site. No one likes to be called out like this." ______________________________ Someone seems to have an exaggerated concept of their own importance in the eyes of the owners of the site. The call for more "bannination" (sic) and control might not be the optimal solution in the eyes of all Rottentots. Besides I'm sure that the stupid antics of trolldom might, if anything, be an attractive feature to visitors to the site, while not offensive to the powers that be. I would bet that the most annoying trolls fully realize that the gallery for which they are doing their tricks is not the habitual denizens of this forum. As to censorship of questionable images, I presume that I should wax nostalgic over the "Good Old Days" (that in fact never were). Note that we have had very few out-of-bounds postings and that such were swiftly removed. Critique is easiest when one needs not take any personal responsibility for resolving any problems. Finally -- You have no entitlement and this site does not owe you a damn thing.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:49
sevgeli Our only hockey is the scorpions. Fun to watch , when in town , but they moved to Rio Rancho , 20 miles away , at 3 times the cost , and shit seats , fucked up parking , and fucknuts everywhere , and now they know they made a mistake. We have NOTHING here except minor league or college. Our baseball teams claim to fame is being named by Homer Simpson ( the isotopes ) , and they are a team from Canada. Even the sports bars are sad. Just bitching cause I can.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:54
I fully expect this account to be disabled, toot sweet. Hell, I would if it was my site. No one likes to be called out like this. But I think we, as users and contributors, deserve better than this. ...................................... ? Yawn Another self important tard "bites norace dust" LOL! This kinda real pussy whiny shitola.. Sounds a lot like abcess or mini me to us here tonight. AGAIN..whatever.. though. Soooo... Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out nitwit. ! heh heh heh hey Noracers... I smell gasoline agin! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related Back soon, now..take a break folks I gotta late supper tonight!
From: apesex
[Suplex]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:59
From: sevgeli [Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...] Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:42 Applebees has $2 tall boy Labatt drafts on hockey nights, so even if my Sabres are teetering on the brink of elimination from the playoff hunt, I have a really nice buzz goin' _____________ good to hear, but i've had to lay off the barley pop and sports the last time i nearly put a guy's head through a table for arguing with me about a game. it's either one or the other anymore. sports or beer. 
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:00
I agree with most of what you said Legume, and I hope it was cathartic for you, because that's about all it will amount to. I've taken to copying the bullshit vandalism posts and submitting them as articles. Does that serve any purpose? Sure! I enjoy it. If the trolling gos on much longer I think we should ask Duder for our money back.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:00
Hey Ik, I saw the Ronnie Milsap ad, and so did my daughter, who said "Dear God, who's that clown?" When I explained he was a blind C/W singer, she said: "He must be, if he dresses that way." Ah, the apple does not fall far from the tree, eh?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:01
Besides I'm sure that the highly entertaining antics of the noracejusthuman "show" might, if anything, be an attractive feature to visitors to the site, while not offensive to the powers that be. I would bet that Norace and duder fully realize that the gallery for which they are doing their tricks is not the habitual denizens of this forum. .............................................................. ? ! BINGO! BINGO and BINGO! Damn yer really are smart Green Death! I mean..REALLY! He really is a self important tard ain't he? (shakes head) ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjF_eDS6IjA OK.. now ..supper! 
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:03
Dink: I share your pain on the puffage end of things... it's been dry 'round here as well. Little blue V's and a few sips of Jack can do wonders for a mood lift however. --- Conspiracy: I don't really have a home-town loyalty or a favorite team, but my two friends are die-hard Sabres fans - and when you can get 24oz beers at $2 a pop, I'm in! Guess I'm lucky in the regard that every place in the US that I've lived, we've had at least one decent hockey team to watch within driving distance - even if it was AHL, OHL or ECHL minors. But that comes with living in snow country, I guess. .ie.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:09
He really is a self important tard ain't he? (shakes head) -------------------------- Why yes, Fucknut, indeed you are! A rare bit of self-insight.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:19
Merci, Goyle. I fucking <3 the shaved bits, cannot get enough of feeling it up... lol And most people don't even notice I'm missing 3/4 of the hair I used to have. Go figger...
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:20
Sev- One of the good things about living where I do is that I am 30 minutes away from the Hershey Bears (AHL), 45 min. from the Reading Royals (ECHL), and 90 min. from Philly (Flyers, AHL Phantoms). Also, three minor league baseball teams within an hour, and two major league teams within 90 min. I try to do at least one each year.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:20
First it was Brazilians in NJ... then it was waxed cukes in the last FFA... now this... "Officials say an equipment fire at an Austin, Texas, dental office has burned three employees, including one who is critically injured. Fire department Lt. Michael Littrell says alcohol from a torch caught fire during refilling when the fuel canister was knocked over Wednesday. The torch is used to seal and wax teeth. Austin-Travis County EMS spokesman Warren Hassinger says a 25-year-old dental technician whose scrubs caught fire suffered "extensive" burns on more than 20 percent of her body. A dentist and another male employee also suffered minor burns in the fire at Elite Dentistry." a torch to seal and wax teeth? can't they just spit the pubies out like the rest of us? .ie.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:22
fartnozzle [Hiznibs] Member Since: Wednesday, March 22 2006 Comments: 365 Hometown: lancaster, pa Bio: part-time watchmaker and clock repairer, full time alternative id and now , just another norace attack troll. /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// ? Yawn.. heh heh heh LOL! Sorry yer not as relevent here anymore nitwit. Yer from (yawn)Penn State,too right? ZZZZzz You DO..know GD is absolutely right, don't cha? Alla Yer old fucks and yer nasty "troll empire" .. ways .. are RAPIDLY..crumbling before a "LIVE STUDIO AUDIENCE! AS we speak! Anyway.. (shakes head) I mean.. REALLY dude! Enjoy folks! ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvTT29cavKo
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:27
IK, Even if I agree with a few of the Legume's points, I have had it with a world where people get something at no cost to them, and still feel that they are entitled to "call out" the source of their free enjoyment. It's all around us and soon we'll hear complaints that free goodies are not being delivered on a silver salver by a valet in full regalia. Of course, if this forum becomes became a liability instead of an asset, Rotten would close it without hesitation. That's only sound business. Yet the Legume makes it sound as if this was a betrayal of the faithful, and gross ingratitude on Rotten's part. I think that's idiotic.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:31
Heya Basch Mind sharing yr email addy with little ole me? You talked about some stuff in the last few FFA's I wanted to chat about. My addy's in my Bio, if ya like.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:35
Check out the remains of the "The World's First Rapist". http://www.theonion.com/content/video/paleontologists_discover_skeleton I guess He does predate Babylonia. 
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:38
GD~ "...I have had it with a world where people get something at no cost to them, and still feel that they are entitled to "call out" the source of their free enjoyment. It's all around us and soon we'll hear complaints that free goodies are not being delivered on a silver salver by a valet in full regalia." I have to agree, nothing this good (Rotten) ever comes without a cost. Personally, I did try and do 'my part' by actually purchasing stuff from the rotten Store. And like CG said, if more people would do that sort of thing, maybe we'd get better 'service' from the almighty Duder.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:39
norace is an asset, ................................ ! BINGO again GD! Smart! LOL! Sooo.. Since I really got up and running? An .."Asset" to Soylent and "duder"? LOL! YOU have NO idea! Either did I at first! But the *BEST PART? heh heh heh.. ... believe me sweethart, *a noracer hater like yerself will be none to happy to find out! You betcha ! heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exyPDIQhN_M
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:40
Sorry yer not as relevent here anymore nitwit. Yer from (yawn)Penn State,too right? ZZZZzz ------------------------- Ah, yeah, you're right, Fucknut, but see, I never WAS trying to be relevant.. Whereas you try your damndest to be relevant but night after night fall on your face. By the way Fucknut, if being relevant is posting about the thread or the subject at hand..I guess in the relevance tournament, I have about a 14,635 shot lead over your sorry ass.. Okay, I'm done feeding the Troll..on to view the other exhibits befor the zoo closes.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:44
GD: I dunno... I'm of two minds about that. I see content as having a certain value... which is why I choose to scroll an awful lot these days. And I know I've been only the occasional poster, but it sure doesn't look like I've seen a whole new crop of users pop up to replace the old ones that drifted elsewhere... but free is free - so I guess if you can either block what you don't care for or can skip past to what you do, it does me no harm. Selective reading and selective hearing are skills I've developed .ie.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:45
Sev: My Dad lives about 90 min. from Erie, and I've been to a few Erie Blades games back in the old days. So many fights I'd run out of room on the score sheet. Good times, man!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:51
Sev, "selective reading" is an excellent way to put it. I have to be dreadfully bored, on a train with nothing to read but that single magazine or paper that is written in a language that I understand to ever go cover to cover. ------------ Dink, you are the BEST and don't you ever forget it! You're a precious gem in a questionable world.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:51
I've gotten to the point where I say FUCK the majority on this site. There's a few who have intellectual points to make. (Those WHO KNOW WHAT THEY'RE talking about.) Movie reviews, wine recommondations, intellectual conversations... MOST of it however is bullshit. Fuck y'all... I'll be back tomorrow.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:54
Nozzle: did you happen to see that the Maple Leafs signed one of the sons of one of the Hanson Brothers from Slapshot to a entry level contract? He's the son of Dave Hanson - played at Notre Dame, of all places! Hahahaha! check this out: http://www.vancouversun.com/sports/Young+Hanson+excited+Leafs+signing/1449828/story.html "puttin' on the foil, coach!" .ie.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:56
You have mail Dink. Nozzle, I see you have your real home town on your bio too. So it seems people from Lancaster don't mind admitting that we're from Lancaster.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:59
From: fartnozzletroll [Hiznibs] Date: 1-Apr-2009 20:40 God damn that Norace. How does he know all this shit of mine? Ok. First! I win Norace! I win! I better than you and you are retarded. Simple as that! And..I declare victory over you , cause you are mean and I can't keep up with you. Soo now.. I'll spend some time trying to "firm" up my Alt ID, by adding more personal details in my innocent "chat" with another "old club member" poster, and old friend GD! Grrr! ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXp91aYhOBg sighs... ZZzzzzzz
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:08
Ok. First! I win Norace! I win! I better than you and you are retarded. Simple as that! -------------------------------- Well Fucknut, You've made some solid progress tonight! As they say in the 12 step programs, admiting is the first step to a cure!
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:13
For some reason this headline and story blurb brings this album title to my mind,  But they aren't related, it's just the title and image. By the way, it's a hell of good album that grows on you over time. 'the brain song' "I went to the hospital asked for a general check the doctor said yes and started to stick needles into my back they sucked out all my blood made me piss into a glass I was connected to machines for thousands of tests what a gas! (chorus) your brain can fool your body it makes you feel pain even when you're not ill.."
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:15
Nozzle: did you happen to see that the Maple Leafs signed one of the sons of one of the Hanson Brothers from Slapshot to a entry level contract? ---------------------------------- Notre Dame? Alma mater of one of my all-time favorite hockey players, former Flyer Dave Poulin. By the way, the one Hanson Brother that wasn't a brother, I think his name was Carlson, actually played in the NHL, for the Minnesota Northstars I believe. By the way, Slapshot is IMO the best sports movie EVER!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:15
From: fartnozzletroll [Hiznibs] Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:08 Grrr! ......................... ? yawn Hmmmm Now I thought yer just got done sayin yer done with feeding Norace his peeled grapes one by one.. ..nitwit. ZZzzzzz heh heh heh Yawns for real now a little.. Sooo What do yer folks wannasee next? as we wait fer my new peanut friend ,Farty.. To maybe..prepare another "norace attack" post. Hop on board! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmfAzhwHlWc&feature=related
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:20
Ik, The only (or the main) thing to be ashamed of Lancaster for is that it is the home of James Buchanan, the WORST, and only GAY president.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:22
Now I thought yer just got done sayin yer done with feeding Norace his peeled grapes one by one.. ----------------------- Hey, you keep throwing 'em, and I'll keep hitting 'em outta the park.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:25
>>As they say in the 12 step programs, admiting is the first step to a cure! << Great, now that you mentioned AA he's going to bug me about drinking. I'm staying solid with my hobby. The Declaration of Independence was written in a bar. The Third Reich started in a beer hall (like 'em or not you have to admit those guys weren't slackers). And drunks make the best parents. Having to repeat everything 20 times doesn't bother us at all.
From: dinktoucher
[Free Goo!]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:25
I'm getting some serious lag, and my server keeps timing out... stupid cheap stupid thing... ~~~ Gotcha, IK, and reply sent (yes, there's more... lol) Been nice chattin' folks... I am off to squish the bed. I have a meeting with University intake man in the morning. Cross my fingers I don't need a year of upgrading first (that'd be a bummer). Later, taters.. I wish you pleasurable dreams
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:36
>>As they say in the 12 step programs, admiting is the first step to a cure! << Great, now that you mentioned AA he's going to bug me about drinking. ------------------------- Ik, I never mentioned AA.. But in his instance it means Assholes Anonymous.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:40
Nozzle: re: Slapshot - you are correct, sir. And yeah, several of the extras also were former monir or NHL players... I understand that Oglethorpe was modeled after a player on the Syracuse team in the 70's. I have a blue Charlestown Chiefs jersey... one of my self-indulgent purchase moments... no numbers or name tape, but it's a gem. .ie.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:47
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:39 Fart: (Goodness, I hate calling you that) AA did me good. Can't knock it. Bascha: Call me Nozzle, if it makes you feel better. I wouldn't knock AA. Saved alot of lives. I gotta get some sleep nite, Kiddies! Play nice!
From: abyss
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:52
You have no entitlement and this site does not owe you a damn thing. I beg to differ, Sincere post Nutz. Daily Rotten Forum Experience These forums exist for readers of Daily Rotten to discuss what's going on in the world today. After a few days, a story is closed to new comments and frozen in time. Everybody is welcome to participate. That said, Rotten Staff reserves the right to remove any message for any reason. As folks contribute comments on a regular basis, groovy new features will be unlocked for them. See Account Information for details. An account is not required to read comments but you must register to write one. Registration is free. Continue... Looks like a contract of sorts to me. Duder I would humbly suggest that you adhere to above contract. As folks contribute comments on a regular basis, groovy new features will be unlocked for them. ANYBODY ever received anything groovy! Lately? Been here for eons. Only thing groovy here is the people. As to why I am posting well I felt like it. And that is the way it should be. The other day I trolled this site for the first time. That was also the last time. I do not understand why anyone would deliberately waste ones time in trolling misinformation directed in part to their own failing discrepancys. As you post, as you get read. Norace the MAIN reason you have been blocked by those who can is because you do not have any respect for yourself or others. For over a year now you have babbled over a misfortune which you yourself created. Now you have turned to outright lying and plagurism. There is little point in trying to even communicate with you. I am certain you will repost this as your nimble mind seems fit. Abyss out.
From: shkelqim [Shejtan Nderim]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 21:58
east europa say norace must die. That must be sad norace to have once communist country want you sent siberia!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 22:04
As to why I am posting well I felt like it. And that is the way it should be. ////////////////////////////////// ? Yawn Oh great, wadda big surprise, huh folks? The super self important, ZERO self insight, mamma's emema boy ! ;-O LOL ! Has graced us with his.. "Dramatic Return".. yet ..Again... Thanks macArthur, i mean, abcess! ;) I, for one am really .. GLAD yer back! REALLY boy! sighs... snicker. ;-O ! You are the GIFT that KEEPS ON GIVIN, nitwit! :0 heh heh heh. ..yet ..again.. yawns.. ZZZZzzz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtGWVoLGAA8
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 22:13
Abyss: ummm... no groovy new features, unless you call no tags, html or xml groovy and new... but yeah, I clicked on the "whatever" button when I signed up, just like I do on every Terms of Service release, so I guess I got what I deserved. still and all, rabid death to some... .ie.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 22:26
Daily Rotten Forum Experience These forums exist for readers of Daily Rotten to discuss what's going on in the world today. After a few days, a story is closed to new comments and frozen in time. Everybody is welcome to participate. That said, Rotten Staff reserves the right to remove any message for any reason. As folks contribute comments on a regular basis, groovy new features will be unlocked for them. See Account Information for details. An account is not required to read comments but you must register to write one. Registration is free. Grrr! ANYBODY ever received anything groovy! Lately? ................................................... ? slowly..Raises hand. (big grin) !! Good night now folks! You've been all been swell! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D096IUNVRKo
From: abyss
Date: 1-Apr-2009 22:29
Im sorry, you know you really are a gift to Rotten. As we sit here pondering your inevitable demise, I wonder if you get out much? You know converse with species of your own kind. You like that dont you? But alas you do make for good cannon fodder.
From: abyss
Date: 1-Apr-2009 22:47
so I guess I got what I deserved. No we didnt Sev. All this bullshit with Norace would have been absolved if Duder adhered to his own rules. Yes he would have signed up as another but if he kept up the trolling then that ass would be banned. You should not need the Rottenizer to scam this site. We do it in the raw here. Rotten.Com. 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 22:47
I hear Git turns his nose up at Nick Lowe. (and Drake & Cave?) He must summarily cunniling Michelle (his belle) Osama. (as is his won't) Simianatry.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 22:54
(shakes head) zzzZZZ slowly..Raises hand. ---- Parkinsons' is a bitch, ain't it? but it does explain an awful lot... the tics, the mumbles, the nonsensical outbursts, the conversations with imaginary friends... don't feel bad - it even happened to John Paul II...
From: fuck
Date: 1-Apr-2009 23:01
I take heart in that NR is older than I, so his LAME FUCKING BULLSHIT SELF will be IN THE FUCKING GROUND long before my flesh meets the worms. Yes. When your family grieves, I will mock, shitstain.
From: fuck
Date: 1-Apr-2009 23:07
TOTAL NORACEREY. No, I won't spam it. That's over the line.
From: abyss
Date: 1-Apr-2009 23:09
it even happened to John Paul II... And to think that Norace even scopes this man. Semantics really. Later people, sleep needs folding. Out.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 23:13
Calling Obama Osama because the words are phonetically similar is retarded. But I called W Bush "shrub" for eight years so I guess I don't get to take the high ground on that.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 23:16
Conde Nast! I fucked a nigger-bitch (one of three in my campaigns) when I was about 19 with a big purple clitoris the size of my big toe! I shit not. She wanted me to lie still w/cock imbedded whilst she commenced a 'bucking' motion......all the time moving the clitoral hood in sexually manipulative fashion with thumb and forefinger over the aforementioned engorged grape. True story I'm somewhat ashamed to admit; but perhaps slightly odd and 'rotten'?
From: abyss
Date: 1-Apr-2009 23:25
Ideas for a first date. Walk to door, be greeted by Father. Pulverise Father, grab date by throat, lead her to the poison. Make sure she swallows. Bend her over the couch and make sure she knows that you have been there. Pour wine over her, toss rose petals towards her and say, thankyou. Always say, Thankyou. For U, DD. Goodnight.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 23:36
Big purple clit? Congratulations DD , your a man + "Your not a man until you split a black oak" is what us hicks say. For a giant purple clitoris I think you should get bonus points.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 23:44
Jesus Murphy Itkhoid ; I'll never live it down. BTW..why did you change your screenname, it took me about a year to re-associate. Assholious than thou.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 1-Apr-2009 23:53
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 1-Apr-2009 23:40 May I say FUCK the moon landings? ---- but Bascha, they DID happen... ask OJ Simpson... or Art Bell... just don't fuck with Buzz Aldrin... http://www.metacafe.com/watch/28790/astronaut_boxer/ hahahahaha! .ie.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:02
Christ almighty (and Desiderious Erasmus)...........Art Bell is a bloody lunatic! I had an otherwise normal, nominally-educated buddy whom listened to that fucker and became convinced the Masons were a 'luciferian presence'. I didn't have the heart to explain that organized jewry.............
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:08
I knew Prince Philip wouldn't let us down ! "I say Obama old chap, all these bloody foreigners look the same" He said. Or something much along those lines. I do NOT find Mrs Obe in the slightest attractive. Coarse boned and huge of hand she resembles a poor quality drag queen ( Hi norace) with more money than taste
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:10
The bad news  we are being invaded by giant, immortal ,carnivorous frogs the good news my kids like frogs so at least I'm not going to hear a bunch of bitching from them.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:21
"when I wasn't addressing you you belittled my comments for no reason at all and<called me a troll.> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yawn.. That's cause you are...a.. TROLL. And weather you and yer master like it or not I DO HAVE A LARGE FOLLOWTHROUGH . FUCK YA! ..sighs bottom line peanut? ..you don't like norace? Fine, no sweat.. I don't like yer alt ID either fucker " How curious this norace fellow is. He claims to be a "persona" and yet has "likes and dislike" and threatens to "harrass" people who mention his "family. Question 1. How can a "persona" have a family about which to get upset ? Are they all imaginary too. I never had an imaginary friend as a kid so I am not sure how this stuff works. Question 2. To any of the alleged "Noracers". Hi ! Nice to meet you. I was just wondering if one of you could explain what you get from reading his posts. Is it "humour" that doesn't travel well or something. Clue me in , I am interested. Question 3. As I never click on links posted here, thanks to dear old Mr Grey and his paedoporn collection, I was wondering what the Youtube links actually show. Is it just people dribbling or something ? Enquiring minds want to know.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:22
Phil may well indeed be the last Englishman on my island with true sentiment expressed. If he DID perish the silly bitch; can we not be rid of Fayed Sr. How dare that wog own Harrods....if only Jane Seymour knew!
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:23
Mr Obamas wife Michelle, also hosted by Mr Brown, is most famous for this line from her graduate thesis at Princeton University: There was no doubt in my mind that as a member of the black community, I am obligated to this community and will utilize all of my present and future resources to benefit the black community first and foremost.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:35
Good news though. Obe is getting to grips with illegal immigration "According to Northern Ireland deputy First Minister and IRA stalwart Martin McGuinness, the majority of undocumented Irish young people living illegally in America come from Fermanagh and Tyrone. President Barack Obama intends to tackle the problem, Mr McGuiness told the Northern Island assembly yesterday. Reporting on his recent week-long trip to the US, Mr McGuinness said the issue came up constantly." Can't have those pesky Irish coming over and taking all the jobs from the Somalis and Arabs can we ?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:38
When I hear the address 'Mrs. Brown' , I instinctively look for Dame Judi Dench. (a woman of measured class quite unlike uncultured gibbon-girl)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:47
And as far as the pig-eyed bog Irish drunken rabble-rousers go.......kick 'em up the backside often enough and results may follow. (Hey; they ARE white) N1ggers unfortunately usually remain far 'beyond the pale'. But hey; so do Ring-tailed Lemurs!
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:52
President Obama gave the Queen the iPod - with video of her time in Washington and Virginia in 2007 and tracks by Queen Latifah and Flo Rida during a private meeting overnight. He also gave the Queen a songbook signed by composer Richard Rodgers, the Associated Press reported. For her part, the Queen handed the President and wife Michelle a portrait of herself and her husband and some bananas.
From: doglery [A screaming metamucil hound and howling pornographic Chickens]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 01:02
rom: groundnutz [A legume, not a tree nut] Date: 1-Apr-2009 19:15 Why do you want the administrtor dude man to dew more work? You talk on and on about "good old times back when" and ask for restrictions and digital babysitting fit for morons. hahaha, I think you need a troll's little bronze fart toilet, in the bathroom next to the regular toilet, so you can go to the bathroom and fart several cubic feet of fresh methane, carbon dioxide, di-hydrogen, and hydrogen sulfide, instead of whining like an ugly lamb.
From: sevgeli
[Indecent Exposure... the hacker that was...]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 01:10
Can't have those pesky Irish coming over and taking all the jobs from the Somalis and Arabs can we ? ---- thick as thieves, they were... until we shuttered the coal mines, nationalized the railroads and integrated the police departments... now we keep them contained to the fire brigades, the streets and sanitation departments and the growing number of "authentic" Dublin-style pubs... oh, and on the East Coast, there are always political slots a-waiting for a fair-haired, ruddy-cheeked son or daughter of Eire to fill. The Somalis, well... they seem to favour the Commonwealth to our North. Much better asylum, health and public benefit options there. As for Arabs? Goodness no - we're full up, thanks! Except for the ones that can pass as Mexican or Colombian landscapers or domestics. We're still recruiting for former subjects of the Empire from India, however... our college students apparently have the math and analytical skills matched only by a 12-year old from Calcutta - but on the other hand, they can drink the typical chav from Liverpool under the table. .ie.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 01:26
they can drink the typical chav from Liverpool under the table. ------ Impossible! They'd be puking curry and reciting lines from 'Ghandi' after a snort or two..I went to Grad school with some of these cow-worshiping dot-heads. Not bad scientists; but put one of these patchouli-reekers in a suit and but them in front of a cynical white bottom-line head-hunter.........and an arse- boot to Bombay is usually forthcoming.
From: doglery [A screaming metamucil hound and howling pornographic Chickens]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 01:28
Those Irishmen like to reproduce in orange places. I once saw an Irishman, and I wasn't sure if it was a goose.
From: doglery [A screaming metamucil hound and howling pornographic Chickens]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 01:30
i want a long nightgown, like Dracula that way I could sleep better.
From: doglery [A screaming metamucil hound and howling pornographic Chickens]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 01:37
just saw a really bad movie, dont know the name. 'crap cookies' is the only thing that comes to mind.
From: doglery [A screaming metamucil hound and howling pornographic Chickens]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 01:42
I want to go to Maine so bad. Fuck I'm in hell, cubed. Why can't I get out of here? I feel like I'm being fucked by a big, burlap penis, lubricated by a dreadful series of shrieks and pinched-off mousefarts.
From: doglery [A screaming metamucil hound and howling pornographic Chickens]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 01:47
Thelma Skunkpenis. The woman of my reams.
From: doglery [A screaming metamucil hound and howling pornographic Chickens]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 01:54
Talk about the 80's. Talk about the union of the snake.
From: doglery [A screaming metamucil hound and howling pornographic Chickens]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 01:59
Life is so clear, so close now. everything is being integrated I remember how the horse's asshole puckered, when me and the sheriff tried to fuck it
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 04:20
And as far as the pig-eyed bog Irish drunken rabble-rousers go.......kick 'em up the backside often enough and results may follow. That sounds like a great plan. Irish rabble rousers being such push overs and all.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 04:27
Ik jr just informed me that one of his requirements for 3rd grade gym class is running a 4 minute mile and every kid in his class can do it. The steroids we put in beef must be kicking in now, I could run a four minute mile when I was a kid , but that was considered damn near superhuman then.
From: joemama [Joe Mama]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 05:01
Best thing about Alzhiemer's is that you can hide your own Easter eggs.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 05:19
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 2-Apr-2009 00:21 "when I wasn't addressing you you belittled my comments for no reason at all and<called me a troll.> ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Enquiring minds want to know. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////// ? heh heh heh ;) Yawn. Sorry yer so jealous git. But..If ya can't keep up, at least step outta our way! Why don't you just do what you do best..? Just...keep making 'cute" jokes about bananas and Black people and How bored yer are with the dumb people alla round ya.. .. That stuff is soooo clever! ZZzzzzzz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXp91aYhOBg Gooooooooooood... Morning Rotten!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 05:35
From: abyss Date: 1-Apr-2009 22:47 so I guess I got what I deserved. No we didnt Sev. **All this bullshit with Norace would have been absolved if Duder adhered to his own rules. Yes he would have signed up as another but if he kept up the trolling then that ass would be banned. You should not need the Rottenizer to scroll this site. You have a finger We do it in the raw here except for norace, he gets my goat. Rotten.Com. ////////////////////////////////////////////////// LOL!@ :-O) Bwhahhaaaaaaaaaaa! Seriously folks. (shakes head) Is this tard fer real? (shakes head) Yawns and sighs.. Sooo.... I guess he's back now since nobody gave flyin fuck when he left the first time. heh heh heh A follow up antinorace spam tantrum didn't work, NOR did his LONG boring Troll post last night. Wadda fucking weenie. No father figure grownin up... ... I'll betcha with this Manbaby whiner. Welcome back...boy. ZZzzzz heh heh heh ***The extra funny stupid shit he said! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-F3vSrJIUQ
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 05:45
From: abcess Date: 1-Apr-2009 22:29 Im sorry, norace you know you really are a gift to Rotten. As we sit here pondering your incredible verbal and intellectual superiority over us, I wonder about you a lot. You know you make me look simple minded over and over. You like that dont you? But alas I do make for good *cannon fodder. ............................................................. ? Yawn. *Boom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhtcaRRngcw heh heh heh
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 06:22
take heart in that NR is older than I, so his LAME FUCKING BULLSHIT SELF will be IN THE FUCKING GROUND long before my flesh meets the worms. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, heh heh heh I've had this same effect on morons before.. (bows) http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=SLLSCLHKWPE
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 06:27
Why does the roomie want to hit a mexican? Nope, can't afford movies, they cost money, something I've forgotten what it looks like.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 06:31
hold no guarantee that a new approach will work, but only morons keep on doing the same exact things while expecting different results. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ! I thought I post this! GD and I don't agree on a whole lotta things! And when she says something that finally makes a little sense.. ;) Right on. I don't know EITHER.. ..if alla what the obama administration is gonna work. NOBODY DOES! Nobody. We, as the only global SUPER POWER left on the planet.. never faced this combination of problems.. and on quite the same scale of magnitude! I keep thinkin ... Hoover, FDR, New Deal. Horrible economic problems! LOTS and lots of similarities for students of history to examine! I really believe .. This time in 2009 sooooo much parallels FDR and the Depression/New Deal "Grand experiment" in 1932! Again. Obama and the whole country are.. traveling to a BRAVE NEW WORLD! Much As we did with our new democratic President in 1932! IMO the REPUBLICAN "attacks" on him and what he's trying to do... Is very , VERY counterproductive... But more so to the Party of Elephant. They have essentially staked a claim.. a line in the sand, if you will. ...If the economy doesn't COMPLETELY tank... The party is gonna look real, REAL bad. They almost have set themselves in a no win deal here. 1.They "lose" if Obama's plans "work".. 2.And ALLA us Americans will lose BIGGER if the ECONOMY does blow up. I sure wouldn't wanna be a Republican true believer right now. Rush is the party leader and Sarah Palin is the "Party hope" in 2012! LOL! poor fucking bastards... heh heh heh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnYKYxTxA-0&feature=related
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:12
NJH I never attacked you or said I hated you, so how am I being a troll? I'm just trying to understand why someone like yourself who attacks bullies and racists turned his attacks on me? In a previous post I left my personal email so you could contact me away from the forum and hopefully meet the person behind the "persona" but you never bothered to respond. So how can you say you "know who I am"?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:15
Well, the way you said it, made me wonder, but then sometimes I wonder too far and get lost
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:23
BL calling tortilla flats "Authentic mexican" is like saying Olive Garden serves Italian food. It's Ok food I agree but half the items you would never see South of a Taco Bell. That stuff is all Tejano, mexicanish American food.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:24
I won't ride the bus here, LOL, kinda that scary thing. I'd want to take a gun with me if I had to ride them
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:25
From: bizzarotroll [fake black attack troll] Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:12 buzzz buzzz buzzz... poop! /////////////////////////////////////// ZZzzz Slap! heh heh heh Yawns.. Mosquito Trolls out early this mornin, eh Karl? LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=JQee3ag4niE&feature=related (shakes head)
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:26
Bascha, once I'm out west again I should invite you out and take you to a real messican place. I used to know some great hole in the wall places with some damned good food
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:33
I'm Brazilian, not Black NJH. How come we can't have a conversation? Why do you just belittle others, even when not insulted? I could understand you being defensive if spmeone had insulted or attacked you before but why don't you respond to me?
From: ecaron666 [Theantinoracefuellingparanoiasince2009]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:34
"GD and I don't agree on a whole lotta things! " Now why might that be, let us consider. GD- intelligent, well educated, well travelled lesbian Norace- norace. Q.E.D. ( That's Latin).
From: ecaron666 [Theantinoracefuellingparanoiasince2009]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:36
"I'm Brazilian" Can we call you "Waxy" ? Don't mind me, I'm an "attack troll" Lol.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:38
bizzaro, you may as well bash your head with a hammer as try to make sense out of norace. Best to just ignore IT. If you can't ignore it you can get a nice script written by a fellow rotteneer that will allow the removal of his posts ( and any other troll types ) and it greatly improves the Rotten Experience.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:04
How come we can't have a conversation? ///////////////////////////////////////////// Yawn. Because you're a peanut boy to me. You ..presume.. to "engage" me? Whatever! LOL! You have an very INFLATED self esteem nitwit. Zero maturity and insight are obvious in yer posts to me as well. (sighs) So, No.. Sorry..I"m just not gonna email you peanut..LOL! ZZZZZZ You don't got the wisdom my small little man troll to 'engage"Norace. (shakes head some more) but thanks anyway tard! (shakes head) Me and the crew here ..think .. yer better off just passin Norace by... .. if yer do't like it Ok son? I mean really .. (shakes head) If ya don't happen to like me pass me by.. Scroll baby scroll! So folks! Where do alla these manbaby posters come from anyway? LOL! :0 No father again, son? Yer sound like it with yer big deal talk to me and being so fucking 'new" here and all..etc,..yawn http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-F3vSrJIUQ heh heh heh sighs
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:16
Then you need to find the Grease Monkey plug in and install it. After that either wait for TSS to show up or one of us can email the script to you.
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:23
Whatever NJH I was just trying to make the attempt to know you before I wrote you off like most of the other posters here have seemed to do. i guess the stereotype of you is correct, how come none of your "noracers" never seem to post here? And BTW I do have a Father, at home with my Mother. You are really overstepping the bounds of decency when you make comments about someones parrentage and family. I would have thought you of all people here on Rotten could appreciate this. Thanks for showing your true colours before I wasted anymore time trying to be real with you. ~ Glen
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:30
Don't even try Bizz. There's some type of brain damage going on there.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:32
From: boringbraziltroll [truth is i'm a nitwit] Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:23 Waah! ////////////////////////////// Yawn. Well, then.. I guess this is really it, huh? (rolls eyes) .. ;) bye, bye.. "glen"... buddy! .. it's been swell! Don't let the rzr r0tt box lid hit yer dumbass on the way out. LOL! heh heh heh whatever.. Sooo how about now? Let's go to a video while this clown continues to be "injured".. LOL! :0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNcShXs_CMM BBL ..out fer errands..
From: minarchist [prolefeed]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:32
I scored an AUTHENTIC Big Lots Obama poster the other day. Only 10 dollars! I slapped a Ron Paul sticker over the visage of our Dear Leader and scrawled 'Il Duce' along with a hammer and sickle on his shirt collar. I hung it on the wall and put some candles and incense around it. Now for the burnt offerings...
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:36
Should be there any second, I forwarded the original - Check the readme.txt for install instructions
From: shkelqim [Shejtan Nderim]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:39
Biz I normal lurk here, but this no race person is a wife hitting baby raper as well as total fuck nut. We all laugh at him or IT as we like to call him! IT does not get even a name! How sad when a MAN does not even deserve name? TSS send me script, it is gift from god, or maybe racist white man but no matter as it keep me from have see fuck nut use hundred lines to say ZZZZZZ and spit all over key board. fuck nut is out buying more shit american beer I hope. Any thing to keep him away from key board.
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:40
From: bizzaro [truth is lie!] Date: 2-Apr-2009 07:33 I'm Brazilian, not Black NJH. How come we can't have a conversation? Why do you just belittle others, even when not insulted? --------------------- Brazillian eh? These Brazillian girls are having fun.    
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:42
From: mini me [noracefeed] Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:32 I scored an AUTHENTIC Big Lots Obama poster the other day. Only 10 dollars! I slapped a Ron Paul sticker over the visage of our Dear Leader and scrawled 'Il Duce' along with a hammer and sickle on his shirt collar and then pushed two carrot sticks up my ass while shouting out "the end is near to the end"! .. 11 times backwards. I hung it on the wall and put some candles and incense around it and as I neared the end my dick got rock hard! !! Now for the burnt offerings... ...fap fap fap.. poot! ........................................................... Oh, fer Christ sakes.. Ugh. wadda sick little weenie boy, huh folks? heh heh heh .
From: shkelqim [Shejtan Nderim]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:43
Pepe there is no god if pretty girl let men do that to her!
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:44
Spook I think "paranoid schizophrenic" with conflicting super ego and low self esteem would probably be a good diagnosis. Most likely from the disassociation of the guilty "self" to be replaced by the new "super human" fantasy persona. This is very common on the internet and in Video games where people are free to redefine themselves as how they would like to be seen and "live" in a perfect fantasy world of there own creation. ( i.e. The subject is unhappy or ashamed of their actual persona and the mind creates the alternate super ego to suppress their true self.)
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:45
The IT Troll thinks the script was written for him but it started around last November. Some dick was posting pages of blank posts and blowing margins.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:50
From: braziliantardtroll [truth is i'm a nitwit] Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:44 Spike, I think i'm outclassed totally, so i better declare victory here in the 3rd person with anybody that will listen like you. ....................................... ? Yawn Smart, nitwit. Very smart. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related Zzzzzz
From: minarchist [prolefeed]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:51
Biz: There's a good description of it as any. On the 'nut: 1. Alienated practically everyone on the forum with it's incomprehensible bullshit 2. Placed it's family at risk by sharing personal information 3. Proven itself a liar regarding a bullshit bet that no one cares about anyway 4. Continues to bring up the bet when the matter is settled and no one cares anyway 5. Is now the laughingstock of the forum by attempting to be the 'rottenest' of us all 6. Polluted Duder's database with over 15000 meaningless and useless posts 7. Made friends with Sandy 8. Ruined emoticons for everyone 9. Burned through about three dozen enter keys by now 10. Lied about being personal friends with Duder 11. Claimed to have messages from Duder exhorting it within the story headlines 12. Drove non-violent posters to seek Saw-like measures in stopping it 13. Posted hundreds of youtube vids that no one ever visited 14. Cannot figure out how to delete cookies on it's browser 15. Gleefully voted for *censored by fairness doctrine* Obama _____ From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 13-Dec-2008 20:30 "Words are a code based on commonly agreed upon meanings, you can't have a "private language" and expect to communicate while endowing standard terms with your personal inferences." From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger] Date: 17-Dec-2008 07:59 Here GD has addressed an aspect of the fucknut phenomenon. That is to say, if I dream up a thorny, hard to read writing style & fill up endless pages with it, then expect the world to adjust to me & it, rather than the other way 'round, I may not get many takers. A repulsive, unreadable writing style also exposes the disturbed psyche of its maker, who pretends to communicate whilst actually ensuring everyone is kept at a "safe" distance. From: sp00k Date: 17-Dec-2008 08:23 Hooting noises and gibbering isn't a private language
From: minarchist [prolefeed]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:51
From: conspiracy [Theory] Date: 14-Dec-2008 03:42 As for norace, there is no cure. This is an open forum, and so long as laws are not broken, he is within his rights. A while back, someone asked why he wrote like he did, he stated that "he didn't want to bust margins" (a problem for some at the time I guess) OK, I thought. But as time went on, things changed. Maybe it was because a bet was made, or maybe because he felt a friendship was betrayed. But the fact is: Something went wrong. We all see it. He has pushed it to the point that people block him, mess with him on every level, post his private info, on him and his family. I mean, just from the info that has been posted, people will know where his son goes to school by the address. He thinks that the more you post, the better you are, so he won't stop. He thinks the more you anger people, the better you are. He thinks by ignoring him, the better he is. He will even believe THIS post betters him in some way. My point? No cure. He even claims "norace" just human, even adopted a African American child , but then attacks a Native with words that are VERY racist. So again, no cure. He has his own demons to fight, like we all do, but he brought his to rotten and thinks they matter.
From: minarchist [prolefeed]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:55
Aside from all that nonsense... There was a particularly icky car wreck in LA yesterday. http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-la-canada-crash3-2009apr03,0,7959847.story Authorities have arrested the driver of a semitruck that crashed into several vehicles in La Cańada Flintridge before slamming into a bookstore, killing a 12-year-old girl and her father and injuring several others.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:57
From: minime [noracesnack] Date: 2-Apr-2009 08:51 It's JUST NOT FAIR! Everything is not fair for meeeee! WAAAAAAH! It's not supposed to be like this! Waaah! ..Ooops!.... Now, I crapped my pants! It's all Noraces fault Mommmy! ... Emmmena! .. ///////////////////////////////////////////////// Yawn zzzz heh heh heh ! Yawns.. Soooo... While his mommy attends to the little coward shitstain We have time for this more entertaining feature. :0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjF_eDS6IjA
From: itsmetroll [troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:01
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 1-Apr-2009 18:08 From: itismetroll [friendlycovertattacktroll] Date: 1-Apr-2009 17:43 Well I finally totally give up with this..clever "alt" of mine, Norace. Differnt huh? I thought. God damn you're good. I fuckin tried everything, too. Even a dogged Persistance with this gig..also didn't pay off. Reposting your stuff to further confuse inflame and irriate others against you hasn't worked either. All of these things would have destroyed anyone else, after I revealed how I "fooled you"! HA HA! A clever internet plan, it was too! Oh, well ..i have to attack you with another troll now. Fuck. ...................................................... ZZZzzzzz heh heh heh Hey Noracers .. Can ya smell it too? Smells like... gasoline ...around here alla sudden .. LOL ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPXVGQnJm0w&feature=related ------------------------------ Norace that wasn't me! Look at the username: it(i)smetroll, I'm itsmetroll! Someone is trolling me and imitating my style, you know how that is. I'm still a loyal Noracer!
From: shkelqim [Shejtan Nderim]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:01
HAHA, this fuck nut has no life other than invent own life on rotten? Sad. I see why he friend with this Sandy Pepe person as he loves talking about what normal people do not. I bet he save all crap videos on computer as well. I would pay very well to see its hard drive.
From: minarchist [prolefeed]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:03
Jesus H. What hell hath duder wrought upon us? Do I need to get all biblical again?
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:04
Just curious If any "Noracers" or friends of his actually align themselves to him with posts here? Does he have any buds here that will actually claim him or they also part of his fantasy persona? I'll bet no one here will claim him as a friend, troll or otherwise.
From: minarchist [prolefeed]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:04
Not cool, sandy. There's funny, then there's fucking sick and nasty. Guess what that shit is. Knock it off, you fucking asshole.
From: minarchist [prolefeed]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:09
Pepe is one of it's friends, and has taken it upon himself to shop my picture into gay porn. FUCK YOU, Sandy. You've done some funny shit, that cooking picture was classic but damn, man.
From: ecaron666 [Theantinoracefuellingparanoiasince2009]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:10
"Just curious If any "Noracers" or friends of his actually align themselves to him with posts here? " Best not ask the under 12s to post, some of the stuff here is not really suitable for grade schoolers. Or,IMHO for those under 18 (either age or IQ) which is why I find it a bit creepy that norace allows his "son" to read here. Being a responsible parent, I don't think I'd wany my daughter ( or son) learning about scat porn or octopus pussies just yet. To every season ( turn turn) and all that.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:12
Keep feeding the fool by talking to or about IT. Then complain, like the Legume, about how the forum is going to shit and maybe even berate the Rotten staff for not doing a thing about it. We are the fabric of Rotten, we create it, and get what we deserve. I can't believe such a lack of self-control. And why should Duder give a shit when you don't?
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:14
how come his list of Noracers didnt have any rotten poster names on it? Did he just copy a list of his son's classmates? BTW spook thanks for script, installed and loving it, lots less scrolling!
From: ecaron666 [Theantinoracefuellingparanoiasince2009]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:16
I think sandy allied himself with norace as an anti-goyle thing rather than from any real "friendship". At least I hope so but you never can tell. Personally I don't mind norace at all, I find him very easy to annoy and like to imagine his little hamstery face getting all red and flustered and the moustache bristling like and aroused porcupine as he taps away another stream of mindless gookledygob. Bit of a one trick pony though. Calling every other troll "troll" and "cleverly" changing their posts does not exhibit any great intelligence. I would agree with the early analysis. Paranoid Schizo. The symptoms are obvious to anyone who has studied Psych. Persecution complex - check. Paranoia - check. Lack of insight and empathy- check. Silly moustache- check. Repetition- check, repetition-check, obsession with fecal matter ( hi theo) - check. Obvious Dr. Funklegrapper.
From: ecaron666 [Theantinoracefuellingparanoiasince2009]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:21
I like to feed the fool GD. It amuses me. I don't think the almighty "duder" gives a fig and all the more credit to him for that. In fact one could call it an illustration of exactly what happens when freedom is bestowed upon the unitelligent masses. You nearly always find that some numbnut will spoil things. Happens all the time. Most folks cannot handle freedom, they need daddy ( or mummy, let's not be sexualist) to tell them what to do.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:21
Personally I don't mind norace at all, I find him very easy to annoy and like to imagine his little hamstery face getting all red and flustered and the moustache bristling like and aroused porcupine as he taps away another stream of mindless gookledygob. ---------------------- I concur. I liken it to a cat toying with a mouse.
From: ecaron666 [Theantinoracefuellingparanoiasince2009]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:23
Feed the fool tuppence a bag tuppence , tuppence tuppence a bag* * Tuppence is an archaic English word meaning "Two pence". Funnily enough there was no uppence for one penny but we did use "thrupence" for 3 until cruely forced to go decimal in 1971 to our eternal regret.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:23
Have to disagree GD. IT will pollute every thread if its ignored or not although I'm sure IT loves the attention. And as far as I can tell, Duder hasn't given a rats ass for at least 15 months. He let Quitcher blow margins horizontal and vertical for months.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:24
Backread, Bizarro. As to keeping on talking with or about IT, you're just a guilty as many others. I was not aware I was "complaining", just stating a few painfully obvious facts.
From: ecaron666 [Theantinoracefuellingparanoiasince2009]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:25
Hur hur you said "blow the margirines"
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:27
But what is the point is adding fuel to the fire? I didn't start it! Everyone else is doing it. It's fun. blah blah blah Then a little further down, waaah ... this place sucks, Duder should fix it. Stop making things worse if you are going to piss and moan about it later.
From: ecaron666 [Theantinoracefuellingparanoiasince2009]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:28
Sandy, in your little selection of poopy girls they appear to be putting the shit back up the botty ? Has it occurred to you that it may be faked and that what you are seeing may be chocolate cake which is very common in Brazil. Either that or drugs may have been involved, of course.
From: ecaron666 [Theantinoracefuellingparanoiasince2009]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:30
"But what is the point is adding fuel to the fire? " To paraphrase the late great Harry Nilson, "why does there have to be a point".
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:32
Well, Sp00k, instead of bitching about the lack of action by the "Rotten Government", TSS did something about it and took care of whole the matter. Of course, that did take more work than waiting for the manna (or the Welfare check) to fall from Heaven. Maybe a parable for our countries and our times.
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:33
It's time to play "Troll or no Troll". You decide ! For big cash prizes !
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:37
Perhaps "took care of the matter for those who wanted the matter took care of" would be a better way of putting it GD. I for one ( or several) rather like the chaos and confusion here. It's like a trip into Alice's mirror at times. Plus I get to annoy Americans and Canadians, which is cool. Anyone know the hot scoop, was the Canadian PM in the crapper when the photo was taken at G20 this morning ? He denies it "I did not have anal relations with that potty" he is alleged to have said.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:37
Fucknut is like the village idiot..you see him every day on your way to and from work, sitting on the wall jabbering on. Most days you ignore him but some days you crave a bit of sport so you fuck with him, like poking a caged animal with a stick. It will hiss and snarl for a while, then go back to jabberin' on after you leave. Just part of the Rotten atmosphere at this point. No use getting all worked up over. If it wasn't him it'd be some other asswipe. At least he's harmless.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:40
There does not have to be a point. However, it does make some of you look even more retarded than usual when you bitch about the "quality of rotten" one moment and then do all you can to make things worse the next moment. I suppose some of you deserve a Bravo! Good Work! It must take some effort for you to sink into further retardation and still maintain the ability to read and type. Good Job Tards!
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:41
I agree fart, though it is somewhat unkind to mock the afflicted. Luckily I am not cursed with scruples. I liken it to a fine piece of surrealist literature, I am a big fan of Alfred Jarry and can see parallels here. You never quite know which way things are going to turn. Around the corner there may be bears or brazilians covered in dooky, who knows. All part of life's rich pageant. Sheesh , and they call me old ( this is OG BTW in case you hadn't cracked my ever so clever troll disguise) ! Kids today.
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:42
"We didn't start the fire! It was always burning since the world started turning" AGD I'll talk to anybody as long as there willing to conversate. NJH wouldn't reply cohereantly so I blocked him, no problem. I don't complain or whine, I solve my own problems. If stuff was that annoying here i wouldnt visit the site.
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:43
"It must take some effort for you to sink into further retardation " Not really, it comes naturally to some of us. PMS ?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:46
Looks like all the trolls are oozing out of the woodwork this afternoon. Careful where you step Hey Cranky
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:47
No OG, endless days of miserable rain. I may need a boat soon to row out to see my underwater gardens. And you should know I was not talking about you anyway dear. I know you are far superior in the ways of retards.
From: johnmccain [supreme commander]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:47
How do you all like obama? Bet you wish you had an old white guy for president. Godammit!
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:50
Thank you cranky, that's sweet. I decided at age 22 to dedicate my life to being an idiot, being all serious really is no fun. I have done pretty well up to now, mainly thanks to Mrs Git's tolerance and ability to earn decent money. I was never meant for this world,too sensitive, too intelligent, I always wanted to be a lumberjack.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:50
Congratulations on "conversating"(sic) with the troll, and letting us know how badly you were treated. And keeping it going. No more on this boring subject.
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:53
GD, your European roots are showing. "You vill obey orders."
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:55
Welcome OG. It is good to see a man remain so dedicated after all these many, many years. And have faith, I think you of all people could pull off being a sensitive lumberjack. Just remember your bib for the drool. GD - South Alabama, nothing but rain and storms for days now.
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:58
I prefer "lemony cocksucker", more fruity and acidic. p.s. sandy, please keep the "lemon party gif under wraps", too close to home.
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:01
GD let me "lay my rap on you all" as the young folks say. The reason I address norace is not because I think it will have any effect on he himself, too far gone I fear, it is in the hope that some of his alleged "fans" may have the brains to start to question things for themselves, to perhaps realise that the norace view of the world is, in fact, a mental illness ( C.f Liberalism is a mental illness, a colouring book, by Gitford Nastie, Blackwood Press). For the young there is some hope, as long as they learn to think for themselves and apply the good old, tried and trusted scientific method. Theorise-test-test again etc. Evidence is what matters not opinions. That's my opinion.
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:04
I hold a pretty cynical view of mankind, as the great poet once said - When two tribes go to war A point is all you can score When two tribes go to war A point is all you can score A born-again poor man's son On the air America I modelled shirts by Van Heusen-yeah You know
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:06
" I take it you have a penchant then for to "Put on wimmin's clothin', and hang around in bars"? That's for me to know and you to find out , cheeky boy !
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:07
Hardly anyone of my age can say the word "larch" without calling it "mighty".
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:13
LOL Gargoyle. I'm cooking some calf brains for later. It felt so much like comparative anatomy that I started to get wafts of formaldehyde and phenol. A fine butter sauce and mushrooms will take care of any such associations. Little deep-fried new potatoes sprinkled with fresh parsley will add a veggie chorus to the mix.
From: crankygirl
[cranky]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:14
Hey bizzaro, now that you have the script, go ahead and block me. I don't want to bore a sensitive little cunt such as you. Hi and Bye Gargoyle (and everyone else). I have some sewing to get finished, a stripper penguin with big tits. Might as well go do that while it rains, and rains, and fucking rains some more.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:17
Stripper penguin with big tits? We have to have pics at the very least, preferably hi def video. GD, I've never had brains and honestly, there's no appeal. Plus the cholesterol would prolly clog an artery so fast I'd just pop my clogs.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:24
Who the hell shots up an alzheimers ward? If he woulda waited around for a minute or two they would have died of old age.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:27
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:25 I got the Waffle House job!! ==== Congratulations ?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:28
Good, I'll have a tall stack of pancakes, I want real butter on them too, none of that slime they try to pass off as butter. What kind of syrups do you have? I want my eggs scrambled. Hash browns as well. Do you have tobasco I can put on the eggs, and ketchup. Large ice cold milk to drink, thanks.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:30
Uh GD! When people use the "word" conversate I flip out & give them a 10min speech about how stupid they sound. Fuck, the word you're looking for is converse you asshole! You are conversing with someone!
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:33
Hello goyle, Today is not my day *sigh* I think the trocar is in order here! Stab stab stabby stab.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:35
On the "word" converstate. It's one of those made up words by either some TV sportscaster ( they are famous for not speaking english ) or other TV personality. It shouldn't be called english but instead "manglish" for the mangled manner in which they attempt to speak english. Those that make up such words and phrases ( such as Man caused disaster ) should be shot in the head promptly
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:36
Having a stabby type day? Hmmm,, I have had those myself, although I don't happen to have a trocar. However, I am in possession of other large sharp instruments
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:39
So, if we further expound on the Homeland Security ( such a nice gestapo ring to it ) Heads idea of the "man caused disaster" are those individuals that cause such disasters now to be called "man caused disasterists" or what? Anyone? "agents of man caused disaster" perhaps?
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:40
I agree 100% goyle. I'm actually having an OK day (thanks for asking goyle!) & am not really pissed, just annoyed with how retarded people can be
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:45
No need to appologize Cats, I know. Yeah, we all have to deal with the mentally challenged and it's quite frustrating. Never call Comcast tech support, it will challenge even the most patient of people. I think they could piss off the Good Humor man and the Pope, all in one session.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:48
LOL goyle. Eh I'll be leaving in a few to have breakfast, ordered Mexican.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:50
OK Cats, I know you're in Canada, and I think in Eastern time zone, possibly central, but it's nearly 3:30 in the afternoon here. That's just a tad late for breakfast in my book. More time for late lunch or early Tea time. Of course, breakfast is great anytime of day.
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:53
Breakfast is the #1 meal people in funeral services miss... along with every other meal! I'm just happy when I get to fit something in, you never know what time you'll get to eat. Later (PS- it's 3:25PM right now)
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:55
Hmmm,, is it because of the number of deaths in the wee hours? Fuckem, they're dead, they'll wait until I've had my cheerios
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:59
"Yes Mrs Funkelberger, we will get around to attending to your late husband just as soon as we have had our Wheetos, just prop him up in a corner and cover him with a damp cloth. Oh, an keep the cat out of the room "
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:00
Where do you keep the milk cats ? Somewhere cool...hmmm...
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:06
Hi Cats, I'm glad the day is treating you more pleasantly. People should however, be more considerate, and die at more convenient times, like Socrates who wanted ti inconvenience everyone as little as possible. I love the Rotten first names and am flattered LOL
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:08
I suppose what really bothers me about all these made up words, etc. is that in many ways it's like the govt. is trying to be Orwellian and fool us into accepting their newspeak as truth and to make things not seem as bad as they are, except, our own govt. officials have instead become deluded by their own newspeak and doublethink and no longer seem to have a grip on reality. I admit, a large portion of the populace seem to follow along like sheep to the slaughter but the rest of us sit back and just look on in a combination of sheer horror, bemusement and total disbelief at the stupidity of it all
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:09
I think a comedy orientated funeral directors could be a going idea. People could do with a good laugh at that time. Maybe specialise in clown makeup and balloon modelling. Ohh, I know, have a mechanism in the box so the bod sits up, arms a woggling and head a flopping. Cool idea .
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:09
It depends OL, do you have the r0tt to remove the worst of the mindless drivel? Then it might be OK. Otherwise I wouldn't recommend it. Hello as well
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:11
Or have a ventriloquist in the chapel "Gee, sure is dark in here" or "Goddam it it's getting warm" or "Hey, joke's over, lemme out". That would be fun. Bound to bring a smile to the bereaved's faces. Imagine norace's "ZzzzZzzz" , hilarous, I sure would like to see that.
From: tard [James Tard 007, licensed to troll]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:13
"do you have the r0tt to remove the worst of the mindless drivel? " Well excuse me, but some of us put literally seconds of thought into our mindless dribble.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:15
Git, you're not blocked, so you might get the impression that your dribble isn't as mindless or offensive as some here.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:15
Everytime I happen to glance at "Dramedy" and "Brangelina", I have to resist an uncontrollable urge to puke. Same, of course, with "narcoterrorist", "trickle down", any army calling itself "(Fill-in the blank) Defense Force".
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:16
dear gargy, where would i be without my beloved r0tt? it stopped snowing today. yay. let's see how long it will last for.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:18
Yes, GD, all of those great terms, those are the ones I speak of. It's truly disgusting.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:19
OL, I'm happy you aren't having snow now. Would you care to join me in the mud here? LOL. I'm not sure if the ground will ever dry out again.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:22
From: gargoyle1 Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:28 Good, I'll have a tall stack of pancakes, I want real butter on them too, none of that slime they try to pass off as butter. What kind of syrups do you have? I want my eggs scrambled. Hash browns as well. Do you have tobasco I can put on the eggs, and ketchup. Large ice cold milk to drink, thanks. ------------------- Sounds good. I'll have a stack of pancakes too with REAL butter that comes in those little wrappers, not the in mini paper cups, I don't want that oleo stuff. Two sunnyside eggs, don't break the yoke. I like to break it and dip my toast into it. Coffee and tomato juice. Thanks. Bascha, Congrats! Is 3rd shift the Graveyard shift? I've met the strangest people when I worked the graveyard shift. It was fun. Hi Cats and GD!
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:25
"Those ones" is a truly strange phrase. How can "ones" be plural ? I suppose you can have lots of seperate "ones" but, generally, we call them 2's or 3's. How many fingers have you got ? Fiveones.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:31
patsy, huh? lol. what preview? gargy, if i had balls, i would give one of them right now, just to see some mud. i would gladly come play in the mud with you. you have to come and shovel me out though.
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:32
To all you folks who objected to my word use; Please remember English is a liquid language and new words are added to the dictionary every year, and old ones fall to disuse. I'm sure some of the UK posters can back me up on this, "Conversate" has been listed in Websters dictionary my whole life and it is indeed a correct, scrabble recognized word. Even though you may not like it and it's not part of your vocabulary your opinion doesn't make it less than any other word. Here is a link if you don't believe me; http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/conversate
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:36
Let me get my shovel OL, Bizzaro, just because the editor of a dictionary says it's a word doesn't make it so.
From: bizzaro
[truth is lie!]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:48
So then who's authority do you recognize on vocabulary? Websters Dictionary is pretty well accepted in academia. Or do you want to put on date on what words are acceptable or not, and if so what would that date be 1950, 1850, 1700? ? Are "internet", "pizza" or "texting" acceptable words in your opinion? those words are all relativly modern also. Bottom line as I said language has always been liquid and it's about communication and understanding not vocabulary. I believe you all understood the meaning of the word conversate didn't you? If you don't like then don't use it, but that doesn't mean its bad grammer. And I will accept websters wisdom over yours until you write your own dictionary I can refer too.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:50
Congratulations on your new job Bascha, no easy task getting a job with the way things are. It's been so long since I worked as a cook that it's hard for me to remember exactly what I said to the waitresses but I'll do my best to wing it. "SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR HAIR AND PICK UP YOUR FOOD YOU STUPID BITCH! IT'S DYING IN THE WINDOW!"
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:54
Try conjugating that word, you'll understand. It takes more than one authority on the language to say it's a word. Just because something has been accepted colloquially doesn't make it right. Do you argue with everyone Biz? Is that your specialty? converse, conversed, conversing. All good words, didn't need conversate and it's not able to be conjugated properly. Besides, it sounds stupid
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:54
Depending upon the discovery of a back-formation in Webster to justify an error, does not make its use particularly desirable. Neologisms and neo-formations are exciting when creative, amusing or an exercise in wit. We have several posters who are quite excellent at the game.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:55
From the urban dictionary 1. conversate 833 up, 293 down love ithate it A word used by backwards, ignorant, illiterate inner city trash who mean to say 'converse'. "Yo, I just needs to conversate witcha!" To which I replied, "No, you need to _converse_ with me, you dumb shit-eating fuckhead!" That should explain it enough
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 11:59
"...If you don't like then don't use it, but that doesn't mean its bad grammer. And I will accept websters wisdom over yours until you write your own dictionary I can refer too." ****************** HAHAHA!! omg, that's funny stuff right there! are you reading the "thug life edition" of websters? i would also like to add that the only times i've seen or heard the word "conversate" being used in a sentence, were: 1) while watching "the first 48" on A&E. this happens when the detectives are interviewing a suspect and he's trying to sound all smart while creating his alibi. eg: "i was goin to see mah babymama to conversate wit her why she-a takin so much chile-support. i didn't kill dat dood." 2) while watching documentaries of prisoners trying to sound intelligent. eg: ronny de feo (sp?)... that ammityville guy. ergo... you must have the thug life version of webster's.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:04
"If you don't like then don't use it, but that doesn't mean its bad grammer." ____________________________________ Last I looked, the word was "Grammar", not "Grammer".
From: pontius
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:04
I see you conversated whether one can say conversate. Will we be conversating much longer about this conversate-issue?
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:07
How dare I am interrupted during my rotten time! Blasphemy! Hey Goyle! Hey Ik Ik, short-order cook? I knew one that could keep ten orders going at once on the grill. Many times I had wanted to borrow the weight they put on the cooking bacon and throw it at a rude customer.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:07
LOL Ponty, I hope the fuck not. I do know that my high school english teachers would have snapped a students neck for suggesting that was an acceptible word though.
From: kushed
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:10
bizzaro [truth is lie!] ================== Be careful now Bizzaro. You may be branded the next baby diddler troll. Its not wise to disagree with the elders when you conversate.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:14
Conversions? Matter into energy or energy into matter? Or as they used to call air plane disasters, involuntary conversions
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:17
Be careful now Bizzaro. You may be branded the next baby diddler troll. ------------------------- Uh, NO, asshole.. You actually have to diddle a baby before being branded a baby diddler.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:18
Hi GD! My Hellas store asked me if I was going to order a baby lamb shank this year. I told him "no, but please call me with the address of someone who does. I'll invite myself over and mooch off of them".
From: pontius
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:18
Damn, Patsy, lol. We could con.. talk about convolutions, conventration camps, convalescences, convenience, conventions; or as GD mentioned, conversions.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:19
wiping out an orphanage might be more challenging - smaller, faster moving targets.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:23
That might be interesting. Probably harder to hit with em running all over the place like that.
From: kushed
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:23
Lol Farts, this is the internets. Everything is true without proof. I mean you fucked the neighbors cow right? And you didnt need to call me an asshole
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:28
>>Ik, short-order cook? I knew one that could keep ten orders going at once on the grill. Many times I had wanted to borrow the weight they put on the cooking bacon and throw it at a rude customer. << short order cook!? shame on you for slandering me so I'm a chef woman! The primary differences between us and short order cooks being- Not only do I know who Escoffier was, but I can use his recipes I look good in magazines (Central Pennsylvania Life, but a magazine none the less) Waitresses weren't the only objects of my ire, I got to put sales reps to my heel too. Now you know the difference between cooks and chefs.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:31
I mean you fucked the neighbors cow right? ----------------------- Damnit, for the last time, I was DRUNK, and i did'nt know it was a cow. She smelled like White Shoulders. Double Asshole.
From: pontius
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:34
Escoffier was an abstract Tibetan painter/sculptor from the 16th century. See, and I'm no chef, but I can cook nonetheless.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:37
Chef Ik? I had a friend that was the Sous Chef at Haydn Zug's. The only thing he ever had in his fridge was a half-eaten Rendezvous 'boli and a 30 pack of Stroh's.
From: menehune
[Karl]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:42
Hey IK I'll buy you dinner next time your in Ohio if you can tell me what famous revolutionary was once a Sous Chef of Escoffier.
From: pontius
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:43
Believe it or not, snail with garlic butter, fresh from the oven served with olive bread is delicious. Even my ex-Thai GF loved it.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:48
From: fartnozzle [another fucking troll] Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:37 I'm like the village idiot, how many attack trolls(clever alts) do I need to say I hate him for always making me look the tard, anyway? But at least I'm a harmless senile internet twit. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Yawn. Soo, Who are you today nitwit? ZZZzz Heh heh heh (shakes head) Ya know? ..I really should repost this "proud tard's" fucking troll PARTIAL troll list.(sighs) Pathetic, indeed folks! Oh well , at least all my friends and Noracers won't be fooled by this low life racist clown. LOL! So stayed tuned folks... To the Norace show.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZlFBSRrSR0 :p
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:49
I had a friend that was the Sous Chef at Haydn Zug's. The only thing he ever had in his fridge was a half-eaten Rendezvous 'boli and a 30 pack of Stroh's. Yeah that's about the normal diet for us high brow culinary types. BTW Karl, I used to know the answer to your challenge, I'm going to have to think about it for a while, but you might be having to pay up.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:54
>>revolutionary was once a Sous Chef of Escoffier<< Fuck! That's driving me nuts now and I'm not going to wuss out and googal it, I know I know this!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 12:59
From: ecaron666 [Theantinoracefuellingparanoiasince2009] Date: 2-Apr-2009 09:10 With a name like mine. Attack troll comes to mind, don't it? //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// yawn. Soo who yer master , peanut? (rolls eyes) An attack troll's opinion was always welcome on the .....OLD rotten. LOL ;) ZZZzzz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXp91aYhOBg heh heh heh
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:00
It was a Russian,am I getting close? Yeah Ponti, steamed snails with garlic butter are excellent. As far as the rubes who decry eating snails , fuck 'em, I'm eating it not dating it, why would I care what it looked like when it was alive?
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:08
From: catwoman [CopKiller] Date: 2-Apr-2009 10:30 Uh GD! When people use the "word" conversate I flip out & give them a 10min speech about how stupid they sound. Fuck, the word you're looking for is converse you asshole! You are conversing with someone! # # # What you need is a better strategery.
From: menehune
[Karl]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:10
Communist but not Russian. C'mon use your brain and historical context. Serving the French elite helped form his "peoples" view and disdain for status.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:18
I know who you are talking about, but they don't know if he did for sure.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:20
Ik, my sincerest apologies... I dated a sous chef once. As great as it was not to cook, I just couldn't take the lecture on the proper way to sharpen knives and how I was always doing this and that wrong. Argh.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:21
Hey bizzaro, now that you have the script, go ahead and block me. I don't want to bore a sensitive little cunt such as you. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ! !! I don't care what anybody says. She's.. MY ..kinda rotten woman! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3TFykDg6pU&feature=related heh heh heh Peace Cranky.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:24
Who did the French "oppress" in the 19th century? ................... ? Please Yawn. Too easy. International Soap industry business owners and customers. Come on. this all ya got? ZZZZZz
From: menehune
[Karl]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:29
Well Spook they worked at the same Hotel in the same department during 1914-15 and its listed in a footnote in his ( Escoffier's ) biography. And I'm not sure but I believe the revolutionaries bio references serving the elite while he worked in the kitchens of Europe. But Yes your right , no actual proof, only anecdotal evidence.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:31
patsy, did he bitch about your inferior pots and pans and your barbaric lack of the proper spices for different things?
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:32
Actually I kind of cheated. I thought I knew who it was so I Googled it to be sure.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:33
 oops! Alger Hiss, Flowers for Algernon, Horatio Alger. Horatio Dickblower, Horatio Nelsen, Full Nelsen, Baby-back Nelsen. Nelsen ratings.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:38
OL, Although I was in my mid 20s, I had decent cookware. He was also in his mid 20s but insisted I have All-Clad. That and the placement of my fingers on my left hand when I was dicing raw veggies. He was always saying "you have to use the tips of your fingers as a guide for the knife". I said "what for?". He said "'cause when you look up to yell at the prep-ers that they didn't prep right, you don't chop your fingers off". I said "where the fuck in this studio apartment do you see prep-ers? Who's a prep-er now? My cat?"
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:41
My kid just asked my what the worst thing I've ever eaten is and it's worth mentioning here. I had a bucket for left over vegetable parts that I used to make stock. Only certain things were to go in the moir poix bucket, but some one through kale in it and I was thinking "fuck it,it's just kale, what's the worst that can happen?" So I boiled it up to make court bullion and it smelled weird but lots of stuff that smells weird taste good so I tasted it. I can't begin to describe the flavor of kale stock. It's not even a taste, it's a full body reaction. If some one dumped a 5 gallon bucket full of maggots on your head, that's like tasting kale stock.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:44
 Tiberius Claudius Drusus Nero Germanicus. Call the roller of big cigars, The muscular one, and bid him whip In kitchen cups concupiscent curds. Let the wenches dawdle in such dress As they are used to wear, and let the boys Bring flowers in last month's newspapers. Let be be finale of seem. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream. Take from the dresser of deal, Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet On which she embroidered fantails once And spread it so as to cover her face. If her horny feet protrude, they come To show how cold she is, and dumb. Let the lamp affix its beam. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream. - Wallace Stevens
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:45
Tasting stale cock? No thanx!
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:51
i know exactly what you mean, patsy. however, i found it hard to take the advice of a "chef" who pronounced words of his "trade" wrong on a regular basis. eg: "chipol-TAY" and "hink-lee" (when talking about his favorite knife brand, which he didn't even own any... that loser stole my "inferior" knives).
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:55
ikky, kale looks kinda like the product of broccoli and lettuce having a baby. how could that taste bad?   this one is so purdy... 
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:58
I'm a former chef Patsy, I can watch some one cook without telling them how they should be doing it (but that does tear me apart inside), but dating me gets one some immaculate food. As long as they don't mind cleaning up after me, and I cook like I know I'm not the one who has to clean up.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:59
Very close Sp00k. He just graduated from CIA and the job offers in the culinary field during the late 1980s wasn't that abundant. Guess he took it out on me. Soon after that I told him to fuck off.
From: menehune
[Karl]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:02
Ho Chi Mihn was considered to be one of the most influential people of the 20th century and was also reported to be a Sous Chef of Escoffier. I would have thought the revolution he led in French Indo-China would have given the answer away.
From: menehune
[Karl]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:07
Patsy no offense but he must have been a shit cook if he couldn't find a job after leaving CIA. I was working kitchens when in grad school at the time and would get offers almost weekly. It was a sellers market back then if you had any skill at all. Good thing you gave him the boot, sorry about you knives though.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:07
Ik, funny thing is when I would make my mother's recipes, she never used ANY measuring cups at all. Ingredients were measured in 'one-cupped hand', 'two-cupped hands', etc. Even the timing was 'until it's brown'. He could not grasp the old school cooking concept. He soon quit the field. He was not cut out for it. Plus he hated working nights, which, is when chefs work. The only expression I could give him was "duh?"
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:07
Cuts thru bricks? That would have come in handy last time I made meatloaf.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:11
LOL GD, I was going through a whole list of communist revolutionaries and wondering which would have been in Paris at that time, not russian, etc. I was just coming to Mao ( I don't believe he went to france ) and then Ho. The french part helped with the connection but I couldn't be sure. I always hated guessing games.
From: menehune
[Karl]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:17
yeah IK those "chefs" who had to go to school could never be as good as us cooks with natural talent. Plus I hated those smart asses right out of school who got there asses handed to them regularly on the line.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:18
Ho. Ha ha. Got here too late for all the clues. You know if he had been a good chef would have history been different or would another disgruntled asshole taken his place?
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:19
Ik, yeah. Beautiful place but I swear making dinner was like taking an exam. Overnight he was an "expert"- HA!. It also did not sit well with the Spanish kitchen staff.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:39
Karl, My thing with the culinary students was most of them just don't fucking get it, they think they're chefs before they're even cooks, and they expect to work in some kind of Nirvana kitchen where every thing and every body is perfect, and the restaurant business just isn't fucking like that. Give me a dishwasher that I can train to be a prep cook that I can train to be a line cook that I can train to be a Sous Chef.
From: pontius
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:54
I'm in Thailand, not Vietnam or Korea, you ignorant fool. We don't eat dog here.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:55
"My thing with the ________ students was most of them just don't fucking get it, They think they're _______ before they're even ______, and they expect to work in some kind of Nirvana ________ where every thing and every body is perfect" __________________________________________ It's amazing how well it works for any discipline. Poor neophytes only await what they have been promised. Good show, IK.
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:03
My buddy and his chick must smoke some heavy duty shit. NF ran out of doobage so he gave her their cooking weed, the shit they only use in food, and she's stoned out of her melon now.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:05
Quick flyby!! I am going to bed at a reasonable time tonight. Sevgeli: I will NOT stay up all nite talking dirty to you. To everyone else: Thanks for the congratulations!! It's nice to know you guys care! I go tomorrow to fill out my "New Hire" paperwork. (They were out of them today or I could have had it already done.) Gotta be there at 8:30. My boss is a Leprechaun.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:10
From: menehune [Karl] Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:07 Patsy no offense but he must have been a shit cook if he couldn't find a job after leaving CIA. I was working kitchens when in grad school at the time and would get offers almost weekly. It was a sellers market back then if you had any skill at all. Good thing you gave him the boot, sorry about you knives though. -------------- Karl, delusional is the word. It was a long time ago but I remember the classroom kitchens at CIA had huge viewing windows like an operation room. Everything labeled, huge huge huge kitchens, spotless, and in order. One class that they DON'T offer is "how to work a tiny kitchen in chaos". He couldn't handle real life. ... and he was a real jerk too!
From: pepe
[Pepé Le Pew]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:11
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 2-Apr-2009 14:50 ----------------------- I'm fine Norace. A song dedicated to that old bore, Absintheredux. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdJMcPP23dg
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:24
>>>Papa Ho had been a very patient man. Amired the Decalration of Independence and petitioned Wilson for his help in shaking off the French occupation. <<< Could it be that Ho was good for Vietnam? as long as I stuck one foot in dogshit, might as well go the distance.. could it be that we should have listened to the French and not went into that war?
From: catwoman [CopKiller]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:25
Hey everybody! I am in such a good mood! Gonna have an awesome next couple a days! Was very busy for the last couple of hours; didn't even have time to kick my heels off and thanks to running around in those things almost all day I am extremely sore from my toes to my butt cheeks! There's no getting used to it. Anyway, happy happy joy joy! & congrats bascha, I hope everything works out for you
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:31
LOL! Pepe! I like yer..Insightful and telling.. Utube video songs "takes".. .. of GD and Gargoyle the bore. heh heh heh. nice job! ;) !! Yer a "natural"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=ByQuyKxRrOw
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:34
From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin] Date: 2-Apr-2009 13:56 The Ginsu 2000 can still slice a tomato after cutting through this brick! What recipe requires brick? ---------------------------------------------- British food? ( Hi Git ) The weather is sucking. Not for most , but here , it goes hot for awhile , then too cold for some , and on and on and on ( Al Gores fault?. Why not. ) All my buildings have AC/Heat (duh), you set the temp , it's all done. Got one building that has to have the heat set , OR AC ( built in the 70s , not my fault ). It cannot have both set at once. And each time it gets changed , it takes 3 days so all the right people are there to "inspect" it. No joke , someone from the city has to watch it done , and approve the way it was done. 100 units , 25 per floor. It sucks , not much for me , but the people that live there. I've priced a new unit , we can do , ( just set the temp , get on with your happy self ). They say 6 weeks to install ( what the fuck ?), another 2 months to work out the "bugs".I guess the time is because of having to replace ALL the thermostats etc. 3 1/2 months of bullshit for these people. I have a few ideas , let me run them by you folks.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:37
LOL bascha, that's the pipe bomb that Reese blew up the terminator with in the original
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:39
Same rent at any of my other apartments ,for life , I'll pay for the move ( bargain , this is my least expensive complex , almost ). Set you up in a hotel until all is done , then back to normal . Sounds fair?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Apr-2009 16:06
From: bungtroll [shitstain MD] Date: 2-Apr-2009 15:36 Gobble cluck... poop! ................................................. ? Yawn. Well swell, first attack troll on scene. Who is yer master? Soo ..meet.."doctor bung" with 30 years experience. Yer uhh, what, 60, right? (rolls eyes) BTW...That was quite a post yer did in answer to my test questions to try ta .."prove it" to everybody on the forum , too. Remember? LOL! Yawns some more. (shakes head) OK Noracers! Heading 2 7 0 Assume attack formation! heh HA! ;) (fist bump) SHALL WE DANCE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek Heh heh heh Sighs.. !
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Apr-2009 16:13
Phoe, it was tossed into his skeleton and there was a magnet that held it. It wasn't being held by the robot, it was blowing up the robot
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Apr-2009 08:12
From: bungtroll [muncher of crow] Date: 2-Apr-2009 17:31 Basch, not sure what your asking. this slow refresh shit aint helping notice how i talk to my other trol identities to make myself appear more important and valid? I hate norace cause he is exposing my secret fucked up world to others and makin me and my fellow butt buddies look sad and pathetic. I hate Norace cause each time I ever "engage" him here on the forum with my original Poster NAME, he kicks my ass and always makes me look stupider than I think i am. All I can do now is use my last resort. Attack his family with (HUNDREDS) of annoymous attack trolls. ......................................................................... Yawn. All that's true nitwit. This is fer you and your "old world of troll attacks" Right Noracers? At least we know this fuck's a cowardly , moronic shitstain! You know the song... a 1 a 2 a 1 2 3 4! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXp91aYhOBg Heh HA! !
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Apr-2009 08:35
Gees Pepe! i guess since "karl" fucked the margins up on the first thread... My question'a a little more.. moot, now ain't it? Well, since he did that after I just got started makin fun of the attack trolls last night... I better repost alla my stuff down one thread to be sure. heh heh heh I'll get right to work. Thanks "karl" ! more "coverage" fer Norace! (shakes head) Yawn.. ZZZZZZZZZ
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Apr-2009 08:47
From: itsmetroll [troll 3 0f 6] Date: 3-Apr-2009 08:17 Still tryin. .................................... ? Yawn. OK folks! Check this passive aggressive troll. (who sure REMINDS me of rectal swelling fer some reason) Ok here goes. Mr troll? . If you really are a "fan" of mine? Stop posting! RIGHT NOW! If you say one more word to me in any "similar" troll ID then I know yer not really friendly and are a second(3rd,4th,etc) fake friendly troll. As any REAL fan and or Noracer of mine knows... 'reposting' my stuff is only done by me. Again.. One MORE reply from you TO ME will let me know. Thanks .. TROLL. PS.. tell yer master he's a punk chickenshit too.. (shakes head) LOL Ain't norace cool? He's got trolls that hate him and love him! (sighs) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k55NuWQCh78
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Apr-2009 15:15
From: itsmetroll [attack troll 7 of 7] Date: 3-Apr-2009 14:58 I'm a troll, i'm here to help! /////////////////////////////////////////////// Yawn. Keep trying Mr passive aggressive nitwit clown... ... Reposting my stuff, othFer than being flattering to me, isn't gonna get me "banned".. heh heh heh But go ahead.. I sure wouldn't dream of " tryin ta stop ya" but I imagine The only people yer pissin off are yer old friends here. LOL! ;) And that's cool with me and my posse, cupcake! . heh heh heh Sooo, Have yer master keep at it. It looks like you are their last great white hope. Yawns and grins! LOL! http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=JQee3ag4niE&feature=related
Updated: 3-Apr-2009 16:05
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