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Killer Improvises Caesarean
KNDO/KNDU Spokane | Submitted by: Ozzwepay
"When firefighters arrived at the scene they found a car with a baby in the back seat and the woman in the drivers seat with no pants on holding an umbilical cord in her hand. The woman repeatedly said 'is my baby okay?'... Later, Police found the body of Gomez halfway through Columbia Park Trail. An autopsy on her body showed she had been stabbed several times... Cuts were also found near her uterus consistent of removing an unborn baby."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Jul-2008 13:59
Drop this bitch in a woodchipper. Feet first, and slowly, so she has time to feel it and bleed. Piece of worthless shit psycho bitch.
From: rixwyfe08 [Alicia Rae]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 14:05
Truly Rotten worthy article, as well as a grizzly way to die! WTF, F-ing crazy bitch pre-meditated crime. I hope they have a death penalty in Washington!!
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 14:07
Hi rotten humanoids! It figures that this happened in Kennewick, WA; prolly has the lowest results on national IQ tests in the US. Theo, are you still alive? How many beers ya havin? Canada has some celebratin & comemorating to do; unlike France which has no accomplishments to acknowledge, except surrendering. Hahahahaha! Galt, I have read several of Rand's books. She rocks, although none of these guye think so-too cerebral for them. Hahahahahaha!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 14:16
Now how do I go about animating this? With difficulty.  First I must create a background, Then copies of movable objects, Then the fun begins. 
From: sp00k
Date: 1-Jul-2008 14:19
Prosecuting Attorney, Andy Miller said they are continuing to investigate the motive that caused Sisouvanh to commit such a heinous crime.  ==== My guess is.....she was going to eat it.
From: helterskelter
Date: 1-Jul-2008 14:23
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 1-Jul-2008 14:16 Now how do I go about animating this? With difficulty. First I must create a background, Then copies of movable objects, Then the fun begins. ====================== Muchkin! You know what I want.  Dancing!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Jul-2008 14:41
Damn, I submitted the one about the woman croaking in the ER waiting room but does that make it here? WTF Duder, you gone lame on us?
From: sp00k
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:01
From: gargoyle1 Date: 1-Jul-2008 14:41 Damn, I submitted the one about the woman croaking in the ER waiting room but does that make it here? WTF Duder, you gone lame on us? ==== The video even made the Today show this morning. Along with jail guards dumping some paralyzed guy out of his wheelchair because they thought he was faking.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:24
Didn't theo say he was just over 40 years old? Could the chimp have ran away to canada? I'm giving him a hard time; he will have much to say when he returns from canada day. LOL Now theo, don't take this too seriously; I still love you. Heh!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:32
Muchkin! You know what I want. Dancing! ---------------------- Got a few things to do, then I'll start on the dancing gif. 
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:39
'A dead woman's body is found in Columbia Park with her baby cut out of her womb on Friday and another woman is accused of murdering her.' ----------------- Yet another reason why I desire to never be knocked up.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:41
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:37 If there was one thing you'd like the DailyRotten to have... Any feature, any option, anything... What would it be? ----------- For you to be banned.
From: entityzero
[And one day, suddenly, there it was]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:42
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:37 If there was one thing you'd like the DailyRotten to have... Any feature, any option, anything... What would it be? ****** The ability to kill a rotteneer with the click of a mouse.
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:46
Yes, this did happen in Missouri recently. Talk about a heinous murder. That's a gruesome way to go. Who gets to tell the kid what happened to his/her mother? Carol - what a shocking thing to say! I'm appalled...lol. I've heard that Susan Atkins wanted to do that, but they got paranoid and left. She was recently asking for a "compassionate release" from prison because she has terminal brain cancer. Apparently she found Jesus in prison and married a holy roller Baptist preacher. Now she wants out so she can die at home, like Sharon Tate did. Sorta.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:46
>>The ability to kill a rotteneer with the click of a mouse.<< Hi EZ Not asking for too much are ya?
From: aulduron
[Aulduron]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:47
Not surprisingly, my story about the planned expansion of Bush's Faith Based social programs didn't make the cut, like it did when a Bush thought of it. http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D91L5FS00&show_article=1
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:47
I'm going to be alone for 2 weeks while the family's on vacation. My wife suggested I eat off paper plates so I don't need to do dishes. Fuck that! I'm going to use tortillas, then I won't have a bunch of paper plates to pick up before they get back.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:50
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:45 And Fuckfuck (double-fuck) you DS! -------------- I am not into double-penetration...but thanks for the offer.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:54
Hi DS and Tss! Whats up? Besides shittin' each other! Gee, its quiet at the office this week. Can't wait for Thurs eve; then I will be lookin forward to Fri morn drive and the moountain cottage for the long weekend. Ya hoo!! Say what ya up to for the 4th?
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:56
From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was] Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:51 DS, if TSS could accommodate my request, I might be awfully lonely here. -------- hahaha... Yes this site would shut down.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:57
This is what rapists need to do. http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=epilepsy&hl=en&sitesearch=# I mean, really. Rapism is something that humanity has hardly evolved. Man needs to adapt, to apply his mind to the changing times. Just wait until some girl starts having a seizure, then pull her pants down, jam it in, and set her on. She'll not remember a thing. Couple that with the fact that they make shitloads of slimy lubricant that conveniently dispenses from their nose and mouth, it's a mega bonus! Seizures last a while, too. She'd be jiggling for a loooong time, baby!
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:59
maiden, don't let that fucking bitch talk to you like that. You gotta let her know that you aren't going to be pushed around. Make her fucking, BLEED. DS, don't let that fucking bitch talk to you like that. You gotta let her know that you aren't going to be pushed around. Make her fucking, BLEED.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:01
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:37 If there was one thing you'd like the DailyRotten to have... Any feature, any option, anything... What would it be? ----------------------- Some webspace for uploading animations etc.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:13
How about archiving posts by user name again? I miss being able to click my name and read all my recent posts on every thread.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:14
From: maidenmaiden [whatever] Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:57 Yeah, too bad I don't have a husband, or a home, or a career... Oh, wait, that's you! -------------- God, you sound like a broken record.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:16
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: 1-Jul-2008 15:47 I'm going to be alone for 2 weeks while the family's on vacation. My wife suggested I eat off paper plates so I don't need to do dishes. Fuck that! I'm going to use tortillas, then I won't have a bunch of paper plates to pick up before they get back. ------------------------------------ You're welcome to come over for supper, ikt..hope you like Costco pizza.
From: johngalt [[Mr. JG to you]]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:17
[quote]From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys] Date: undefined, Jul 1st, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Hi rotten humanoids! It figures that this happened in Kennewick, WA; prolly has the lowest results on national IQ tests in the US. Theo, are you still alive? How many beers ya havin? Canada has some celebratin & comemorating to do; unlike France which has no accomplishments to acknowledge, except surrendering. Hahahahaha! Galt, I have read several of Rand's books. She rocks, although none of these guye think so-too cerebral for them. Hahahahahaha! [/quote] The voice of reason can not be silenced, it may, however, be ignored. When ignored by those collectivist societies they will eventually fail. They will be brought to their knees and beg for the rational, the individual, to save them. How long must the strong carry the burden of the weak? That is the true question.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:24
Hi ciao and norace, I'm glad you're not lurking. Hey, has anyone tried enti's chicken rice dish? I know its not rotten unless its old, spoiled chick! Sounds good tho. Better with bacon, I bet. And galt, try not to be too serious; Although I like Rand's work and her biography, I/we try to let loose and goof off here.
From: johngalt [[Mr. JG to you]]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:29
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: undefined, Jul 1st, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Of all the crimes that are committed, I think this is the only one that is exclusively committed by women. Sometimes, men are involved in the plot, but it's always instigated by women. I've also never heard of anyone getting away with it either. (I see that html tags do not work here) In any case there is not enough evidence presented in this article to conclude that the accused is responsible for the crime committed. I've observed that many posters here are very quick to draw upon intuition alone. That is a pity.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:30
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:16 Of all the crimes that are committed, I think this is the only one that is exclusively committed by women. Sometimes, men are involved in the plot, but it's always instigated by women. I've also never heard of anyone getting away with it either. ### She'll probably get six months in a psych ward and let go.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:33
From: johngalt Mr. JG to you Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:17 [quote]From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys] Date: undefined, Jul 1st, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh How long must the strong carry the burden of the weak? That is the true question. ### As long as it takes. Cripes, no wonder people think philosophy majors are as useless as the French.
From: johngalt [[Mr. JG to you]]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:36
My mistake vicmasterblower. I am not above admitting that I can come off a bit trite and patronizing. How is this for rotten humor: If I were to commit a crime of this nature I would have used a disposable phone, and drive a cheaper car. In which case I would have a reasonable defense: "I thought all things were disposable no?"
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:37
JG, you are sooooo in the wrong place. A lost sheep that can not find his way, but there is hope. I found the directions to a place that will welcome you and would love to talk about the same things you seem intent on discussing. This is not the place for those kinds of conversation. I hope that you find your way. http://forums.philosophyforums.com/ On the other hand if you would like to fuck off, waste a few hours, shoot the shit or otherwise entertain us, by all means do.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:44
Yes, galt now you're getting the hang of it. Keep practicing and let that foul language flow! TSS will show you how. Phoe that was very generous of you to galt. I think he just needs a little prodding and perhaps he will soften, I mean lighten up!
From: johngalt [[Mr. JG to you]]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:49
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: undefined, Jul 1st, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh JG, you are sooooo in the wrong place. A lost sheep that can not find his way, but there is hope. I found the directions to a place that will welcome you and would love to talk about the same things you seem intent on discussing. This is not the place for those kinds of conversation. I hope that you find your way. http://forums.philosophyforums.com/ On the other hand if you would like to fuck off, waste a few hours, shoot the shit or otherwise entertain us, by all means do. I am familiar with philosphyforums, I chose to start posting here just recently. I would not attempt to dissuade anyone on this forum of their beliefs, such a fruitless enterprise that would be. I posted precisely because I've found that *most* of the posters here are free-thinkers albeit with a morbid humor that enjoy from time to time.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:51
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:38 Hey Crapola, Do you know How many Philosophy majors can dance on the head of a pin? ### As long as that pin is used to secure shut a bag full of bowling balls that is to be dropped into the greatest depths of the ocean. ____ The Lost men by Tyler is about Shackleford's expeditions to the South Pole. I have been on this WWI kick for a little bit because I wanted to find some clues on what motivated good ol' Adolph "Love me some jews for dinner, I just popped some in the oven." Hitler and what could possibly have drove his thinking. He was a corporal in WWI and many of the same victories in WWI were mirrored in WWII. The Battle of the Ardennes was similar to a late stage counter attack conducted by the Germans in WWI. Weird eh?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 16:54
From: johngalt Mr. JG to you ===== I see Randy boy is still here. Oh and by the way your "humorous" comment on the article made me splash beer out of my nostrils. DISPOSABLE! Hahahaha. Kind of like you huh randbot?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:00
Crapola. Why did Hitler hate the Jewes? I thought it came that lost weekend in Vienna in the summer of 1913 with the jewish ladyboy? Either that or it was the second or third time. After that, all he could do was crap on women's faces. Go figure. what a nut sack.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:01
Tss, where is your midget? She must be so busy fulfilling your every wish that she hasn't a spare second to post here. Lucky girl! Bye, Vic. I do try gentle persuasion before I start the hard core stuff. lol Okay, JG. Whatever floats your boat, dude. This is a free for all. I am just saying if you want to get a response or have a real discussion you should go there. The jokers here will make your head explode. This is not a bunch of serious minded individuals here for intellectual discourse. All I'm asking is when you feel that splotion comming on film it, please. Thnx!
From: johngalt [[Mr. JG to you]]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:03
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: undefined, Jul 1st, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Hey, and johnny.. slow way down on the big words with more than 4 or 5 letters.. free thinkers here... don't mean smarter, if ya catch my drift... I am amicable enough noracejusthuman. I've noted that many bigots have posted ignoble things about you simply because you're of mixed race, or your wife or child is? This is contrary to rational thought. It is nothing more than collective thinking, or since many of you are fans of Orwell I should say "group-think". Reason arises from the individual, not race.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:06
norace Get off the sauce. I ask that you impose a limit of consuming no more than two regular sized adult beverages while posting. Thank you.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:09
john, being stereotypical yourself. Good job, dumbass! I'm racist, to the core... yet I've never had anyone tell me I should be, had friends with similar views, etc. It's not something you can talk about in American society... if you believe the bullshit in American History X is at all like real life, you're appallingly dumb. Racists are racists not out of collective groupthink, but common sense. Virtually all racists live their lives unaware of their like-minded peers. Just turn your TV back on and all will feel right in your ignorant little World. Oh, and fuck you.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:12
I am amicable enough noracejusthuman. I've noted that many bigots have posted ignoble things about you simply because you're of mixed race, or your wife or child is? This is contrary to rational thought. It is nothing more than collective thinking, or since many of you are fans of Orwell I should say "group-think". Reason arises from the individual, not race. ====== Trying to make a friend Randy boy? If you'd payed any attention at all during your lurking years you would realize that befriending norace is somewhat like grasping at straws here. Don't get me wrong, norace is likable in asort of naive way, but if you want anyone to give a fucking fiddler's fart what you say you should try to not be such a pompous ass. Oh BTW, rotten has a brief article on your beloved prophet. It took me a while to find her. I wasn't sure wether I should look under 'criminals' or 'mad men'. She is appropriately placed in the 'cult' section. http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/religion/cult/ayn-rand/
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:26
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:09 Virtually all racists live their lives unaware of their like-minded peers. #### Hardly.     And a whole list of them. http://www.bcpl.net/~rfrankli/hatedir.pdf Have fun with your new friends.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:30
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: undefined, Jul 1st, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh The philosopher ran away. Hera, is he scared to discuss with you? This keeps happening. You post, he ditches. Weird. ====== He ditches because he's a pansy who wants to post on philosophy boards and then, once he is soundly defeated, tries regurgitating his crap elsewhere.
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:30
Two thoughts: 1) No wonder she had to steal a baby. She's too ugly to conceive on her own. A paper bag just won't be enough! 2) Bail? They're talking about fucking bail? What do you have to do in this fucking country to NOT get bail?
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:34
yeah definitely a Four Bagger. Two bags for the dick. Just in case one breaks. you wouldn't want to be tied to that hideous lump of lard due to a child. One bag for her head. One bag for yours, just in case someone should see you.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:37
One bag for her head. One bag for yours, just in case someone should see you. ======= I always thought that the bag for your head was just in case her's fell off, but now I see it serves 2 purposes. That's brilliant.
From: spinoza
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:38
Prosecuting Attorney, Andy Miller said they are continuing to investigate the motive that caused Sisouvanh to commit such a heinous crime. Motive? Maybe its because she descended from boat people garbage and looks like a fat Eskimo squaw. That is a motive. And who is posting as John Galt? Niggah, please. I will not suffer yet another young pothead who discovered Rand's turgid, bilious, psuedo-intellectual "prose" only through repeated listenings to 2112 and A Farewell To Kings. Ugh. Show me one person who claims to have actually read "Atlas" cover to cover, and I'll show you a fucking liar.
From: johngalt [[Mr. JG to you]]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:43
He ditches because he's a pansy who wants to post on philosophy boards and then, once he is soundly defeated, tries regurgitating his crap elsewhere. Show me where I have been soundly defeated on a philosophy board. Are you "Heretic"? In such case you should know that I have defeated you many times at philosophy in addition to the imdb boards.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:44
From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin] Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:26 You don't understand what 'virtually all' means, do you? Pointing out a few groups and a rag-tag list of tiny little wannabe clubs hardly represents even a fraction of all racists. Fucking think before you post! It's like you're just shitting thoughts out without considering them. What is your next programmed reaction going to be, sheepbitch?
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:46
>>Show me one person who claims to have actually read "Atlas" cover to cover, and I'll show you a fucking liar.<< Fuck you spinzilla or whatever the fuck you are. I've read Atlas cover to cover twice (I'll admit Galts's 80 page speech is rough) and, as a younger man, it reaffirmed by philosophy that what I make and achieve belongs to me and not to the welfare masses. I've done well. And you're a fucking noob so shut the fuck up anyway
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:47
I miss doc. At least he could hold his own... do some debating an shit. He made points that were actual, not just (but not without, for sure) mandatory liberal rote, but facts. Folks like crapola soooo disappoint!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:50
From: johngalt Mr. JG to you Date: undefined, Jul 1st, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh He ditches because he's a pansy who wants to post on philosophy boards and then, once he is soundly defeated, tries regurgitating his crap elsewhere. Show me where I have been soundly defeated on a philosophy board. Are you "Heretic"? In such case you should know that I have defeated you many times at philosophy in addition to the imdb boards. ============ Heretic? LOL. Is that someone you have a beef with on one of your philosophy boards randbot? and WTF is an imdb board?
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:56
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:44 From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin] Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:26 You don't understand what 'virtually all' means, do you? ### Yes I do. So you are saying that you are one of the 1-3% that do not know of other racist people or congregate with them? Bullshit. Like people do tend to gravitate towards each other. It is human nature. Look at this site. One could say that this site is the greatest mis-mash of unlike people on the planet. But what do we all have in common? Dark and morbid senses of curiosity and humor. ____ Pointing out a few groups and a rag-tag list of tiny little wannabe clubs hardly represents even a fraction of all racists. ### Those were just a few examples to prove the folly of your logic nothing more. It was never intended to be the whole and complete list of hate fueled groups. If you took it to be as such, you are a knee jerk reactionist. Try following some of your preaching which follows. ___ Fucking think before you post! It's like you're just shitting thoughts out without considering them. What is your next programmed reaction going to be, sheepbitch? #### I rest my case asshead. If I can dispatch and be victorious in my debates with the arguably far more read and learned persons on this site, GD comes to mind, or be victorious when dealing with an entire onslaught of them, Bgolds and the rest of the F@g League, is another example, I certainly will have little or no problem crushing your sick and twisted little mind. Bring it, you roiling puddle of pus.
From: johngalt [[Mr. JG to you]]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:00
john, being stereotypical yourself. Good job, dumbass! I'm racist, to the core... yet I've never had anyone tell me I should be, had friends with similar views, etc. It's not something you can talk about in American society... if you believe the bullshit in American History X is at all like real life, you're appallingly dumb. Racists are racists not out of collective groupthink, but common sense. Virtually all racists live their lives unaware of their like-minded peers. Virtually all racists are trapped in the collective. You pretend to be unaware of your influences? A pretention, no doubt, sprung only from the same ignorance that formed your racial views firstly. You are a prisoner trying to escape a cage without benefit of the knowledge of what bars are entrapping him. That is all I have to say to you!
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:00
>>Bring it, you roiling puddle of pus.<< LOL popcorn time
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:02
Bring what on tardboy? Have you made some kind of point? Your entire post was just a long re-wording of what you'd already said. You're debating OPINION? Is that the only way you can feel like you 'win'? (PS - Absinthe would rape your mind and make you swallow.)
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:04
From: johngalt Mr. JG to you Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:43 He ditches because he's a pansy who wants to post on philosophy boards and then, once he is soundly defeated, tries regurgitating his crap elsewhere. Show me where I have been soundly defeated on a philosophy board. Are you "Heretic"? In such case you should know that I have defeated you many times at philosophy in addition to the imdb boards. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ten points for Hera.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:07
Hmmm.. HC, I prefer to think that.. befriending Norace, is like grasping at... The Immortal Sword of Wisdom from the All Powerful, Grand Poo Bah of and preposterousness and pretention thank you very much.. And john boy.. Has anyone seen DD lately?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:08
Virtually all racists are trapped in the collective. You pretend to be unaware of your influences? A pretention, no doubt, sprung only from the same ignorance that formed your racial views firstly. You are a prisoner trying to escape a cage without benefit of the knowledge of what bars are entrapping him. That is all I have to say to you! ====== While I take my racism in moderation (unlike my drinking), I will say this Where the fuck did that line of thought come from? It's as if you C&P'd a post from some unrelated topic and inserted the necessary terms to make it appear relevant here. What a joke! Why don't you try READING posts and giving them some thought instead of just jacking off and hitting enter.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:10
Awww! Andy that is fucking adorable. Thanks! You should see 'em now. The little fuckers won't stop fuckin. I think they are just practicing. It is breeding season, but they are not old enough to have babies.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:13
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: undefined, Jul 1st, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Awww! Andy that is fucking adorable. Thanks! You should see 'em now. The little fuckers won't stop fuckin. I think they are just practicing. It is breeding season, but they are not old enough to have babies. ====== That's what I told the missus when she started getting concerned about the chillins humpin each other
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:23
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: undefined, Jul 1st, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Your children are humping each other? ===== No. If I had children though and they DID try something like that I'd probably just spray them with a water bottle or hit them over the nose.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:25
I see Randbot is working on his next post. Or let us all hope he has flounced. LOL. Going to a philosophy board with a handle like "johngalt" is kind of like a nignog going into a white's only bathroom at a KKK convention.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:32
>>Going to a philosophy board with a handle like "johngalt" is kind of like a nignog going into a white's only bathroom at a KKK convention.<< now that there's pretty funny
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:42
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:02 Bring what on tardboy? Have you made some kind of point? Your entire post was just a long re-wording of what you'd already said. ### No. Evidently also cannot understand simple logic. Let me see if it is possible to dumb it down to even to your simian level. Winning in a debate is taking the opposition's point, (a point is something you really never have outside of the vile shit that voluminously excretes out of your second asshole which is located under your nose) and proving them incorrect in their method of reaching that conclusion or that a total grasp of the facts were not taken into context when reaching that conclusion and presenting it. Of which, in many cases I have done. Your hysterical overreaction to what you interpreted, instead of what is said is usual in you limited scope of what is presented. ### You're debating OPINION? Is that the only way you can feel like you 'win'? This statement makes no sense at all. Presenting a counter view and discounting the basis of your opponent's opinion with a logical and factual opinion is a victory in a debate. But as it appears to be, you win debates by spewing garbage in such vast quantities; in order to drown you opponent. The "Bash them with Bullshit," tactic. Many will possibly agree me that that is a very weak way to convey any sort of stance on anything. ### (PS - Absinthe would rape your mind and make you swallow.) The extent of your mental illness is astounding. Evidently you missed or what was being discussed was in far too much detail for you "basic" education to grasp. Good luck with your illness. 
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:48
"No. Evidently also cannot understand simple logic. Let me see if it is possible to dumb it down to even to your simian level." Seriously, I mean... that is just your first sentence! When I read it, it sounds like a cd that's skipping. Evidently also forget the 7th word of every sentence. I am certain to even to you understand. Fuuuuuuck.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 18:56
"No. Evidently also cannot understand simple logic. Let me see if it is possible to dumb it down to even to your simian level." ============ Why don't you display some "simple logic" so we can judge it for ourselves?
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:01
Ok tweedle dee and tweedle dumb You don't understand what 'virtually all' means, do you? ### Yes I do. So you are saying that you are one of the 1-3% that do not know of other racist people or congregate with them? Bullshit. Like people do tend to gravitate towards each other. It is human nature. Look at this site. One could say that this site is the greatest mis-mash of unlike people on the planet. But what do we all have in common? Dark and morbid senses of curiosity and humor. ### Sorry for the typos. Didn't know you were a closet English major (Your posts sure had me fooled) but, I am sure that there are many things about you that are in the closet.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:10
You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:11
Sorry for the typos. Didn't know you were a closet English major (Your posts sure had me fooled) but, I am sure that there are many things about you that are in the closet. =========== Who said anything about tpyos ? Are you going to argue a point or fling around inane insults?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:23
So true, HC.. that john character is sure an asshole alright.. Why a nitwit like him saying shit like that.. Well. It's like.. like.. it's like.. a skinhead taking a dump in the middle of a Malcolm X speech at a Black Panther meeting in the Memphis Southern Baptist Church in April of 68. Right On!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:29
DS, SciFi is running a Twilight Zone marathon thursday. I'd like unsweetened tea with my popcorn please. Why does JohnGalt remind me so much of DD? Seems almost the right amount of asshole and pompous prick combined, just needs some racist shitbag mixed in is all.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:53
From: v3rn3n [The Mystical Cyberbunny] Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:30 Two thoughts: 1) No wonder she had to steal a baby. She's too ugly to conceive on her own. A paper bag just won't be enough! 2) Bail? They're talking about fucking bail? What do you have to do in this fucking country to NOT get bail? **** 1) I totally agree, but as ape-assed ugly as that chick is, I'm willing to bet there's a man desperate enough out there to poke her anyway. 2) What do you have to do in this fucking country to NOT get bail? Simple, just be a man. Try ANY of that Susan Smith/Andrea Yates/this crazy bitch's shit and see what happens...
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:53
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:23 From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:40 ------ Can you make sure you wifey sends us message when you finally cease to exist? We all can use some good news.
From: spinoza
Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:54
From: fiendwith [Machete] Date: 1-Jul-2008 17:46 >>Show me one person who claims to have actually read "Atlas" cover to cover, and I'll show you a fucking liar.<< Fuck you spinzilla or whatever the fuck you are. I've read Atlas cover to cover twice (I'll admit Galts's 80 page speech is rough) and, as a younger man, it reaffirmed by philosophy that what I make and achieve belongs to me and not to the welfare masses. I've done well. And you're a fucking noob so shut the fuck up anyway "Fuck you spinzilla or whatever the fuck you are," he says. And "shut the fuck up"? Wow. Well, the eloquence of your argument certainly leaves no doubt as to your Objectivist credentials. Makes me wonder, though: Has fiendwith ever read the works of my namesake? Has he even heard of Spinoza? Probably not(and no running to Wikipedia before posting your response). Indeed, has fiend's study of Western thought extended beyond the works of dear old Ayn? Again, probably not. But fiend knows Rand. Of course he does. Why wouldn't he embrace a third-rate polemicist who wrote for deluded proles living barely one rung above the unenlightened and unworthy collective? How nice that Rand gave fiend a "reaffirmation" that he is just so darn special-- a Superman against the Welfare Masses. Keep believing it, Tool.
From: pontius
Date: 1-Jul-2008 19:54
I don't have much time, just scanned over the articles, the FFA and say hi to you rotten fuckers (especially to phoe, DS, Goyle and some others). Nograce, you're no fucker, you're a fucknut.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 20:29
Alright, dammit, who advertised rotten.com on a damn philosophy site? And who ever thought rotten would be the philosopher's hang out? Uhggg! Come on! Seriously, this is over the top. I thought there were plenty of egotistical assholes here already.
From: richfeelmore
[Dick]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 20:38
I just thought it would be funny, but the joke was either philosophy or white supremacy. I'm a lurker. What can i say. This site is funny.
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 20:41
From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...] Date: 1-Jul-2008 20:29 Alright, dammit, who advertised rotten.com on a damn philosophy site? And who ever thought rotten would be the philosopher's hang out? Uhggg! Come on! Seriously, this is over the top. I thought there were plenty of egotistical assholes here already. ------------------- I thought there were only people concerned about load volume here
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 20:42
Hey , fuck you too pee pee. Just cause yer an asshole chickenshit, coward and are ashamed to admit it, come 5 more days.. Don't take it out on Norace. Hey Cracker, I can't remember the exact exchange, but I do recall it being set up.. (Six months do FLY by , don't they?) Didn't pee pee say he would NEVER come back if he didn't carry out yer death? Or hire a hitman, was another option okd in deal as I recall. Heh heh heh.. It's fun reviewing pee pee's past fuck ups. Hey, fuck you pee pee. What a fucking dumbass. That's what I like about ya , my friend. LOL.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 20:43
Curious. A debate as a football game with winners and losers? In my experience, a debate is more like the hurling back and forth of dung missiles. The value of debates is that, when it's all over, a careful sifting through the pile of manure sometimes reveals a little treasure which would have otherwise not been discovered. The search for even minor truths requires hip-boots and a strong stomach.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 20:52
Hi, GD. There is no real debate here. Turd slinging is all I see. If someone is looking for truth on the DRFE are they not a tard? Zilla, not one person is qualified to fill your shoes. Not to worry.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 20:54
From: richfeelmore [Dick] Date: 1-Jul-2008 20:46 Well, I'm a lurker who doesn't check everyday. I guess, I'm a part time lurker. p.s. anybody got a good salsa recipe? ~~~~~~~~~ You're that retarded Elfboy aren't you?
From: richfeelmore
[Dick]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 21:06
I thought phoenix was the salsa reveler. Oops, my fault. As I said, I don't check the site often enough to keep track of who's who, and I'm just drunk enough and bored enough to post tonight.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 21:08
No, I only like salsa when it is thrown in someone's eye. You thought I was Elfboy. Man, can you get anymore off than that. You start asking for salsa recipes and I think you are Elfboy. What a cluster fuck!
From: trixiekitsch [trixie]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 21:14
Like it's not scary enough being pregnant and giving birth now you have to worry about some crazy bitch killing you and stealing your fetus.
From: mrscapslock [MRSCAPSLOCK]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 21:17
ONE FOR THE NEGROES: AS FAR AS I KNOW, THEY DON'T DO THIS KINDA SHIT.
From: richfeelmore
[Dick]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 21:18
I only asked for salsa recipes because I was mistaken about Identities. Norace, I am a dumb ass, no different from you or phoenix.
From: richfeelmore
[Dick]
Date: 1-Jul-2008 21:53
You are a very smart ass, Phoe, and I would love to argue with you about who is elfboy. Unfortunately, I have to leave. My niece who is staying with me for the summer has had a young man show up, and I think it's time I mad him feel uncomfortable.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 02:41
Hi!!........Retards!
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 02:46
studgerbil!!.......Always with the pornography!!
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 03:54
Cain I sooooo Hate you!!
From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 05:19
Zilla, that could be one hell of a blow out. (I know someone that ate a whole box of raisins) lol Did you do any partying yesterday? Just for you cracker, just for you.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 05:37
I said!...............Enough with the Porn!! Jeez!!
From: pontius
Date: 2-Jul-2008 05:47
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 2-Jul-2008 05:02 Cain that thing should light her farts to remove the fur. ------------ Yeah, should light her cunt-farts also.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 06:17
fine no one is around to talk i got to get some sleep anyway before i leave let me just leave this  I was rummaging through some comp files at work and found these pics for a trauma presentation this is a kid burned in a gasoline explosion there are bunch more I will post them later
From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 06:25
Don't ya hate when there's a hair in yer food ? --- Was it your's? Either way, yuck. I have no desire to eat after finding hair.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 06:38
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 2-Jul-2008 05:49 Good lord! it looks I'm a tard with feet who was bombed here what the fuck are these noobs anyway? and why have they been allowed fester..... on my balls? ----------------- Yeah, okay you win! .....You are kind-of an asshole!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 06:52
Morning Rotteneers. Sorry the noobs were allowed in, I was sleeping. Won't happen again. Ponty, I see yer up for air. Zilla, man, don't know what to say, I know what yer going through. How's Ma holding up? Killed the bro yet?
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 06:55
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] found these pics there are bunch more I will post them later ::::::::::::::::::::::: Can you make them smaller? I can almost see blood in that one. ;)
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 06:56
Gargle! 78°F Feels Like 81°F Updated Jul 2 09:45 a.m. ET Jacksonville Live Webcams UV Index: 3 Moderate Wind: From NE at 4 mph Humidity: 78% Pressure: 30.11 in. Dew Point: 71°F Visibility: 10.0 miles
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:04
Ha stfu, it's 67.1 f, 88% rh 29.80 mHg and rising. winds calm dewpoint is 63.3 heat index none, UV 2. Just had some rain showers w/thunder.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:05
Nope Sen, don't like those either, causes massive infections, chipped teeth, slurring of the speech and even possibly nerve damage causing paralysis of the mouth. If you can't please me with a plain tongue, you aren't good enough.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:10
No rain today up here. Almost unusual. STFU, want the details ? Its starting to really hit Ma harder. She wears the mask well. They signed a 'do not resuscitate' form and I'm thinking nothing good can come from that if it means what I think it means. Bro, well, bad thoughts are happening. High 4 figures went through the Company CC last week. Can't find the fucker either and it won't be nice when I do !
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:16
Zilla, when you do find him, remember, post it here. Sorry it's that bad with Pa. DNR is tough but usually best. Mom had one. But she wasn't there so bringing her back wouldn't have helped. Saying goodbye is hard and sucks.
From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:17
I never did get into all the piercings myself. Just my ears. Boob/puddy piercing has got to hurt.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:20
From: sensuous Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:17 I never did get into all the piercings myself. Just my ears. Boob/puddy piercing has got to hurt. ====== Only the first time baby... then it will start feeling really good! I promise
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:31
Mornin! Hey Zilla~ hope you are hanging in there for Mom- Hugs. Anyone know why FF3 didn't change much for me as far as appearance (original Rottenizer in place- it stayed??), but when I refresh I can see a smaller font for a sec...? Funky. Maybe I didn't download it properly? Here's a weird "living chair"- I would love to have a set- they do a table that uses a granite slab... 
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:33
SPACE WEATHER Current conditions Solar wind speed: 391.1 km/sec density: 0.3 protons/cm3 explanation | more data Updated: Today at 1427 UT X-ray Solar Flares 6-hr max: A0 1420 UT Jul02 24-hr: A0 1420 UT Jul02 explanation | more data Updated: Today at: 1420 UT Daily Sun: 02 Jul 08
From: baltimorepd
[Baltimore's pride]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:36
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 2-Jul-2008 06:17 fine no one is around to talk i got to get some sleep anyway before i leave let me just leave this I was rummaging through some comp files at work and found these pics for a trauma presentation this is a kid burned in a gasoline explosion there are bunch more I will post them later Don't do that without the patient's permission or signed consent.
From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:37
Hehehe Rotten weather reports ---- Ah, yes rotten... I'm, I mean it's hot, sweaty, sticky, and dripping wet. Time to get in the shower. Have a rotten day folks.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:42
Damn Sen, I'd like to get all hot and sweaty with you. Hera, I'd like to trade weather too, for some dryer climate. Gotta work on that.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 08:18
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 2-Jul-2008 08:09 why would it take a year to train someone how to fuck around on the internet? ====== It's all in HOW I fuck around on the net. Multi-tasking and such.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 08:22
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 2-Jul-2008 08:13 If you have webbed feet, it's probably too late to leave Houston. ======= Yeh, I know. The last time I was in CO my lips chapped up so bad they were bleeding. I was bullshitting with some co-workers of mine on a smoke break, I flicked the cigarette out into the grass and they damn near shat themselves. Here if you don't take a drag every few seconds it will go out on you, over there it's a fire hazard apparently.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 08:39
From: maidenmaiden [whatever] Date: 2-Jul-2008 08:33 Crystal Beach is nice... ====== It's more of a "family" destination. I prefer South Padre during Spring Break. All that fine college poon... mmm. And all the sausages like me that go down there to oogle at them getting topless.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 08:40
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:53 From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 2-Jul-2008 07:48 hc, let me rephrase that. What city and state are you in? ------------------- Loserville!! Is the city., Got a feeling... You know the rest!
From: helterskelter
Date: 2-Jul-2008 08:48
A movie was on this morning with that hot chick from Joe Dirt. It was called loveless in LA. The main actor's acting was like something from a soft porn on showtime. It was painful to watch.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 08:53
Yeah, getting old and having a Minimaiden changes destinations! Disney World ("yea!" for grandparents- they're taking us, and we're staying at the Polynesian there- too fucking cool.) for post X-mas, New Year's... Don't like drunk kids anymore! A beach house and a golf cart make for a nice week! (don't forget firweorks, lots of fireworks!) *Zilla~ if he's home for the bad part, make sure that the DNR is kept handy... EMS can't just believe you... Sometimes you need them for a comfort measure thing or something, and they will have to go the whole 9 yards if they don't see one. Horror stories.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 09:13
From: maidenmaiden [whatever] Date: 2-Jul-2008 08:53 Yeah, getting old and having a Minimaiden changes destinations! ------------ Another thing to file in the category of "who cares"?
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 09:33
Wow, maiden, that sure sent you into hysterics. I talk about my sister's kids sometimes, yes. But, I at least share mildly amusing tidbits. And 50% of my posts don't involve them I don't go on here all the time to say, "one of them is sick", like you do.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 09:38
Hey bozos! I see you'all are still around..try to blow oxygen instead of carbon dioxide. I tend to agree with TSS; each of us has some degree (or a lot, as TSS demonstrates) of discrimination/prejudice in them and those that deny it are lying. One does not need be violent about it and cause harm. Discimination, I believe, is what keeps most of us from settling for mediocrity. And I don't mean prejudice against other races (of persons); a person will obviously aim for superior meals, housing, entertainment, etc. OK, enough philos, how are you assholes? Everyone sleep tight (or loose as the case may be) Hahahaha. Dick, salsa is just onions, tomatoes, cilantro (all 3 chopped), minced serrano chile, lime juice, salt & pepper. Sometimes a dash of ground cumin or oregano is nice. Just add avacadoes and you have guac.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 09:42
Talking about putting a toddler and a pre-schooler "out with the dogs" is not amusing. You passed college courses with that kind of English? Yeah, right. 
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 09:46
You realize how silly you sound maiden? And why do you keep posting a pic of the "rasta" Homer when you are the pot-smoking mom? It makes no sense, you hysterical bitch.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 09:54
It's silly that you neglect your sister's kids, when they are why you have a place to live. It's silly that you keep up the feeble attempts. You are a barely literate, homeless fucking narc, cunt. Embrace it.  late, people!
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 10:11
maiden, I like how you keep calling me "homeless". I have more than enough money to afford my own place. Just because I chose not to shack up with a guy, throw away at least $800 a month on rent for something decent, or buy a house when I plan to move within the year...and instead decide to help my sister out and live in an upper-middle class neighborhood... How does that make me homeless? I am not claiming to be rich (because I am not) but I have the means to be self-sufficient. You are such a petty bitch. Especially when you you tried to solicit my address from RF to report me to CFS because I said something about leaving my sister's kids in a locked yard with 3 dogs while I took a quick shower. I should report YOU. I am sure your school would not approve of the school nurse being a toker.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 10:27
Lets try that again. I tend to agree with TSS; each of us has some degree (or a lot, as TSS demonstrates) of discrimination/prejudice in them and those that deny it are lying. One does not need be violent about it and cause harm. Discimination, I believe, is what keeps most of us from settling for mediocrity. And I don't mean prejudice against other races (of persons); a person will obviously aim for superior meals, housing, entertainment, etc. OK, enough philos, how are you assholes? Everyone sleep tight (or loose as the case may be) Hahahaha. Dick, salsa is just onions, tomatoes, cilantro (all 3 chopped), minced serrano chile, lime juice, salt & pepper. Sometimes a dash of ground cumin or oregano is nice. Just add avacadoes and you have guac.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 10:47
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: 2-Jul-2008 10:19 vic, I think I won the argument. ===== Actually, having dogs babysit is probably better than most of the daycare providers out there.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 10:54
Dick, salsa is just onions, tomatoes, cilantro (all 3 chopped), minced serrano chile, lime juice, salt & pepper. Sometimes a dash of ground cumin or oregano is nice. Just add avacadoes and you have guac. ===== Dick salsa? Isn't that the result of a circle jerk? I think I'll pass.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:14
From: sp00k Date: 2-Jul-2008 10:51 Hell, I think at least half the people on here were raised by wolves. ======== I still have a penchant for licking my balls and sticking my snout into people's unsuspecting crotches.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:23
Hera, at the risk of revealing my naivete, I don't know what turdburgling is; I surmise it is stealing shit. Am I close? In which case, I do not participate; seems pointless. I much prefer to eliminate them as opposed to collecting them! Hahahahahaha What are doing to have a nice fourth? (and I don't mean movement)
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:27
Dick, salsa is just onions, tomatoes, cilantro (all 3 chopped), minced serrano chile, lime juice, salt & pepper. Sometimes a dash of ground cumin or oregano is nice. Just add avacadoes and you have guac. ======= BTW vic, REAL salsa is onions, tomatoes, fresh jalapenos(seeded,never use pickled for salsa), and cilantro, finely chopped, lime juice,salt (I suppose a little) black pepper?Never, same goes for cumin and oregano. Also you don't have to seed all of the jalapenos but if you leave all the seeds in it will be very hot. (going down and coming out) As for guacamole you need nothing but avacadoes to make it, however if you are making it as an appetizer (i.e. dipping sauce) you can add the rest in.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:33
 The dried red peppers make a base for good salsa. Not sure exactly how its made but you stick these in a blender with some water and add a bunch of other shit.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:38
Green salsa made from tomatillos is good too. ==== (The dried stuff isn't hot at first but it catches up with you.)
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:39
My ex mother in law made some kick ass salsa. Wish I would have paid more attention when she was making it.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:41
Hera, very good indeed. There are always variations on salsa; an old boyfriend used garlic as well. And I always leave in the seeds-I like it to burn! Altho, most my buds (taste, that is) are dead by now; when I order thai food, it is always HOT! Yes, spook you are right about dried red chiles. Actually, re-hydrated & seeded pasillas blended with garlic is the base for enchilada sauce. And its easy to make.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:49
Fuck off nicely, poontious. LOL Habaneros are the end of the line. Hmm..sailing? That sounds great. You have a boat, I trust? Really, spook, just follow hera's salsa recipe, proportion the onions about one for three tomatoes. You can't go wrong.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:52
Habaneros, Jalpenos, garlic, cilantro, cumin, tomato, salt, vinegar, Heat the mix until consistancy desired, preferably thick, and can in Mason Jars. Let age at least 6 months. Eat. Knock your socks off. You will notice I left out onion, I fucking hate onion.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:54
Vic, if you let the jalpenos vine ripen to a nice red they have a sweeter although still pungent flavor, adds interest that way.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:54
I like the show (Discovery channel?) where the fat bald guy travels around eating all this bizarre crap. He ate a still beating heart from some giant frog in Thailand. I finally saw him eat something that almost made him puke. One of those big stinky fruits they grow there.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 11:57
1. turdburglar love it 55 up, 16 down hate it 1. an annoying person who rudely interrupts you while taking a dump by either knocking on the stall door or attempting to open it. 2. a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or asspirate. 1. "I was trying to drop a deuce at McDonald's when some turdburglar walked in a opened the door on me." 2. "Sebastian has been in so many assholes he should change his name to Tommy Turdburglar." ============== Just looked it up on urbandictionary, I'm going to go with definition number 1. If not it would mean I am gay for one hour out of every day which is just bizarre.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:00
Vic- My grandfather built the boat in the 60's. It's been refurbished since. Currently my Uncle owns it. He's the one who taught me how to sail, lets me take it out whenever he isn't using it which is pretty much all the time. I try to go once a month, weather permitting.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:01
stfu, you are probably not hungry. I think when one is hungry, it is easy to talk food. Any one else hungry? garg-that sounds rather good. hera-I used to have panama chiles growing and somehow lost the original vine -I would reseed each year; now I have a variation of serrano and the plant is not too prodigious. I must plant several next year, instead of just one.
From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:04
Chocolate Recipe 1 Ripe Papaya 2-3 Fresh Strawberries ½ Cup Chocolate Chips 1/3 Cup Honey 5-6 Tbsp Sweet Almond Oil 1 Tbsp Vanilla Extract PaintBrush Melt the Chocolate Chips in the microwave. Let it cool for sometime. In the meantime, put Papaya, Strawberry, Honey, Vanilla Extract and Almond Oil in a blender and blend well. Mix this Puree with the melted Chocolate Chips and apply on your entire body with the help of a paintbrush or you can ask someone to apply for you(Either with the help of a paintbrush or hands). Lick off when ready. And there you have your just deserts. Enjoy
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:05
Thanks Vic, you can use whatever recipe you want, vary it or whatever. It's the canning and aging it that melds the flavors and makes a killer salsa though. Used to make it every summer and by Xmas, well, lets say it'd warm up a cold night.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:07
Hey hera- do you sleep overnight on it (the boat)? Like, does it have a cabin? And will you fish? Thanks for the def on turdburgler; even tho sometimes gay, I do not participate. OK, gargoyle, why don't you do the weather? And spook, you ever see Anthony Bourdin on his weird foods? I love how he extolls good tobacco between eats! LOL.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:12
Hey hera- do you sleep overnight on it (the boat)? Like, does it have a cabin? And will you fish? ======= Yes, has a cabin, not very roomy though. I suppose I could sleep in it overnight but I've never done so. Sometimes I will fish, if I can get a fishing group together, but not for Friday.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:13
For DS Oxana Malaya, Ukraine For six years, Oxana Malaya spent her life living in a kennel with dogs. Totally abandoned by her alcoholic mother and father, she was discovered behaving more like an animal than a human child. She ran on all fours, panted with her tongue out, bared her teeth and barked, just like the dogs she had been living with.  Genie Wiley, the wild girl from Los Angeles, although able to learn words, never mastered grammar so was unable to hold any kind of conversation. (so if you leave em out there for a few years, the worst that will happen is they'll turn into rotten trolls)
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:14
Vic, I just mention the weather because stfu gets his panties in a wad over it. Sen, yummy, although I'll need an insulin shot after that. Anyone ever make "stealth" salsa? I had a batch that upon the first sampling I thought I'd not added enough habanero or jalpeno, so I took a second bite, nada, then I went for another sample of it and suddenly my face was on fire. Weird stuff that one. Seemed like it was time delayed or something. 2 bite, not much reaction but by the 3rd bite it hit you hard. I set it out at a Xmas gathering and watched, The looks on peoples faces was priceless. Never figured out how it did that and never could duplicate it either.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:17
Yep Garg, sounds like my ex-mother in laws salsa. The stuff would sneak up on you. Tasted so good you couldn't stop eating, then you'd notice your ears are sweating and your nose is starting to run.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:19
That's the best kind. If you don't sweat, it's not hot enough. If you can't breath, it's just right.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:22
From: gargoyle1 Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:19 That's the best kind. If you don't sweat, it's not hot enough. If you can't breath, it's just right. ======= Good to have around when your sinuses are clogged up.
From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:23
Sen, yummy, although I'll need an insulin shot after that. ---- Why? Just let the woman do the work...licking and sucking.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:24
Funny incedent once when I was growing peppers. I had a habanero sitting on the counter that I'd taken a slice off to see how hot they were. My then teen son walks in and sees it and thinks it's a cherry pepper, grabs it up and starts chewing before I could stop him. His face turns bright red, sweat pouring out of him, can't breath, thinks he's gonna die right there. I gave him milk and a tortilla or two. Around a half hour later he could talk, I was still laughing. He never grabbed a pepper off the counter again without making sure what it was. I grow them HOT! He couldn't believe I could eat that without the problems he'd just had.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:24
From: mrscapslock [MRSCAPSLOCK] Date: 1-Jul-2008 21:17 ONE FOR THE NEGROES: AS FAR AS I KNOW, THEY DON'T DO THIS KINDA SHIT. ****************** That's because you only know what you're told. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15003998/ Perp:  Tiffany Hall Victims:  Jimella Tunstall (mother) and unborn child,  Two sons, ages 7 and 2, and their 1-year-old sister. She used scissors to remove the fetus, after beating the mother senseless and drowning her three children.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:26
Hera, you know it. If my heads stuffy and I'm getting a cold I'll eat loads of salsa, lots of Vit. C and it clears the head without the drugs. Sen, That's all fine and good, but I like to lick the woman too ya know.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:27
From: sensuous Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:04 Chocolate Recipe ==== I'm more of a salad guy.....lots of oil
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:28
TSS, yeah, that crime crosses all race lines, it's a female thing mostly, don't matter what the skin pigments are.
From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:28
Sen, That's all fine and good, but I like to lick the woman too ya know. ---- And who says you couldn't?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:34
Just don't do the salad oil thing with a fat partner, then it becomes a greased pig chase.
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:38
LOL, hera-I remember fishing for carp at my uncles-no meat. What are red fish? Snapper? Yes, garg, could be a pig chase; hmm..I wonder if there will be one in Crestline this weekend, where our cottage is. It is Jamboree days, whatever the F that is. It is a rather small lake town.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:42
Whew, got by with that one. After I hit enter I thought someone would start in with the Chris Rock tossed salad thing.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:44
We used to chuck carp & catfish into the bushes if one got on the line. Probably tastes ok, but I just can't get past thinking of them as aquatic rats.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:47
From: sp00k Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:44 We used to chuck carp & catfish into the bushes if one got on the line. Probably tastes ok, but I just can't get past thinking of them as aquatic rats. ======== You're crazy sp00k, fried catfish is awesome.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:50
sp00k, you wasted the catfish? Damn boy, you need to try some. Catfish steak is great. I can see tossing out the carp, but catfish? Spose you wouldn't eat crayfish either? Mmmm, sautee the crawfish in butter with some yellow squash, zukes and a bit of fresh garlic, mmmmmm,, damn, now I'm hungry.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:55
Yep, grilled, or blackened. Filleted and served with a rue and popcorn crawdad tails w/side of cornbread,
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:57
Holy shit Zilla, that'd feed the whole family for a week, yeehaaa,, LOL. Fire up the grill.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:00
LOL, Ponty, yer not gonna bother me with that kind of pics. I'm the guy who'd be dissecting an animal in biology lab with one hand while holding a sandwich in the other. I made my lab partner puke when I sliced open a female frog full of eggs and exclaimed "Caviar".
From: pontius
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:12
VicmasterofBJs, you start to annoy me. I don't talk to you, so why do you constantly try to talk to me? Don't expect any other response, but feel free to hope. Goyle, my Ex nearly got sick when she came to my desk while I was eating in front of the computer. Of course I just had one of those shocking pics open; her reaction: OMG! Needless to say, she was no longer hungry.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:16
 Damn zilla, how does one catch those mamoths? :::::::::::::::::::::::::::: Ummm....any computer as your rig and photoshop as bait.
From: sp00k
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:19
Mudbugs are great, love those things. Maybe I'll get over my fear of catfish and try em sometime. There's a Cajun place near here, I'll bet they do a nice job with catfish. (Sorry Ponti) I'm out, have a rotten one guys.
From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:21
Biology was one of my fav. Pigs, cats, frogs, worms. Nothing beats the smell though. As far as fish... Tilapia, cat fish, and there is another one that I like, but can't think of the name. It's driving me crazy.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:23
 http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/photogalleries/giantcatfish/index.html Fishers in northern Thailand netted this huge catfish in the Mekong River on May 1. Nearly nine feet long (2.7 meters) and as big as a grizzly bear, the behemoth tipped the scales at 646 pounds (293 kilograms). Experts say the fish, which belongs to the species known as the Mekong giant catfish, may be the largest freshwater fish ever recorded. ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; I stand by my previous comment.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:26
Recipes. Really? (Good guac has garlic; canned anything in salsa can get you shot.) *pico de gallo (Bon Appétit | July 2000) Ingredients 1 1/2 pounds plum tomatoes, seeded, chopped 3/4 cup chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped fresh cilantro 3 tablespoons fresh lime juice 3 tablespoons minced seeded jalapeño chilies (about 2 medium) 1 garlic clove, minced Preparation Mix all ingredients in medium bowl. Season with salt and pepper. (Can be made 4 hours ahead. Cover; chill.)
From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:32
Cod, that's good too, but not the one I can't remember. (Yeah, I'm still trying to remember it dammit.)
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:42
Illinois river area tradition is eating buffalo carp sandwiches. Beardstown Illinois is famous for eating Carp. Scored and deep fried in corn meal with a slice of onion and fresh bread. Now they have the Jumping Chinese Carp. I am sure that someone is eating it right now for lunch.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:46
My favorite line: "Do you do financing?" "Uhh... Mr. Mabe you were just talking about taking your own life, umm do you have a credit card or checking account?" That telemarketer sounds like a rottentot
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:50
More good economic news. Starbucks is closing 600 stores and about 12,000 people with coffee making skills are out looking for work. Most closings are in Cali and Floritard. Go recession!
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:51
She was mexican, so who cares? Just more of my tax dollars down the drain.
From: helterskelter
Date: 2-Jul-2008 13:57
I hear prosthetic anuses (SP?) are a good investment. Lots of people wearing out their asses with ass sex. Dr. Drew talked about it.
Updated: 2-Jul-2008 16:30
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