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Body parts flying everywhere
San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous
"Amateur video of the crash, broadcast on WMC-TV in Memphis, showed the car's engine revving loudly before the vehicle sped down a highway lined with spectators on both sides. After a few hundred feet, the smoking car skidded off the road."
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From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 12:27

I wanta see the video....

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 12:40

Drag racing. :-D


From: stripes919 [anal seepage]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 12:42

Yep! Those auto racers are some kinda fun!

Specially if you get a front row seat! Woo Ha

From: bubbavirus [www.dogbomb.co.uk]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 12:50

dash-camera's now mandatory eh? I blew out my gd brake line avoiding a crack ho almost hitting another ho, and had to ride my bicycle for the last three days, until the shop fixes it...

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 12:54

There's got to be an easier way to thin out the hillbillies than using an innocent hotrod. I've always supported the notion of glycol in the moonshine.

From: shittingbull [Bullshit]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:00

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 12:54

There's got to be an easier way to thin out the hillbillies than using an innocent hotrod. I've always supported the notion of glycol in the moonshine.
...................................................................
I would say it's worth the sacrifice.

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:01

>>Mourners placed small votive candles at the crash site early Sunday.<<

Flares seem more appropriate.

From: sandy71 [Andrew Woods]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:10

More drag racing.
This time three-legged. :-D


From: deddodge [gaylord]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:11

Good luck getting any money. Dragsters are usally not insured for this.

From: mencken
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:16

From: assholius [ikthool]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:01

>>Mourners placed small votive candles at the crash site early Sunday.<<

Flares seem more appropriate.
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Nice.

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:23

I have those same kind of candles which are self-lighting.

Autovotive. Particularly apropos here.

I'll show myself out...

From: shittingbull [Bullshit]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:24

A few pics here. Sorry, no gore.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object/article?f=/n/a/2007/06/17/national/a125835D46.DTL&o=0

From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:33

There are less-violent, automotive methods for ruining a parade..Sheesh

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:36

aye-dinna ferget the marbles flounder

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:42

Man, what a drag...

From: mrgrey [Neil.A]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 13:47





Someone said parade?

Oh, budapest parade.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 14:02

The video is up on CNN TV.

From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 14:05

"It ain't really safe to do anything with drag cars on a city street,"

Well, duh-diddly-dur-hey. Damn, I miss Ogrish.

From: toddsputnik [todd sputnik LLC]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 14:20

Re: "The release said the driver was performing a burnout when road conditions caused the car to go out of control."
________________________________________________

F%@!!ing "road conditions." The "road conditions" should be arrested & put in jail. If I see any "road conditions" in my neighborhood, I will call my posse, make it listen to loud country music and then bury it in a fireant hill.

The driver should be given a medal for not killing more people.

Except that he is dead.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 17-Jun-2007 14:24

Now someones going to insist on safety devices, sheesh.

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 14:40

's what happens when yu bring a drag racer to a foot parade

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 14:47

"Amateur video of the crash, broadcast on WMC-TV in Memphis" Hell, most of the video I see today on Broadcast Television local stations looks like it was shot by amateurs.

Here's a tip future cinematographers: The glassy part point toward the action!

And FORGET the "zoom" feature!

From: slappymcbappy [Slappy McBappy]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 14:54

The video's at wmcstations.com ... just a couple people laying on the ground and people saying "oh my god!", no gore.

From: turbolover [turbolover]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 15:45

Bow before the mighty cock:

From: turbolover [turbolover]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 15:46

May it penetrate your soul

From: niebelung [oregonian]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 16:11

The driver should be given a medal for not killing more people.

Except that he is dead.
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The article says the driver was taken to "an emergency room," not to a morgue. I think I heard on the radio today the death toll had been reduced to six. A field day for Darwin, still. Now if drag racing would just catch on in the inner cities!

From: larry [larry]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 16:59

"Cars for Kids holds several events throughout the nation and raises close to $200,000 annually for charities that help children in need..."


In need of a new foot, hand or other appendage?

From: selmore [dave]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 17:21

From: turbolover [turbolover]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 15:45

Bow before the mighty cock:



From: turbolover [turbolover]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 15:46

May it penetrate your soul


That is the strangest Minurette I've ever seen. Dems Moooslems truely are nuts.

From: doczzz [dwarf fusion]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 17:21

Did anyone see Nancy Drew, or should I even bother?

Fantastic Four sucked...big surprise.

From: blahblahblowme [my inner child is a mean lil fucker]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 17:38

Bummer, and damn. Shit. Fuck. Bummer.

From: shitstorm [Shit Storm]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 17:44

^^^^^^^^^^^^
Can't wait for the Transformers movie.

Oh yeah, bring a funny car with several thousand horsepower to a parade and do a burnout on dry pavement. Hilarity ensues.

From: theodread [{One More Time}]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 17:44

It's a spectator sport.

It's moot that most people go to see the wrecks.

The closer one gets to the action, the more one pays for admission.

Seems some folks are willing to pay even more than just an arm and a leg to get close to that action.

From: dmb8877 [David Brooks]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 17:52

6 less fucktards on the planet.

From: ladyamethyst [Michelle]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 17:53

fan 4 sucked? darn. I was gonna see that

As for drag racing...there should be some sort of barrier between the spectators and the cars. When they are working on the roads they put up those concrete things...why didn't they here???

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 20:34

... and God bless Mommy
and Daddy
and please God give sis inoperable bone cancer.

From: killa [Killa me softly]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 21:10

Why do I keep thinking of that old 80's comecial that had the line"Parts is parts"

From: menehune [Karl]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 22:33

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.
or
Drunk Rednecks Around Gasoline Sports?

From: mingemeister [Dick DeGirth]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 22:42

I think you "mean body parts flying errwerr". It is Memphis after all.

From: shittingbull [Bullshit]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 23:05

Holy shit, I just noticed the name of the event was 'Cars For Kids'.

LMAO

From: weejimmymcangus [Anything worn under the kilt? Nae, all in perfect working order]
Date: 17-Jun-2007 23:06

A ton and a half of top fuel car doing God-knows how many mph down a road and people line up to be crash barriers...hellooooo! Its like those people that line the route of off road rallies and get cleaned up when a driver loses it on a corner.... Darwin will be smirking in his grave tonight.

From: stebot [(shoot me i'm in switzerland)]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 00:33

heres the amateur video - i couldnt find it in the article

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvjHEgo8I10

From: hegor [hegor]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 01:07

The headline should have been, Obvious happens as dumb as shit parade organizers prepare for lawsuits.

Next year I hear they are inviting the Al Queda Marching Band.

From: americandisease [AAMS]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 01:52

Those stupid americans will do anything to get some time on TV.

americans fucking suck at everything they do.

From: bilywtchdrdotcom [Andy]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 05:06

"I saw body parts flying everywhere," said witness Sean Hood.

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I just came in my pants. Please damnit where are the pics???

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 05:35

Welcome back, "Jean". Yeah, I don't blame you for changing monikers. Who in their right mind would admit to being French?

From: bongwaterbreath [robobudd]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 06:37

This is the same county that Buford Pusser was from and raised hell in from the original Walking Tall. This looks like a serious bout of Darwinism. Should fire Police Chief, Fire Chief, Sheriff, dumb fucking deputies and especially the dumbass mayor. What a bunch of fucktards! Can say this because I have been through this county....

From: pastorfuzz [(pardonmyschtick)]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 08:24

"Cars for Kids holds several events throughout the nation and raises close to $200,000 annually for charities that help children in need, according to its Web site."

Bet the Hospital costs will exceed $200,000 by a little bit. Guess they created their own "children in need". dumbfucks

From: phyrricvictory [bob]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 09:15

Off topic BUT:

<to the tune of the conga dance>: Boners, boners, bone-ers. Boners, boners, bone-ers. And so on.

<mel gibson as william wallace>: BONERS!!!!!!!!!

And so on.

Every day I would look for boners (yuk, yuk) and there would be none and I would be sad. A little less sad each day as I give up hope that they would return. Like little Timmy looking out the window for Rex but Rex isn't coming back because Rex got hit by a car, crawled away to hide and die alone. Well not this time beeyoch cause Rex came back and bought the boners with him. Ole Rex walked on up the driveway, butt raped that foofie little poodle maw called Paris and got after Rex was gone for a couple of months, cracked open a beer or two, licked his ass and boner for a while and gave us all a big sloppy kiss. It tasted like poo and dog wang but we didn't care cause Rex and the boners were back. And all was as it should be. And we all lived happily ever after. God bless everybody (except for Paris the poodle who got what she had coming).

From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 10:07

"Those stupid americans will do anything to get some time on TV.
americans fucking suck at everything they do."

That's why your filled with envious hate.

LOL

Where are you from? Let us talk of your great nation!

From: evilelmo [...]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 10:32

That's what i like to see, Aussies killing americans!

From: toddsputnik [todd sputnik LLC]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 10:58

Hola Amigos:

What part about "Cars for Kids" do you not understand? As all of those Bush Holes would say, 6 dead bystanders are mere collateral damage for bringing charity to Tennessee.*
Hasta la pasta, Gringos!



* At least it was Tennessee and not some important place like California, [Most Parts of] Massachusetts or New York (i.e., Manhattan), the epicenters of freedom, democracy and intellegentsia loved and recognized all over the world, particularly in England.

From: jack [daniels]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 11:06

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooJYl-ceVd8

also here

I could get nothing from first link

From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 13:18

Anything that kills stupid rednecks is a good thing IMO. I heard next year they are flying in Siegfried and Roy's tigers for a parade.

From: dennisisevil [Dennis]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 15:05

"The charity was formed in 1990, two years after founder Larry Price's son, Chad, suffered a severe head injury in a bicycle accident.


Price promised that if his son was saved from lifelong injuries, he would spend the rest of his life raising funds for disabled children, according to the Web site."

Looks like they decided to drum up some more business for the local wheelchair company too.

From: dennisisevil [Dennis]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 15:13

GOURANGA!!!!



From: stevedave [Brocktoon]
Date: 19-Jun-2007 02:47

The vid is fucking lame. No body parts flying, no gore of any kind. If the video has nothing interesting in it they should say it before hand so as not to peek my interest and then disappoint.

Updated: 22-Jun-2007 11:42
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