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Feces, with Creamy Ranch
Columbus Dispatch | Submitted by: Flossy666
"Storm water combined with sewage from the T. Marzetti Co., a producer of salad dressings on Indianola Avenue, overwhelmed the Columbus storm-sewer system and flooded at least 10 nearby homes, an Ohio EPA representative said."
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From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:35
Hey! That wasn't me, Vic. Get it straight dumbass! Sp00k, where the hell is yer oily ass at?
From: phuck [and the horse you rode in on]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:36
Is this the FFA yet?
From: sensuous
Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:49
No, here is the whole thing. From: sp00k Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:27 From: sensuous Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:04 Chocolate Recipe ==== I'm more of a salad guy.....lots of oil From: sensuous Date: 2-Jul-2008 12:32 I'm more of a salad guy.....lots of oil ---- Slip and slide. See?? Dumbass! 
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:55
Salad dressing is made with high fructrose corn syrup, so there is lots of good fertilaizer value. Too bad it got in the basements. Only old houses have basements and they are a bad idea in a flood zone.
From: purevenom
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:01
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:51 I love ranch dressing, it's the only way I'll eat raw carrots, you could probably dip shit in ranch and it would taste good. -- -- -- -- -- -- - -- - -- - -- - -- -- - -- - -- -- - - -- - -- -- --- -- --- That's DISGUSTING... ... everyone knows that shit is best served with a balsamic vinaigrette.
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:12
Ranch dressing already tastes terrible so the shit was probably an improvement. The Hidden Valley Ranch commercial where all the kids are at the "vegetable carnival" where ranch dressing is slopped on perfectly good healthy veggies should be taken off the air. Not a good message considering the childhood obesity problem we have in this country. There's nothing much nutritious in full fat ranch dressing. Don't get me started on pizza crusts dipped in the slimy crap...UCK! Who thought that one up? (not trying to troll Hera or other ranch dressing fans)
From: helterskelter
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:13
I'm off to try and find a certain fireworks stand. They sell coils of fuse. 20 feet for $2.00. Fun times!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:17
helterskelter Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:08 Gargoyle, Chuck norris is a born again. Technoviking IS a god. =================== I should give a shit why?
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:25
petone, you are right too-store bought is crap. however, the ranch seasoning package made with yogurt & sourcream or cottage chse, instead of all that mayo is quite good and perhaps more healthy. have fun helter; I miss being able to light fireworks on the fourth.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:44
Bottle it up , sell it to the french , but put a photo of Jerry Lewis on the label , guaranteed seller. I use olive oil , with different spices. Pretty good.
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:03
I've been lurking. I haven't had many submissions accepted lately, that makes me less interested in posting because I'm really, really self centered.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:10
The rumpus room was all slick as a result of something backing up. Methinks this is a new protest campaign from Max Hardcore.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:15
My feet stink! Both of them...DAMMIT! Oh and now I'm starting to get gas. It's July 2nd already? I saw the greatest comb-over today on a WOMAN! She combed it up from the back of her head to the front and fashioned bangs from this too. It was 'glued' in place from the heavy handed use of hair-spray. It would of stood up in a hurricane. It did not appear that she was bald from chemo but just the natural progression of age. Sadly she wasn't fooling anyone.
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:17
Some creamy-ranch-dressing-looking crap for everyone:  http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2008/07/02/ranch_flooding.html?sid=102
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:23
Eggie, I saw a back-to-front comb-over on a woman once. Mind you, it was just the result of a poorly administered Brazilian.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:27
Raunchy Ranch? As if the stench of human excrement wasn't bad enough, having to smell that disgusting glop that businesses like to call salad dressing. Blah, just give me a little olive oil and some spices. No wonder so many Americans have a barrel ass if they coat something healthy as salad with that shit...
From: vanillashake7
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:38
Hey everyone I’m new I’ve been hanging around here and recently decided to get an account No hazing, right?
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:47
vanillashake7 If you've been lurking, tell the rotten crowd what you liked while you lurked. Tell us who you like, and don't like. For instance, one of the best ways of getting others to like and appreciate you is if you posit things that are universal around here... so say you hate norace or something.
From: wartsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:49
Hi vaniliashake7. I like you. You sond white.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:51
How do we know this isn't an evil plot by a suddenly insane Paul Newman to increase awareness (and hence sales) of Salad dressing? (Newman"s Own, no shit, huh?) It could happen, ya know. Shit happens too.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:54
It's a sign of the coming of the Apocalypse. First there is a flood. Then there will be a plague of flies Then a plague of Frogs eating the flies. Then a plague of birds eating the frogs. Then the Rivers will turn read from all of the hyper enriched algae in the water. Etc., etc., blah blah blah 
From: vanillashake7
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:55
wow wart how did you know? i'm full aryan but not that proud of it so i'll take tss's advice i don't like you
From: wartsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:58
I take TSSes advse two. Hes my herro.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:09
Fuck ranch dressing In fact, fuck all fatty salad dressings. I love how I'll go out to eat with people and they just order a salad, acting all pious and shit, like they are a health nut, then proceed to dump 40 grams of fat of salad dressing on their plate. Try ordering lemon wedges you can squeeze on your salad; You'd be surprised. BTW, I am new here too.
From: wartsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:11
That was drity stuff andropallomino
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:14
From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin] Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:09 Holy shit! andro That chick's got one powerful pussy and uterus to take that kind of pounding. I'm Stunned. ----------------- I wouldn't say she has a "powerful" pussy - more like a very loose one.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:14
just wondering eggs. I've seen a white chocolate fondue fountain and they appear similar in fashion; pretty damn tasty too. As far as a ranch dressing fountain, well that's just... Rotten.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:20
come on DS you should know that the sweetest of the sweetest, is just a tube of muscles. I had one girlfriend one time that would do exercises, Keagles, and man did she squeeze and pulse when she came. Fucking mind blowing. As so far as looseness, there are many sites on the internet advertising the amazing elasticity of the vagina and how it after a short time returns to "proper" size.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:33
crapola, you have a point. It is "elastic" down there. Still, I couldn't take a horse cock, later visit my BF, and he wouldn't notice. I am conservative that way.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:43
cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock cock crapola, did you cum yet?
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:52
Which is more revolting? Horsey porn or a ranch dressing fountain? DS - you're such a demure and delicate flower. You could teach your tacky little aryan cousin a thing or two.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:56
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:54 My balls itch, and there is nothing good on Discovery, I might have to slip over to the History channel. ----------------- Are you single? You sound like the type of guy to provide some spice in my life.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:10
From: dontsqueak [DS is talking] Date: undefined, Jul 2nd, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:54 My balls itch, and there is nothing good on Discovery, I might have to slip over to the History channel. ----------------- Are you single? You sound like the type of guy to provide some spice in my life. =============== I'll give ya 'spice' DS and 'milk' too, and anything else you want sweetcheeks, just give me a call ;)
From: helterskelter
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:27
From: gargoyle1 Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:17 helterskelter Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:08 Gargoyle, Chuck norris is a born again. Technoviking IS a god. =================== I should give a shit why? ================== Oops. That was meant for godzilla. =============== From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:11 Wait'll Chuck gets wind of this. 
From: vinyardfan [white pride]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:28
warsong give me a call 785-826-9046 we seariously need to talk u seem like the most inteligent person on this bored fuck these n1gger loving f@gs come on down and visit me my wifes goin out of town for a week to visit her ma
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:40
Sounds like he's lonely. Wifey's out of town. Needs a buddy. Maybe he should get a dog. Here's the real question: Would he get a black dog to kick, or a white one to live with?
From: unferth [the weed assassin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:43
Hey vinyardfag I've noticed some of your pro-white comments on here lately and I have a few things I'd like to talk to YOU about. First off, the whole Aryan thing got pretty tired after World War II. Why is your hero a fictional movie character that gets ass raped in the prison shower and is made someone's bitch? Second, Rotten.com in all it's infinite splendor, is NOT a dating site for ugly hick losers that hate their wives. I come here to enjoy mass murder, animal rape, and rivers of shit laced ranch dressing. I do not come here to hear about your marital strife and weak ass causes. I happen to be white but I have had plenty of black friends over the years and I happen to enjoy a fat blunt, a 40 oz. Colt, grape Kool-Aid, menthol cigarettes, big asses and titties, and cruisin' down the street in my 64' while jockin' the bitches and slappin' the hoes. So why don't you take your annoying troll ass somewhere where it's wanted? In regards to the story, I have never been a huge fan of ranch dressing. I prefer bleu cheese or Dorothy Lynch or those Wishbone Salad Spritzers. Nummy. Had an ex that put ranch on EVERYTHING. Pizza, McChickens, french fries, hamburgers, hot dogs, fucking everything. I'll tolerate it though if it's all that's available but I mos def do not want it in my basement.
From: unferth [the weed assassin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:47
By the way, posting your actual phone number here is not such a smart thing to do. And didn't you say you were from Kentucky the other day? I'm sorry I have family in Kansas and 785 is mos def a Kansas area code. Dumbass
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:52
might not be his actual number but the number of someone he hates in order to get us to call and harass him. Take out "two enemies at once." Someone however can be from somewhere and still live in another place. For example, many people live in DC but are from _____________. (fill in the blank). Anyway I am just astounded that someone would do such a thing. You should post his name and address here just for shits and giggles.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:58
unferth... there are at least 6.5 billion other people on this planet. They're going to have beliefs that differ from your own. I can't figure out why... but someone has convinced the likes of you that only your opinion is correct, and only your opinion can be spoken. Free Speech... as long as you agree with it, right Hitler? When will you folks wake up to the reality? You're millions of little Hitlers. The epitome of hypocrites.
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:58
DS - sorry about the cousin remark. I didn't realize what a put down that was until after I said it. Horsey porn, shitty ranch dressing (truly the white trash of condiments) and now the aryans are making a love connection. Why is that not surprising? This thread is turning my stomach.
From: shanon [shanon]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:10
It would be more entertaining to see a ass full of shredded wheat?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:13
It's not HS's number, apparently he wont man up like I did. The girl that DID pick up on the other line sounded cute though. I had a brief and pleasant conv. with her. Yes I have free long distance calling, I listen to your crap all the time, why on earth would I pay for more concentrated crap?
From: unferth [the weed assassin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:13
TSS I think you might have misunderstood me. The Aryan tards are free to say what they want about hanging n1ggers and having a piping hot Jew pie in the oven but just as they have that right, I also have my right to respectfully disagree with their fucktardary. Will it change their opinion on the matter? Probably not. But is it enjoyable to tell someone else I think they're full of shit and put down their beliefs? Definitely. I don't mind blacks, hispanics (not to be confused with border-hopping illegal Mexicans), jews, or asians. Do I feel like I am some kind of wonderful human being because I don't constantly talk about how bad they are and how many different ways I can kill them? No. It's just my opinion of them. They don't bother me, I don't bother them. Life goes on. PS: I think it would be funny if everyone starts calling that number he left though. If he is genuinely stupid enough to post his actual number or the number of someone he's living with on the internet, he deserves all the prank calls and general harassment that comes his way. **picks up phone and dials 1-800-COLLECT because it's free for me and cheap for them!!**
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:18
Well I see we're off to a great start this evening. Do I smell a noobie or is that troll dung? Hera, ahh, wrong G man, shit happens, but I was confused Hey DS, Eggsy, Eggsy, your feet smell? Need someone to give you a bath? Or would you rather get all hot and sweaty and smelly with me first?
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:18
unferth [the weed assassin] Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:13 "piping hot Jew pie?" This kind?  Or this kind?  Does one serve cheese or ice cream with this?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:20
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: undefined, Jul 2nd, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Michelle Ellyson 817 CEDAR ST SALINA, KS 674 (785) 826-9046 =================== Isn't the internet amazing? But Michelle might have been his gf or roommate or, god forbid, his mother. LOL
From: unferth [the weed assassin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:30
Crapola, I'm sure it's more of the latter I'm afraid. And by the way, it goes best with vanilla ice cream or Redi Whip on top!! ;)
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:53
From: petone9 [petone9] Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:58 DS - sorry about the cousin remark. I didn't realize what a put down that was until after I said it. ------------ No worries, petone...no need to apologize. I AM curious as to what/who you meant, though. Anyway, I hope all is well with you. KISS KISS
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:54
Cool DS. I love those shows. What's fun is to see how many actors who were not well known at the time that are big names now. Dennis Hopper, William Shatner, Jonathan Winters, Jack Klugman, god, I could name a bunch of them.
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:58
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:01 Bet Michelle has a white horse out back. ---------------------------------- Bet Michelle has a black buck downtown!
From: hillaryrclinton [Worlddominatrix]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:03
Hi DS, Bill is driving me batty what say you and me go do some shooters? I sent you an E-mail with the location. 
From: locsxx
[LocsXX]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:08
It's 10:07 give or take a few mins. Kids are asleep and I'm semi-drunk but the fact still remains I hate mayo.
From: locsxx
[LocsXX]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:14
By the way I love all you guys (trolls included cept for that one that posts the long messages of rubbish). If I were single I would be more flirty but alas, I am not....and no I'm not ugly or old...if you consider early 30's still young. drinky drinky a toast to my buds on Rotten.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:17
From: locsxx [LocsXX] Date: undefined, Jul 2nd, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh It's 10:07 give or take a few mins. Kids are asleep and I'm semi-drunk but the fact still remains I hate mayo. =============== The fact remains that you just gave away your timezone. Don't you know that that is dangerous? People could find out important personal information about you like your state and city of origin, your phone number, even your NAME! I know you probably give that out regularly but you are dealing with rottentots, They will exploit you. Like drunk dialing you all night long errrr, nevermind, they aren't motivated enough to do something like that.
From: unferth [the weed assassin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:41
Anyone on here called Michelle lately? I called but only got an answering machine dammit!!
From: pontius
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:43
Did you know in advance that I'd show up at this time? Is that why the fun is over?
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:44
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:22 So true traumaphiliac, when I'm dead take and use all my crap. I certainly won't be using it anymore. Stealing is not nice but the worst crime? Hardly. Who's got dibs on my Ronco salad shooter? ------------------------- once i calculated the liters of load my ex wife ingested over the course of our marriage. i figured the usual load volume, 5cc (yeah, i know) then, the number of loads/week, times the number of weeks/year, etc...voila! 1.5 liters
From: locsxx
[LocsXX]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:52
Thanks for the heads up but, I'm unlisted, have no friends and don't go anywhere. Yeah, I'm a recluse and kinda angorophobic (yeah I'm buzzed) but if anyone wants to try to find me GOOD LUCK! If they do happen upon my address I'd pop a cap in their ass. I've dealt with too many CRAZY men, but I still believe not everyone is the same retards/psychos come in many forms of race. Hubby though does frown about my love for Rotten.com but I tell him it’s the real world. Those stories can happen to ANYONE! It makes me aware of my environment if I go out. Damn it don't think I could not find me even if I tried ha ha…I have a crazy ex-husband who wants to kill me. It’s been almost 10 years and I’m still alive. Quote from Ministry "Sky high with a heartache of stone, you never see me cause I'm always alone".
From: locsxx
[LocsXX]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:57
Also, To be true to the actual song: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! If you know Ministry you know what I'm talk'n bout.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 21:08
From: gargoyle1 Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:54 Cool DS. I love those shows. What's fun is to see how many actors who were not well known at the time that are big names now. Dennis Hopper, William Shatner... ------------------- Willaim Shatner was fucking hot back in the day. I saw that episode where he was with his fiancee (maybe his wife) when they were in a restaurant and he became obsessed with the fortune-telling machine. This was in his pre-Star Treck days. Now he kinda gives off that bloated, perverted uncle vibe.
From: locsxx
[LocsXX]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 21:10
Thanks O'muncher of the bung. My time however has expired and I'm toasted. Till next time.....I'm available in various times and always welcome whitty banter. Love LocsXX=========Tomorrow is my last day of work and I am sad.
From: purevenom
Date: 2-Jul-2008 22:13
OK, bpd, so where does one put the bowl for one's heaping helping of secret-basement recipe fecal matter-infused ranch dressing?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 22:14
I'm a recluse and kinda angorophobic (yeah I'm buzzed) but if anyone wants to try to find me GOOD LUCK! _______________________________ "Angorophobic"? It must be so hard to have an overweening fear of certain goats, bunnies, cats, and especially sweaters.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 22:17
You are right, pontius. house, that is kinda creepy, those pictures you posted. Who's that whore in the last pic (haha). But is that first pic that poster luckyvet?? And what is up with the crazy police sketch in the middle? If memory serves correct, it was from a rotten story awhile back. I am just trying to comprehend why we all all grouped together in your post.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 22:37
Hello everyone. My post-Canada Day headache seems to be going away. How is everyone else doing insofar as their respective debaucheries?
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 02:56
IMPORTANT NEWS I know many of you are big fans of my musical adventurs so I thought you should know that I have changed the name of my "band" from "Sheep as in Sheep" to the more catchy and contemporary "Tremendous Owl Flatulence". Why not visit ? You can listen to the world's first song to adress the important subject of flatulence in owls. http://www.myspace.com/sheepasinsheep
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 03:10
While I admire your efforts, pube, you should know that there have been three songs written about owl flatulence, and one of them was fairly popular in the US in the late '30s. Keep fighting the good fight, sport.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 03:17
I might also advise you that the artist formerly known as Prince wrote a song about owl farts and, if he is feeling litigious, you could subject to legal action. Just a word to the wise old barn owl
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 03:23
Tremendous Owl Flatulence has 76 friends. trendy
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 03:24
Close, pubescent one. The original title was "When Owls Fart", but was changed at the insistence of his publicist and manager, to "When Doves Cry About Owl Farts". Are we talking about a regular gazelle or a Thomsom's gazelle?
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 03:26
pube, you hit the nail squarely on the head Tremendous Owl Flatulence is much better title than sheep as in sheep for a song title. I predict your star will ascend to great heights! Are you prepared for your 15 minutes? Damn, I need coffee.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 03:30
The mating ceremony among gazelles is ritualized. The male lowers and stretches his head and neck, following the female closely in a march-like walk, lifting his head, and prancing. The lifting of a foreleg during the mating march is also characteristic and vocal noises are made by the male. The female responds to the male's low stretch by urinating. She may walk away, circle, and make sharp turns. When she is ready for mating, she will display submissive behavior by holding her tail out.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 03:46
Cracker the birds are dying here from malathion not reefer.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 03:55
reminds me of that old song by the Cadets, popularized in the '50s, goes something like this: Baby, baby, let's make romance You know, your old-time gazelle hasn't got a chance He's stranded in the jungle, as limp as he can be So, come on pretty baby, just you and me An' meanwhile, back in the jungle The owls in the jungle had me on the run When somethin' heavy hit me like an atomic bomb When I woke up and my head started to clear I had a strange feeling an owl was farting near I smelled something evil and I looked to see That's when I found out they was-a farting at me! Great goo-ga-moo-ga! Lemme outta here!
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 04:23
I'm back in NY living with BM, his new hunny, still on the road. You must not have read about my shitty luck. Lymes Disease and Bells Palsy. Lie down with dogs... you're bound to get ticks. Yes... I still have a twisted sense of humor. Outta work, but travelling with the hunny from Connecticut. Awaiting DRS and treatment. On tons of meds. SUCKS.
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 04:42
I've been sick, they needed help with bills, (BM and I are still cool.) Still travelling with my new hunny. I introduced him to a great gal, they're doing their thing, I'm doing mine. Just because society is socially distorted doesn't make us weird. Think outside the box. FUCK, me and my exhusband are still best friends. It CAN be done. Relationships don't always work, friendships are forever. (Sorry that sounded like a Hallmark card)
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 04:49
Nope... (I hate the refresh option) Both hunnies knew where things stood before it ever got started. I know it sounds weird, but it works ok. Mine likes BM. I was friends with his hunny before they ever got started, so the understanding was already there. She's a great girl, a lot like me. Very cool and open minded. My hunny knew BM and I before we split. 'Sall Cool. K... NOW I'm going back to bed.
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2008 06:04
Hello idiotards. Stud, fuckin catholic bastards ? I already told you that I'm a catholic-protestant semi-jewish muslemic buddhist atheist. So don't go insulting my religion pulease!
From: baltimorepd
[Baltimore's pride]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 06:15
this is not a conversation that I want to have. It's not a CONVERSATION that I want to have, because it isn't here. there's no dumb doesn't burn coal or oil, burns warthogs and you stupid guys with daughters, shut the fuck up. Nobody cares. Fuck Sir Rodney knight in shining armor. She's going to get fucked, hard. So deal with it.
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2008 06:18
I forgot, I also plan to take classes in mormonisticy (or whatever you call it), to become a morlock, err, mormon, but they overlap with my scientology courses on Fridays.
From: baltimorepd
[Baltimore's pride]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 06:22
THERE'S NOT A DAMN THING YOU CAN DO! you, you Philosopher! You could kick my ass. Thats right, you could kick my ass. So we can raise the level of intercourse. Or discourse? I'm wrong. There's a lot of things you could do. Maybe we could go squeeze some monkey's butts together?
From: baltimorepd
[Baltimore's pride]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 06:50
what's not gonna kill you. Is the police gonna kill you? Is the gangs gonna kill you? Is the criminals gonna kill you? Is the government gonna kill you? maybe. BUT ITS MUCH MORE LIKELY that having bad neighbors, filthy air, dirty water, and dogs barking all night will. bad neighbors affect your health. all it takes is 1 dumb irresponsible person out of 100 to make life hell. these people here, they smoke very smelly, cheap unfiltered cigarettes, by the crate. gangs of chain smokers, just sitting around, creating clouds of smoke. smells awful. And there are large packs of vicious dogs that bark all night long. The people, angry with the heat, wait until nightfall, and then they set fires and burn trash and toxic waste. They do it at night so it's harder to trace the source, and they do it all over the city. Usually I wake up at 2 or 3 am every day, to the smell of burning rubber and barking dogs. I'M GETTING FUCKING TIRED OF THAT CRAP!!!! And some idiot just bought a dog, and it's barking non-stop. There's hundreds of people on this street, I think they live in the trees. I don't know, maybe they put hammocks in derelict satellite dishes. Yes, of course I SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP. but I don't want to. Because it seems like the motherfucking point of society anymore, is to keep people from sleeping. Keep them from sleeping so they get out there and agitate. start people shaking, like worms in a magnetic field, and you got society. I think there's hundreds of people on this street, and probably 3 dogs for every person, but they don't know how to kennel them right, don't know how to feed them right, and don't know how to train them right. So the dogs just walk around barking. And no, there's no white dog faeces, they eat rubbish and expel rubbish; nuts and rocks and stringy things that fall out of their butts.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2008 06:52
Well, see you Rotten Fucks later, I'm off to watch the Twilight Zone Marathon. I'll be back once I'm bored shitless.
From: baltimorepd
[Baltimore's pride]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 06:57
RETARDED BALLOON STORY http://youtube.com/watch?v=OMCkIjgTLZ0 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, watch this video, and tell me what you think of the music. LISTEN TO IT ALL THE WAY, because there is a nice zylophone riff midway through. Turn up the speakers. Let people outside hear it.
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2008 07:04
Good trick not to be called Shirley. He'll be a blue rectangle very, very soon here.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 07:06
Call me Shirley but I don't think Mr Baltimore is a real cop at all / Its quite possible he is. Seems as smart as any I've ever had the pleasure meeting. Nice to know Maryland is successful with their Lobotomy operations.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 07:10
You could be right zilla. Our cops are none too bright either, they always did trawl the bottom of the pond and that was before they started letting the coloured folks join. I saw one on TV yesterday. We are having a nasty rash of knife murders in London among the non-indigenous populations and Mr Plod was there saying "We are reasuring people by handing out leaflets and stopping young people and gving them leaflets about "How not to commit knife murders" It's beyond belief really.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 07:12
Actually, my best friend is a cop now, I tend not to invite him round anymore as I don't want to get busted for all the bootlegs ( musical) lying around and you never know with cops. May want to up his kudos with the Grand Poobah.
From: helterskelter
Date: 3-Jul-2008 07:35
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:13 It's not HS's number, apparently he wont man up like I did. The girl that DID pick up on the other line sounded cute though. I had a brief and pleasant conv. with her. Yes I have free long distance calling, I listen to your crap all the time, why on earth would I pay for more concentrated crap? ====================== ?? If you Read two posts above mine you'll see that I was Just copying It to show what I was talking about. Man Up? Nothing manly about posting your phone number online. Or are you talking about someone else?
From: helterskelter
Date: 3-Jul-2008 07:39
nuts and rocks and stringy things that fall out of their butts. ==================== That is the way I expect you to end every rant from now on. Pig.
From: helterskelter
Date: 3-Jul-2008 07:44
From: locsxx [LocsXX] Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:52 Quote from Ministry "Sky high with a heartache of stone, you never see me cause I'm always alone". From: locsxx [LocsXX] Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:57 Also, To be true to the actual song: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! If you know Ministry you know what I'm talk'n bout. ====================== I love Ministry. I saw them Recently. Too bad its their last tour. Ministry is no more.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 07:59
Damn, I can't believe they were around that long. God, getting old sucks. Ministry rocks. Also gotta love the Butthole Surfers. Good stuff.  Jello is the man.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 08:37
hey git, would you write a song about nuts and rocks and stringy things that fall out of their butts? then Phish could cover it and you would be famous and wealthy again, like before.
From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2008 08:55
You can go fuck yourself and the goatse you rode in on if you restart your "basse cuisine" recipe requests again, sp00k  (I feel nograce now, don't know why... Ah, the smiley)
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 09:03
Thanks, HS, now I'll be useless for like an hour... Lard. Fuck yeah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UuQEkh6m6c (at least listen to the last 30 sec!) (("I hate you more than my job"- love it)) One more- just for the intro- Surfers "Sweet Loaf" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6GrmXI4E4E late.
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2008 09:15
INGREDIENTS - Ranch Runoff Dressing * 1 cup raw sewage * 4 teaspoons olive or vegetable oil * 2 teaspoons cider vinegar * 2 teaspoons granular no-calorie sucralose sweetener, e.g., Splenda ® * 3 2/3 cup storm water runoff * 1/4 teaspoon dried marjoram * 3/4 cup buttermilk * 3 tablespoons nonfat plain yogurt * 2 tablespoons fat-free mayonnaise * 2 tablespoons finely chopped onion * 2 tablespoons minced fresh parsley * 1 garlic clove, minced
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2008 09:59
I have an old Indian recipe from Rakeesh. Leper dip.  Ingredients 1-leper 1-bag of chips You just dip the chips in the lepers face. Its sort of like curry
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 10:04
 "The Israeli police said at least four security officers tried to stop the driver, Hussam Dweikat, before a police officer killed him. Mr. Dweikat, who was about 30, lived in East Jerusalem." Bloody photo of the day, brought to you by the makers of Patsy, its affiliates, and subsidiaries.
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2008 10:07
I'm out for a week vacation - going home for a visit. Don't worry, I've hired a temp to take over posting for me  His spelling is a lot better than mine, but don't provoke him, he's liable to chew your balls off.
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2008 10:13
Another small problem, whenever Norace posts, temp sp00k flings shit at the screen.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 10:26
Hey Eggs, Yah-hoo for dismemberment! In 1975 my 7 year old cousin had a Cherry Bomb blow up in his hand. Lucky for him no missing parts, just alot of stitches. Back then, you take the kid to the ER, they stitch him up, the doctors give the kid a lecture and a pointing of the finger and they are on their way. Today, the parents would be arrested. My favorite are Roman Candles. I don't care for noisy fireworks. I'm amused by sparkles. Oh how prudy!
From: numbnuts [peckerhead]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 10:45
DS: Is your new hymen still intact. If it is I would lovingly and gently remove it with my tongue. To have you ignore the slight pain that you have while busting the cherry I would insert my thumb in your anus. I have found out that does excite and diminish the pain. I am not far from IN. so if you need it removed let me know.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 10:59
Hey Spooky, when you get back, make sure you tells us yer back, so we'll know the difference when yer temp leaves. Hey, nice picture. Doin a little nepotisim aren't ya, huh? Don't worry , I won't tell.
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:07
What makes you think he hasn't taken over already? Wait a sec, have to wipe crap off the screen.
From: voyevoda
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:12
And I'm told that Ohio has the cleanest water in the USA. Bah, I say! That shit must stink, but probably no more than a pig farm.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:24
Well I'm back, I've seen the twilight zone episodes that are on now recently, sooo, yer stuck with me. I hope everyone here has a rotten weekend, don't forget the photos of any mishaps involving fireworks, BBQ's, family, drinking, potatoe salad in the sun too long, etc. Put us in your will, please.
From: vinyardfan [white pride]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:26
hullo everybody tomorrow is fouth of july a day to celebrate white america any niggorz or jews or women that come outside tomorrow should be arrested and shot in the face and have their genitals mutilated cuz this is white mans america no black america or woman america. ill be back later i gotta run down to the liqour store im all out of johnny walker, jim, and jack and beer. i need smokes two. by the way my old lady iz out of town if any of u pretty ladies wanna give me old jack ellyson a call.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:32
From: gargoyle1 Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:24 Well I'm back, I've seen the twilight zone episodes that are on now recently, sooo, yer stuck with me. I hope everyone here has a rotten weekend, don't forget the photos of any mishaps involving fireworks, BBQ's, family, drinking, potatoe salad in the sun too long, etc. Put us in your will, please. ========= I will to you my entire porn collection garg. The whole sticky, stale, festering collection.
From: vinyardfan [white pride]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:36
no i am not one of those filthy camel fucking sand niggor fucks if we mutilate the blacks and womans genitals they cant breed no more that is my point now do u understand me? oh and fuck you helterskelter u dont know shit go back and listen to your beetles alubms u prissy fag
From: vinyardfan [white pride]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:39
fuck you u dont know me jesus christ
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:41
Not what I meant Hera, besides, ewww,, just put it in your will that your deaths will be sent to rotten for us to gloat over and make rude comments.
From: vinyardfan [white pride]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:44
i dont wear wifebeaters those are for white trash and i dont have mullet i am a clean cut man i wear plaid shirts or suits and wranglers or dress pants fuck u guys u dont know me yall are jus ignorant
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:49
I've decided to become a troll for the 4th of July holiday. I think I will try out a newly released from prison, white power, poofter who is new to the whole internet thing persona since I have been in jail for the last 15 years for abusing young boys. Wrongly accused of course. Seems to be the new "in" thing on Rotten. Wish me luck.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:51
From: doughnutman [guesswhy] Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:49 I've decided to become a troll for the 4th of July holiday. I think I will try out a newly released from prison, white power, poofter who is new to the whole internet thing persona since I have been in jail for the last 15 years for abusing young boys. Wrongly accused of course. Seems to be the new "in" thing on Rotten. Wish me luck. ============== Vinyardfan beat you to it.
From: helterskelter
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:53
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:50 dude, why are you arguing with a troll? ===================== For shits and giggles.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:53
When I read stuff that overly pathetic, written in such non-English blather, I can't decide if it's some stupid kid that really can't write/spell or someone trying to look ignorant on purpose. Either way, it's sad I suppose. http://noolmusic.com/myspace_videos/dead_milkmen_tiny_town_live.php *"Tiny Town" Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid Because I married my sister and our gene pool's been destroyed Let's do it! This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round [x2] We got ourself a sheriff and his name's Bobby Joe One day he said to me "Them punk rockers gotta go" So we hopped into his pickup truck with a gun rack on the back And we beat up on them punks and we beat up on them blacks Because This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round [x2] So if you should happen to come to our little town It might be wise if you didn't hang around 'Cause we hate blacks and we hate Jews And we hate punks but we love the F.U.s Let's do it! This is a tiny town And we don't want you comin' round [x2]
From: personalfowl [the bird is the word]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:53
Just asking you folks in the US How much are you paying per KWH for electricity? And what state? Thank you
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:54
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:51 Hey there Goyle, HS, Donut guy, and the really poor excuse for a troll. ===== You left me out and even said hello to the TROLL. Im going to go cry big rotten tears 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:58
Hope you all have an explosive 4th. I think we're sposed to get thunderstorms all weekend, whoopeee! Assbag weatherman.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:00
From: helterskelter Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:56 Its OK Hera, She's just being coy. I think she likes you-likes you. ====== Yeah, I've heard that line before. A girl once told me in high school; "Why don't you come over to my place later, nobody is going to be home" I went over to her house and no one was home Old Dangerfield joke
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:03
Just for you Goyle: 94.2 °F / 34 °C Scattered Clouds Humidity: 47% Wind: 3.0 mph / 8 km/h from the South Pressure: 29.97 in / 1014.8 hPa (Falling) Heat Index: 102 °F / 39 °C Visibility: 10.0 miles / 16.1 kilometers UV: 10 out of 16
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:04
Thanks for the old joke Hera. I am going to look on U Tube to see if I can find some classic Rodney. Won't post it though. Screw you guys.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:05
<<How much are you paying per KWH for electricity? And what state?>> What's electricity? State of emergency. High Herr Clit! Saw-ree I missed ya. Feet no longer stink as I just discovered this new-fangled invention called soap. It's really neat. Hello STFU and all the rest of you rubes. Pick a winner! 
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:06
I can top that weather. Sunny 98°F at 11:42 am Feels Like 99°F Low: 89°F High: 113°F Humidity: 27% Pressure: 29.75 in Visibility: 10 mi Wind: WNW 9 mph
From: helterskelter
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:06
Where's Theo? Last I heard was he was going to get drunk and play with 75$ worth of fireworks. 2+2=....
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:08
Eggsy, want me to help you with a bath? Could be interesting. Hera, nice weather, tad humid though. LOL. Yer gonna piss off stfu this way.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:09
Don't get too close to her Garg, I heard through the grapevine that she has a disease or two and lives in sin with a man and a woman. Howdy Bascha.
From: helterskelter
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:09
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:07 Gargoyle: Be in NL Monday... Can you sneak out? ==================== He doesn't like to be seen with lyme disease bell palsy girls.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:16
From: doughnutman [guesswhy] Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:06 I can top that weather. -----+-----+----- Oh yeah, well I can top that. We have run out of weather where I live. That's right, completely depleted, all gone, no more, 86'ed. Can you send me some? ...lives in sin with a man and a woman. But the pope approves. So there.
From: rixwyfe08 [Alicia Rae]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:16
my mind is a whirling blur after reading all these comments!! what the hell was the original story in the first place? seems the one track mind has derailed!!!
From: helterskelter
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:23
HS: Stop talking shit like a chick... I might be more convinced. =============== I need to stop hanging out with chicks. ...wait, what am I saying? Nevermind.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:23
lyme disease. When life hands you Lymes, make Lyme-ade. My mom had that and it went undiagnosed for almost a year. Her GP thought it was just aches and pains from arthritis. Then she developed a rash and her GP sent her to a dermatologist. She told that doc all the symptoms and when she mentioned the rash they sent her for a blood test. That's what it was. They put her on heavy duty anti-biotics for awhile and it eventually went away. But I think she still has some problems from it.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:28
Oh noes, is this pic racist?  I am really liking this thing called soap. It's the next best thing next to sliced bread. How in the fuck did I live without it before?
From: baschalove
[TheHostessWithTheMostest]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:30
RE: They caught mine within a month. (TG) Steroids and all kinds of misc. shit. Headaches, neck pain, major joint aches. I'm only 33. I think I'm going to be one of the lucky ones. This shits not nice. Bad things happen to good people? HS: Take none of my sarcasm serioulsy. I like all of the Rotteneers but one. SHE WHOM WILL REMAIN NAMELESS. I get 'Tude, but not with you dude.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:32
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:28 "I am really liking this thing called soap. It's the next best thing next to sliced bread. How in the fuck did I live without it before? " More importantly, how did your husband live with you? Unless soap was a recent discovery for both of you.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:41
Baschalove glad they caught it in a timely manner. With my mom the aches and pains she had are normal for people of her age so that is why it took so damn long for the doc to diagnose it. The weird thing is her neighbor got it too and they live in the suburbs near Philly and according to the CDC the rate of infection is only 1 person in a 50 mile radius. Donut guy, I haven't told Mr. Eggs about soap yet (he's never heard of it either I think). I don't want to spoil the surprise and I think I'll give him a bar as a 4th of July gift along with the usual BJ.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:43
Donut guy, I haven't told Mr. Eggs about soap yet (he's never heard of it either I think). I don't want to spoil the surprise and I think I'll give him a bar as a 4th of July gift along with the usual BJ. ===== I'd recommend having Mr. Eggs utilize the soap before giving said BJ. How many years without soap, that's some serious ball-gravy.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:45
Donut guy, I haven't told Mr. Eggs about soap yet (he's never heard of it either I think). I don't want to spoil the surprise and I think I'll give him a bar as a 4th of July gift along with the usual BJ. / So, you've always been a dirty cocksucker eggs, until after tomorrow ? You set yourself up for that one, din ya ?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:55
Funny thing...change one spark-plug in a car and nobody calls you a mechanic but suck one cock and you're branded a cock-sucker for life. And BTW, I love sucking cock Zilla as it is quite enjoyable, refreshing and there is a tasty treat at the end. Seriously though I don't understand why a lot of women are repulsed by it. An in-law once told me that the only reason she gave her husband head before they were married was so he wouldn't break up with her but after they got married she stopped. Oh noes more racist kitties. 
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:17
Some years ago on a freezing morning realising we had run out of bread and butter and ciggies my wife slipped on her housecoat and ran to the corner shop,on her way home she slipped on a patch of ice and duly ended up on her bum with legs in the air and housecoat over head,finding the bread and fags but could not locate the butter she then noticed a little boy standing next to her"did you see my butter fly" my wife asked to which the little boy replied" looked more like a hedgehog to me missus".
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:19
[Playboy, 1964] She had just finished her shower when the doorbell rang. Tiptoeing to the front door, shivering in plump, pink nudity, she called, "Who is it?" "The blind man," came a mournful voice, so she shrugged and opened the door with one hand while reaching for her purse with the other. When she turned to face the man, he was grinning from ear to ear and she saw that he was holding a large package in his arms. "You can see!" she exclaimed. "Yeah," he nodded happily. "And mighty pretty too. Now, where do you want I should put these blinds?"
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:24
Mohammed was "thighing" a 7 year old girl. "What are you doing to that child ?" shouted Mustapha "Child ? That ain't no child , that's my wife ?" Koran 534
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:26
Ha ha Herr Clit, a moldie oldie but goodie. Speaking of moldie oldie...High Pube! That is one hell of a run-on sentence. I was listening to your music earlier, not too bad for a Brit. When is the tour and can I get back stage passes? Also, will fundie muzzies be allowed to attend?
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:33
Two nuns are in the bath. "Where's the soap ? " says one " Yes, it does rather" replies the other. No tours eggs. Am accepting applications for groupies from those in the 19-23 age group, female and transexuals only. And sheep, of course.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:33
Truth's About Men & Women A Man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs A Woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need A Woman worries about the future until she gets a husband A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend A successful woman is one who can find such a man To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change but she does
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:34
What are you doing for the 4th ? We WERE going to go to the lake ( Elephant Butte ), but one of the motors on my friends boat went belly up , he then went to the storage where he had a spare , empty. It has always been fun. We take ourselves out to the middle(ish) of the lake , they shoot off fireworks , and with the reflections , very nice show. BBQ , everything. Now , not sure .
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:43
What does PMS stand for? Possible Murder Suspect Well Pubes I am too old to be a groupie according to your specs nor am I a transsexual. Is transsexual when you have sex on top of a transmission? I've had sex in the back of a Trans-Am, does that count? 
From: helterskelter
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:49
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:44 ===================== Woman have to touch everything they walk by too.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:50
From: helterskelter Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:49 From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:44 ===================== Woman have to touch everything they walk by too. ======= If only they had to suck everything they walked by.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:52
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place. She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
From: vicmasterblower
[don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:30
conspiracy, tough break man. I leave in the morning for our cottage in the San Bernardino mountains, about an hour from Big Bear. Cool eves, nice meals, peace/quiet, fishing at the lake. You are welcome to join us! Eggs, very funny!
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:31
 RE -- i believe this is the rare "snaggle-toof tranny". it is found in areas highly populated with hookers, other trannys, and might be seen at gay-pride parades. it is also quite a resourceful creature, using it's protruding tooth to unzip the pants of it's victims. it may change it's hair color and eyebrow positioning from time to time, but the facial features and dental structure remain the same. however, the snaggle-toof tranny's nose has been broken several times by drunken victims who have woken up in the midst of a tranny attack.
From: voyevoda
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:36
Hey man, fuck your pride. People like you give whites a bad name. White people in attendence, if you're wondering why you can't celebrate your heritage without automatically being called racists, assheads like this are the reason why. Hitler would have had this trash killed or put on the front lines to slow down the Russian advance. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ From: vinyardfan [white pride] Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:26 hullo everybody tomorrow is fouth of july a day to celebrate white america any niggorz or jews or women that come outside tomorrow should be arrested and shot in the face and have their genitals mutilated cuz this is white mans america no black america or woman america. ill be back later i gotta run down to the liqour store im all out of johnny walker, jim, and jack and beer. i need smokes two. by the way my old lady iz out of town if any of u pretty ladies wanna give me old jack ellyson a call.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 16:07
From: baschalove [TheHostessWithTheMostest] Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:33 OneLove: Too fucking funny. Props to you dude/dudette!! **************************************************8 bascha -- i am female. i think i'm going to post it in the new ffa, just for fun.
From: kittykrusader [kitty]
Date: 9-Jul-2008 13:23
So that's why it tastes like shite!
Updated: 9-Jul-2008 13:23
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