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Bird Flu Vaccine Secretly Tested on Homeless
London Telegraph | Submitted by: CatchyPubes
"The medical staff, from the northern town of Grudziadz, are being investigated over medical trials on as many as 350 homeless and poor people last year, which prosecutors say involved an untried vaccine to the highly-contagious virus."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:35
So that means it didn't work? Seems it reduced the homeless population some. Oh, you mean it was to prevent bird flu? Oopppsy
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:28
about time someone make the bums do something useful. please don't feed the bums.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:30
Hold up! The article states that about 350 homeless and poor people were injected with the experimental vaccine. It gives no number of people who supposedly died of this vaccine. How many is "a number"? Five? Fifty? Three hundred? It also states they aren't even sure if the vaccine killed the dead folks. Being poor and homeless means they probably lack basic health care, and therefore, could die of a septic ingrown toenail or abscessed tooth. Those Polish winters are brutal.....how many died of plain old exposure?
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:53
From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys] Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:42 Hmmm..any of you homeless? ----+----+---- Yes, I am homeless and I am under house arrest too for drunk and disorderly.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:57
vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys] Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:42 Are all of you feeling ok, today? Any rotteneers participating in this study? Any flu like symptoms among you? Hmmm..any of you homeless? ============ Yup, got high speed cable innertubes here under the bridge too. Oh, and lectricity
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:29
From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin] Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:33 bella, Ok so let's eliminate the variable of weather and test it on some of the homeless in south fl. ------------------- By Jove! There's an idea with legs! BTW, let's keep track of the numbers of dead this time and what exactly killed them.....can't have snakebite and food poisoning mistaken for bird flu, now can we?
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:48
I read the other day about some flu spray, which actually contains the H5 Bird Flu virus. The article stated that using the spray would cause a world wide pandemic. Now, I have no clue if the author had a clue, but if he did...
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:56
The medical staff, from the northern town of Grudziadz, are being investigated over medical trials on as many as 350 homeless and poor people last year, which prosecutors say involved an untried vaccine to the highly-contagious virus. ***** What a great idea, yet another possible vector for the next pandemic. I wonder how many will croak this time?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:09
From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys] Date: undefined, Jul 2nd, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Are all of you feeling ok, today? Any rotteneers participating in this study? Any flu like symptoms among you? Hmmm..any of you homeless? ================== I'm homeless vic, can I crash at your pad? I swear dude, it will only be until I can get a job and back on my feet again.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:11
Poland sounds pretty fucked up.. I liked the part best, where Polish ambulance crews were killing patients fer the funeral homes instead of taking them to a hospital.. LOL . Horrible stuff  How many Polish health care workers does it take to save a life? Fuck that shit, Everybody dies..
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:37
By Jove! LOL. That one takes you to the back of the rack. Zounds! Is another favorite of mine that never gets used any more. Try it with your friends but use it appropriately and watch other people's reactions. A guaranteed crack up.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:50
From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin] Date: undefined, Jul 2nd, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh By Jove! LOL. That one takes you to the back of the rack. Zounds! Is another favorite of mine that never gets used any more. Try it with your friends but use it appropriately and watch other people's reactions. A guaranteed crack up. ============ It's the ancient equivalent of "By God". Jove is the Roman name for Zeus, king of the gods. Jove/Juno, Zeus/Hera, wow, that concludes my mythology lesson for today.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:22
It's the ancient equivalent of "By God". Jove is the Roman name for Zeus, king of the gods. Jove/Juno, Zeus/Hera, wow, that concludes my mythology lesson for today. ### Well i thought the Roman Gods featured the names of the planets. Jupiter = Zeus. and Juno = Hera the queen. But thanks. Don't care still like the teachings of Christ.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:10
Hmmmm.. Crapola , by yer pathetic comments.. you are obviously OLDER .. and thus FAR less hip and happening than Norace.. I , being an avid reader and life long learner use the modern vernacular.. "Groovy" and "Far out Man" to express both acceptance and Appreciation.. "By Jove"? LOL ,, What a square! Get with the program baby..
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:57
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:09 From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys] Date: undefined, Jul 2nd, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Are all of you feeling ok, today? Any rotteneers participating in this study? Any flu like symptoms among you? Hmmm..any of you homeless? ================== I'm homeless vic, can I crash at your pad? I swear dude, it will only be until I can get a job and back on my feet again. ---------------- sure, you'll hafta put out though
From: fartnozzle
[Hiznibs]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:09
It makes perfect sense to try the vaccine out on the homeless..they're the group most likely to be fucking around with dead birds.
From: purevenom
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:26
A 747 recently crashed in a cemetery in Poland. Polish officials have so far retrieved 2000 bodies.
From: purevenom
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:29
A Polish man wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and started lessons. The instructor told the Pole to jump out of the plane and pull his rip cord. The instructor then explained that he himself would jump out right behind him so that they would go down together. The Pole understood and was ready. The time came to have the Pole jump from the plane. The instructor reminded the Pole that he would be right behind him. The Pole proceeded to jump from the plane and after being in the air for a few seconds pulled the rip cord. The instructor followed by jumping from the plane. The instructor pulled his rip cord but the parachute did not open. The instructor, frantically trying to get his parachute open, darted past the Pole. The Pole seeing this yelled, as he undid the straps to his parachute, "So you wanna race, eh?"
From: purevenom
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:31
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks. One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say "If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass." They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and the is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing. They walk over to him and ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car." He says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times."
From: purevenom
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:35
A Polish man is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a chainsaw shop and asks about various chainsaws. The dealer tells him, "Look, I have a lot of models, but why don't you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of-the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day." So the Pole takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decides to quit. He thinks there is something wrong with the chainsaw. "How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?", the man asks himself. "I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day", he tells himself. So, the next morning he gets up at 4 in the morning and cuts, and cuts, and cuts till nightfall, and he only manages to cut five cords. The man is convinced this is a bad saw. "The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer." The very next day the man brings the saw back to the dealer and explains the problem. The dealer, baffled by the Pole's claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer says, "Huh, it looks fine." Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the Pole responds, "What's that noise?"
From: richfeelmore
[Dick]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 21:31
We should be testing vaccines on repeat violent offenders, lifers, and child rapists. As someone else said they should contribute something to society.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 21:36
Ever notice the same crybabies who say we're over populated and as a result the world is doomed also whine about stuff like bird flu? You'd think they'd be happy. Just can't please some people.
From: eatshitndye [younotme]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 16:55
"Ja jestem Polak." That means "I am a Pole" in Polish. So I positively LOVED your Polish jokes. But they don't hold a candle to those my Uncle Harry told (God rest his soul). One of them was... "A Polak calls up his friend and says he can't come to the party. He has a case of diarrhea. To which his friend replies...Bring it over! We'll drink anything." "What do you call a bunch of Polaks holding hands in a circle? A dope ring." BTW, my father Stasiu said he never objected to Polish jokes because they put us on the map. If we can't laugh at ourselves, not only will others laugh at us, they will kill us. Or try to. So we Polaks aren't so dumb after all, are we?
Updated: 4-Jul-2008 13:25
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