jerkcity rotten dead pool rotten press scientology


rotten dailyrotten boners forums search
 Daily Rotten Forum Experience help  |  news  |  options |  rss 

Holy Fuck: Brothels Brace for Pope's Visit
AFP | Submitted by: anonymous
Catholics like poon, tang: "As Sydney prepares for a visit by Pope Benedict XVI and hundreds of thousands of Catholics, the city's brothels are readying themselves for an expected surge in demand for sex."
Read article... Comments (35)

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:38

LOL on this article! Doesn't brothel demand swell any place where catholics gather?

'..the city's brothels are readying themselves for an expected surge in demand for sex.' Reserve one for the pope.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:39

I thought catholic clergy just liked alter boys? Do they have alterboys in the brothels there?

From: vomit [Vomit]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:49

"Obviously we're not promoting it at your traditional Catholic community and it's unlikely we will get priests through."

How the fuck do they know ? The priests hardly visit the brothels in their uniforms.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:00

Well the Catholic Church has fucked just about everything else since its inception. I reckon doing it in an appropriate establishment should be only right.

From: ikthool [ikthool]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:05

Is the church going to sell indulgences?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:12

Oh god, oh god, oh god, I'm coming god oh god,,

From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:12

the girls have already invested in brand new Nun uniforms and rulers!

From: purevenom
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:15

I had no idea that there were brothels full of prepubescent boys. Must be a niche market.

From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:35


From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:36

Any time Australia's biggest city hosts a major event -- from the 2003 Rugby World Cup to the Asia Pacific Economic Cooperation (APEC) summit last year -- it is boomtime for the sex industry, insiders say.
------------------------
Everyone likes a bit of nookie when on vacation, at a business meeting or while on pilgrimage.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:43

What? Are they going to keep the boys' schools open 24/7?


From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:46

Um..don't brothels provide boys as well as girls? Not a rhetorical question.

Anyone?

From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:47


From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:50

Heehee, Holy Fuck is a good title for this one. :-)

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:51

Forgive me father for i have sinned.


At the neighborhood's Bertha suck and slurp.

From: powderedtoastman [Michael]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:57

ok so now they're hiring pre-teen boys at those brothels? Did I get this right...?

From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:33

Seeing the pope makes people horny?
He must be pretty hot.

From: aulduron [Aulduron]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:34

...Um..don't brothels provide boys as well as girls? Not a rhetorical question. ...

Not the ones I've been to.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:44

I see here the good work of Fr. Guido Sarducci.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:17



Holy shit, that is one sexy nun. If the Catholics adopted this dress code I think they would be swarmed with new converts.

From: useless2society [Useless II Society]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:17

From the Catholic Mass:

Christ has Died
Christ is Risen
Christ will Come Again

Something only an altar boy can understand.


And here's the Kommie equivalent:

Lenin Lived
Lenin Lives
Lenin Will Live


From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:26


Great body but I can do without the nose ring.

From: mcgyver [Steve]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:34

"the city's brothels are readying themselves for an expected surge in demand for sex."




And that's just for the Pope.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:07

Viva Viagra!

Man, I'm gettin' soooo laid, bitches.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:12

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0702081gas1.html


Should have hooked up with the Pope!

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:21

.."The power of Christ compels you.."


The Power of christ compels you..

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:36

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:17



Holy shit, that is one sexy nun. If the Catholics adopted this dress code I think they would be swarmed with new converts.
****

Converts or perverts?

Oh well, we are talking about the catholic church here, not too much of a distinction I guess...

From: fartnozzle [Hiznibs]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:17

I guess nobody will have to be "buffing the bishop" that week, eh?

From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:47

forbidden fruit and all that.

one more reason to legalize it and move on to some other social vice.

From: rottenaugratin [Rotten au Gratin]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 04:52

What are they doing? Stocking their shelves with little boys for the visiting priests?

From: ascott
Date: 3-Jul-2008 06:39

OK, assuming that they are not stocking the brothels with altar boys, or altered boys, the only big question that remains is, will they be allowed to use contraceptives?

Updated: 9-Jul-2008 13:26
 Copyright 2006 Soylent Communications rotten  |  daily rotten  |  deadpool  |  nndb