From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 14:43

Who cares? Big deal, it's not like anyones using them anymore.

From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:05

I once stole some roses from a grave. Gave them to my then girlfriend. Does that count as "grave robbing"?

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:14

Dem crack heads is always doing the wackiest stuff.

Dem made it past the spell checker. Must have been dat dere capital letter.

From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:16

recycle, recycle, recycle!

I've been regaled at past family reunions about the story of one of my older brothers getting caught with his best friend, hiding in a freshly dug grave in the cemetary behind our old house 'reading' a Playboy...doesn't have anything to do with grave robbing, but what the hell, thought I'd share the memory!

From: purevenom
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:24

Good thing these decorative grave items aren't made of copper, or else this would be an epidemic.

From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:36

see what happens when you let the bums out. using bums for medical testing is good sense and a good use of resources. and keeps them from stealing.

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:38

Bob, thanks for sharing.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:52

"I can't think of anything lower," said David Evans, general manager for Valhalla Gardens of Memory in Belleville. "Nothing's worse than stealing from the dead."
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Oh, really? So raping a two year old or ripping a fetus from a mother's womb isn't as bad a stealing a brass vase from a boneyard.

And here I was thinking there were a LOT of things worse than pilfering metals from a cemetery to sell for scrap.

Silly me and my priorities......

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:52

Hmm..anyone interested in a few brass urns? I have three for sale. Cheap.

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:58

May the souls of the dead haunt and torment them for all their lives.


Probably wont happen,
But it would be cool .

From: traumaphiliac [traumaphiliac]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:11

"Nothing's worse than stealing from the dead."


This guy doesn't read the rotten news I take it. Someone send him the link. There are much much worse things.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:22

So true traumaphiliac, when I'm dead take and use all my crap.
I certainly won't be using it anymore. Stealing is not nice but
the worst crime? Hardly. Who's got dibs on my Ronco salad shooter?

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:30

1000 brass vases. That's a lot of flowers. That dude really fucked up.

From: bungmunch [muncher of bung]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:00

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:22

So true traumaphiliac, when I'm dead take and use all my crap.
I certainly won't be using it anymore. Stealing is not nice but
the worst crime? Hardly. Who's got dibs on my Ronco salad shooter?
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once i calculated the liters of load my ex wife ingested over the course of our marriage. i figured the usual load volume, 5cc (yeah, i know) then, the number of loads/week, times the number of weeks/year, etc...voila! 1.5 liters

From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 21:11

Bungmunch............SURELY you jest!







and don't..............never mind.

You didn't hear me.

From: pundit [likeIsaid pundit]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 21:15

this is news? not !!!

Jeffery Bunn, 39 and Aaron Hobberlin, 22, both of Brantford, busted for the theft of 170 bronze urns from east-end cemetery
ON TUESDAY, JUNE 17, 2008, two mens were arrested in Brantford, Ontario, in relation to the theft of 170 bronze vases from the Forest Lawn Memorial Gardens.
Jeffery Bunn, 39 years old of Brantford, has been charged with two counts of Possession of Stolen Property over $5,000 and one count of Possession of Stolen Property under $5,000.
Aaron Hobberlin, 22 years old of Brantford, has been charged with Theft over $5,000 and Possession of Stolen Property over $5,000.
The investigation is still ongoing. 135 urns have been recovered and have been returned to the Forest Lawn Memorial Gardens.
Police are requesting the assistance of the public with locating the 35 urns that are still outstanding.

and:
http://www.thestar.com/News/article/216705

aaaaand to add some class to the newly adopted practice:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F01E4D7173EF93AA25755C0A961958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=all

From: ganjamax [In your temple of doom raiding your lost arkz]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 05:09

don't blame the players, blame the yids who own the scrap yards, and melt all this shit down. They know where all these metals come from.

From: rottenapplecore [mmmapples]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 05:55

Fuck the dead!

oops, oh wait, that is an entirely different problem!
heheh

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 07:03

Ganjamax, this is Illinois were discussing here. The scrapyard is probably owned by Catholics. Most Jews like professions that make WAY more money and involve lots less dirt.

Seriously, people, if you want to be proper racists, KNOW YOUR HATEE!

Of course, with the level of intelligence you're working with, it might be impossible for you to understand that not EVERYONE who does an unpleasant thing is from some ethnic group you're supposed to hate. White people do just as many bad things as everyone else.

I know that bursts your little supremacist bubble, but you'll get over it.

Now, it's your turn to suck my ass.....I might be low on peanuts by now, but you'll be fine with just regular shit.

From: helterskelter
Date: 3-Jul-2008 11:17

I disagree bella, Peanuts MAKE the shit.