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TV: For Elderlies Now
Variety | Submitted by: IN MY DAY
"According to a study released by Magna Global's Steve Sternberg, the five broadcast nets' average live median age (in other words, not including delayed DVR viewing) was 50 last season. That's the oldest ever since Sternberg started analyzing median age more than a decade ago -- and the first time the nets' median age was outside of the vaunted 18-49 demo."
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From: vomit
[Vomit]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:05
Im not one bit suprised. Personally Ive given up watching all the mindless crap on TV. The mindless crap on the internet is far better.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:07
This is no suprise, since we are the generation that grew up with TV. WTF man, duder keeps putting up the lame shit. I know I sent in at least a dozen really rotten articles in the past 2 days and not one of them, even by someone else has made it, just this limp dick stupid shit.
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:32
jews control the media. That's rotten.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:18
considering my ex-girlfriend's kids would drive me nuts trying to stay up late to watch it, they were 6 and 8 respectfully, that should drop the median age to an artificially low number.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 16:54
Quote:"WTF man, duder keeps putting up the lame shit. I know I sent in at least a dozen really rotten articles in the past 2 days and not one of them, even by someone else has made it, just this limp dick stupid shit." =-=-=-=-= The ways of the Duder are indeed mysterious. Why he passed on a serial killer, with 8 victims in 7 days, a missing 12 year old girl, who had been introduced into an adult sex club, by her uncle, and of course, the woman who died in the hospital waiting room, and laid there for an hour, dead & unattended, while her chart indicated that she was up, and using the rest room. Yup, lots of rotten stuff out there...
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 17:11
Duder's in love...... He's done gone and found himself a Dudette and they are making sweet, sweet love by the light of his monitor. He still feels the need to feed his loyal minions because he knows the sweet, sweet loving will probably soon end, so he just grabs the first 5 or 6 he sees and tosses them out there for us to gnaw on.....all the while Dudette is on her knees under his desk giving Duder a sweet, sweet blow job. Wait til the pussy runs out. He will be back to his usual vile and repulsive self once the sweet, sweet love is gone. Let's hope she steals his TV on the way out......
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:00
Years ago when norace was a much more active Television Viewer.. Some of my favorite shows (From the GOOD OLDE days of REAL TV) always enjoyed Car 54 , McCale's Navy The Muensters, Get Smart and Man from U N C L E. Wow, I almost forgot, COMBAT, and the RAT PATROL! ..and , of course The Rocky and Bullwinkle show. Now , after ALL that, How can anyone say TV is "crap" ? 
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 18:57
Norace it was Mc Hale's Navy, but your right. Back in the day, they actually made entertaining shows, with actors who could actually act. Methinks our generation gap is showing...
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:19
I also got a minor guffaw from "The Muensters". What were they, norace? A family of hideous cheese addicts? Now that I think of it... nobody that I know personally actually watches TV, except the older generation. I haven't paid a cable bill in over a decade. (ever since Al gore pushed the telecommunications act through congress, essentially the largest giveaway of a public good to the private sector in WORLD history. To this day, no one knows how much was lost in the inevitable buyouts, while Al kept buzzing on about how all our bills would go down, because of the increased competition.) Now we have mega-mergers, higher bills, and less outlets (with more political influence) than ever before... and it ain't gonna change soon. Say goodbye to the American "experiment", and hello to Murdoch Enterprises. Say goodbye to all that bandwidth YOU used to collectively own, which helped pay your taxes. Haven't missed any of that noisy garbage, either. Why anybody pays a cable bill (besides doing so for internet access) is beyond me. Slaves.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:20
Az, there are two good shows I can think of on traditional network TV. I'd say that's about par for the course of TV history.
From: thepundit [America: the lost cause]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:23
Other than the History Channel, Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, A&E, and Sci-Fi... television is practically worthless.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:30
F Troop and Larry Storch Thanks Az,, PT 73 My favorite parts of that series.. were the interactions with Tim Conway "Chuck" And Captain Binghamton(?) LOL (Pre Carol Burnett, for Conway) Talk about Chemistry comedy between those two. "I could just.. scream" LOL
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 19:41
How could anyone not know about the Comedy show "The Muensters"?  a very popular spin off from the Addams Family, and filmed in Black and White? god damn shitty reception sometimes.. Wiggle the antenna on the top of the set, try some aluminum foil, "wait , don't move.. hold it right like that!" The remote control was yer kids. God damn... I AM OLD. :(
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:26
Norace, I believe Scarfface was referring to the fact that it was "The Munsters". Muenster is a kind of cheese, hence the cheesy reference. I guess you must have had a rough shift, eh?
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:29
"TV, or not TV, THAT is the question! Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of crappy TV shows, or to take remotes against a sea of drivel, and by not watching, end it?" (to paraphrase the Bard) My personal, subjective opinion? After the '70's, TV tanked, for the most part. I did like "That '70's Show", "Titus", "Cool Eddie", "Married with Children", & "Grounded for Life", but by & large, TV has become what the sage Edward R. Murrow predicted - a vast wasteland. "Dancing with the Stars" I rest my case. PS - My peppers are close to fruition, salsa-time is close!
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 2-Jul-2008 20:49
Quick pre-bed responce- "The Adams Family" was vastly superior to the rip-off "Munsters" show. This is not to say "The Munsters" had it's moments, what they didn't have, however, was the late, great John Astin.(as Gomez) On the other hand, "The Munsters" had the eeirly sexy Mortica Adams (Yvonne DeCarlo) as well as oddly endearing Al Lewis (as GrandPa) (& don't forget "Marilyn", the only "normal" family member) Then again, to be honest, I was just a kid, all was grist for my mill. Which explains a lot, I guess. PS - My corn is waist-high!, as are my tomatoes! I love Lucy. (
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 05:00
Couple things I wonder about, tho... What the fuck IS it with old farts and murder-mystery shit? Way back when... the bluehairs were sucking up "Murder She Wrote" and "Matlock". Now, apparently it's "Monk"? Cretins. Col. Mustard should brain the fuckers with a lead pipe in the study.
From: uggh [!]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 09:58
Of course old people watch the most TV. They have to do something while smoking ciggarettes through a hole in their throat while waiting for the reaper's cold blade to harvest their soul.
From: ascott
Date: 3-Jul-2008 10:56
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE] Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:32 jews control the media. That's rotten. ************************ I must say that I really do admire the rotten way you all ignore this bugger.
From: rodvonhugenstein
[Rob]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 12:10
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE] Date: 2-Jul-2008 15:32 jews control the media. That's rotten. ************************************** Just ignore him. He's just one of those limp dicked, skinhead morons. He's just jealous that the Jews pack more meat then he will ever have, unless of course, he is taking it in the ass by one of his fellow Aryans. 
From: roswellmilitia [part-time help of wits = full time help of halfwits]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:06
Yvonne DeCarlo was Lily Munster on the Munsters. Carolyn Jones was Morticia Adams. Carolyn's catsuit showed her figure off VERY well. Yvonne DeCarlo:  Carolyn Jones: http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTY1NDg0MTM5MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTE4MjI2
From: uggh [!]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 13:58
Just ignore him. He's just one of those limp dicked, skinhead morons. He's just jealous that the Jews pack more meat then he will ever have, unless of course, he is taking it in the ass by one of his fellow Aryans. ------- I guess you didn't read the article about the billionaire jew and his egg shaped man meat. Apparently you people have the most peculiar peni.
Updated: 4-Jul-2008 13:25
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