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Woman Destroys Beer Cans with 40LB Breasts
Daily Mail | Submitted by: anonymous
Best use this year of the word agog: "Sharon Osbourne, Piers Morgan and David Hasselhoff were left agog during the latest round of America's Got Talent auditions after a hopeful smashed beer cans with her 40lb breasts... Busty Heart, as she is know, crushed nine beer cans simultaneously with her right breast in a rather peculiar attempt to impress the judges."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:19
I don't know whether to be impressed, nauseated or scared. I am glad I don't watch NBC though
From: kdp
[Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:42
I'd rather not imagine that being done to my nuts. I like the references at the end about the trouble she has had, like clocking the one guy and causing a 'bruised, contused, lacerated' neck. Are those breasteses made out of concrete?
From: fescue
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:54
40lbs each or 40lbs for the pair? Either way, her back must be killing her.
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:56
'If you were on Baywatch, we would have lasted another 11 years,' Hasselhoff laughed ===== What a funny guy. No wonder the germans love him.
From: brotherbrubru [Naughtius Maximus]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:03
Who says there's nothing to see on network TV anymore? I wonder if she could get a job at 'Hooters'? Maybe as a spokeswoman - doubt she could move around a crowded restaurant without knocking someone silly with those giganti-boobs.
From: fescue
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:09
Circus tits......like circus dicks....you'd like to look at them, but you damn sure don't want to fuck them. ************* The circus dicks could be interesting. I like a challenge.
From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:10
From: brotherbrubru [Naughtius Maximus] Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:03 I wonder if she could get a job at 'Hooters'? Maybe as a spokeswoman - doubt she could move around a crowded restaurant without knocking someone silly with those giganti-boobs. ===== Or she could work in the kitchen making those paper thin hamburger patties. (if you don't mind nipple imprints on your burger.)
From: phuck [and the horse you rode in on]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:30
That video is older than my mom, Androloma, a good one, however. I wonder if it is the same chick.
From: rixwyfe08 [Alicia Rae]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:55
I can't believe they didn't send her to the next round ... and they sent the grinder girl on last week, did anyone see that act? the gal is in rubber or leather pants and has a sheet metal vest on and grinds out sparks to the Pulp Fiction song... ..... that grinder act is most likely preformed Nekkid (when not on national television ) any video of that lying around? hummm?
From: snowwhite [SnowWhite]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 16:15
Several things about this story surprises me: (1) That anyone even witnessed this act by tuning into the show. (2) That anyone dumb enough to watch this show didn't find that act high entertainment (3) That said audience had one person bright enough to write about it. This gal is as interesting as watching a kid throw a tantrum.
From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 17:14
Seen her on the man show crushin cans. I love BIG mammies but the way that woman treated hers, I'll skip askin her to slam me with em. I would aquire a doctor bill from it. You coulda shit down between em and it woulda been a easter egg hunt trying to find it. I hope her back don't hurt her too much.
From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 18:26
"agog?" WTF is that?
From: pillager [aka looter]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 18:35
"crapola Lethal Weapons has her work cut out for her" Alas, Letha Weapons had her implants removed... The ought to be a law.
From: meeeko
Date: 3-Jul-2008 19:32
The theme for my day today is "Giant Tits." I saw several pairs of some gigantically frightening big ones today at work, and then this... Sheesh.
From: carlton
[chris]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 21:10
This is more gong show than rotten. I'd fuck her , I mean , I'd fuck a table , but rotten? Don't think so. and ps I swear to GOD , I will fuck you all I'll try to do it rotten style
From: vomit
[Vomit]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 21:34
AS this story appeared in the Daily mail its probably bullshit http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mail
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 22:04
This woman was known in another life as Mama Jugs. She could sling 'em over her shoulder!!
From: locsxx
[LocsXX]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 22:46
Sum' bitch! Can't imagine 40 lbs! Mine total are almost 13 lbs (no implants) and I weight 130. Fuck yeah, my back hurts!
From: powderedtoastman
[Michael]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 02:48
From: sp00k Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:56 'If you were on Baywatch, we would have lasted another 11 years,' Hasselhoff laughed ===== What a funny guy. No wonder the germans love him. - - - - - No we don't. He is an embarrassment to us same as he is to you, and frankly, nobody here knows how the cliche ever came about that he has a notable fan base here in Germany. True, he did have one major hit here, "Looking for Freedom" topped the charts... in 1989!! That was 19 years ago, when people were in love with mullets, bleach perms and acid wash jeans that they somehow thought looked good with cowboy boots! Ever since then, he has been somebody that people here would like to forget about. Or at least they would like to forget the fact that millions actually went out and bought his record. Remember, back in those days, you actually had to go into a record store and be teased and humiliated by employees and other customers about your taste in music! Also, David Hasselhoff purportedly once said in an interview that his song "Looking for Freedom" helped bring down the Berlin Wall. Nothing could be further from the truth. The East German people's dissent over communism had long been brewing, they certainly didn't need musical encouragement from a two-bit TV actor-turned-singer. Moreover, English had not been taught in East German schools for four decades. People didn't even understand his lyrics! I hope that clears things up a little, and do tell people what I wrote here the next time they say "The Hoff" has a fan base in Germany!
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 04:31
New tv crusade. Stamp out beer, milk is better.....and then, I off to diving school.
From: fescue
Date: 4-Jul-2008 07:30
From: eauclaireliberal [eauclaireliberal] Date: 3-Jul-2008 18:26 "agog?" WTF is that? *************** I was going to write that I was agog that you didn't know but, apparently, I'm not. I'd always assumed it meant shocked speechless with one's jaw halfway to the floor and one's mind boggled at the sheer outre-ness of a situation or act. Having double-checked with Mr. Webster, it means "full of intense interest or excitement." Learn something new ever day, eh?
From: wars0ng
[ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 08:01
See what A good ayrun woman can doo, no Jew or niggar could do that, I bet they couldn't hand 12 inches of black man meat up their poopr like I did, stupid blacks, black people smell, my mommy told me that. THis is particlarly true of their penises. and jewish people penis tastes like suasuge, I know.
From: dickhead [I'm just better, than you]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 09:16
No Tv station would ever let anyone do anything without an rehearsal first. That's right bitches, real live tv is not at all real but prescribed preplanned pre-approved. So why would they let this be known to the masses? Why, to update their conscious mind of the possibilities. Its all just behavior modification and cultural creation people. Cause this is all very boring to me since I already know this sort of thing will happen. I can't wait till they release pedophile romance to the main stream since everyone already know what a pedophile is its just a matter of time till they take it to the next level. Ahh you stupid idiots still think life is just a big stumbling coincident or for you evolutionist, an accident. But nothing can be further from the truth in this giant conglomerate business plan. Remember folks, accidents don't happen in a monetary system.
From: lafunk [L]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 09:47
I actually went to her club in Turtle Creek, PA. She's surprisingly tiny beneath those titties.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 10:47
OK warsong troll, that is easily the dumbest comment ever posted here (that I am not personally responsible for). The notion that a black woman could not have bigger boobs than a white women is just silly and childishly wrong. I have seen black women who flop their boobs on shopping cart handles while going about the store just to save on their back pain a lil. Karen has huge boobs but there are black women who have double what she carries, easily.
From: bewarethehumanrace [BewareTheHumanRace]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:50
I've seen her do that on the Man Show. She's a one trick pony.
Updated: 8-Jul-2008 17:24
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