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Fly a Baby, Go Directly to Jail
KUSA-TV 9 Denver | Submitted by: skyeyez9
Yet another teenager hoisted by his own YouTube petard: "A Georgia teen is facing child cruelty charges after an online video showed a young man launching a baby several feet across a room using an inflatable pillow."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:21

Oh fucking waaaahhhhhhhh, goddamned crybaby

From: rodvonhugenstein [Rob]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:23

Should have done it a couple of days sooner and he wouldn't have gotten narked out.

From: mortalmaxx [Meg]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:31

Mirror of the vid or it didn't happen :D

From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:33



This sucker can fling a 10 lb baby over 500 yards

From: darkshadow [Dahhkness]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:36

Retroactive abortion?

From: jaybegood [Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:38

Definitely no "failure to launch" here!

I bet the dang baby was laughing the entire time!

Wuz dat Baby nekkid?

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:42

Wow, the video is still on.

(Shit, am I databased now?)

Anyway, this guy gets 10/10 for creativity but -10/10 for intelligence. That leaves him with nothing at all.

From: kdp [Calif - Ex Patraite]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:44

BFD. I've seen the same thing on AFV.

Hey, sp00k, what will it do with a Hummer?

From: scarred4life [not my name]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:18

I hope that kid gets his balls stuck in a hot waffle iron.

From: sp00k
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:21

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=88irfHhHH7g

Don't know about a Hummer but here's a VW Ad with a flying a ghetto mobile

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:21

I wonder how many times he'd launched the kid before they broke out the video recorder......

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:23

scarred4life [not my name]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:18

I hope that kid gets his balls stuck in a hot waffle iron.

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If he does, I hope the article ends up here.

From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:30

FFS, this is funny! OK, I suppose not for the baby. If only the teen had made the landing pad a little more, well, padded! Hahahaha!

From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:34

"This is terrible. I can't believe a sixteen year old kid would do something like this." --Lee County sheriff.

Wow for a cop he's had a pretty boring career.

From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:51

Trash is Trash.

From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:58

When I was a kid I loved when the parental units would throw me
up in the air and spin me around in circles. I don't remember if
I got hurt though, but if I did it sure does explain a lot.


From: sgrannel
Date: 3-Jul-2008 16:41

Gotta love how they replay the video in rapid succession! Incredibly bad
judgement was displayed here. I agree about not getting mushy headed just
because a baby is involved, but this was ridiculous.

From: scarfface [Schmutamongus]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 17:36

Oh my GOD this is so incredibly rotten, I just can't believe it.

The depths of depravity that some people go to... for no reason at all.
It's just astounding. This must be the absolute WORST thing I have
ever read on this site, hands down. This must be the most horrible crime
that anybody could conceive of, ever. I'm going to curl up and cry
myself to sleep now.

From: darkwolf [the Wolf with the nasty bite]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 17:41

How many times have we seen variations of this on America's Funniest Home Videos? It is just hypocritical bullshit.

From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 19:06

If you can't use a baby as a plaything
what's the point of having one?

From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 19:46

OMG how could anybody be so stupid? That prescious child!

From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 20:26

People hurting little babys makes me real sad.

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 23:00

Glad they didn't have u tube when my kids were little. I used to toss them around like a rag doll every day. They loved it and I always caught them. Well, almost always.

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 23:04

What's the matter, Warthog? You forgot to insert the word white between
little and babys.

spelling lesson #210
babies not babys

From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 05:30

From: phoenixrising [out of the ashes...]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 23:04

What's the matter, Warthog? You forgot to insert the word white between
little and babys.

spelling lesson #210
babies not babys

/

..and we're not sure of its 'purity' enough to justify existence.

From: carlton [chris]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 06:21

From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 19:46

OMG how could anybody be so stupid? That prescious child!
........................................................

Fuck you . Just because WHITE ?


I swear to GOD I will fuck all you aryans with my mixed breed dick , and it will be rotten, there is no pride in color , just life.

Fuckaty fauckaty fuck fuck fuck.

Just call yourself mighty whitey

Make us all laugh.
And use spell check , should be easy for the master race.

From: maidenmaiden [whatever]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 07:32

Was this a sibling, or...?
Someone needs to kick this kid's ass on a daily basis
for about 3 years. Maybe throw him about 30 feet up
and watch him fall.
How fucking stupid can you be?

*Maybe this is what had happened to Warthog as a baby.
(whoever that is isn't getting bored yet?
Damn!)

From: conculcate [Matt Gies]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 10:17

The phrase is actually "hoist by his own petard".

From: skyeyez9 [Marie]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 12:09

Why you should NOT let a teenage boy and his friend babysit your infant:

Teenage boys are most likely to get bored and: launch your child off an inflatable pillow, rape baby, stick a firecracker up it's butt and light it, blow bong smoke in it's face, make a potato gun wide enough to fit greased baby, duct tape baby onto rabid dog's back and let it loose in the neighborhood, feed it pop rocks and soda to see if it is really true they explode, wrap baby in bubble wrap and roll it down a hill, and other crazy/dangerous antics.

From: aeon [aeon]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 13:29

if things keep up, society's shit-class will off itself even faster. *thumbs up*

From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 22:15

One of our local DJ/morning show hosts used to refer to his sprog as "the spud".
Hmmmm...THAT is why they call those things Spud Guns!

From: thrash [I am, who I am]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 01:48

Another annoying retard spawn of some crackwhore n pimp union.
Dollaz to dimez he will be the cry baby in Jail when some Bull-queer is reaming him open....... it all he deserves.

Updated: 6-Jul-2008 01:48
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