From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:30

Someones gonna get sued shitless, deservedly so too.

From: pontius
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:57

"the patient needed a heart bypass and valve replacement first"

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Plus kidney removal, and then the wrong one? The guy is not in best shape, I tell ya.

From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:24

Needs a new kidney now.

From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:37

So Dr. Busy-pants pops into surgery, zips open the patient, rips out a kidney, and says, "That's lunch! Who's up for Chinese?"

From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:42

I think this worker's comp
doctor/sadist I'm seeing graduated
magna cum laude from the George Bush
school of torture. Black-hearted
bastard.

From: voyevoda
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:43

"I've got bad news for you, Johnson - we're all dead!"

"I was distracted!"

"Distractions can occur in the field! If you can't handle it, then quit!"

From: spiderviveka [viveka]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:57

At least he still has the other kidney. It could be worse.

From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:59

Paging Doctor Dickum... Paging Doctor Dickum...



Oops:

http://www.health.state.mn.us/divs/fpc/directory/surveyapp/ohfcfindings/h0053025.pdf

From: roaddog [pclynn]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 17:51

I'm glad I never went to this idiot for a vasectomy cuz now I would be singing octave and prolly squating everytime I needed to piss. Oh, and wiping away the tears with "C" notes.

From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 19:19

I saw a doctor kill a guy because the doc
was too busy talking on his cell phone to
pay attention to the poor sick slob in
front of him.

From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 19:53

I have a very healthy diet so I hope I won't EVER need a doctor and I like dancing so I get lots of good daily exercise and I also am not into smoking or drinking except when it is a holiday or a birthday.

From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 02:16

No no no it happens all the time. if you are about to have any kind of surgerey, You better make sure you are marked up and everything is clearly inked on the skin where the scalpel is supposed to go. axis mistakes happen frighteningly often

From: other [unclassified]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 04:07

My other half was teaching at a med school. They pulled her Structure and Function course out of the cirriculum--to make room for History and Techniques of Golf, into the med cirriculum. The priorities are clear now.

From: hethazur2
Date: 4-Jul-2008 04:19

Never go for any kind of surgery where they are working on two of a kind without writing on your body first with a sharpie! ie not this leg, the other one, dummy. Doctors are just human too and in my experience, a lot of them are really not very bright, even on a good day.

From: wars0ng [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 07:52

Stupid Jews, onlt Jews are lieres, everyone knows that, the Jew sais he avoids pork, but Jewish cock tastes like bacon or suasage, I know, I've sucked over 100000 (all forced upon me, off cors)

From: carlton [chris]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 10:25

Dr. should have to give up a kidney , teach the rest to THINK.

I swear to GOD , I will fuck him , and his entire crew to.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 11:02

Doc was late
fer the graduation
ceremony at Med School.

He missed some of the
Hippocratic Oath..


The part that said..

"First, I will do no harm"..














His teachers knew
this might come back to haunt
him one day.