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The 20 Most Unpatriotic Album Covers of All Time
SF Weekly | Submitted by: kahn
With the 4th looming ahead, what better time to dig through the Net for some cheerful bastardizations of American iconography? OK, not all of it is particularly cheerful - some of it is downright disturbing.
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From: darkshadow [Dahhkness]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:34
Easy. The Coup - Party Music 
From: flyndaran [Patrick]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 14:47
Swamp dog crucifying himself while wearing flag boxers is just stupid. What's with the author's idiocy promoting the myth that a Betsy Ross invented the american flag?
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:02
I had a flight simulator program on DOS known as FS-4. If you let go of the plane's controls over NYC, it nailed the trade center dead-on. Bought 1991. I tossed it in 2001.
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 15:56
slow news day in the yellow press Amerika. I don't read the newspapers because the is so slanted as to be wrong or misguiding..
From: texasman1000 [texas]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 17:13
who cares I just want to watch the fireworks and light some myself
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 17:19
Quote:"I had a flight simulator program on DOS known as FS-4. If you let go of the plane's controls over NYC, it nailed the trade center dead-on. Bought 1991" =-=-=-=-= So called experts have stated that only experienced pilots could have flown the planes into TWC. Perhaps they used that game software.
From: oneirogen [Oneirogen]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 18:11
Neil Young is Canadian, so...
From: robotpope [Kiss my Titanium ass]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 21:10
Come on! This is about as rotten a kitten up a tree. Turn around and go have a beer - the 'problem' is gone.
From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 21:18
Here's somebody else's top-50 'evil' album covers. http://www.my-obsession.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1494 And both of these morons missed 'Frankenchrist'. The included Giger poster surrounded by red, white & blue is especially touching. http://www.giger-art.com/giger-music-art.html Album art of uncle sam eating babies is nothing new. That was already done back in the 60's, man.
From: punkyrooster [The Fighting Cock]
Date: 3-Jul-2008 21:54
It's been a long time since I saw the lyrics, but Bedtime for Democracy was one of the more bluntly patriotic records out there. The cover is CALCULATED to provoke an adverse reaction from conservatives. The dance music one with the Trade Center... that was neither patriotic or un-, it was spookily prescient.
From: sir [veza]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 01:17
Master: America the Pitiful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lj2pXevWxI
From: erethism [i suspect]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 02:01
i remember it must have been Oreilly talking about that banned wtc cover, that along with Zoolander which i had seen uncensored in the theater the day before 911.
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 06:24
shortly after a robot rapes a hot blonde (who was in the process of selling toy robots) a Demon pounces to avenge the crime: but what is Robert Williams trying to say - if anything; and how is this unpatriotic, accept for the fact that the astonishing image made record retailers blush? 
From: wars0ng
[ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 07:49
Dirty n!gger music. That black monkies R no good for anything but raping white woman like me with their big, black ,long, hulking, throbbbing cocks.... Stupid porch mnkey, don't realize that the saisfactun of a proud Aryan sknhead cock, even if only 1 inch long, is so much the greater. Let me pull Mein Kampf our of my ass (literaaly, as a tribute to our Fuhrerin i have shved it all up there, it increases my sexual pleasure and makes it harder for that massve black monkey stick to go up....) Shit, the pages are all stuck together, I will spit some wisdom at you guys later. War out, yo.
From: monolith [Watching over the chimps]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 09:42
Well they stuck it to the man - but the man is still around today, whereas most of these artists have faded into obscurity or irrelevance. That Neil Young cover looks like the sort of crap some talentless art student would produce.
From: carlton
[chris]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 10:39
Sir buttlust , get your ass out there and do something fucking rotten. I'm doing my part , but stories never get posted. Get rotten you fucktards , make rotten stories. Or I swear to GOD , I will fuck you all !
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 11:54
first of all allow me to vent my severe disappointment in Margerate from myspace for filling her love letter to me full of triple exclamation points, thus getting me spammed here on rotten. second i can not make rotten any rottenner by submitting stories. Frankly im an online idiot wiht the basic knowledge to navigate me online. I dont know if its like this for anyone else but anytime i try and google something , it gives me adds or doestn answer my questions or finds crap completly unrelavent till i get so irratated i just go on rotten and post poop stories or play games on club pogo. Also its possible that duder does not like me either as none of my stories were posted, and thats a whopping five times i tried to get a story submmitted. (one doesnt really count cause it was the link to my myspace page and my blog about how i was almost blown up at a christmas party casue a guy near me put out his cigarrete in a can of gunpowder next to a homemade bomb the owner had for some reason, hard to believe that was a year and a half ago. were does time go). I would like to make note though that boners hasnt been updated in over a week and yours truly, took and submitted the first picture. SO everytime you click on boners to see if it was updated and you see "Gay line" in purple showing its old, think of me, i took that. Yay me. Further more in rotten news, ifound the link to the rotten photobucket album and saw what pontius looks like. Frankly i was disappointed as he doesnt look as delicious as i thought he would be. I pictured him as one of those loonyey tune guys on the raft in the ocean who picture each ohter as hotdogs nad hamburgers. It is very disappointeing and if i was to eat Pontius, i would have to shave him first and thats a lot of work. Also it really kills my plan to make a Muscial on cannabolizing Pontius. You really can listen to any rock song and change the lyrics so it has something to do with eating pontius or complaining about his gamey-ness or trying to find his hide a key to break into his basemnet apartment. So it is the fourth of july nad with lots of boozed up people and fireworks, i hope we can have some truly rotten storys soon, thouhg i prefer stories on finding corpses, odd deaths, plumbing back up disasters, and the elderly.
From: sir [veza]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 12:27
 Gwar: America Must Be Destroyed http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrw6k6v1qXk Have You Seen Me? At about 2:45 a dude jizzes in the kid's cereal.
From: sir [veza]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 13:02
 Fucked Up Ronnie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idz6d-j9x5A http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXVJVBC72so
From: sir [veza]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 13:09
 I Don't Need Society, Reaganomics, etc. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yn68eGDZL4
From: sir [veza]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 13:55
 I can't believe I forgot about GG. I also can't believe this video is on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPxgVTuHkbM
From: boriscleto [Boris Cleto]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:27
  "Lady Liberty rots away, no truth, no justice, the American Way"
From: yukovalis [Chris]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:25
Yes for it’s far unpatriotic to point out government stupidity and put it on a album cover. For shame.
From: partialvegetable [semper_ubi_sub_ubi]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:16
I nominate Leftover Crack's "Fuck World Trade". Unfortunately, because I am such an impaired, cum-guzzling Aryan twatsicle, I lack the smarts to post a pic of it here. Trust me, the title alone should qualify it. Now, I must go back to the urine-soaked mattress in the corner that my kind and benevolent mistress allows me to wallow upon.
From: partialvegetable [semper_ubi_sub_ubi]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 14:28
Why, thank-you, sir! You are a gentleman & a scholar.
Updated: 5-Jul-2008 14:28
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