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Take Your Daughter To Work
Chicago Tribune | Submitted by: Licketyslit
"One of the girls told an investigator for the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services that her father locks them up because 'he does a very dangerous job'... The father has admitted locking up both his daughters in the cage while he worked collecting trash and scrap metal because he had no one to baby-sit for the children, ages 2 and 5, officials said."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:05
I agree, this shitstain should be in a cage. Strapped to his bunk ass up with a large homosexual fellow named bubba that has a cock like a horse and hasn't had any sex in a year or so. I'll even chip in for the lube. Either that or shove a stick of TNT up his ass and detonate it.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:22
I had to take a driving test ( aced it  ) I had to prove I could shoot my gun before I was allowed a concealed carry permit. I had to take finals for all my schooling . ( should have spelled it "skooling" just to make a few haters feel good ) Had tests before I could rise in rank while in the military ( except for one field promotion , long story ). But never a parenting test. Maybe that should be looked into.
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:54
The problem here, is that men are born with penises. You should have to earn your penis. You should have to pass tests.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 15:04
Now, would there be different tests for homos and heteros, ear? Urinary tests? Ejaculatory tests? Load volume capacities? I trust a female would be in charge of administering these tests...
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:06
One of the girls told an investigator for the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services that her father locks them up because 'he does a very dangerous job'... The father has admitted locking up both his daughters in the cage while he worked collecting trash and scrap metal because he had no one to baby-sit for the children, ages 2 and 5, officials said. ***** Yeah, because this job is SO important...  I'm with the others that suggested a "parenting license". Guys like this would never be allowed to procreate, but then who's gonna dig the ditches for us?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:16
They have good testing program for those couples looking to adopt children. Programs, of course vary, but I've always wondered why we couldn't make the process mandatory for all. At least have SOMETHING other that a uterus or a dick to qualify you. Examples, you have to prove you Financial ability to care for the child. Housing, education levels, and your own mental health are all carefully vetted before you are "Allowed" to adopt a baby. After that, home visits, to "monitor" you for up to a year later. Makes sense if it weren't fer the fascism,. ;)
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:37
Nograce: I LOL want TO has a CHILD Off. 1: You must be kidding! [...] long discussion ensues [...] Off. 1: No is no! Nograce: I is wantz child!  I IS wantz chILD! LOL Off. 2: Give him a n!gger and he'll leave us alone. Off. 1: Good thinking.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:43
Oh, sorry, pee pee. You would never be trusted with a living, breathing person.. No fucking way. LOL Responsible care giver officials would never accept anything like you. You have no qualifications other that yer dick. Any even that is a pretty small one.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:52
Who says I want one of those ugly little crying buggers? And how in hell would you know about my dick size, nograce? You're as stoopid as it gets. Fucknut.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:58
This *sperm donor* kept his daughters locked in a cage in his truck and was arrested this past Monday yet there is no mention in the article about these kids being left in a vehicle during the hot weather. (I'm sure this tool had the A.C. running in his truck while he *worked*) They should throw the damn book at him then shove it up his ass and finally slam the book shut on his genitalia.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:02
"After receiving an especially bloody beating at the hands of her husband Ike, Tina Turner sneaks out of the Dallas hotel they're staying at while he is asleep. She walks away from their 16-year relationship with only 36 cents in her pocket. " What the fuck ever. Is it only me that realized the convenience of a 'strong, black woman' in the 70's and 80's? Am I the only one who realized how fabricated it all is? Think of it like this... you know how music execs and producers just 'create' bands that sing the songs they write to the music they write? How they're really not talented... they're just an act? Guess what!? It's not something new, dipshit!
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:16
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:02 "After receiving an especially bloody beating at the hands of her husband Ike, Tina Turner sneaks out of the Dallas hotel they're staying at while he is asleep. She walks away from their 16-year relationship with only 36 cents in her pocket. " What the fuck ever. Is it only me that realized the convenience of a 'strong, black woman' in the 70's and 80's? Am I the only one who realized how fabricated it all is? Think of it like this... you know how music execs and producers just 'create' bands that sing the songs they write to the music they write? How they're really not talented... they're just an act? Guess what!? It's not something new, dipshit! ----------------------- Way to stay on topic. Rant on, white boy, rant on....your aneurysm awaits.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:24
Shut up ya fucking dumbass. It's the FFA, always has been. A quick glance shows that maybe 10 of the 32 comments are on-topic. Yet... only mine rubs your fat ass the wrong way? Just shut your second coal burner you ignorant cunt.
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:25
I am celebrating the birthday, tss. Just because your Mother who gave birth to you has cancer, diabeates, bad breath, warts, baldness, cankersores and a raging yeast infection doesn't mean you don't love her and wish her a happy birthday on her birthday.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:36
Is it on a 4th of July that they started or finished producing the movie "independence day"? And why do you celebrate that?
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:36
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE] Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:25 I am celebrating the birthday, tss. Just because your Mother who gave birth to you has cancer, diabeates, bad breath, warts, baldness, cankersores and a raging yeast infection doesn't mean you don't love her and wish her a happy birthday on her birthday. ---  "I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back,"
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:40
From: pontius Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:36 Is it on a 4th of July that they started or finished producing the movie "independence day"? And why do you celebrate that? **************** Good question.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:41
MPD-boy, it's not the FFA until post 50. Except for Warsong wishing us all a happy 4th, all the other posts were on topic. Seriously, we all get that you hate anyone but white men and submissive white women who'd be willing to fuck you.....we get it....you could move on and mention SOMEthing else from time to time. BTW, you seem overly crunchy this evening.....did your "family" abandon you for fun and frolic elsewhere? Or are you just bitter because you are spending yet another holiday alone and unwanted?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:51
I found a clip of 'BaltimorePD'.  "Angry baltimore cop yells at and attacks 14 year old kid". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQf7z-nXr88
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:57
Euuuhh pee pee.. I never said I know yer dick size.. But you do say it is small, though, don't cha? sorry re yer too, boy, I guess my choice of pee pee fer yer name was "right on!" , huh? .. Euuuuuuuhh! :(
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:00
Its true ciaochowbella that he only likes White women who will fuck him which I am sure there aren't too many except the fat ugly cows on here who can't meet real White men anyways. He will pay one day for his disrespect. That still doesn't make it okay for you to fuck subhumans but as long as you don't have mongrel babys then I can live with it.
From: pontiuis
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:09
NoGrace you tard, stop calling me Pee-Pee and check out my Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1_SA9yVt4w
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:19
Since today is rather slow, I'm declaring an official FFA before 50 posts. Just got done watching Videodrome. Been about 25 years or so since I last saw it. Weird shit that one. Forgot that Debbi Harry was in it. Nice nips on her. I am hearing a few fireworks, but since it's rainy, I'm not going out to see any. I did however have a couple grilled burgers, fries and baked beans. Best part of watching Videodrome ( other than seeing it again ) was I conned the wife outta watching "The Music Man" with Robert Preston, LOL.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:32
Not one for schmaltzy musicals Goyle? I can't really blame ya, right now I'm about halfway through a DVD of the first season of "The Shield", and I gotta say its a pretty fucking good show. Still can't believe this was on broadcast tv, all the shit they got past the FCC. Unless they're planning on pulling what they did with "NYPD Blue" and wait half a decade to do something about it...
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:39
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE] Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:25 I am celebrating the birthday, tss. Just because your Mother who gave birth to you has cancer, diabeates, bad breath, warts, baldness, cankersores and a raging yeast infection doesn't mean you don't love her and wish her a happy birthday on her birthday. ********************************************************** WTF?? there is so much shit wrong with this post that i don't even know where to begin. the only good thing i can say is that it looks like you've found the spell checker and actually used it.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:44
No Hippity, I've seen that one before, and that was enough. Videodrome is more my style. I've always been much happier with the weird shit. Guess that's why I come here. Scary part was I recognized the Beta Max tape cassettes when they showed them., LOL. I used to have one, and a couple hundred tapes I'd made. I was pissed when VHS won the format wars.
From: countjulianredux [Comes Julian=Count Julian]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:47
I am celebrating the birthday, tss. Just because your Mother who gave birth to you has cancer, diabeates, bad breath, warts, baldness, cankersores and a raging yeast infection doesn't mean you don't love her and wish her a happy birthday on her birthday. ------------- So duder completely deletes the troll mocking this racist sack of shit, but leaves the actual he-bitch his/her miserable little account? Whatever. If this isn't trolling, nothing is. Even if this shit is serious. "Subhumans", warsong you are such a fucking little bitch and a retard to boot, why don't you improve the "white" genepool you claim to love so much and kill yourself, or at the very least sterilize yourself. This goddamned country doesn't need any more stupid trailer trash wiglets running around voting to rescind NAFTA and kick out all of the brown skinned people.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 20:14
"brown skinned people" Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I guess you're a vanilla face then my nigga. 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 20:22
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2008 12:44 Happy Fourth, Folks A good time to make sure we remember what we're about.  And Thomas Paine to help us remember: "When it shall be said in any country in the world, my poor are happy; neither ignorance nor distress is to be found among them; my jails are empty of prisoners; my streets of beggars; the aged are not in want; the taxes are not oppressive ... When these things can be said, then may that country boasts its constitution and its government". .
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 20:35
Requiring a test to be a parent is kind of like requiring a test to be voter- it seems like a good idea, but who gets to create and administer this test and who gets to decide the criteria to pass it?
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 20:43
If Thomas Paine could have a look at the today's stats he'd rephrase his little "reminder" http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_pri_per_cap-crime-prisoners-per-capita Neither the top nor the bottom of the list is looking good.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 21:01
All the above conditions must be satisfied, Pontius. At this moment no one nation qualifies across the board. A measure of how "civilized" we all are. Tom Paine's point is valid when taken in its entirety. .
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 21:16
Let's deconstruct: "When it shall be said in any country in the world," Utopia is just around the corner. "my poor are happy; neither ignorance nor distress is to be found among them;" How can the poor be happy? "Oh, I can't afford food, clothing or medical care. But don't worry, be happy." Forgot about that option. "my jails are empty of prisoners;" Commented "my streets of beggars; the aged are not in want;" Valid point. You could legalize and apply assisted suicide, no matter if these people asked for it or not. "the taxes are not oppressive ... " The only non-oppressive tax is no tax. "When these things can be said, then may that country boasts its constitution and its government" Yeah well, we're almost there, aren't we. Almost "civilized", as you said, hehe.
From: chalky1962
[huh]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 21:18
was gonna leave a glib comment but i see all the best glibs are gone remmember choker chains not proper fer animals but just fine for people
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:14
We also have to get away from the idea that anyone with an ovary is austomatically the best person to be be a parent. Saw an arguement once that spoke of creating a sperm bank and collecting sample over every boy when he reaches puberty, (imagine that job description), after the boy is sterilised. When somebody wishes to be a parent, they make an application and if sucessful, the sperm is issued and artifically inseminated. To make this equal though, we woudl have to harvest eggs and seterile the girls as well otherwise one tricky buggar could do a lot of harm. Have to be careful though. One power failure could loose a generation
From: whorebones [extremely sexually excited retarded man and sperm child sidekick]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:42
Warsong hugs and loves the black man. And if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand. Mark chapter 3, verse 25
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:51
What a fabulously thought through concept, kermit. We could also follow the Romanian school of ball chipping; an idea derived from global culinary traditions applied to the procreation of humanity. As for the problematics of handling ovaries, we have yet another proven Romanian concept at disposal: the lectures of Vlad the Impaler will come in handy, if you want to know more.
From: wartsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:54
So many of you have gay names anyways
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:41
From: scarfface [Schmutamongus] Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:16 Did you know thar wartsong spelled sideways is rat's wong? -------------- You mean if you scramble the letters? I tried to look at it sideways, and it didn't work out that way.
From: abyss
Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:41
Could be that the origin of man originated from the Chinese/Tibetan area. Just a thought. There is no such thing as a pure race warsong. Actually I am wrong, we are humans not animals. Only in that analogy is there a pure race. Distinction. A human is a human. A monkey is a monkey. I don’t believe in evolution. History is a lie. Anybody who has bothered to dig a little would know that. With your analogy spun sideways would mean that ‘ONLY’ beings that have an IQ over 200, would be allowed to live. Hell why do we want retards in our society? If you can’t build a spacecraft, cook a 9 course meal on the side, fix the car and do the daily chores in half the time, then what use are you to mankind? Fuck pure race, Intelligence ALWAYS wins!
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:47
Funny enough, over here the cricket players cuse a plastic cup called a box to protect thier private parts. (Cricket involves throwing a hard leather overed ball at 100 mph at close range from a running start at a guy with only a stick to protect himself). Female cricketers use something similar called a "manhole cover". As scuh I could see there could be quite a market in those
From: abyss
Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:52
Hey all BTW, Just thinking, we have think tanks right? Why are we not using this to our advantage? Every single fuckin problem in life bar the human stupidity would be solved. All homed, all fed, self satisfied whole people. But hell this is almost as good.
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:56
Actually that idea pontius came gfrom a radical feminist site I came across once They saw mens ability to get women preganant as the greatest threat to thier health and fimacial and educational sucess in life. The best way to achieve equality was to remove that power. I suppose they are right, the smartest chick in the wolrd can have her life chances rapidly reduced by one chance encounter with the dumbest guy when she is 16 and has silly putty for a brain like most teenagers. But like some common sense ideas, its real stupid
From: abyss
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:02
 Kermy, man has been replaced by science. Save for the woman, who actually like our company, we are extinct.
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:12
Not quite yet They still need the sperm genrators until they can clone using an adult cell. Then we are in trouble. Mind you though, we sould also be working on articfical wombs and eiminate the need for women. (except to find the missing socks) and oh what a gay world it will be
From: abyss
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:17
 What’s the old statement Pontius, give them enough time? Kermy, women can have the place. If I couldn’t fuck, then fuck it. DS, If I was in America, I would be partying my ass off.
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:26
From: kermie62 [steven] Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:12 Then we are in trouble. Mind you though, we sould also be working on articfical wombs and eiminate the need for women. (except to find the missing socks) --- That's why god invented 'wank socks'.
From: abyss
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:34
 “I'm scared to step off the front porch.” After reading about your cops, yeah I think, I would be inside too. Rather read the news, then be the news. I would love to see the fireworks though!
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:51
I don't understand why you guys are attacking me even if I am not being raciest. I have tried to do better spelling and so I used the spell checker all the time now. I already said I am dyslexic and I am tired of apologizing for it. I was just explaining to tss why it is ok to celebrate the 4th of July even if the country has a lot of problems. It is ok to love your country and love your race! black people and orientals and gays are always coming here and saying how proud they are but if you are White and say the same thing then you get attacked! I never said I hated other races I only think that there should not be any mixing of the races, and I know most White people instinctively know this because unless they have been hurt by a White person they naturally perfer to be with a White. There is nothing wrong with that!! So all of you liberals stop lecturing me about it if I didn't bring it up I am just trying to be nice and wish everyone a happy holiday and I was trying hard not to be raciest! This is free speech and you should be glad that I am sharing my deepest thoughts with you. Anyway I got awoken up by a firecracker and now I am tired again so GOOD NIGHT!
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:58
Some people prefer to celebrate the 20th of April. They're normally bold and attract cops like shit attracts flies. Hi DS.
From: phuck [and the horse you rode in on]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:59
*racist 10 letters, omfg
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 01:04
From: pontius Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:58 Some people prefer to celebrate the 20th of April. They're normally bold and attract cops like shit attracts flies. ------------ Ha, that is like the people that adorn their cars with Grateful Dead dancing bears and "Legalize Pot" bumper stickers. They may as well add a bumper sticker that says, "I am carrying weed".
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 01:12
An old guy went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think my wife is dead!" The doctor exclaimed, "What do you mean you think your wife is dead?! Either she is or she isn't! I don't understand." The old guy said, "Well, the sex is the same but the laundry's piling up."
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 01:18
An old gal went to her doctor and said, "Doc, I think my husband is dead!" The doctor exclaimed, "What do you mean you think your husband is dead?! Either he is or he isn't! I don't understand." The old gal said, "Well, the sex is different - his dick is stiff." -------- Hahaha, I just made that up.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 01:37
A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?" the man let out a sigh "thank fuck for that i thought i had gone deaf!" Ha. Ha. Ha.
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 02:37
Man picks up the phone, its the family doctor on the line Satys "listen mate, sorry but we mixed up your wifes test results, shes either got Alzheimers or AIDS". Guy says, Shit what should I do about that Doctor says, Well send her to the shops and if she comes back DONT FUCK HER
From: whorebones [extremely sexually excited retarded man and sperm child sidekick]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 04:58
Psalm 127:2 It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to eat the bread of sorrows: for so he giveth his beloved sleep.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 06:49
Remember boy that your forefather's died Lost in millions for a country's pride Never mention the trenches of Belgium When they stopped fighting and they were one A spirit stronger than war was at work that night December 1914 cold, clear and bright Countries' borders were right out of sight They joined together and decided not to fight All together now, all together now All together now in no man's land (together) All together now (all together), all together now (all together) All together now (together, together) In no man's land (together, together) The same old story again All those tears shed in vain Nothing learnt and nothing gained Only hope remains All together now, all together now All together now in no man's land (together) All together now (all together), all together now (all together) All together now in no man's land (together) All together now (all together now), all together now (all together now) All together now (together, together) In no man's land (together, together) The boys had their say, they said no (all together now) Stop the slaughter, let's go home Let's go, let's go (all together now) Let's go (all together now), let's go home All together now (together, together) In no man's land (together, together) All together now (all together now), all together now (all together) All together now (together, together) In no man's land (together, together
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 06:55
RF, you o.k.? You never tripped to that movie, did you? Good times. http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5205299
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 07:00
Of course i am not ok maiden I spend my waking hours dealing with the death and destruction of people then in my off time i come here and read about even more death and destruction then i chat with my peeps here about various and sundry atrocities it is a fulfilling life is it not?
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 07:05
"If you should go skating On the thin ice of modern life Dragging behind you the silent reproach Of a million tear-stained eyes Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice Appears under your feet. You slip out of your depth and out of your mind With your fear flowing out behind you As you claw the thin ice."
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 07:18
Rotten theme: So ya Thought ya Might like to Go to the show. To feel that warm thrill of confusion, That space cadet glow. I've got some bad news for you sunshine, Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel And they sent us along as a surrogate band We're gonna find out where you folks really stand. Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get them up against the wall! There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me, Get him up against the wall! That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon! Who let all of this riff-raff into the room? There's one smoking a joint, And another with spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 07:33
"To be, or not to be--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep-- No more--and by a sleep to say we end The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep-- To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th' unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprise of great pitch and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now, The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remembered. "
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 08:31
hi RF Hi maiden Sounds like U doing some heavy shit man But diont let it get too much to ya At least ure mking a change in the world rather than filling someone elses pockets
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 08:48
of course i do, munchausen. she is an intelligent, attractive woman with a great personality. you, on the other hand, are a hypocritical, retarded, fat, skank. you condemn someone for "emailing married men" and then send flirtatious posts to several men here.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 09:09
I'm watching "10,000 B.C." - not easy to get through 10 minutes straight without falling asleep. And not really my cup o' tea either.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 09:18
i remember trying to make through 10 minutes of that movie. then i remembered i had just painted the bathroom, so i watched the paint dry instead.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 09:53
Sorry Kermie! Hi. FU- Retarded? Retarded is saying someone hurts their own child, just to be an ass. Or buying the crap of someone who posts about their vast wealth every other post. I'm overly skinny. Honey knows who I am here, all I ever do is joke. Aulduron is different... ( ) Been with the same guy since your first pube, I bet. Piss off. Tacos are almost here. Late again!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:25
Who's up for some lame poetry? I know I am! Big Boy came Carrying a mermaid On his shoulders And the mermaid Had her tail Curved Beneath his arm. Being a fisher boy, He’d found a fish To carry— Half fish, Half girl To marry. -Langston Hughes. He was a darkie, y'know.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:54
You guys can calm down now. We're the 6th of July here, so there is no more 4th of July in any corner of the world. Gotta wait another year again to get all patriotic. Hey Kermit, Stfu. Just finished that, em, "movie". Sets, locations and CGI: 4.85 / 5 Story: -12,768 / 5
From: y0usuck [Cheese Cake]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:59
What happens when a person fails and is unable to obtain these magical parenting licenses? Sterilization? Forced abortion? What if they stay under the radar and birth anyway? Kill their newborns like China? Sweet.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:10
Langston Hughes was more than a gay darkie; he was part of one of the most active literary movements of the U.S.A.: Tne Harlem Renaissance. So was one of my fav writers: Angelica Weld Grimke. Upon being asked by a smartass reporter if he could improvise a poem on the spot, Langston replied: "I wish the rent Was Heaven sent". My fav poem of his: "Death in Harlem" that follows a jazz line all the way through. Thanks for bringing him up, Stud.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:21
>>>What happens when a person fails and is unable to obtain these magical parenting licenses? Sterilization? Forced abortion? What if they stay under the radar and birth anyway? Kill their newborns like China? Sweet.<<< Their child is taken and given to someone deemed worthy. I can't believe Ray Bradbury or George Orwell never came up with this.
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:27
Langston Hughes was also a homosexual and hailed from Joplin, Missouri. God Bless Leona Helmsley. I bought beets, walla walla sweet onions, cilantro, flat leaf parsley, and Hood strawberries at the farmer's market this morning. Later I'll drive out to the local buffalo ranch and buy some bison steaks and hamburger. Avoiding the grocery store and the salmonella and e-coli and whatever's next is my goal.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:59
I bought mineral water, condoms, tomatoes, toilet paper and milk. Anybody else with an interesting shopping list?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:02
Petone, I love his work. The Harlem Renaissance was such a turning point when the US started to look at itself as a source for Art rather than just copy Europe. Just not mentioned much in schools (Gee, I wonder why). I've a picture of Grimke on my wall. I wish I had met her. Besides all the literature. here's a big big hug (mmm) from the Greenie With love.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:31
I have the entire collection of Highlights and a poster of an adorable kitten desperately clinging to a tree branch, with the caption "Hang in there", on my living room wall.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:40
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:32 sandy just doesnt get it. ------------------------ Yeah, I got good taste in music. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_R2p23yx8
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:44
Time to look at animal pictures with my son , but first I gotta say, I can snatch a bat out of the air with my bare hand after 2 six packs. Booyah!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:44
Thanks for not responding to my post. I hate when people do that. Interupts the creative flow. But I will answer anyhow... Not much,  Just standing around.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:46
"The Harlem Renaissance was such a turning point when the US started to look at itself as a source for Art rather than just copy Europe. " Ahahhahahhahhahhaa ah ahhha ha ! Written, I note, in English rather than Navajo.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:49
Now, it's just my opinion mind and I am a bit of a cranky old buzzard but I don't really think America has produced ANY "culture" of lasting worth. Oversentimentalised art and film, cod "humourous" jewish based literature ( a kvetch a minute) and crude "rhythm of the junglies" type music. That's not to say I don't like it. Just that I don't think it is up to snuff and won't be remembered in 100 years time. Only "Friends" will outlast me.
From: batty
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:51
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:44 Time to look at animal pictures with my son , but first I gotta say, I can snatch a bat out of the air with my bare hand after 2 six packs. Booyah! --------------------- Noooooooooooooo!  
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:52
Now, I hope you all had a love 4th of July and didn't eat too much turkey or whatever it is you do. My government has empowered me to ask for reperations in regard to the illegal annexation of the 13 states. Let's see it's 233 years now. Let's be generous and call it $10,000,000 per state/year. So that would be $2,330,000,000 + interest. I can accept cash.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:03
Norace, if you think this forum in any way represents a valuable contribution to the cultural advancement of humanity you are in desperate need of either psychiatric help or more booze. The latter is the cheaper option.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:06
"And duder ain't no fucking limey." My dear boy, do you not understand what the 4th of July actually means ? You are all, culturally, "limeys". July 4th 1776 saw one group of Englishmen squabbling with another over the actions of a German king. Your whole nation is founded in "limeytude". We are the sperm, you are the fat, ugly, bawling baby.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:10
theres no "limey" in my blood, pube. and i would posit that the same holds true for the vast majority of the population of the USA.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:11
To whit, forsooth, the signators of the Declaration of Independence. Whither the Rosenburgs, the Polanskis and the Ngs ? Why not a one to be seen. Only ( one or two Scots exceptions aside) a whole cavalcade of "limeys". Damn them. Truth can be SO inconvienient sometimes can't it. John Adams Samuel Adams Josiah Bartlett Carter Braxton Charles Carroll Samuel Chase Abraham Clark George Clymer William Ellery William Floyd Benjamin Franklin Elbridge Gerry Button Gwinnett - Welsh ? Lyman Hall John Hancock Benjamin Harrison John Hart Joseph Hewes Thomas Heyward, Jr. William Hooper Stephen Hopkins Francis Hopkinson Samuel Huntington Thomas Jefferson Francis Lightfoot Lee Richard Henry Lee Francis Lewis Philip Livingston Thomas Lynch, Jr. - Irish ? Thomas McKean - Scot Arthur Middleton Lewis Morris Robert Morris John Morton Thomas Nelson, Jr. William Paca - God knows, probabl spelt it wrong, "Packer" ? Robert Treat Paine John Penn George Read Caesar Rodney George Ross - Scot Benjamin Rush Edward Rutledge Roger Sherman James Smith Richard Stockton Thomas Stone George Taylor Matthew Thornton George Walton William Whipple - aka Willy Nipples William Williams James Wilson John Witherspoon Oliver Wolcott George Wythe
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:14
stfu. Hence, no doubt, your inability to undestand the language. I never said you all had "lime" flavoured blood, I said "culturally" you are "limeys". You whole system of government and law is devised from the limey blueprint. You may have noticed that quite a few of you actually speak a form of "english" to. All this stuff about the "bloody British" is pure revolutionary propoganda. We are quite nice really, you know.
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:22
Pleasuring Reggsy requires 1 tongue, 2 arms & 4 fingers So as 2 lick her slitulars whilst twiddling her nippulars
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:24
I think The Pube hit the nail on the head when he mentioned the 1 or 2 Scots thing... Quite amazing what a couple of naked screaming banshees, accompanied by bagpipes can do... (I mean't a couple of thousand)
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:25
And now, the signators of the Declartion of Independence as imagined by Americans today. Cleveland Adams Syreetah-jade Adams Morty Bartletstein Helena Goya Seanus O'Carroll Samuel N'Chaso Pocohontas Clark George Pudasky Wilhelm Elleritsch Pretty Boy Floyd Benjamin Bunny Eldridge Cleaver Red Buttons- Gwinnett - Welsh ? Lyman Moskovitch Giovanni Hancockio Benjamin Mc'Harrison Joe Hartz Joseph Goebbels Thomas Finkelstein, Jr. William Wong Red Cloud Hopkins Franciso Velasquez-Montaya Samantha Huntington Thomas O'Jefferson Francis Lightfart Lee Lee Won Gok Jerry Lewis Philipa Livingston Billy-Bob Lynch, Jr. - Irish ? Angus McKean - Scot Arthur Schwartzenegger Horace Morris Boris Morris Rocket Morton Nelson Rogers, Jr. Waca Paca - God knows, probabl spelt it wrong, "Packer" ? Chlamydia Paine Hugh Pennis George Nggobongo Caesar Calamari George Ross - Scot Benjamin Zefferelli Edward Scizzorhandz Roger Corman Anna-Nicole Smith Fozton Stockton Jackson Browne George Foreman Big Mamma Thornton Grandpa Walton Willy Nipples William "Billy" Williams James Mason John Doe Oliver Hardy Abraham Von Putschendorfer III
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:29
Unfortunatley the Scots are cancerous for other countries. Well, the lowland Scots anyhow. They are responsible for the imminent destruction of England. The are sneaky, miserable bastards. The Highlanders are fine though. Especially my clan, the McBuggers.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:31
>>>Your whole nation is founded in "limeytude". We are the sperm, you are the fat, ugly, bawling baby. <<< Git once again illustrates exactly why the US can't give Britain independence. It would turn out exactly like what happened when Zimbabwe was given autonomy. Some people are just not fit to rule themselves.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:32
The pube.. Yer right, perhaps.. But the question then becomes.. You keep posting here. However, you are right about one thing, Pube.. you bloody british bastard.. One of yer guys, willie shake spear , i think, said it best.. hypocrisy is in the eye of the beholder. Goddamn Pretentious English fapper.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:34
"But the question then becomes.. You keep posting here" I ain't here for the culture, baby. I'm here fer yer wimmen ! Not the big fat hairy ugly ones though ( sorry DS) you can keep them.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:40
Gad, it's like talking to a bunch of retarded pakistanis sometimes. What I am saying is that you shouldn't get all excited about ephemeral crap like the "Harlem Renaissance". It will not last. Who today remembers Erewhon or the Roaring Girl ? Me but probably not many others. Whither the American Shakespeare ? Prince ? I don't think so. In 100 years no one will remember Leroy Baines but they will still be reading Shakespeare and saying "What the hell is that supposed to me" but in Spanish.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:40
From: pontius Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:59 I bought mineral water, condoms, tomatoes, toilet paper and milk. Anybody else with an interesting shopping list? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We got some of that junk you use with a cesspool for the cabin , another chainsaw , another bird feeder ( blown glass , nice looking ) a tune up kit for the back up generator , light bulbs ( they burn up fast up there , near Taos , power surges)a doggy/kiddy gate for the new dog , and a tarp. Pretty damn boring. We grow our own veggies and herbs year round , fruits we still buy , except for plums and peaches. And a question for dog owners. Can dogs eat plums , or is that on the "no no" list? Everyone had a good 4th? ( I hope ) Mine was OK , plans changed at the last minute , but still fun. Lot of friends , lots of family.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:44
The Irish and Catholic Scots are congential liars. They are the muslims of the day, always trying to blame others for their own inadequacies bought about by their adherence to the papist religion.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:44
nograce, you vacuous fuck. There is so much goddamn air in your head, you can make a better living poking a hole through your head and filling up balloons, rather than be a nurse. pube, who spilled the beans that I was fat and hairy? I need names. Hi, eveyone else.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:49
"pube, who spilled the beans that I was fat and hairy? I need names." DS, you are American and over 25, I don't need to be Sherlock Holmes. Those Hostess Twinkies have to go somewhere.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:51
And Grandma Norace (God Rest her Soul) Is proven right, over and over again.. Hey, IK.. nice post, babe. ;) as I meet and greet more and more obviously ignorant and drunken Irishmen, not to mention.. soddy, discouraged and greasy English folks. Thanks, again.. IK.. Fer reminding me how wise Granny Norace truely was(sniff)
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:51
We all wear togas, and based our legal and governmental systems on Roman and Greek models. English is merely a conglomeration of island and Saxon dialects, civilized by the import of Latin, and later by the French language contributed by the Normands. Perfidious Albion, however, still lives in its past "glories" while being invaded by the ghosts from that Empire over which the sun never used to set. Now the sun setting over the yardarm is the only meaningful one, as it signals the time for another swig pf gin to dull the pain of having conceal their unclean dogs for fear of offending their erst subjects. I'm afraid the Lion needs dentures.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:59
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle, the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:59
>>>An Irish-American calling the Scots "loud mouthed drunks " ! I may have to frame that one. <<< Merry Christmas Git, that was meant for you to have.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 14:04
Hi ds.. Happy 5th of July! How are ya? The norace Family is fine, thank you too. I got the day off! You, know yer last comment to me about air? Funny you should mention that.. :0 Did you know you sound just like the methane/nitro/helium66 escaping from a leaky.. Mechno Pneumatic Tubular Ring, according to my Alien friends? They say it sounds like a goat screeching with the anal probe set on mezz 7233.. Go figure, huh?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2008 14:11
I think I'll go projectile vomiting down the stairs. Or maybe off the balcony at passersby.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 14:14
D.S. is a mental magnet. Your fault. I have been busy launching my new internet catalogue... Shall soon send you freebies... Soiled Workmans Pants. Whatever I have sent two pairs in the mail, the workaday model, and our select weekend addition boxers.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 14:33
The Zombies will be in town soon. I may go see them, though they only have whateverisname is on ...F(Argent is the keyboard player)
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 16:34
From: pontius Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:59 A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle, the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight. -------------------- Tight fit - The lion sleeps tonight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cD9cBEaNBc
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 16:40
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Jungle life I'm far away from nowhere On my own like Tarzan Boy
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 16:43
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4QRm786nLE
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 16:53
I logged into Hotmail earlier and got a message to update my browser to IE or the latest FireFox, WTF? I already have FireFox 3, which came with Ubuntu 8.04 LTS.
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:03
Curiosity does kill the cat. Man fatally shot checking for apartment intruder Tribune staff report 10:53 AM CDT, July 5, 2008 A 22-year-old man was shot and killed early Saturday morning after checking out noises coming from a vacant unit in his apartment building, police said. Pierre Moore, 22, of the 2200 block of South Springfield Avenue, was home around 1 a.m. when he heard noises in first-floor unit that was supposed to be empty, said Chicago Police Officer Laura Kubiak, a department spokeswoman. When he went down to the apartment and knocked on the door, an unknown male opened the door and shot Moore, Kubiak said. Moore was pronounced dead at the Cook County medical examiner's office at 5:00 a.m. Saturday. Harrison Area detectives were investigating the incident Saturday morning, Kubiak said.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:09
 Sugarplum fairy came and hit the street, lookin' for soulfood and a place to eat...
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:10
From: ralph [R] Date: 5-Jul-2008 16:54 If you must ask, you must have forgottten. Whose tits were you posting? ? --------------------- OL's tits, and I promised a slideshow.
From: tony007
[TonyTheTiger]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:34
I want to get laid this weekend and I'm feeling pretty desperate. I live within 30 miles of Starkville MS. Any takers fellow rotteneers?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:41
From: crapola [Quit_Bitchin] Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:38 Those are Onelove's? If so. Nice. tasty looking nips. -------------------------- They aren't OL's, she admitted that they were not her tits.
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:57
sorry Tony I live too far away and your reproductive organs dont compliment my own. From: thepube [adarklittlesecret] Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:03 Norace, if you think this forum in any way represents a valuable contribution to the cultural advancement of humanity you are in desperate need of either psychiatric help or more booze. The latter is the cheaper option. Thi reminds me of those crap atrguements about art vs culture. Art is what a self important artist produces, craft is what a talentsed person prioduces in thier unoriductuive sopare time. Same thing with "welite sports", goverment fund things like sculling because they are elite sports, ignorem the footy and very popular games watched by the masses. Dont get me on music Basically there is no thing as "no ciulture". You mayuyu not like it or choiose to look down onm it but we all have a set of common things we share. A Anyway whaty is cultured music now was considered when it came oput as populist and I am sure in the future, the music of Lennon and MacCsrtny will be considered "classical". Just give it time. Just because its popuular or U dont like it fdoesnt make it not culture
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2008 18:12
Hey Ikthool, tell the wifey thanks. As to the rest, Yawn. I figured it'd be dead, but really. I've seen more activity outta corpses. Granted, it was the bloat gasses and maggots moving around, but at least something was moving.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 19:05
Ralphie loves soiling himself and sucking cock? You sound more like sandy every day etc.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2008 19:29
Have you ever gone to pick up a date and had the father say "take care of my little girl" and just wanted to look him dead in the eye and tell him that you actually had planned on raping the shit out of her while strangling her and waiting to cum until just as she was passing out so that the last thing that she felt was you choking her and blowing a huge load and then you were going to keep her corpse for a few days so you could jerk off all over it then dump her cum encrusted bloated corpse along some desolate back road and partially bury it so that it would take several days to find her and that hopefully the coyotes would have gnawed on her semen stained, half decomposed flesh? Or is that just me?
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 19:35
No Goyle. In so much as I can remember, none of my dates father's have ever said to me "take care of my little girl".
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 19:39
I hope my boy does me proud and nails every chick in his junior high school. I hope my little girl respects my wishes and doesn't get interested in boys until after I'm dead.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 19:40
Garg, the last time a Father asked me to "take care of his little girl," I looked him straight in the eye, and said "Yes, I will take good care of her," and did so. He opened fire. 20 years later, I get it. "Dude, she's a free agent. Fuck off." Mind you, that STILL gets me chased by angry men with shotguns. Maybe I'll never get it.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 19:49
When I got NF pregnant (before we were married) her dad wanted to meet me. He's a real big dude, mason by trade, grew up Irish Catholic. It was kinda tense so I told a joke- "how do you get a nun laid? dress her up like a choir boy" Turns out dude has a good sense of humor. (probably didn't hurt that I showed up with a stromboli and a case of beer)
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 19:49
Mike your really-really-really- rally oring, I figur lolz that shgit cant hardley happen...
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 19:56
>>>Garg, the last time a Father asked me to "take care of his little girl," I looked him straight in the eye, and said "Yes, I will take good care of her," and did so. He opened fire. <<< WTF Mike, after 4 years of being boring you pick tonight to start making shit up?
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 19:59
Ralph, talk to me after a really angry father/boyfriend/husband starts taking shots at you. If you've never fled a "romantic" scene while being shot at, I don't really have any interest in arguing the point. I have better things to do.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:01
52.4% of Dailyrotten users are from the United States, 9.6% Germany, 3.5% United Kingdom, 3.2% Australia, but only 2.8% from Canada. 
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:02
Ik, if you don't know what can happen when you go after a woman who is "off limits," I'll simply let Darwin school you.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:11
I think a lot of people missed something here; a woman HEARD A KID CRYING IN A CAR AND CALLED POLICE? Don't let your kids cry-EVER! Because some do-good fucktard is gonna rat you out for not letting little Johnny-boy do whatever the hell he wants. But other than that-yeah this guy DOES most certainly deserve a buckshot enema.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:12
If you can't get dressed from naked while hiding under a bed you haven't lived . Unless you're a chick, then if you can do that you're a big slut.
From: mikeisgreen
[Mike]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:15
Ik, won't open fire unless you're willing to try to win. My Property sign tells everyone that "Intruders Will Be Fired Upon First Sight." While that sign is slightly illegal in Canada, It has reduced the number of unsolicited knocks on my door. Let's call that fair trade.
From: baltimorepd
[Baltimore's pride]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:23
From: mikeisgreen [Mike] Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:15 Ik, won't open fire unless you're willing to try to win. My Property sign tells everyone that "Intruders Will Be Fired Upon First Sight." While that sign is slightly illegal in Canada, It has reduced the number of unsolicited knocks on my door. Let's call that fair trade. Get a fence. Electrify it. Remember the goat.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:26
My toilet is bored out and chopped with a competition cam, it can go from A sharp to E flat in 3.2 seconds (you don't even want to know how fast it is in metric time).
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:32
RE:From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:26 My toilet is bored out and chopped with a competition cam, it can go from A sharp to E flat in 3.2 seconds (you don't even want to know how fast it is in metric time). -lol
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 21:34
So we got a French whoremonger, a drunk hick, a middle age guy spanking his meat to an ugly snatch, and a bunch of lurkers. Sounds like a good crowd, how's everybody doing this evening?
From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 21:54
Keeps the little buggers from smashing head first into your knee at the Kmart.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 21:58
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: undefined, Jul 5th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Lemme try- one suicide is the last of art? ======== Loose translation: An elegant suicide is the ultimate work of art. Very close though. If this where horseshoes you'd get points.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 22:04
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: undefined, Jul 5th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh So you're Austrien? (last guess) ============ Trying to guess Ponty's heritage is like trying to guess weather the chihuahua fucked the poodle or the other way around. Who cares?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 22:19
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: undefined, Jul 5th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Excellent translation of "final" into "ultimate". It maintains the punny double-entendre of the original. ======== Well whaddya know. Post something in French and you can flush out the lurking GD! Nice to hear from you. I look forward to your corrections of my feeble attempts at High School foreign language recall.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 22:28
"The father has admitted locking up both his daughters in the cage while he worked collecting trash and scrap metal because he had no one to baby-sit for the children, ages 2 and 5, officials said." ---------------------  ...I love my children!!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 22:30
Question for GD: Was there really an artist named Tristan Reveur, to whom the quote is attributed, or is he fictional? It seems like I knew this at one time, and I can't even remember where I learned it. I admit my knowledge of French art is limited.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 22:41
 ..my other two children are..... absintheredux [aka: loser one] heraclitus [aka: loser two]
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 22:49
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: undefined, Jul 5th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Shuddup Myrtle. You're probably not even a turtle. I am motherfucking bored. Anything to make fun? Anyone? ============ Try a beer enema, I hear that's fun. If that doesn't work you can plant bottle-rockets twixt the sphincters and light them. Just be sure to capture the whole affair on video for us. BTW Is it true that the most common form of entertainment for rednecks is a case of beer and a bug zapper? I was at Lowes today and I couldn't find any bug zappers. Has Peta lobbied to outlaw them as cruel?
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 22:57
Hey Dumbass, My name isn't Myrtle!!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:01
So I went sailing for the fourth. It was fun, but the retarded weather man said that the storms would not come until evening. They hit in the early afternoon, so I furled sails, dropped anchor, and headed into the crowded cabin, where I got to witness EVERYONE ELSE play drinking games, my best bud puking in the head, and me sitting idly by waiting for the storm to pass, which it did in a couple hours. My best friend's friend had an EX which he thought would make GREAT companionship for me. Like any guy I'm not about to tip the gender balance in favor of sausage so I told them to bring her along (I'd never met her). Not only could this girl make a freight train back up and take a dirt road, she insisted on talking to me the WHOLE time we were out. Nowhere to go on a 22' sailboat. I should have just called up an old ex, would have been much better.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:03
>>Try a beer enema, I hear that's fun. If that doesn't work you can plant bottle-rockets twixt the sphincters and light them. Just be sure to capture the whole affair on video for us.<<< What's wrong with you Clitus? That doesn't seem like fun at all. >>BTW Is it true that the most common form of entertainment for rednecks is a case of beer and a bug zapper?<< Nope. You want green hair sinse for bug zapper watchin'.
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:08
Oh try the peroxide enema, ya get a bleached asshole to boot -- I'm here till the lunesta hits. What's up folks? Who's pissed at whom today?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:08
Nope. You want green hair sinse for bug zapper watchin'. ========== Probably right there. One time I smoked a lot of pot and watched static on the t.v. for probably 2 hours (not really sure, when I'm stoned time seems to speed up or slow down or both). I swear I could see shapes and such, It was kind of like the broke man's/stoner's laser light show.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:12
"So I went sailing for the fourth. It was fun, but the retarded weather man said that the storms would not come until evening. They hit in the early afternoon, so I furled sails, dropped anchor, and headed into the crowded cabin, where I got to witness EVERYONE ELSE play drinking games, my best bud puking in the head, and me sitting idly by waiting for the storm to pass, which it did in a couple hours. My best friend's friend had an EX which he thought would make GREAT companionship for me. Like any guy I'm not about to tip the gender balance in favor of sausage so I told them to bring her along (I'd never met her). Not only could this girl make a freight train back up and take a dirt road, she insisted on talking to me the WHOLE time we were out. Nowhere to go on a 22' sailboat. I should have just called up an old ex, would have been much better." -------------- No, wrong!! Try Merc 496 HP. ...and it don't go far!
From: meeeko
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:12
I'm a vegetarian, but a sailing sausage party sounds potentially fun Hmmm, in fact I do believe that will make an excellent dirty fantasy to blissfully go to sleep to tonight. Hope next time is smooth sailing for you, Hera. Sweet dreams, ya'll...
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:18
From: meeeko Date: undefined, Jul 5th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh I'm a vegetarian, but a sailing sausage party sounds potentially fun Hmmm, in fact I do believe that will make an excellent dirty fantasy to blissfully go to sleep to tonight. Hope next time is smooth sailing for you, Hera. Sweet dreams, ya'll... ============== Meek you sexy bitch. Next time I go out I'll take you with me, alone!. There are LOTS of fun things to do in international waters
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:18
>>I should have just called up an old ex, would have been much better. << Gotta love the recycleables. The one night stand that happens more than one night... but never more than two nights in a row.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:23
 -------------- I already made MAJOR!!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:28
rom: ikthool [ikthool] Date: undefined, Jul 5th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh >>I should have just called up an old ex, would have been much better. << Gotta love the recycleables. The one night stand that happens more than one night... but never more than two nights in a row. ============ Amen to ex-sex. No one is trying to impress the other, you both know what you are there for, you both know the best way to get each other off. No hassles, no akwardness, no beating around the bush, just pure unadulterated hot, wet, rotten, hard, rough, sex. Quick and dirty, without the guilt. Hmmmm, time to look around for that "little black book".
From: meeeko
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:38
There are LOTS of fun things to do in international waters ------------------------------- Hmmm, could it be the perfect date? I'm envisioning champagne, baby oil, drugs, explosives, and flippers (for swimming, or for the ultimate footjob, perhaps?) and hot philosophical discussions. I got your pirate treasure right here! I love boating-- whether lake, river, or ocean (ocean is my fav). Jet-skiing is my favorite water recreation-- I broke a rib once while out on my bro's jet-ski, but it was so fucking worth it to ride that wave I'd break a few more to do it again.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:41
From: sirbutlust [mike duff] Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:18 sirbutlust busted for public urination. details coming soon. (a sirbutlust report, why else would i be on the ffa unless im druhk( ------------------- I agree with most of your platform. Unfortunately, I will only vote for you when I'm Sober!
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:53
Chalk it Up!!
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 23:59
Although I'm generally too drunk to follow Buttlust's posts ,I am also pro public urination. I have no idea what impact that may have on jet skiing.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:03
From: meeeko Hmmm, could it be the perfect date? I'm envisioning champagne, baby oil, drugs, explosives, and flippers (for swimming, or for the ultimate footjob, perhaps?) and hot philosophical discussions. I got your pirate treasure right here! I love boating-- whether lake, river, or ocean (ocean is my fav). Jet-skiing is my favorite water recreation-- I broke a rib once while out on my bro's jet-ski, but it was so fucking worth it to ride that wave I'd break a few more to do it again. =============== Trust you to enjoy the exquisite mixture of pain and pleasure, in a good setting. I only ever sail in the Ocean. Well, if the GOM counts. Chamagne (okay I guess, it's really more of a celebration drink, think I'll have to see how you preform in order to determine whether celebrating is in order) baby oil (is good, so is astroglide) drugs (your choice, I'll procure) explosives? (Only thing I have on board remotely close is flare guns, but I can bring my guns with me if you want) flippers, you will definetaly need, the cabin rests above parallel pontoons. That's where I got my first "real" kiss, underneath the boat. Now I have sex under it, I'm sure I could exhaust you to the point that you would need flippers to stay aloft. I am good at restraint, and even better at reckless abandon. Tell me what you want cupcake.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:05
Hera, I believe that "Tristan Reveur" is a fictional character from a movie called "Stay" I saw quite a while ago. Interesting name. "Reveur" means {"Dreamer" and the name "Tristan" suggests mediaevalism plus a touch of depressed sadness ("Triste" = "Sad"). Perfect name for a jaded and disabused romantic XIXth Century artist. cf. Keats: "We go before and after And pine for what is not And our sincerest laughter With som pain is fraught And our sweetest songs are those That tell of saddest thoughts" (Prolly not quite right -- Memory chips are gettin' old)
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:08
SIRBUTLUSTS DRUKNEN BLOG OF HIS NIGHT (som people like this crap I had no intentins of going to thebar tongiht. i had like ten bud lights at my roommates clients house hte night before. It was a beauty ful house that my roommate was watchning in the rich par t of town . the owner was a indian who was one of those guys that werer pioneers of the computer world. I brought my specali burgers i made (two pounds ground meat, heatly shakes of mohntreal steak seasoning, two eggs , a qua4rter cup breadcrumbs. a splash of ketchup and a few shakes of westhire sayse. i made six huge burgers, they were good. So i prepared them after fo0ur bud lights and i was a little buzzewd. i know this caue i allowed my girlfreind to take pictureso f me diving off hte diving board. i wanted to recreate my myspace picture i did when i was thirty of when i was nineteen jumping off a divieng board and i used it for a calender in graphic arts and every one of my classmates thought i was naked due to the contrast of the picture. heres the officail myspac picture of sirbutlst when he was thirty (but really ninetee cause i wanted to look good)  anyhow i have to get my girlfriend to send me the picture of me trying to reccreate that picture. its kinda the same but i didnt lift my legs nad thus my midsecton looks real fat and its horrible. I said i look fat but she said i didnt look fat but "i didnt look 19"/ its evil smart ass comments like htat that make me love her. So anyhow, she went to go hang out with her dying cat at home nad i was all ready to spend the night trying ot get a club pog o badge in culub pogo nad my roommate asked me if i wanted to be dropped off at the bar i go to now. I then went inot alcholic modee and said okay. I dont know what causes me to want to go out drinking when i go to a bar wher i dont knwo anyone but hte bartender, and frankly he goes out of his way to not talk to me since i said we shoul d be myspace frined and i gave him a link that siad "sirbutlust" wiht a happy smiley face. so i went to this barand sat next to two guys and tahgt louie anderson look alike (the one i blogged about who i got to drink that beer that was actually a coraona ripoff but i todle him it was like yeungling so he thought i was a idoit.). I spent about three hours wathcing the MEts game and the recap adn the germans talked to me. We had fun and i think i dint insulst htem too much. they were here cauyse they woerked for AUDi. we had fun and they will be my myspace frineds soon. the one was named Ludwig and i thought htat was real cool. I realized it was long past the time i could call my roomate for a ride home and i starte d to do my blackhouse shots. the bar manager nick asekd me if i wanted a taxi to which i responded, they dont pick yo uup from this bar anymore and if they do its a twenty five dollar fee for a ride that take s fouty five minutes to walk. He said he undersottd and then called a new cab company that he found and got me a great deal of a cab that would pick me up for twenty five bucks. Iw was really pissed and went out for a cigareette. i had to pee real bad and was plannig to ditch the taxi and walk. i went next to hte building in the alleeey way and proceeded to pee. Unfortuanly i knew i was in view of oncoming cars and with my lukc one came. I figured it was acop with my luck and when i heard the brakes squel i knew i was right. So i zipped up and pretended ot look towards the end of thealley way like i was loookng at somthign. THe cop pulled up next to me. I said "hello" nad he was like "hi"/ i m kinda druk so i forget the convresation but basically he accused me of peeing. so i was like "yeah i was peeing you got me, i knew that was you driving by" nad he took my licence. At that time nick , the bar manager walked out. THe cop told me to sit and the back up cop who drove up gave me the swaying motient ot sit donw. I sat looking at htem and told them i had no warrents i hoped while they looked it up. The cop yelled at me a littel and i told them i am very envormetnal consious and htat i hike a lot and i m used to peeing were i please but not near a river caue discovery channel says thats harmful to fish.; He yelled at me some more and i wnt into my "beavis and butthead" defense and i was like "your a guy right, i had to go" and he was like "just sit down your cigarette stinks" and i was like "oh its about to g o out, thats why "{ nad he was like "just sit down"> nick stuck up for me and the cop put on his flash beam were i peed and complemented me for not peeing on the builiding but rather the fground. i said thank you for noticing and you van see how enviremnental i am nad he was like "shut up" nad then the nick guy siad he knowed me and they let me go. this is thefirst time i was ever let go by the police on my own without a fellow cop or someonme that knew cops. I walked back into the bar and the bartender asked wehre i was and i was like "i got cauth peeing on the builidng" then the head guy nick hwo got me out of it showed up and seemed pretty pissed. I was upset he was pissed at me caue previously a group of kids showed up celebrating ones birhtday and htat kdi vomited all voer the front of the building and ruined the bathroom. the y explained that the kids vomiting was "involentary" nad my peeing was "volentary" and so forth. i asked sadly " am i allowed back in here ar eyou mad at me" and he said no but i know he meant yes. Im having a hard time findign a new bar since mine was turned into a fancy steak house (though i got word it just tanked and the owner realizes he shoudl go the was it was but i dont want ot support him at all now). I was at hte othge bar near me a few weeks bakc and they made fun of my buccnaeer jersye (the orang e one i draw myself in) and i asked the bouncehr to beat the guys heckling me up but he said he was a jets fan nad found it unnessasary) anyhow in conclusion, the cops tauth me a valubel lesson i already knw, if peeing in an alley way, dont pee so close the the street, go behind the building . The cops think i mstupid. they should post on rottne, theyd get along with all of you.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:11
"the cabin rests above parallel pontoons" ________________________________ Meeko, never trust a sailor with a catamaran. They have naught but evil intentions. LOL.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:16
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: undefined, Jul 6th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh Hera, I believe that "Tristan Reveur" is a fictional character from a movie called "Stay" I saw quite a while ago. ========= THATS! where it came from. I haven't seen that movie in years. Thanks for the heads up.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:17
From: capitolistswine [Walter O'Dim] Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:09 Hello my children ------------ Ahwaaaaaaaaaaaa!! I'm just a wannabe loser.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:20
someone blew the margins so my being caught peeign story is on my myspace page heres the link. by the way , water sking, i tried it once, o nthe hudson river,at lake george new yourk, ( septemper 8, 2001, i remember peeing in the river saying "new yourk city will get this soon" how i ronic htey got much worse withing a week around the time my pee would arrive . anyhow i ended up with my legs in thea air , head under water i n a backwards motion. the rednecks that wer there said htey never saw someone wipe out like that jet skining(usaully its the total oppoisite( *and i was a special stupid. i thought you would all apprecaite that.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:27
and apparntly the margins arent blow n know. i really remember seeing they were. am i really smashed or di d duder jsut happen to fix it in the timne between my two post? Any how who cares, casue i beat a "public urination charge" tinght so i wont be a sex offender anytime soon as i read ion rottne that three strikes of that and you become asex offender and i alwasy ssyaid htats what would getme.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:30
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: undefined, Jul 6th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh "the cabin rests above parallel pontoons" ________________________________ Meeko, never trust a sailor with a catamaran. They have naught but evil intentions. LOL. =========== Naught but pleasurably evil intention if you please
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:45
From: sirbutlust [mike duff] Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:20 someone blew the margins so my being caught peeign story is on my myspace page heres the link. by the way... ---------- Yeah, I'm not good at this, soo I'm gonna quit!!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 00:55
I can still remember the first time I had sex under the “Amazar”, (boat in question). GD is correct, it is a catamaran in the most precise sense, although sense it was built by my Grandfather (an intelligent, and somewhat arrogant engineer) it does have its eccentricities, but here I digress. It was early summer. I was 15, it was the first time my Uncle allowed me to take the boat out by myself, she was 13. I remember sailing to a secluded cove (at least I think it was). In any case we both dived off, swam under the boat under clear blue skies. I can still hear the waves lapping against the pontoons. We kissed at first; it was kind of rhythmic, like the ocean. We stripped the lower halves of our swim suits (now at the bottom of the gulf) and did what all bored teenagers do. This girl was one of the HOTTEST girls in my class. I credit the boat for securing me with hot sex. I may not be fugly but I’m certainly not GQ material. Although I do still remember everyone insisting that I looked like Gavin Rossdale in High School, which may have helped as well. I always hated when people told me that because I was a “rebel” I didn’t want to look like ANYONE! LOL, a year after I graduated Gavin was given the honor of “sexiest man in rock’n’roll”. By then I had cut my hair. Oh well, hindsight and all. Anyway sex under a boat, that’s why you’ve bothered to read this far right, well, it is nice but it takes a little concentration as the boat will move, of course. You have to go with the flow, literally. The lapping of waves may sound romantic but really you have to pay attention to them, and the hammerheads that are rampant around those parts. It was her first time, my second, and it was strange in a way. She would feel a little pain and rest her body on me, I would have to kick harder to wade. We would get into it, the boat would sway and it would hit one of us in the head. I suppose it was comical, erotic, and exciting all at the same time.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 01:06
My first time was in an abandoned well house on a very old farm. Not so romantic, but it was both of our first time,and we were in love at the age of 14,it would have been awkward in the best of places.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 01:07
 ... Hey Fucktard!! Try to keep it pithy!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 01:11
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: undefined, Jul 6th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh My first time was in an abandoned well house on a very old farm. Not so romantic, but it was both of our first time,and we were in love at the age of 14,it would have been awkward in the best of places. ============= First times are always awkward. Just be glad you didn't have to worry about sharks or jellyfish.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 01:18
"First times are always awkward. Just be glad you didn't have to worry about sharks or jellyfish." ------------------------------------ He lies, It wsn't like that!
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 01:20
>>>Just be glad you didn't have to worry about sharks or jellyfish. <<< I kept telling her that but she was still all weird with it.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 01:21
i just sent the one german i met, a freind request on myspace, i hope he accepts it, tee hee. His buddy who was less frequent in english, was named Ludwig. i never met a Ludwig before in my life, apperntly ludwig was a king but i sirbutlust being all knowing knew it was also the name of beethoven nad his music never goes out of style. Soon i will be freinds with all germans and i will learn there ways of becoming a super power in less than thirty years like hitler did and be just like him, (though id like to point out i wil lkill many many more than hitler did and it wont just be non airean types like the jews , gypsys, gays, and coloreds.) vote sirbutlust in 08
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 01:22
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)] Date: undefined, Jul 6th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh "First times are always awkward. Just be glad you didn't have to worry about sharks or jellyfish." ------------------------------------ He lies, It wsn't like that! ============ You're right House, I fukt you in the ass and you just squealed like a little girl. Damn, can't you just take it dry like a man?
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 01:31
I love you, toooooooooo!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 01:38
From: sirbutlust [mike duff] Date: undefined, Jul 6th, 2008 Time: NaN:NaNa Age: NaN.NaNh vote sirbutlust in 08 =========== One last post: I see there is more than one Presidential aspirant on Rotten. I haven't seen your political platform yet, but you can find mine in my profile. I'll consider you as a running mate. If you don't wish to join forces we could always have a political "show-down" rotten style. We could even hold a Rotten primary. Let me know what you think.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 05:34
So is duder just fixing the margins? banning the offending poster? why not block the offenders IP? it would be less work. if it happened to andy again he would be hard pressed to post youtubes.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 06:14
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 6-Jul-2008 05:34 So is duder just fixing the margins? banning the offending poster? why not block the offenders IP? it would be less work. if it happened to andy again he would be hard pressed to post youtubes. ---------------- Did somebody get banned?
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 06:24
Mornin'! Where's RF? What kind of troll drama did I miss? Why isn't everyone using Firefox? (except our penguin lover, that's cool) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVdTQ3OPtGY Grateful Dead Ripple If my words did glow with the gold of sunshine And my tunes were played on the harp unstrung, Would you hear my voice come thru the music, Would you hold it near as it were your own? Its a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken, Perhaps they're better left unsung. I don't know, don't really care Let there be songs to fill the air. Ripple in still water, When there is no pebble tossed, Nor wind to blow. Reach out your hand if your cup be empty, If your cup is full may it be again, Let it be known there is a fountain, That was not made by the hands of men. There is a road, no simple highway, Between the dawn and the dark of night, And if you go no one may follow, That path is for your steps alone. Ripple in still water, When there is no pebble tossed, Nor wind to blow. But if you fall you fall alone, If you should stand then who's to guide you? If I knew the way I would take you home. La dee da da da, la da da da da, da da da, da da, da da da da da La da da da, la da da, da da, la da da da, la da, da da.
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 06:30
Cracker, are you scared/nervous? I have a nagging suspicion that pontius was just kidding. I mean after all You know what a kidder he is. Just in case tho I got the ole blunderbust primed.
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 06:43
Whilst inserted betwixt Eggy's boobages I squirt forth my platinum spoogages
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 07:07
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle, the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cD9cBEaNBc
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 07:27
For the guys: (not gonna fix the stupid "?" issue...) 15. Chuck Norris doesn�t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 14. Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds. 13. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay�s potato chip. 12. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. 11. Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a resut. 10. Chuck Norris doesn�t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel. 9. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 8. If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don�t ask him for his three-hole-punch. 7. The quickest way to a man�s heart is with Chuck Norris� fist. 6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 5. Chuck Norris won�t ever get a heart attack, because a heart knows better than to attack Chuck Norris. 4. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. 3. Chuck Norris does not �teabag� the ladies. He �Potato-Sacks� them. 2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. 1. Chuck Norris� tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 08:59
"Whilst inserted betwixt Eggy's boobages I squirt forth my platinum spoogages" How do you get away with that shit?
From: christmasy [Chow Beller]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 09:43
WELCOME! To the 2008 Fourth of July Weekend Edition of Christmasy Big Black Cocks Theatre: 'Eminent Domain-The Exile of Chubba Ch'Bella to the Trailer Park Outhouse'. Today's exciting episode features guest appearances by hizzoner Theo-Roid aka Mayor Cheese-y, Sirbuttslurp, Dirty Slit, and last but not least, our shining star CHOW BELLA or CHUBBA or Punchkin or whatever the fuck she calls herself. Our heroine, Trailer Park Chubba, is being burned out of her tin can domicile by the other residents of Chubba Park, Arkansas, who consider her presence a blight on the community of rusting trailers and garbage strewn yards. Chow Bella doesn't know it yet but by the end of our story she will become a sub-human cannonball! She's not very aero- dynamic but she does make a good SPLAT! Our story begins. DING-DONG! Chow Bella's illegitimate offsprung answered the door. "Mom," yelled out Little Black Sambo, Jr., "there's a crowd of people at the door with torches and pitchforks." "I didn't do it and I wasn't there when..." Chubba was cut off. KerPOW! Chubba gets hit square in the face with a rake and goes down. Booferina, another of Ch'Bella's illegitimate offsprung rummages through her pockets and takes her cigarettes. Chubba gets dragged by her feet out to the dirt road to face the angry mob. She awakes to see her trailer in flames and calls the office of Mayor Cheese-y, honorable Theo-Roid. "Mayor's office, Dirty Slit speaking. How may I help you?" "This is Chow Bella calling about eminent domain. Put Mayor Cheese-y on the bellaphone so I can demand action!" "Sorry, ma'am," said Dirty Slit, "the mayor is giving himself a prostate self-exam. You'll have to call back later." Click. The angry mob secures Chow Bella in a wooden pillory for some good 'ol trailer park justice and sentence is pronounced by a black lady who got the cooties after her husband experienced nature with Ch'Bella. "Chow Bella," proclaimed the black lady who contracted Bella's cooties, "you have been found guilty by trailers of your peers of the crimes of infecting the fine black men of our community and allowing the offsprung to become a trailer park crime wave. And being a mouth-breather hypocrite. Do you have anything to say for yourself before we banish you to the trailer park outhouse?" "Just only christmas-y big black cocks!" Chow Bella cried out. Tomatoes and eggs start flying at 'ol stocks-bound Chubba. Ch'BAP! Ch'BAP! Ch'BAP! Her face looked like it had a drippy ch'bortion. Chow Bella, still crucified in timber, was made to drag the pillory savior-style to the trailer park dookie pit. "Newspaper Dude!" cried Chow Bella, "why have you forsaken me?" END OF PART ONE.
From: christmasy [Chow Beller]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 09:54
AND NOW FOR THE CONCLUSION OF CHOW BELLA'S CHRISTMAS-Y BIG BLACK COCKS THEATRE Before Bella could get out of the hole, Chumbo, the biggest pachyderm, decides to squat and take a dump in the dookie pit over Bella's objections. "HELLLLLLLLLLP!" cried poor 'ol Bella, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" SPATTER-SPATTER-PLOP-PFFFFFT-SPATTER-PFFFFFFFFFT-PLOP-PLOP-PFFFFFFFFT. Suddenly, things got worse for Bella. The wall of the pit collapsed and Chumbo the Pachyderm landed right on her. The elephant was rescued but there was no sign of Chow Bella in the dookie pit. Our heroine was lost so SirButtSlurp started telling the elephants about how he is the east coast beerpong king when Chumbo let loose a fart that, strange as it seems, sounded like Chow Bella crying for help. SirButtSlurp looked at the elephant's butt and saw the top of Chow Bella's head in the opening of the giant butthole. He grabbed Chow Bella by the hair and pulled her head out but that's all of her that would come out. "i'lls ave you bella! no ones goingto believe this one..." he mused. SirButtSlurp put on his thinking cap and soon returned with all the baked beans he could stuff into his old Gremlin. "dontw orryb ellla imfg oing to savve yuo" The elephant slopped and gobbled every last baked bean and then his stomach was rumbling and gurgling. "Something's happening," said a nervous Chow Bella, "I don't like this..." KER-BOOM! Chow Bella was launched out of the pachyderm's ass like an artillery shell! "Just only christmas-y big black cocks!" Chow Belcher belted out her calling card as she sailed over the trailer park and into the next episode. "nobodys going to believe this one," said SirButtSlurp[DIKEMUFF]. Tune in next time when CHRISTMAS-Y BIG BLACK COCKS THEATRE presents: 'Chow Bella, The Prequel: Rectal Reproduction Experiment Gone Haywire' Thank you. We hope you enjoyed our show. Christmas-y Big Black Cocks Theatre would like to thank our sponsor the Gypsy Douches Corporation. When you're out shopping, look for Chow Bella's official cereal: Chocolate-y Chubba Chodes. Just add warm wallpaper paste. They swell up and burst on your tongue for that authentic explode-in-your-mouth sensation.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 09:59
Your story needs more Sirbuttslurp, i feel he is going to be that surpriseingly interesting character that will become so popular , he wont be a small bit role but rahter one of the main ones. kinda like urkel. anyhow i must go. my girlfriend says i have ot go ot her sisters house today and she may be mad at me for being caught by the police for urinating on the bar alley about twelve hours ago. I told her it was my roommates idea for me to go to the bar and i was about to leave but those german guys started talking to me and i cant resist talking to germans. Also the bar manager called me a cab i didnt want and i had to wait till two am to leave. Its all htere fault, my roommate, the bar manager and the germans.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 10:05
Hey SBL and HC. Norace has also announced his Run for the White House, earlier. (It was during "Dora the Explorer" so you two guys might have missed it.) Norace 08 Both yer pathetic attempts at the presidency are noted but silly. Norace has announced before that he is willing to debate the nonissues and manipulate the "facts" to make himself look superior to both of youse... in any rotten venue of yer choice. Tip fer SBL.. Getting busted fer public urination is a great idea but yer sound like a wanna be senator doing that. Also ya gotta have a kickass slogan like mine.. Norace in 2008 I'll Promise you anything! AND That's a PROMISE!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 12:11
Jesus Mohammed- this dead disinclined trolly place is definately an LOL situation.
From: houseof1mcorpses [(1104N.MissionRoad)]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 12:36
From: gargoyle1 Date: 6-Jul-2008 12:14 Tards _________ Assgrease
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 12:39
Well, christmasy sure has some writing talent. I hate to say it... but if that troll channels that into something more 'worthwhile' to read... well, I just might 'like' a troll. It's a fucked up World! And andro, that ass-be-gone pic made me nauseous. Ever heard of the car-hijackings in South Africa that result in the victim being dragged for miles? Some of them poor bastards LIVE through it. Fuck me I'm gonna hurl. Look at the bones... they're ground away. Dayum!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 12:46
Ralph has beer for breakfast. Sometimes And your mother? (Seriously, is that a Haiku?)
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 13:53
Chapter Two, short exerpt. Thread's dead anyway. The basis for the very existence of a New Testament should seem to indicate that the older Old Testament was insufficient. It could indicate to an objective mind four millenia of recorded mismanagement, were one so inclined to lend actual credence to mystical apocalyptic literature from the priestly caste of an ancient ethno-theocracy. The authors of the synoptic gospels were religious renegades from the established order; apostate Jews, yet still ethnically and culturally Hebrew. Their writings come to us from the dark annals of history preserved by translations. These translations have endured long, arduous journeys which scholarly research has demonstrated that editing and errors, along with diverse doctrinal interpretations, have led study of the subject eternally open to a broad range of speculation. It is the secularist position that something as important as a message from a deity should never need interpretation or translation; rather, according to the most basic rules of logic, it is intellectually less incapacitating to draft a simple message than a complicated one.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 13:53
I use firefox and it doesn't help,so piss off Whats yer problem? And do you have nice tits? etc
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 13:57
That makes me think about the past, Patsy. The wifey will pull them out sometimes and I'll go to town on those fuckers! Only at night, of course. During the day we act like normal people.
From: loskee [8492nd squadron]
Date: 9-Jul-2008 00:02
lol yeah put them bitches to work that ass
Updated: 9-Jul-2008 00:02
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