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Take Your Daughter To Work
Chicago Tribune | Submitted by: Licketyslit
"One of the girls told an investigator for the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services that her father locks them up because 'he does a very dangerous job'... The father has admitted locking up both his daughters in the cage while he worked collecting trash and scrap metal because he had no one to baby-sit for the children, ages 2 and 5, officials said."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:05
I agree, this shitstain should be in a cage. Strapped to his bunk ass up with a large homosexual fellow named bubba that has a cock like a horse and hasn't had any sex in a year or so. I'll even chip in for the lube. Either that or shove a stick of TNT up his ass and detonate it.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:22
I had to take a driving test ( aced it  ) I had to prove I could shoot my gun before I was allowed a concealed carry permit. I had to take finals for all my schooling . ( should have spelled it "skooling" just to make a few haters feel good ) Had tests before I could rise in rank while in the military ( except for one field promotion , long story ). But never a parenting test. Maybe that should be looked into.
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:54
The problem here, is that men are born with penises. You should have to earn your penis. You should have to pass tests.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 15:04
Now, would there be different tests for homos and heteros, ear? Urinary tests? Ejaculatory tests? Load volume capacities? I trust a female would be in charge of administering these tests...
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:06
One of the girls told an investigator for the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services that her father locks them up because 'he does a very dangerous job'... The father has admitted locking up both his daughters in the cage while he worked collecting trash and scrap metal because he had no one to baby-sit for the children, ages 2 and 5, officials said. ***** Yeah, because this job is SO important...  I'm with the others that suggested a "parenting license". Guys like this would never be allowed to procreate, but then who's gonna dig the ditches for us?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:16
They have good testing program for those couples looking to adopt children. Programs, of course vary, but I've always wondered why we couldn't make the process mandatory for all. At least have SOMETHING other that a uterus or a dick to qualify you. Examples, you have to prove you Financial ability to care for the child. Housing, education levels, and your own mental health are all carefully vetted before you are "Allowed" to adopt a baby. After that, home visits, to "monitor" you for up to a year later. Makes sense if it weren't fer the fascism,. ;)
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:37
Nograce: I LOL want TO has a CHILD Off. 1: You must be kidding! [...] long discussion ensues [...] Off. 1: No is no! Nograce: I is wantz child!  I IS wantz chILD! LOL Off. 2: Give him a n!gger and he'll leave us alone. Off. 1: Good thinking.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:43
Oh, sorry, pee pee. You would never be trusted with a living, breathing person.. No fucking way. LOL Responsible care giver officials would never accept anything like you. You have no qualifications other that yer dick. Any even that is a pretty small one.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:52
Who says I want one of those ugly little crying buggers? And how in hell would you know about my dick size, nograce? You're as stoopid as it gets. Fucknut.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:58
This *sperm donor* kept his daughters locked in a cage in his truck and was arrested this past Monday yet there is no mention in the article about these kids being left in a vehicle during the hot weather. (I'm sure this tool had the A.C. running in his truck while he *worked*) They should throw the damn book at him then shove it up his ass and finally slam the book shut on his genitalia.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:02
"After receiving an especially bloody beating at the hands of her husband Ike, Tina Turner sneaks out of the Dallas hotel they're staying at while he is asleep. She walks away from their 16-year relationship with only 36 cents in her pocket. " What the fuck ever. Is it only me that realized the convenience of a 'strong, black woman' in the 70's and 80's? Am I the only one who realized how fabricated it all is? Think of it like this... you know how music execs and producers just 'create' bands that sing the songs they write to the music they write? How they're really not talented... they're just an act? Guess what!? It's not something new, dipshit!
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:16
From: thesickthsense [iseewhitepeople!] Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:02 "After receiving an especially bloody beating at the hands of her husband Ike, Tina Turner sneaks out of the Dallas hotel they're staying at while he is asleep. She walks away from their 16-year relationship with only 36 cents in her pocket. " What the fuck ever. Is it only me that realized the convenience of a 'strong, black woman' in the 70's and 80's? Am I the only one who realized how fabricated it all is? Think of it like this... you know how music execs and producers just 'create' bands that sing the songs they write to the music they write? How they're really not talented... they're just an act? Guess what!? It's not something new, dipshit! ----------------------- Way to stay on topic. Rant on, white boy, rant on....your aneurysm awaits.
From: thesickthsense
[iseewhitepeople!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:24
Shut up ya fucking dumbass. It's the FFA, always has been. A quick glance shows that maybe 10 of the 32 comments are on-topic. Yet... only mine rubs your fat ass the wrong way? Just shut your second coal burner you ignorant cunt.
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:25
I am celebrating the birthday, tss. Just because your Mother who gave birth to you has cancer, diabeates, bad breath, warts, baldness, cankersores and a raging yeast infection doesn't mean you don't love her and wish her a happy birthday on her birthday.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:36
Is it on a 4th of July that they started or finished producing the movie "independence day"? And why do you celebrate that?
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:36
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE] Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:25 I am celebrating the birthday, tss. Just because your Mother who gave birth to you has cancer, diabeates, bad breath, warts, baldness, cankersores and a raging yeast infection doesn't mean you don't love her and wish her a happy birthday on her birthday. ---  "I'd just like to say I'm sailing with the Rock and I'll be back like Independence Day with Jesus, June 6, like the movie, big mothership and all. I'll be back,"
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:40
From: pontius Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:36 Is it on a 4th of July that they started or finished producing the movie "independence day"? And why do you celebrate that? **************** Good question.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:41
MPD-boy, it's not the FFA until post 50. Except for Warsong wishing us all a happy 4th, all the other posts were on topic. Seriously, we all get that you hate anyone but white men and submissive white women who'd be willing to fuck you.....we get it....you could move on and mention SOMEthing else from time to time. BTW, you seem overly crunchy this evening.....did your "family" abandon you for fun and frolic elsewhere? Or are you just bitter because you are spending yet another holiday alone and unwanted?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:51
I found a clip of 'BaltimorePD'.  "Angry baltimore cop yells at and attacks 14 year old kid". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQf7z-nXr88
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:57
Euuuhh pee pee.. I never said I know yer dick size.. But you do say it is small, though, don't cha? sorry re yer too, boy, I guess my choice of pee pee fer yer name was "right on!" , huh? .. Euuuuuuuhh! :(
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:00
Its true ciaochowbella that he only likes White women who will fuck him which I am sure there aren't too many except the fat ugly cows on here who can't meet real White men anyways. He will pay one day for his disrespect. That still doesn't make it okay for you to fuck subhumans but as long as you don't have mongrel babys then I can live with it.
From: pontiuis
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:09
NoGrace you tard, stop calling me Pee-Pee and check out my Youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1_SA9yVt4w
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:19
Since today is rather slow, I'm declaring an official FFA before 50 posts. Just got done watching Videodrome. Been about 25 years or so since I last saw it. Weird shit that one. Forgot that Debbi Harry was in it. Nice nips on her. I am hearing a few fireworks, but since it's rainy, I'm not going out to see any. I did however have a couple grilled burgers, fries and baked beans. Best part of watching Videodrome ( other than seeing it again ) was I conned the wife outta watching "The Music Man" with Robert Preston, LOL.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:32
Not one for schmaltzy musicals Goyle? I can't really blame ya, right now I'm about halfway through a DVD of the first season of "The Shield", and I gotta say its a pretty fucking good show. Still can't believe this was on broadcast tv, all the shit they got past the FCC. Unless they're planning on pulling what they did with "NYPD Blue" and wait half a decade to do something about it...
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:39
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE] Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:25 I am celebrating the birthday, tss. Just because your Mother who gave birth to you has cancer, diabeates, bad breath, warts, baldness, cankersores and a raging yeast infection doesn't mean you don't love her and wish her a happy birthday on her birthday. ********************************************************** WTF?? there is so much shit wrong with this post that i don't even know where to begin. the only good thing i can say is that it looks like you've found the spell checker and actually used it.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:44
No Hippity, I've seen that one before, and that was enough. Videodrome is more my style. I've always been much happier with the weird shit. Guess that's why I come here. Scary part was I recognized the Beta Max tape cassettes when they showed them., LOL. I used to have one, and a couple hundred tapes I'd made. I was pissed when VHS won the format wars.
From: countjulianredux [Comes Julian=Count Julian]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:47
I am celebrating the birthday, tss. Just because your Mother who gave birth to you has cancer, diabeates, bad breath, warts, baldness, cankersores and a raging yeast infection doesn't mean you don't love her and wish her a happy birthday on her birthday. ------------- So duder completely deletes the troll mocking this racist sack of shit, but leaves the actual he-bitch his/her miserable little account? Whatever. If this isn't trolling, nothing is. Even if this shit is serious. "Subhumans", warsong you are such a fucking little bitch and a retard to boot, why don't you improve the "white" genepool you claim to love so much and kill yourself, or at the very least sterilize yourself. This goddamned country doesn't need any more stupid trailer trash wiglets running around voting to rescind NAFTA and kick out all of the brown skinned people.
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 20:14
"brown skinned people" Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I guess you're a vanilla face then my nigga. 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 20:22
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 4-Jul-2008 12:44 Happy Fourth, Folks A good time to make sure we remember what we're about.  And Thomas Paine to help us remember: "When it shall be said in any country in the world, my poor are happy; neither ignorance nor distress is to be found among them; my jails are empty of prisoners; my streets of beggars; the aged are not in want; the taxes are not oppressive ... When these things can be said, then may that country boasts its constitution and its government". .
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 20:35
Requiring a test to be a parent is kind of like requiring a test to be voter- it seems like a good idea, but who gets to create and administer this test and who gets to decide the criteria to pass it?
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 20:43
If Thomas Paine could have a look at the today's stats he'd rephrase his little "reminder" http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_pri_per_cap-crime-prisoners-per-capita Neither the top nor the bottom of the list is looking good.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 21:01
All the above conditions must be satisfied, Pontius. At this moment no one nation qualifies across the board. A measure of how "civilized" we all are. Tom Paine's point is valid when taken in its entirety. .
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 21:16
Let's deconstruct: "When it shall be said in any country in the world," Utopia is just around the corner. "my poor are happy; neither ignorance nor distress is to be found among them;" How can the poor be happy? "Oh, I can't afford food, clothing or medical care. But don't worry, be happy." Forgot about that option. "my jails are empty of prisoners;" Commented "my streets of beggars; the aged are not in want;" Valid point. You could legalize and apply assisted suicide, no matter if these people asked for it or not. "the taxes are not oppressive ... " The only non-oppressive tax is no tax. "When these things can be said, then may that country boasts its constitution and its government" Yeah well, we're almost there, aren't we. Almost "civilized", as you said, hehe.
From: chalky1962
[huh]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 21:18
was gonna leave a glib comment but i see all the best glibs are gone remmember choker chains not proper fer animals but just fine for people
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:14
We also have to get away from the idea that anyone with an ovary is austomatically the best person to be be a parent. Saw an arguement once that spoke of creating a sperm bank and collecting sample over every boy when he reaches puberty, (imagine that job description), after the boy is sterilised. When somebody wishes to be a parent, they make an application and if sucessful, the sperm is issued and artifically inseminated. To make this equal though, we woudl have to harvest eggs and seterile the girls as well otherwise one tricky buggar could do a lot of harm. Have to be careful though. One power failure could loose a generation
From: whorebones [extremely sexually excited retarded man and sperm child sidekick]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:42
Warsong hugs and loves the black man. And if a house be divided against itself, that house cannot stand. Mark chapter 3, verse 25
From: pontius
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:51
What a fabulously thought through concept, kermit. We could also follow the Romanian school of ball chipping; an idea derived from global culinary traditions applied to the procreation of humanity. As for the problematics of handling ovaries, we have yet another proven Romanian concept at disposal: the lectures of Vlad the Impaler will come in handy, if you want to know more.
From: wartsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:54
So many of you have gay names anyways
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:41
From: scarfface [Schmutamongus] Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:16 Did you know thar wartsong spelled sideways is rat's wong? -------------- You mean if you scramble the letters? I tried to look at it sideways, and it didn't work out that way.
From: abyss
Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:41
Could be that the origin of man originated from the Chinese/Tibetan area. Just a thought. There is no such thing as a pure race warsong. Actually I am wrong, we are humans not animals. Only in that analogy is there a pure race. Distinction. A human is a human. A monkey is a monkey. I don’t believe in evolution. History is a lie. Anybody who has bothered to dig a little would know that. With your analogy spun sideways would mean that ‘ONLY’ beings that have an IQ over 200, would be allowed to live. Hell why do we want retards in our society? If you can’t build a spacecraft, cook a 9 course meal on the side, fix the car and do the daily chores in half the time, then what use are you to mankind? Fuck pure race, Intelligence ALWAYS wins!
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:47
Funny enough, over here the cricket players cuse a plastic cup called a box to protect thier private parts. (Cricket involves throwing a hard leather overed ball at 100 mph at close range from a running start at a guy with only a stick to protect himself). Female cricketers use something similar called a "manhole cover". As scuh I could see there could be quite a market in those
From: abyss
Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:52
Hey all BTW, Just thinking, we have think tanks right? Why are we not using this to our advantage? Every single fuckin problem in life bar the human stupidity would be solved. All homed, all fed, self satisfied whole people. But hell this is almost as good.
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 23:56
Actually that idea pontius came gfrom a radical feminist site I came across once They saw mens ability to get women preganant as the greatest threat to thier health and fimacial and educational sucess in life. The best way to achieve equality was to remove that power. I suppose they are right, the smartest chick in the wolrd can have her life chances rapidly reduced by one chance encounter with the dumbest guy when she is 16 and has silly putty for a brain like most teenagers. But like some common sense ideas, its real stupid
From: abyss
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:02
 Kermy, man has been replaced by science. Save for the woman, who actually like our company, we are extinct.
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:12
Not quite yet They still need the sperm genrators until they can clone using an adult cell. Then we are in trouble. Mind you though, we sould also be working on articfical wombs and eiminate the need for women. (except to find the missing socks) and oh what a gay world it will be
From: abyss
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:17
 What’s the old statement Pontius, give them enough time? Kermy, women can have the place. If I couldn’t fuck, then fuck it. DS, If I was in America, I would be partying my ass off.
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:26
From: kermie62 [steven] Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:12 Then we are in trouble. Mind you though, we sould also be working on articfical wombs and eiminate the need for women. (except to find the missing socks) --- That's why god invented 'wank socks'.
From: abyss
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:34
 “I'm scared to step off the front porch.” After reading about your cops, yeah I think, I would be inside too. Rather read the news, then be the news. I would love to see the fireworks though!
From: warsong [ARYAN PRIDE]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:51
I don't understand why you guys are attacking me even if I am not being raciest. I have tried to do better spelling and so I used the spell checker all the time now. I already said I am dyslexic and I am tired of apologizing for it. I was just explaining to tss why it is ok to celebrate the 4th of July even if the country has a lot of problems. It is ok to love your country and love your race! black people and orientals and gays are always coming here and saying how proud they are but if you are White and say the same thing then you get attacked! I never said I hated other races I only think that there should not be any mixing of the races, and I know most White people instinctively know this because unless they have been hurt by a White person they naturally perfer to be with a White. There is nothing wrong with that!! So all of you liberals stop lecturing me about it if I didn't bring it up I am just trying to be nice and wish everyone a happy holiday and I was trying hard not to be raciest! This is free speech and you should be glad that I am sharing my deepest thoughts with you. Anyway I got awoken up by a firecracker and now I am tired again so GOOD NIGHT!
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:58
Some people prefer to celebrate the 20th of April. They're normally bold and attract cops like shit attracts flies. Hi DS.
From: phuck [and the horse you rode in on]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:59
*racist 10 letters, omfg
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 01:04
From: pontius Date: 5-Jul-2008 00:58 Some people prefer to celebrate the 20th of April. They're normally bold and attract cops like shit attracts flies. ------------ Ha, that is like the people that adorn their cars with Grateful Dead dancing bears and "Legalize Pot" bumper stickers. They may as well add a bumper sticker that says, "I am carrying weed".
From: cracker666
[honkey Infidel]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 01:12
An old guy went to his doctor and said, "Doc, I think my wife is dead!" The doctor exclaimed, "What do you mean you think your wife is dead?! Either she is or she isn't! I don't understand." The old guy said, "Well, the sex is the same but the laundry's piling up."
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 01:18
An old gal went to her doctor and said, "Doc, I think my husband is dead!" The doctor exclaimed, "What do you mean you think your husband is dead?! Either he is or he isn't! I don't understand." The old gal said, "Well, the sex is different - his dick is stiff." -------- Hahaha, I just made that up.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 01:37
A man is driving along in his car when he suddenly gets pulled over by the police, the man pokes his head out of the window and says "what seems to be the problem officer?" the cop looks bluntly at him and says "are you aware that a woman fell out of your car about 2 minutes ago?" the man let out a sigh "thank fuck for that i thought i had gone deaf!" Ha. Ha. Ha.
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 02:37
Man picks up the phone, its the family doctor on the line Satys "listen mate, sorry but we mixed up your wifes test results, shes either got Alzheimers or AIDS". Guy says, Shit what should I do about that Doctor says, Well send her to the shops and if she comes back DONT FUCK HER
From: whorebones [extremely sexually excited retarded man and sperm child sidekick]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 04:58
Psalm 127:2 It is vain for you to rise up early, to sit up late, to eat the bread of sorrows: for so he giveth his beloved sleep.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 06:49
Remember boy that your forefather's died Lost in millions for a country's pride Never mention the trenches of Belgium When they stopped fighting and they were one A spirit stronger than war was at work that night December 1914 cold, clear and bright Countries' borders were right out of sight They joined together and decided not to fight All together now, all together now All together now in no man's land (together) All together now (all together), all together now (all together) All together now (together, together) In no man's land (together, together) The same old story again All those tears shed in vain Nothing learnt and nothing gained Only hope remains All together now, all together now All together now in no man's land (together) All together now (all together), all together now (all together) All together now in no man's land (together) All together now (all together now), all together now (all together now) All together now (together, together) In no man's land (together, together) The boys had their say, they said no (all together now) Stop the slaughter, let's go home Let's go, let's go (all together now) Let's go (all together now), let's go home All together now (together, together) In no man's land (together, together) All together now (all together now), all together now (all together) All together now (together, together) In no man's land (together, together
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 06:55
RF, you o.k.? You never tripped to that movie, did you? Good times. http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=5205299
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 07:00
Of course i am not ok maiden I spend my waking hours dealing with the death and destruction of people then in my off time i come here and read about even more death and destruction then i chat with my peeps here about various and sundry atrocities it is a fulfilling life is it not?
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 07:05
"If you should go skating On the thin ice of modern life Dragging behind you the silent reproach Of a million tear-stained eyes Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice Appears under your feet. You slip out of your depth and out of your mind With your fear flowing out behind you As you claw the thin ice."
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 07:18
Rotten theme: So ya Thought ya Might like to Go to the show. To feel that warm thrill of confusion, That space cadet glow. I've got some bad news for you sunshine, Pink isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel And they sent us along as a surrogate band We're gonna find out where you folks really stand. Are there any queers in the theater tonight? Get them up against the wall! There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me, Get him up against the wall! That one looks Jewish! And that one's a coon! Who let all of this riff-raff into the room? There's one smoking a joint, And another with spots! If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 07:33
"To be, or not to be--that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep-- No more--and by a sleep to say we end The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep-- To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub, For in that sleep of death what dreams may come When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause. There's the respect That makes calamity of so long life. For who would bear the whips and scorns of time, Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely The pangs of despised love, the law's delay, The insolence of office, and the spurns That patient merit of th' unworthy takes, When he himself might his quietus make With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear, To grunt and sweat under a weary life, But that the dread of something after death, The undiscovered country, from whose bourn No traveller returns, puzzles the will, And makes us rather bear those ills we have Than fly to others that we know not of? Thus conscience does make cowards of us all, And thus the native hue of resolution Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought, And enterprise of great pitch and moment With this regard their currents turn awry And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now, The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons Be all my sins remembered. "
From: kermie62
[steven]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 08:31
hi RF Hi maiden Sounds like U doing some heavy shit man But diont let it get too much to ya At least ure mking a change in the world rather than filling someone elses pockets
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 08:48
of course i do, munchausen. she is an intelligent, attractive woman with a great personality. you, on the other hand, are a hypocritical, retarded, fat, skank. you condemn someone for "emailing married men" and then send flirtatious posts to several men here.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 09:09
I'm watching "10,000 B.C." - not easy to get through 10 minutes straight without falling asleep. And not really my cup o' tea either.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 09:18
i remember trying to make through 10 minutes of that movie. then i remembered i had just painted the bathroom, so i watched the paint dry instead.
From: maidenmaiden
[whatever]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 09:53
Sorry Kermie! Hi. FU- Retarded? Retarded is saying someone hurts their own child, just to be an ass. Or buying the crap of someone who posts about their vast wealth every other post. I'm overly skinny. Honey knows who I am here, all I ever do is joke. Aulduron is different... ( ) Been with the same guy since your first pube, I bet. Piss off. Tacos are almost here. Late again!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:25
Who's up for some lame poetry? I know I am! Big Boy came Carrying a mermaid On his shoulders And the mermaid Had her tail Curved Beneath his arm. Being a fisher boy, He’d found a fish To carry— Half fish, Half girl To marry. -Langston Hughes. He was a darkie, y'know.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:54
You guys can calm down now. We're the 6th of July here, so there is no more 4th of July in any corner of the world. Gotta wait another year again to get all patriotic. Hey Kermit, Stfu. Just finished that, em, "movie". Sets, locations and CGI: 4.85 / 5 Story: -12,768 / 5
From: y0usuck [Cheese Cake]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:59
What happens when a person fails and is unable to obtain these magical parenting licenses? Sterilization? Forced abortion? What if they stay under the radar and birth anyway? Kill their newborns like China? Sweet.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:10
Langston Hughes was more than a gay darkie; he was part of one of the most active literary movements of the U.S.A.: Tne Harlem Renaissance. So was one of my fav writers: Angelica Weld Grimke. Upon being asked by a smartass reporter if he could improvise a poem on the spot, Langston replied: "I wish the rent Was Heaven sent". My fav poem of his: "Death in Harlem" that follows a jazz line all the way through. Thanks for bringing him up, Stud.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:21
>>>What happens when a person fails and is unable to obtain these magical parenting licenses? Sterilization? Forced abortion? What if they stay under the radar and birth anyway? Kill their newborns like China? Sweet.<<< Their child is taken and given to someone deemed worthy. I can't believe Ray Bradbury or George Orwell never came up with this.
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:27
Langston Hughes was also a homosexual and hailed from Joplin, Missouri. God Bless Leona Helmsley. I bought beets, walla walla sweet onions, cilantro, flat leaf parsley, and Hood strawberries at the farmer's market this morning. Later I'll drive out to the local buffalo ranch and buy some bison steaks and hamburger. Avoiding the grocery store and the salmonella and e-coli and whatever's next is my goal.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:59
I bought mineral water, condoms, tomatoes, toilet paper and milk. Anybody else with an interesting shopping list?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:02
Petone, I love his work. The Harlem Renaissance was such a turning point when the US started to look at itself as a source for Art rather than just copy Europe. Just not mentioned much in schools (Gee, I wonder why). I've a picture of Grimke on my wall. I wish I had met her. Besides all the literature. here's a big big hug (mmm) from the Greenie With love.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:31
I have the entire collection of Highlights and a poster of an adorable kitten desperately clinging to a tree branch, with the caption "Hang in there", on my living room wall.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:40
From: stfu [yeah, it's me] Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:32 sandy just doesnt get it. ------------------------ Yeah, I got good taste in music. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_R2p23yx8
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:44
Time to look at animal pictures with my son , but first I gotta say, I can snatch a bat out of the air with my bare hand after 2 six packs. Booyah!
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:44
Thanks for not responding to my post. I hate when people do that. Interupts the creative flow. But I will answer anyhow... Not much,  Just standing around.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:46
"The Harlem Renaissance was such a turning point when the US started to look at itself as a source for Art rather than just copy Europe. " Ahahhahahhahhahhaa ah ahhha ha ! Written, I note, in English rather than Navajo.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:49
Now, it's just my opinion mind and I am a bit of a cranky old buzzard but I don't really think America has produced ANY "culture" of lasting worth. Oversentimentalised art and film, cod "humourous" jewish based literature ( a kvetch a minute) and crude "rhythm of the junglies" type music. That's not to say I don't like it. Just that I don't think it is up to snuff and won't be remembered in 100 years time. Only "Friends" will outlast me.
From: batty
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:51
From: ikthool [ikthool] Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:44 Time to look at animal pictures with my son , but first I gotta say, I can snatch a bat out of the air with my bare hand after 2 six packs. Booyah! --------------------- Noooooooooooooo!  
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:52
Now, I hope you all had a love 4th of July and didn't eat too much turkey or whatever it is you do. My government has empowered me to ask for reperations in regard to the illegal annexation of the 13 states. Let's see it's 233 years now. Let's be generous and call it $10,000,000 per state/year. So that would be $2,330,000,000 + interest. I can accept cash.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:03
Norace, if you think this forum in any way represents a valuable contribution to the cultural advancement of humanity you are in desperate need of either psychiatric help or more booze. The latter is the cheaper option.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:06
"And duder ain't no fucking limey." My dear boy, do you not understand what the 4th of July actually means ? You are all, culturally, "limeys". July 4th 1776 saw one group of Englishmen squabbling with another over the actions of a German king. Your whole nation is founded in "limeytude". We are the sperm, you are the fat, ugly, bawling baby.
From: stfu
[yeah, it's me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:10
theres no "limey" in my blood, pube. and i would posit that the same holds true for the vast majority of the population of the USA.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:11
To whit, forsooth, the signators of the Declaration of Independence. Whither the Rosenburgs, the Polanskis and the Ngs ? Why not a one to be seen. Only ( one or two Scots exceptions aside) a whole cavalcade of "limeys". Damn them. Truth can be SO inconvienient sometimes can't it. John Adams Samuel Adams Josiah Bartlett Carter Braxton Charles Carroll Samuel Chase Abraham Clark George Clymer William Ellery William Floyd Benjamin Franklin Elbridge Gerry Button Gwinnett - Welsh ? Lyman Hall John Hancock Benjamin Harrison John Hart Joseph Hewes Thomas Heyward, Jr. William Hooper Stephen Hopkins Francis Hopkinson Samuel Huntington Thomas Jefferson Francis Lightfoot Lee Richard Henry Lee Francis Lewis Philip Livingston Thomas Lynch, Jr. - Irish ? Thomas McKean - Scot Arthur Middleton Lewis Morris Robert Morris John Morton Thomas Nelson, Jr. William Paca - God knows, probabl spelt it wrong, "Packer" ? Robert Treat Paine John Penn George Read Caesar Rodney George Ross - Scot Benjamin Rush Edward Rutledge Roger Sherman James Smith Richard Stockton Thomas Stone George Taylor Matthew Thornton George Walton William Whipple - aka Willy Nipples William Williams James Wilson John Witherspoon Oliver Wolcott George Wythe
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:14
stfu. Hence, no doubt, your inability to undestand the language. I never said you all had "lime" flavoured blood, I said "culturally" you are "limeys". You whole system of government and law is devised from the limey blueprint. You may have noticed that quite a few of you actually speak a form of "english" to. All this stuff about the "bloody British" is pure revolutionary propoganda. We are quite nice really, you know.
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:22
Pleasuring Reggsy requires 1 tongue, 2 arms & 4 fingers So as 2 lick her slitulars whilst twiddling her nippulars
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:24
I think The Pube hit the nail on the head when he mentioned the 1 or 2 Scots thing... Quite amazing what a couple of naked screaming banshees, accompanied by bagpipes can do... (I mean't a couple of thousand)
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:25
And now, the signators of the Declartion of Independence as imagined by Americans today. Cleveland Adams Syreetah-jade Adams Morty Bartletstein Helena Goya Seanus O'Carroll Samuel N'Chaso Pocohontas Clark George Pudasky Wilhelm Elleritsch Pretty Boy Floyd Benjamin Bunny Eldridge Cleaver Red Buttons- Gwinnett - Welsh ? Lyman Moskovitch Giovanni Hancockio Benjamin Mc'Harrison Joe Hartz Joseph Goebbels Thomas Finkelstein, Jr. William Wong Red Cloud Hopkins Franciso Velasquez-Montaya Samantha Huntington Thomas O'Jefferson Francis Lightfart Lee Lee Won Gok Jerry Lewis Philipa Livingston Billy-Bob Lynch, Jr. - Irish ? Angus McKean - Scot Arthur Schwartzenegger Horace Morris Boris Morris Rocket Morton Nelson Rogers, Jr. Waca Paca - God knows, probabl spelt it wrong, "Packer" ? Chlamydia Paine Hugh Pennis George Nggobongo Caesar Calamari George Ross - Scot Benjamin Zefferelli Edward Scizzorhandz Roger Corman Anna-Nicole Smith Fozton Stockton Jackson Browne George Foreman Big Mamma Thornton Grandpa Walton Willy Nipples William "Billy" Williams James Mason John Doe Oliver Hardy Abraham Von Putschendorfer III
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:29
Unfortunatley the Scots are cancerous for other countries. Well, the lowland Scots anyhow. They are responsible for the imminent destruction of England. The are sneaky, miserable bastards. The Highlanders are fine though. Especially my clan, the McBuggers.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:31
>>>Your whole nation is founded in "limeytude". We are the sperm, you are the fat, ugly, bawling baby. <<< Git once again illustrates exactly why the US can't give Britain independence. It would turn out exactly like what happened when Zimbabwe was given autonomy. Some people are just not fit to rule themselves.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:32
The pube.. Yer right, perhaps.. But the question then becomes.. You keep posting here. However, you are right about one thing, Pube.. you bloody british bastard.. One of yer guys, willie shake spear , i think, said it best.. hypocrisy is in the eye of the beholder. Goddamn Pretentious English fapper.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:34
"But the question then becomes.. You keep posting here" I ain't here for the culture, baby. I'm here fer yer wimmen ! Not the big fat hairy ugly ones though ( sorry DS) you can keep them.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:40
Gad, it's like talking to a bunch of retarded pakistanis sometimes. What I am saying is that you shouldn't get all excited about ephemeral crap like the "Harlem Renaissance". It will not last. Who today remembers Erewhon or the Roaring Girl ? Me but probably not many others. Whither the American Shakespeare ? Prince ? I don't think so. In 100 years no one will remember Leroy Baines but they will still be reading Shakespeare and saying "What the hell is that supposed to me" but in Spanish.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:40
From: pontius Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:59 I bought mineral water, condoms, tomatoes, toilet paper and milk. Anybody else with an interesting shopping list? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ We got some of that junk you use with a cesspool for the cabin , another chainsaw , another bird feeder ( blown glass , nice looking ) a tune up kit for the back up generator , light bulbs ( they burn up fast up there , near Taos , power surges)a doggy/kiddy gate for the new dog , and a tarp. Pretty damn boring. We grow our own veggies and herbs year round , fruits we still buy , except for plums and peaches. And a question for dog owners. Can dogs eat plums , or is that on the "no no" list? Everyone had a good 4th? ( I hope ) Mine was OK , plans changed at the last minute , but still fun. Lot of friends , lots of family.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:44
The Irish and Catholic Scots are congential liars. They are the muslims of the day, always trying to blame others for their own inadequacies bought about by their adherence to the papist religion.
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:44
nograce, you vacuous fuck. There is so much goddamn air in your head, you can make a better living poking a hole through your head and filling up balloons, rather than be a nurse. pube, who spilled the beans that I was fat and hairy? I need names. Hi, eveyone else.
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:49
"pube, who spilled the beans that I was fat and hairy? I need names." DS, you are American and over 25, I don't need to be Sherlock Holmes. Those Hostess Twinkies have to go somewhere.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:51
And Grandma Norace (God Rest her Soul) Is proven right, over and over again.. Hey, IK.. nice post, babe. ;) as I meet and greet more and more obviously ignorant and drunken Irishmen, not to mention.. soddy, discouraged and greasy English folks. Thanks, again.. IK.. Fer reminding me how wise Granny Norace truely was(sniff)
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:51
We all wear togas, and based our legal and governmental systems on Roman and Greek models. English is merely a conglomeration of island and Saxon dialects, civilized by the import of Latin, and later by the French language contributed by the Normands. Perfidious Albion, however, still lives in its past "glories" while being invaded by the ghosts from that Empire over which the sun never used to set. Now the sun setting over the yardarm is the only meaningful one, as it signals the time for another swig pf gin to dull the pain of having conceal their unclean dogs for fear of offending their erst subjects. I'm afraid the Lion needs dentures.
From: pontius
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:59
A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh A weema-weh A-weema-weh A-weema weh A-weema-weh A-weema-weh In the jungle, the mighty jungle The lion sleeps tonight In the jungle, the quiet jungle The lion sleeps tonight.
From: ikthool
[ikthool]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:59
>>>An Irish-American calling the Scots "loud mouthed drunks " ! I may have to frame that one. <<< Merry Christmas Git, that was meant for you to have.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 14:04
Hi ds.. Happy 5th of July! How are ya? The norace Family is fine, thank you too. I got the day off! You, know yer last comment to me about air? Funny you should mention that.. :0 Did you know you sound just like the methane/nitro/helium66 escaping from a leaky.. Mechno Pneumatic Tubular Ring, according to my Alien friends? They say it sounds like a goat screeching with the anal probe set on mezz 7233.. Go figure, huh?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 5-Jul-2008 14:11
I think I'll go projectile vomiting down the stairs. Or maybe off the balcony at passersby.
From: ralph
[R]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 14:14
D.S. is a mental magnet. Your fault. I have been busy launching my new internet catalogue... Shall soon send you freebies... Soiled Workmans Pants. Whatever I have sent two pairs in the mail, the workaday model, and our select weekend addition boxers.
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