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Just A Little Off The Top Please
Adevarul | Submitted by: dw573
"The magistrates of Bucharest court law decided today that the doctor Naum Ciomu, joint with Panduri Hospital from the capital, must pay 500.000 euro, moral damages, after what the doctor cut in three pieces the penis of a patient, during a routine operation... Both the injured part and doctor Ciomu were disgruntled at the instance' solution and they appealed."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:09
While I realize that the penis and testes are in very close proximity, how does one "accidentally" remove the wrong bit? They don't look much alike. Did his dick just slide into the path of the oncoming scalpel? WTF?
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:31
gargoyle, i think this happened in some wierd poorish country. (i was going to submit this story myself, but didn't b/c i was pissy that my last one wasn't posted). ANYWAY, being as it was a poorish country (i assume), maybe the medical supplies were not the best. maybe said penis / testies were being operated on with say, a jigsaw. those suckers got kick when they hit a snag!! OOPS! partially severed penis. it wasn't indicated in the article i read why a 33 yr old was having dick surgery anyway. was he getting a vasectomy? there are few medical procedures that require the opening of the ballsack. curious minds want to know.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:41
Yep OL, had a vasectomy years ago, it's actually a small incisions just either side of the penis, up on the pubic mound, not the sack. Still, makes me wonder if Doctor Whackitoff was pissed at his patient and was getting revenge or what?
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:51
really? they went in fron above, not below? why the need to have some bury woman shave the boys then? my cousin just had one, and he said it was 2 little incisions below, they went in, cut stuff, tied stuff, sewed everything up. he was awake for the whole thing. is my perception of the vas deferens location totally skewed?
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:53
wow, i'm a terrible speller today. my apologies. spell checker didn't catch them either. didn't recognize "vas deferens" either. wanted me to type stuff like "vase".
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 15:01
OL, yep, the vas go up, in front of the pubic bone and around it. Dunno why they'd shave the balls.  They cut mine right up front there, where it says pubic bone on the piccy. 2 rather short cuts, 3 stitches each.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 15:11
garg -- very informative, and complete with reference pic. thank you.  i suppose this makes more sense as opposed to cutting by the balls. the vas deferens kinda is a bungee cord for the testes. cutting there would make them jostle around and make them free range balls. no anchors.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 15:15
severed penis guy might not be able to have sex ever again. but, on the bright side, since drs took muscle from his arm to "reconstruct" his member, with a little practice, and a lot of training, he may be able to do some wicked bicep curls with his penis. (c'mon, guy's gotta have something to look forward to in order to impress the ladies).
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 15:36
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 4-Jul-2008 15:15 severed penis guy might not be able to have sex ever again. but, on the bright side, since drs took muscle from his arm to "reconstruct" his member, with a little practice, and a lot of training, he may be able to do some wicked bicep curls with his penis. (c'mon, guy's gotta have something to look forward to in order to impress the ladies). --- Just think how much fun he can have attaching flashlights, foregrips, and sights to his new modular penis. 
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 16:08
HaHa!! Doctorul Naum Ciomu will see you now:  And, we finally have an answer to the age-old question: "What's a Romanian penis worth, anyway?"  http://www.click.ro/Special/sotia-lui-jiga-vrea-divort-de-comun-acord
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 16:20
"Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper. "Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital." http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=33257&in_page_id=2
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 16:37
Benihana of Bucharest? http://www.benihana.com/locator_detail.asp?id=124 
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:08
Thank you, Pakul, for that link to a more informative article. ******************** A Romanian court has now awarded Radonescu £20,000 costs – to pay for the operation to rebuild his ruined penis using tissue from his arm – as well as 100,000 pounds in damages. The medical costs will be paid by the hospital's insurer, but doctors' unions have criticised the decision that the money for the damages has to be paid by the doctor......'Doctors in Romanian earn too little to be able to pay amounts like this. As a result it will be entirely fair if they only accept cases where they cannot make mistakes. ----------------------- The doctor deliberately, whilst having a tantrum, cut off an unconscious man's penis then chopped it into pieces. This was no "mistake". It wasn't a slip of the scalpel. It was a hissy fit gone awry. They've taken the doctor's license and are making him pay damages. Doesn't seem quite enough to me. I say chop his dick off--sans anesthesia.
From: fescue
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:08
Shouldn't this be one of those "eye-for-an-eye" sorts of cases? Also, there's something about vasectomies I've always wondered. If the tubes are cut and no sperm is included in the ejaculate, is the semen still white? On behalf of Bungmunch, I should probably also ask if vasectomies reduce load volumes but I'll leave that question to him.
From: tetheredgoat
[tetheredgoat]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:21
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 4-Jul-2008 15:58 i bet he'll be really happy if he ever gets enough skill to use brass knuckles!! --- Why would he want to hurt the surgeon: Sometimes a 3 piece modular penis with a gucci range of clip on flashlights & foregrips is just a 3 part modular penis with flaslights...
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:05
Doctor Ciomu lost his right to profess as surgeon, after he cut in three a patient’s penis. **** My question, was this just a poorly translated article, or was that 4th o' July bong rip I took a LOT stronger than I thought? The doc trisected this dude's unit right? That's why no one is ever gonna be within three feet of my junk with anything sharper than a pair of those tard scissors.. 
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:24
Fescue, I'll answer it for you. Yes, the semen is still white and no, the load is mainly produced by the prostate anyhow so it makes little difference in volume. Just no wigglers in that load is all. Well worth it if you ask me. I can screw all I want without leaving any unwanted children around. And, as long as a woman has no diseases to give me, I can do it bareback, so to speak.
From: licketyslit [Cunning Linguist]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:43
Androloma, that is the most painful and disturbing thing I have ever seen posted here, and that is saying quite a bit.
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 20:46
excellent point, mr. gargoyle, but i would NEVER take the chance of decreasing volume even a miniscule amount. so i don't think i want to get fixed, plus i would always walk around feeling a little "congested" if those little bastards were all clogged up in my nads. right DS?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 21:54
bungmunch, no congestion noted. If sperm aren't used in a few days, the body naturally re-absorbs them anyway, so mine just never get out they get recycled. As to volume, not one woman has ever complained that I don't cum enough for them.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 02:05
snip snip, ahhh, meat-rings on a platter, stuffed with rice. Sushi by Lorena.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 09:48
Gentlemen, jizz volume is over-rated. It's not the amount of spew a man produces that is the satisfying part. It's the number of orgasms he can induce. Even if a man produced no cum at all, it would be a thoroughly satisfying fuck if he can make a woman cum until her eyes roll back into her head and she begins speaking in tongues. I do realize there are some women who get off on spunk, but I suspect they are pandering to the male ego for acceptance. Don't even get me started on the taste.....ick.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:16
spooge tastes like warm salt water, it is disgusting. And now I must say I am disappointed with my follow Rotteners. "Doctor Ciomu lost his right to profess as surgeon, after he cut in three a patient’s penis" Please someone more clever than I could come up with some kind of tune or diddy with this line. "After he cut in three a patient's penis.." (fill in next line please)
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:42
Keeping her in orbit for 6-8 hours is the best part. Past friend-girl told me it tasted like Comet cleanser, so I gotta ask, where you want it. & SHE has to smell clean as the Hawaiian surf TOO. Shared showers before and after. Bad hygiene'll slow anyone down. Two healthy people mixing normal germs can create interesting immune failures.
From: mrnatural [MrNatural]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:46
Punchline of an old joke: Doctor: FuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUck you.
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:02
From: gargoyle1 "OL, yep, the vas go up, in front of the pubic bone and around it. Dunno why they'd shave the balls." Easy. It makes the ol' Johnson look bigger.
From: fescue
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:22
Don't even get me started on the taste.....ick. **************** I'm going to have to disagree with you there, Bella. I've found some variability in the way different guys taste. Part of that is inherent to the guys and part of that is dependent on what they've been eating or drinking. If a guy has been drinking coffee or soft drinks, the caffeine will make the cum terribly bitter. There was one consultant I blew once whose cum was so bitter I could barely get to the bathroom before spitting. Other guys taste fine to me. Some are down-right delicious. Garg, thanks for answering my question. It's something I've always wondered. And you're right, assuming no diseases, bareback is really so much nicer. Of course, these days, I'm not sure it's worth the risk since you can't really trust a partner to tell the truth about whether or not they have anything that's catching.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:26
Fescue, not going to argue that different men have different flavors.....true enough. But they all have that underlying spoogey wang and it's repulsive. Add to that the fact jizz has the consistency of loose snot and a taste that lingers forfuckingever and you've got yourself a Trifecta of Disgust that cannot be topped.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:17
1. androlama-you just made me scream AND piss at the same time-kudos, I can watch beheading videos with greater ease than the gif you posted. 2. My dick is worth a fuck of a lot more to me than a lousy 500 grand. Add ten zeros and I still wouldn't call you back.
From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 21:51
Stick a road flare up the former doctor's rectum...
From: evildave [Evil Dave]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 08:26
What probably makes this worse is that it was a cosmetic procedure. The guy didn't like the shape of his huevos, and now he his meat is made of grafted-together bits and pieces, and probably has all the sensitivity and stiffness of a sponge. Other doctors are ticked off because this doctor (who DELIBERATELY chopped up this man's penis) is being forced to personally pay the fine. People are just machines to re-arrange, and any adverse side-effects aren't their problem, even if they go ballistic and make sushi of someone's privates. The doctor also had better lawyers, probably funded by the hospital and his peers who don't like the idea of any 'liability' precedents being established. It begs the question what the rest of these sick fucks think they're going to do that they don't want to pay for.... Creepy, nasty ghouls.
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 10:18
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:26 Fescue, not going to argue that different men have different flavors.....true enough. But they all have that underlying spoogey wang and it's repulsive. Add to that the fact jizz has the consistency of loose snot and a taste that lingers forfuckingever and you've got yourself a Trifecta of Disgust that cannot be topped. ---------------- C'mon, bella. you know you swirl it around your mouth to savor the taste and texture
From: crapola
[Quit_Bitchin]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 11:24
I'm a dick chopper! I'm a dick chopper! Oh everyday; If I don't get my way. I used to work in the OR As a repected surgical doctor, I worked in Bucharest, Now, I'm under arrest. Oh what can I say, I'm a dick chopper! I'm a dick chopper! Oh everyday; If I don't get my way. I admit my act wasn't too deft, But I always wanted to be a chef, To make pies, cakes or a stew But I took way too much off a jew. Oh what can you do? I'm a dick chopper! I'm a dick chopper! Oh everyday; If I don't get my way. (repeat and fade) 
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 11:52
Ciao... I could be wrong, but it may be that your dislike of all things great and spoogey is having a negative impact on your love life. Have you considered immersion therapy?
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 12:04
From: scarfface [Schmutamongus] Date: 6-Jul-2008 11:52 Ciao... I could be wrong, but it may be that your dislike of all things great and spoogey is having a negative impact on your love life. Have you considered immersion therapy? ------ mahh..she's full of shit. i'm sure she gobbles the stuff by the gallon
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 7-Jul-2008 12:55
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul] Date: 4-Jul-2008 16:20 "Surgeon Naum Ciomu, who had been suffering from stress at the time, had been operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper. "Grabbing a scalpel, he sliced off the penis in front of shocked nursing staff, and then placed it on the operating table where he chopped it into small pieces before storming out of the operating theatre at Bucharest hospital." ++++++++ Did the article say what made him so mad? I'm too lazy to read it.
Updated: 7-Jul-2008 13:51
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