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It's The Moon, Over
BBC | Submitted by: stoatlord
"Control room staff also dealt with a stream of unsuitable calls on the 999 number during an "extremely busy period", said a spokesman... They were told a "bright stationary object" was spotted above the unnamed caller's home... The mystery was soon solved, as the exchange between control and an officer at the scene, makes clear."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:19
Someone didn't know what the moon was? It's only been there around 4 billion years or so. Yeah, I don't know what that bright object in the sky is during the day either. Must've been some damned good weed they were smoking there.
From: csi [can't stand idiots]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:32
common sense is not common any more. the idiots are everywhere.
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:55
But... but... it had a MAN in it!
From: greenfuzz [greenfuzz]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 15:39
Androloma, that moon is mesmerizing. Looks more like a Honeydew melon from a horror movie.
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:52
Does this lame-ass idiot report that street lights come on at dusk? Why is he allowed to walk among the living? Brain-dead is dead. Ask Jesse Helms.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:34
So does this mean in twelve hours the guy called back to report a hot glowing object that seemed to rise up out of the ground? Cause if he did, I think I might have a clue for him. 
From: rottengirl [bring on the spankings]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:01
From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:44 What a fucking lunatic! ---- Oh how very droll. And appropriate. lunatic (adj.) c.1290, "affected with periodic insanity, dependent on the changes of the moon," from O.Fr. lunatique "insane," from L. lunaticus "moon-struck," from luna "moon." Cf. O.E. monseoc "lunatic," lit. "moon-sick;" M.H.G. lune "humor, temper, mood, whim, fancy" (Ger. Laune), from L. luna. Cf. also N.T. Gk. seleniazomai "be epileptic," from selene "moon." The noun meaning "lunatic person" is first recorded 1377.
From: dbt66 [Haggis Basher]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 05:17
The Welsh have never been known for their intelligence. Bunch of inbred sheepshaggers that they are.
From: carlton
[chris]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 06:14
Last time I had a Mechno Pneumotublar Ring fuck up , it took pepboys 4 days to get a new one. I swear to GOD , I will fuck all three.
From: diarrheaomelette [with corn]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 06:26
The article wasn't clearly written. I was on that hill with a flashlight shining on my bare ass.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 07:42
Look..over the hill...It's the Moon in the man.
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:28
From: rev [meupnpopmyclutch] Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:52 Does this lame-ass idiot report that street lights come on at dusk? Why is he allowed to walk among the living? - - - - - - - Because unlike the Spartans we are not allowed to throw the unfit off cliffs at birth.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 13:15
Well, that's on earth, carl.. It's a whole lot easier on a late model AV 465 X Starcruiser. As long as you properly monitor pressure and the tendency fer anti quantum buildup resulting in too many silly upsidedown quarks getting too strange.
From: rotteneggs13
[a bakers dozen]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 19:08
From: rottengirl [bring on the spankings] Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:01 From: rotteneggs13 [a bakers dozen] Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:44 What a fucking lunatic! ---- Oh how very droll. And appropriate. -----+-----+----- I was hoping someone would pick up on my word choice. Very good!
From: piscivore [Michael C. Scott]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 20:34
A natural mistake. Probably the first night it wasn't raining in Wales in four billion years. I've heard UFO sightings in southern England spike when the sun comes out in July. In Scotland, nobody knows what the sun looks like, except for some crazy old dude, and he was drunk that year, so nobody believes him.
Updated: 6-Jul-2008 01:39
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