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Man Found In Basement, Covered In BBQ Sauce
WWMT-TV 3 | Submitted by: Bort
"A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.. He told the officers that it was urban camouflage."
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From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:27
He only held him at gunpoint? Pussy, I'd have blown the freak in half, then called the cops. Or had BBQ for tonight. Hey, he's already sauced up
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:57
If he wanted to hide from the government, he's the only sane person in that story.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 15:18
"The guy told officers he covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government." Now, why didn't I think of that? Damn, what G Man could possibly find you like that...Absolutely a work of genius!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 16:52
I can't believe, it!.. Dumbass , no wonder he was so easily caught. Urban Camouflage is ketchup and steak sauce. Barbecue is fer hunting urban ufo creatures.. I swear, where do these people come from?
From: fescue
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:14
"He told the officers that it was urban camouflage," said the homeowner. ********************* Might have worked if he'd been in Memphis or other points south. For hiding in Wisconsin, he probably should have used some sort of dairy- or mayonnaise-based sauce.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:28
I'm not speaking of just minor freakin regional variations here fescue.. Barbecue sauce is clearly involved ONLY with ETs... Check out yer copy of NutGuide magazine , page 68.. this month if ya don't believe me. Now mustard and cole slaw..
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 17:50
Yes, Mike....I prefer mayo on sweet, innocent, little Canadians. **************** Urban camouflage? On 4th of July weekend, it could possibly be the best camo around.... Wife: Honey, I think there's a man in the basement. (Husband goes downstairs to check and returns.) Husband: Nah, it's just a giant spare rib.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 18:49
I'm laughing my ass off over here......it's raining and my mister has moved the grill to the patio in an attempt to continue with the festivities. I told him I'd cook everything in the kitchen, but NOOOOOO. He insists on grilling on these sorts of holidays. I think it makes him feel more American. Shit.....I think he needs the extinguisher.......
From: wulfgarthewhite [Black to White]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:03
Out here in the boonies we just squirt on some ketchup and roll in the leaves.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:30
Bella.. Sorry about Mr. Bella. :( Norace, however, pulled off (Yet ANOTHER) successful, salmon BBQ on my 29 buck front porch charcoal grill.. Yummmmmm. Monsoon clouds and wind came through, a little lighting and thunder, but no rain. Cooler now! Happy 4th!, hope yer ALL get to eat soon. 
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:36
"squirt on ketchup and roll in the leaves".. OK, ok.. East Coast or West Coast? This is camouflage used.. Usually to "Capture or otherwise assault Bigfoot" or.. "to Build an symbolic spaceship outta beer cans".. It's all about geography.. Pages 32 and 117..
From: unferth [the weed assassin]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 21:17
Should have covered himself in ranch dressing, that way he would have been completely invisible to the nekkid eye...
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:32
Good thing he did not try to hitchhike with that shit on him......no one would have seen him. Ya heard me........seriously?
From: zoift [David]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 06:56
I feel sorry for this man. Here He is, running like a scared rat, just trying to protect himself from the tricks of those dirty G-men. When he find a nice little hole to hide in, but he sits around for a few hours and gets bored. So he starts whistling, right? Then BAM; some bastard bursts in, sees through your camo, holds you at gunpoint, and gets you locked up for "burglary". Didn't even steal nothing... Poor bastard...
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:42
Too bad about Mr Bella, Bella. As a sucessful home barbecuer, I am glad I am mostly experienced enough to not singe my eyebrows anymore! One strategy I now use, is.. Tell him not to squeeze more lighter fluid on the burning coals to "gettum going better".. Anyway, enjoy yer sex at least. Mrsnorace always got a little friskier it seemed to me, when I shaved my beard or stach off after years with em on. Now I KNOW why.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:45
Was it the YOCCO's sausage man? I see him on billboards in Pa.. Looks like a cousin to Mr.Hanky..He commonly dresses in BBQsauce.
From: y0usuck [Cheese Cake]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 11:00
Schizophrenics are entertaining.
From: fescue
Date: 5-Jul-2008 12:37
Fescue, Cheez Whiz is prefered in Wisconsin **************** I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. Thank you for the info, Garg. I rarely travel outside the Southwest and only had rumors as to the eating habits of Wisconsinners. Mostly, the rumors involved brats. And cheddar. Lots of talk of cheddar.
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 16:05
From: unferth [the weed assassin] "Should have covered himself in ranch dressing, that way he would have been completely invisible to the nekkid eye..." stole my post, dammit.
From: other [unclassified]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:27
Isn't ranch dressing what they wore up on brokeback mountain?
From: ascott
Date: 6-Jul-2008 09:14
I thought it was aluminum foil that was considered best for fooling government agents. Or does that just stop them reading your thoughts?
From: bungmunch
[muncher of bung]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 10:45
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 5-Jul-2008 17:18 I spent the afternoon molesting my mister. I feel like Mrs. Robinson. ------------------- did you swallow big, stinky, edging-enhanced loads?
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 16:58
From: entityzero [And one day, suddenly, there it was] Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:40 But waz he nekkid? +++++++ Damnit! Just 'cause I'm out of town for the 4th and not on line doesn't mean you can steal my line! Ahem! He wuz nekkid and tasty!
Updated: 6-Jul-2008 16:58
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