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Phallic Handcraft A Dying Art
Wire Services | Submitted by: nembutard
"For more than three decades, the couple have carefully shaped thousands of ceramic male organs, moulding them into upright shapes and painting them in life-like colours for export to Germany, France and North America.... The couple produce ceramic mugs with a penis sticking out of the bottom or the side, penis-shaped bottles and ceramic soccer figures with the male organ popping out from under a flag."
Read article... Comments (14)

From: nomercy4u [ROD]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:25

biotches......

From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:34

I wouldn't mind a handjob. Oh, they make cermic dicks, sorry, misunderstood.

I can see giving a woman a dozen roses in a cock shaped vase, now that says I love you.

From: acetylene [gunpowder]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 14:46

A traditional Portuguese handicraft. And all these years I thought the Plaster Casters more or less pioneered this sort of thing.

From: mikeisgreen [Mike]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 16:19

I don't want penis mold. That sounds yucky.

From: beavis4000 [Who?]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 16:30

It's good to enjoy your job.

If they were molding them out of glass, they could market it as a blowjob.

From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 16:58

Wow, new technology..


These dicks are going the way of the
joy buzzer and dribble glass..



But somehow, dicks are universal..

I still have the feeling ,
dicks will be around
fer a long , long time.

Don't you worry. :)

From: peetis [two with a hand is worth one in your bush]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:18

i wonder what all these penis shaped objects get used for?

From: hippityhopp [bunny meat is good!]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 19:26

See this is why you should read the article before getting all excited.
I thought it was gonna be a story about handjobs, and how women seem to have no idea what they're doing anymore.

My GF does it like she's pulling carrots from a garden fer fucksake.
Maybe some kindly old whore should start up a school on how to pull a dude's pud.

Hell in that case maybe a few lessons on proper head-giving wouldn't be too bad of an idea either...

From: onelove [onelove]
Date: 4-Jul-2008 20:49

hippity, believe me, you don't want an old bag to do this. there was this show on tv here a long time ago. was called "the sunday night sex show". was hosted by old bag (litterally), who was a sex educator. ppl called in, told her their sexual problems. if ppl called in wanting to know how to perform the very things you mentioned, she would tell them... in great graphic detail.

would you want this telling anyone how to give a good blowjob??



here's she is in action...


From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Jul-2008 22:03

Or this OL?


From: rottenapplecore [mmmapples]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 04:13

I was so sad to hear the passing of this ancient tradition. I better get one to match the boob shaped drinking mug my hubby has. Now that is art.

Actually, I would not worry much. Phallic worship, and objects have been around for ages. All men worship their penises (someone has to)

From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 5-Jul-2008 10:46

onelove,
Our 15 year old daughter used to watch that show all the time. I came home late from work one night and she was watching it. So we sat and were listening to some very interesting questions.

I finally looked at her and asked: "do you think either one of your grandmothers would have watched a show like this with your dad or me?"

Times they are a'changing.

The lady is old, but the info. is pretty accurate.

From: jellyfishattack
Date: 8-Jul-2008 16:48


Well, the Portuguese are known for tacky handicrafts, houses, etc...

Updated: 8-Jul-2008 16:48
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