From: benzyl [Benyamin Zyl]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 15:15

I suppose it makes a change from the drunks found dead after attempting to retrieve a mobile phone or keys from a drain - pretty tight fit these drains, especially when you are fat drunk and upsidedown.

From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 15:28

That must have been one helluva an expensive shoe, if it was worth dieing for...

From: doughnutman [guesswhy]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 16:09

I didn't even need to read the article.

There but for the grace of God.

Drunken falling is so dangerous. It is why I never look down when I pee in a bar.

From: reader57 [Rotten Reader]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 16:09

Aww crap! It took divers 30 minutes to find the body... They'll prbably never find the shoe.

From: ohhellno [steve-vo]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 16:48

Thats why you buy your shoes at wal mart.
Lose one? eh,your out what, ten bucks at the most?

From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 17:32

drunks kill themselves in the funniest ways-eh

clowning rummies

From: julezeebub [jules]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 18:25

He was one of those Tombstone Leapers.

From: ladyamethyst [Michelle]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 19:15

WTH was the guys problem with the medivac copter? How do you even gain access to the helipad without a hospital badge? I just want to know why..is that to much to ask?

From: gargoyle1
Date: 18-Jun-2007 20:38

Hahahahahahaha, I can just see it when this guy gets to St. Peter.

St. Peter:, so my son, how did you die?

Drunktard: I drown when my shoe fell in the lake and I went after it.

St. Peter:, You go to hell

From: studgerbil [Stud]
Date: 19-Jun-2007 01:56

Gimme a five dollar bill and a Florsheim shoe.

From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 19-Jun-2007 08:16

"Authorities searched the water for about 30 minutes before finding his body about 4 feet from where he originally dove into the water."

Hahaha, South Carolina's finest hard at work! 4 feet in thirty minutes! State record! Governor sends congratulations!

From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 19-Jun-2007 11:05

The helicopter article:

"A Superfresh grocery store name badge was also found at the scene and investigators learned it belonged to Furbush, who was admitted to the emergency room for an unknown reason."

Someone should have told him they don't keep a Meth stash on those birds, maybe?

From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 19-Jun-2007 13:22

From: ladyamethyst [Michelle]
Date: 18-Jun-2007 19:15

WTH was the guys problem with the medivac copter? How do you even gain access to the helipad without a hospital badge? I just want to know why..is that to much to ask?

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My guess is that the layout of that hospital is made with the idea of making the ER as straight of a shot as possible from the helipad to make the whole process more dynamic. From what I have seen though from the nearest hospital w/ a helipad where I am at, they have a gate at the front of the helipad to keep dipshits like this guy away.

From: misterjeff [(actually it's Steve)]
Date: 19-Jun-2007 13:22

Like I always remark, grocery stores will hire anyone, even guys like this!