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Ceiling pervert is watching you tan
BBC | Submitted by: Andrew The Great
 "Stephen Strange, 43, of Chippenham, who admitted voyeurism, watched the woman undress and lie on a bed in July 2005." ... In sentencing, Recorder Duncan Adam said: "It seems to me that through your bungling actions you realised this young woman's worst nightmare." ... "She was naked, face up on this tanning machine, when you appeared through a gap in the ceiling. You can imagine how terrified she must have been, not knowing after you had acted in that bizarre way, what else you might do." ... Also: Raped Schoolgirl Hangs Herself, CCTV Operator Likes Little Girls
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From: cageyb [Russian Secret Service]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 14:36
I bet he just wanted to sprinkle some cream on her. Did they find a bottle of Jergens nearby?
From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 14:48
Breaking News: Amerika sailor shoots himself in head for being an idiot! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTU2o3LGumI
From: killbill [ISwindledTheFBI]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 14:49
Thus proving amerika skulls are indeed thick.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:01
From the CCTV story: From the comments following the story:"I thought security guards were supposed to monitor cameras." It does seem rather dumb, to fire a guy for doing his job. If he had been sleeping, he probably would have gotten a promotion, with a nice raise. It's not like he was watching them in the nude. What if something had happened, and he wasn't watching?
From: mrsstipic [Mrs. Stipic]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:11
If that is supposed to be the woman's "worst nightmare", then she needs to get out more.
From: slyslick [andwicked]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:13
I dated a girl years ago who said laying in a tanning bed made her want to masturbate. I would have "monitored" it too.
From: elfboy
[blinky7]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:21
Where, oh where, can I get that comic book? It would serve 2 purposes: 1-I could read it, & 2 - I could roll it up & smack killbill with it. Woo-hoo! Multitasking! Allahusmegma.
From: heystoopid [ian deal]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:25
Strange eclectic batch , a combination of Darwinism and double wankers at the same time ?
From: ferret [Honkey Kong]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:28
in this case, i'm going to blame the victim 
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:43
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 3-Sep-2007 14:16  ----------------------------------- That is the image I thought of when I created the title.   What a dork, everyone knows to use mini pinhole CCTV cameras nowadays.
From: plumbob
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:59
Dood in my town falls through a restaurant ceiling, requests Johnny Law take him to the E.R. because of the broken PVC pipe that perforated his colon as he landed. Ceiling perverts are a new and distinctive breed, methinks.
From: andrewthegreat
[Cymru am byth]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 16:38
"But two minutes into the session, there was a crash and she saw Strange's face appear in a gap in the ceiling." Two minutes into who's session, her tanning session or his wanking session? 
From: alien
[intheouthouse]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 19:00
I caught one of the chicks who worked in a tanning salon cracking the door and looking in on me onetime. Sadly, she wasn't all that cute. Bummer. I went home, and told my mom (I was 15) and she laughed. She yelled "Well did ya shake it at her?" What a mudder.
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 19:44
Stephen Strange..... With a name like that he has two career choices.....peeping tom....mad scientist.....unfortunately, Mr. Strange didn't have a head for science. We need a good mad scientist story around here....
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 21:13
Well, ya laid in a tanning bed all nekkid and such Till a guy started peepin' on ya, and that was too much! He came from outa the ceiling with eyes real wide Said he wanted to lay nakkid next to your side, Some people just have to have some excuse for a crutch! Thank ya, thank ya, a wunnerful audience you are.
From: ltjackboot
[name]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 21:27
Anna Marie Averill, who died in May 2005. Hey isn't that the whiny ghost bitch from that 'Chamber of Secrets' thing?
From: naos
[James]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 22:24
"Stephen Strange" I am I the only one that got a laugh out of this jack offs name? To be honest I can think of more horrifying things than being watched naked. Can you say slowly tortured as the person takes bits of flesh off you and eats them while your alive....this bitch has NO imagination..or I have a over active one...you choose. ---------- From: elfboy [blinky7] Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:21 Where, oh where, can I get that comic book? It would serve 2 purposes: 1-I could read it, & 2 - I could roll it up & smack killbill with it. Woo-hoo! Multitasking! Allahusmegma. -------- Fuck the book! Get a fucking gallon of gas and a match! It would be more fun to watch.
From: simonjester [Bill Vojtech]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 05:38
He did her a great favor! Now she'll be afraid to go in a tanning booth and will stop spending money to ruin her skin when she can do it for free under the sun. I'm like George Carlin, I don't go to the beach to get tan, I just try to neutralize the blue.
From: pondscum [River's little brother]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 06:17
Steve Strange was the lead singer of "Visage" wasn't he?
From: imgarydamnit
[washington state cowboy]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 06:44
I once worked a second job at a apartment complex club house deal where you could work out, swim, play pool, tan....etc. anyhow for some reason someone kept shitting in the tanning bed and just for toppers would then toss another coin in the machine and tan the turds for 30 min. Well after cleaning it up once I was done. The second time (and third) I pretended that I didn't see it and left it there for the morning shift. We (me and the girl who worked the morning shift)wanted to video tape the tanning room to see just who was trying so desperately to win the Brown Ribbon at the state fair with such a wonderful prank, but we were told that was a big no ,no...So anyway we never did catch the Phantom Crapper. Funny thing though we did know it was a woman because on several occasions only women would use it. That shit was not funny at all.
From: kwijibo
[A fat, balding north-american ape]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 08:19
"It seems to me that through your bungling actions you realised this young woman's worst nightmare." So the lesson is to not bungle next time. Dead rape victim. She was "brilliant" therefore she didn't deserve to die? Well she wasn't brilliant enough to not get raped! I think she was making it up just to get some attention from the nurse. CCTV perv. How did he know whether or not there was a crime to be detected unless he zoomed in? The story makes no mention that they were even naked!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 08:48
She Bungled in the Jungle. Well, thats all right by me!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:09
Hello my Snatcherooni! Ian Anderson's made a bloody mint in Scotland fish-farming. I read it in the WSJ or the Economist or some such.....poxy sod; I'll run his flute up his Celtic backside for him! Then he can 'Cry You a Song'. The 'Menstrual' in the Gallery indeed!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:19
allo duckling debbil=how fairs your flair? i was quite the tullhead in the day.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:21
That would be Moaning Myrtle, who haunted the bathrooms in the castle. .................. From: ltjackboot [name] Date: 3-Sep-2007 21:27 Anna Marie Averill, who died in May 2005. Hey isn't that the whiny ghost bitch from that 'Chamber of Secrets' thing?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:28
aye-she was just sitting in the s curve thinking about death tom riddle=you basilisk buggering snorkack
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:44
Moaning Myrtle bought the farm eh? Parcelmouths all. Blast-ended skrewts indeed...........cacophonous bastards.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 10:15
parselmouth dear--sssst i fear your basilisk would indeed render me blind. fut do ye see when you peer into the mirror of irised?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 11:29
'Parselmouth' (pedantic whore!) And I've got a serpentine basilisk for your various orifi you brazen equine-wanking wench. And that mirror question is actually quite interesting; when I ascertain the answer I'll do what Grandad did in the war...............keep mum.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 12:31
yes dear-smite me wrecklessly with yer elder wand - crucio! fenrir greyback twiddles my winge as we tap
From: mrgrey
[Neil.A]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 13:17
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:44 Moaning Myrtle bought the farm eh? Parcelmouths all. ====================================== Nice to see we've all read a book ment for children. Quite good. But the game sucks. Why cant i curse hermionie? FUck that.
Updated: 9-Sep-2007 18:13
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