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Church of England Anticipates Schism
London Times | Submitted by: Ursus_Maritimes.Rexx
"Members of the General Synod urged church leaders to postpone a decision on women bishops until more detailed proposals could be drawn up on how to care for opponents. More than 1,300 clergy are threatening to leave the Church if women are consecrated to the episcopate without legislation enacted to protect them... Under the new proposals, flying bishops would be abolished or 'grounded' for good."
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From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 15:06
The Church of England would be well-advised to anticipate lots of jism.  
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 15:16
There were two bimbos from Birmingham And this is the story concerning them -- They lifted the frock And twiddled the cock Of the Bishop as he was confirming them The Bishop was nobody's fool Having been to a large public school So he dropped his britches And diddled those bitches With his twelve-inch Episcopal tool But there was no stopping those two For they said as the Bishop withdrew 'Oh, but the Vicar is quicker And slicker and thicker And stronger and longer than you'
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 6-Jul-2008 15:19
The dirty old Bishop of Birmingham Buggered the boys whilst confirming them As he prayed to God He pulled out his rod And pumped his Episcopal sperm in them
From: purevenom
Date: 6-Jul-2008 16:40
But many more remained in the Church because of the legal safeguards where parishes were allowed to opt for the care of "flying bishops". Under the new proposals, flying bishops would be abolished or "grounded" for good. Traditionalists are angry that reassurances given when women were ordained priests could be about to be withdrawn-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Alas, it is only temporary. The bishops may indeed fly again if, after a thorough inspection by the FAA, they are deemed to be safe, and flight worthy.
From: purevenom
Date: 6-Jul-2008 17:09
My God People -- what have you done -- locked Him in His golden cage. Made Him bend to your religion -- Him resurrected from the grave. He is the god of nothing -- if that's all that you can see. You are the god of everything -- He's inside you and me. So lean upon Him gently and don't call on Him to save you from your social graces and the sins you used to waive. The bloody Church of England -- in chains of history -- requests your earthly presence at the vicarage for tea. And the graven image you-know-who -- with His plastic crucifix -- he's got him fixed -- confuses me as to who and where and why -- as to how he gets his kicks. Confessing to the endless sin -- the endless whining sounds. You'll be praying till next Thursday to all the gods that you can count. -- jethro tull
From: fuckthedumbshit [sails afloat]
Date: 7-Jul-2008 08:31
Gee, who would believe that when something so totally impossable to justify rationally (allowing women to have an equal role) runs into the biblical injunction of woman not being allowed to speak in church(let alone lead one)the threat to the status quo might shatter their make-believe world? Go figure...
From: sgrannel
Date: 7-Jul-2008 09:09
The earth will not yield a full crop if unclean beings are allowed to contaminate hallowed ground and buildings and sacred books with their menstrual fluids!
Updated: 7-Jul-2008 14:47
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