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Force-fed sand and metal
BBC | Submitted by: PorkyPubes
"The pig weighed more than 908kg (143 stone) after being force-fed sand and metal. It was unable to stand on its own feet and took 20 men to carry."
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From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 14:18
A 908 kg pig? Are they sure it wasn't a Texan?
From: wiegehtesdir [Jimmy Jingo]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 14:47
Piggy is gonna need some serious roto-rootering.
From: underpantism [Skippy Duffin]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 14:53
Strange, it doesnt look happy to have been chosen God Pig.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:02
WTF is wrong with the chinese? Are they that demented that they'd feed a pig sand and metal, kill it and paint it and parade it's carcass around? Nuke them all into a molten slag. Rope it off and put up a sign as a warning.
From: slyslick [andwicked]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:15
I'm with you on this one Gargoyle. Thats fucked up.
From: plumbob
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:51
"...authorities in Hsin Chu have been reluctant to enforce the ban, fearing a backlash from religious groups." Beats the hell out of taking communion.
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 15:56
What in the world do they do with tons and tons of dead pig after this is all over? I don't think they can butcher them for pork after they've been fed metal. That must be one hell of a bonfire.
From: kingnot [Ben]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 22:13
Ok, why are they cheating the gods? I thought it was healthy, edible livestock sacrificed, the juicier the better? Not some poisoned, sick/dying animal. I mean, why feed a pig something that'll kill it and likely render the meat bad? As the pig's kidneys try to filter out the heavy metal, the pig will go into shock and it won't be a healthy animal.
From: acrimony
[Room Dz-015]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 23:44
I'm with kingnot...I think they're missing the point of making a pig heavy. It's supposed to heavy because of the surfeit of juicy delicous schweinfleischen dumbfucks, not because it's been stuffed with fodder for people with pica.
From: acrimony
[Room Dz-015]
Date: 3-Sep-2007 23:48
"Ok, why are they cheating the gods? " Oh dude I am totally thinking about the Greek myth where Prometheus helps the early humans scam the gods out of meat offerings. They make two piles from the animals' body parts: one of meat covered with bones, and one with hooves and offal and gristle covered with fat. So as not to directly cheat the gods, they invite Zeus to pick one. Similarly, get a nice healthy pig and cover it in scrap metal; force-feed another juicy pig scrap metal until it's not such good eats anymore; invite to choose. Voilą. Oh yeah also did I mention that's a horrific thing to do to an animal?
From: thepube
[adarklittlesecret]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 00:53
What year is this, 907 ? PIG GOD ! I mean really ! There are still people out there worshiping pigs and stuff. What is wrong with them ? About time you got with the programme little chinese dudes, a pig is a meal NOT a "god". Jesus.
From: nomdeplume [NomDeGuerre]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 02:01
Damn, those poetic Chinese! Now I get it: Pig iron!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 07:16
From: imgarydamnit [washington state cowboy] Date: 4-Sep-2007 06:57 I guess they could have force-fed it Chinese... --------------------------------- Yeah.......but an hour later he'd be noshy again. Get some iron in the diet Wilbur. The poor piggy's digestion. Curry to a piss-head indeed! (I would have left it in the deep-freeze for me Mum to discover.)
From: special [come back, you pansy!]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 07:52
Like it's just the Chinese. I'm sure. Dogfights, anyone? Canned hunting? Widespread Panic concerts?
From: locsxx
[LocsXX]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 08:24
This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy didn't go a damn place because he was force fed metal and sand and eaten. Poor little piggy.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 08:52
futtin toe rags not at all droll
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 08:59
I bet their pig god is pretty damn pissed his little minions cheated him out of the heaviest pig contest. If they were smart, they'd just feed the Pig McDonalds food for breakfast, lunch and dinner along w/ a supersize mcFlurries, and apple pies for dessert after every meal. After a month he'd turn into a 'Hogzilla' and win the contest.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:17
Marie, they wanted the pig to gain weight, not get the shits. McD's always gives me the shits. Must be the amount of grease in the food.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:22
that's called a reverse ronald high colonic me thinks goyle-are you not refreshed and pounds lighter after yer cleansing?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:58
A can't eat any of that processed filth........although Quizno's subs are comparatively palatable. And I MISS WHITE CASTLE! Drunken and stoned undergrads make it a way of life. The East beckons.
From: skyeyez9
[Marie]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 10:07
White Castles hamburgers are nicknamed "rectum rockets" for a reason. Still tasty though. Cute lil mini burgers. ................... From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:58 A can't eat any of that processed filth........although Quizno's subs are comparatively palatable. And I MISS WHITE CASTLE! Drunken and stoned undergrads make it a way of life. The East beckons.
From: flossy666
[Flossy]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 10:10
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 4-Sep-2007 09:58 A can't eat any of that processed filth........although Quizno's subs are comparatively palatable. And I MISS WHITE CASTLE! Drunken and stoned undergrads make it a way of life. The East beckons. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, don't let Harold & Kumar steer you wrong. I used to live in Cherry Hill, NJ & there is no White Castle there, or in any of the neighboring towns.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 10:18
i should think the debbil would keep to in and out burgers fastfood is like immunization - goyle-one must eat a bit of taint to keep the large bomb germs from having a field day--
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 10:29
 This 8ft long, 800lb razorback hog was killed in Arkansas. WOO PIG! SOOIE!
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 10:32
futtin sasquatch on the left that ll be about as tasty as piss soaked used tampons on a sesame seed bun
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 11:01
Marie......you naughty girl! 'Rectum Rockets'.....that's fucking hilarious!! Springfield NJ RT. 22, Elizabeth NJ Mountainside NJ We used to stagger into the place at 3am drunk and stoned as bloody monkey's.....'where's my Castles?' The sausage burgers were good too; killer fries and rings and all. We used to call it 'Black Castle' due to the preponderance of n1ggers hanging round the low-rent joint.........brings back some memory cells! What a drag it is getting old! 
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 4-Sep-2007 12:33
does the debbil require sympathy at this late hour?
From: commodore [Commo Dore]
Date: 9-Sep-2007 01:55
FUCK I HATE PEOPLE! This means YOU.
Updated: 9-Sep-2007 18:13
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