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Graveyard Wrestling
WTAE-TV 4 Pittsburgh | Submitted by: LtJackboot
"A group of teens who decided to tape an amateur wrestling show in a local cemetery could soon be facing charges. The show was taped at an old cemetery in Apollo. In one scene, a teen throws another teen onto a surface of Christmas ornaments and thumbtacks."
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From: spacedcadet5555 [dick]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 02:09
don't worry, Darwin always wins. and stupid kids always loose.
From: brightwood [Bright]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 02:47
Boring! Get back to me when the police decide on some stupid charge, or when one of the teens gets a case of lockjaw.
From: hurricanefloyd [I was larger than the Florida Panhandle, you know.]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 03:56
"Laughter can be heard above the cries of pain from the bloody boys." Those bloody boys, always messing about and causing trouble.
From: theallseeingear [Bavid Dyrden]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 04:21
Pittsburgh police are studying a series of videos showing teens fighting in a cemetery. The leader of the gang appears to go by the alias 'Buffy'
From: poontang [footlong]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 04:43
Errrrrrrr...don't we gots more serious shit to worry about in Tittsburgh? I mean its not like they were tossing-off on tombstones or anything like that.
From: tucanscrew [three's more fun]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 05:03
uh, if these guys were fucking corpses and the swedish women had gotten mutant crabs i would understand either of these stories being on rotten. as it is.....??
From: popo
[insert witticism]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 05:57
What's wrong with a bunch of kids getting together and having fun while engaging their creativity? The could've had an intermezzo round of the choking game, too. Shit, would that they'd done something with a bible, too...
From: gargoyle1
Date: 2-Dec-2005 06:11
Throwing each other into Christmas ornaments and thumbtacks?? What fucking brand of stupidity is this?? Do they want to die of some massive tetanus infection? Kids are so stoopid these days.
From: kingas [ralph nater]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 07:14
Can't even have a good old fashion rumble anymore without getting into some kind a shit.
From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 08:05
how sad, I remember when old graveyards were used for roman candle wars and illicit teenage sex...well, at least they weren't spray painting graffiti on the markers or performing some satanic rituals, eh?
From: tsentsen [tsentsen]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 10:18
We used to hang out and party the night away in cemetaries...no cops to worry about! The only time we got scared was when we'd have to pee after drinking too much beer. Even the guys would "go" in pairs, if ya know what I mean.
From: azdollarbill [Jim Jones]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 10:24
Apparently nobody told these kids that Professional Wrestling is fake, a show, a theater of the absurd. The pros don't actually hurt themselves, except when their choreographed routines go awry, which happens upon occasion. I have seen matches involving Cactus Jack, where he is thrown upon a bed of thumb tacks. Does anybody with a modicum of intel think those tacks were real, other than impressionable home schooled idiot kids?
From: redrum4all [Perhaps it's a result of anxiety...]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 11:28
They're imitating that backyard wrestling shiot, it's actually kind of cool they do some real crazy...the only worthwhile thing about this article is the cops' chin in the video...hypnotic...it sways to and fro ever so gently...I think I saw the outline of jimmy hoffa
From: locsxx
[LocsXX]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 11:37
I'd like to be the one to throw the little boys on the tacks and what not. Shit, it sounds like alot of fun.
From: canadagirl78
[God, make me chaste. But not yet.]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 13:26
From: zebrabob [zebrabobsgotabigone] Date: 2-Dec-2005 08:05 how sad, I remember when old graveyards were used for roman candle wars and illicit teenage sex...well, at least they weren't spray painting graffiti on the markers or performing some satanic rituals, eh? ______________________________________________________________________________ Does that count ouija (sp?) boards? Those were staples in a good night at the local boneyard when I was a teen. Of course, booze and bud and smokes were important as well, as were the candles (so we could see, naturally). Never had the illicit sex, though, and I'm not sure that was a good oversight on our behalf.
From: teratomarty
[Self-made man]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 14:14
Mmm, goth boys wrestling in a cemetery. Once again, Rotten provides my daily free gay porn. But they were still wearing clothes while throwing down on the Christmas ornaments. Wussies. So they got cut on their little fingies. BIG FUCKING DEAL! Get 'em at least half-naked, have them actually wrestle around a little more, bonus points for torso scars, extra bonus points for bleeding penii. Then we have something a> genuinely Rotten, and b> which I'd pay money to see. Actually, I got an idea for the weekend...
From: jayedgarloser [books are gay]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 14:31
Did you see Porky Blubbergut get teary-eyed in the video? Classic fatty disaster!
From: stevetardo [stevetardo]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 15:13
I hope that if I ever have a cop chasing me on foot, it's that tub of lard in the video. He probably has to use one of those motorized scooters (a Rascal!) for a foot chase. Obviously they don't test their cops for physical fitness once they're hired.
From: popo
[insert witticism]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 15:15
I remember this huge fat slob of a cop and used to joke about being chased by him. Then they told me he was the deadeye state champ shooter with his revolver. He could shoot and then drive over at his leisure.
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 17:09
Kids today , I swear. No respect. You fuck in the graveyard , you fight in church. I take it from the video that they have no health requirements to be a cop there. Unless the crime happens at Dunkin' Donuts , you can get away with anything. Yep My Two Cents 
From: slamdonkey [fobiopatel.com]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 17:17
i used to play chess in the cemetary at night. you boys used to have sex with each other? wtf is wrong with my childhood? or... wtf is wrong with yours?
From: megaloid [Mega Loid]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 22:42
Considering the vast influence the Undertaker has had on the white working class, I would say that activities such as these are the way great wrestlers are made.
From: juggaj [john]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 22:44
that's what I like to see. Bunch of Juggalo's keepin' it real. Whoo whooo
From: melvin69 [John Bong]
Date: 2-Dec-2005 22:45
Does anybody with a modicum of intel think those tacks were real, other than impressionable home schooled idiot kids? Apparently these teens that went to a public school.
Updated: 8-Dec-2005 08:19
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