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Throat Slit Before First Period
Denver Post | Submitted by: rslip
"A witness said she saw the boy walk through the entrance of the school at about 8 a.m., 25 minutes before class starts... "He like walks in real calmly like he is a student. She was walking away from him. He calmly walks up to her and grabbed her by the throat. He pulled her head back and slit her throat."
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From: countjulianredux [Comes Julian=Count Julian]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 17:52
First! Hahahaha
From: selmore [dave]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 18:06
Montrose "Get on your bad motor scooter and ride"
From: pontius
Date: 12-Nov-2008 18:10
From: countjulianredux [Comes Julian=Count Julian] Date: 12-Nov-2008 17:52 First! Hahahaha --------------- Bloody fucking loser-tard.
From: rottengirl [bring on the spankings]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 18:13
Caught red handed? Attach his balls to a car battery. Next!
From: pontius
Date: 12-Nov-2008 18:16
"He like walks in real calmly like he is a student." -- Cool, buttlust-style writing. "There was a lot of bravery, a lot of heroism in the hallway" -- LOLYAWN
From: loveto
[Jill Awf]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 18:27
Something shitty should happen on the 11th of December there, so they can fear the 11th of every month towards the end of the year. The new Ides..
From: vvladdtheimpaler
[bringin' fish pain]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 18:29
What a bunch of loser kids,Back in the day this bastard would have been taken down and beaten within an inch(2.54cm) of his life! By the students! Gee coach he tripped over the dust on the floor and we tried to help him up,but he kept fallin' down!
From: dontsqueak
[DS is talking]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 18:38
'She is on the school's junior varsity softball team, Woody said. After her surgery she was able to speak, he said. Her main worry besides the injury to her throat was missing basketball practice Tuesday, he said.' --------------- So does she play softball or basketball? Or both?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 12-Nov-2008 18:44
Now she will have a cool scar to show all the boys. They'll all want to go necking with her.
From: scarfface
[Schmutamongus]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 19:05
'The suspect has been staying at "a lot of different facilities" including one in Grand Junction recently'. What'd I tell y'all about Grand Junction? Colorado's own vortex of evil.
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 19:11
*All References related to ponti..  he's such a..   *definition of phallus pilatus given by Gargoyle1: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Phallus%20Pilatus
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 19:17
------------------------------------------Quote---\ | gargoyle1 : http://forums.dailyrotten.com/546/00030456/_index.html ---------------------------- 12-Nov-2008 11:16 ........... Sorry, I'd removed the email as it had been abused by some here. you can have mine though, it's gargoyle1257@gmail.com. ___________________________________________________/
From: arnold [Schwarzenigger]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 19:21
Pruce you littel Scheisse pisser, I em gonna skueez your head until it eksplodes.
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 19:25
My Alarma TV update... Haunted hospital with film of objects moving around, guy burning by the side of the road in Taiwan and people attempting to splash him with water bottles and he is about medium well then a guy with a fire extinguisher comes up, African vomiting till you only puke blood ritual that involvedly shoving long sticks in your throat, middle east hospital madness , two legged dog (both legs on one side!), 2 corpses on the road in Africa (Congo?), teens with genital herpes (steady shot of hot latinas crotch in shorty shorts while she is interviewed), smokin' hot hostess with great melons, one armed weight lifter, world series of poker winner, guy runs red light and hits motorcycle and the biker goes flying, mexican drug lords party goes bad and 3 dead bodies, cross show promotion with nerdy guy from Don Cheto show, latina hostess has a fine ass and great legs, crazy lady living and dying we think with a cat, some snakes and an assload of rats, cobra guy, the end You missed a great show.
From: vastarien202 [Simon]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 19:32
OMG! A kid wearing a backwards hat did this?! Quick, everyone blame whatever music he listened to and treat everyone who dresses in a similar way like terrorists!
From: fr4th0
[Fr4th0]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 19:49
"The suspect has been staying at "a lot of different facilities" including one in Grand Junction recently," --------------------------------------------------------------------- 'Nuff said. Grand Junction - the Florida of Colorado! All of the state's fucktards somehow roll through there. Remember the dude who taught his "friend's son" to fuck a dog? Yup, Grand Junction.
From: meeeko
Date: 12-Nov-2008 19:57
I reckon the boy may be experiencing some intense pubescent sexual frustration. Perhaps he intended the slit so he could take throat-fucking to a whole new level?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 20:06
From: athenstexman [Ron] Date: 12-Nov-2008 19:25 My Alarma TV update... Haunted hospital with film of objects moving around, guy burning by the side of the road in Taiwan and people attempting to splash him with water bottles and he is about medium well then a guy with a fire extinguisher comes up, African vomiting till you only puke blood ritual that involvedly shoving long sticks in your throat, middle east hospital madness , two legged dog (both legs on one side!), 2 corpses on the road in Africa (Congo?), teens with genital herpes (steady shot of hot latinas crotch in shorty shorts while she is interviewed), smokin' hot hostess with great melons, one armed weight lifter, world series of poker winner, guy runs red light and hits motorcycle and the biker goes flying, mexican drug lords party goes bad and 3 dead bodies, cross show promotion with nerdy guy from Don Cheto show, latina hostess has a fine ass and great legs, crazy lady living and dying we think with a cat, some snakes and an assload of rats, cobra guy, the end You missed a great show. ~~~~~~~~~~ Dude I watch that show all the time, except that episode, Hot Latinas with short shorts? How did I miss that?
From: duster [duster]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 20:14
Quick, Liberals! Immediately: Write pages of legislation banning knives! Wait, don't all school children have guns? Someone should have shot the bastard.
From: sirmalek
[greatmalek]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 20:36
http://nuevoalarma.com.mx/ cain do you mean this alarma on the website? or is there a program? or do you mean the mexican magazine? because if you mean the magazine it has awesome pictures.
From: athenstexman
[Ron]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 20:52
I like all the chopped off heads/dead people and the great silicone tits of Mexico! And the teen latina in shorty shorts had genital herpes.
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 21:05
From: vastarien202 [Simon] Date: 12-Nov-2008 19:32 OMG! A kid wearing a backwards hat did this?! Quick, everyone blame whatever music he listened to and treat everyone who dresses in a similar way like terrorists! ***** Well what do you want us to do, think things through and find out why this kid did this without rushing to a half-assed judgment call? It's so much easier just to lump all youth together, and simply blame the culture they choose to follow. Where the hell you been the last 50 odd years?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 21:32
It's so much easier just to lump all youth together, and simply blame the culture they choose to follow. ___________________________________________ Exactly, and even easier if that culture varies in the slightest degree from one's own.
From: sp00k
Date: 12-Nov-2008 21:33
Well what do you want us to do, think things through and find out why this kid did this without rushing to a half-assed judgment call? ==== He was abused, on drugs and had low self esteem. Toss the little fucker in prison for the next 45 years.
From: pontius
Date: 12-Nov-2008 21:51
I only know that "What's up, Obama" leaves all n!ggers stunned. I tested it thoroughly.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 22:51
Well, if you plug him into the anagram server, and specify that the name Osama has to appear, you get wonderful results: Osama Babushka Nicer Osama Cabin Hauberks Osama Cabins Hauberk Osama A Cabbie Shrunk Osama A Scabbier Hunk Osama A Babier Chunks Osama A Kebab Urchins Osama A Kebabs Urchin Osama A Rabbi Kuchens Osama A Rabbis Kuchen Osama A Breach Buskin Osama A Bearskin Chub Osama A Bask Bunchier Osama A Hacks Nubbier Osama A Shack Nubbier Osama A Crank Hubbies Osama A Sank Chubbier
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 23:15
I post the proof of gargoyle1 that he is a trans Francophile!  That is the picture I had before I throwed a rock at him and he retreated.
From: oozingsantorum [Rick Santorum]
Date: 12-Nov-2008 23:53
They put the school on "lockdown." That makes a lot of fucking sense! Slasher on the loose? Don't let anyone get away.
From: eltrut
Date: 13-Nov-2008 00:36
Why do all the people that post here attempt to be 'hip'? And you know what the fuck I'm talking about. It's as if everyone here loves the movie Juno. No wonder I don't visit this site anymore.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 00:48
Let me give you an analogy, I know ! Big word. Look it up. Anyway. Suppose I am walking down the street and there is a loose dog on each side of the street. One one side is a pit bull and on the other a chihuahua. After assesing the likely hood of personal damage from each breed I would, probably, choose to cross to the side with the chihuahua. So , with people, when face with the choice of trusting a kid with a backwards baseball cap or a guy in a nice suit, I would pick the guy in the suit. He might well rob me of all my money but is much less likely to slit my throat. It's all about making choices based on appearance. I write as a retired Punk Rocker from the 1970s. So I know a bit about people crossing roads to avoid a person.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 00:53
Personally I use the following simple device. English ( genuine variety) to be trusted- Foreigners ( all others) NOT to be trusted. I kept my people safe and happy for 1000 years. Shame our idiot politicians ( mostly of the "foreign" catergory") are busy screwing things up. You can't mess with reality, it bites you on the arse. God wears tweeds.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 01:13
Well it's kind of nice to be here all alone, without all those gay guys hurling insults at each other and trying to be "clever". It really is quite "girlie". What should I "talk" about , I wonder ? Hmm..does anyone here ( even though you are not, at the moment) live in Hawaii ? I love the islands and kind of miss having enough dough to holiday there. Still, shouldn't complain, at least I have a roof over my head, a love dog and a wife and child. I should count my blessings but I get stuck after 2. Thank God I still got my looks.
From: thehumantumor
[Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 02:37
Defence of mental disorder 16. (1) No person is criminally responsible for an act committed or an omission made while suffering from a mental disorder that rendered the person incapable of appreciating the nature and quality of the act or omission or of knowing that it was wrong.
From: thehumantumor
[Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 02:38
Presumption (2) Every person is presumed not to suffer from a mental disorder so as to be exempt from criminal responsibility by virtue of subsection (1), until the contrary is proved on the balance of probabilities. Burden of proof (3) The burden of proof that an accused was suffering from a mental disorder so as to be exempt from criminal responsibility is on the party that raises the issue.
From: thehumantumor
[Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 02:40
Compulsion by threats 17. A person who commits an offence under compulsion by threats of immediate death or bodily harm from a person who is present when the offence is committed is excused for committing the offence if the person believes that the threats will be carried out and if the person is not a party to a conspiracy or association whereby the person is subject to compulsion, but this section does not apply where the offence that is committed is high treason or treason, murder, piracy, attempted murder, sexual assault, sexual assault with a weapon, threats to a third party or causing bodily harm, aggravated sexual assault, forcible abduction, hostage taking, robbery, assault with a weapon or causing bodily harm, aggravated assault, unlawfully causing bodily harm, arson or an offence under sections 280 to 283 (abduction and detention of young persons). R.S., 1985, c. C-46, s. 17; R.S., 1985, c. 27 (1st Supp.), s. 40. Compulsion of spouse 18. No presumption arises that a married person who commits an offence does so under compulsion by reason only that the offence is committed in the presence of the spouse of that married person. R.S., c. C-34, s. 18; 1980-81-82-83, c. 125, s. 4. Ignorance of the law 19. Ignorance of the law by a person who commits an offence is not an excuse for committing that offence.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 03:05
Obama was for the bailout, and with no oversight and no strings attached. That is ALL you need to know about him. Really.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 03:10
That's not the hald of it Git. The original idea was to buy up a bunch of bad loans to help get the credit market moving again. Well, that isn't happening at all. Now it's a public trough, and the bigger the company and the worse they have been managed, the bigger the chunk they get. It's like an all-you-can eat buffet offering free meals to everyone based on how overweight they are. And the people who are in good shape and watch their weight have to pay for it.
From: red [red]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 05:27
Ugly chicks don't get slashed in Colorado high schools, I guess. Thank God there was "lots of heroism" in that hallway. Not enough to actually see where the perp went or to bring him down with a fire extinguisher to the back of the skull... hopefully somebody loosened the hottie's panties while giving First Aid. And hopefully her boobs will not be injured permanently.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 05:55
From: //// To: norace Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 6:05 AM Subject: Re: Sorry I'm off ////, Just a fast note to let you know, I got the mail. My word is still good, last I knew so no worries there. On Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 7:19 PM, norace <com> wrote: Hello ////... Long time... Hey , I will make this bet with RF (I'm serious) . I think if you get this , you'll have my email.. msn.com.. Even though you turned me ito a blue thingi.. (sniff ) I still hope my trust in you is as warrented as my "gut" tells me. My address is ////// HOME phone is /////// .. Anyway.. I'm on fer this with RF and you can tell him I always honor my bets.. I think he;s nut to bet on McCain , but.. sure, I'll take his money Between the lines here, I'm sure he's a cool guy.. Too bad we are always "fighting" on rotten. Please keep this personal info to yourself , as always.. But WHEN RF LOSES and he wants to REALLY pay me , You can give him my address (I hope this doesn't backfire on me) So I can collect. (I would imagine you would need a 100 buck (helper fee) outta my winnings if he really pays me,, In the unlikely event McCain wins, I will swallow hard and pay UP.. (I can pull together a grand with only 2 extra incentive shifts, so it's not a big whoop fer me. I am so SURE of this that I even take a large bet like this.. I sure hope he pays up. Remember 100 bucks to you fer helping. :0 Anyway, thanks agin ////. From (blue box), hopefully still yer friend on rotten .. give me a line back to tell me what you think. Bye dude.. ----- Original Message ----- ........................................................... this should start me(NR) going mucous! My new little BITCH!  I thought sandy was the only WELCHER here! hehehheheheheheheh
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 06:27
ttp://forums.dailyrotten.com/stupid/b7/f1/b7f145fd7d82e93404f8106dd6263774.gif I avoid personal attacks unless I am summarily attacked thus.........but that is just fucking hilarious. A dickhead indeed! Now I want Munchy to concoct a gif of Goyle being ass-fucked by a giant rabbit! Work on it. And NO slitting of throats please; its vulgar, bad form and highly non-gentile.
From: jaybegood
[Sir Robin of D'Hood]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 06:29
then there's the story of the Blonde in class who breathed a sigh of relief when the teatcher announced there'd be a test next period. She'd just finished hers so she thought that gave her almost a whole month to study for the test!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 06:35
Q: What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? A: Gretzky showers after three periods.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 06:45
i gotta get some sleep anyway //////////////////////////////// !! Yep. yer and goyle my/// bitches! Ok goyle... Let's see (me post) some more of yer Emails to norace. I wanna see how you promise folks shit... you piece of shit...!! heh heh heh ! Believe me baby! Norace hasn't even STARTED with yer asses yet! See ya round! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related Hey gerbil.. Friday, huh? Yer promised! Mucous! Here's to ya! BOY// Since it's my day off.. .I got PLENTY of time fer postin! PS//.. Yer think Sandy is "tough"?,,,? I ...AM... RELENTLESS! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P93cI_u1mng&feature=related you POOR ..fuckers! .. REALLY! I will not ,,,, EVER , EVER.. E V E R // ,stop with this! think.. TERMINATOR that doesn't get destroyed)! LOL! heh heh heh heh eh hehe heh hehe ehheh eh!! now/// on to post some EMAILS<, and past posts where RF (mucous) GIVES his ... WORD and TELLS EVERYBODY on ..ROTTEN.com! (shakes head) Oh, I'll be SURE//// and POST///RF's latest "bloody uniform" from his... portant work! LOL@ LOL ! (hummms) I've only just be= gun..... I love this site! and two bitches... too! ;) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI&feature=related
From: omagoch
[Bryan]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 06:48
You see, there are three types of people in this world, dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everybody can get along, and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through. Then you have your assholes, and they just wanna shit all over everything. Now, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, and you know what you'd get if your dicks didn't fuck your assholes? You'd have your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 06:53
whining like a puppy about it. .................................. (rolls eyes) ' barf@! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmbT5XC-q0&feature=related How's yer home life goyle? Still fucked up like yer moral compass? I don't blame her fer leaving yer sad sack fucked up ass..(second one ta do that?, now, huh? What does that tell ya , moron? I'm very sure she will be much more happy. Good fer her!@ NOW... let's now view an EMAIL (the first of an NEVERENDING reminders from me)) ..Emails from goyle, tellin me(NR) how much he cares.... ...horseshit..
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:06
noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 19-Jul-2008 15:16 Really, gerbil? Sure yer not drunk? 2 ta 1 on mccan't? If Obama wins I get 1000? If McCain wins you get 500? Are you sure? If so You've gotta bet, nitwit ps.. I think mucous(RF) really wished he hadn't bet me.. LOL By the way, if we use Goyle, I think he should get a 100 from the winner like we're doing with RF's and my bet..
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:12
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:39 Well, I would agree that we both have a lot of "friends" here.. But since , I could give a shit about any of them (or you, fer that matter) A vote contest wouldn't mean anything to me.. .. But.. Since I'm not chickenshit like you, I will give you a "realistic "option fer you to "prove" yer masculinity with Norace... heh heh heh ... I will bet ya 50 bucks, Obama will beat McCain in November. Whatta say? Buttnut? or are ya YELLOW?
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:16
Quick question here. Since you all have each other's email ( and , possibly, intimate body measurements) would it not be easier simply to talk about your HUGELY interesting betting life privately ? Just a suggestion. Could it be that you are all, in fact, attention whores of the worst kind ? I can't quite see what you are trying to prove other than that you a. Have FAR too much time on your hands b. You are total knobheads. Don't feel you have to respond in any way, folks. I shall be doing something interesting instead , like cataloguing my rubber band collection. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1-0c4lgvpb4 lol etc.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:17
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:17 This is not my game, RF, but got to admit that a postdated check sounds more serious than "send me your address if I lose and vice versa"... ================= I have already demonstarted in the past that i honor my bets I paid my bet to Ds and TSS norace hasnt done anything of the sort /////////////////////////////////////////////// This is JUST ..ONE of Norace's F A V O R I T E ..ones! There's MORE! Believe me@ Yer gonna see em.. A L L ! LOL! Lot's more about RF.. saying SHIT! heh heh heh heh ehh ehe Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! LOL! I'm gonna have A LOT MORE fun on rotten now! Just when i thought my life couldn't GET any BETTER! heh
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:20
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 11:26 as i said before i am trying to rid the forum of norace I didnt specify the means now did i? From: gargoyle1 Date: 15-Jul-2008 11:33 RF, um, I don't have your email, at least I don't believe I do, and I dumped noraces a while back, after he showed that he was a genius. However, mine is available in my bio, so you can both send me yours for safe keeping. Famous last words, trust me. From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 11:35 goyle you have mail ................................ Hmmmm? That's interesting.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:21
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 11:23 hey goyle norace trusts you so you have been voluteered as a go between for info exchange as you have both of our email addys
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:22
Lol :( etc. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=LuwDSiTPAIY&feature=related // just when I thought my brain couldn't get any smaller I Am SO going To HAvE FuuN
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:26
You appear to be starting from a pretty low base point Nor old chum ............................ Thank's fer the past,, experienced advice and consul OG! That's why i luv talkin to the olde fuckers in the nursing homes.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:32
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:22 ................................ !! ? Hey OG. When ya try to copy a superior style of humour from one as multitalennted as the Norace personna is.... (shakes) head Well.. you looke like/// http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y Take Norace's advice. Be true to yerself (OG).. And stick to yer own no talent and unimaginitive posting. It's WHO YOU ARE. Have some Cherrios! indeed! (yawn) ;)
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:39
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:17 This is not my game, RF, but got to admit that a postdated check sounds more serious than "send me your address if I lose and vice versa"... ================= I have already demonstarted in the past that i honor my bets I paid my bet to Ds and TSS norace hasnt done anything of the sort ........................................... yawn! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:41
Hey..........I like OG; he may be a silly sod; but all the same. I need my UK alliance. I need touch base.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:43
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:17 This is not my game, RF, but got to admit that a postdated check sounds more serious than "send me your address if I lose and vice versa"... ================= I have already demonstarted in the past that i honor my bets I paid my bet to Ds and TSS norace hasnt done anything of the sort ........................................... Oh yeah baby! tell me all about honey! "i honor my bets" bwahahhahaha! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:47
he may be a silly sod; ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' i like him too... he's much *smarter than most of em..(prob cause he "old") *(course that ain't no big woopp either...boy) I like everybody equally humanly DD.. yer know that !
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:52
From: eltrut Date: 13-Nov-2008 00:36 Why do all the people that post here attempt to be 'hip'? And you know what the fuck I'm talking about. It's as if everyone here loves the movie Juno. No wonder I don't visit this site anymore. === What? think youre too fucking cool to post here. twit.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:55
!! ? Hey NOR When ya try to copy a superior style of humour etc ( some other stuff not worth reading0 (shakes) head Well.. I never picked up on the "humour" element. I assumed you were retarded (NR).. And stick to yer own no talent and unimaginitive posting. It's WHO YOU ARE. Have some Cheesy Pooves yes indeedy ! (yawn) ;)
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:56
Why do all the people that post here attempt to be 'hip'? ........................... ! ? ZZ )yawn) hey elwood... Norace don't need to.. "attempt" // hope on.. On bored ,,, baby http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cmfAzhwHlWc&feature=related
From: conspiracy
[Theory]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 07:58
Notification of Bequest On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late Scott Kennedy ,I hereby attempt to reach you again. I wish to notify you that late Scott Kennedy made you a beneficiary to his will.He left the sum of twenty three Million two Hundred Thousand Dollars.($23,200,000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his will. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Late Scott Kennedy until his death was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time, Late Scott Kennedy died at the age of 71 years.According to him this money is to support your activities and to help the poor and the needy. Please You should fill the information below for more directives 1.Full Name 2.Telephone number 3.Age 4.contact address/Country 5.occupation Yours In Service, Barr.Larry Smith(Esq) email:larrysmith_chambers@hotmail.com Tel.+44-7035937509 Just thought you might all want to share in this. Give him/her the phone # of someone you don't like , name , you get the idea Good Morning all!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:02
Just thought you might all want to share in this. Give him/her the phone # of someone you don't like , name , you get the idea .............................. !! Naive , indeed!~ Yawn.. Morning Conspiracy! I think Goyle, (.)(.)s too, RF and several others are.. already WAY ahead of ya! (shakes head)
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:03
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 13-Nov-2008 06:45 Ok goyle... Let's see (me post) some more of yer Emails to norace. === norace. no one cares. just shut the fuck up, quit whining.
From: helterskelter
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:05
"Quite a few students witnessed the event," she said. "There was a lot of bravery, a lot of heroism in the hallway. Staff members stepped in immediately and protected other students =================================== They let the dude walk out! Thats not bravery! What the fuck? And staff members protected students from a guy who was already gone? Oh, and the comments on that page are stupid. Blaming video games for someone slitting someone elses throat. People have been slitting each others throats since they found out that rocks could be sharpened. I bet everyone of those kids in the school played the same games but did they slit anyones throat? Were they desensitized to someone getting their throat slit? It sounds to me like they were pretty disturbed by the incident. Fictional violence does not desensitize one to REAL violence! And whats with people assuming that schools should be any safer than any other place where people gather? If this had happened in a dark alley people would hardley notice but as soon as it happens in a school its "Oh my god! what is this world coming to?!" People need to stop believing the world was ever a bunch of Bradys,griffiths,and cleavers.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:06
Conspiracy, thanks for the message on Nov 11. My best to your and your family. I hope you'll share your good fortune and instant wealth with the deserving Rottentots.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:07
norace. no one cares. just shut the fuck up, quit whining. ........................................................ !! Oh contrair SPOOKY! Only one person cares! ME! that's all i need! heh heh heh
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:09
Poke a tard with a shitty stick Laugh and run away, quite quick-ly. Norace, give up. Really, you are making a arse of yourself in public. We can do that for you, at no cost to your good self.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:12
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:51 I'm waiting... From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:54 So 500 dollars or 1000 bucks? Put up or shut up. You make "plenty" of money, right dumbass? ==================== since I dont believe you will pay if you lose sure $1000.00 if you win you give goyle your address he sends it to me i send you the money If I win i give goyle my address he sends it to you you send me the money agreed? From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:58 I'm waiting fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you ? .......................... YAWN.. Brinksmanship.. IS a DANGEROUS game RF.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:12
The best bargain you ever had.......... Henry VIII weeps torrents of blood at all the shit-shinned garbage you allow in the Kingdom.  Run it up the olde back-passage luv....best place for that one. An educated Americanized Brit is the fucking baddest of the bad. Bar none.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:15
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:51 I'm waiting... From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:54 So 500 dollars or 1000 bucks? Put up or shut up. You make "plenty" of money, right dumbass? ==================== since I dont believe you will pay if you lose sure $1000.00 if you win you give goyle your address he sends it to me i send you the money If I win i give goyle my address he sends it to you you send me the money agreed? From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:58 I'm waiting fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you ? .......................... YAWN.. Brinksmanship.. IS a DANGEROUS game RF. YEP.. IN SPADES!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:21
We can do that for you, at no cost to your good self. .................... Yawn... oh,, really? you ? you..and what fuckin Army? (yawn) heheh http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JnjmeYOn2Zc&feature=related hushaby, hushaby olde man... yer just a peanut, TA NORACE.. and an old stale one at that.. closes eyes again.. Hey OG... yer gettin agitated. yer need a nappy.. grampy.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:22
"and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.." Trusting a Scotsman with money ? Good plan. Like asking Obama to babysit the watermelon patch. Yassum.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:22
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:14 Hmmm. A superannuated rocker with a prediliction for paedophilia. A proud example DD. ------------ Townsend is a god..........who cares what he looks at on the internet? (I don't) Ever heard Quadrophenia? WHO the fuck are YOU?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:25
 Join together with the band. BTW......we don't get fooled again.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:29
Meet the new boss.........same as the olde boss.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:35
BTW......we don't get fooled again. ................ DD and i actually do agree on a very few things... I am amazed sometimes that such an overbearing pretentious foole with so little self insight could appreciate the genius inherent in this song.. I JUST like the songs... selfish to admit..but I don't care about the human beings ..folks that "produced" it. other than to say,, THANKS... and get the fuck outta the way , baby! I;m gonna rock to "the world's" song now! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0_m-4NAec&feature=related ps.. DD, you nazi idiot! ;)
From: thehumantumor
[Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:37
I just wanted to say I do not condone sex with extremely fat chicks, it's just bad for the lower torso, bones aren't unbreakable. And secondly it really ruins your reputation, if you had one fat chick by accident, and when I say accident, I meant raped while you were past out at the wrong party, The other fat chick monster brigade think your automatically interested in them.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:39
just like mopeds. fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you with one.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:40
From: thehumantumor [Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son] Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:37 I just wanted to say I do not condone sex with extremely fat chicks, it's just bad for the lower torso, bones aren't unbreakable. And secondly it really ruins your reputation, if you had one fat chick by accident, and when I say accident, I meant raped while you were past out at the wrong party, The other fat chick monster brigade think your automatically interested in them. ======== So you like to bone fatties?
From: chinnuts
[Got Three For Ya]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:41
I haven't been around the FFA much these last few months. So I ask, "what happened to this place?" Did The Duder make it the internet equivalent of Section 8 / Council Housing with extra subsidies for the profoundly retarded?
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:42
It's the music that counts. Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen S. A. marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt Kam'raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen Marschier'n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit Die Strasse frei den braunen Batallionen Die Strasse frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann Es schau'n auf's Hackenkreuz voll Hoffung schon Millionen Der Tag fur Freiheit und fur Brot bricht an Zum letzen Mal wird nun Appell geblasen Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit Bald flattern Hitler-fahnen Uber allen Strassen Die Knechtschaft dauert nur mehr kurze Zeit Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen S. A. marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt Kam'raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen Marschier'n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:45
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:38 Fiddle abbaht, fiddle abbaht. Loverly.Guv'nor. ----------------- OK Thomas!
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:45
Sing with me , children. (3x) O ole Zip Coon he is a larned skoler, Sings posum up a gum tree an conny in a holler. (3x) Posum up a gum tree, coonny on a stump, Den over dubble trubble, Zip coon will jump. Chorus: O Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day. O Zip a duden duden duden duden duden day. O Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day. Zip a duden duden duden zip a duden day.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:47
I gots the music ( and a bowie knife) in me. Pretty girl, pretty pretty girl Cease to exist Just, come an' say you love me Give up, your world Come on you can be I'm your kind, oh your kind an' I can see You walk on walk on I love you, pretty girl My life is yours Ah you can have my world Never had a lesson, I ever learned But I know, we all get our turn An' I love you Never learn not to love you Submission is a gift Go on give it to your brother Love and understandin' Is for one another I'm your kind, I'm your kind I'm your brother
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:52
Fiddle abbite........I refrain my dear! The foreman over there hates the gang, The poor people on the farms get it so rough, Truck drivers drive like the devil, The policemen they're acting so tough. They need water, Good water, They need water, And I'm sure there isn't one of us here Who'd say no to somebody's daughter. (I wouldn't) -PT
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:54
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:42 It's the music that counts. Dick Fahne hoch die Reihen fest gesclssen S. A. marcschiert mit romney ruhig festem Shitt Kam'raden die Rottferd und Reaktion erschossen Marcchier'n im christ in unborn Reihen mit Die Strasse frap den braunen Batallionen Die Strasse frap dem Sturmabteilungsmann Es schau'n auf's Hackenkreuz voll Huffun smokel Millionen Der Teez fur Freiheit und fur Brot bricht an Zum lizarden Mal wird nun Appell geblasen Zum Kampfe steh'n wir alle schon bereit Bald flatthearn hast Hitler-flatnen Uber allen oneballin Duh Knechtschaft dessert nutr mehhh krape sheit Die Fahne hoch die Reihen fest geschlossen S. A. marschiert mit ruhig festem Schritt Kam'raden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen Marschier'n im Geist in unsern Reihen mit ...................................... ?? Wow! Something to do with Hitler , I think! For those that DON'T sprecken so well like norace. Let me translate fer the rest of you gentle posters... from the original German that OG.. quotes so passionately. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZStaaVuxsgg&feature=related I hope this clears up any mistranslations..
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:00
All jews must be exposed to Zyklon-B until death ensues. I hope that doesn't sound overly harsh. Yikes.(that sounds somewhat un-humanitarianistic)
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:15
far would jew be without die juden-eh no gefilte for you me laddie chinny bo binny! gut to see ye's
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:18
From: chinnuts [Got Three For Ya] Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:41 I haven't been around the FFA much these last few months. So I ask, "what happened to this place?" Did The Duder make it the internet equivalent of Section 8 / Council Housing with extra subsidies for the profoundly retarded? ==== The place has gotten better then?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:19
pibble to the tits? aye-that fits pibble to the toe? just say no pibble upside yer hade? better than bein dead pibble from yer pappy? eww-mui crappy undroll-writ humongous
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:21
Juden verboten and Arbeit macht frei. How's that der spreken ze deutch? Quite ragged I would assume.....Shakespeare spoke and wrote in an English hand! Asdid Milton and Chaucer!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:21
!! Like the widows and cripples in olde LONDON town.. Who owe their large pensions.. To Werner von Braun! ...................................... heh heh heh LOL! How olde are ya anyway git? soo.. yer liken duh fuhrer and haten der jewes and commin from old london town in all... I gotta question fer ya OG! ...(yawn) V1 or V2? Or should ya have a V 8? HEH! snore
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:23
no spookums-all the soddin cheery toejam has grossed me out for one. it's rotten-not sunset mag. so lap my colon and make it snappy- i want to feel fresh as a summer's eve-in detroit
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:26
debbil dag-who took the jam outa yer donut this morning? make like a walrus and goo goo ga jew
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:28
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:51 I'm waiting... From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:54 So 500 dollars or 1000 bucks? Put up or shut up. You make "plenty" of money, right dumbass? ==================== since I dont believe you will pay if you lose sure $1000.00 if you win you give goyle your address he sends it to me i send you the money If I win i give goyle my address he sends it to you you send me the money agreed? From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:58 I'm waiting fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you ? .......................... YAWN.. Brinksmanship.. IS a DANGEROUS game RF. YEP.. IN SPADES!
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:29
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch] Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:23 so lap my colon and make it snappy- ==== Not into colon lapping but if you roll over we could work something out
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:32
franklin, miller,reeve and the ploughman along thar merry way, did tryst and dally with said blokies; merchant, haberdasher,shipman and cook. blimey these characters would service a good book! decidedly unrefined
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:33
good lad, spooks; consider me rolled commence a jolly good tongue lashing at will
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:37
Me natch-pod....I'm in a drunken stupor; excuse the debbil. (I loves the WHO though) 'The River Thames is turning dry, The whole world is blazing. We need water, Wow yeah good water, Ooh we need water, And maybe somebody's daughter.' -PT
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:46
why for art thou in thy cups at such a gentle hour, dear debs? freshly sodden or yet drudged from the night gone?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:52
Haberdasher....whence I found that appellation I was reading my sainted Dickens. "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it ws the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way." None of this bullshit Hemingway two lines and out. REAL writing......and I know; I don't know much about computers; talk about science, geography, history or literature. I'll own your fucking ass.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:58
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 13-Nov-2008 06:27 ttp://forums.dailyrotten.com/stupid/b7/f1/b7f145fd7d82e93404f8106dd6263774.gif I avoid personal attacks unless I am summarily attacked thus.........but that is just fucking hilarious. A dickhead indeed! Now I want Munchy to concoct a gif of Goyle being ass-fucked by a giant rabbit! Work on it. ---------------------------- "Now I want Munchy to concoct a gif of Goyle being ass-fucked by a giant rabbit! Work on it" Bunny-rape.     
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:03
REAL writing......and I know; I don't know much about computers; talk about science, geography, history or literature. I'll own your fucking ass. ======== Explain the significance of Arkady Svidrigaïlov's dream in Dostoevsky's "Crime and Punishment"
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:18
perhaps that having remorse doesnt apply to him. he has no morals. no humaanity. fut say you?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:21
Well Hera..........he wanted to fuck up the asshole who ripped him off. DUH. Don't ask any obvious self-evident questions please my friend. A WASTE OF TIME. I've read Turgenev, Tolstoy, and Dostoevsky (I have had 'The Brothers Karamazov for years)...but I can't get a fucking handle on it. BTW, want a bit of true literary trivia Tolstoy had aa portrait of Dickens above his bed for literary inspiration. (true) Nobody pens well-spoken and expressed outage like the Brits! And that ain't no fucking bullshit.............is it? Kiss my ass motherfuckers.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:26
debbil-fut the fut are ye on afut? we're talking the extraordinary man reaching his peak of immorality and then offing hisself-get with the program, son
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:30
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch] Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:18 perhaps that having remorse doesnt apply to him. he has no morals. no humaanity. fut say you? ======= Then why his revulsion when the girl offered to prostitute herself?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:38
what is the crime and what is the punishment?
From: piedmont
[Piedmont]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:39
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 13-Nov-2008 09:00 All jews must be exposed to Zyklon-B until death ensues. I hope that doesn't sound overly harsh. Yikes.(that sounds somewhat un-humanitarianistic) ___________________________ Ironic Zyklon-B was developed by someone (Dr. Fritz Haber) who was Jewish.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:40
Now say what you would say my Snatchy....no need to sugar-coat it for for your beloved DD! I like it stark and direct. (you KNOW this)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:57
'Crime and Punishment' must I lecture you proles as to the significance? I read this shit as a teenager. He kills a probable worthless jew......but his dilemma arises whence he has doubts and regret regarding his actions. It's a passion play; Shakespearean almost in dimension....but ultimately Raskolnikov is a villain because he is an amoral individual. Quite unlike Brutus. Get it now?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:59
Because you say so Studage.........i SHALL DO JUST THAT!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:00
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 13-Nov-2008 10:57 'Crime and Punishment' must I lecture you proles as to the significance? I read this shit as a teenager. He kills a probable worthless jew......but his dilemma arises whence he has doubts and regret regarding his actions. It's a passion play; Shakespearean almost in dimension....but ultimately Raskolnikov is a villain because he is an amoral individual. Quite unlike Brutus. Get it now? ======= And what the flying fuck does that have to do with Svidrigaïlov's dream?
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:06
Nice pic there, Sandy. I wonder what that gal's life story is. She looks nice enough and is still fairly young. Somehow, when she was a girl, did she imagine that she would end up being photographed being raped by a giant bunny?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:15
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:02 Never mind that your brief synopsis is completely wrong. --------------------- Then provide your own genius......let's see the brilliant well-read analyst at work. Well......get on it fucker so I may be summarily amazed and awed at your literary omnipotence.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:21
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:06 Nice pic there, Sandy. I wonder what that gal's life story is. She looks nice enough and is still fairly young. Somehow, when she was a girl, did she imagine that she would end up being photographed being raped by a giant bunny? === He said he was a Hollywood Movie producer.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:24
Slaughterhouse 5 is coming on the box.......... Can I resist Vonnegut on TV? And so it goes. Po-to-weet!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:25
His dilemma arose before he killed Alyona Ivanovna. It was the culmination of the then vogue liberal nihilistic idea of the Ubermench. Dostoevsky was fiercely conservative. It is not a "passion play" in the sense you mean it, and Raskolnikov is hardly immoral. He is unconciously seeking redemption through a series of seemingly selfish and ironically self-destructive behavior.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:30
i say d. was more spiritual than even conservative. what explanation do you give to your first query?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:32
gerbil-have i told you lately how i fuck you
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:34
aye-fer bits and spats- bicycled around angel the other da lots o rockfishing in the ba symphony is holding swa do ye misss it?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:35
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch] Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:30 i say d. was more spiritual than even conservative. what explanation do you give to your first query? ===== True snatchy he was both as to my original question, it is one I have wondered about myself for awhile.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:39
one would think a ephesian philosopher of flux and fire would ha an interesting and wayward explanation hmmmmm?
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:40
how do you fuck me, snatchy? let me count the ways
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:40
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch] Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:36 and your conclusion? ========= I've yet to reach one. I was genuinely asking for opinions on the matter. Further though, I think d. was a bit of a mystique as well as a spiritualist. It was through Rodya's "self-destruction" that he found redemption, through his punishment, which was ultimately his reward.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:42
'He is unconsciously seeking redemption through a series of seemingly selfish and ironically self-destructive behavior' Tell me how redemption is sought through self-destructiveness........it reminds one one Captain Ahab; bent on self-destruction. And that's just how it goes isn't it? 8 years I believe. Are we to construe Svidrigailov had a sudden revulsion against his charitable feelings aafter his bloody thoughts? I suppose we all have those. I quash them immediately.
From: snatchvondrippy [snatch]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:44
i thought we were discussing svidrigailov's dream-fut
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 11:48
Peals before swine Studdy........I would identify 'everything' thus that comes your way. Olde and dumb is pretty useless....put your tongue up Goyle's ass. (you don't want to fuck with me) Luv to Natchy BTW......far too long since you made your 'orrible presence felt! ;)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 12:01
And we shall discuss the same Natchy......I haven't read the shit in eons; but the dream sequence always draws parallels to the Richard III 'Clarence' dream piece in the aforementioned play. Dostoevsky attempts to place a superman-like non-judged 'hero' above conventional morality. But it catches up with him doesn't it? 'Raskolnikov is a tragic character. He revels in the ideas of greatness, however, they are nothing more than theories because he lacks the necessary proponents to act on them. His logic concerning the 'ordinary' and 'extraordinary' man proved to be one of his most wretched sources of torment. It truly is terrible, he was great enough to understand greatness, yet sadly he was too 'ordinary' to achieve greatness.' - Wiki
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 12:06
Munchy; if I was a disgusting jizz-gargling scumbag...............I would kiss your arse! Priceless! Sorry though.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 12:41
The difference between DD and hera is the difference between memorization and comprehension. DD - you probably have a "trick" memory. No one is impressed.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Nov-2008 12:56
Ahhh, the joys of the silence of the RZR. I imagine fucknut is going ballistic and sandy's just following along with photoshop, go ahead guys, make fools of yerselves for the world to see.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:07
Ah, summer down under! You could be here where it's nearly freezing but raining and so gloomy I've had to have lights on all day. It's going to be ugly if it freezes here tonight.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:09
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 13-Nov-2008 12:41 The difference between DD and hera is the difference between memorization and comprehension. DD - you probably have a "trick" memory. No one is impressed. -------------- To the contrary my old friend. How could you not be in truth? It defies description....and you fucking know it!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:11
Mitchell........(RIP) Are we all experienced?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:12
LOL, a hot humid Xmas sounds weird. Seafood sounds good though, I'll reserve the beers for summer. Now a nice hard cider would go well with dinner.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:20
Hera, I suppose being in Houston you have. Where I've lived it's usually cold and snowy, not always, but usually. Had a few Brown Xmas's too.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:26
Oww its cold..............its hot. Who gives a flying fuck; this is 'ROTTEN" not the fucking weather channel. I am going to start ripping the shit out of assholes who waste the bandwidth. Hera.....I applaud your ill-conceived ventures into literature though....keep it up!
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:26
Stud, I disagree. DD's grasp of English Lit is almost as perfect as my high school English teacher, a mad mad genius we students had to call "Maestro". He had every line of Shakespeare memorized, and made us memorize pages and pages, yet found something brand new in the words every year. He also made us diagram sentences till our heads exploded. I thank him for that.
From: tosslebottom
[Shake eet]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:32
Who gives a flying fuck; this is 'ROTTEN" not the fucking weather channel. I am going to start ripping the shit out of assholes who waste the bandwidth. Start ripping, fucktard.
From: murderburger138
[it's all just dandy until everyone catches fire]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:38
when they said 'first period' they weren't talking about the monthlys. First period means the first class of the day. off topic, I like these photoshops of yours munchkin. I've shown them to my friends and we all laugh at the asshats. keep up the good work. and to those who don't like what i've said, fuck your weather and your boxes. If you wanna talk about the weather all the time, then spend an hour or 2 OUTSIDE. I hear there is plenty of it out there.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:43
From: tosslebottom [Shake eet] Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:33 hera, where've you had hot Xmas's? ======= In Houston. They aren't hot like hot in Australia, but they will start out about 40F in the morning and be 80F by the afternoon
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:43
My pet rabbit is planning to assassinate me. Bub-Bun is not to be trusted. (and someone needs an ass-reaming?) Stand in line woman.........I'll get to you.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:54
hera, i didn't forget you. hi! (i got distracted and started reading about cannibals. something in the side column caught my eye).
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 14:08
He's yawning luv.....you DON'T want to a hear a rabbit squeal; I heard it about 25 years ago and I NEVER want to hear it again. I love rabbits though. --------------------- And for Pats: O' proud death, What feast is toward in thine eternal cell, That thou so many princes at a shot So bloodily hast struck? -Hamlet (In view of Mitchell; with his silly white-boy afro!)
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 14:30
haha. i actually had to go back and see what i typed there, hera. i scared myself a little. how are things going? hey sp00kie! dd, i have had minimal exposure to bunnies. their mouths scare me. now that i know that i will see this regularly when bunny yawns, i will reconsider getting my son a bunny as a first pet. i thought bunnies were a happy medium between guinea pig and cat, but i'd just rather not have a bunny now. kinda has a predator-looking mouth.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 14:33
Hi OL! One of my friends has a guinea pig. Smart critter, knows how to do tricks and it follows him outside for walks. I hear they're tasty too.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 14:41
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 13-Nov-2008 14:30 haha. i actually had to go back and see what i typed there, hera. i scared myself a little. how are things going? hey sp00kie! dd, i have had minimal exposure to bunnies. their mouths scare me. now that i know that i will see this regularly when bunny yawns, i will reconsider getting my son a bunny as a first pet. i thought bunnies were a happy medium between guinea pig and cat, but i'd just rather not have a bunny now. kinda has a predator-looking mouth. ============  heh, I've been okay, long day today.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 14:45
nice bunnies, munchkin. i was skeerd to go look at first, but i did it. i don't think i could bring myself to eat those, sp00kie. how exactly would you prepare guinea pig? teriyaki? (i know i spelled that wrong. guess what? i don't care!)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 14:46
dd, i have had minimal exposure to bunnies. their mouths scare me. now that i know that i will see this regularly when bunny yawns, i will reconsider getting my son a bunny as a first pet. i thought bunnies were a happy medium between guinea pig and cat, but i'd just rather not have a bunny now. kinda has a predator-looking mouth. ---------------- Well OL you have found my Achilles heel with regard to self-expression.........bloody rabbits. Rabbits do NOT bite BTW; although they always seem to express disapproving looks upon their furry gobs. Rabbits make fine affectionate pets, but are more highly maintainable than one would imagine at first glance. Not recommended for kids under about 13. They need affection and handling as well as pellets water and ruffage. (carrot, lettuce, celery, corn etc.) And they need a run of a room with an open cage to hop in and out of. They can be trained to shit in a plastic box in the corner of their cage though. Bun-Bun leaves the odd pellet on the TV room carpet; but their nice and solid and go right up in the vacuum! OK.....there is your fucking bunny tutorial!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 14:49
I just want some cool cool water.......... and maybe somebodies daughter!
From: pontius
Date: 13-Nov-2008 14:56
Je ne suis pas une communiste Je ne suis pas une cycliste Je ne suis pas une catholique Je ne suis pas une footballiste allez allez circulez avec ton cul d'un pede j'aime les femmes, j'aime les garçons et comme j'ai déjà dit, j'aime les zizi's putain putain c'est vachement bien nous sommes quand même tous des europeens (DD, great lyrics, aren't they?)
From: pontius
Date: 13-Nov-2008 15:24
For DD - the smart guy who almost speaks one language Ein Flugzeug liegt im Abendwind An Bord ist auch ein Mann mit Kind Sie sitzen sicher, sitzen warm Und gehen so dem Schlaf ins Garn In drei Stunden sind sie da Zum Wiegenfeste der Mama Die Sicht ist gut Der Himmel klar Weiter, weiter ins Verderben Wir müssen Leben bis wir sterben Der Mensch gehört nicht in die Luft So der Herr im Himmel ruft Seine Söhne auf dem Wind Bringt mir dieses Menschenkind Das Kind hat noch die Zeit verloren Da springt ein Widerhall zu Ohren Ein dumpfes Grollen treibt die Nacht Und der Wolkentreiber lacht Schüttelt wach die Menschenfracht Weiter, weiter ins Verderben Wir müssen Leben bis wir sterben Und das Kind zum Vater spricht Hörst du denn den Donner nicht Das ist der König aller Winde Er will mich zu seinem Kinde Aus den Wolken tropft ein Chor Kriecht sich in das kleine Ohr Aus den Wolken tropft ein Chor Kriecht sich in das kleine Ohr Komm her, bleib hier Wir sind gut zu dir Komm her, bleib hier Wir sind Brüder dir Der Sturm umarmt die Flugmaschine Der Druck fällt schnell in der Kabine Ein dumpfes Grollen treibt die Nacht In Panik schreit die Menschenfracht Weiter, weiter ins Verderben Wir müssen Leben bis wir sterben Und zum Herrgott fleht das Kind Himmel nimm zurück den Wind Bring uns unversehrt zu Erden Der Vater hält das Kind jetzt fest Hat es sehr an sich gepreßt Bemerkt nicht dessen Atemnot Doch die Angst kennt kein Erbarmen So der Vater mit den Armen Drückt die Seele aus dem Kind Diese setzt sich auf den Wind und singt:
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 15:35
Hera, I would suggest that we are looking at two kinds of evil. One that arises from using the wrong means to accomplish a righteous end, and soon the means taint the man (Raskolnikov), whereas Svidigailov has no moral compass and acts out of purely whimsical self-interest. Dosto uses dreams as a device to illustrate basic differences between motivations that result in negative action. They become his Greek chorus and a fine alternative to constant monologue. It maybe that the influence of mid-XIXth c. turn towards Realism (as later developed in Chekhov's plays and Stanislavsky's theatre) were an influence? Just maybe?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 15:42
From: murderburger138 [it's all just dandy until everyone catches fire] Date: 13-Nov-2008 13:38 when they said 'first period' they weren't talking about the monthlys. First period means the first class of the day. _____________________________________________ Thank you, asshole, we really needed you to to enlighten us. Learn how to spell as well, it is "Monthlies" and not "Monthlys".
From: pontius
Date: 13-Nov-2008 15:50
From: fistedmidget [short and sassy] Date: 13-Nov-2008 15:43 Try, Wut up O? -------- Ok then, I'll try and report later. Although I think most naggers around here are direct Africa imports, so whatever I say, it won't change much.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 15:59
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 13-Nov-2008 15:35 Hera, I would suggest that we are looking at two kinds of evil. One that arises from using the wrong means to accomplish a righteous end, and soon the means taint the man (Raskolnikov), whereas Svidigailov has no moral compass and acts out of purely whimsical self-interest. Dosto uses dreams as a device to illustrate basic differences between motivations that result in negative action. =========== A salient point from a moralistic view. Raskolnikov seeks redemption even if not consciously so, whereas Svidigailov avoids it. My first impression of the dream was that the girl symbolized innocence he had violated/abandoned. She turns to him and proffers the obscene and he is disgusted not with the girl but with himself and his seeming incapacity to repent, thus eschewing her. I fear I may be missing something though. That is why I asked.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:05
Why..........are you offering you fucking punk?
From: pontius
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:07
Wenn die Turmuhr 2mal schlaegt, falte die Haende zum Gebeht. By the way, I just hired a teacher and will soon speak a 6th language.
From: pontius
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:15
From: vicmasterblower [don't mean glass, guys] Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:09 Big P, I find it curious that many folks want to know that info, and ask. The answer is no. Just can't abide it, although I have been naked (or partially so) in bed with a girl more than once. -------------- It's your choice, no problem with that. It's just that to the banal me, pussy is the most beautiful thing in the world.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:16
Very impressive, you are a polyglot - ==== HA HA, Vic just called you a baby frog 
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:17
Your getting on my nerves you piece of shit ........you wanna play cocksucker? I read French quite well.......not Kraut as well/ Do something useful and kill some jews. Greasy little fuckbag......you ubderstand if you come face to face with me I'll fucking rend you like a tree with limbs to be snapped at will. Try me asshole. Tuscon Arizona. (I'll give you my address) (Blow your fucking head off) Now talk some shit.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:20
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:17 Your getting on my nerves you piece of shit ........you wanna play cocksucker? I read French quite well.......not Kraut as well/ Do something useful and kill some jews. Greasy little fuckbag......you ubderstand if you come face to face with me I'll fucking rend you like a tree with limbs to be snapped at will. Try me asshole. Tuscon Arizona. (I'll give you my address) (Blow your fucking head off) Now talk some shit. ======= Have a xannax DD
From: pontius
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:27
Vic, I'm still learning Thai which is a cruelly difficult language to grasp, besides that I'm learning Japanese and Chinese now. The other 4 I speak are French, German, English and my mother tongue which I won't mention here.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:33
Nicely done Sp00ky..........that is a beautiful deal. And I shall cool off! Sometimes I just become inexplicably pissed off; and male or female.......you are wise to piss off.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:34
From: pontius Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:32 sp00k, how many languages do you speak? === Almost one! (so far)
From: pontius
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:36
Look, DD almost speaks one. Let's clap hands! Great job lard-boy! * clap clap clap *
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:37
Actually I picked up some german from my Dad and grandmother, forgot most of it by now, and could get along with spanish but haven't used it much - except for swearing at wetb@cks so I'm forgetting that too.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:39
Who told you that you could speak English cocksucker? Fucking little pussy........stand in my gaze and I'll beat you to a fucking pulp. Easily.
From: sp00k
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:40
The funny thing is, if Ponty and DD met face to face, they'd probably get along. (yer both a couple of assholes).
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:44
Hera, I really like your reading of the dream. I have to go back and see if he is even capable of such a feeling, or whether he is merely contemptuous of womankind in general for having their own "shameless" urges (virgin/whore). On the other hand, that might result from his self-disgust at allowing his own desires to lead him to consort with an inferior being. I have not read Dosto for over 30 yrs and it's time I should experience him again from my now different vantage. I often have thought of him in the similar "cas de conscience" presented by Sartre's in "Les Mains Sales" and Camus' "L'Etranger". I have a great interest in writers and art that don't aim for the clean-cut and easily-classified descriptions of the human condition. I have as much of a problem with "morality-lite" as I have with its beeer equivalent. TY for bringing up the subject.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:50
205 6'1 Ponty ............when I hurt my knee I stopped drinking beer and started eating fruit instead of steak and spuds. Seriously, I've dropped 35 odd lbs in about 4 months. I'll still kick the fucking living shit out of you either way..you pseudo-intellectual turd-munching-faggot! You fancy yourself as clever? You have NO idea.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:54
Goyle seems to be enjoying his buggerage at the hands of an oversized lagomorph! I should have thought no different.
From: pontius
Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:58
I don't "fancy" myself as anything at all, lard-boy. I just find it saddening how proud you are of you English, yet, you can't put down a single sentence without some severe grammar/spelling mistake. Get over it, fatso, I speak 5 more languages than you, I fucked 2,500 more girls than you, I studied longer and harder, I look better and I've seen places you haven't even dreamed of. Fatso.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 17:03
"Get over it, fatso, I speak 5 more languages than you, I fucked 2,500 more girls than you, I studied longer and harder, I look better and I've seen places you haven't even dreamed of." 2,500!  what are you, a male slut? You must have banged the whole of Bangkok.
From: pontius
Date: 13-Nov-2008 17:07
Sandy, you used to be a great poster here on rotten. Do you think it's possible that we forget about all the annoying moments and move back on? Meaning - you leave me alone, and so will I re/ you.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 17:10
Hera actually shits out some descent prose on occasion. I dig.
From: phoenixrising
[out of the ashes...]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 17:11
From: sp00k Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:34 From: pontius Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:32 sp00k, how many languages do you speak? === Almost one! (so far) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OMG-LMAO-TFF Hey, Goyle sweetie, you have mail. Just doing a fly by 
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 17:14
My mind lets me vergessen that du bist right there in the next Raum
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 17:22
From: pontius ----------------- What's the deal with YOU? You were always a regular poster as everyone usually is, but you turned into a troll and fool...............why? Was it jealously or simply a churn of anti-confidence? I see both working!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:09
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:05 Thanks Sandy You log everything, right? -------------------- No, didn't log or bookmark, I just remembered it was Stokey designs, so a quick Google was all that was required to find the site.
From: ladyoftheball [yep my man has just 1 nut]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:21
Patsy, don't believe Munchkin. That is a lie. He has went through all our garbage cans and has toenail clippings labeled in little jars with our user names too. I came across this and thought of CainMarko.  I came across this and thought of my little bitch Nobrains.  Hi, dumplin!
From: bedfart
[lurker in]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:24
Munchy -are you building those gifs using a mouse or do you have stylus pad?  -- Off to wally-world for now, backread on return.
From: pontius
Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:28
being here so long i fogot what is means to be british with the real british blood and not clonial blood from our invansion forces i.e. united states of america and leave you with this ditto ' APPLE AND PEARS '
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:37
From: bedfart [lurker in] Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:13 The eyeball just sets it off, but can you make the other one go up and down? ------------------------------- The other eye? 
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:43
Munchkin, i logged into your photobucket account to add some of my many drawings and i tried to upload 32 at once. there was some unpleasantness and now i cant log in. hopefully your logged in and thats why it wont let me in.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:47
From: sirbutlust [mike duff] Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:45 cancel that, i copy and pasted the password and accidently there was a space in the beginning. everything is okay now. ---------------------- Just tried and it works fine, I wasn't logged in as I rarely ever use that account.
From: ogress [Oag]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 19:24
Holy crap I graduated from MHS in the 90's. Good gawd. That is just bizarre.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 19:49
From: pontius Date: 13-Nov-2008 16:15 It's just that to the banal me, pussy is the most beautiful thing in the world. ... stop the presses! Ponti and I agree, twice in as many days.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 20:32
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 13-Nov-2008 18:31 Lady, I came across this and thought of CainMarko  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hehe, But why? all I do is offer free candy. YuM.!! 
From: shitfish [the only friend you'll ever need.]
Date: 13-Nov-2008 23:56
It is night time. I am here to talk if you want to. Hi!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 03:18
Well, it's Friday. I'm getting off work in a short while. It's nice outside for these parts, and I can get my running in outdoors instead of in the gym. It's payday. I got four new Michelins on the car. Things could be worse.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 03:28
Heard you moved to Arlington, cracker. I know a guy there, lives on Rolling Green Drive. He calls it Rolling Machine Drive -- don't know why, I'm sure. Anyway, if you see a beautiful black '81 Celica GT, tell Mike he still owes me.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 03:32
From: pontius Date: 13-Nov-2008 17:07 Sandy, you used to be a great poster here on rotten. Do you think it's possible that we forget about all the annoying moments and move back on? Meaning - you leave me alone, and so will I re/ you. -------------------------- No more Pontius photoshops.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 03:40
Bad news from photos.cx: "well guys, i've been threatened with a lawsuit due to the amount of copyright porn that's been uploaded. I can't keep this thing online anymore. No matter how many donations this can muster, the site just can't stay up without restriction, and i really hate authority way too much to ever play the role of it. So, this must be the end. On the bright side, we do have barack obama as president in a few months. That might be really nice. I'm believing it will be. But, anyway. That's about it from my corner of the internet. It was nice knowing all of you. If you run an image hosting site, you should stop. You aren't ever going to make enough money to keep your site running with anything close to a profit, people will constantly criticize the way you run things, you'll receive a mountain of dmca complaints every day over shit like promotional porn thumbnails your users uploaded, nobody will ever follow your AUP regardless of how much freedom you give them, those same sociopaths will upload HILARIOUS image macros showing people fucking dogs and children, you'll receive late night phone calls from people threatening to ddos you because they're jealous you operate a better service, and if someone's image gets overwritten because they chose to be the 150th person to upload 1.jpg, you better be prepared to have your service revolted against by several of the most obese neckbeards to ever grace the internet with their presence. effective 11/14/2008 12:00AM CST i'm redirecting all image traffic to those hicks at www.godhatesfags.com, wish them my love babies. fuck you internet, i'm out. mike"
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 03:47
I hope he sends it all to Fred Phelps, or George Bush. Fuckers. I guess it's a wonder that b0g is still running, or this site for that matter. Freedom, people -- easy to lose, damn near impossible to replace.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 03:53
and now, Bush Co has finalized the Online Gambling Ban, which includes any sort of electronic funds transfers and even checks to and from online gambling sites. This 2006 fraudulent piece of legislation was successfully challenged by an Antigua, and the WTO gave the US gov't a year to stop interfering with international trade agreements that allow these transaction. The US told the WTO to blow it out its ass. Now, the US is the only nation that does not allow online gaming (however, you can still place OTB bets on domestic horse races -- how about that bullshit?) http://www.informationweek.com/news/internet/policy/showArticle.jhtml?articleID=212002480&subSection=E-Business
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 03:57
If you were wondering just how much damage Bush could cause in his last couple of months in office, just you wait and see. The first 7+ years were bad enough ... but he's got a few zingers left yet. Worst President Ever. Not even close.
From: myrtle
[theturtle]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 04:07
 Here's a fact: the ratio of national debt to gross domestic product was 1.2 to 1 in 1946. Today its 0.5 to one. Citizen suckers, hear this: we could run up cumulative federal deficits in excess of 10 trillion dollars over the next four years, and be fiscally poised for the future, just like we were at the dawn of the cold war. $10 trillion... that's what Obama could borrow in his first term, and end up making us all better off than we were when he arrived at the White House. So... what to spend it on? As some Chinese red mandarin was quoted in the press recently -- we gotta spend it "fast" and with "a heavy hand". But here's the real point: the best and fastest first shot would be not to spend it at all, but to rebate it: send a check for last years SSI taxes to every payrolled geef and geeffette in this country, and then declare a holiday from the SSI tax till further notice. It's ours, we earned it, so let us spend it -- or pay down debt, or whatever. Just plain dispose of it any way we want. Then next we might think of nationalizing the HMO's, like Uncle is already doing with all our big-boy high-finance outfits. Replicate the Paulson/Bernanke/Ribbentrop bailout pact -- but not to the benefit of the silk pajama crowd. Nope. For us -- by socializing the private health insurance industry. Call it single payer by other means. Once it's partly ours -- get every American signed up to a private plan, and have Uncle pay the first $2000k per head, as social coverage of... well... personal coverage. That oughta get the ball rolling. Note: This rebate plan is unlike the balance-sheet plugs approach, AKA "bail the big bums out" -- or as Obama all too benignly calls it, "fixing the financial plumbing." Don't matter if it's for the banks, or the insurance companies -- balance sheet injections only benefit us jobblers directly if the pipes leak. Otherwise we gotta pray for lots of so-called wealth effects to lift aggregate domestic expenditures. Note: anticipating that 5% of upper-crust wealth increase will get spent -- not lent-- is prolly high ...that's as far as wealth effects go. So if the rich guys behind these faltering hi-fi firms feel restored to former wealth levels, by a trillion or two in bail bonds, then they'll spend maybe ...maybe... maybe... 100 billion more than otherwise. Not a very high yield, eh? And so far as the "plumbing" goes -- as far as lending goes -- hey, the state of defaults makes lending increases very problematic. The bastards are unlikely to turn the taps enough, any time soon. Whatever voodoo hoodoo might occur as a result of the series of pain-relieving Paulson corporate injections, a direct rebate to wageling households, of taxes extracted to begin with right out of their own work earnings, will hit the real economy -- the one that makes real products -- much harder. And more importantly, resurrect the job force levels much much faster. It's a virtual WPA, folks -- bootstrap macro at its finest. In fact, if the household expenditure wave is big enough, in about two or three years, when we finally have the plans for our green lean and clean sustainable production machine, we oughta see such hyper-employment conditions, and such a real wage spiral under way, and such a production capacity squeeze that... it'll knock the pips off the dice in Las Vegas.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 05:49
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 13-Nov-2008 08:12 From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:51 I'm waiting... From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:54 So 500 dollars or 1000 bucks? Put up or shut up. You make "plenty" of money, right dumbass? ==================== since I dont believe you will pay if you lose sure $1000.00 if you win you give goyle your address he sends it to me i send you the money If I win i give goyle my address he sends it to you you send me the money agreed? From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:58 I'm waiting fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you ? .......................... YAWN.. Brinksmanship.. IS a DANGEROUS game RF.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 05:52
I have the day off today so i will be here for a while .................................................' Me too tard. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FjIuoeQo08Y How's yer WORD today. ..mucous? heh heh heh I'm NEVER gonna stop, baby! Thanks! ;)
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 05:54
From: //// To: norace Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 6:05 AM Subject: Re: Sorry I'm off ////, Just a fast note to let you know, I got the mail. My word is still good, last I knew so no worries there. On Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 7:19 PM, norace <com> wrote: Hello ////... Long time... Hey , I will make this bet with RF (I'm serious) . I think if you get this , you'll have my email.. msn.com.. Even though you turned me ito a blue thingi.. (sniff ) I still hope my trust in you is as warrented as my "gut" tells me. My address is ////// HOME phone is /////// .. Anyway.. I'm on fer this with RF and you can tell him I always honor my bets.. I think he;s nut to bet on McCain , but.. sure, I'll take his money Between the lines here, I'm sure he's a cool guy.. Too bad we are always "fighting" on rotten. Please keep this personal info to yourself , as always.. But WHEN RF LOSES and he wants to REALLY pay me , You can give him my address (I hope this doesn't backfire on me) So I can collect. (I would imagine you would need a 100 buck (helper fee) outta my winnings if he really pays me,, In the unlikely event McCain wins, I will swallow hard and pay UP.. (I can pull together a grand with only 2 extra incentive shifts, so it's not a big whoop fer me. I am so SURE of this that I even take a large bet like this.. I sure hope he pays up. Remember 100 bucks to you fer helping. :0 Anyway, thanks agin ////. From (blue box), hopefully still yer friend on rotten .. give me a line back to tell me what you think. Bye dude.. ----- Original Message ----- ........................................................... this should start me(NR) going mucous! My new little BITCH! I thought sandy was the only WELCHER here! hehehheheheheheheh
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 05:55
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:17 This is not my game, RF, but got to admit that a postdated check sounds more serious than "send me your address if I lose and vice versa"... ================= I have already demonstarted in the past that i honor my bets I paid my bet to Ds and TSS norace hasnt done anything of the sort ........................................... Oh yeah baby! tell me all about honey! "i honor my bets" bwahahhahaha! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:01
Yer still around RF? Heh heh heh Yer better go HIDE in yer ... blue box now! NORACE I S,,,,,,, P O S T I N G http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related PS.. 1.Paying yer bet ta Norace after all the HORSESHIT ya said = 1000 dollars 2. Not payin yer bet cause yer a internet bully AND just gotta BIG WEDGIE in front of the WORLD internet = PRICELESS! (yawn) Norace says... Another fun day at rotten! Commin up!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:05
Sure is quiet here '''''''''''''''''''''''\\ I imagine it would be ... .inside a box. heh heh (shakes head) stay in the blue box goyle , yer safe fer now. Keep yer head down/// incoming! NR is buzzin yer crummy metaphorical "town"/// (yawn) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek Roger big Daddy Gook!
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:07
fucknut I dont know what kind of bullshit you are playing here but in case you forgot you had to sign for that letter which is why i insisted on certified mail so here is what i am going to do.. I have already posted a copy of the check before i mailed it I am goingn to post the receipt for the certified mail when i mailed it, I am going to post the return reciept when i get it back, and when the check clears my account after you cash/ deposit it i am going to post that and if i have to i will post it with your entire name and address clearly visible give me a few moments to copy the mail reciept
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:10
Fucknuts here? God I love the RZR Is he trying to say you didn't pay him RF? I thought I saw him post that he got the check? Trying to take you for more money or what?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:22
give me a few moments to copy the mail reciept ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Whatever, ya say sweethart. So far NR has only gotten yer "letter of introduction" day before yesterday ..moron. I will BACK off when yer greasy money is in MY crummy geedy hands boy. The bet ain't never gonna be OVER til ya PAY ME. not post pictures. if you truely "mailed" yer check CERTIFIED on the 8th as you mentioned then,...hmmm.. Anyway... Pay up or i'll NEVER shut up. ps.. that ain't an "internet threat" either, mucous. It's just the facts man. Ps.. goyle.. If anyone needs a med check... It's yer sad pathetic ass! pss .,. Just ta let ya know boys know(goyle/RF/Gerbil/other yawners.. NORACE is ..GONNA ,,win this one(Obama BET) However YOU decide ta play it! LOL! BIG yawn) otherwise..
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:25
What's all this then, RF? I know for a fact that yoyu paid NR, since he already stated that he got the check in the mail. Now he's saying you DIDN'T pay him? As everyone knows, I will be sending out a cashier's cheque to NR today (Nov 14) in the amount of $800, and another cheque to Goyle in the amount of $200. I will also be sending it by certified mail so that I know that fucknut has received it, and if you wish, I can post pix of everything involved (except for fucknut's home addy -- I promised him I wouldn't give out personal info). I hope he doesn't pull the same crap with me as he apparently did with RF.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:28
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:24 From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:14 RF - if all the regulars donate to the cause maybe we can raise the $500 and rid ourselves of NR as a team. Think of it as a grassroots effort. ================= LOL do you really believe he will honor his word gerbil? I dont From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:25 From: morte266 [Old and Tired] Date: 15-Jul-2008 11:22 Norace, you don't think he'd use your mailing address to track you down and pummel you, do you? RF would NEVER do something like that. *blink* From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 11:23 hey goyle fucknut trusts you so you have been voluteered as a go between for info exchange as you have both of our email addys
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:31
I hope he doesn't pull the same crap with me as he apparently did with RF. ............ !! (yawn) I really hope fer your sake you pay me Gerbil. So far RF.. likes ta letters to norace with silly things written all over them instead of a real check fer money! So.. we will SEE!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:34
Gerbil, I think norace's off his meds. ........................................... From: gargoyle1 To: NORACE Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 6:05 AM Subject: Re: Sorry I'm off ////, Just a fast note to let you know, I got the mail. My word is still good, last I knew so no worries there. ..................... (shakes head) MY... meds?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:41
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:39 Helloooooooo.. HC! I'll bet that nice young lady would be some good company, huh? ======= I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:41
I really hope fer your sake you pay me Gerbil. ... Exactly what is that supposed to mean? You better tell me right now, bitch. As I have stated many times, and recently, I am in fact sending you a check this very day. Now, you better tell everyone what the above statement means, fucknut. I have your name and home address and do you really want to send threats my way?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:44
What a classic thread..........I loved the mating tapirs Stud; they looked like a pair of NYC jews rutting in some seedy high-rise. Pontius as dickhead and Goyle as lagomorphic catamite. (with jizz-guzzling visage) Terrific stuff from the Munchkin! And Hera and Snatchy with the Dostoevsky.....and GD popping in with the Camus reference. I'm more in my true element there; but when pie-eyed drunk I fall to lower levels and begin to flame away. BTW; I shall summarily break out 'The Brothers Karamazov' which has been gathering dust on my bookshelf for 3-odd years! I tend to reach for the Bard, Dickens, Le Carre' et al. Re-read Moby's Dick and the Scarlet Letter recently. Cormac McCarthy's 'Blood Meridian' is a fine contemporary read. Bloody is too right too! The 'Judge' in the piece is a villain of epic proportion.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:54
now fucknut when i recieve the return reciept i will post that also it should have the date you got the letter as well as your or your wife's or perhaps even christopher's signature assuming it takes four days to get back to me as it took four days for the letter to get to you i should recieve it on the 16th, the day before vette womwn and i take our little trip out west ummmm I mean east. if i dont get it by then you will have to wait till i return from vacation until then shut your fuckin mouth your retarded anal wart
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:58
Exactly what is that supposed to mean? You better tell me right now, bitch. ,,,,,,,,,, !! ?? no, you can't get outta yer bet boy.. actin "hurt" and "morally outraged".. (yawn) Clam down son! heh heh heh this is what got yer and mucous into trouble wit norace in the first places! heh (yawns) Lesson ONE (after 10 THOUSAND,, FIVE HUNDRED ..PLUS ,.NORACE personna posts,, WHEN.. Norace // "threatens ya" a post.,. YER GET ... QUALITY INSULTS! Excuse me a moment... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wruBPDRoLuk&feature=related ................................................................ yer don't get KINDERGARTEN physical death threats like pouncy and many other immature boys here... (so, gerbil is that why you wouldn't at LEAST tell me yer name?.. ... cause you COULD(maybe in the future if the time was right, use our private email AGAINST me?. . Whatever@! ;) AS YOU JUST ..implied? IN YER LAST post ta me(NR)(shakes head) Listen ... THIS... is NR "kickin yer ass metaphorically) 1. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related 2. NR says yer a moron 3. Then NR PROVES it to you on the forum with JUST my words and moving pictures. 4. Reposting yer own crap on rotten.com, ya wish ta GOD yer hadn't POSTED 5. I yawn Anyway.. Quityerbellyaching .. and just pay the man(me). RF. thinks.. "he's FUCKIN with Norace's mind"... Bwaaaaahahahahahah! (closes eyes again) I hope yer fer real on the check Gerbil. RF> is REAPIN a.. NORACE whirlwind// (here's an asskicker) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2So
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:59
oh and BTW fucknut as added security I asked one of our fellow rotteners to witness me mailing the letter, if he or she so chooses then they can come forward and verify that i nmailed you your fuckin check you god damned microcephalic smegma smeared pimple on a pigs dick
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:03
 Here's one for Ponti and/or Goyle......I can't tell the boring motherfuckers apart anymore!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:17
with a load of iron ore 26 thousand tons more than they had when fitzgerald weighed empty that good ship and crew was a bone to be chewed when the gales of November came early the ship was the pride of the American side coming back from some mill in Wisconsin As the big freighters go it was bigger than most with a crew and good captain well seasoned
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:26
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:01 1.Paying yer bet ta Norace after all the HORSESHIT ya said = 1000 dollars 2. Not payin yer bet cause yer a internet bully AND just gotta BIG WEDGIE in front of the WORLD internet = PRICELESS! ====================== I suggest you pull the BIG WEDGIE out of your own ass fucknut it will be a lot easier if you take your head out of the way first
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:31
"I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers" Eat Cracker's what ? Good to see the spirit of Zippy the Pinhead rides again. I speak 1000 languages ( some of them coherent) and have fucked 37.5 "girls" ( some with less than four legs). This makes me so proud that I am happy to post the details for all to see. Lo l// etc Jeez !
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:33
From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:18 no witty retort fucknut? come on lets hear it fucknut!! is that your name on the reciept? are those the first two numbers of your address? is that flagstaff AZ where you live? come on fucknut ........................... 1. yawn 2. Sure 3. as soon as i receive it(yer real check) fer real we can talk further. 4. if i get it anytime soon 5. watch this, yer feel better 6. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JnjmeYOn2Zc&feature=related 7. now watch this 8. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pjF_eDS6IjA 9.later, my rotten.com little peanut RT fiend! ;0 10. witty retort? yer said it all fer me mucous. (yawns gratefully) ps.. just fuckin pay me.. zzzzz
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:38
It is the evening of the day here now RF. Severe Microsofitis has caused some delays in accessing my computer today. I hope Bill Gates is attacked by rabid armadildos.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:45
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:40 Did somebody fall down and go boom this morning ? BTW, not only do I constantly win every Internet Lottery, who sent me a grand? ========== Strange, there is a gentleman in Nigeria who assures me that there is an account in my name, and that he has been charged with tendering said account to me, though I have no recollection of ever having been to Nigeria much less opening an account at the Bank of Nigeria.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:45
Not quite tea time. Most of us have, alas, given up the "Afternoon tea and cake" thing. A quick cup is all we can muster. Oh how I long for the days of fine china, doilies and fairy cakes. The epitome of civilised living. Lost on you heathens , of course. Too busy stuffing Bigmacs down your gaping maws and glugging buckets of "soda". What your digestions must be like I do not know.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:47
Gittus Minimus Antonius.........you Anglo-Saxon racist beast (which we have become by default); I'm south of Fagstaff, I wonder if I escaped the tard-bomb? BTW....the Townshend quip 'pictures of willie' last night was very droll...especially as that song is specifically about masturbation! Makes my life so wonderful...........
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:50
"Oldgit being funny? Have I entered the Twilight Zone?" My dear lady, I am ALWAYS funny, it is just to subtle for most of the clods that read it to grasp. Comedy gold, dear lady and for FREE ! What a bargain.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:55
Not quite tea time. Most of us have, alas, given up the "Afternoon tea and cake" thing. A quick cup is all we can muster. How genteel of your august personage to proclaim such culture, charm and project so much English charm. I 'mustard' it myself whence the need arises.....blows the heathen off their webs! Oddly enough......I rammed a Big Mac into my gaping maw last eve. For the first time in over a year no less......I don't eat that shit! Life doth have both a sense of humour and an incredible taste for irony!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:56
Good to see the spirit of Zippy the Pinhead rides again. I speak 1000 languages ( some of them coherent) and have fucked 37.5 "girls" ( some with less than four legs). This makes me so proud that I am happy to post the details for all to see. Lo l// etc Jeez ............. Hey OG! Yer forgot... (wheezes) LOL 1// etc heh heh heh (yawn) Norace = http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=NgBc-zlj3zk&feature=related OG (still tryin) = http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:59
Nor will I follow youtubes from 1/2 ( or less) wits. I , vaguely, remember the Twighlight Zone, it was too scary for kids. My brother had a T.Z "annual" which I found pretty scary too. Mind you I was also scared of the Flintstones and a comic character called "Mighty Moth". I guess I was a bit of a wimp *. * White Imperialist.
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:00
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:55 No lurk, if this were truly the twilight zone NR would be posting in proper grammar. ---------------------------- Hmmm I see what you mean Maybe I just need to get myself more coffee
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:02
No lurk, if this were truly the twilight zone NR would be posting in proper grammar. ............... NORACE Nov 14, 2525 (IF MAN IS STILL ALIVE) This is fer all yer blue boxers out there.. From Norace.. In a philosomophmoronic.. moody blues agin.. happens everytime i gotta wait fer the pseudowelchers ta man up.. and pay me... yawn TZTH,, NICE.. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YRABlT_ukNo&feature=related esp the Vic Morrow episode.. right DD?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:05
My dear lady, I am ALWAYS funny, it is just to subtle for most of the clods that read it to grasp. Comedy gold, dear lady and for FREE ! What a bargain. ------------ The best I ever had............the best I ever HAD..................! Err yeah; your self-entitled subtlety is usually like a hit on the head with bloody great spade. So don't latter yourself luv.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:10
So guys, Betty or Wilma ? I'd go for Betty, though Wilma was a "Slaghoople" before marrying Fred. Kind of "easy" I imagine. Or there's always Dino.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:12
zilla it was a bank check, i dont know what kind of paper it was printed on ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OK .. Let's roll mucous! heh heh heh ............................................ From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get (unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you? ............................................. MUCOUS(Rectal Fissure) SAYS! I'm a fuckin internet bully. I have NO intention of HONORING my bet. I'm just a fuckin asshole tryin ta BULLY norace. What prick I am. *yawn ;)
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:14
zilla it was a bank check, i dont know what kind of paper it was printed on ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OK .. Let's roll mucous! heh heh heh ............................................ From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get (unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you? ............................................. MUCOUS(Rectal Fissure) SAYS! I'm a fuckin internet bully. I have NO intention of HONORING my bet. I'm just a fuckin asshole tryin ta BULLY norace. What prick I am. *yawn ;) Twight zone
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:15
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:10 So guys, Betty or Wilma ? I'd go for Betty, though Wilma was a "Slaghoople" before marrying Fred. Kind of "easy" I imagine. ========= Betty, she's got to be easy if Barney could get it
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:16
...... If it's between Betty, Wilma and Dino..... Wouldn't the obvious choice be Dino?... I mean the other two are dogs aren't they? I'm no guy but I still know a dog when I see one  I mean come one ... Woof
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:18
'Dino' is the first name of my black dentist! Irony is indeed writ large today; and as such I shall regress to posting pictures of furry bunnies. None fucking Goyle in his well-reamed rabbit-hole however!
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:18
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:12 ( lots of bullshit ommited) I'm a fuckin internet bully. I have NO intention of HONORING my bet. I'm just a fuckin asshole tryin ta BULLY norace. What prick I am. *yawn ;) ===================== I really like how you wait till i leave to start your attack pussy boy did you forget about the refresh button? what a regurgitated cum bubble
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:19
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:15 From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:10 So guys, Betty or Wilma ? I'd go for Betty, though Wilma was a "Slaghoople" before marrying Fred. Kind of "easy" I imagine. ========= Betty, she's got to be easy if Barney could get it --------------------------- I bet this one's easy too 
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:23
zilla it was a bank check, i dont know what kind of paper it was printed on ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, OK .. Let's roll mucous! heh heh heh ............................................ From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get (unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you? ............................................. MUCOUS(Rectal Fissure) SAYS! I'm a fuckin internet bully. I have NO intention of HONORING my bet. I'm just a fuckin asshole tryin ta BULLY norace. What prick I am. *yawn ;) Twight zone
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:27
the question more to the point is, mr fissur.. why are you still showin yer cowardary bullie boy face around here? http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related go,, shooo,,, fly. ya bother me heh (yawns) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y go lie ta yer coworkers er sumpom zzzzzzzzz
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:29
  poor bun! Oh what a lucky man he was........... (Emerson solo)
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:30
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:27 ------------------------------- RF isn't a liar shut up and fuck off dumbass if he said he mailed you whatever you're looking for then he mailed it wait for the damned mail it isn't called 'snail mail' for nothing shit for brains
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:32
( lots of bullshit ommited) ................................ Those are yer OWN words .. M O R O N ! (shakes head) LOL! NOW.. sorry retard(RF).. Norace really does gotta few errands ta run... perfect time fer ya ta... ATTACK me(Norace the person).. yawn or justify yerself pathetically ter yer FEW rotten friends here.. heh http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=AM4ADoVc6TU (sniff)
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:32
Good morning "you people"- The last thing I remember was some news anchor saying "There will be small children in the White House blah, blah, blah...(is it still called that?!) I fell out and have been drunk ever since. LOL! "It sho' is a happy day..." - Mammy, 'Gone With The Wind' 1939. Happy 60th birthday to Prince Charles! Always the bridesmaid, never the bride... Out to walk the dog and look for a dead body. KKKISS KKKISS.
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:37
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:35 From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows] Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:30 yer a chick" right? yawn ------------------- what of it fucktard?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:39
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:35 From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows] Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:30 yer a chick" right? yawn ========= You seem to yawn a lot NR, are you getting enough rest? Maybe you have sleep apnea or narcolepsy. You should get more rest.
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:41
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:39 You seem to yawn a lot NR, are you getting enough rest? Maybe you have sleep apnea or narcolepsy. You should get more rest. --------------------------- I thought maybe it was internet addiction that was keeping it awake or maybe insomnia
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:48
Ricky Gervais has a special this Saturday on HBO, “Ricky Gervais: Out of England,” full of smut and politically incorrectness... he mocks the Nazis for not being able to find Anne Frank (“She had time to write a book!”). hee hee On another note, I bought new prescription eyeglasses. During my exam with the doc, I lied and told him I didn't think I need reading glasses (I'm only 43 and vanity won over logic). Now I'm resetting my computer screen with "Ctrl -" to make all the words smaller to adjust because I can't make my arms longer...
From: pontiuspilatius
[Pontius Phallus Pilatius]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 08:56
Check out this shithead Arrest Date: 10/13/2008 Time: 22:35 CAD #: AZSO Offense #: AZSO08OFF9780 Name: NELSON, MARK DoB:09/15/1955 Age:53 Sex:M Race:W AKA: Norace Address: 4025 Lake Mary Rd, Flagstaff AZ Occupation: Nurse Arrest Location: Flagstaff Interstate Truck Stop Charges: 1 Unknown Count(s) of 948.06 Lewd and Lacivious behavior/Indecent exposure Officer/Agency: KATZ, STEVEN - AZSO\CORRECTIONS Bond Amount: $10,000
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:13
And I also think, that women should dominate the upper steps. Well, at least the steps high enough I can look up their dress. Yup, 2 shows tonight folks. I'm also thinking DD should go on up to Flagstaff to see WTF is going on there. He's the closest.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:13
From: gargoyle1 Date: 14-Nov-2008 05:59 Sure is quiet here ----------------- That's because you installed the grease-bunny extension and got brown-boxed.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:16
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 14-Nov-2008 07:17 ------ The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald? Gordon Lightfoot I believe......a Canadian. You need wake up early to pass one by ME cocksucker. And that includes Dostoevsky. (even pissed-drunk I'll burn you down) Don't want to though........you are are breath of fresh air; just watch the inevitable creeping cloying pretension. (words of wisdom.......even if not appreciated at the time) Go on lad!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:21
"Arrest Location: Flagstaff Interstate Truck Stop Charges: 1 Unknown Count(s) of 948.06 Lewd and Lacivious behavior/Indecent exposure" ------------------------ Norace a pervert, who'd have thunk it?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:23
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:17 BTW, anybody else notice stfu did a password on his album ? ----------------------- Yeah, he passworded the album and did a runner from Rotten. The thumbnailed links still work if you can find them.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:25
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:16 Sandy, why do you keep that going ? I just don't understand, so explain pls. ---------------------------- Don't worry, he has my posts censored, so he'll never get to see my fine artwork and animations.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:27
Ya DD, Gordy was awesome. Tons of hits and wicked on a 12 string. Saw the guy many times over the years in concert and at Dads bashes. Studio versions just never really did him justice. Johnny Till jams with some of us every now and then, he lives 1/2 hour away.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:30
Cool shit 'Zillagod' Live long and prosper.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:33
hi all. zilla, mail. i forgot to add in your email that i'm just going to take pictures of everything that i think you will need and see what happens. i'm also going to keep looking for that pink thing. i will send all pics as soon as possible. (i realize this sounds really lewd and mischievious.)
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:37
I can't believe that so much of this thread and previous ones is being used up for the discussion of a stupid bet. I, thank the Gods, don't have to read t5het imbecile Fucknut's drivel, but I can gather form the tenor of the comments that we have an ongoing onslaught of his miserable crap. The whole subject is fucking boring. Please don't feed the damn cockroach. I almost preferred the "Christmasy" troll, to which, at least, people did not feel an irresistible urge to respond and compound the stupidity. Please give it a rest, and maybe people will find something worthwhile or at least mildly amusing to talk about.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:41
Let me add that you're letting the asshole run this forum, whether you like it or not, and he is probably laughing at you and for good reason. He is a bully and allowed to continue to be so. Yes, I am pissed off. I like coming here and reading and commenting now and then. It has not been very enjoyable lately.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:42
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:33 hi all. zilla, mail. i forgot to add in your email that i'm just going to take pictures of everything that i think you will need and see what happens. i'm also going to keep looking for that pink thing. ============ I'm pretty sure I could find that pink thing OL 
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:44
The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald? Gordon Lightfoot I believe......a Canadian. You need wake up early to pass one by ME cocksucker. And that includes Dostoevsky. (even pissed-drunk I'll burn you down) Don't want to though........you are are breath of fresh air; just watch the inevitable creeping cloying pretension. (words of wisdom.......even if not appreciated at the time) Go on lad! ======= Who said I was trying to slip it by you? Don't be getting all pretentious on me again DD.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:45
Hera, I left you another note on Dosto yesterday. I just reread the dream and I still feel that there's a metameaning that is making faces at me in my peripheral vision, LOL.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:46
OL, you call your panties "the basement"? Odd name for them. I guess though, you keep your bottom in them.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:48
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:45 Hera, I left you another note on Dosto yesterday. I just reread the dream and I still feel that there's a metameaning that is making faces at me in my peripheral vision, LOL. ======= I felt the same way, I don't have the book handy, but I'll have to read it again as well. D. had great depth, the Russian equivalent of Thomas Wolfe.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:51
Actually DD, I have to drop some stuff off at the recording studio the guys play around in next week. If Johns there I'll have him sign that pic of you if I have access to it, if you like. Shouldn't be a problem, he's a nice guy. Teaches guitar sometimes to the kids. Could get Ted to sign same I'm sure, he restrings my stuff. (has the knack) Anybody remember Tommy Miller from the Islanders ? He's my closest neighbour. Don't know Tom personally, but I have his hockey card I should get signed.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:52
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:44 well, get on up here, gargy and hera. you can start looking in the basement, i think that's where it might be. ======== Another long night, or did you actually get more than three hours sleep. How is monster?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:54
LMAO, Hera -- It's time for me to and crack open my "Finnegan's Wake" for some "easy reading". The chorus of the washerwomen will do for a start. Names at least, are easy to remember.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:55
i had a whole lovely hour of sleep last night, hera. monster has pink eye again. ffs. gawd damn dirty daycare, full of filthy pant-pissers. he was only there since wednesday because of pox recovery. this is lame. thanks for asking though. LOL
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:59
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:55 i had a whole lovely hour of sleep last night, hera. monster has pink eye again. ffs. gawd damn dirty daycare, full of filthy pant-pissers. ======== If the girls keep throwing themselves at him he may get more than pink eye LOL
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:59
zilla, please advise me on the proper method of attaching rubber gloves to his eyes. i don't have "boxes", just one box. only have one box at a time. those purdy blue ones.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:00
Finnegan's Wake .....eh? Well. Thomas Wolfe sucks........a slightly more non-effeminate (well-cored) asshole as Truman Capote! Vanities indeed!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:02
I figured your box was pink. Kids come in boxes. I enjoy playing with the box the baby came in.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:03
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 14-Nov-2008 09:54 LMAO, Hera -- It's time for me to and crack open my "Finnegan's Wake" for some "easy reading". The chorus of the washerwomen will do for a start. ======== Have you read Malachy McCourt's "A Monk Swimming"? It is a fascinating light read.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:06
GD.......I love your posts; perspicacious and clever; I remain a platonic lover. And I don't say that shit lightly.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:06
I'll check your box OL, just to be sure. Buy some some of them swimming goggle things ? Does the kid have long bangs ? Mine did when he was a wee one, and the irritation did it. Checking those instructions I send OL right now, gimme a few minutes.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:11
LMAO, hera. zilla, i already thought of the hair thing, but i had already given him a haircut on rememberance day. pink eye popped up this morning.
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:12
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:06 From: onelove [onelove] Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:00 however, i do have to check several boxes for my pink thing. ======== Be sure to look for my purple thing while you're at it ---------------------------------  here you go a purple thing
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:12
Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in an oven!
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:15
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:13 no, lurker. the box isn't pink, the thing i'm looking for is pink. it should be in a box in my basement. --------------------------- The guys were talking about a 'pink box' (namely yours) the one bellow with the kitties and the 'pink thing' was for you
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:16
Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up What is a Jews biggest dilemma? Free pork Whey do Jews have such big noses? Cuz all the airs free. Whats the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back. How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews fighting over the same penny What language does Jewish homo speak? Heblew What did the little German boy get for his birthday? Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes? They put parking meters on the roof. Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party. Whats Jewish doggy style? You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead. What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:19
What do you call a nlgger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick! Why do nlggers always have sex on their minds? Because they have pubes on their heads!
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:22
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:24
All jews should burn. Malachy McCourt's "A Monk Swimming"? You wanna read that ignorant Mick's horseshit? You may be literally inclined.........but your taste in is your ass.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:30
(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l? (Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure (JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge (Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie (JHawk111420) k, how old are ya? (Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;) (JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like? (Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up? (JHawk111420) both (Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops traffic (JHawk111420) and before your dressed up? (Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello ....
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:32
A few DD related jokes What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation? Can I help you pack your shit? How do you know when you're in a gay church? Only half the congregation kneels to pray! What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? May I push your stool in? What does AIDS stand for? Anally Injected Death Sentence. How do you know if you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit! Four fags are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One fag says, "Ok, who farted?" How do you fit three gays on one barstool? Turn it upside-down! What do you call a ship full of fags? The navy! What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids What's the difference between a refrigerator and a fag? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out! What did one gay sperm say to the other? How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this shit? What do you call a mix between a Homo and a Dinosaur? A Mega-sore-ass! What kind of dog would a lesbian never have? A weiner dog! Why'd the fag get fired from the sperm bank? They caught him drinking on the job What do you call a lesbian eskimo? A Klondike What's the first symptom of AIDS? A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum. What did the gay fireman say on 9/11? It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! AMEN!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:39
Not bad Ponti........................you fuck! 'What's the first symptom of AIDS? A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum.' How droll!
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:46
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill What's the difference between a jew and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney! A priest and a rabbi were walking down the street, on the other side they saw a young boy walking. The priest looked at the rabbi and said, "Let's screw him!", the rabbi replied, "Outta what?"
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:50
Like a chimp with a crayon dummy. Anything else would be illogical n'est-ce pas? Plus ca change, plus ce la meme chose. No? Fuck with me and you shall lose EVERY time!
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:57
"Fuck with me and you shall lose EVERY time!" I'm sorry fatso, even though you have those lovely round female curves, you're still not what I consider fuckable. Although, now that you mention it, I wonder how it would be to fuck you in your double chin.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:04
Scar tissue that I wish you saw Sarcastic mister know it all Close your eyes and Ill kiss you cause With the birds Ill share With the birds Ill share This lonely view With the birds Ill share This lonely view Push me up against the wall Young kentucky girl in a push-up bra Fallin all over myself To lick your heart and taste your health cause With the birds Ill share This lonely view... Blood loss in a bathroom stall Southern girl with a scarlet drawl Wave good-bye to ma and pa cause With the birds Ill share With the birds Ill share This lonely view With the birds Ill share This lonely view Soft spoken with a broken jaw Step outside but not to brawl Autumns sweet we call it fall Ill make it to the moon if I have to crawl and With the birds Ill share This lonely view... Scar tissue that I wish you saw Sarcastic mister know it all Close your eyes and Ill kiss you cause With the birds Ill share With the birds Ill share This lonely view With the birds Ill share This lonely view...
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:10
Canada - shitty weather. Satisfied? One of the greater artists of our times: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wfamPW3Eaw (It's worth watching)
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:11
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:07 Excuse me, Can I get a weather report pls. Carry on ========== Weather out there today is hot and shitty, with continued hot and shitty in the afternoon. Tomorrow, a chance of continued crappy weather, pissy weather, front coming down from the north. Basically, it's hotter than a snake's ass
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:16
Still fucking queers asshole.......how is the weather? Nice and sunny so you can deal with the cock...........or dark so you must nom the asshole? Fucking scumbag.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyUcOVHaGxc Milla with Waits music - your own fault if you don't watch it.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:17
hera, just how hot is a snakes ass? i'm glad that i have decided against reptiles in the home. i really don't think i could handle something with a hot and shitty ass slithering all over the place. it's -1C and snowing here. i bought a shovel today. it's awesome. shatterproof plastic with metal reinforcement along the scraping edge. i love it. now it can snow, i am prepared.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:21
 A dick-head? Need one look further?
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:22
i bought a shovel today. it's awesome. shatterproof plastic with metal reinforcement along the scraping edge. i love it. now it can snow, i am prepared. ==== The day after I moved out Dad tossed the shovel and bought a snowblower.
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:25
Channel surfing last night. Found - HBO: Dirty Driving: Thundercars of Indiana Funny stuff. Lots of mullets, junky old stock cars, missing limbs, bar fights, alcoholism, inbreeding and probably 3 teeth between everyone on the show. One of those things you want to turn off but just can't.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:26
he didn't need the shovel anymore without you there. did you honestly expect him to do the shoveling? if i wasn't afraid of snow blowers, i would have one.
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:27
The day I moved out, Dad hired two Mexicans and paid them in Corona... === No mesicans where I'm from and you cant get indians to work.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:28
hera, where did you find that picture? i used that same one to make fun of "warsong". i made some adjustments to it, but it was that picture.
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:30
he didn't need the shovel anymore without you there. did you honestly expect him to do the shoveling? ==== One thing I hated more than anything else was shoveling snow. Soon as you'd get the driveway clear, the goddamn plow would come by and you'd have another 5 foot tall mountain of ice and snow to move.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:31
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:28 hera, where did you find that picture? i used that same one to make fun of "warsong". i made some adjustments to it, but it was that picture. ========= Not sure I found it with stumbleupon
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:32
From: patsystonecheers [Patsy Stone] Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:27 Sp00k, sorta like Rotten on TV? ==== Close, but more like train wreck tv
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:35
I used to hate to shovel the snow as a kid. I was wearing knitted gloves once not realizing they were soaked with rock salt. (This was before the non-salt snow melting pellets were invented) Rock salt ate all around my nails like acid and I didn't feel it because it was cold out. Pure torture. Like sending the IRS a blank check.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:35
http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2007/09/14/giantBunnies.jp ha! none of liked it when dad put a shovel in your hand and turned you towards the driveway Sp00kage! How life works.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:37
 clayton bigsby. i'm not exactly racist. i have a real big problem with people who refuse to work, lie in order to get welfare, use that welfare to buy varsol and aqua velva then drink it. if the society that you are living in pays for you to live there, the least they can do is buy some damn food, pay their rent, and not blow their welfare on booze and solvents.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:41
What's the difference between a nlgger and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:42
How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:43
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:44
Fuck the n1gger.......what happened to my rabbit? They are cleaner, more intelligent, and less violent. Rabbits I mean.   Bunnies by God!
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:45
We had a mess of indians living down the street. Probably 20 of em living in the same house, but really not bad people until they got into the firewater. Us kids use to sit across the street on Friday nights and watch the fights.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:50
OL.......you're beginning to grow on me; this is NOT a particularly positive aspiration...but there we are nonetheless! ;)
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:51
 I read that book. I found the interaction between the sisters and the mother rather obtuse but stimulating.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:52
Why don't niggers take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do nigger kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a niggers idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox? Cats keep covering them up. What's long and black and smells like shit? The welfare line. What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean? Good start. What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life? First grade. How was break dancing invented? Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars. Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards? To teach their kids how to walk. How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:53
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:50 omg, sp00kie. please don't get me started on them. ==== You havent lived until you've seen a drunk indian thrown thru a window and into the bushes.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:56
i'm not racist. having a problem with people who behave like that does not make me racist. it isn't my fault that it is mostly indians who do these things. it's merely a matter of circumstance.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:58
Spook, used to be a part tribe go by here all the time in a 1972 Ford LTD. Car was packed. They used to run the car until it was dead, or hit a tree etc, pull the plates and get another, 1972 LTD. Paint colour really didn't matter to these guys.
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:58
sp00kie, does seeing an indian with a bleeding head wound staggering down main street with one shoe on, pushing a wheelchair (with no one in it), and silver paint all over the front of his shirt and all over his face count?
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:59
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:33 "you cant get indians to work. " Try changing the batteries. __________________________ From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:33 "you cant get Indians to work. " That's because you give too much retard before trying to kick'em over. Give'em enough, though, or they'll kick you right on your ass.
From: personalfowl [the bird is the word]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:59
RF Can't you track your Certified Mail number online at the USPS?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:02
From: pontius Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:16 Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? It stops on a dime, then picks it up What is a Jews biggest dilemma? Free pork Whey do Jews have such big noses? Cuz all the airs free. Whats the object of Jewish football? To get the quarter back. How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews fighting over the same penny What language does Jewish homo speak? Heblew What did the little German boy get for his birthday? Easy bake oven and a G.I Jew Hows Christmas celebrated in Jewish homes? They put parking meters on the roof. Why did the Jews walk around the desert for 40 years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party. Whats Jewish doggy style? You beg for half an hour and the princess rolls over and plays dead. What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose. What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon. ------------------------- LOL!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:05
This is a great thread! Try Ry Cooder - 'Southern Comfort' You may just find it jams ass. Oh Yeah!
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:36
What is the worst stain on a nlgger's underwear? Watermelon. What repulsive thing can be found in a nlgger's clothes? The nlgger. Why do nlggers relate so well to monkeys? Blood is thicker than water..
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:37
Hera......maybe you should shut your absolutely useless pie-hole and stick to lit. This half-assed philosophy of yours dies at the root. I like the interpretation of classic literary works as seen through your eye-peeps. And I like you. Cool business dude.......just don't be a fucking idiot; there are quite enough of THEM about; and don't try mind-games upon those that would eat your brain for breakfast and ask for seconds. Don't push it.....some of us are even cleverer than we let on. Shock horror................the horror.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:39
"some of us are even cleverer than we let on" -- Yeah, listen to the fat fuck who almost speaks one language.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:40
And all n1ggers must fucking hang!
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:43
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 14-Nov-2008 11:58 sp00kie, does seeing an indian with a bleeding head wound staggering down main street with one shoe on, pushing a wheelchair (with no one in it), and silver paint all over the front of his shirt and all over his face count? ==== Have to play catch up here - LOL, yep, that counts. I think they did have a 72 LTD  Ponty - does that come with a hoodie?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:52
From: onelove [onelove] Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:48 what about a bath robe? or towels? ======== I saw a mesican at a bus stop in a bathrobe. He was sleeping off his hangover. At least I'm pretty sure he was hung over cause there was puke on the robe and on the sidewalk underneath his head.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:56
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:47 Don't push it.....some of us are even cleverer than we let on. Shock horror................the horror. ========= When I want to hear your opinion DD, I'll fart ------- I don't think that he's that proficient in English.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:04
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:47 Don't push it.....some of us are even cleverer than we let on. Shock horror................the horror. ========= When I want to hear your opinion DD, I'll fart ------------------- I enjoy literature my friend. But why make an enemy of the cleverest motherfucker on the site? How long do we last then? Not long. Try it Noob. Shall we attempt to coexist or sshall you fuck about? Purely up to you jack.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:14
Pound THAT up your ass you greasy little fuckstic! Ha!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:21
Everyone on rotten has witnessed how fucknut treats honest business partners. I made a bet with fucknut before the election. He won the bet fair and square. I told him I would pay up today, and I did, I mailed the cheque via certified mail today, and Goyle's cheque as well. So far, so good, an honest business deal. Then fucknut posts: From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:31 I really hope fer your sake you pay me Gerbil. You are all witnesses to how fucknut treats people who engage in honest business deals with him. And he wonders why people block him.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:24
Puuuuuulease stud, tell us about the parking lot you're guarding or whatever, but really, puuulease^7, cut that bet crap with nograce.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:27
mind your own business, asshole. no wonder England tossed your sorry ass out. They'll let muzzies in, Americans ... hell, even French. But they tossed ol' pontius the hell out of the country.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:31
Ce n'est que la verite qui blesse. So, how many cars did you count today? Did you get to see a Toyota?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:35
Honorably done Stud; not much more to say actually. But you are a gentleman. Quite few of us about these days bro. Revel in your decency.......... I do.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:44
Stop the dumb French bullshit and just get on with being a fucking dick-head! Ha........I love it; and so APT?
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:46
What, did I kill it now? It's not my fault that the fatso wants to bathe in the parking guy's cum.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:52
So, DD, smartest guy on rotten, tard who doesn't speak a single language, obese twat who wants to rotate in gerbil's cum, asshole who speaks of hisself in the 3rd form (like Tarzan and nograce do) when do they actually teach you to express yourself?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:56
Fucking pathetic.........even Bun-Bun concurred. Eat shit fucker!
From: lordpakul [Lord Pakul]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:59
Got milk? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxv6R9fUO74
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 14:03
Look DD, I swear that the cockroach I've seen yesterday made more sense than you. It was also prettier. You're quite the joke as it is, but please, stop claiming to be smart. You're so full of shit you'd hardly qualify as nlgger.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 14:06
From: studgerbil [Stud] Date: 14-Nov-2008 13:59 Notice how ponti now refers to fucknut as nograce? Pretty fucking sad. ??? I've always referred to fucknut as nograce. Anyway, could you old twat produce some sperm, DD wants to waltz in it.
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 14:13
Name for parakeet: Brock O'Blabla Parakeet's full name: Brock Ho'sama Bing La-Di-Dah Amadeus Obladi O'Blabla
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 14:19
Being born and raised in New York There ain't nothing you won't see....... 'Cause the streets are filled with bad goings-on And you know that's no place to be B\But my car broke down in the evening You know it just stopped stone cold Stopped stone cold in the street And a dirty mean man with a shotgun in his hand He said, "Gimme your money please." He said, "Gimme your money please." Wasn't that strange wasn't that strange...............Indeed?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 14:24
People say I'm crazy doing what I'm doing Well they give me all kinds of warnings to save me from ruin When I say that I'm o.k. well they look at me kind of strange Surely you're not happy now you no longer play the game People say I'm lazy dreaming my life away Well they give me all kinds of advice designed to enlighten me When I tell them that I'm doing fine watching shadows on the wall Don't you miss the big time boy you're no longer on the ball I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round I really love to watch them roll No longer riding on the merry-go-round I just had to let it go Ah, people asking questions lost in confusion Well I tell them there's no problem, only solutions Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind I tell them there's no hurry I'm just sitting here doing time -JL
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 14:26
Oddape, methinks stud isn't productive enough. Maybe you could contribute some sperm for the retarded fatso to bathe in?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 14:38
Soliciting semen ponti? For a 'friend'? (S'what they all say) I see where you've had enough of andy's game and tail between your legs you begged a truce with him. What happened to suing him into the poor house?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 14:39
No Hera........and I'm glad you didn't!
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:04
Guys my age who had vasectomies years ago really don't produce that much load volume anymore. Sorry ponti if that upsets you, but that's how it goes. Find another donor, faggot.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:09
studgerbil [Stud] Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:04 Guys my age who had vasectomies years ago really don't produce that much load volume anymore. Sorry ponti if that upsets you, but that's how it goes. Find another donor, faggot. ====================== Speak for yourself there. I can still blast a good load of jizz
From: scumbagjunkie
[junkiescumbag]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 18:02
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 14-Nov-2008 12:02 From: pontius Date: 14-Nov-2008 10:16 Have you heard about the Jewish sports car? ====================================== Yawn. Big fucking deal. We still own your mortgage and we still fuck your daughters. Deal with it.
Updated: 19-Nov-2008 19:51
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