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Space Station Denizens to Drink Recycled Urine
Reuters | Submitted by: Jean
"It's a water-recycling device that will process the crew's urine for communal consumption. We did blind taste tests of the water, said NASA's Bob Bagdigian, the system's lead engineer. Nobody had any strong objections. Other than a faint taste of iodine, it is just as refreshing as any other kind of water." Mmmm delicious iodine.
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From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:16
Yes bella, the Russians had a space station that was manned for years and years and years and it was abandoned. But, there is a New space station. State of the art. It is an international effort with components being built all over the world. It has been operational years now. It is visible to the naked eye and is the largest man-made structure in space and it is still growing. New pieces are added on a fairly regular basis. Where the hell are you getting your news? (not only here one would hope.)
From: fucktardmama [fook-me]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:16
Milk milk Lemonade. 'Round the corner fudge is made.
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:54
"Nobody had any strong objections. Other than a faint taste of iodine, it is just as refreshing as any other kind of water." 
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:00
...and perhaps most important for a growing crew -- a second toilet.  $250 million
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:02
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 14-Nov-2008 14:38 I see where you've had enough of andy's game and tail between your legs you begged a truce with him. What happened to suing him into the poor house? ----------------------- Yeah, he did ask me to stop. gargoyle is gonna be the photoshop centre of attention now. 
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:04
From: ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] Date: 14-Nov-2008 15:05 I thought the Space Station had been abandoned due to it being horridly old by technological standards. ==== You're probably thinking space shuttle 
From: selmore [dave]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:05
http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/19/urine.html The following is adapted from the pamphlet "Urine-Therapy: It May Save Your Life." by Dr. Beatrice Bartnett, in which she suggests the following hints: 1. Drinking. The mid stream of the first morning urine is taken. Begin with two-three ounces and increase it to your personal, comfortable level. 2. Fasts. Fasts with urine and water are practiced for one or more days. J.W.Armstrong, a renowned urine therapist from England, lets his patients fast for up to 45 days. Fasts are only recommend under trained, medical supervision. 3. Enemas. The easiest way to take an enema is with a syringe containing two-three ounces of urine. The urine is kept in the colon for as long as possible. 4. Gargle. Urine is kept in the mouth 20-30 minutes, or as long as possible, for gum problems and other lesions of the mouth and tongue. 5. Douche. For any vaginal discomfort or cleansing, a solution of Golden Seal and urine will give comfort and healing. 6. Eye and ear drops. Any pain, burning and tiredness in the eyes may get relief with a few drops of urine placed into the eyes. The ears also benefit greatly if receiving a few urine drops for ear pain and discomfort. 7. Urine sniffing. This is the most effective way of treatment for any sinus congestion and upper respiratory problems.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:10
7. Urine sniffing. This is the most effective way of treatment for any sinus congestion and upper respiratory problems. ------------------------------- 
From: onelove
[onelove]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:14
munchkin, i am not clicking on that picture. from what i already saw, it looks like someone is either pissing in a baby tiger's face, on a stuffed tiger's face, or on a rotting cauliflower. which is it?
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:17
From: cracker666 [honkey Infidel] Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:02 ----- Also I understand that you Americans use the urine-water to wash it down when you are eating a plate of shit. 
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:28
speaking of liquids, i have been testing my new drugs for my intestinal thing with alchol last week. the instructions say stay away from alcohol so i took that as a challenge. Friday i did four beers and was slightly buzzed, like usual. I toldl my girlfreind i would try agian saterday night but drink more. She was worried and said she wasnt driving me to the hospital if somethign happened. I was like "hospital? i was just worried id do somethig dumb". So i drank 8 16 ounce bud light in those cold aluminum cans and 2 regular bottles and was pretty drunk. Now it is friday and i am curious if i can survive at a bar. Girlfriend is baby sitting so il lbe by myself so i have no one to watch me. Im slightly frightened i will do somethig and finally be banned from this place but its in the name of science. Im just real curious if doing black hous shots will kill me. Expect ramblings at 1-2 (est). Go to my myspace blog for the link to my buccaneer fan website were i posted a pictural article on how i became a porn star and failed along with adorably disturbing pictures of me in a pornstache. good reading.
From: ciaochowbella
[I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:31
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:20 "astro crowd" "new can to rattle around in" You know... it doesn't always have to be about sex. ------------------- Why not? I bet sex in zero gravity is a challenge. Unless you get pinned against an instrument panel, it could be a very unsatisfying experience.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:32
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:26 Merde. http://www.filthyfrance.com/ ---------------- Tour de France, or tour de faeces?
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:35
Shitty facts: Ask a (french) dog owner why they don't pick up after their pet and the answer is usually a defiant: "I pay high taxes, it's up to the state to deal with that." "Toulouse spends an average of €700,000 ($1.17 million) a year cleaning up dog mess from its streets, have introduced ad campaigns announcing higher fines ranging from €38 to €450 depending on the severity of the offence." "Nice invites its citizens to pick up after their pets using disposable paper bags from a specially designed dispenser featuring the word "toutounez" (toutou is the common endearment for a small dog) but the €11 fines for not doing so are too low to be an effective deterrent. Moreover, the police consider it beneath them to collect these fines; it is believed that only four were collected last year in all of France." "It's estimated that more than 600 people a year break a limb after slipping in dog poo in France." "Visitors to Paris -- especially those of us who have had to pause more than once to scrape the soles of our shoes clean on sidewalk curbs -- know that the small brigade of municipal motorbikes using vacuum hoses to remove canine crud from the streets have not been entirely effective. Even city officials admit they have only managed to pick up about 20 per cent of the droppings -- a mere 16 tonnes a day" (Sixteen fucking tonnes a day picked up. @ 20% that means 64 tonnes of dog shit are left on the streets) ewwww.
From: bushjaw [Hate is Obsolete]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:45
Jean Rennais, You should be very thankful to NASA for its latest efforts, now ordinary humans will be able to purify and drink your dreadfully pretentious french wine, the only purpose of which seems to be as fertilizer for the vast forests of ropy hair in your women's stenchy armpits.
From: dikwitha [Dik]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:48
Well, I guess sniffing the crotch of my (and other peoples') pants for the smell of farts to turn us on is, what, old hat? No longer applicable to being cool? Shit!
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:50
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:35 Shitty facts... ----- Yes you are correct that your "facts" are shitty. I can discover more pictures of American people eating shit than you can find of shit on the street in France. You can most likely give us more of the pictures of the shit in your trailer that you live with your own mother. All these days I can imagine that you do not have any of the dog shit on the streets in America as your difficult times you do not let anything go to waste so you take it home for lunch. 
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:54
From: bushjaw [Hate is Obsolete] Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:45 ----- Your MD 20/20 is not a product of France shitbrains. You have confusion.  Bling Bling!
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:16
Before you insult the French, remember that there are French Canadians. That's like being a fake poodle.
From: jeanrennais
[Jean]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:17
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 14-Nov-2008 16:44 Mmmm.... so adorable. I want a cute Mush husky. ----- Have you in your life at a time had some pussy? Is it true that you like shit and children toys? Do you like shit and play with it?? I cannot understand.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:31
"Have you in your life at a time had some pussy? Is it true that you like shit and children toys? Do you like shit and play with it?? I cannot understand." Sorry to say you've been misinformed. 
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:36
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:24 French Canadian? Not anymore. They are the Quebecois. And in insulting France, I include their whining bastard offspring here as well. --------- Blah. blahblah. Blah. Has your ugly nose been fixed yet, or does it still point to 4pm?
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:37
"We did blind taste tests of the water, said NASA's Bob Bagdigian, the system's lead engineer. Nobody had any strong objections. Other than a faint taste of iodine, it is just as refreshing as any other kind of water." ***** I guess all bets are off after asparagus night on the I.S.S huh? 
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:46
First you're asking about semen donations and now you're askin' what shape my nose is in. If you're feeling lonely, you're barking up the wrong tree. And my nose... It's still in better shape than your gut. (or your wit)
From: groundnpound [Ghillie Sinclair]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:55
Who needs reprocessing? 
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 18:01
All water on the planet was pee at some time, the planet is a closed system except for the rare comet. And if you live downstream to anything, you are a pee drinker. Enjoy.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 18:04
Sorry about talking about the article. It will never happen again. Go back to your name calling. Now to keep it straight, does PPP like Sandy now? And when did Theo get out of prison? Or is it another Sandy troll?
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 18:45
Kom håll om mig i natt Jag vill vara dig nara Bara du och jag Oh vad du gor mig glad Sitter har och vantar Tiden går jag langtar Efter att få vara med dig Morsan bara gnaller Hunden står och skaller Vantar på att alla ska gå Snart så får vi va i fred Ha huset for oss sjalva Jag har fått en bra ide` Skynda hit får du se Refrang Du och jag ska mysa Sitta framfor tv`n Tank dig vilken underbar dag Om du borjar frysa Ska jag hålla om dig Varma dig och få dig må bra Snart så får vi va i fred Ha huset for oss sjalva Jag har fått en bra ide` Skynda hit får du se Refrang
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 18:48
Kom s ska jag visa vad jag kan! Jag vill se, jag vill se, ja vad r de som du kan? Jag kan ntt som ingen annan kan! Kan du de, kan du de, men vad r du fr en man? Blixtrar och dunder, lite magiska under, det r det som r trolleri. sim-sim-simsalabim ja han kan trolla simsalabim sim-sim-simsalabim han r min trollkarl simsalabim vill du ta glass och karamell? ja de r klart om de gr, vill ha mera om jag fr. kanske ka med en karusell? grna de om du kan, du r en underbar man. Blixtrar och dunder, lite magiska under, det r det som r trolleri. sim-sim-simsalabim ja han kan trolla simsalabim sim-sim-simsalabim han r min trollkarl simsalabim sim-sim-simsalabim ja han kan trolla simsalabim sim-sim-simsalabim han r min trollkarl simsalabim han r min, han r min, han r min han r min, han r min, han r min han r min, han r min, han r min han r min, han r min, han r min
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 18:50
Anagrams for "non-sperming tard" include, but are not limited to: pregnant nimrods porn garden mints tramp dinner song
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 18:53
Vi undrarar ni redo alt vara med Armarna upp nu ska ni fa se Komigen Vem som helst kan vara med So ror pa era fotter O-a-a-a! Och vicka era hofter O-la-la-la! Gor som vi Till denna melodi Oh-ahh-ahh-ahh! Dansa med oss Klappa era hander Gor som vi gor Ta na gra steg at vanster Lyssna och lar Missa inte chansen Nu ar vihar med Caramell Dansen! O-o-oa-oa O-o-oa-oa O-o-oa-oa O-o-oa-oa Det blir en sensation o ver allt forstas Pa fester kommer alla att slappa loss Kom igen Nu tar vi stegen omigen Sa ror pa era fotter O-a-a-a Och vicka era hofter O-la-la-la Gor som vi Till denna melodi Sa kom och Dansa medoss Klappa era hander Gor so vi gor Ta negra steg at vanster Lyssna och lar Miss inte chansen Nu ar vi har med Caramell Dansen! O-o-oa-oa Dansa medoss Klappa era hander Gor so vi gor Ta negra steg at vanster Lyssna och lar Miss inte chansen Nu ar vi har med Caramell Dansen! Dansa medoss Klappa era hander Gor so vi gor Ta negra steg at vanster Lyssna och lar Miss inte chansen Nu ar vi har med Caramell Dansen!
From: gargoyle1
Date: 14-Nov-2008 18:58
Wow, less than 100 posts and we're into a bar room brawl already. Must be a record or something.
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 19:06
And the list grows. You want my semen. You've some sort fetish for my nose. And now you've used the sorry excuse of re-naming your offspring (Didn't you used to refer to all things scatological as 'andy' or 'sandy' or something? But then that's another subject. I guess your new status as andy's bitch means you had to rename them something.) to continue to 'google' pictures of shit. There are some who would call that an obsession. I'll just call it lame. Whatever deviant fantasies you hold that include my semen, my nose, and your personalized turds are more the kinds of things that you should keep to yourself. Maybe you should think again (again? I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt) before continuing to air them here as I believe you are the only person on the planet interested in them. (other than perhaps your psychiatrist.)
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 19:06
Dansa medoss Klappa era hander Gor so vi gor Ta negra steg at vanster Lyssna och lar Miss inte chansen Nu ar vi har med Caramell Dansen! ♩♪ Oo-oo-oa-oa... Oo-oo-oa-oa... Oo-oo-oa-oa... Caramell Dansen! ♫♬
From: theodread
[{One More Time}]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 19:14
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:48 H3y Theo! Any new animations? '''''''''' All I'm missing is a muse. Lately, I have been missing my muse. It's just fucking...GONE. As an un-mused person, I am left all but amused.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 19:41
Alla behöver en vän En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Spelar ingen roll vem hon é Hon kan komma från Amerika Eller från Mexiko Hon kan ha bruna ögon Men dem kan också vara blå Det viktiga är inte vem hon é Utan hur hon är Alla behöver en vän En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Det spelar ingen roll vem hon é, åhåh Alla behöver en vän (behöver en vän) En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Det spelar ingen roll vem hon é Man ska kunna berätta Hemlisar för en vän Utan att hon berättar Dom för en enda en Till en vän kan man gå Och alltid lita på Alla behöver en vän En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Spelar ingen roll vem hon é, åhåh Alla behöver en vän (behöver en vän) En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Det spelar ingen roll vem hon é Har du tråkigt någon dag Eller vill du bara prata En vän är alltid bra att ha Och gör dig jätte glad Alla behöver en vän En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Det spelar ingen roll vem hon é (Det spelar ingen roll) åhåh Alla behöver en vän (jag behöver en vän) En allra bästa vän, (åhåh yeah) En vän som man kan leka med Det spelar ingen roll vem hon é
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 20:46
Somebody tell me this is some sort of joke, right? "Arrest Date: 10/13/2008 Time: 22:35 CAD #: AZSO Offense #: AZSO08OFF9780 Name: ******, **** DoB:**/**/**** Age:** Sex:M Race:W AKA: Norace Address: **** **** **** **, ******** AZ Occupation: Nurse Arrest Location: Flagstaff Interstate Truck Stop Charges: 1 Unknown Count(s) of 948.06 Lewd and Lacivious behavior/Indecent exposure Officer/Agency: KATZ, STEVEN - AZSO\CORRECTIONS Bond Amount: $10,000"
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 20:52
From: theodread [{One More Time}] Date: 14-Nov-2008 19:14 From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 14-Nov-2008 17:48 H3y Theo! Any new animations? '''''''''' All I'm missing is a muse. Lately, I have been missing my muse. It's just fucking...GONE. As an un-mused person, I am left all but amused. ======== Ol and her awe inspiring ass is my muse, shall I call you up we could confrence call and have a phone orgy
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 21:53
I didn't misconstrue laughingstock literary placed in appropriated context I like to approach women sexually from behind sometimes; although I greaatly enjoy a face's to face's snogging and deep tongue kissing. But put a fine example of womanhood on her knees on a bed; I like to spread her ass-cheeks and preform cunnilingus and analingus upon the sopping orifi. Then thee iceman doth cometh with ridged cock. Perhaps I'M just simply odd.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:12
sirbutlust here. i was at the bar tryign out to see how many shots and beers i can drink on my new medication for my intestinal pro blem s. good news , all is regular. i als o got a comment on my mypsace page asking for a particualr rotten post which ironicaly is my favorite of all time. here is some retro sirbutlust post about a 600 pound corpse that caught fire and the grease and fat caused a fire in the crematorium. i love this one. From: sirbutlust [mike duff] Date: 7-Nov-2006 14:16 "The crematorium is back in business and the funeral director said they'll notify the family to assure them their loved one wasn't harmed" a letter from the salt lake city based funeral home/crematorium to the family of the fat guy. dear Ms. grenchowski, We at the burning morman funeral home and crematorium would first like to offer our condolences on your brothers passing. Theres something you should know about how the creamation went. Lets start off by explaining we all live in salt lake city utah and as you know it is the most lazy city in the country. This explains the deceased, Berts weight problem and the fact none of us move to a funner city. Anyhow, i being the funeral director and the head crematorium guy decided to let someone else handle the task of getting a 600 pound hairy corpse into the oven. I gave the job to Ordonez, (this stupid mexican who got lost trying to go to Los angeles). Ordonez used too much lighter fluid and there was a problem. In non technecal terms, he burnt the body so quick that the outside skin burned so fast the juicy insides spilled out causeing a grease fire. SO anyhow, funny story, your dead brothers juices caught fire to our floor. Its a real mess and our janitor frank wont touch it. ORdonez quit and the oven doesnt have any self cleaning knobs like you would find on a regular oven. So instead of you dumping 1000 dollars on a 600 pound mans deluxe jumbo urn (the previously agreed upon model, the fat ash 400X), we decided to make everyone happy, we will give you a free urn for your troubles. The urn is the oven we dont want to clean. YOu have ten days to pick up your oven/urn. once agian our condolences. skippy van bureun president and ceo of burning morman crematorium and funeral home.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:13
Does anyone know how to get rid of jock itch? I tried rubbing alcohol and lit it on fire but all that did was give me a Brazillan. Less pain than wax but the smell is awful. GD itch is still there. Under the blisters.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:17
PPP, Got into any meaningless arguments on the ole internet lately? Why did you get a truce with Sandy when all he does is pull out a sock puppet and fight some more? He is 75% of the members on this forum.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:20
OL's backside appears to be quite acceptable and play-worthy from what I have seen. And sshe has balls to post it nonetheless. ;) 1)Knead and deeply massage the feminine buttocks untilre;aaxxxaaaion is manifested 2) Sharply slap the aforementioned buttocks in a playful and erotic fashion so the sweet butt is highly sensitized; red and tingly. 3) Caress and pander to a woman's ass. (they love it) 4) Assuming cleanliness; then cleave the rosy ass-cheeks go and on in for a feast. (She need be told to relax her sphincter so probing tongued ccute female asses get thee treatment they so well deserve . 5) The rubber meets the road (warrior). I grease up her sweet ass; as well as my throbbing member add proceed to ass-fuck her silly........to ner exterminate pleasure' ;)
From: sp00k
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:21
are you sure the blisters werent there before you lit it on fire? Cause it might not have been jock itch. RF would probably be the one to ask
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:21
Sandy used to be ok, and he left me alone lately. So I'll try it the friendlier way for a while, maybe he gets a grip.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:22
The only one Sandy isn't is me and sometimes I doubt that. I know for a fact that he is 99% of the posters that have logged on since 2007. The site is really getting weak. But more about my jock itch. Burning didn't work. I think I will try super glue. Glue my sack to my ass to smother the fucking fungus. I will def be a little slower but if it works, glorious relief. Next try will be duct tape. That shit always works.
From: sirbutlust
[mike duff]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:22
jock itch is like athletes foot . pee on it and youl lbe good. ponty your still up./I heard you knwo somethign like six langauges. its one thing to learn a language, its also another to find someone ot want to talk to you in those languages. good luck my buddy.
From: pontius
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:27
ponty your still up./I heard you knwo somethign like six langauges. its one thing to learn a language, its also another to find someone ot want to talk to you in those languages. good luck my buddy. - Oh well, at least you talk to me. That's in English, innit? Ih sert buuthulsst hef noth mech to sayy.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:29
Rummaging through the garage I found a few things that will kill anything. Coke in the can, WD-40,and an old collection of lightbulbs. I know something out of that will work. Can you get jock itch from fooling around? I want to blame the wife. I am not sure if the blisters are new or old. Can't say I have checked out my taint since the invasion of the crabs in '85. I was severely disappointed when they weren't the eating kind of crabs. But now that I think about it, eating was the start of the problem that gave them to me. Never bang a chick you met on the beach after 3 hits of ectasy. I thought she was hot but she was prob just homeless.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:34
PPP, I you are trying to be Ciao, she has never fucked an underage brother(that I know of). The proper term is mutt. I heard Obama use it on the news. All black guys in America are 20-60% white. We still don't like them. Good news, the itch is going away. I am either curing it or going numb from sitting on a computer chair in the exact same slump for at least an hour. Gonna get a smoke and see which way it is.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:37
NAACP will be changed to NAAMP. Obama says so and he is King!! I think the itch may just be from to much detergent in the wash. My wife is in trouble either way.
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:40
From: doughnutman [guesswhy] Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:13 Does anyone know how to get rid of jock itch? I tried rubbing alcohol and lit it on fire but all that did was give me a Brazillan. Less pain than wax but the smell is awful. GD itch is still there. Under the blisters. ----------------- Try hydrogen peroxide bro! H2O2.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:41
Now GD, everyone knows that homeless babes have a slight tendency to prostitution and all homeless only bathe when they are in jail. Crab city baby. And have you ever actually seen a hot homeless person before? If you have, I want to move to your city. In America the homeless are fat, but hot?
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:44
Thanks DD, I just bought a bottle of it for my sons most recent stitches. Should I light it on fire? There is no point in wasting a perfectly good Brazillan when there isn't any grass on the field.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:51
Back from my smoke and I just realized that I missed out on my first chance at "the Gay Experience". I could have jacked off with a numb dick. A reverse dead hand.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 00:03
I always liked girls with a little muscle. Tall and athletic works for me. Short and athletic works too. I have no fear of a little wrestling match. Small and scrawny just doesn't seem fair.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 00:07
Well I'm bored and I can't seem to recapture that numbness I was looking for. So much for my first pseudo gay experience. Let me know when the pics get interesting. Maybe girls with chimpanzees or donkeys. I always prefer mammals.
From: doughnutman
[guesswhy]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 00:12
Or amateur pics. I can't stay away from them. I always think that I will find pics of old girlfriends, neighbors, or bosses. I actually found pics of one of my wifes old friends. She was in our wedding. And one old girlfriend. I took the pics and she took them in to get developed at Walmart. I am def old. Maybe she gave me jock itch and I just never noticed.
From: muncnkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 02:13
Good morming. From: pontius Date: 14-Nov-2008 23:21 Sandy used to be ok, and he left me alone lately. So I'll try it the friendlier way for a while, maybe he gets a grip.   
From: muncnkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 02:24
Hon kan komma från Amerika Eller från Mexiko Hon kan ha bruna ögon Men dem kan också vara blå Det viktiga är inte vem hon é Utan hur hon är Alla behöver en vän En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Det spelar ingen roll vem hon é, åhåh Alla behöver en vän (behöver en vän) En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Det spelar ingen roll vem hon é Man ska kunna berätta Hemlisar för en vän Utan att hon berättar Dom för en enda en Till en vän kan man gå Och alltid lita på Alla behöver en vän En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Spelar ingen roll vem hon é, åhåh Alla behöver en vän (behöver en vän) En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Det spelar ingen roll vem hon é Har du tråkigt någon dag Eller vill du bara prata En vän är alltid bra att ha Och gör dig jätte glad Alla behöver en vän En allra bästa vän En vän som man kan leka med Det spelar ingen roll vem hon é (Det spelar ingen roll) åhåh Alla behöver en vän (jag behöver en vän) En allra bästa vän, (åhåh yeah) En vän som man kan leka med Det spelar ingen roll vem hon é
From: daredeyil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 04:25
The jock itch is gone now I have chicken pox. 
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 04:26
And I suppose I'm DD as well, Ponce? You fucking moron. You want your troll, you are looking at the wrong poster. It ain't me.
From: pontius
Date: 15-Nov-2008 04:54
stud = no life, no erection, no brain, and nothing else either. isn't it time for you to just die?
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:10
 Sandage; this and the grinning shiball known as Goyle getting ass-banged by a giant bunny is your best work to date. Pontius is a 5 foot greasy little jizz-gargling troll. (And I just ate some quick release oxycodone.) Its been a wild 3-4 day binge! As my olde pal Bon-Bon (where is she?) would exclaim with sinful glee......YAR! And where is Eggy-wegs? I thought to e-mail her several times....but I prefer to respect peoples privacy. NR is a fucking idiot; but Goyle releasing his private info given in confidence I find unconscionable.....I have absolutely no respect for that man whatsoever. An intellectual coward as well. Blue rectangles indeed! And Munchy what IS it with these stuffed animals.......sometimes I fear for your sanity!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:24
Re-submitted for your (dis) approval. From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 20-Mar-2007 23:10 'Eating assholes out isn't that bad, as long as it is freshly shaved, scrubbed, and well irrigated.' ---------------- Well Commie, When partaking of anus I usually follow a pattern. It is invariably similar.....almost always being a side-dish to a main course of cunt. It must be freshly washed and preferably anointed with some fragrant oil at the moist pink center. No hirsuteness should be evident...and the observation of inflamed hemorroidal tissue is obviously unwelcome. In addition.......the conspicuous consumption of large amounts of deviled-eggs and olives should be frowned upon prior to the sacred act of analingus. Yes.......I'm fucking silly!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:37
Run like a rabbit indeed. Right up his gaping Cadbury crevasse!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:38
Good morning! Anybody see mucous around? hehe hheh heh ehhe ! ............................................ From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get (unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you? ............................................. MUCOUS(Rectal Fissure) SAYS! I'm a fuckin internet bully. I have NO intention of HONORING my bet. I'm just a fuckin asshole tryin ta BULLY norace. What prick I am. *yawn ;)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:50
Hi Maiden...hope the wee one is well. PUT them in the Iron Maiden! Iron Maiden.........Cool! Execute them! Bogus!
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:53
Don't have the style do ya chickenshit? Goes to water on a dummy. If your going to waste the bronze.......you got do IT BIG!
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 07:42
From: daredevil [CameronVale] Date: 15-Nov-2008 06:53 Don't have the style do ya chickenshit? Goes to water on a dummy. If your going to waste the bronze.......you got do IT BIG! ========= What the fuk are you babbling about now DD? So maybe Russian Lit isn't your forte, then give me your thoughts on "The Return of the Native". Just remember you threw down the gauntlet, wasn't I.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 07:49
 Cute and from only $35. This plush Super Mush the Super Flopsie Siberian Husky Dog by Aurora would love to go with you! He has soft gray and white variated fur that makes him look realistic. He has a fluffy white belly, face, tail, and feet that adds detail. Big blue eyes and a fuzzy black nose add character and depth. He is super floppy and great for cuddling. You can even use him as a pillow! This stuffed puppy measure 28" and is made from all new materials. 
From: pontius
Date: 15-Nov-2008 07:51
Fucknut, Goyle. He posted the same shit over and over again. Fuck, the tard knows how to copy/paste now.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 07:57
Well Ponty, fucknut is seriously deranged. He needs help, or a rubber room, maybe both. RZR is a good thing for now though. Hahahahahaha. I sure don't miss his raving lunacy. You should try it, makes the forum quite readable and you miss virtually nothing.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:13
From: thelurker [I lurk in the shadows] Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:02 Cute puppies Munchkin -------------------- Lots more here, but you need to sign up for an account. http://plush.yiff.ru/   
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:20
From: pontius Date: 15-Nov-2008 07:51 Norace, liar goyle. He posted the same shit over and over again. Fuck, the NR personnna knows how to copy/paste now. I'm in deeper shit than normal. ................................... Yawn... Gud fer you pouncy. I know this article about drinking urine and folks "getting upset" about it... must be really boring and meaningless to you,, heh heh heh
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:21
PONTI'S FAILED ATTEMPT TO DATE CIAOBELLA +-----------------------------------------Quote---\ | ciaochowbella [I didn't do it and I wasn't there when it happened] +--------------------------- From: pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius] Date: 1-Dec-2007 04:09 bella, ...... we could probably even get friends. ---------------------- ......I don't like you even on your best days. I politely loathe you and find no redeeming qualities in you whatsoever.... +--------------------------------------------------/ BWAHAHA...HAA..HAA.. HEH..HEHH..HEEH :-d
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:22
------------------------------------------Quote---\ | briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program] ---------------------------- 21-May-2008 05:37 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/059/00028972/_index.html737216 Always talking a big talk. Get down to specifics, pontius. Specifics about you. ___________________________________________________/
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:23
"I don't want an account Munchkin" Fine, you can use Gargoyle's account to log in and take a look, he swears he'll never use it much. Name = gargoyle1 PW = rotten
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:23
------------------------------------------Quote---\ | briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program] http://forums.dailyrotten.com/039/00028952/_index.html#736655 ---------------------------- 19-May-2008 08:00 Pontius, pontius. Let's talk about you, my friend. You never say anything about yourself, and if you do, you contradict yourself and you lie. You constantly make a stream of meaningless, misleading, inaccurate, and insulting statements. You constantly blame others, and try to put others on the defensive, with your insults, so that they don't realize that you are not saying anything about yourself. So they don't realize that you aren't saying anything of substance. ---------------------------------------------------/
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:25
PONTI HAS STUDIED LADYBOYS IN GREAT DETAIL! &3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a &3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65&3a&65 ------------------------------------------Quote---\ | munchkin [munchkin] : http://forums.dailyrotten.com/961/00028877/_index.html732832 ---------------------------- 13-May-2008 10:12 Subject: Jesus Forgives (but the judge doesn't) From: pontius Date: 13-May-2008 04:21 I'd bet $50,000 that you would never even have found out that it wasn't a real girl in the first place, crapper. You have no idea how perfect the "art" of plastic surgery is in these areas; along with a 10 year hormone treatment, sex transformation, hell they even reduce / eliminate the adam's apple, it took a combination of "tricks" to find out (Like checking the angle of the stretched out arm, checking for any fat on the hips, checking the angle of the shoulders, etc). -------------------------------------- Yeah, you've obviously examined ladyboys in great detail, but missed one important bit until last, the cock. ___________________________________________________/
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:28
Munchkin, that was really funny! interestingly though, gargoyle has reduced his attention-whoring after ponti started posting actively again. looks like he has started playing spores again!
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:33
------------------------------------------Quote---\ | kwc [Go Cats : http://forums.dailyrotten.com/823/00028739/_index.html724118 ---------------------------- 30-Apr-2008 04:42 Yo Pontius dude I guess theirs no need to hide your homosexuality Be out and proud and who you are. ___________________________________________________/
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:34
------------------------------------------Quote---\ | munchkin [munchkin] : http://forums.dailyrotten.com/777/00028693/_index.html722153 ---------------------------- 26-Apr-2008 20:32 From: pontius Date: 26-Apr-2008 20:27 DS, I met a client and she brought her 2 kids. Not only were they really polite, but also scared of me as hell. They played as far away as the room allowed. --------------------------- Thai kids can smell a paedo a mile off. ___________________________________________________/ bwaaha..haha..haa heh..hehh..heh..
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:34
PONTIUS ADMITS HE IS NOT MAN ENOUGH -----------------------------------------Quote---\ | pontius : http://forums.dailyrotten.com/857/00028773/_index.html727132 ---------------------------- 4-May-2008 06:45 I don't take any drugs/medication at all. I don't need to, as I'm quite sterile* due to high quantities of whiskey. ---------------------------------------------------/ * unable to produce offspring http://www.thefreedictionary.com/sterile
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:35
MORE ANIMAL CONFESSIONS ------------------------------------------Quote---\ | pontius : http://forums.dailyrotten.com/778/00028694/_index.html720826 ---------------------------- 24-Apr-2008 19:34 My ex was a silly cow. ---------------------------------------------------/ another one: -----------------------------------------Quote---\ | pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]:7-Nov-2007 13:59 | http://forums.dailyrotten.com/267/00027186/ --------------------------- The last dog I fucked was female, I swear. --------------------------------------------------/
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:39
------------------------------------------Quote---\ | briandoyle [Brian Doyle federal excision program] ---------------------------- 21-May-2008 05:37 http://forums.dailyrotten.com/059/00028972/_index.html737216 !! .............................................................. Gee mucous(RF)' And ///Yer thought Norace was "relentless" ! .,........................................ (cut //paste) a remarkable and "helpful" technology! heh heh heh ................................................... ////, Just a fast note to let you know, I got the mail. My word is still good, last I knew so no worries there. ............................................................. On Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 7:19 PM,NORACE <.com> wrote: Hello ////... Long time... Hey , I will make this bet with RF (I'm serious) . I think if you get this , you'll have my email.. com.. Even though you turned me ito a blue thingi.. (sniff ) I still hope my trust in you is as warrented as my "gut" tells me. My address is //// HOME phone is //// .. Anyway.. I'm on fer this with RF and you can tell him I always honor my bets.. I think he;s nut to bet on McCain , but.. sure, I'll take his money Between the lines here, I'm sure he's a cool guy.. Too bad we are always "fighting" on rotten. Please keep this personal info to yourself , as always.. But WHEN RF LOSES and he wants to REALLY pay me , You can give him my address (I hope this doesn't backfire on me) So I can collect. (I would imagine you would need a 100 buck (helper fee) outta my winnings if he really pays me,, In the unlikely event McCain wins, I will swallow hard and pay UP.. (I can pull together a grand with only 2 extra incentive shifts, so it's not a big whoop fer me. I am so SURE of this that I even take a large bet like this.. I sure hope he pays up. Remember 100 bucks to you fer helping. :0 Anyway, thanks agin ////. From NR, hopefully still yer friend on rotten .. give me a line back to tell me what you think. Bye dude..
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:46
munch, look a guide-book for ponti  -----------------------------------------Quote---\ | pontiuspilatus [Pontius Phallus Pilatius]:7-Nov-2007 13:59 | http://forums.dailyrotten.com/267/00027186/ --------------------------- The last dog I fucked was female, I swear. --------------------------------------------------/
From: bruce
[Willis]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 08:49
since I'm a good guy, I offer again to gargoyle1 and pontius surrender, apologies and promise not to misbehave and insult other people (esp. new members) and I'll cease my activities.
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 09:53
NR is a fucking idiot; but Goyle releasing his private info given in confidence I find unconscionable.....I have absolutely no respect for that man whatsoever. An intellectual coward as well. __________________________________________ That never happened. Rotten Forum Legend No. 124876.
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:02
See these haughty slitulous bitchesses so smug in their ballbusting prowesses
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:12
These haughty cunty bitchesses so smug in their ballbusting prowesses be most heinously propensitous in their brazenly craven slituitousness
From: selmore [dave]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:14
Urinate....but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:37
Fucknut said that Goyle released his (fucknut's) personal info. Does that make it so? Fucknut posted what looked like a series of emails between himself and Goyle. Goyle admits sending emails to fucknut but denies saying anything close to what fucknut says he sent. On many occasions, I have seen fucknut take a post from another poster, change the wording, then repost it in his own posts, trying to prove some point or another. It should be readily apparent that fucknut is a pathological liar and a nutball; or seriously delusional; or all of the above.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:44
I'm just too lazy to search for it stud. However, I'm thinking if it were true, it would be reposted as often as these accusation posts ? The only one I remember is summit about Mark and 40, and that wasn't even gargs post I believe ? Some troll would be all over it, should be it true. I call bullcrap also.
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:48
Can anyone find the exact post that Goyle reveals fucknut's info? No. Because it doesn't exist. BTW, this is the first time ever I am using the term 'fucknut' because he has really proven himself to be the biggest asshole ever. Never have I seen such a sore winner in my life.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:55
RF posted a photo of the certified mail receipt for the check he sent to fucknut. It had fucknut's name on it, but his street address wasblacked out except for his apartment number (#40). The only reason RF did that was to prove that he mailed it to fucknut. Someone posted a pic of an apartment complex called "Aspen Shadows", in Flagstaff, and a series of negative reviews of that complex. I don't remember who did that but that would count as personal info if that is where fucknut lives, and I'm not saying it is. I sent a cashier's cheque to fucknut yesterday, but I did not provide any of my own contact info. I simply don't send personal info to people who are nuts. Just one of those things I try to avoid doing. I will not post any purported emails from anyone or personal addresses etc, even if they give me permission to do so. Anyway, in return for my trouble of paying off my bet, fucknut issued a vague threat towards me if I don't pay up. This was AFTER I had mailed the cheque, BTW. My two cents is this: anyone sending their own personal info to fucknut is just asking for trouble. He is nuts. He has demonstrated that on many occasions.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:59
It l00ks like Hell in here, the sky looks Red and Brown at the same time Kinda cool I guess, nevertheless I can't breathe right or take a deep breath, hence I can't do My workout. 
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:04
Yon girlfacèd pretty hath an inborn propensity to slituity
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:05
Yeah I'm in Long Beach right Now, I can't drive back to San Diego The Freeways are Closing down, I guess the Santa Ana winds are blowing all the smoke towards the coast. 
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:09
But their is also Fires in Palos Verdes that's west from LBC and Sylmar That is east of LBC and Corona that is NE of here so I'm kinda surrounded by Fire and Smoke.
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:10
Not any of my business but it looks like someone got his personal info scammed from him by reason of his own greed. The most important factor of pulling off a scam is the greed of the mark. No pity from me. Sorry.
From: godzilla1
[What the X called my Package]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:13
True pats but ya can have 1/2 the batch down in 1/2 hour. Kinda then creeps up on you after that. The CR is way too powerful, so I tried a few others until I got it. Same goes with the milk, went through 6 brands until I got that right. Sure was fun in the testing stages though.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:15
Look at this, this is really weird. When I try to type my username password here it shows up like this: ************ Now, I can see it ok on the preview, but when I click post it shows just a row of asterisks. Is it doing that for everyone?
From: patsystonecheers
[Patsy Stone]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:15
You know Cain, these fires are directed solely at you. "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." Give up the jailbait and the fires cease. (just fuckking around, but I can see how this worked in the Middle Ages)
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:16
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:13 I was gonna go for a Bike ride but I guess I'll just go to the Mall A.K.A JailBate galleria. .. Santa should be arriving soon.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:18
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) – A wildfire whipped up by hurricane-force gusts raged through northwestern Los Angeles foothills on Saturday, burning some 165 homes and threatening the power supply of California's largest city. More than 10,000 residents were under mandatory evacuation orders as the fire, which has burned more than 2,600 acres, spread westward fanned by dry winds. A separate fire burned a second day in the celebrity enclave of Montecito, where 111 homes have been destroyed. Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa said the fire in the foothills at the edge of San Fernando Valley near Sylmar had destroyed more than any other in the past decade and that flames could take down power lines. "The fire is threatening the power of the city of Los Angeles," Villaraigosa told a news conference. "We may have to move to rolling blackouts."
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:22
You'd think even Californians would have cauhgt on by now. Fires, earthquakes, friggen great big sharks waiting offshore to grab anyone who dares swin, Hollywood AND a shit load of Mexicans. What else has God got to do , a plague of FROGS for His sake ? GOD HATES CALIFORNIA. How much more plainer can it be ?
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:24
Sheddup, Ca is the Best place for JailBate Esp San Diego Malls like Horton Plaza and Del Amo mall in Torrance Yeah, So Sheedup. and Lakewood Mall and.........
From: fiendwith [Machete]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:26
From: pontius Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:18 It's not like anybody would want to visit fucknut anyway. ------------------------- I'll bet $1,000 that you were involved, pontius. Send your personal info to someone and you'll be $1,000 richer.
From: pontius
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:29
From: fiendwith [Machete] Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:26 From: pontius Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:18 It's not like anybody would want to visit fucknut anyway. ------------------------- I'll bet $1,000 that you were involved, pontius. Send your personal info to someone and you'll be $1,000 richer. ---------------------------------- I'm sorry, I don't talk to nlggers. Even I have standards.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:30
"where does that leave India/Pakistan (aka England). " God, who , incidentally is ENGLISH ( proof, Bible written in English), is testing us, a-la Job. The subcontinentals are like a plague of boils which will, in time, burst in a cloud of icky pus.
From: kurekuretakora
[oldgit]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:31
Cain, we were in San Diego when my kid was 5. Was that you that offered her some "candy" and promised a "good time" ? It was in that old amusement park down by the sea. You were dressed as Mr Fucko The Clown.
From: pontius
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:37
Stud, my brainless, dickless, styleless friend, didn't I ask you to go sit in a corner and die?
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:37
Cain in Sandy Eggo is not to be confused with Carmen Sandiego, or where in the world she is. Cain in Carmen is another story best left untold. Carmen in Cain would be scandalous. San Diego in either one would be impossible. So we're told.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:39
From: kurekuretakora [oldgit] Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:31 Cain, we were in San Diego when my kid was 5. Was that you that offered her some "candy" and promised a "good time" ? It was in that old amusement park down by the sea. You were dressed as Mr Fucko The Clown. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You failed to mention the sex of your child, had she been a Girl, Maybe had He been a Boy Hell No. I Kid, I Kid. Hehe
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:44
Zilla, raining and windy here, 64 F and now pouring rain and thundering. Wanna trade? Now what am I being accused of in my absence? I never posted such a thing. Fucknut needs a higher dosage I think. Or maybe more voltage in that Electro Shock Therapy.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:53
From: godzilla1 [What the X called my Package] Date: 15-Nov-2008 12:40 Loma, you get you're sites back ? ======================== *sigh* Guess I'll have to overhaul everything, Mr. Godzilla1 type person. I did find a promising new image host, and I should get back to work. Rename my numbered images, rehost the ones I lost... I've just been delaying the inevitable. I should cut my lawn one last time for the season too. Go to talk to a surgeon Tuesday, and beg for more pain pills. At least I'm not poor any more. And how is YOUR happy day today?
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:07
I wasn't the "mastermind" behind cx, but I did use their service. Then, this Veteran's Day, I found this message at the site: well guys, i've been threatened with a lawsuit due to the amount of copyright porn that's been uploaded. I can't keep this thing online anymore. No matter how many donations this can muster, the site just can't stay up without restriction, and i really hate authority way too much to ever play the role of it. So, this must be the end. If you run an image hosting site, you should stop. You aren't ever going to make enough money to keep your site running with anything close to a profit, people will constantly criticize the way you run things, you'll receive a mountain of dmca complaints every day over shit like promotional porn thumbnails your users uploaded, nobody will ever follow your AUP regardless of how much freedom you give them, those same sociopaths will upload HILARIOUS image macros showing people fucking dogs and children, you'll receive late night phone calls from people threatening to ddos you because they're jealous you operate a better service, and if someone's image gets overwritten because they chose to be the 150th person to upload 1.jpg, you better be prepared to have your service revolted against by several of the most obese neckbeards to ever grace the internet with their presence. fuck you internet, i'm out. mike ======================== So I've been looking for new hosts. I like this one: http://www.imageput.com. So far so good, so far.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:12
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:07 The Goddess is punishing California for voting YES on Prop 8. Fundies, Catholics, and Baptists better fucking repent! When SHE is pissed off begin to worry. ~~~~~~~~~~ I don't even Vote, so Why Me.?
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:22
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:12 From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:07 The Goddess is punishing California for voting YES on Prop 8. Fundies, Catholics, and Baptists better fucking repent! When SHE is pissed off begin to worry. ~~~~~~~~~~ I don't even Vote, so Why Me.? ========================== And why punish an electorate who have spoken using a free and democratic process? The Goddess is a fickle vixen, and holds her subjects in low regard?
From: hippityhopp
[bunny meat is good!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:24
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:07 The Goddess is punishing California for voting YES on Prop 8. Fundies, Catholics, and Baptists better fucking repent! When SHE is pissed off begin to worry. ***** Not so fast there GD, if we wait long enough the fine people of Nevada and Arizona may get some beach front property. Who are we to deny them that? 
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:31
From: cainmarko666 [cain marko] Date: 15-Nov-2008 11:54 The air and sky are full of smoke and ash in here, I can't breathe ( cough, cough)! ------------------------------ Hehehe! the jailbait was too hot.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:55
Anyway, in return for my trouble of paying off my bet, norace issued a vague threat towards me if I don't pay up. This was AFTER I had mailed the cheque, BTW. My two cents is this: anyone sending their own personal info to fucknut is just asking for trouble. He is nuts. He has demonstrated that on many occasions. ................ !! Sorry gerbil. Tryin ta get some sympathy don't fly. RF hasn't sent a dime no matter what he choose to post or you other "plotters" with him choose ta say(I (spooky.. i thought yer had a little more class) ...AND ,,, GERBIL.... I hope you REALLY did pay off yer bet to me. As to "threats"? Well ... Let's take a looke/// at the following ,,,, Shall we?(yawns boredly)
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:57
Da mens wear a prickulous testicularity whilst da womens be possessed of a titulous slitularity
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 13:59
////, Just a fast note to let you know, I got the mail. My word is still good, last I knew so no worries there. On Tue, Jul 15, 2008 at 7:19 PM, norace <com> wrote: Hello ////... Long time... Hey , I will make this bet with RF (I'm serious) . I think if you get this , you'll have my email.. msn.com.. Even though you turned me ito a blue thingi.. (sniff ) I still hope my trust in you is as warrented as my "gut" tells me. My address is ////// HOME phone is /////// .. Anyway.. I'm on fer this with RF and you can tell him I always honor my bets.. I think he;s nut to bet on McCain , but.. sure, I'll take his money Between the lines here, I'm sure he's a cool guy.. Too bad we are always "fighting" on rotten. Please keep this personal info to yourself , as always.. But WHEN RF LOSES and he wants to REALLY pay me , You can give him my address (I hope this doesn't backfire on me) So I can collect. (I would imagine you would need a 100 buck (helper fee) outta my winnings if he really pays me,, In the unlikely event McCain wins, I will swallow hard and pay UP.. (I can pull together a grand with only 2 extra incentive shifts, so it's not a big whoop fer me. I am so SURE of this that I even take a large bet like this.. I sure hope he pays up. Remember 100 bucks to you fer helping. :0 Anyway, thanks agin ////. From (blue box), hopefully still yer friend on rotten .. give me a line back to tell me what you think. Bye dude.. ----- Original Message ----- ........................................................... this should start me(NR) going mucous! My new little BITCH! I thought sandy was the only WELCHER here! hehehheheheheheheh
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:00
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:51 I'm waiting... From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:54 So 500 dollars or 1000 bucks? Put up or shut up. You make "plenty" of money, right dumbass? ==================== since I dont believe you will pay if you lose sure $1000.00 if you win you give goyle your address he sends it to me i send you the money If I win i give goyle my address he sends it to you you send me the money agreed? From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 09:58 I'm waiting fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:01 brinkmanship is a dangerous game is it not ? fucknut From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:06 what are ya doin fucknut? asking the missus for permission? pussy From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:07 I like better writing each of us writing a postdated check and having Goyle hold em (you do have an active checking account don't cha?) That way i will get unless you cancel yer account,which would be pretty chickenshit) get my money and you won't be able to chicken out like before. (Also no one loses interest on the money either) As long as Goyle would be willing to hold them and send em back to the winner and as a Scotsman i somewhat trust him.. What say you ? .......................... YAWN.. Brinksmanship.. IS a DANGEROUS game RF.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:02
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:01 Yer still around RF? Heh heh heh Yer better go HIDE in yer ... repiratory toilet now! NORACE I S,,,,,,, P O S T I N G http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related PS.. 1.Paying yer bet ta Norace after all the HORSESHIT ya said = 1000 dollars 2. Not payin yer bet cause yer a internet bully AND just gotta BIG WEDGIE in front of the WORLD internet = PRICELESS! (yawn) Norace says... Another fun day at rotten! Commin up! ................................... T H I S IS N O T A T H R E A T!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:05
give me a few moments to copy the mail reciept ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Whatever, ya say sweethart. So far NR has only gotten yer "letter of introduction" day before yesterday ..moron. I will BACK off when yer greasy money is in MY crummy geedy hands boy. The bet ain't never gonna be OVER til ya PAY ME. not post pictures. if you truely "mailed" yer check CERTIFIED on the 8th as you mentioned then,...hmmm.. Anyway... Pay up or i'll NEVER shut up. ps.. that ain't an "internet threat" either, mucous. It's just the facts man. Ps.. goyle.. If anyone needs a med check... It's yer sad pathetic ass! pss .,. Just ta let ya know boys know(goyle/RF/Gerbil/other yawners.. NORACE is ..GONNA ,,win this one(Obama BET) However YOU decide ta play it! LOL! BIG yawn) otherwise..
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:07
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:58 Exactly what is that supposed to mean? You better tell me right now, bitch. ,,,,,,,,,, !! ?? no, you can't get outta yer bet boy.. actin "hurt" and "morally outraged".. (yawn) Clam down son! heh heh heh this is what got yer and mucous into trouble wit norace in the first places! heh (yawns) Lesson ONE (after 10 THOUSAND,, FIVE HUNDRED ..PLUS ,.NORACE personna posts,, WHEN.. Norace // "threatens ya" a post.,. YER GET ... QUALITY INSULTS! Excuse me a moment... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wruBPDRoLuk&feature=related ................................................................ yer don't get KINDERGARTEN physical death threats like pouncy and many other immature boys here... (so, gerbil is that why you wouldn't at LEAST tell me yer name?.. ... cause you COULD(maybe in the future if the time was right, use our private email AGAINST me?. . Whatever@! ;) AS YOU JUST ..implied? IN YER LAST post ta me(NR)(shakes head) Listen ... THIS... is NR "kickin yer ass metaphorically) 1. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related 2. NR says yer a moron 3. Then NR PROVES it to you on the forum with JUST my words and moving pictures. 4. Reposting yer own crap on rotten.com, ya wish ta GOD yer hadn't POSTED 5. I yawn Anyway.. Quityerbellyaching .. and just pay the man(me). RF. thinks.. "he's FUCKIN with Norace's mind"... Bwaaaaahahahahahah! (closes eyes again) I hope yer fer real on the check Gerbil. RF> is REAPIN a.. NORACE whirlwind// (here's an asskicker) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2So
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:07
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 05:52 I have the day off today so i will be here for a while .................................................' Me too tard. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FjIuoeQo08Y How's yer WORD today. ..mucous? heh heh heh I'm NEVER gonna stop, baby! Thanks! ;)
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:07
T0llyb0ng has such a poetic, lyrical aptitude for belaboring the obvious genetic differences between the genders. Keep up the good work, young man. Sorry hera, I'm the fuhrer of spelling nazis. We'll have to trade critiques someday. Maybe you should reply to your thread on my site; I've been stealing your posts from here and posting there. 
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:09
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 05:55 From: rectalfissure [Yea I am an Asshole so what?] Date: 15-Jul-2008 10:17 This is not my game, RF, but got to admit that a postdated check sounds more serious than "send me your address if I lose and vice versa"... ================= I have already demonstarted in the past that i honor my bets I paid my bet to Ds and TSS norace hasnt done anything of the sort ........................................... Oh yeah baby! tell me all about honey! "i honor my bets" bwahahhahaha! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:10
Just a thought: I just read in the literature that studies point at a possible link between migraine headaches in women and resistance to breast cancer. It occurred to me that I much prefer the "mal de tete" to the "mal de tit".
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:10
Just a thought, but why does Norace always post links to the UK YouTube site, not the dot-com site? For example. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FjIuoeQo08Y
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:12
Hey RF, got your receipt yet? I'm being accused of all sorts of shit now by fucknut. I think they need to up the voltage on his Shock therapy or maybe more Thorazine, something. How long will you be in sedona? Er, St. Louis?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:14
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 14-Nov-2008 06:58 Exactly what is that supposed to mean? You better tell me right now, bitch. ,,,,,,,,,, !! ?? no, you can't get outta yer bet boy.. actin "hurt" and "morally outraged".. (yawn) Clam down son! heh heh heh this is what got yer and mucous into trouble wit norace in the first places! heh (yawns) Lesson ONE (after 10 THOUSAND,, FIVE HUNDRED ..PLUS ,.NORACE personna posts,, WHEN.. Norace // "threatens ya" a post.,. YER GET ... QUALITY INSULTS! Excuse me a moment... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wruBPDRoLuk&feature=related ................................................................ yer don't get KINDERGARTEN physical death threats like pouncy and many other immature boys here... (so, gerbil is that why you wouldn't at LEAST tell me yer name?.. ... cause you COULD(maybe in the future if the time was right, use our private email AGAINST me?. . Whatever@! ;) AS YOU JUST ..implied? IN YER LAST post ta me(NR)(shakes head) Listen ... THIS... is NR "kickin yer ass metaphorically) 1. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related 2. NR says yer a moron 3. Then NR PROVES it to you on the forum with JUST my words and moving pictures. 4. Reposting yer own crap on rotten.com, ya wish ta GOD yer hadn't POSTED 5. I yawn Anyway.. Quityerbellyaching .. and just pay the man(me). RF. thinks.. "he's FUCKIN with Norace's mind"... Bwaaaaahahahahahah! (closes eyes again) I hope yer fer real on the check Gerbil. RF> is REAPIN a.. NORACE whirlwind// (here's an asskicker) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hxIuIxqo2So
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:15
From: gargoyle1 Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:12 Hey RF, got your receipt yet? I'm being accused of all sorts of shit now by fucknut. I think they need to up the voltage on his Shock therapy or maybe more Thorazine, something. How long will you be in sedona? Er, St. Louis? ====================== Ijust got home a short while ago and have not checked the mail we will be in sedona er St Louis long enough BTW just out of curiosity how far is sedona from say .... flagstaff?
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:18
goyle do you know if a 22 to the base of the skull is fatal? I am told that the 22 is one of the worst bullets to be shot with as it has enough power to penetrate the skull yet not enough to exit so it just sort of rattles around in the skull slicing up brain. is that true? just curious
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:21
"Yer could just ask me Sandy! I won't bite! :0 " Maybe it's because you ARE in th UK. That would be funny, RF mailing a cheque for $1000 to a complete stranger, when all along Norace resides in the United Kingdom.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:21
RF, I suppose if you put the .22 where it could enter the skull through the basal opening, a small round would just bounce around in there. I know that when my ex worked in the ER there was a guy admitted who died from a .22 in the chest. His wife shot him with it thinking it wouldn't kill him but would scare the hell outta him, he was cheating on her. It went in between the ribs and bounced numerous times, making swiss cheese of his lungs and heart. They couldn't save him, too much damage.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:23
Maybe certain people would be MUCH better off.... ..And... should pay FOLKS yer owe the money .. THEY BET. instead of.. yawns,.. /// vauge internet "threats"! (shakes head) yer just lookin stupider and more pathetic now moron.. So... Keep postin peanut.!! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related heh heh heh .
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:23
RF, yup, google maps shows 30.4 miles, easily a grocery trip. GD, yup, and if you use a hollow point, it's sure to do more damage. Wouldn't want to just make a vegetable now would we?
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:26
Here you are loma, the chapter from where I left if off the last time post it where you will Kædon reached underneath his tunic feeling around for the right chain. Then he pulled out the necklace Codder had made for him with his clasp attached to it bearing his coat-of-arms. West's eyes widened, squinted skeptically for a moment, and then widened again at the sight of the silver rim that identified Kaedon as the son of one of the clan chiefs. "I was wrong bout ya ol' friend. Ya aren' stupid. Ya've gone mad!" Skibbo glanced quickly at the barkeep who was now paying an unwelcome amount of attention to the trio. "It's best we leave now," he said gesturing to the stranger with a shake of his head. With that all three stood up and made way for the door. Just as they were about to walk out West snatched the barkeep by his smock lifting him up off the floor, surprising both the man and Kaedon, the former much more so. Skibbo leaned an elbow on the bar casually. "Ya didn' hear nothin' here," West began, "Many a sailor don't like murderin' barmen." "M-m-murderin'?" The startled barkeep stammered. "I ain't murdered no one." "No? Ya mean ya didna killa sailor on accounta ya din' like sailors?" Terror gripped the bartender "I ain't killed n-n-no one sir!" "Aye, an it may be so or naw, but werd gits out, then werd gits out..." West said in a low tone. "Rumor hath a thousand tongues friend," Skibbo interjected. "Savvy?" The barman nodded his head vigouresly in assent before West released his grip. The three walked out of the pub with solemn purpose. "How long do you think we have," Skibbo asked. "What afuht, in Portsmy? Na' lang ol' friend." "In that case," Skibbo began with an air of brief calculation "We had better get a move on." "Aye."
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:28
The stables were almost empty and the cantankerous stableman was bartering with another potential customer. Kaedon began to crawl up the wagon before West grabbed his arm. "Ya keep outa sight," he said lifting up an edge of the tarp on the back of the wagon. "But-" he began to protest trying to think of someway in which he could ride the wagon without impaling himself. "Here," Skibbo lifted the other end of the tarp and pulled out some bear pelts to drape over the javelins. Without much further ado Kaedon climbed into the back and struggled for a position that wasn't entirely uncomfortable as Skibbo and West pulled the tarp over him. He suddenly felt a pang of anxiety, now being thoroughly in the hands of strangers, try as he might he could not shake the feeling. "Where's your horse," Skibbo asked. "Nevermin' you, git on now." There was a brief pause before the wagon began making its way out of the stable. "Think it's time yer 'prentice pays his way" West's voice came over the tarp, stressing the last three words. Kaedon felt for his purse and felt around for the gold crowns, when he was certain he had three of them he thrust his hand out of the tarp. West's eyes widened with greed briefly before he snatched the coins out of Kaedon's hand, slapping the empty hand back under the tarp. "Fair enough?" Skibbo asked. "Aye, fer now." The wagon made its way through the Portsmouth streets and Kaedon was beginning to feel a sickening sense of vertigo and discomfort from the inability to manage a comfortable position over the cache of weapons he was laying on. Only fifteen minuets passed before Kaedon could hear West's voice in a low tone. "How lang di' I say we 'ad?" "What?" Skibbo seemed startled. "Got a shadow now," West replied. Skibbo muttered a few choice curses. "Where?" "Mmm. Eight lenths aft an a lenth off to port," West calculated. "A priest?" "An wha' afut should I know. He idn't werin' them white furs if tha's what yer mean." "Blaggit," Skibbo swore aloud, "Can we bring him up?" "Take the next isle ta the righ', winds up and shur ta tack."
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:32
Kaedon felt the wagon bank sharply right and up causing him to readjust his position as the javelins began poking at him again. The wagon then seemed to swagger haphazerdly like a drunk on unsure footing until it finally came to a rest on a steep incline. "We wait then?" "Aye." All three collectively held their breaths waiting and listening. In less than a minute they could here the sounds of hooves on cobblestone coming toward them. The hoove-beats seemed to slow as they got closer. Then in a flash it seemed as if hell were unleashed. A horse whinnied, a strange voice choked out a curse, the wagon swung, and Kaedon found himself straining, focusing all his will to see the action from under the tarp. "Who are ya?" "Are you going to let him speak," Skibbo's voice inquired. West relaxed his arm allowing the stranger just enough air to gasp in a much needed breath. "What afut are ya aboot?" "I," the voice choked, "I've come for the boy." "Ya'd better start makin' sense quick," West said in a threatening tone. "The Quint, you've got him in your wagon." West and Skibbo looked at each other before returning their attention on the stranger now pinned up against the stone wall. "What say ye of a quint? Ya gun mad 're ya?" "Let him speak," Skibbo suggested, realizing that this stranger knew too much already. "I've traveled a thousand leagues--" the stranger began. "An wut fer," West pressed. "Are you a priest? Why aren't you wearing the furs of the priesthood," Skibbo asked. There was a long pause. "Answer ye dag!" "I'm a priest and you are a pirate," the stranger spat. Skibbo cringed at the answer, but Kaedon could her the dagger being drawn from West's sleeve, and the sickening sound of the blade sliding though flesh. A gargle of blood, a rasp and sigh. Then all was quiet for a moment. Kaedon had enough, he flung the tarp up.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:33
"Enough of this!" West and Skibbo were both startled by the authority in his voice. Kaedon reached down and grabbed the strange man's shoulder. "He's gone lad," Skibbo said lowly. Kaedon paid no mind to the merchant. He gently pulled down the man's tunic and grabbed the circular coat-of-arms all clansmen wore. Both West and Skibbo leaned over his shoulders to see the coat for themselves. "I do not recognize it," Skibbo said with some curiosity, "Is it a new clan?" "This is not a clansman's coat," Kaedon replied solemnly. He inspected the crest carefully and noticed it was written in the old tongue. "Wha' sez it then?" "Ordum Grigori," Kaedon whispered inaudibly. "Wha?" "What does this mean lad? Is he a priest or not?" Skibbo's curiousity was palpable. "I don't know." West busied himself with the body, flinging it effortlessly in the back of the wagon. "By the gods! What are you doing," Skibbo exclaimed. "Wha' ya wanna leave em 'ere?" Skibbo sighed, "How soon can we set sail?" West snatched at his beard out of habit,"I'm having the ship re-rigged an-" "How soon!" Skibbo demanded. "There is something more," Kaedon interrupted. All eyes were on Kaedon now as he shifted uncomfortably. "We need to find out what this is," he said holding up the dead priest's crest. "An how ya sher gonna get tha' don. Whole city migh' be lookin' fer ya now." Kaedon took a deep breath. "I know a man who will know, a book keeper." West and Skibbo stared at each other once more in astonishment. "Where is this book keeper?" Kaedon thought hard for a moment, knowing it may be his only chance to uncover this mystery. He forced all his will into re-imaging the city when he had been here once before. The horses neighed. A cold wind blew down the alley. Kaedon unclenched his eyes. "The north district, just west of the promenade," He said finally.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:34
Cain, looks like you got some ash in the air. Sunsets and rises will look nice, too bad about the fires though. Specially if it's arson. I don't have any sympathy for the rich fuckers however.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:35
I know that when my ex worked in the ER there was a guy admitted who died from a .22 in the chest. ...... !! That was yer FIRST .. wife.. right moron? Norace laughes and spits... soooooooo... ..With the SKILL and TRAINING ...so far that RF has shown me (norace) in.. 1. wit/wisdom fer livin over 40 years (none of it) 2. professionalism (none)(ALL of my RTs here, BTW, RF.. think yer COMPLETE ASSHOLE, asshole... NO RT acts that way)! 3. Betting (second grader apparently)(no fuckin clue) 4. World and POLITICAL understanding (none) 5. self awareness (none) 6. postin pictures of his bloody uniform to brag! (My folks at the college shakes heads always on that one!) 7. etc,, i'm tired . ..laughing here.. that fer him ta "come" and.. "kill" someone with a gun... well.. Let's say.. NORACE will BET.. ANYONE on the entire forum... that .. NORACE will not get shot(yawn) Anybody? esides.. I got these guys in my.. Possy! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ja0_m-4NAec&feature=related
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:44
heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:34 There it is the rest of the chapter. Next chapter will come next week stay tuned folks ================ Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:48
Damn, Hey Zilla, what's he saying now? LOL, I haven't seen his shit in weeks. I think his talking to people who can't see his rantings is a sign of mental instability though.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:49
From: gargoyle1 Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:44 heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:34 There it is the rest of the chapter. Next chapter will come next week stay tuned folks ================ Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel? ===== You got it goyle, hope you guys enjoy, I know fantasy stories may not be your thing but I've had this one in my head and I just wanted to share, sorry for blowing up the thread.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 14:51
No apologies needed Hera, at the least, you can write in english, unlike other posters here. I hope you are making a book of it.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:01
I get people claiming non-receipt of eBay stuff regularly. They always back down when I provide written evidence to prove they did actually receive the goods, and signed for them.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:09
Oh, and an item of interest to some here. I was reading an article the other day about fake You Tube links that lead to sites with trojans and so on, also phishing stuff. Might want to be careful about clicking on those links posted by certain fucknuts on this site. Never know what you'll catch.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:09
I couldn't stand it anymore and I blocked him again. Far as I'm concerned, the matter is settled between me and fucknut, and I also sent a cheque to Goyle. and now, back to our irregular programming.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:28
RF: Fucknut signed for the certified mail and he's still claiming you welshed on the bet? He lives up to his nickname, by golly. He's officially lost it. The Obama "victory" spewed so many endorphins into his brain he is now incapable of rational thought.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:29
Zilla, if fucknut posts anything about it, it's phoney, it was never done. You know as well as everyone here.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:31
Here's some links about the fake You Tube links and virus. Careful of fucknuts posting those You Tube links, http://www.smh.com.au/news/technology/security/fake-youtube-pages-used-to-spread-viruses/2008/10/10/1223145594921.html http://voices.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2008/09/fake_youtube_page_maker_helps.html http://news.cnet.com/8301-1009_3-10039974-83.html The more you know
From: assholius
[ikthool]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:36
I saw a metro sexual guy at the beer distributor. Don't often see that. He got a case of Mike's Hard Lemonade. Some how that fits.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:40
The YouTube deal is pretty easy to recognize. You reach the fake YouTube page and a message pops up stating that you need additional software to play the video. If you are dumb enough to click on the install link, you download the trojan. I could see a kid or a dolt downloading the "special software" to view what seems to be a YouTube video.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:42
Gerbil, I'm sure some of our less than saavy people here could do it as well. I figured it was a friendly warning about potential trouble.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:45
Well, any help is surely appreciated. They had another article about a so-called "password recovery service". Now, you can imagine what sort of havoc you could wreak with that. Fucknut's YouTube posts are probably harmless. I wouldn't know, since I never clicked on anything he ever posted and I never will. But Sandy's Russian plushie-porn sites are pretty suspect.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:52
From: gargoyle1 Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:31 Here's some links about the fake You Tube links and virus. Careful of fucknuts posting those You Tube links, ----------------------- Just as well I'm not using Window$.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:54
so go ahead cash that check ,,,,,,,,,,,, yawn and i certainly will. when i receive it.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:56
A new phishing scheme is now aiming to lure users into visiting a malicious copy of YouTube in order to infect their computers with Trojan-Dropper.W32/Agent.CPL. Security vendor F-Secure today reported that some Internet consumers received spam messages asking them to click on a YouTube clip attached to the message. The link is actually redirecting the users to a fake YouTube website which informs them that they must install Adobe Flash Player in order to view the video. "Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player," the message reads. Clicking on the provided link to download the Flash Player will bring you to a new page to get install_flash_player.exe, an executable containing the requested file. "The page, located on a .cn server, prompts for the installation of Adobe's Flash Player. If you download the file, it's named install_flash_player.exe. Just as the real Flash Player download would be�", F-Secure wrote in a blog post published today. Obviously, the executable file comes with Trojan-Dropper.W32/Agent.CPL but it's not pretty clear how dangerous it is for computers... Probably the Trojan horse is supposed to enable the attackers to bring other infected material on the victims' computers in order obtain administrator privileges and get any data they want. "Firefox browser is already warning about the fraudulent nature of this site, and we have detection with our 2007-11-12_04 database, so we don't expect a very big catch for this particular rock phishing site", F-Secure continued.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:57
From: androloma [the Manchurian Centurion] Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:49 I haven't seen Chaos like this since the LA (Rodney King) Riots, and the Fire only seems to get bigger. Haha, Cain what were you, five years old way back then? ~~~~~~~~~~ It's a matter of Fact I was 5, but I remember.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:59
ABC, am I posting as you again, tsk tsk. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ! and since we're speakin of urine and pouncy now, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JQee3ag4niE&feature=related yawn
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:59
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Nov-2008 15:54 so go ahead cash that check ,,,,,,,,,,,, yawn and i certainly will. when i receive it. ----------------------- You HAVE received the cheque, RF has your signature. Unless of course you aren't M*** ******, and involved in identity fraud.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:01
I remember there being Army Tanks in the Shopping Malls and the Grocery stores, Whole Army Brigades. I was to young, And I never Got a Big Screen TV.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:01
Clicked on that YT link and got this. "Best LOTR Fight Scene Hello, you either have JavaScript turned off or an old version of Adobe's Flash Player. Get the latest Flash player."
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:02
Well ladles and jellyspoons, off to toss some dead barnyard fowl in boiling oil and make a creamy paste of some tubers. Remember, I warned ya about clicking links from fucknuts.
From: pontius
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:02
Nograce, even though you like it brown and male, I wouldn't crap on you. I'd feel sorry for the shit.
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:07
I'll stay here to the end of the earth, through perdition's fire, until I breathe blood and ashes, roll over, split, broken, finished! Then Again.......
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:07
Clicking on the provided link to download the Flash Player will bring you to a new page to get install_flash_player.exe, an executable containing the requested file. "The page, located on a .cn server, prompts for the installation of Adobe's Flash Player. If you download the file, it's named install_flash_player.exe. Just as the real Flash Player download would be�", F-Secure wrote in a blog post published today. ................................................ !! ? ?? ?! )yawn) I hate ta break it to ya Sandy. but norace uses "u tube" cause i accidently found it a while ago. and , more importantly .,. i can make it wurk! BTW... i have no idea what yer(complex techno babble) is speakin of. NR is both .. COMPLEX and powerful in the HUMAN world of thoughts and emotions..... and .. gentle in the ways of machines... my friends..! I'm(Norace) now gonna go .. and call fer backup on yer Utuber question from my other friends... friend .. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wruBPDRoLuk&feature=related
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:16
You HAVE received the cheque, RF has your signature. .................. (shakes head) Sandy!\?? I haven't gotten anything fromm that internet bully prick.. but lies, hot air and pathetic pandering to the peanut gallery/.. Hence... Said ASSHOLE. Shall ferever REAP what he sows from NORACE! (BTW) see "RF QUOTES" posted EVERY DAY by .. NORACE! heh heh heh Sooooooooooooo.. Two choices, when he's DONE... spoutin bullshit and phantom mails and posted "checks"// PERIOD. Rest is chatter fer yer little fucks.. ta talk about. NR LETS OUT A BIG FUCKING yawn) 1.He pays good fer him, 2.He don't... Yep...well,,,, FUN FUN FUN... In THE SUN SUN SUN.. fer me! Norace WINS .. Either way! The second way will just be more fun fer me! Really... I expected a bit more from you son. (really shakes head( :0 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=P93cI_u1mng&feature=related !!
From: cainmarko666
[cain marko]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:23
I am the living embodiment of all that is evil and unjust in humankind. They deserve their revenge And I deserve to Die, therefore I must be destroyed! But on the other Hand, No I don't, hahahaha.!!
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:28
Good afternoon gentlemen. My new favorite reality show is 'Sex Change Hospital'. Dr. Marci Bowers is a post operative male to female transsexual who performs sex reassignment surgery in the small town of Trinidad Colorado. Need I say more... Prop 8 is bullshit and how in the Hell can the Mormons in Utah spend 25 million to pass it? They should lose their tax exempt status immediately. That is all. Have a rotten evening.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:43
You HAVE received the cheque, RF has your signature. ............... !! ? I just ...now....saw the post yer reffered to sandy. Interesting. However, if RF.. claims that is Norace's official signature... well... i believe if he tried to "press"... it in anyway as a LEGAL DOCUMENT.. and claimed ME (the real norace) actually signed it. Wow! I KNOW that would be mail fraud. I think. Maybe morte would know. anyway. It's horseshit. REALLY! That's not my signature and I'll ... ////BET... ANYONE HERE or ANYWHERE ... A MILLION US DOLLARS ...or ,..any amt of money or treasure one would care to wager (except, RF,, he's a pussyboy welcher thus far) sooo Sandy! Wanna bet me a THOUSAND dollars that's my signature? Anybody else? COME ON!(yawn) NORACE is ..waiting! Or do ya believe mucous? LOL! Wait... wait.. do i hear.. (crickets) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JnjmeYOn2Zc&feature=related
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:46
I like Mormonism. It is the one religion that shows everyone that anything is possible in the good old U S of A. Think about it: some guy and his three drinking and fishing buddies concoct this preposterous story about an angel and some golden tablets that only HE can read. They are so reviled that they receive death threats everywhere they go and get chased out of every civilized state until they find a patch of ground so barren that no one else wants it. From there, they build a huge financial empire. You gotta love a success story like that.
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:48
Trinidad is a ghetto. Prop 8 passed in a fair, democratic process. Don't like? Then protest democracy and blame it on that instead of Mormons. Maybe the California protestors should move to where homos are legal? Sex change, however, may be the only cure for homosexuality. Unless you're a retard like Mr. Garrison, and change your mind too much.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:56
I would think Fred Phelps would approve of gay marriage, to further hasten the coming doom God has decided to wreak on the godless den of sodomites known as the USA. The more buggery, the faster we all perish in the flaming sulfur pits of Hell.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:57
http://www.signmovies.net/videos/signmovies/gho.html Hey kids, it's the "Obama is AntiChrist" movie, from your friends at the Westboro Baptist Church.
From: studgerbil
[Stud]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:05
You sure read a lot of funny things about the Antichrist, and Revelation and so on. It says right there in the book that you may recognize the Antichrists (there are more than one -- they are anyone who is anti-christ, in the end times) by the numbers "666" clearly visible on their foreheads or the palms of their right hands. People will see these clear signs and follow them anyway. No 666 in plain sight on the forehead or right hand, no antichrist. Yet preachers continually say so and so is the antichrist, based on nothing more than thin air. So, I asked a Baptist preacher how it can say one thing in the Bible and he can preach something totally different. He told me, "I read the Word and trust God to tell me what it really means." That is why you cannot argue with a preacher. Only HE knows what the words in the Bible <really> mean.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:07
Prop 8 passed in a fair, democratic process. Don't like? Then protest democracy .... ..................... !! NR was surprised by the Cali vote on this, I'll admit it along with the rest of the amatuer poli pundies! I almost hate to bring this up ,, with my "hx" an all.. but I read a very interesting article in Slate .. about the "impact" the "black" vote had on Prop 8 in this "special" Obama election cycle and time in history. While I abhor anything anti gay... I was 'piked" by the interesting observation.. .. that the "Black" vote also "tends" to be "more conservative and religious)(nothing new there) but.. and that the 4 percent or so margin of defeat may very well have been directly impacted by the LARGE black voter turnout across the USA and in CALI. Also stats were pointed out in the article that "Blacks" as a "group" in "general".. believe in higher numbers the "homosexuality" is .. WRONG and or is a "choice"! Than white voters in "general". This is a higher proportion than even HISPANICS (catholics)! While views across the board have changed over the resent decades with a greater SCIENTIFIC .,.UNDERSTANDING of human physiology.. these differences in "general" among .. "in general" .. "black" voters.. have not changed/kept pace with the NEW information! Are "blacks" MORE Macho? Interesting and "distessing" somewhat to Norace. Some bad apparently can come with any GOOD! I'm still trying to "understand" this very interesting idea/concept! ps.. hey tss.. it's the negros fault the fags got their "asses kicked" in california!.. maybe! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJ8ZCs4jY
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:10
Gerb: The Antichrist as biblical prophecy is a pure hoax. That doesn't mean the powers that be won't stage his appearance for their personal benefit...even to go so far as to 'defeat him'. It's all very esoteric and full of delightfully brain twisting metaphor. The beast dwells within all of us anyway. It's simply the dark side of human nature, not some monolithic demonic entity from the pit. Once people realize that we are all ultimately responsible for our own good and evil we'll be a much better example of mature sentience. Right now we're a bunch of babbling children with some fancy toys.
From: petone9
[petone9]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:24
Equal rights and protection under the law for all citizens. A civil marriage license should be available to any two people of legal age who request it. Fuck those nosy Mormons. The religion of polygamy is now the champion of 'one man one woman only' marriage laws. How ironic. Can I spell hypocrite? What bullshit. Besides, you can't unring the bell. What about the people who already got married? Keep your church out of my government. (and doctor's office and bedroom) P.S. Transsexualism (sexual identity) and homosexuality (sexual attraction) are two different things and I'm pretty sure one can't 'cure' the other.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:28
See Norace, how easy it is to forge a name or signature on a document. ....................... !! Ok , godamnit , Sandy... Where did you obtain that VERY SECRET.. ..and official US State department Document? Boy.,,, Yer Welchman's ass is in DEEP trouble fer postin that kinda of classified info! erase it quick.. Ever hear of MKUltra? Krill Files? Designate: Alpha Blue Alpha? Heibemann/Lefter Extinction Secenario? , Plan 9? .' tango/november/Xray? shit...Ask the real "blue", he'll ta ya.. or johnny,, http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MXGAif4dKhs the truth is out there. maybe.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:33
private email exchange where we won't be subject to it. ................... !! LOL! (irony/hipocracy) alert! beep! ............................. DON'T I(NORACE) wish! thank yer friends mucous and gerbil.. (shakes head) LOL! Yer a moron , blue! What planet yer on? (shakes head) Boots... go http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lZqMbuyciqU&feature=related yawn...
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:43
Fucknut, all you have in the way of supporting arguments are: (yawn) (shakes head) LOL! ---- You're just trying to piss people off with your supposed idiocy. It's getting really fucking old, too. It's unfortunate that a supposedly well educated liberal such as yourself would choose to portray himself in such a bafflingly ridiculous fashion. Aren't you supposed to be the most 'enlightened' among us?
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:45
? BTW....hey blue.(ABC). ain;t you supposed ta be ...in the fuckin Navy or AF or some shit? (since ya like gettin involved and making comments about me and ..in my business on the forum) Or did ya CHICKENSHIT out like , Norace KNEW ya wood? heh heh heh Wadda small little piece of shit yer are... NR.. sadly and slowly... Closes eyes once more fer the little chickenshit in front of me... .. abc and pouncy.. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y (yawn) ps.. hey abc,? BTW,,when is the world ending tonight? i need ta make plans fer a big yawn.. heh heh http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jnYKYxTxA-0&feature=related
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:48
LOL! (irony/hipocracy) alert! beep! ---- All three of you (RF, NR, SG) are acting like idiots. NR for simply being a retard, and SG/RF for playing into it. Take this nonsense somewhere else. No one wants to see it anymore. Obama "won", that sucks, but no one else gives a rat's ass about this bogus bet anymore. Just...go away already.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:50
the way of supporting arguments .............. LOL! Looke how's talkin boy? yer ...and ?.. you let..? Pouncy? (shakes head) And yes... I AM .. FAR more enlightened than you are, at least. but that ain't saying diddlysquat ,. son. .. .. so is a mushroom <:) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YRABlT_ukNo&feature=related
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:54
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:48 LOL! (irony/hipocracy) alert! beep! ---- All three of you (RF, NR, SG) are acting like idiots. NR for simply being a retard, and SG/RF for playing into it. Take this nonsense somewhere else. No one wants to see it anymore. Obama "won", that sucks, but no one else gives a rat's ass about this bogus bet anymore. Just...go away already. ======= Amen to that ABC I've grown weary of watching this forum turn into some pissing battle about who paid who and man of his word this that and the other all three are to blame for pissing in this forum. Go fight your battles through emails, surely you all have each others. No one here cares anymore who paid who or why or when or what for.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:56
Fucknut: Well, since your retarded "persona" asked... I did attempt to enlist. Apparently my DUI and Reckless Driving convictions disqualify me for USAF service. I'm appealing it and attempting to get a waiver. I wouldn't even ship out until February at the earliest regardless of when I was accepted.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:04
Amen to that ABC I've grown weary of watching this forum turn into some pissing battle about who paid who and man //////////////////// yawn well, sweetie.. i suppose yer could always.. crawl in that olde box! ,,,yer offended and outraged on a site like this one! )yawns) (shakes head) It IS.. ROTTEN... AND ,, FREE.. ain't it? or are yer talkin about taken over.. Ps.. Norace and many interested parties with a stake are .. VERY, VERY.,. and more very,, pleased with .. HOW the Forum is now ..proceeding. Never think,, never... that there are not many , many other... Fans of Norace .. out there! YEP , BELIEVE IT ,,,or not. I've got quite a .. shall I, say... Base of supporters. I luv it when I gotta a lot of very excellent BACKUP! Heh heh heh So.. .fer you and the rest... ... whine, moan, joke, spit, piss, or sputter,, I(WE)... DO NOT CARE! so,,, Later babe/// I'm off fer awhile... sorry yer not likin the show alla time. maybe. "attack" ! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JnjmeYOn2Zc&feature=related
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:19
Fuck you NR! I stood up for you when no one else did. Hell I even stood up for you after ABC called you out ffs! I really tried and thought that you were simply ecstatic over the election. I even tried to ignore that, let it slide, NR might have something of value to contribute, and you want to go and say I'm a censoring idiot? FUCK YOU! And quit whining about being "put in the box" you know what I could give a flying fuck if someone wants to ignore me. You on the other hand have gone from contributing poster to TROLL! Yes that's what you are. You are a troll. Appolgize to me and I might consider continuing to read your posts, or don't and have a great time giggling and yawning and smiley facing the fuking board.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:29
From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Nov-2008 16:43 You HAVE received the cheque, RF has your signature. ............... !! ? I just ...now....saw the post yer reffered to sandy. Interesting. However, if RF.. claims that is Norace's official signature... well... i believe if he tried to "press"... it in anyway as a LEGAL DOCUMENT.. and claimed ME (the real norace) actually signed it. ============================== are you claiming that you didnt sign for the letter now? Fucknut I dont know if that is your "official " signature or not all i know is I sent you a certified letter, you recieved it and you or someone signed for it for you
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:34
P.S. Transsexualism (sexual identity) and homosexuality (sexual attraction) are two different things and I'm pretty sure one can't 'cure' the other. ============================ Petone, you write this as if I don't understand; and you're right, I don't. Too bad ya had ta leave, I'd love to have an interesting discussion with you sometime, where we both present our viewpoints. Maybe someday. I've had some thoughts upon the matter, upon who actually deserves what rights, and how many of the rights any of us should have should be had. Do homosexuals deserve the civil right of marriage? My position on this point is that government has no business in cultural affairs. Government needs concern itself with national defense, operations of its own bureaucracy, and to benefit the greatest number of its citizenry as possible. Little else should be governments used for; those reasons and the broader ones of regulating the populace from each others' throats. Cultural affairs are the spectral expression of a society's identity; exempt from need within mature guidelines for preservation from self-annihilation that the auspices of federalized government provides. Homosexuals must learn to recognize their own abnormalities as a covetousness latent in their own inimical mimicries of actual established genders. Homos desire to be that which they are not and can never be; while lusting after their own kind. This is contradiction, and self-defeating. I guess...
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:36
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:19 Fuck you NR! ................... (yawn)! Another NR fan and frienden fer life made! ? well? how's that, HC? PS... The norace personna now presents(as a reward fer yer having to be on the RECEIVING end)of.. that "perfect".. NR quality insult, .. '/ which may have, initially. takiin you aback)....maybe. yer with .. one of my favorite u tube videos.. (that yer probably say yer NEVER watch) It's the best i can do fer a foole that would stand up fer a guy like me when no one else woulde! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pjF_eDS6IjA pss.. yer don't like it? Well,, then FUCK YOU HC!
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:41
are you claiming that you didnt sign for the letter now? Norace I dont know if that is your "official " signature or not all i know is I sent you a certified letter, you recieved it and you or someone signed for it for you ..................... yawn it's over rf.. it's not clever or mindbending.. it's just sad. zzzzzzz pay me. please.... or...STFU..and ACCEPT...and .. take yer NORACE daily medicine fer being a welcher and bullybaby boy is all, nothin more fer you to do. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qGaOlfmX8rQ&feature=related peanut (yawns)
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:46
Andro: Homosexuals are people too, with minds and rights of their own. As the human consciousness is dependent on these physical forms with faulty wiring and genetic predispositions included by default (nature has shitty quality assurance) condemning them or depriving them of their god-given right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness seems anathema to the ideals of a free society. Religious ideals have done great good and great evil for humanity. As reasoning beings we have a right and duty to question and revamp these ideals if they no longer represent the well being of a substantial minority population which is entitled to the same rights and protections of the majority. I see no reason why two consenting adults in an exclusive relationship should be forbidden to have all the legal rights of two other consenting adults, simply because of their physical manifestations. I think people are too hung up on the concept of marriage being something divinely instituted. Every custom we have was invented at some point by someone in the past who had some agenda they were trying to promote somehow.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:46
Evening all. I see we've had a fucknut meltdown. He's back in the box. I thought I might see if he had a shred of sanity left, but alas, it's gone. So's he. ABC, no, I'm not missing anything, but thanks. Sorry to hear about the enlistment troubles. RF, how's the planning for the trip to Sedona coming?
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:51
From: heraclitus [and in measures dying out] Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:54 From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 15-Nov-2008 17:48 LOL! (irony/hipocracy) alert! beep! ---- All three of you (RF, NR, SG) are acting like idiots. NR for simply being a retard, and SG/RF for playing into it. Take this nonsense somewhere else. No one wants to see it anymore. Obama "won", that sucks, but no one else gives a rat's ass about this bogus bet anymore. Just...go away already. ======= Amen to that ABC I've grown weary of watching this forum turn into some pissing battle about who paid who and man of his word this that and the other all three are to blame for pissing in this forum. Go fight your battles through emails, surely you all have each others. No one here cares anymore who paid who or why or when or what for. -------- Indeed, let's get back to weather reports, (very) amateur poetry, and "you have mail"
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:54
I don't have Sheryl Crow but I have Status Crow .................... I enjoy the young singer/song writer.. Michelle Branch. A perceptive young lady I have found! pouncy has jim crowe ladyboy And everybody on the East side... knows..Pouncy ain't soakin up the yellow warm SUN.,.. that's fer damn sure... more like ...urine... fer him. (shudder) http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=YRABlT_ukNo&feature=related
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:54
Amen to that ABC I've grown weary of watching this forum turn into some pissing battle about who paid who and man of his word this that and the other all three are to blame for pissing in this forum. Go fight your battles through emails, surely you all have each others. No one here cares anymore who paid who or why or when or what for. ==================== I cant say i blame you HC this is tiresome but I dont know what else to do he has his check, all he needs to do is cash it
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:59
Current Conditions Temp 62.4 F Humidity 88 % Rh Barometer 29.27 in Hg and falling Wind Calm Dew Point 58.8 F UV 0 Precip. 24 hr. .55 in 1 hr. 0.04 in Visibility 6 miles You asked, you got it
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:00
I sent you a certified letter, you recieved it and you or someone signed for it for you ......... ? Hmmmm. (yawn) Then if yer fer real(RF) (shakes head). .. You better notify the postal authories and file an OFFICIAL report of theft. I never signed for anything. I don't have yer imaginary "check". I mean it. You better notify the Flagstaff post office. I also hope you are sincere, because the US gov doesn't have t alisten to yer chickenshit like I am...being .. forced to. Anyway. yawn.. Ps.. sounds like alotta horsehit ta me... and my FRIENDS .. "parties of interest" heh heh heh
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:04
Indeed, let's get back to weather reports, (very) amateur poetry, and "you have mail" ...................... !! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=fNcShXs_CMM aaarggrarh! Oh. please... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lfsATc7i8ic
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:08
RF: Just ignore norace. It's the only responsible course of action left. ////////////////// Actually sounds like RF needs to report this to the Flagstaff, Arizona POST OFFICE! This is theft and MAIL FRAUD if .. It is TRUE.. yawn.. If so... someone's then is in BIG fucking trouble. . I 'd imagine. yawns/.. more and more..zzz
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:08
I'm playing Fallout 3, and I have 7 Super Mutants armed with assault rifles (one has a minigun) bearing down on me. I'm stuck in a corner with a nearly broken combat shotgun and an AK derivative with 3 clips of ammo left. It's the only save I've made in a while, and even the autosave is too far back from where I'd like to have to continue form. I think I'm pretty fucked. I'll let you know if I survive or not.
From: judge [jury and executioner]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:10
Fucknut, I won't make a habit of talking to trolls but, there is not one single person here that doesn't believe that RF paid you, so just cut the shit. Why does it please you so to continually make an ass of yourself?
From: t0llyb0ng [suicide b0nger]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:15
Lay then thy hands upon me My comely priestess of pussy
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:23
judge [jury and executioner] Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:10 ................. !! My.. sweet...little pretentious one... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FKss2pBYQ6Y ..Yea, and I(Norace) usually don;t speak to puny fleabrains like you have made very obvious here.. myself,, but since ya farted in my direction.. Let's have us a chat. Listen peanut. you must speak fer a very small decaying circle of morons such as yerself. And...Speaking of trolls. Me and my buddies... have noted... ...The cool way you(JJ) post and shit.. We orginally had a very difficult time... ,.,,How can we tell you apart from a troll anyway? heh heh heh (BIG FUCKING YAWN) yer be needin a bigger boat son.,.. back ta yer blue box. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=cmfAzhwHlWc&feature=related
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:24
Hah! Perseverance is key. I waited for the minigun wielding mutant to get in close, then I used my last three shots from my shotgun to cripple his gun arm so he dropped the minigun. I snatched it up and made short work of them all. Good thing I had plenty of 5mm on hand Large weapons and plenty of ammo make every situation turn out peachy.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:31
okay, i put NR in the box. I see what you mean ABC, give a man a second chance a third a tenth! He'll shit on ya every time. Actually it's nice not to have him around, the forum just shrunk a lot once I put him in the box he so richly deserved.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:37
G1: Never played FC. I find the quasi-1950s Flash Gordon meets Mad Max scenario adequate for now. The FO3 manual that increases your bartering skill, "Tales of a Junktown Jerky Vendor" is exceedingly 'rotten' due to the fact that Iguana Bob in the first Fallout was a Junktown BBQ stand vendor who made a deal with the local mortician for a cheap meat supply. You can blackmail him for 500 bottle caps a month, IIRC. And the "iguana bits" he sells are quite nutritious as well. Perhaps overly so...
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:41
Sounds good ABC, I might have to give the series a go. I think you'd enjoy FC , Mutant apes and humans and Mercenaries all wanting you dead, tropical islands with WWII japanese fortresses, mad scientist. Great gobs of bloody fun
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:46
From: judge [jury and executioner] ========== Or perhaps we could simply do with hit-and-run comments that contribute nothing to the forum except serving your own ego in some twisted way. .................... Ouch!' That's gotta hurt.. JJ Alright yer blue box fucksa fucka,,, Norace is gonna out fer taps tanight... Once last circle of yer crummy rotten village of slopes,. talkin games and weather,.. Now duck yer fucks... Attack formation .. 270.. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sx7XNb3Q9Ek lets go! Scares the hell outta em.. My boys love it! bye!Q
From: androloma
[the Manchurian Centurion]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:47
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 15-Nov-2008 18:46 -------------- Agreed. Still, the topic is the legality of marriage. I believe the gov't has no business sanctifying it, and the homo community no business in pursuing it. Beliefs=opinions, and we all know what opinions are like.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:48
Sandy, unless it involves hideously graphic deaths and amusingly snide dialogue, no dice. Moria Brown: "So, feeling a bit under the weather? Or perhaps a bit over the Geiger counter?" Player: "I'm as radiated as I can get without burning a hole in the floor." MB: "I can tell, you're positively...glowing. So, how do you feel?" P: "If I listen closely, I can hear my genes crying."
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:50
Dansa medoss Klappa era hander Gor so vi gor Ta negra steg at vanster Lyssna och lar Miss inte chansen Nu ar vi har med Caramell Dansen! ♩♪ Oo-oo-oa-oa... Oo-oo-oa-oa... Oo-oo-oa-oa... Caramell Dansen! ♫♬
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:59
Sorry to interrupt, but I'm a lurking newbie and something has been driving me up the wall: The Norace guy, is he brain damaged or on drugs or just mental? Does he at least have a guardian to keep him from wandering in traffic? How does he get access to a computer when, judging by his typing skills, I wonder about his ability to turn a faucet on and off? Just curious. As you were.
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:01
Goyle: Malcom MacDowell (Alex, A Clockwork Orange) plays the role of the omnipresent US President John Henry Eden in Fallout 3. Hearing Alex describe his election details as being a sensitive matter of national security brings a tear to this reformed Commie's eye. "Our beloved leaders had everything they wanted, sweet America. Power, Prestige...but it led to laziness. And laziness led to stupidity." Seems rather...apt, no?
From: cheddar [big cheddar and the mini-me mental meltdowns]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:07
daily rotten waters your horny little moccasin big ugly balls of fat dropping on 15 animals  love drenches wenches flash-bang dropped by accident in a cup of semen as the gay men poured in to tie up the screamers with ropes my Dearest Rotten Readers 
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:11
Who is this "Mark Nelson"? I think that I must have missed something. Are we gpoing to talk about Trafalgar, a column, or "Victory, Victory-O"? Or is he merely a Half-Nelson?
From: abluecommunist
[Red is for republicans, dammit!]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:13
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t] Date: 15-Nov-2008 19:59 Welcome! It's good to see more people contributing. Please continue to post, regardless of how clique-like it may seem here. Surprisingly enough, if you address people directly they will respond if you aren't overly retarded and you have something good to say. Norace is an...interesting sort. I suspect he is a soberly intelligent individual caught up in his perceived position of power. He is not mental, nor is he on drugs. He's just an asshole on a power trip. His blathering idiocy is a front, much like George Bush. Do not concern yourself with fucknut, for he only runs the conversation if you let him. I must admit that I have fallen prey to his bullshit on many occasions as you have undoubtedly noticed. Please collect a disturbingly vast collection of bizarre sexual fetishes and violent crime evidence for the collective amusement. It will be apprecaited, I assure you. And if you are female, kindly provide images of your breasts and genitalia. It's a...ice breaker. Tried and proven...well, except in my case. ----- Rottentots: It's not so hard to be nice to neutral parties, is it?
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:16
ABC, you being nice to a noob? LOL. However, it was nice of you to explain fucknut to her. There needs to be a warning label or something about him.
From: thelurker
[I lurk in the shadows]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:17
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:11 Who is this "Mark Nelson"? I think that I must have missed something. Are we gpoing to talk about Trafalgar, a column, or "Victory, Victory-O"? Or is he merely a Half-Nelson? ------------------------------ Um apparently he is "Norace" And Half-Nelson might not be two far off...
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:17
From: absintheredux [Green Death] Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:06 Hera -- A fine tale, well-told. I truly enjoyed it and was loath to come to the end. An ability to be pursued! \ ========== Why thank you GD. As I've said, I will endeavor to provide 1 new chapter a week on Saturdays. I'm setting a schedule and goals for myself in my writing.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:20
Finally! The theory! The means.. The way... The paper! Magnificant! A special thanks to Don, Judith, Robert J. and .. Marco! Thanks .. it works.. Excellent! So,,,,,,,,, Dr.. you were... wrong, after all. heh heh HEH! I(Norace) am... victorious! Pweeh! LOL! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7S_gLohI4XE&feature=related
From: gingerbrown [as in sh!t]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:23
The world is a much better place if I keep my bits covered, but I do appreciate the welcome. I was just worried that the poor Norace was being neglected like so many other retarded/mental patients, but it seems he has a child or two that could be babysitting him. Still wonder how they keep the drool from shorting out the keyboard, though.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:24
Norace is an...interesting sort. I suspect he is a soberly intelligent individual ..... LOL@!\\ That's the only part ya got right ... peanut! :0 http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7S_gLohI4XE&feature=related YES! I WIN!
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:26
Lurker, TY. The thought of "NoRace" and "That Hamilton Woman" is most entertaining. I have the twit on ignore and must have missed the moment when he shed the mask and revealed his true face. We should have captured it on a cloth of fine linen for posterity's sake. Just think... "The Shroud of Flagstaff".
From: absintheredux
[Green Death]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:34
Patsy, that is hilarious! Lovely children and woman. How do they stand him? He seems to be the original Nebbish/Bupkis mit Kuduchas, from the story of the inhabitants of Chelm. (Sholom Aleichem's tales).
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:36
From: abluecommunist [Red is for republicans, dammit!] Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:28 From: noracejusthuman [Alien From Earth] Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:24 Suck a fuck, assclown. Keep taking shit out of context all you like. Straws...keep right on grasping at them. ....................... I'm sorry .,./. I can't stop laughing.. Now SERIOUSLY.. Thanks ta, a few things.. heh heh.. Norace ,, has a ,, "important meeting/PARTY" . .. to attend in just 35 minutes! Based on,,, ! Thanks! EVERYONE! Fer just being yerselves! Don't worry, though, Norace AIN'T goin anywhere! Goodnight! YES! YES! BIG fuckin MONEY from real people that WILL PAY! heh heh heh ! herr's a (NEW) Norace song fer all ya LOSERS! LOL! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FtD4mn9CeH4&feature=related I'm in the money!
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:36
Are these really Norace and family, and does he have a MySpace page?   Lovely photos Norace, obviously done by a professional photographer. None of that amateur shit photography by the likes of Gargoyle.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:36
Actually sounds like RF needs to report this to the Flagstaff, Arizona POST OFFICE! This is theft and MAIL FRAUD if .. It is TRUE.. yawn.. ================== i dont need to report it to the flagstaff office fucknut all I need do is talk to the postal inspector general at the regional post office ( My dad was a postman, I learned a lot about our postal service as a kid) take him the reciepts and he will do an investigation I will be sure to give him your phone number so he can have the USPS office in flagstaff contact you had better be telling the truth fucknut, filing a false report is a serious offense. if it is found that you are wasting their time you are looking at something like a 10K fine and perhaps a year in jail and /or both. I will call the inspector general monday before i go on vacation
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:46
From: gargoyle1 Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:42 that poor boy, stuck in a family of dorks. Hahaha, suprised he hasn't offed them all. ------------------------------------- Bwaaaaahahaha!  < The biggest dork.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:46
Good , you do that. I will be standing by to make any necessary statement.\NO shit. )yawns) OK? ===================== fine by me fucknut you wait for the postal inspectors to call you like I said i will contact the IG monday i am finding it hard to believe that someone has stolen your check personally i think you are being a total dipshit about everything but like i said fucking with the USPS can carry some stiff penalties I hope you have a good lawyer if you are fucking around here
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:49
"but like i said fucking with the USPS can carry some stiff penalties" I must admit I once fiddled the Royal Mail out of a little extra cash when they lost my parcel.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:58
From: thehumantumor [Clark Kents step dads cousins friends son] Date: 15-Nov-2008 20:54 munchkin, what is it with the plushies, I know they're nice, soft, cuddly and feel terrific against bare skin, but what is up with the plush animal sex stuff things. ------------------------- Some just collect them, others have sexual relationships with them. Not just limited to penetrative sex either. You learn a lot from the interweb.
From: noracejusthuman
[Alien From Earth]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:00
I hope you have a good lawyer if you are fucking around here ............. And I hope you are being truthful too sir. Because I haven't recieved a thing. I guess it goes the next level, cause if yer fer real RF. That means somebody stole yer "check". Really. And IF.. you mean to REALLY pay. AND actually do, Why then, I(NR) have to take back about 45.9421 percent of the horseshit i;ve posted about ya. Not all.. but just the welcher part.. all i want is my dough from you and gerbil to go .. ///with the .. BIG dough,, i;m now out the door to a private individula's house... to "discuss",, \ !! YES! anyway.. sighs... Just pay me RF . I won the fucking bet YOU bullied NORACE into accepting. Ok? in JULY! OK? YOU wanted ta bet! I never forced you.. YOU and BRINKMANSHIP did the rest , peanut! Fer christ's sakes allmighty , my olde man would say.. JUST pay the man his money , boy.
From: gargoyle1
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:07
As much as I'd love to stay and enjoy the fucknut picture show, I'm going to bed. It is 00:22 afterall and I didn't sleep for shit last night. Night all.
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:08
Lovely photos and MySpace page Norace, I note the 1977 pic of Mr and Mrs Norace. BTW, I promise never to photoshop them, you have my word.
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:17
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:08 Lovely photos and MySpace page Norace, I note the 1977 pic of Mr and Mrs Norace. BTW, I promise never to photoshop them, you have my word. ============= Ahhh please please please munchy, couldn't you at least photoshop that juicy blond at 2 o'clock? I wouldn't mind seeing her gettin it from the easter bunny
From: munchkin
[munchkin]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:20
"Ahhh please please please munchy, couldn't you at least photoshop that juicy blond at 2 o'clock? I wouldn't mind seeing her gettin it from the easter bunny" Sorry, I can't do that I keep to my word.
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:45
anyway.. sighs... Just pay me RF ================== as i said before fucknut you have been paid in full and I mean it about the penalties for fucking with the postal service they dont take that shit lightly you had better not be fuckin around here if I call the IG and start an investigation for theft of mail/ currency most likely someone is going to jail for a year or so
From: rectalfissure
[Yea I am an Asshole so what?]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:48
. I won the fucking bet YOU bullied NORACE into accepting. Ok? in JULY! OK? YOU wanted ta bet! I never forced you.. =============== I didnt force YOU to do one fuckin thing here boy! you had best get your facts straight. you initiated the bet I just upped the ante fuckin whining pussy boy
From: heraclitus
[and in measures dying out]
Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:49
From: munchkin [munchkin] Date: 15-Nov-2008 21:20 "Ahhh please please please munchy, couldn't you at least photoshop that juicy blond at 2 o'clock? I wouldn't mind seeing her gettin it from the easter bunny" Sorry, I can't do that I keep to my word. ============== I understand. You're a good man munch, no matter what they say about ya ;)
From: daredevil [CameronVale]
Date: 16-Nov-2008 19:40
Did someone reference 'return of the native'.....? Cooperage? like a foolish strutting rooster.? You really have no idea. I love you Hera......but it would take you 20 years to approach even my beginning sense of literary acumen. (You truly cannot perceive this?) There are non so foolish as those whom take themselves otherwise. And those morons are 'incredibly' easy to identify,. Dummies tend to enunciate themselves in glaring fashion.....you are a prime example.
Updated: 16-Nov-2008 19:40
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